0:00:06 > 0:00:07Where is everyone?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Dunno.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Oh, look, there's Rufus.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Morning, Rufus.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Odd.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25What's wrong with everyone? It's like a horror movie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Oh, it's just the virus that's going round. Nothing to worry about.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Ah, Jas, Lily.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Did either of you catch Comet C2013X1 last night?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hoo, what a belter, eh?
0:00:40 > 0:00:41HE GASPS
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Martha! It's too late! They're already infected!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51GROWLING
0:01:00 > 0:01:02No!!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And then I was the only person left,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08and everyone was trying to infect me.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Well, it's obviously just your subconscious
0:01:10 > 0:01:13interpreting your deep-seated anxieties about getting ill.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16The short version - you're a complete hypochondriac.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Worrying about getting ill seems perfectly logical to me.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Um, where is everyone?
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Dunno.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, look, there's Rufus.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Morning, Rufus.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, no! My dream, it's coming true!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm sorry, Martha, it's every man for himself.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Oh, sorry, Martha, did you say something?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Nearly forgot my Salford special.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I can't catch the flu bug before the quiz.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Lily would never forgive me.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Fresh batch. Made it this morning.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Guaranteed to keep even the most contagious diseases at bay.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Thanks, Dad. Bye.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33- One more...- Aaagh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Love you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Last-minute marking again, I see, Jeff.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45And a good morning to you too, Vicky.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48If... Hold on, what are...? What are you doing?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'm swapping our pigeonholes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Malone comes before Parfitt in the alphabet.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54They've been labelled the wrong way round.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I know. It's always been like that.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Which is why I'm swapping them.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- There.- No.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You can't just swan in and swap things willy-nilly.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02People'll get confused.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Of course they won't.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- They will too.- They won't.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Uh, will.- They won't.- Will.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Won't.- Will.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Won't.- Will.- Won't...
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Morning, children.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Glad to see you're both in today, unlike Mrs Carr,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17who's joined the other 12 members of staff
0:03:17 > 0:03:19who are off with the flu.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Which means that I'm the school nurse today
0:03:21 > 0:03:25as well as the school postman and everything else.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Ooh, you see that, Vicky?
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Now this memo's addressed to you but in my pigeonhole.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Can you see that?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Utter confusion.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Let's just change these back, shall we?
0:03:38 > 0:03:39There we go...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ssh!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ssh yourself.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50You ssh first.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I think maybe perhaps we should...
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- BOTH: Ssh!- Oh, OK, OK.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56What's with all the shushing?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58They're cramming for the polymathlon.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00The whatty-what-a-what?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's a general knowledge quiz.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Martha and Ollie's team win it every year.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Much to the annoyance of Lily. She and Jas always come second.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12So every year they fall out over some stupid quiz?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ssh, you'll set them off again.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Hey, Lily, fancy a walk? This quiz stuff can't be that important.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26What did you just say?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Did you just suggest...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30..that this isn't important?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, here we go.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Still lugging that ludicrous thing around with you everywhere you go?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It's not ludicrous, it's beautiful.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Actually, I think you'll find that I do most of the lugging.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44There's no point fighting it, Lily. The Big Bangs will always triumph.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Not this year, Miss Gloaty Pants. This is Team Cupcake's year.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Prepare to lose. That trophy is ours.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Nothing will make me relinquish this exquisite symbol of excellence.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57THEY SNEEZE
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Oh.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03So that's a no to the walk, then?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:18 > 0:05:20This is a pre-recorded message.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Ollie, I'm invoking emergency protocol alpha zero.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26You accidentally teleported a fish finger?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Which, as you'll remember,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31means I've become too ill to take part in the polymathlon.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Oh, alpha zero, not alpha two zero. OK.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39So the bad news is I've got the flu.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'm running a fever and I keep hallucinating.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Unless there really are tiny monkeys dancing on the ceiling.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47What's the good news?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49You've got to win the trophy without me.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53The future of the Big Bangs rests on your shoulders.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Failure is not an option. Am I understood?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yes. Absolutely.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00You didn't need to answer that, obviously.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03This is a pre-recorded message, remember?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Right, of course, I'm sorry.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, I did it again!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You can't let the Big Bangs win again.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13You're joking? There's absolutely no way I can do it without you.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I'm sorry, but that's my final decision.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'll buy you a triple choc chip muffin.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20OK, I'm in.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Got to go. A pink unicorn's running wild on my duvet.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Another hallucination?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30No. I'm just playing with my pink unicorns.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, Mr Malone, do you have a moment?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Uh, not really. I was just...- Good.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46So, despite the flu epidemic that's wiping out half the school,
0:06:46 > 0:06:51we're still going ahead with our annual polymathlon quiz. Yay.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Lovely. So...- This year,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55you and I are going to kick off the proceedings
0:06:55 > 0:06:59with a salsa dance extravaganza in front of the whole school.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03What? Me?! Why?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Your job application - the other skills section, remember?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09North-West Salsa Dancing Champion 2005.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Wow. I had no idea.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Ah, that, yeah, of course.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I'd forgotten that I definitely did do that...
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Well, I trust you still have your tight all-in-one dancing suit?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Oh, I hope so.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No! I mean, no, I don't...
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I just... I don't think I've got the legs for it any more.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I suspect all you'll need is a quick rehearsal on the day,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31eh, Mr Malone?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Or should I call you El Fuego?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Yes.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39It means "the fire" in Spanish.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46She can't have it, Ollie. She can't take it from me.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47It's my precious.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52It talks to me. It tells me things.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54It tells me we must crush them.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57OK, you're beginning to scare me a little bit, Martha.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Well, I... I do have a temperature of 38.4
0:08:01 > 0:08:03so it could be my fever talking.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06But I still want you to crush them.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08COUGHING
0:08:13 > 0:08:15LOUD HONK
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Rufus. The Big Bangs need someone to replace Martha.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Someone with huge intelligence and great general knowledge...
0:08:24 > 0:08:27..but I couldn't find anyone like that so it'll have to be you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Really? That's brilliant. That's made my day.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Welcome to the team.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE SNEEZES
0:08:36 > 0:08:38On second thoughts, you're fired.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Struggling to find someone healthy enough to replace Martha, are we?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Shame they don't have my dad's immunity booster,
0:08:45 > 0:08:46the Salford Special.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Yeah, well, you don't have anyone to replace Lily.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Actually, I do. Uh... Maxwell!
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Sorry?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57You're going to be a Cupcake, aren't you? Great, it's all agreed.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59A what?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02That's a coincidence, cos Cassie has just agreed to be a Big Bang.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Have I?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Yep, that's all settled. Come on, Cassie.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Come on, Maxwell.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09So, we're on opposing teams?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Gosh. But we're still friends?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Of course. Good luck, then.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Um, yes, good luck.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20So, whose team am I on again?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28You do know that lying on your job application's a sackable offence.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Is it? Well, it's fine cos I haven't lied about anything.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Well, I suppose we'll soon find out, won't we, El Fuego?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40COUGHING
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Not necessarily.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02HE KNOCKS
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Ooh, Mrs Rennison, I'm really ill.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Listen.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09HE COUGHS
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Check my temperature.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13You don't look too bad to me.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Ahh, I'm really sweating.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I think I definitely need to go home now.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29You wanted to see me, Mrs Rennison?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Ollie, I'm far too busy right now,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33but I think my computer's got a virus.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Yeah, I'm starting to think I've got one myself.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Is it...? Is it hot in here?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh, dear, I can feel myself slipping away.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Ollie, I can't be dealing with time-wasters,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48not when people like Mr Malone really are ill.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54You know what?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I'm feeling a lot better, so I...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'm going to go back to class.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Come with me, Ollie. Come with me.- Yeah, yeah.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Stick to our revision plan.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Buck up on your capital cities and only eat brain food, not junk food.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Oh, and another thing...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm not sure I need another thing.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16You've got to stop Rob from coming to see me at all costs.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17I look terrible.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I never knew the human body could produce so much mucus.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22HONK!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Ooh! Gotta go.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Hey. Rob.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You weren't thinking of going round to Lily's after school, were you?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Yeah, she could do with cheering up. Great idea, Jas.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37But she looks really awful. Big pus-filled boils, the works.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I don't care how she looks.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42But-but... she smells really awful as well.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Her breath - ooh, she stinks.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, well, in that case...
0:11:48 > 0:11:49..I'll take gum.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Have you seen Jas? Got to deliver a fresh batch of this.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Please tell me that's lemonade.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06This is the Salford Special immunity booster.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I don't suppose it can boost my salsa-dancing abilities, can it?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Well, that can't...
0:12:12 > 0:12:14..but this can.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16You're looking at the winner of
0:12:16 > 0:12:21the North-West Salsa Dancing Championships 1992.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You are joking!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27You...you're my job application lie but in human form.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32You told Rob what?!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Sorry.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37But on the plus side, the other team members are dropping like flies.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Except Ollie, of course.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41GIRL COUGHS
0:12:42 > 0:12:44He just thinks he's going to get ill.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Interesting. Well, I guess the fear of getting ill
0:12:47 > 0:12:50could be just as bad as actually being ill, can't it?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I...I guess.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Bad enough to distract someone from maybe, I don't know,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57winning a quiz, for example.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yes, yes, you're right!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02So we need to make Ollie more aware of the germs around him.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Stop fraternising with the enemy!
0:13:07 > 0:13:08But she's my best friend.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Well, you should've thought about that before you picked sides.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13This is war.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Martha, my immune system, it's on the brink of collapse.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25I can just feel it.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27What does the thermometer say?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29It says I'm normal. It must be faulty.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Well, don't be ridiculous. You're not ill.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34But what if he does get ill?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Yes, you're right, my precious.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40We must find a way to keep him safe.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Are you talking to the trophy again?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45If only we were well enough to develop a vaccine.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48There might already be a vaccine.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53How do you feel about a little industrial espionage?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Do I have a choice?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Not really.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Jas, old friend. Do you have a moment?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, Ollie, are you OK?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06You're looking a bit pale.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Am I?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10No, I... I'm fine. I think.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Anyway, I was wondering if I could speak to you over here?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15OK.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Hello, Maxwell. I see you have a rigged thermometer.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Yes.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Jas told me to swap it with Ollie's to make him think he's ill.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Good plan.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I presume you're here to steal the drink?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Yes. Ollie thinks it'll stop him getting ill.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Good idea.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47We're not very good at working against each other, are we?
0:14:47 > 0:14:51No. Perhaps we should try and be more competitive.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Yes. In that case I shall swap the thermometers.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58And I shall take the drink and there is nothing you can do about it.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07No. It's no good. I can't do it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Me neither.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12And back two, three...
0:15:12 > 0:15:13- No, no, and right foot.- OK.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14And back two...
0:15:14 > 0:15:16No, no, and right foot, and back...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Let's do the turn.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20No. This way.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- It's too hard.- And lunge!
0:15:24 > 0:15:25It's not what it looks like.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28So Mr Salford isn't giving you an emergency crash course
0:15:28 > 0:15:32in salsa dancing to cover up your very obvious lie?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34OK, it is what it looks like.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Phew. I think I'd better sit down.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I'm feeling a bit light-headed.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh, Jeff.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Lying on your job application? Tut, tut, tut.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45OK. I may have embellished the truth a little bit,
0:15:45 > 0:15:47but I really wanted this job.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Anyway, it's all going to be fine now
0:15:49 > 0:15:51because this guy's going to teach me.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What, you mean that guy?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57HE SHIVERS
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Just to be sure, the walls are all wobbling for you as well, right?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03HE SNEEZES
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Psst! Something wicked this way comes.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15It's a quote from Shakespeare's Macbeth.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17What I meant was, Ollie's on his way.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Quick. Give me your water.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Hey, Ollie, catch.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Hey! I caught it!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Oh, Ella dropped it.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29ELLA SNEEZES
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Mrs Rennison?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Mrs Rennison, get the doctor!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42No, no, no, you can't go home yet. Have more of your drink.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45What, this? Oh, this won't do anything.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47It's just made from stuff around the kitchen.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Don't tell Jas, though.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52She's convinced it works.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54But you're going to be OK, though, right?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Have there always been two of you?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59OK, maybe you should go home.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08That's it. I'm done for!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Unless...- Unless what?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Well, I know a little salsa.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16And I could teach you if I got something in return,
0:17:16 > 0:17:20like a sensible arrangement of pigeonholes, for instance.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Really?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28All right, all right, but I'm only agreeing to swap them
0:17:28 > 0:17:29if we can pull this off, OK?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Fine.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32First I want 20 star jumps.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Yeah, right!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I'm serious. Come on, chop, chop.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- You're going to enjoy this, aren't you?- Yeah.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Ollie and Cassie are up to something.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44You need to watch them like a hawk.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I already am. They're over there watching us like a hawk.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, thanks, Rob. I love chocolates.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Nice try. These are for Lily.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Wait, Rob!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Now's our chance. Distract Maxwell.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You're not going to see Lily, are you?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09These will cheer her up.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Hey!
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Oops. Clumsy me.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's all right, five-second rule.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Oh.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22What? I thought I saw a snake.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26But I've got to distract you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Oh, OK. I'm supposed to watch you like a hawk.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31How's he doing?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I think I need to distract you for a little bit longer.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Well, consider me distracted.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41HE GROANS
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Remind me what this is for again.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Posture. Stop you looking like a lazy jellyfish.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Are you sure it's meant to hurt this much?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Yep.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Now, let's work on your spins.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Uh, I told you, I can't do the spins.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Do you want to keep your job or not?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Right now, I just want to give up.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Give up what?
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Give up, uh, teaching me. He's teaching me to salsa dance.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm teaching her, not the other way round,
0:19:07 > 0:19:08and she's terrible at it.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11She can't even get one foot in front of the other.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Oh, I must say I'm surprised, Vicky. You're usually so capable.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Yeah. Luckily I'm not the one
0:19:16 > 0:19:19performing in front of the whole entire school tomorrow morning,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21so it doesn't really matter, does it, Mr Malone?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28We need to run the tests again.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Cousin Ollie, we've already run them five times
0:19:30 > 0:19:33and the results are quite conclusive.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36And I want to go home for dinner, because I'm hungry.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38But the ingredients -
0:19:38 > 0:19:41they can't just be orange squash, cold tea and mustard.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44They have no medicinal qualities whatsoever.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Unless, of course...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50The placebo effect!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53It only works because she thinks it works.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Cassie, I've cracked it!
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Cassie?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You can't come in! I'm contagious.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02SHE COUGHS
0:20:02 > 0:20:06OK, if that's what you really want, but I've brought you a present.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Rob! Rob, wait!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Lily? Is that you?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Yeah. Um, that present...
0:20:16 > 0:20:20It isn't by any chance the silver necklace I said I wanted, is it?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Even better. It's some old chocolates my mum didn't want.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27The soft centres have some footprints on them,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- but they taste... - No? OK, then. Off you go!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I was up all night practising my arm loops and my hammer locks,
0:20:40 > 0:20:42and I finally cracked it.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'm moving to Australia.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Fresh start, new identity. It is the only way.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Haven't you heard?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Mrs Griggs has got the flu. She won't be coming in today.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52That means I'm off the hook!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yes! Get in, Jeff!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56He shoots, he scores.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Yeah, so I'll just go and swap those pigeonholes around.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh, no, you don't. That wasn't part of the deal.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I only agreed to swap them if you got me through the dance,
0:21:03 > 0:21:06and I'm not doing any dancing now, am I?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Uh, you'll be needing this later.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Uh, no, no, no, no. No. No.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Mrs Griggs is ill.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Which is why she's made arrangements
0:21:13 > 0:21:16for you to dance with Ms Parfitt instead.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18That's if it's OK with her.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19That would be fine, Mrs Rennison.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22In fact, it would be my absolute pleasure.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Looks like the deal's back on, Jeff.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33May the best team win. Namely, us.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Assuming you don't catch the plague halfway through the quickfire round.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Uh, well, I could say the same thing to you.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Considering your so-called immunity drink is nothing but a sham.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Don't be daft.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47It's a secret blend,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50guaranteed to keep even the most contagious diseases at bay.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52That's what my dad says.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Oh, you mean that dad?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56HE SNEEZES AND SHIVERS
0:21:58 > 0:22:01It's a secret blend of orange squash,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04cold tea and mustard, apparently.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06So I could get ill at any time?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Welcome to my world.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11This also means you stole my drink. That's so devious.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14No more devious than you trying to make me think I'm ill.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Well, I didn't have to try very hard at that, did I?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Come on, Maxwell.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Yes, come on, Cassie.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Well, come on, then.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Actually, cousin Ollie, we shan't be going anywhere with either of you.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28This whole business has been intolerable.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32You've treated us like slaves and set us against each other.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33So we quit.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- But you can't!- The quiz!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39That's your problem. We can form our own team, can't we, Maxwell?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40As you like it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Oh, Shakespeare. Good reference.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46We haven't been that bad, have we?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Oh.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Maybe we've been a teensy bit bad.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Yeah.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Hi, Dad.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Hey, Jas. I...
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- I feel fantastic today thanks to my drink.- Yeah...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I think you might have overdone it with the mustard this time.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04You mean you know?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06It's as hot as molten lava.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Why don't you go home and get some rest?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10What, and miss you winning the quiz? No...
0:23:10 > 0:23:13HE COUGHS
0:23:13 > 0:23:14I'll just go.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22MRS GRIGGS: Higher, please.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Higher.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Now, before the quiz, we have something very special.
0:23:28 > 0:23:34A fiery taste of salsa from our very own spicy peppers,
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Miss Parfitt and Mr Malone!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40OK?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41- Yeah.- OK...
0:23:41 > 0:23:43CRASHING
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Whoa!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47SALSA MUSIC
0:23:58 > 0:24:00She's onto me. She is onto me.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Just do the spin. - No. She knows I can't...
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Oh, sorry.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08- I was, uh...- Jeff!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10..just, uh, just getting a drink.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Come on, Jeff, you can do this.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19MUSIC BUILDS
0:24:23 > 0:24:25You might have overdone it with the mustard this time.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26It's as hot as molten lava.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29El Fuego!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Aaargh!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Ay! Ay! Ay!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Give me a spin. Give me a spin!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Ole!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52CRICKETS CHIRP
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Bravo. Bravo!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03When I'm back to full health, you simply must teach me
0:25:03 > 0:25:05your unique interpretation of the salsa.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Phew! I think I need to cool down after all that.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Would you mind carrying me over to the window, Mrs Rennison?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16What was that, Mrs Griggs? I think we're losing you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18The school Wi-Fi must be down.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19But...but...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22If only I could switch her off in real life.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34And how are we this morning, El Fuego?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Oh, don't mention anything hot. I still can't feel my tongue.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- At least our pigeonholes are finally the right way round.- Mmm.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Actually, I think that's yours.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Yeah. These are all for you.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Thank you very much.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Glad to see you're better.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52You too.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55So you're not smarting too much from yesterday?
0:25:55 > 0:25:56On the contrary. You?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Why would I be smarting?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01We won the quiz as usual, thanks to Ollie.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I don't think so.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06We won the quiz this year, thanks to Jas.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Well, both teams can't have won.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Uh, actually, that's exactly what happened.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13What are you talking about?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Well, um...
0:26:14 > 0:26:17This is the decider.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Whoever gets this right will win this year's polymathlon.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Sinapis alba is the Latin name for which plant?
0:26:24 > 0:26:25BUZZ!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I can't tell who buzzed first.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31I think perhaps you should answer this one, Jas.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Sinapis alba - the Latin name for the white mustard plant.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Is the correct answer. We have a winning team.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40The Big Cakes!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Ow!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Being enemies was just so time-consuming
0:26:48 > 0:26:51that joining forces was the obvious solution, wasn't it, Jas?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Hmm? Sorry, I was thinking about big cakes.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57We really should have called ourselves the Cup Bangs.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59So, this is still mine?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Um, it's ours.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03But I can look after it.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Uh, I think you'll find it's my turn!
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Mine!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Lily? Feeling better, then?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Um, I'm sorry about the other day.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I just didn't want you to see me looking stupid.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19No, of course.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22You wouldn't want anyone to see you looking stupid, would you?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Well, then, now that everything's back to normal,
0:27:26 > 0:27:27we should probably get to class.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Don't you think you're being a bit over the top?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Oh, no, Jas. Out there, there are plenty of germs,
0:27:32 > 0:27:35but in here I am perfectly safe.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36HE SNEEZES
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Mrs Rennison! This time it's real!
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Call an ambulance!