0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Quick, come over here, Lily! - I'm coming as fast as I can.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09That's it, use your frame. Careful you don't fall!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11I know how to walk. I'm not a baby.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Oh, yes. I almost forgot!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16SMACK! HE GASPS
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Isn't she a cutie-wootie, Matt?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Honestly, I could just eat her up!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Agh! Oh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Lily Silky Bum Bum!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- VOICE SLOWS DOWN:- Have you forgotten to put your false teeth in again?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34PROJECTOR WHIRS
0:00:34 > 0:00:36SQUEALING
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- What are you doing, Lily?- What?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Nothing.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Oh, and you needn't worry. I remembered to bring your frame.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- What?- Your picture frame.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49You said you needed one for art class.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Are you all right? You look like you've aged ten years.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54You have no idea.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, I can't hold it in any more!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I have to tell my little Lily Silky Bum Bum.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Please don't call me that.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's so exciting.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I'm going to be running a cake stall at the healthy eating food festival.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41We'll impress all your friends by selling them
0:01:41 > 0:01:43wearing home-made banana outfits.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Excited?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Um...- The theme is five-a-day.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50That's the amount of times you embarrass me a day.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54So our stall will feature cakes containing a mouthwatering mixture
0:01:54 > 0:01:56of five fruits and/or vegetables.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59People will be talking about it for years.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00That's what I'm afraid of!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04And I'd like you to be my chief taster/stall buddy.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06What say you, partner?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I'll definitely think about it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Oh, good.- OK, I've thought about it. I don't want to do it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Great! I'll see you later for our first cooking masterclass.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- No, I said...- Oh, I know, but you don't have to worry.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I'd never embarrass you at school, OK?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Now, scoot.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I love you, Lily Silky Bum Bum!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32No offence, but your mum's getting worse.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You need to confront her about it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36It's the only way to avoid a lifetime of embarrassment.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39You're right, but I don't want to upset her.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Then let me do it.- What?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Upset her?- No, let me help her become less embarrassing.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I'm the perfect candidate!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50OK, one, I've got 91 years' experience
0:02:50 > 0:02:52of coming up with Jas-tastic ideas.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- 91?- In dog years!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58And B, what are BFFs for? You'd do the same for me.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59- Deal?- Hmm...
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I'll take that as a yes, Jas, absolutely, go ahead!
0:03:03 > 0:03:04I was worried you would.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21I need the loo.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27LOCK CLICKS
0:03:35 > 0:03:38BELL RINGS
0:03:38 > 0:03:40ALARM BLARES
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Ah!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Ow.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56ELECTRICAL CRACKLING
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Double ow.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Where are you? - I'm trapped in the library.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Normally this would be a dream come true,
0:04:20 > 0:04:21but I don't want to miss chess practice.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- LINE BUZZES - I can't hear you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25What? I can't hear you!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- VOICE BUZZES:- 'You're late.' - This is awful!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30What if Jade thinks I'm skipping chess practice?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33What? You're skipping chess practice?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Who's skipping chess practice?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37'Martha.'
0:04:40 > 0:04:41You're breaking up.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45ALARM BLARES
0:04:49 > 0:04:51ALARM CONTINUES
0:04:54 > 0:04:56ALARM CONTINUES
0:04:59 > 0:05:02FIRE ALARM RINGS Agh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:03ALARM CONTINUES
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Lily!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I need to know, are the dreadful rumours true?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17No, Martha didn't skip chess practice.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- She was locked in the...- What? No!
0:05:18 > 0:05:23Is your mother running a cake stall selling cakes she's baked herself?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Oh, yeah.- Oh, just as I feared!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Well, at least you won't be dressed as a banana!
0:05:31 > 0:05:36Message for Mrs Rennison - check the capacity of the school sickbay.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Then build an extension! A big one!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45What are you going to say?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Don't panic. Just say the lines that we rehearsed,
0:05:47 > 0:05:49and leave the rest to me.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I promise, this cake-baking problem will just disappear.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Ready? Three, two, one, action.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Oh, hello, you two.- Yes, I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04But, enough of this chatter.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Now, I must go upstairs to the bathroom...
0:06:07 > 0:06:09to brush my teeth.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Good idea, Lily. Teeth hygiene is so important.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Yes! I wouldn't want them to fall out when I'm an old lady!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'll wait here with your mum.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27I floss.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- I'm so excited! - MUM GIGGLES
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I think we're going to have the best stall there.- Definitely.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Now, there's a lot of vanilla in this, I hope you like it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, Lily! There you are.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Come and meet my new chief taster.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I believe you two are already acquainted! Ha-ha!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04I noticed my Lily Silky Bum Bum wasn't 100% keen to get involved
0:07:04 > 0:07:07with the cake stall, but lucky for you, Jas is!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- What?- Guilty as charged! Me love food.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Hee-hee!- Mmm!- Mmm!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13See? We're the perfect team!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15And I get to dress up as a banana.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18THEY LAUGH
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Jas, a word, if I may?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25What have you done?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You're supposed to put her off, not encourage her!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Don't you get it? This is perfect.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I'll deflect her powers of embarrassment
0:07:32 > 0:07:35away from you on to me. And by way of payment, I get free food!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38This is truly one of my most Jas-tastic plans.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41OK. Thanks, I think.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43What are BFFs for?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51You need to hand them out to a focus group of taste buds.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53It'll help us see what our big sellers might be.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Aye-aye, captain!- Oh, and there's a slice of quiche in there, too.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- I know it's your favourite. - Thanks, Mrs H.- Now scoot!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Mum!- Oh, sorry, love. I forgot you were there.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- All night?- Yes.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Mother and I were planning how to keep me on the team,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18and then she helped me set a new chess record.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19We created a brand-new chess move
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- never before seen in the civilised world.- Can it be true?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23It can and it is.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26We called it The Jade.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- We called it that to impress Jade. - Very imaginative.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Thank you. I desperately need some more Jade brownie points,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34seeing as she thinks I deliberately skipped chess club.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Er...
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Greetings, taste-bud owners! Do I have a treat for you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Doesn't look like it, no.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43This delight is beetroot, cherry, strawberry, tomato
0:08:43 > 0:08:46and the secret ingredient - a lot more beetroot!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Honestly, I never realised what an amazing cook Lily's mum is.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You can quit acting now.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- She's not here.- I'm not acting.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Try one.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Actually, Mother and I skipped breakfast to practise The Jade.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Whoa!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It looks like you're wearing lipstick!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Martha's wearing lipstick?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Not again!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16I'm jinxed!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Worse. You're Jas-ed!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Maybe a kilo of beetroot was slightly too much of a good thing?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37COMMENTATOR: 'One can only imagine what's going through
0:09:37 > 0:09:39'young Martha Fitzgerald's mind.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42'It all comes down to this.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47'Victory was in sight, but now, trapped into a corner,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50'and I just can't see a way out for Martha.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02CHEERING 'That is phenomenal!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06'A brand-new move, never before seen in the civilised world
0:10:06 > 0:10:10'to see Cranmede extend their unbeaten run to ten matches.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14'They truly are the invincibles, thanks to Martha!'
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- VOICE ECHOES:- Martha?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Martha?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Why am I here?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32'Speak to Martha Fitzgerald sternly about her recent behaviour.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35'Is carrying the weight of the whole school's expectations
0:10:35 > 0:10:39'ahead of the most important chess match ever causing her to rebel?
0:10:39 > 0:10:44'Skipping practice, upsetting Mrs Jones, disappointing Jade.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45'Also, buy milk.'
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, yes.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49And now, lipstick.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- I can explain. - I hope you will explain!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Where it's from.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I love, love, love it.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58It'd look fabulous on me!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I give up!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I just give up!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05But Cranmede chess players never surrender.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11LOUD PARPING, SHE GIGGLES
0:11:13 > 0:11:15PARPING CONTINUES
0:11:22 > 0:11:23What are you doing here?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Just dropping off a fresh batch of cakes for Jas.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Well, did you have to do the puffy cheek blowy thingy at the door?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, Jas thinks it's funny.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34SHE CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN
0:11:34 > 0:11:36LAUGHTER
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Jas's mum is hilarious!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- She's- MY mum. You wish!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47THEY GIGGLE
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- We need to talk. - How did you get in here?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Never mind that, Mrs Hampton.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00The important thing is - will you cancel the cake stall?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Very funny, Mrs Griggs! And deprive you of my baked treats?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Never!- Quite.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13But unfortunately, you can only sell shop-bought food.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16It's not my rules, it's the new health and safety rules
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- from the Board of Governors. - Oh, that's ridiculous!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22We both know the kids would rather have home-made.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24But do we both know that?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Really?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, I get it.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Ah!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32You want my home-made cakes more than life itself,
0:12:32 > 0:12:36but you can't speak out against that pesky Board of Governors
0:12:36 > 0:12:37for fear of losing your job.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40So let's leave it unsaid.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Thank you, Mrs Hampton.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- SHE SPEAKS LOUDLY:- OK, Mrs Griggs! I'll only sell shop-bought cakes.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53(Home-made it is.)
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Message for Mrs Rennison.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02The Board of Governors plan didn't work. Help! I repeat, help!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Well, darling. Did Jade like The Jade?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Tell me she was impressed and it guaranteed you a place on the team.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- LINE BUZZES - You have shown her, haven't you?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Pawn to E4?- What, Mother?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I can't really hear you. You're breaking up.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Martin, where's my latte?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28LOUD SLURPING
0:13:28 > 0:13:32It can't be the phone, I did extensive research.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Well, Martin did.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36You can't get a better battery life.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Mother? Get a life?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Why would you be so rude to your mum?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46What? No, I...
0:13:48 > 0:13:50School policy section eight, clause two -
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- no make-up... - To be worn in school. I know.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56You haven't just let me down, Martha.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57You've let yourself down.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04It's not your fault, Jas.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06It's me.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07It's not your fault, Jas.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08It's me.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Stay away from my mum!
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- What's up?- I've changed my mind about this whole Mum situation.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Can you resign as chief taster?
0:14:18 > 0:14:19I don't get it. You asked me to help.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23I guess I'm just feeling a bit left out.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You wanted out. Thanks to me, your mum's spending less time with you,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- which means less embarrassment. - I know.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32It just feels a bit weird.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I didn't think she was going to start liking you more than me.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37That's not something a BFF would say.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41I know! It's all coming out wrong. It's confusing!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46If only we had some kind of agony aunt or referee
0:14:46 > 0:14:48to help you see sense.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Help YOU see sense, you mean. - If only there were someone in school
0:14:51 > 0:14:55that was kind enough and wise enough to listen, understand and help.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00BOTH: Mrs Rennison!
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Ssh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- The clock's ticking. - I can't concentrate.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- It's your lipstick. - It's beetroot juice.
0:15:09 > 0:15:15It makes you look like your mother! It's confusing my frontal lobe.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18It wouldn't come off. What's Jade going to say?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19I am horrified!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22No, offended! No...
0:15:22 > 0:15:25DISGUSTED with you, Martha. Skipping class?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Disrespecting your elders?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Disrespecting chess?!
0:15:31 > 0:15:32And lipstick?!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I'm afraid I've got no choice, but to drop you from the team.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Pardon?- You're fired.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42And you're hired.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46NO-O-O-O-O!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I've got to be honest with you, Martha.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I've found your recent behaviour troubling.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I haven't decided who's on the team yet,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56but, luckily, we've got some really good players to choose from.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- She's a mum stealer. - Mrs Hampton is my grown-up BFF.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Do you think she's trying to replace me?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10She should be thanking me, not getting the hump.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13This morning, my mum called me Jas!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16A real BFF would be happy her mum thinks I'm brilliant, which I am!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Ahem!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I agree, Mrs Rennison. I AM in the right.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23You're right, Mrs Rennison, I'll carry on as I am.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24I've done nothing wrong.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26BOTH: You've been a great help.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37'School's expectations ahead...'
0:16:37 > 0:16:38IT BEEPS
0:16:51 > 0:16:52MUM SIGHS
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Hello, MasterChefs!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55What?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Mum, I printed off some muffin recipes for us to bake.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01You might as well head home, Jas. I think I've got it from here.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03MUM LAUGHS
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Nice one, Lily! You almost had me there.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- The apron was a nice touch. - Yeah, you little joker.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Now, scoot along. Jas and I have got some serious baking to do.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- But...- Oh, leave the recipe!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Aw, muffins are Jas's favourite, aren't they?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Yeah. Scoot along, Lily. What a good friend you are.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27You're fired, you're fired, you're fired.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm hired, I'm hired, I'm hired!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37My Martha sense is tingling.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- What's up?- I'm concerned that my perceived bad behaviour
0:17:39 > 0:17:41will result in me being dropped from the team.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Nonsense! Who could replace you?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Well, apart from Cassie, of course.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Oh, she'd be perfect!- Ollie!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Can you please show me The Jade chess move?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Prepare to be amazed.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Is it not all you imagined and more?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Yeah, it's a great move. It's just Cassie's been doing that for weeks.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11I call this move The Cassie.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12SHE LAUGHS
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Look who's here!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Greetings, friend.- Lily's brought some food for us to cook.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26All together, the three of us.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28It'll be nice to spend some time with you, Jas.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You've been out so much recently.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33When I heard you earlier, I thought we were being burgled!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Explain yourself.- Anything you can do, two can play at that game.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I'm mixing my sayings, but you get the gist.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Let's see how you like it, watching me become BFFs with your dad.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Dirty tricks.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51However, I must scoot.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Duty calls. And, by duty, I mean your mum.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Those cakes won't bake themselves.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh, bye, Jas.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04You cook, I'll wash up.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:18 > 0:19:19TEXT ALERT
0:19:25 > 0:19:26CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:29 > 0:19:30TEXT ALERT
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- ON TV:- 'Hey, who put mustard on my French fries?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54'Well, you told me to heat them up!'
0:19:55 > 0:19:57We always watch this together.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Oh, sorry, love. It was our reward for finishing all the cakes.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- We can start again if you want. - When it finishes in half an hour.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13This has just got serious!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- MARTHA'S VOICE, LINE CUTS OUT - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- I can't understand.- 'We have a...' THE REST CUTS OUT
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Have a goat's back? We on a coat rack?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30We have a code lilac!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I knew this would happen.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I've been dropped from the chess team and replaced with Cassie.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- HE PANTS - The lipstick?
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Indeed. Someone told Jade
0:20:40 > 0:20:42that infringing the school's no make-up policy
0:20:42 > 0:20:45means disqualification from the school teams.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I have my suspicions about who told her.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- PANTING CONTINUES - I have...the solution.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yes?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53High-profile good deeds.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Such as?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57HE SIGHS DEEPLY
0:20:59 > 0:21:01"We love to be together."
0:21:03 > 0:21:04"Speak for yourself!"
0:21:07 > 0:21:08TELEPHONE RINGS
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I'm sorry, I can't chat, in crisis mode.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15So am I. Can I talk to your mum?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Mother! Incoming call from Lily!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19- CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS - Speak!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Can you divorce your own mum?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Right. Let's cut to the chase.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Common reasons for parental divorce include...
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Does she refuse to spend time with you?- No.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34She normally wants to spend ALL her time with me.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37OK. So, maybe she doesn't do things for you?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40No, she's ALWAYS doing things.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47She specialises in stuff.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Does she neglect to feed you?- It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet here.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53It's not always that nice, but...
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Well, based on the preliminary evidence you've presented,
0:21:57 > 0:21:59the divorce papers would be laughed out of court.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Sounds like you have the perfect mother. Case closed.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Can you divorce a friend?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15You're sure about this?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Public good deeds equal instant brownie points.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Just make sure Jade sees you.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Can I carry your bag?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Cool, thanks.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Meet me at the lockers at lunchtime for phase two!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Oh, Lily. Can you pass this note to Jas when you next see her, please?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50- Yeah, sure.- Thank you.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53"Dear chief taster...
0:22:55 > 0:22:57"Meet me in the break room after school to prepare the cake stall.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58"Mrs H."
0:23:02 > 0:23:03SHE COUGHS
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Good work, Martha.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Feel free to lend a hand at any point.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Best not. Might dilute the goodness of the deed.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Jas, did Lily give you the note?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38No. Lily?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41More dirty tricks!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Um...remind me, what did the note say?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Oh, you're not Jas.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Don't I know it! Jas can't help.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55She said she had better things to do or something.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Well, that doesn't sound like my Jas.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Who's going to help me set up the stall?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Lily Silky Bum Bum?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Really?
0:24:03 > 0:24:04MUM LAUGHS
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Let's turn this room into a fruit-and-veg wonderland!
0:24:10 > 0:24:11I'll go and get the cakes, stall buddy.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17There she is, Miss Dirty Tricks.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oh, did you not get the note?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21My mum's found a new stall buddy now.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Lily Silky Bum Bum.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Did you just say Bum Bum?
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- No time to chat, must get on. - Yes, WE must.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33It's true! Jas is helping.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- No, I can do it! - Message for Mrs Rennison.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Check the school's public liability insurance, then double it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41No, I can do it by myself.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Actually, triple it!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Jas, get off!- No, it's fine! - It's not even funny!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- She's my best friend!- It's my mum!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Why are you even doing this?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57MUM YELLS
0:25:01 > 0:25:02THEY GASP
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- It's all ruined!- Listen up, girls.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09All is not lost. If we bake through the night,
0:25:09 > 0:25:12we'll have a new set of cakes in time for tomorrow's food festival.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15But it'll only work if we all work together.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16BOTH: All three of us?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18No, four.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Jas, this is an edible emergency.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Call your dad.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29SHE TAPS A TUNE
0:25:30 > 0:25:32ALL LAUGH
0:25:34 > 0:25:37How long are we going to keep this up for?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I know! Not being friends is quite tiring, isn't it?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Ooh!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45HE TRUMPETS
0:25:47 > 0:25:48PARENTS LAUGH
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I guess ALL parents are embarrassing.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Must be in their DNA!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Right, chief taster. What say you?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I say that, from today, I resign the post of chief taster.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04And I hand over the position to my dad.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12MUM GIGGLES
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Trust me, this is the ultimate good deed.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20No-one wanted this job.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# Mummy said eat 5-a-day Mummy was right!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33# Mummy said eat 5-a-day So don't put up a fight!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# Mummy said eat 5-a-day Mummy was right! #
0:26:39 > 0:26:41What a great role model.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Well, technically you're a sandwich, not a roll, but...
0:26:45 > 0:26:49I think Martha's earned her place back on the team, don't you, Jade?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52It's really good to have the old Martha back.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58# Mummy said eat 5-a-day Mummy was right! #
0:26:58 > 0:27:03Message for Mrs Rennison - remind me to eat five a day.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05And remind yourself, too.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Five every day.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10You do know I'm right here?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Yes!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I now declare this cake stall...
0:27:16 > 0:27:17BOTH: Officially open!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- And the first slice... - Is going in my cake hole!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22CHEERING
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I don't know why I was so worried!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29They're not embarrassing, they're cute!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31I could watch them for hours.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34# Doing the cake dance! Doing the cake dance! #
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- # Doing the cake dance! # - SHE LAUGHS
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# Here we both are Doing the cake dance!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41# Cake, cake, cake! #
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Shall we leave? - I thought you'd never ask.