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0:00:03 > 0:00:05- Hey, Jas. How's...?- Morning!

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Is that a mask of my face?

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Yeah. What do you think?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13That it's a mask of my face.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Of course it is.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16It's Come To School As Lily Day.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18You didn't forget, did you?

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Come To School As Lily Day?

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Yeah! Lucky you actually ARE Lily.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Otherwise you'd look really out of place.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28OK, one, this is freaking me out.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32And, two, I hardly think the whole school has come to school dressed...

0:00:32 > 0:00:33DRAMATIC CHORDS

0:00:45 > 0:00:47You two, as well? Do you know how embarrassing it is

0:00:47 > 0:00:49having everyone wearing my face?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- IN LILY'S VOICE:- Not as embarrassing as my mum.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53She's so embarrassing.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55But I just don't know how to tell her.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- IN LILY'S VOICE:- You think you've got it bad? What about me and Rob?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02I mean, I know he likes me, but does he really like me?

0:01:04 > 0:01:05SHE SCREAMS

0:01:05 > 0:01:07ALL SCREAM

0:01:07 > 0:01:11And everywhere I looked, all I could see was my face.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Sounds absolutely horrible.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- # Ooh-ooh-ooh - Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23# Ooh!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26# So... So... So...

0:01:28 > 0:01:32# Ooh-ooh, ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

0:01:32 > 0:01:35# Aah-aah, aah Aah-aah, aah, aah-aah

0:01:36 > 0:01:39# So... So... So... So...

0:01:39 > 0:01:42# So, oooh

0:01:42 > 0:01:45# So awkward! #

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Well?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Is it up?- No, not yet.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Oh, what's this?- The Great British Business Challenge.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's a competition open to all Business Studies students.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58They announce the task on the website

0:01:58 > 0:02:00and you get two days to complete it.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh. I never knew about this.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Well, you don't do Business. You took Interpretive Dance, remember?

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Oh, yeah!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08TINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:12 > 0:02:15That means, "Shame I didn't get to do Business Studies."

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I wonder what the task will be.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Please be stocks and shares. Please be stocks and shares...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh! Ten-second countdown!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Or pensions! Please be pensions!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Or investments! Yes!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Investments... Investments...

0:02:31 > 0:02:33"Organise a fashion show"!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Fashion?- This is great.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'll be project manager. OK, Martha?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41SHE GASPS

0:02:41 > 0:02:43SHE SQUEALS

0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's OK.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I speak Excited Martha.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51She says, "I don't believe it. The winning project manager

0:02:51 > 0:02:54"gets to meet business legend Sir Adam Salt. He's my hero."

0:02:54 > 0:02:58"How I Dun Business by Sir Adam Salt"?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59He's your hero?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02He's so ruthless. It's brilliant how he gets rid of people.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05GRUFFLY: "You're sacked, you numpty."

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- HE LAUGHS - That's really good!

0:03:08 > 0:03:09I want to be project manager.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I don't want to be mean, Martha,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14but you don't exactly know much about fashion.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16What's to know? That's a shoe.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18That's a shirt. That's a...

0:03:18 > 0:03:20you know...cloth cylinder.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- A skirt.- Yeah, yeah, the terms are unimportant.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28You've got many great qualities.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30You're clever, you're organised.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Great, so I'm project manager.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Settled.- But, Martha...

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I said, "It's settled," you numpty!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- HE GIGGLES - It's like he's in the room.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Sorry, Lily. But I've always wanted to meet Sir Adam Salt.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43And I've always wanted to put on a fashion show.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45TINKLY MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:45 > 0:03:48This means, "Now I'm glad I chose Interpretive Dance."

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Ugh!

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Wah!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57I can't believe Martha wants to be project manager!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01This is supposed to be a creative project, and I'M the creative one.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02- Are you?- Yeah!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Ollie's the computer-y one, Martha's the science-y one.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I'm the mysterious one.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Not sure about that. - What am I, then?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well, you're the...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14You're...

0:04:14 > 0:04:15About to walk into that trophy!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17CLATTERING, GASPS

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Whoops!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Mrs Rennison must have some glue somewhere.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- I really don't think this is a good idea.- Ah!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Glue.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Ooh, mind that vase!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Mind that picture frame!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37CLATTERING, SMASHING

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, I know.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Jas, you can't climb on that!

0:04:41 > 0:04:42LOUD CLATTERING

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Gotcha!

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Are you OK?- Yeah, fine.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Slightly less fine now...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03So, obviously we need a runway.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07A catwalk?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10The thing models walk up and down on.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- BOTH:- Oh!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well, more importantly,

0:05:14 > 0:05:17we need to decide who's going to be project manager.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, I think it should be me, because of my creative flair.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Which brings me neatly to my design ideas.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26You've got design ideas already?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Yeah. I'm always sketching new fashion ideas.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32This is a good one. It's my cloud motif.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Clouds are so in right now.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- I know.- Why does it say "Rob"?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38What?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41"R-O-B".

0:05:41 > 0:05:43SHE SNORTS

0:05:43 > 0:05:45That's so weird!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47What a strange coincidence!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49So, you've designed clothes.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51I'm sure I could do that if I put my mind to it.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Hey. How about you both present your designs to the group

0:05:54 > 0:05:57and whoever does the best one gets to be project manager?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Well, I don't think... - Great idea, Jenny.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Unless you're unable to do that, Martha?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05No. I can do it.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06How hard can it be?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17There.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Trousers!- I hate to break it to you, Martha,

0:06:22 > 0:06:26but someone's already designed trousers. They're everywhere.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Yes, you're right. OK, well, what about this?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Isn't that the Cranmede school uniform?- Yes, but in red.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37SHE GROANS

0:06:38 > 0:06:41This is so hard. Lily should just lead the task.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I'm obviously just not creative.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I've seen your hypothesis on dark matter.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Anyone who makes those kind of brilliant, imaginative leaps

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- has to be creative.- You're right.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Creativity is a key part of theoretical maths and science.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I just have to direct it towards body...coverings.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- You mean clothes.- Yeah, exactly.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Thanks, Ollie. You've just given me a fashion idea.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09You do know the sock, the shirt, the coat have all been done?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19So, what has she broken this time?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22What has she broken this time?

0:07:22 > 0:07:23This and...

0:07:23 > 0:07:25that!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- It was an accident. - Jas, you have to take more care.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31If you don't take care you end up with all this.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33SMASHING

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Don't worry, Mrs Rennison.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37My dad could mend the shelves.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- What...?- What a wonderful idea.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43And after he's done that we'll get some cats to rewire the plugs,

0:07:43 > 0:07:45and a chicken to paint the walls!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Now that I'd like to see.

0:07:47 > 0:07:52My dad may be clumsy sometimes, but he's actually brilliant at DIY.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Is he now? - I bet Mrs Griggs would let him.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58She always wants parents to get involved with the school.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Well, thankfully, Mrs Griggs is away at a headteachers' conference,

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- so we can't ask her. - It's OK. I've e-mailed her.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07She'll be far too busy to... PING!

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh! She's replied.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12"Hi, Jas. Mr Salford fixing shelves, brilliant idea.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15"Almost as good as Mrs Rennison's idea to kidnap my toy penguin.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18"Tell her Mr Salford is all yours and revenge is sweet.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20"Ha, ha, ha, ha."

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Bit weird. But, yay!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Right, Dad?- Er, yeah...

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Yay.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32And now I'm going to unveil my design.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35This one I simply call "swirls".

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Why does everything have Rob on it?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44What do you mean?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46"R-O-B".

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I think you're just seeing things, Jenny.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52This is clearly just an abstract study of shape and form.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Moving on. Martha, would you like to introduce your design?

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Oh.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Very well.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03My design features handy pockets for test tubes.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04MURMURING

0:09:04 > 0:09:08That's not all. It's also made of hard-wearing fabric

0:09:08 > 0:09:11that can withstand a 60-degree wash.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13GIGGLING AND YAWNING

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Can we see it?

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Um...

0:09:22 > 0:09:24"The Lab-Dress.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28"All the function of a lab coat with the style of a dress."

0:09:28 > 0:09:32It's OK, Martha. Fashion design isn't for everyone.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38APPLAUSE

0:09:42 > 0:09:46They like it. They actually like it. I am creative.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50This isn't in right now, but it SO will be.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Which means I'm project manager?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54OK, OK.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Maybe we could use this.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59But the Lab-Dress will complement my T-shirt designs perfectly.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Ooh... We probably won't have time to turn both of them

0:10:02 > 0:10:04into a full collection.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07But we can put Rob's name on the Lab-Dress, if you want?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Well done, that's so good!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15MURMURS OF APPRECIATION

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Are those your tools?- Oh, yes.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22The right tool for the right job, I always say.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Professional as ever. - Yes, I can see that.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Good job I brought these, then.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30THUD!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You do know what one of these is?

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Of course.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41It's a banger-inner. Now, where do I plug it in?

0:10:44 > 0:10:45"Rob"... "Rob"...

0:10:46 > 0:10:47"Rob"!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52What is wrong with me?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Hey, Lily.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- How's it going?- Oh, fine.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Although, actually, not fine.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Martha's stolen my thing.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- What's she stolen?- My role as the creative one in the group.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh. Shall I call the police?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Don't look!- But...

0:11:13 > 0:11:14This is great.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Do you...see anything on them?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yeah. Clouds.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Mind if I borrow this?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh. Take it.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Take the lot. I'm done with designing.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31There's just something so cool about them. I can't put my finger on it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Wonder what it is.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Beats me.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Right. Shelves.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41How hard can it be?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46That's it. Backwards and forwards.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Keep going. You're doing it, Keith!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51You're actually doing it!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Jas was right!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55You can DIY!

0:11:55 > 0:11:58CLUNKING

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Hey, Lily.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Jas! How did it go with Mrs Rennison?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Really good. My dad's mending the shelves.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Your dad? As in the clumsiest man in the world, your dad?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Hey, he could help you build stuff for the fashion show.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18No! I mean, I'm sure he's got his hands full already.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- How's it going?- Really well.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Apart from the fact that Martha got project manager

0:12:24 > 0:12:28and is designing all the clothes. It's not fair, Jas.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I've always been the creative one.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33But the thing is Martha only wants to be project manager

0:12:33 > 0:12:36so she can meet that Sir Adam Salt guy.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38She's not really into fashion. She's just...

0:12:38 > 0:12:41POPPY MUSIC PLAYS

0:12:45 > 0:12:47That's a no.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48That's a yes.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52That's a ugh. And that's a "Seriously, what are we doing here?"

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Not done. I'm thinking white, I'm thinking test tube,

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm thinking chemical reactions.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Still not done!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03It's got to say Chemistry, it's got to say Physics.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's got to say "I meet the required hygiene standards

0:13:06 > 0:13:08"of a research facility."

0:13:09 > 0:13:12OK, I'm done. ..Hey, Lils.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13SHE AIR KISSES

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Lunch soon? And I'm walking.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Whoa!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20What are you two doing here?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23We're doing the challenge next year, and volunteered to help.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26It's great. Lots of work for no credit whatsoever.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Still walking!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Woodworm?- Yes.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Luckily, I discovered it now, before it caused serious problems.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39You've sawn my desk in half!

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Obviously, I had to do that to check the extent of the problem.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44You're welcome.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- How's it going, Dad?- Have you seen what he's done to my desk?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Detected some underlying problems, Jas,

0:13:50 > 0:13:52but, obviously, Mrs Rennison isn't happy

0:13:52 > 0:13:54so maybe we'd better find somebody else.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56But Mrs Griggs is relying on you.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Listen...

0:13:59 > 0:14:01"Dearest Jas. My little conference has overrun,

0:14:01 > 0:14:05"so tell your dad to carry on with the DIY in Mrs Rennison's office.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06"Ha-ha-ha."

0:14:06 > 0:14:08She's such a happy person.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Same time tomorrow?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Martha sent me a text about Velcro earlier.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17I'm not sure I want to see her like this.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Don't worry. I'm pretty sure we'll soon have the old Martha back.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Mrs Fitzgerald won't want her daughter

0:14:22 > 0:14:24wasting her time with fashion.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26And because Martha never goes against her mum,

0:14:26 > 0:14:28I can take over as PM.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29SHE KNOCKS

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Devious but... I like it.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Lils! Olls!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38SHE AIR KISSES

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ooh...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Blue shoes and blue shirt?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Too matchy-matchy. Come.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Loving it. OK, you're in the lab.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52You're testing...microbes.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Testing. Testing.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57But, oh, no! They're contaminated.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Give me your best bioremediation face.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Come on. Work the look, Cassie.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03I don't know what that means!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Stop me if this sounds crazy,

0:15:07 > 0:15:10but I'm thinking we change the white collar to a...

0:15:11 > 0:15:16Wait for it... A very, very light cream.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Did she just go there? I think she did.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Hi, Mrs Fitzgerald.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Mother, you're home early.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Martha, are you engaging in...fashion?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28I have something to tell you, Mother,

0:15:28 > 0:15:30which I can't hide any longer.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31The truth is...

0:15:33 > 0:15:35..I just love fashion.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Do you need to sit down, Mrs Fitzgerald?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43No, I don't. Because this is...

0:15:44 > 0:15:45..wonderful.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Is it?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49For years I've been waiting,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52hoping my daughter would take an interest in fashion.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55It's like I always say, dress to kill.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Or at least severely injure.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59THEY CHUCKLE

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Don't feel left out, Lily. Every team needs someone to do the boring,

0:16:06 > 0:16:07unglamorous organisational work.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10That's right, Lily. We can't all be creative like Martha.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Less talk, more sewing! - Sorry, Mrs Fitzgerald!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19What are you going to do, Keith?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21When are you going to tell Jas the truth?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25How's it going, Dad?

0:16:25 > 0:16:26HE IMITATES DRILLS AND HAMMERS

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Really well, thanks, Jas.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Need any help?- No!

0:16:34 > 0:16:35No, I mean, I'm fine.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41Too many workers spoil the shelves, as they say.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42OK, then. Well, see you later.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48This can't go on.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50You have to tell her.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51I will.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52I will tell her.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55HE IMITATES DRILLS AND HAMMERS

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Forgot to give you your sandwiches.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Thanks, Jas!

0:17:01 > 0:17:04HE IMITATES DRILLS

0:17:04 > 0:17:06HE IMITATES HAMMERS

0:17:15 > 0:17:18I can't fix any of this!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Yes, yes, you can't do DIY

0:17:21 > 0:17:24and you don't want Jas to know.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I get it. I get it.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28What am I going to do?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Just stay there and don't break anything.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33I'm going to have to do it, aren't I?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36As if I haven't enough things to be getting on with!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38HE MOANS

0:17:38 > 0:17:39The woodwork teacher's off sick today

0:17:39 > 0:17:42so I'll have to find someone else to finish off the runway.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44But, apart from that, everything's nearly ready.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Wonderful, darling.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47And here's my latest variation.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53I've put an extra pocket here for pipettes and stirring rods.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Fabulous. I love how it's white but not too white.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58I know, right?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Plus, it would look fantastic

0:18:00 > 0:18:03alongside a complementary trouser suit collection.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Maybe something in pinstripe.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Wait a minute. I recognise that poster.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Surprise! I thought you could do with a little help, darling.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Sending out invites.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Organising the seating plan.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I thought this fashion task would be fun.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Tell me about it. Even a treat like programming the budget spreadsheet

0:18:32 > 0:18:33isn't the same without Martha.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Look at us. What would Sir Adam Salt say?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- GRUFFLY:- You've got to pull your finger out!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43HE CHUCKLES

0:18:43 > 0:18:45That's almost as good as Martha.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Really? Well, let's get on with it, then, you numpty!

0:18:50 > 0:18:51- Never gets old. - Maybe I could help you

0:18:51 > 0:18:54with programming the budget spreadsheet?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56You had me at "programming".

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Mrs Rennison, you're amazing.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I know. I'm wasted here.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02DOOR OPENS

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Hiya.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Wow! Great job, Dad.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh, yeah. It was nothing.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Come on. Let's go.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Oh, Mrs Rennison, are you sure you don't want the desk fixing?

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Wow! She really can't wait to enjoy those shelves!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Are you sure this is where you want me? Sorting buttons?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I just feel this is where I need you right now.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Buttons are so in right now.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Well, if you're sure.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Quite. Now, if you'll excuse me,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I must go check up on darling Olls and Lils.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Just the people I want.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48There's been a change of direction.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Pinstripe suits. - Is this what Martha wants?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Of course it is.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Our existing range is fine for the pret-a-porter collection,

0:19:57 > 0:19:59but to demonstrate our more couture side we need something

0:19:59 > 0:20:02with a touch more zhuzh.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06- Is this true?- I have no idea what she's talking about.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I've collated the figures to estimate our profit margin.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Good work, Ollie. I suggest we debug in PHP

0:20:13 > 0:20:16once I've addressed these syntax errors.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ah, that's integrated data for you.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20At least we've got a mediated schema.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Imagine if we didn't! - It's like Sir Adam always says...

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- GRUFFLY:- "It ain't rocket science, you just got to think about it."

0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's like Martha's right here.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30DOOR SLAMS

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Martha! Well, we were...

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- We were just...- Are you two programming together?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39That's OUR thing, Ollie!

0:20:39 > 0:20:40HE SIGHS

0:20:40 > 0:20:44I just got carried away. I was thinking about you the whole time.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Yeah. OK.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Well, the fashion show starts in an hour,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50so I hope you've done everything.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54We're fine, actually. The budget's almost ready to present.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55What about you?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Everything's in hand. The collection is nearly there,

0:20:58 > 0:21:00and to help finish construction of the fashion runway

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Jas has volunteered the services of a DIY expert.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06A DIY expert?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I know what I'm doing.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09I'm a DIY expert.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17HE CLATTERS AND CLUNKS

0:21:17 > 0:21:18Now...

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Let's all pick up our turny sticks.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24You mean our screwdrivers?

0:21:24 > 0:21:29And make sure you don't confuse them with the banger-inners

0:21:29 > 0:21:31or the crocodile faces.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- QUIETLY:- Help me. I have no idea what I'm doing.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Really? I'd never have guessed.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Why are you even here?

0:21:39 > 0:21:44It's a long story. But Jas has to think I know DIY.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46MOBILE VIBRATES

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Just follow my lead, OK?

0:21:52 > 0:21:53OK.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Now...

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Guys, I need everyone to...

0:22:01 > 0:22:04..wave their hands around.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Do some pointing.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Get out your paint brushes

0:22:13 > 0:22:15and paint your bits of wood?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19See? I told you I knew what I was doing.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20MACHINE WHIRS

0:22:20 > 0:22:23No, no, no, no!

0:22:23 > 0:22:24RIPPING FABRIC

0:22:24 > 0:22:26LAUGHTER

0:22:26 > 0:22:27No, no!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Jas, listen.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33You never told me the DIY expert was your dad.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35So? He may be clumsy sometimes. but he's actually...

0:22:35 > 0:22:36LINE DISCONNECTS

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Hello?- Jas, look, there's something I need to tell you.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42No time! Martha needs the runway putting together right now.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44But I can't do it.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Of course you can.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47You're my DIY hero!

0:22:48 > 0:22:50But I haven't got any trousers!

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Don't worry. We'll improvise.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56How's the collection?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59We've gone in a wonderful new direction, darling.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Speechless with joy.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07I knew she would be.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Mr Salford's on his way.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Maybe he's good at DIY after all.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Hey, what's wrong?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Mother has completely taken over.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27I was designing clothes and now she's done her own collection.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29She's stolen my thing.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31But that's what you...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35I mean... That's terrible.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I can't go against her.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39What can we do?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Are you sure this looks OK, Jas?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Yeah, Dad. Everyone's loving it.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52What on earth is that man wearing?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Right, what's going on with this fashion show?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Updates, people. - I thought Martha was in charge.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Of creativity, yeah.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01But I'm in charge of project delivery.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04It's boring and unglamorous, but someone's got to do it.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- What's this?- Hmm? Oh! Oh, this is my new collection.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Wonderful, isn't it? - Where are the Lab-Dresses?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13- We're going instead with the pinstripe collection.- Nonsense.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Change it back. The Lab-Dress is our signature piece.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Much more creative than boring old pinstripe.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22And we're not going to do the show without it. Cassie, Maxwell?

0:24:22 > 0:24:27Well! I do think Lily was a little harsh on my pinstripe suits.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30GRUFFLY: Orders is orders. You just got to suck it up!

0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Please don't do that, darling. - Sorry, Mother.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Well? Are we going to be ready in time?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40It will be fine. My dad always hits his targets.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43SCREAMING

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Vocal warm-ups.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49We never start without them.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52HE WHIMPERS

0:24:52 > 0:24:56- What's wrong, Dad?- What's wrong?

0:24:56 > 0:25:00I don't even have the first clue about DIY, that's what's wrong.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01HE GASPS

0:25:01 > 0:25:04I never put up so much as a shelf in my life.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I don't even know which end of the twisty stick

0:25:07 > 0:25:10to hit with the banger-inner. I...

0:25:12 > 0:25:14I've ruined the fashion show.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19See?

0:25:19 > 0:25:20I knew we could do it.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23That's the power of teamwork. We might just be kids,

0:25:23 > 0:25:25but if we pull together we can achieve anything.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27HAMMERING There!

0:25:27 > 0:25:31That's the last time I ever do anything for you lot.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Right. Let's get this show on the road.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Rob, music!

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Boom!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:41 > 0:25:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:58 > 0:26:01They're loving it! We did it! We pulled it off!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03And I must say, the pinstripe curtains really add

0:26:03 > 0:26:05to the sophisticated and professional message

0:26:05 > 0:26:07we're trying to get across.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09It's great. And please can everyone keep me away

0:26:09 > 0:26:11from interior design in future?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13RIPPING

0:26:13 > 0:26:15MUSIC POWERS DOWN

0:26:15 > 0:26:16MURMURS

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Er...

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Ladies and gentlemen,

0:26:21 > 0:26:22may I present...

0:26:22 > 0:26:25the DIY collection?!

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Here we have the dunga-kilt.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Stylish, comfortable and recyclable.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35And, yes, that is cardboard!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39MUSIC STARTS AGAIN

0:26:44 > 0:26:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Oh, my dad's doing so well.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58He hasn't even fallen over!

0:26:58 > 0:26:59SCREAMING, THUDDING >

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh! Spoke too soon!

0:27:04 > 0:27:06And then we met Sir Adam Salt,

0:27:06 > 0:27:09and he was even more charming in person.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11He said, "You done good, guys.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14"I've met some right numpties in my time, but you guys were OK."

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Oh, it just gets better.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18No more fashion for me, though.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21It was fun, but the science world is a lot less stressful.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Well, it's great you got to meet your idol.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28- And it's great you found your role again.- What, as the creative one?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30No, as the bossy one who tells people what to do.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Very funny.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Hi, guys.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Wait a minute.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Is that one of my T-shirts?

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Yeah. Everyone's wearing them since I handed them out at school.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43They're so in right now.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45Yes!