0:00:03 > 0:00:04You wanted to see me, Mr Malone?
0:00:04 > 0:00:08Ah, thanks for popping by, Lily. I've got some rather exciting news.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12- Have you?- Yeah, I've just been e-mailed by the Institute of Hair,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14and according to their research,
0:00:14 > 0:00:17you've got the most boring hair in the entire universe.
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Hey!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Hooray(!) - Apparently, it's the flattest,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23most lifeless, most boringest hair.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25It even smells boring.
0:00:25 > 0:00:31Anyhoo, here's the official certificate for Most Boring Hair.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Now, that's what I call a big, dull certificate.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- There must be some kind of mistake. - Don't think so.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Ollie, what are you getting from the boring-o-meter?
0:00:39 > 0:00:43BEEPING AND STATIC
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Wow. These yawn readings are off the scale.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Honestly, Lily, I don't know how you stay awake all day.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54THEY LAUGH "You stay awake all day!" Funny guy.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55FAKE LAUGHTER
0:00:59 > 0:01:02FAKE CRYING
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Lily.- Oh, sorry, Mr Malone. - No, don't apologise.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Finally, someone gets my joke about medieval haircuts.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Yes. It was so funny.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Please, do me a favour and explain it to the rest of the class,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- would you?- Sure.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Er, the, er...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Hoo-hoo-hoo
0:01:29 > 0:01:30# Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# Whooooo
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# So so So, so
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# So, so Whooooo
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# Hoo-hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo-hoo
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Hoo-hoo-hoo
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Hoo-hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo-hoo
0:01:43 > 0:01:44# Hoo-hoo
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# So, so So, so
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# So, so So, so
0:01:51 > 0:01:54# So awkward! #
0:01:56 > 0:01:57It's a hair doughnut.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You wrap a ponytail over it and that's how you get a bun.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Did you say doughnut?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Jas, focus!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Everyone else is growing up, changing their hair and their looks.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10We need to move with the times
0:02:10 > 0:02:13and unlock the secrets of today's modern styles.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That's from that shampoo advert.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18You guys have both got birthdays coming up and Martha
0:02:18 > 0:02:21has had that plait since she was eight.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24It's functional and it aids productivity.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Please count me out.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Me too.- But why?
0:02:28 > 0:02:34Well, you know how you're normally pretty easy-going,
0:02:34 > 0:02:38but then every so often, you get all obsessed with something...
0:02:38 > 0:02:39And you can't make it work.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43And you lose your temper and so you go...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- BOTH:- Full Hampton.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Full Hampton?!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- You've got a name for it.- Yeah.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51You know, for when you go...
0:02:51 > 0:02:54SHE HISSES AND GROWLS
0:02:54 > 0:02:57First of all, I do not go...
0:02:57 > 0:02:58SHE HISSES
0:02:58 > 0:03:00And secondly, even if I did,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03it doesn't matter because I am great at hair.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15How about I go and get that?
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Which is best for the invitation, matt or gloss?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Invitation for what? - Our joint birthday party, silly!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29We're having a joint party?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33After all the fun we had last year, why wouldn't we?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Shh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Oh, come on, it was fun, wasn't it?
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Yes, if by "fun" you mean scary and weird.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Was it Gerald? Was he too informal?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Because we can ask them to take it more seriously this time.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58The butler was fine, Martha,
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I just thought this year we could shake things up a bit.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm not quite with you.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07You know, groove down into funky town.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Even less with you.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Are you saying you want to renegotiate the party contract?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16I knew you'd be like this.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- You've always had a problem with change.- Nonsense!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I'm perfectly relaxed with cha...
0:04:24 > 0:04:26..ch...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29..ch... That thing.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Really?- Absolutely.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Lily's getting new hair and you and I are getting a new party.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Sounds great!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43This is unbelievable!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Seriously, I'm not that bad.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Three millimetres due east, Mother.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I thought as much.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Thanks for doing this, Dad.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Don't worry, love, we'll soon talk her round.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Sorry we're late, Mr Salford,
0:05:11 > 0:05:16we like to make sure our wheels are lined up exactly.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Perhaps you would like a maths set for your birthday, Jas.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22That's kind of what we wanted to talk about.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25But we thought this year we could shake things up a bit.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'm not quite with you.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You know, groove down into funky town.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Even less with you.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38They want to renegotiate the party contract.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Just hear us out. Here's what we were thinking.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47MEXICAN ACCENT: Say hello to Percy pinata.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52You know, we could do a Mexican theme, big hats, moustaches,
0:05:52 > 0:05:53mariachi music.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56HE IMITATES GUITAR PLAYING
0:05:56 > 0:06:00And where exactly does this rather sad paper animal come in?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Watch this.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Right, I'm not really sure what's happening here,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10but perhaps we could discuss this later?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Our place, 6.15? Great.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Oh, it's a stubborn one. - Um, Dad.- What?- DAD!- What?!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20She's gone, Mr Salford.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Are you all right?- Oh, yeah.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28HE PANTS Never better.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Come on, Percy, looks like we've got work to do.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm just letting you know, you haven't won.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Because I will do whatever it takes to defeat you.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- What?!- Oh, it's nothing, it's just we've seen that look before.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah, you're normally easy-going,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05and then you just get obsessed with something.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- And you can't make it work. - And then you lose your temper and
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- go...- BOTH:- Full Hampton.- Like... - OLLIE HISSES
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Why does everyone keep saying that?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16My temper is not that bad.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27It's just a straightforward three-dimensional torus shape.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Did you try inverting it? - How do you mean?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Well, just invert the access at the correct angle to allow for
0:07:36 > 0:07:38volume redistribution, and QED.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- How did you do that? - Basic physics.- Amazing!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51You are a natural stylist!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Take that back.- Take what back?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I am a scientist.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Honestly, a guy can't do a simple bit of three-dimensional
0:08:00 > 0:08:03geometry without being insulted.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Ollie.- You are never to speak of this again.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Good day to you.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Ollie, please, you have to show me how you did that.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18I told you not to speak of it. I am not a...stylist.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Well, what I'm trying to say is you're clearly a brilliant hair...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23scientist!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Is that a thing?- Yeah. And if you show me how to do it,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- it would just be like teaching me a methodology, right?- Right.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35But I want no mention of the words style,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39products, texture or fabulous long-lasting volume.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- OK.- And no going all scary and...
0:08:41 > 0:08:44HE HISSES AND GROWLS
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I'm not scary and I don't go...
0:08:46 > 0:08:47SHE HISSES
0:08:47 > 0:08:49HE SCREAMS
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Fine.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54I promise.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I don't know, darling, matt or gloss, it's an impossible choice.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I was thinking we could let Jas decide
0:09:02 > 0:09:04and we can arrange everything else.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Excellent strategy. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:07 > 0:09:08We shouldn't worry, though.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11If Mr Salford's negotiating skills are anything like his parking,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13this is going to be a cinch.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Greetings.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21On behalf of my client,
0:09:21 > 0:09:25I would like to present our ten-point party plan.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27You'll notice I've highlighted sections
0:09:27 > 0:09:32E through G and indicated the items up for discustard.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34He means discussion.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I know what he means.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Ladies, if you'll excuse us.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Come on, Percy, let's do this.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Come on, little guys, let's do this!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Oh. I'm just talking to my cakes.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I'm trying to create the perfect breakfast muffin.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I find encouraging them helps.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Now, this may be the perfect combination.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Spinach and custard!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14No?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Come on, then, boys. Back to the drawing board.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25See? That is the spirit of the Hamptons.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26We never give up.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Please, just let me do this for you...- No.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31I need to learn.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Maybe that's the problem.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37It's putting a bun in, it's not exactly space exploration.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40In which case, I apologise.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Please, go right ahead.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Mm-hm.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I will show you.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02I will prove to everyone that I can do this calmly and without help.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Chocolate chip and tomato!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- No? - SHE SIGHS
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'm sorry, but absolutely not. My client will not allow this.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22My client is has stipulated her terms very clearly.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24And my client has been more than reasonable.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27You can have one cactus and one Mexican hat.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29And that's my final offer.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Also, I must insist that we stick with the traditional birthday
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- lobster.- No-one wants party food with claws and a shell!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Neither do they want it inside a silly pretend donkey!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Pretend donkey?! - I knew this would happen.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42We should never have left them unsupervised.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45We have to let them grow up sometime.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I know, I'm just not sure they're ready.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Going well?- Oh, yeah.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Really good. Amicable.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59We're still ironing out some details, but tiny stuff.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02It's all very amicable.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05And you can take Dobbin with you!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08His name is Percy!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17(Sorry.)
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Don't mind me, just getting a little book.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30OK.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- What was that? - I didn't say anything.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oh, I thought you were commenting on my hair.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Looks good, right?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I knew I'd get it.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50That's the thing about me, I always get it in the end.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Is this it? Is she about to go?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Do you want me to do it for you?- No.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06You are not the only stylist in this school.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10I'll find a way to do hair just as well as you can.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- I am not a stylist. - Stylist? Stylist, stylist!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20So, are you doing people's hair now?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Er...no.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Well?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30We can wait all day if we have to.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36I'm sorry for throwing Percy at you.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37And?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42We've repaired him to say sorry, didn't we?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Well!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Isn't that kind?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49What would you like to say, Dad?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Dad?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Sorry for saying you're boring.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55There we go. Isn't it much nicer to all be friends again?
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- It's just that stupid donkey. - What did she just say?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02She said, "Thanks and take care." Bye!
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- Sorry about that. I'm sure it's just a phase.- Parents will be parents.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Well, you coped brilliantly.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15- No, seriously. I know sometimes your dad can be a bit...- A bit what?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Oh, well, you know, a bit...challenging.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I guess. Still, at least he doesn't have to put everything into
0:14:23 > 0:14:25a 50-page contract.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27SHE LAUGHS IRONICALLY
0:14:27 > 0:14:31No. I suppose Mother and I just like to run things efficiently.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Yes, only trouble is that people don't want EFFICIENT parties
0:14:36 > 0:14:40and they certainly don't want lobster and a butler called Gerald.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Last year, he smelled of fish.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Lobsters are supposed to smell of fish.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46I was talking about Gerald.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Thanks, Ollie, you are such a great stylist.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55It's a hair scientist, please.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Ollie, your hairstyles are so in right now.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59As I was saying, I really do prefer...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Know anything about partings?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I'm thinking of trying something different,
0:15:04 > 0:15:05and as you're a stylist...
0:15:05 > 0:15:08For the last time...
0:15:08 > 0:15:13I am not a stylist and I don't give style tips.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Wow. Sorry for asking.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19It really depends on the shape of your face, but traditionally,
0:15:19 > 0:15:21a right parting is a stronger look.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Parties are supposed to be fun!
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Everything OK?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Oh, yeah, good. Amicable.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32We were just ironing out some details, tiny stuff.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- It's all very amicable. - And you can take Dobbin with you.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38His name is Percy!
0:15:41 > 0:15:45OK, whatever's going on here, I don't want to know.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Nice one, Jas.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm sorry, Mr Malone.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I expect we're in all kinds of trouble now.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53No, not really.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Fine. We'll meet you in your classroom, ten minutes.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57And don't be late.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Hiding! See? Why didn't I think of that?
0:16:10 > 0:16:15And then I think you just tuck it around the sides or something.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Thank you for helping me with this. - That's OK.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20It's like my mother always says, "If at first you don't succeed,
0:16:20 > 0:16:24"lock yourself in the bathroom and don't come out until you do."
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Very wise, your mother.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Well, hopefully it won't come to that because...
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Check it out!- Um...
0:16:36 > 0:16:40I knew I could do it. I can't wait to see the look on Ollie's face.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Don't look at me like that.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56I can't help it if I have the gift and you don't.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I'll show you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I'll show...all of you.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12These older kids worry me. Is that what we have to look forward to?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Very possibly, but I for one intend to fight it.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Yeah, sorry I'm late.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Never mind.- Please, take a seat.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31This is silly. Be honest, can you even remember how it started?
0:17:31 > 0:17:36THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- BOTH:- And she's not even listening!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Have you tried talking to your parents?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- BOTH:- Yes.- Great, carry on with that, problem solved.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Perhaps you could talk to them.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- I haven't got the time. - It's parents' evening tomorrow.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- Yes, but... Is it? That's come round quick.- Thanks, Mr Malone.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55It's good to know we can count on you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05It's now or never. I will bake the perfect breakfast muffin.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- I will be good at hair. - Let's do this.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Um, maybe without the moustache, Dad?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26HE WHIMPERS
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Like I said, I just want to thank you for all your help with
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- this party nonsense. - Like I said, Mrs Fitzgerald,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36we are here to discuss the history syllabus.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39The problem with Keith is he just doesn't listen.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Between you and me, I think he's being a bit childish.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46And I would ideally be seeing you one at a time.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Would you mind telling Saskia that she is kind of the childish one?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53HE SIGHS
0:18:53 > 0:18:54- He says that you're being...- Yes.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Perhaps you wouldn't mind telling Keith so is his face.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Apparently, your face is childish.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I'm not exactly sure what that means.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06It's strange, I know there's someone talking,
0:19:06 > 0:19:10but all I can hear and is nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Do you see what I mean?- Nyeh!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- I came here with the best of intentions...- Nyeh, nyeh...
0:19:16 > 0:19:17- ..hoping to sort this out... - ..nyeh, nyeh...
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- ..and I'm clearly not being taken seriously!- ..nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22All right, enough!
0:19:22 > 0:19:26You've got to stop treating this like a competition.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Next you'll be inviting someone to judge the best party idea.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- We couldn't impose on you like that. - Well, no, you wouldn't because...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Well, if you're sure. Could you be there by six?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- Not really.- Five, then?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38You're a life-saver.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Oh, no!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Try again tomorrow.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Birthday party Saturday night.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09So you're having separate parties now?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12No, silly. We're asking everybody to choose whose theme they prefer.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14The party with the most guests wins.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Isn't that just going to confuse people?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19No, because they'll be too busy loving it.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Right, guys? Yeah!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Woohoo!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, at least things can't get any weirder between them.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- RECORDING:- 'You may know me as many things - pupil, activist,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37'philanthropist, trainee genius.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40'Many of you might be asking yourselves,
0:20:40 > 0:20:43'"How can I give something back to this extraordinary person?"
0:20:43 > 0:20:49'And I'll tell you how, by picking my party over Jas's.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52'My party won't just be cool, it will also be fun,
0:20:52 > 0:20:55'environmentally friendly and good for the economy.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59'It won't just be a party, it will be a way of life.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03'Martha's party - way better than anything Jas will come up with.'
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Hi. Thanks for coming, hi.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Hello.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Thank you. Hello.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Thank you.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Hi.- Your hair?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Oh, yeah, Ollie did it.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Isn't it amazing?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Yeah.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I guess hair science is one of those things that just can't be taught.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You can either do it or you can't, right, Lily?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Lily?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I think this is it. Hold on, everyone.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- I got your message.- Remind me again what your mum always says.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Um, if at first you don't succeed...
0:21:55 > 0:21:59That's exactly what we're going to do.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03So, I was just wondering, you know, scientifically speaking,
0:22:03 > 0:22:06what your findings were on the subject.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Mm-hm.- You know, one scientist to another.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12So I should be combing to the right instead of left?
0:22:13 > 0:22:18- Are you asking me for style tips again?- No?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23You know, it's not very easy trying to talk with this going on.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27How long have they been like that now?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30About, I'm not sure, maybe 20 minutes?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Would someone please tell Martha to let go of the ketchup?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Would someone please tell Jas
0:22:45 > 0:22:48that I had it first and she can get her own?
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Great hair, Lily.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Wow, love the hair!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03That is such a great look.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12See? I told you I could do it. And I didn't even lose my temper.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19This is it, this is really it!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21It was nice knowing you, Ollie.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Take cover!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Go, go, go!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37SHE GROWLS
0:23:37 > 0:23:40RUMBLING
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Sorry, say that last bit again?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46I said, you two are on your own.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Have your party however you want because I for one am not coming.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Shouldn't you be getting ready for your friends' party?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I may have uninvited myself.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Oh, no. Was it the Full Hampton?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Why does everyone keep...?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Yeah, pretty much.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22My friend was always losing her temper. Grumpy Greta we called her.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26She shouted at the headmaster in front of the whole school one day.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28THEY LAUGH
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Did you laugh about it in the end?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34No, she was expelled and never seen again. Shame, really.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38But your friends will always forgive you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43I don't know how I'm going to make it up to them.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Too much peppercorn sauce.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46No.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49This is really amazing.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh. I've done it.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54I've done it!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58What are you going to do with all these?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Well, they'd be great for a party.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10So, what time does the party start?
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Um, it has started.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15I guess no-one is coming, then.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oh, well.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- We don't really need guests to make a party, do we?- No.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24It'd only spoil the atmosphere.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34"You are cordially invited to attend your own birthday party.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37"At Lily's house in about ten minutes.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39"Formal dress optional.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43"The party theme is Sorry I Lost My Temper."
0:25:48 > 0:25:50We can't go.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Of course not. We're having way too much fun here(!)
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Does this mean I can go home?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54- Thanks for doing this. - It's just my way of saying sorry.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Trust me, that's the last time I'll be going...
0:26:56 > 0:26:59SHE GROWLS
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- The Full Hampton isn't that scary. - Thanks.- After you.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05No, no, after you, I insist.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10- But I said it first.- But I thought it first.- That doesn't count.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22SHE GROWLS
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Maybe I'll just save the Full Hampton for special occasions.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38# Hoo-hoo-hoo
0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Whoooo! #