0:00:02 > 0:00:03I've invented a machine
0:00:03 > 0:00:05that measures the amount of cringe in the human body.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Which I will now demonstrate.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11You see, every time something embarrassing happens to you,
0:00:11 > 0:00:15it leaves some cringe in your body. This now can be measured.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18I bet you win the Nobel Prize for this invention, Jas.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21I probably will, Lily. And I'll finally make my mark on the world.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Now, let's switch on and see how much cringe Lily has.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29MACHINE BEEPS
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Lily! Your cringe levels are dangerously high!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33You're literally full of cringe!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37If one more embarrassing thing happens to you, you could explode!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- What can we do?- Don't panic.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'll use my other invention. Anti-cringe cream.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49BEEPING SPEEDS UP
0:00:51 > 0:00:54This is supposed to reduce cringe, is it?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56You've got to give it a chance to work.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57HIGH-PITCHED BEEP
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Too late!- Aaargh!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Aaargh!- Jas! I was just about to wire up this circuit board.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07SHOUTS: Lily, stop, you're dangerously full of cringe!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Well, I am now.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17# Ooh-hoo-hoo
0:01:17 > 0:01:19# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# So! So! So! So!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25# So!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28# Ooh ooh-ooh, ooh ooh-ooh, ooh ooh-ooh
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Ooh ooh-ooh, ooh ooh-ooh, ooh ooh
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# So! So! So! So!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38# So! So! So! So!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# So awkward! #
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Calling all budding artists.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Designs wanted for Cranmede's new graffiti wall.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49If I could get something on there,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I could really leave my mark on the world.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I think the whole concept of a graffiti wall
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- sounds absolutely ridiculous. - Sorry I'm late.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Traffic. And, er...
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Here's Jade with a reminder about her graffiti wall idea.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Yes, Martha. - Brilliant idea, Jade.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Graffiti wall, that's fantastic. - Thanks, Martha.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Um... So, the deadline for entries is tomorrow.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Remember, your designs can be about anything you're interested in.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18And there's a special spot in the middle of the wall
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- for a cool slogan.- An appropriate slogan, please. No gossip.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I don't want to see anything about Mr Harrington getting his hair cut
0:02:25 > 0:02:27at a ladies salon.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Not that there's anything wrong with that or that he does do that.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- Just carry on.- Here are some ideas of what we're looking for.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Yes, Martha?- I'm sorry, er... Just, what does that word say?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41It looks like "datcher."
0:02:41 > 0:02:43What does that mean?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46It's a slang word, Martha, it means, like, cool or epic.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Where have you been, Martha?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Even I know what datcher means,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52and I am like so un-datcher, it's ridic.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54LAUGHTER
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Ridic?- Don't worry, Martha, I'm sure a lot of people
0:02:57 > 0:02:58don't know what datcher means.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I had to explain it to my granny only the other day.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03LAUGHTER
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Slang, what's the point of it?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Yeah, it's ridic! ..ulous. Ridiculous.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15You can't just go around making words up.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17If everyone did that, there'd be anarchy.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I've never heard of datcher either.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I wonder where all these new words come from?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Well, the only logical explanation is someone is making them up.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yes, but who is this mysterious slang creator inventing new words?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I wish I knew. I could tell them to stop it.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'm going to find out.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I could interview them for my new blog. "Jas Salford Investigates."
0:03:36 > 0:03:39What? It's a thing!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41How are you going to find them?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I suppose I'll have to trace datcher back to its original source.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- I love your hair band. It's well datcher.- Off to make my mark!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Oh, hi, Jas. Found the mysterious slang creator yet?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Well, Natasha says she heard datcher from Leone in 4B,
0:04:05 > 0:04:08and Leone in 4B said she heard it from cousin Zach,
0:04:08 > 0:04:10and Leone's cousin Zach said he'd never heard of it.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Oh.- Still, early days.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- What's that?- Matt's diary.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18I found it at home.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Must have fallen out of his bag when he came round yesterday.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- How do you know it's his?- Look.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26"Property of M Furnish."
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Wow! Wouldn't have thought Matt kept a diary.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Suppose it must be full of all his private thoughts and feelings,
0:04:32 > 0:04:34and maybe what he thinks about me and stuff.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Yeah, shame you can't read it and find out what he said.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yeah, I suppose... Can't I?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Why haven't you given it back to him?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Well, I just literally haven't had a chance.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47You could give it to him now.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- I haven't seen him about recently. - He's over there.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56He likes to be left alone when he's doing that.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Ah, he's coming over now.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Hi, Matt!- How's it going?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Great, apart from my stupid bag.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- The zip's broken so things keep falling out of it.- Oh, really?
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Yeah, I'm losing books, pens, and worst of all, my shin pads.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Oh, good! I mean, bad, obviously.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I'm going to go check lost property. Laters!
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Oh! Diary! What am I like?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Well, can't stop. The slang creator won't find themselves.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39CHATTERING
0:05:47 > 0:05:49SPEECH INAUDIBLE
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Ollie, I think we should enter the graffiti wall competition.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Us? Do art?!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I thought we agreed that all artists were obsolete
0:06:18 > 0:06:20since Photoshopping.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Yes, but we could use the wall to promote science to the school.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Show them that science is just as cool as...
0:06:26 > 0:06:28whatever cool people think is cool.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31And entering the competition will impress Jade, of course?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Ollie, really! I'm talking about inspiring our fellow pupils
0:06:35 > 0:06:38to be the scientists of tomorrow!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39I suppose the future of science
0:06:39 > 0:06:42shouldn't rest entirely on our shoulders.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Exactly.- So, we need a slogan.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Yes, but no slang, we're not using any stupid, made-up words.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It would have to be something catchy, though.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Uh... How about...
0:06:53 > 0:06:56"Science, it has numerous benefits for society."
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You've done this before.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- Hi, Lily!- Oh! Hi, Jas, I was just...
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Hoping that Matt's diary would fall open
0:07:11 > 0:07:13so you get to read some of it accidentally?
0:07:13 > 0:07:18Jas! I would never read Matt's private diary.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oh, OK(!)
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Hey! How about you read it and tell me what he's said about me?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28If only I knew what was inside without actually having to read it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Well, I can't help, I'm close to finding the slang creator.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35My prime suspect is a sixth former called Trent Gatsby.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- They say he invented the hi-five. - I'm not sure he did.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40But if he is the slang creator,
0:07:40 > 0:07:44I can get my exclusive interview and I get to leave my mark on the world.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46What about the graffiti wall?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I know, so many amazing things to do and so little time!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Here you go.- Oops!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Butterfingers!- Lily...
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Ooh, cute pony.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Why would Matt have a picture of a pony in his diary?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- What is it? - I think that's Trent Gatsby.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15The slang creator unmasked. An exclusive by Jas Salford.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Matt likes ponies?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Haven't got long, guys.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28They're getting the graffiti wall ready and I've got to get back.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31OK, so I know this is just a competition but we would love
0:08:31 > 0:08:34some initial feedback to help us choose which one of our designs
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- to put forward.- OK. Yeah, sure.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41"Science, the only way to truly understand anaerobic respiration."
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Very good. - That's not even the best one. Ollie?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50"Science, despite what many people would have you believe,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52"it's just as much fun as maths."
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Oh, are you serious?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Lily, you forgot this.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Thank you!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Number nine.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33"Science makes an excellent career choice for people
0:09:33 > 0:09:36"with a love for sitting still and measuring things."
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Well, what do you think?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Um... Well...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I know, they're all so good, it's hard to choose, right?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeah, I mean, I love the fact that you're promoting science.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- That was my idea.- But your slogans can be a bit cooler.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oooh...
0:09:52 > 0:09:56I hope you're not suggesting we use slang? They're just made-up words.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01A lot of great words are made up. Someone made up internet and e-mail.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Yeah, but those...- Ollie, Jade's right. Those words are brilliant.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Made-up words are OK. - But you said...- Ollie! Come on.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11We've got work to do.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18We can use science to invent a totally new slang word.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- We can use it in our slogan and make science cool.- We can?- Yes!
0:10:22 > 0:10:26And I'll finally show Jade just how cool I can be.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32SQUELCHING
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Er, Martha...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- You appear to have stepped in a pot of paint.- I know.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Don't draw attention to it.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Hi, Cassie.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Hello...?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04It is very important to chew 20 times
0:11:04 > 0:11:06before swallowing to aid digestion.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Plus, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Right, well, just wondering if you'd seen a diary around anywhere?
0:11:17 > 0:11:22- A diary is here.- Oh, great! I've been looking everywhere for that.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I don't suppose either of you read any of it at all?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Why would we read it?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Well, strange book lying around.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31No-one would blame you if you were curious
0:11:31 > 0:11:33and decided to read some of it.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- I opened it.- Really? Did you see anything about me?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Any mention of Lily at all? - I didn't read anything.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I saw it was a diary and therefore private.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- I was simply looking to see who it belonged to.- Oh.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- It belongs to an M Furnish.- Yeah, my friend Matt. I'll give it to him.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- How can we trust you to return it? - It's OK.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Lily is a friend of my cousin Ollie. She's very honest and very good.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01And always does the right thing.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04That's right. I do.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Oh!- Trent Gatsby?- Yeah?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Jas Salford, journalist. - Is that a bus pass?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29I'm asking the questions.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36My sources tell me you're the coolest sixth former in school
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- and you invent all the slang. - Yeah, I do.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Before I came along, "sick" just meant not very well.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- PHONE:- 'Liar!' - Oh, dear, Mr Gatsby.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- It looks like you're not being very honest with me.- What do you mean?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50This is my new lie detector app.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52It measures the stress levels in the voice
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- and can tell if people are fibbing. - Really?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57All right, all right.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Well, maybe I didn't invent sick, but I made up "blixy".
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- Blixy? What does that mean?- It's just, like, something really boring.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10- And what do you know about the word datcher?- Yeah, that's one of mine.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- I made it up.- 'Liar!'
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Try again, Mr Gatsby. - All right, all right, all right.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I heard Mia say it, my little sister.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I thought it sounded cool so I copied her and told everyone
0:13:22 > 0:13:24that I made it up, OK?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- 'Ain't that the truth!' - Finally we learn the truth.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I warn you, no more lies, Mr Gatsby.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- HE LAUGHS - You can't frighten me.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- I'm not scared of a little girl like you.- 'Liar!'
0:13:45 > 0:13:47SNORING
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Lily. I was just planning a lesson in my mind. Can I help you?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yeah, I was just wondering if you could maybe
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- check the spelling in this? - Can't you see I'm really busy?
0:14:00 > 0:14:05It won't take very long. If you could just take a look at this page?
0:14:05 > 0:14:12Anything on there that catches your eye? The word Lily spelt right?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Well, I can't see the word Lily on there.- Oh.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- But I do know that unicorn doesn't have a K in it.- Unicorn?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Yes, so go outside and get some fresh air, please,
0:14:23 > 0:14:24I've got to get some work done.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Matt likes ponies and unicorns?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Aaargh! Mia! - Hi, Jas. Hiding from someone?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11It's ready. The world's first ever slang generator.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I knew we could do it. It's obvious, really.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Hook a computer up to every online dictionary and programme it
0:15:17 > 0:15:20to use a random set of letters to invent an entirely new word.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25I'm excited, Martha. Here we are at the birth of an original new word.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28One that's never been said by anyone in the world!
0:15:30 > 0:15:31BEEPING
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Well? What's the word?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42"Cat."
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Cat! What a strange and unusual word.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Unfamiliar, alien, and yet it sounds like it's been around forever.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Ollie! Cat is already a word.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56You know, furry pet, goes meow?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Right.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Well, it's a new computer programme, probably needs some tweaking.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Try it now.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Well?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- I guess I'll never find out what's in this.- I've got it!
0:16:27 > 0:16:28How about you swap diaries,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31so that you both find out what you've written about each other?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35What?! Matt read MY diary? I'd hate that.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Oh, yeah. I'll give it back to him tomorrow.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Wow! There's, like, 100 videos here.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- "Lily gets her verruca checked?" - Yeah, my mum videos everything.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Here it is. Lily's birthday.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Now, Mia said the first time she heard the word datcher
0:16:53 > 0:16:54was at your birthday party.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57So the slang creator must have been here.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00PARTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:00 > 0:17:03CHATTERING
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Oh, look, it's that dreaded birthday cake my mum made!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Oh, yeah. I must have been allergic to something in that.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Made me sneeze like mad. - Yeah, make everyone sneeze, Jas.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15My mum put six spoons of black pepper in it.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Cow, sheep, chicken...
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Are you sure it's not an animal name generator you've invented, Ollie?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Teething troubles.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I'd like to see Tim Berners-Lee invent the World Wide Web
0:17:27 > 0:17:30in the time between getting back from school and having his tea.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33But the designs for the wall competition have to be in tomorrow!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I still don't see what's wrong with our old slogans.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37What about...
0:17:37 > 0:17:41"Science. Not as boring as people say."
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Just try again, please.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44HE SIGHS
0:17:47 > 0:17:49BEEPING
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Blixy?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- That's another animal, isn't it? - No, it isn't.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Blixy, that's a new word. That's an actual new slang word.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- Ollie, you're a genius! - Science is blixy.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Hey, WE are blixy!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I can't believe my mum recorded the whole party.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21We have to stay awake. The slang creator must be here.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Oh, look, here's where I beat you at musical chairs. Oh, yeah.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Hey! You sat down before the music stopped.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- No, I didn't.- Yeah, you did.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- I'll rewind it and show you. - We don't have time.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, look, here's me eating your birthday cake
0:18:34 > 0:18:37before I even knew there was pepper in it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39'This cake is so...datcher!' SHE SNIFFS
0:18:39 > 0:18:42What did you say?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44'This cake is so...datcher!' SHE SNIFFS
0:18:46 > 0:18:49'Have you tried the cake? Apparently it's datcher.'
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I sneezed datcher!
0:18:52 > 0:18:57I'm the slang creator! I've already made my mark on the world.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14- Sardines for breakfast? Nasty, smelly things.- My brain likes them.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Oily fish is good for brain function
0:19:16 > 0:19:19and I need a good idea for my design for the graffiti wall.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Maybe your brain needs a bit of a rest.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You're always giving it stuff to do.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- What about your search for the slang creator?- Oh, I've done that.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- It was me all along.- You?!
0:19:30 > 0:19:35Yeah, I sneezed a word, "datcher", and it caught on.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36That's brilliant!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Yeah, it's pretty cool.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I was going to interview the slang creator for the school newspaper
0:19:40 > 0:19:43but I can hardly interview myself.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Could I?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- No.- I remember when I was your age,
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I invented the phrase "cool your jets."
0:19:51 > 0:19:53It was the best thing anyone had ever heard.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Everyone was saying it and I was the coolest boy in school. Look.
0:19:59 > 0:20:04- I carry this everywhere.- Wow! "Cool your jets". What does that mean?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Ease off the gas.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Mellow your jello?
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Well, anyway.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14"Cool your jets" lasted the whole summer, then someone came up with
0:20:14 > 0:20:19"chill your beans" and no-one ever said it again. Oh, well.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21No point living in the past.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Hey, thanks, Dad.- What for?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Hey!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- What about your sardines? - Don't need them any more.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38HE SNIFFS
0:20:39 > 0:20:40I forgot my scarf.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Probably don't need it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54"Science is blixy." It's so catchy.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57It's ground-breaking, unique and cool.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58BELL RINGS
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- End of break, that's the deadline. - See, Ollie?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Science came through for us in the end.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Well, the slang generating machine was my invention.
0:21:06 > 0:21:12- Let's not argue about who did what, Ollie. Let's just thank science.- OK.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17- And as it was my idea to use science, let's also thank me.- Er...
0:21:33 > 0:21:38"Science is blixy." But that's Trent Gatsby's word for boring.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Science isn't boring.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- I'm really sorry. I've had it ages. - Oh, you found it!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, I was going to give it to you but I haven't found the right time.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I haven't read it or anything, I promise.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Lucky for you, bet it's well boring. Full of ponies and unicorns.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- My cousin's mad about them. - Your cousin?- Yeah, little Molly.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You know what seven-year-olds are like.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07"Property of M Furnish." Molly Furnish, of course!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh, it's brilliant you found it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I was meant to be returning it after she left it at mine.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15You know, I actually thought it might be yours.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Me? Write a diary?!
0:22:17 > 0:22:22- No way! What sort of baby keeps a diary at our age?- Yeah! Er...
0:22:25 > 0:22:26It's almost as childish as having
0:22:26 > 0:22:29a cartoon character pencil case or something.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Yeah...!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38CHATTERING
0:22:47 > 0:22:51This is so exciting. Imagine if both of our designs got on the wall!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I'm confident our design was chosen, Jas.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It had a great message and it featured a cool new slang word.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- It ticked all the boxes. - Jade will be so impressed!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- 'Scuse me, guys. - And we'll have inspired
0:23:01 > 0:23:03a whole new generation of young scientists.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Yes, obviously, that's the most important thing.- Oh, hey, Matt.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12- I like your new bag.- Hi, Lily. Can I get a quick word?- Sure.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Well?- It's my diary.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- But you said...- I know!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I was worried you'd think I was lame for having a diary.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25You know, writing down all my secret thoughts and feelings.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- I don't think it's lame at all. - Oh, good.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Hey, do you want me to read you some?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- If you're sure you want to.- I am.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44How much longer do we have to wait to see this? This is getting blixy.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Did you just say blixy?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Yeah. It means something really boring.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Blixy doesn't mean boring.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Yeah, it does. I should know, I made it up.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58But that means our slogan says that science is really boring.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00What have we done?!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05"May 23rd. Talked to Lily.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08"She's so funny and interesting and cool,
0:24:08 > 0:24:10"and even though she's really clever, she never shows off.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12"June 7th.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15"I love talking to Lily. I think Lily is the nicest person
0:24:15 > 0:24:16"I've ever met."
0:24:16 > 0:24:17I knew you'd written about me.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22June 10th, Lily. June 11th, Lily.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27June 12th, Lily. Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31- VOICE STARTS TO ECHO: - Lily. Lily. Lily.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Lily? LILY!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34- What?- Are you listening?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I thought you wanted to hear stuff from my diary.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Oh, yeah, yeah, of course I do. - Where was I? Oh, yeah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43"3rd March, played football and scored twice.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46"5th March, went to Monster Burger.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- "9th March, played football, scored once..."- OK, what about another day?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54"Oh, 8th March. My top five best cars of all time!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57"Number five, the Porsche 911.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01"Number four, the Ferrari 250 GTO."
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Wow, it's great sharing this stuff with you.
0:25:04 > 0:25:10Is there anything in there about, you know, people you care about?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Um...
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Yeah!
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- I do a top 10 of my favourite Premiership footballers?- Great(!)
0:25:17 > 0:25:20"Number 10, Wayne Rooney. Number nine..."
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Thank you.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Well, the students have been working hard all week
0:25:33 > 0:25:37and we're now ready to unveil our school's first ever graffiti wall.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41CHEERING So, without further ado...
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I can't bear to look.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52CHEERING
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Wow, that's my design!
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- I got the big spot in the middle. - Cool your jets!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02I made that up!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Well, Dad, I've already made my mark, even if it was an accident.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10- I thought your saying deserved a comeback.- That's brilliant.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Wonderful!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Hey, man. I think you should cool your jets.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18In fact I think everyone should just cool their jets. OK?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19LAUGHTER
0:26:19 > 0:26:21It's back!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24How about an interview for my blog, Dad?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Absolutely.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I can't see ours. Thank goodness, we f...
0:26:32 > 0:26:33We fai...
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Failed? Actually, I don't think we did. Look!
0:26:39 > 0:26:40"Science is datcher"?
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Someone changed our slogan, they tampered with our work.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- That's outrageous.- Appalling!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- We should complain. - Demand an investigation.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Although, this does mean our slogan now says science is cool.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55I love it.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- Yeah. It's excellent. - Absolutely perfect.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01But who could have changed it?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Must have been the mysterious slang creator.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13"15th August, tried to beat my record of 108 keepy-uppies.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17"First attempt, 94, second attempt, 98,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20"third attempt, 89, fourth attempt, 12,
0:27:20 > 0:27:23"fifth attempt, 69, sixth attempt, 50,
0:27:23 > 0:27:25"seventh attempt, 99..."