0:00:02 > 0:00:04It was really good to see you. It's like we're so...connected?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Yeah. We're totally on the same wavelength.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Sometimes I feel I know you even more than I know myself.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Is that Steve Bachelor?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Yes! He's my favourite naturalist.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17There's just something about the way he looks at animals
0:00:17 > 0:00:20with his dreamy blue eyes.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- I don't like him.- What?
0:00:22 > 0:00:26He just loves himself, and he's so annoying.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27You can't say that.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30You can't say that!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34SHE SIGHS IN RELIEF
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- It was just a dream.- You OK, Lily?
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Yeah. I just had a dream that Rob didn't like Steve Bachelor.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Oh, that wasn't a dream.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45You just blanked out for a second.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49This is the dream.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Er...Lily?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56SHE SHRIEKS
0:01:29 > 0:01:32And he's got such dreamy eyes,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and he does this sort of half smile that's SO adorable.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Lily, how much longer are you going to talk about Rob?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I'm not talking about Rob.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'm talking about Steve Bachelor.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42You know, the animal guy on TV.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh. Well, at least you weren't talking about Rob.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Well, actually I am.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Of course you are. - Rob hates Steve Bachelor
0:01:53 > 0:01:55and we're supposed to be on the same wavelength.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Maybe I don't know Rob after all.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Martha.- What?- I'm talking about my relationship.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I know. That's why I tuned out.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Also, I'm trying to avoid Jas.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Why?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11It's Experiment Friday today.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Maybe she won't be as ambitious this year.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Lily, this is Jas we're talking about.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20What was the object of her last experiment?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22To see if I could learn dog language.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24And did you win the prize?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27No. But I did make friends with next-door's poodle.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Well, whatever happens, I am not being partnered with her this year.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, no. It's Rob.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I can't face him with this Steve Bachelor thing hanging over us.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Quick, make up something to stall him.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47All right, Martha? What's up with Lily?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'm sorry, I'm no good at stalling people.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13You could have two piles, you know.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- What?- When you finish the marking, you could put it on a new pile.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I know how to do marking, thank you very much.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Why didn't you do it last night? - Because I was doing something else.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27There's more to life than work, you know.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Some of us have got rich and varied lives outside school.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- What were you doing? - I was watching TV.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Why didn't you do yours? - I did, after my parachuting lesson.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'm just double-checking for errors.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Oh, obviously, because you're so perfect(!)
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Do you know, Jeff, you might actually find it rewarding
0:03:43 > 0:03:46doing more than just the bare minimum every once in a while?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48And you might find it interesting to know that I actually know
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- what I'm doing. I'm a professional. - Of course you are.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Would you like a fresh crayon? - SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:03:54 > 0:03:55HE GROANS
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hi, guys.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22- BOTH SCREAM:- We're together!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Were partnered up for Experiment Friday.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28That's a shame, cos I had an amazing idea.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ollie.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Rob. I'm with Rob.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37OK. Settle down everyone.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Or get up off the floor.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Whichever. Right, World War II essays.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Quite a few of you decided to write about oxbow lakes.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48These are the wrong papers.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Hey Rufus, want to be my partner?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02I'll take that as a yes.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Get back, get back, get back. Silence!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15If you are here for Experiment Friday,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17please form an orderly rabble.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22I have the registration forms here.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25You have from lunchtime until the end of the day to perform
0:05:25 > 0:05:31your experiments. This year, you must enter in groups of four.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Is anyone not clear?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Groups of four?- Groups of four?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Groups of four!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Would you care to join our experiment?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Why would you want to...?- Yes! We so would.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47We have to move. Now.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Hi, boys. Welcome to Team Jas.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yes, yes, yes, I know I took your work,
0:05:59 > 0:06:02and I will give it back to you...
0:06:03 > 0:06:05..just, well, not right now,
0:06:05 > 0:06:09because I have popped out for some milk.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You're bunking off?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Jeff, could you take this job any less seriously?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Er, yes, I could actually take it much less seriously if...
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- I'll call you back, OK?- Jeff!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Gentlemen, the situation is critical.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33We've been teamed up with Jas,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36which means if we do not act fast and propose our own experiment
0:06:36 > 0:06:39before she comes up with something totally impossible,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42we are doomed not to win this prize.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Any thoughts? - Something to do with football?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Something to do with football.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49That's the...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Hang on, though. Hang on.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00What if we transform football into science?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02There's got to be some physics behind it, right?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03The forces on the ball?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06The spinning...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09..and the trajectory towards the, erm...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12The ball-hole thingy...
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- The goal.- I could measure these forces, work out an equation.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17And I could kick the ball.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Exactly. Rob, I think we might be able to achieve the impossible.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Work out the perfect free kick?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Even better.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Make football interesting.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30PHONE RINGS
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Jas, me and Rob have come up with a great experiment.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40That does sound interesting. Why don't we meet up in the art block?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41You can tell us all about it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46What did they say?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Are they coming?- Oh, yes.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I think today is going to be a very big day for science.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05- TANNOY:- Mrs Rennison.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Yes?- Sorry to bother you,
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I wonder if you wouldn't coming to my office for a moment.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I seem to have locked my skirt in the filing cabinet.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Hello?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Jas?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- CLICKING - The lights don't work.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44LOUD THUD
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- What is this?- The room's shrunk.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Let's get out of here.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Rob.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Ollie.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Welcome to the greatest science project ever.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00MACHINES BEEP
0:09:01 > 0:09:02You're going to the moon.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Stand by for take off in T minus five minutes.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Jas, I know you like your little fantasies,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13but no-one else is buying into it, OK?
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Magnolia 849, this is Mission Control, capsule now sealed.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Beginning final checks.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24OK, so, our experiment.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I've had one or two vague ideas.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Let's start with binder number one.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32So, Lily, how's it going with Rob?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35We noticed you weren't together at break.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, that. It's nothing. We're fine.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Right. So, back to the ideas binder.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I've divided my proposals into three sections.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Although, you know, there's obviously the occasional problem.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Really? Like what?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Well, he doesn't like Steve Bachelor,
0:09:52 > 0:09:56which is weird. I mean, how can anyone think he's annoying?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Hello? I have a folder of ideas.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I thought we were totally connected,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04and then he goes and says a thing like that.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06And how does that make you feel?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I don't know. It's silly, really.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Like maybe I don't really know him at all?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Will everyone please stop talking about relationships?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19We've got science to do here, people.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21What makes you think we're not doing science already?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Are you studying me?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35It's OK, guys, you're not actually going to the moon.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Yeah, Ollie, relax.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38It's 100% safe.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Well, 90%.
0:10:40 > 0:10:4270% at the very worst.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Look, forget about how safe it is,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46we've simply imprisoned you to see how you cope with the isolation
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- of deep space.- So you're simulating a space mission,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52just like the Russians did with cosmonauts?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Exactly. But guess what? Before now,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57no-one's ever forced teenage boys to do it.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59And do you know why no-one's ever done that, Jas?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Because they aren't total, utter...
0:11:03 > 0:11:04..geniuses!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09This is the best school science experiment I've ever heard of.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Seriously, guys, you've cracked it.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14An actual world first.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, I suppose the only problem is getting us to believe
0:11:16 > 0:11:20we actually ARE in space. I mean, no offence,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23but we are just stuck in a box.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Not that convincing, eh, Rob?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Rob?- This is amazing.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Poor, suggestible Rob.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32So easy to fool.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37But, it'll take more than a few drawn-on stars to convince me
0:11:37 > 0:11:38that we're...
0:11:40 > 0:11:42..floating in the void of outer space.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Ollie Coulton...
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Astronaut.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I can't believe you'd study me.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Ah!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Is it because you want to be like me?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00We're not interested in you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02We're studying teen relationship issues.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05And we need someone who's always going on and on
0:12:05 > 0:12:06about their relationship.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I do not go on and on about my relationship!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Do I?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16You really kind of do.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Even when people are obviously looking really bored.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20We've made charts.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25As relationship talk increases, so too does listener boredom.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28SHE SIGHS
0:12:28 > 0:12:30What do you want me to do?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Just drone on about whatever comes naturally.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Let's start with the little things he does that annoy you.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40How long have you been stuck in there?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Oh, just a couple of hours.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But I was fine. There were biscuits,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45plenty of water to drink in the vase.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Where are your keys? - In my coat pocket...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55..which is locked in my desk drawer.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58What?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04To make this like a genuine space mission,
0:13:04 > 0:13:05we should really have a chain of command.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06I call Captain.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11What? No, no, no, you can't call Captain.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14The commanding officer should be the one with the most space knowledge,
0:13:14 > 0:13:15which happens to be me.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18I know about space.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I've seen Star Wars ten times.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Rob, I got a telescope for my fourth birthday.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I've been studying space all my life.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29And I know the concept of space isn't easy to adjust to.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Just all alone, surrounded by emptiness,
0:13:33 > 0:13:37just going on and on
0:13:37 > 0:13:40and on and on and on and on, OK.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Too much space, my agoraphobia's kicking in.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Let me out. Let me out.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Let me out.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51We're losing him. I think we're losing him.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Ollie, get a grip of yourself.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Rob, help him. The future of the mission is at stake.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Oh.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18DOOR OPENS AND HE YELLS
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, Mrs Rennison. Fancy seeing you
0:14:21 > 0:14:23here in the store cupboard.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Scissors? Good choice.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Must have something to cut!
0:14:28 > 0:14:29A head teacher's skirt.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37No, no, no!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- And deep breaths in... - HE INHALES
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- ..and out. - HE EXHALES
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yes. Thank you, Junior Astronaut, Rob.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'm perfectly fine now.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Junior Astronaut?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01The thing is, I know he's perfect,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03but I can't stop looking for problems.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Like this Steve Bachelor thing.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Does it matter that we don't like all the same things?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Do you think it does?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I don't know.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I guess I just want us to agree on everything.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Why is that important?
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Well, because...
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Because...
0:15:22 > 0:15:24You know what?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It's not important at all.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I'm trying to make him into someone he's not.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30I've got to ease up a bit
0:15:30 > 0:15:32and let him be himself.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You guys are good. Really good.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41This was a great idea.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43We're really getting on to some issues here.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46I know. Who would have thought your relationship
0:15:46 > 0:15:47could actually be interesting?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Just let me cut it.- No!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54This is my second-favourite pink skirt.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Back off! I've got custard creams! - Oh, my...
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Stop it. You are such a... - Don't you dare!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Give me... Give me...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- That's ridiculous!- No!- Put...
0:16:05 > 0:16:07HIS PHONE RINGS
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Parfitt. Reject call.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Jeff!
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Is that my marking? - What, this? No, course not.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Where is it, then?- Safe.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22It's perfectly safe. I've just got to do a thing.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Jeff!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Jeff!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I need those papers!
0:16:27 > 0:16:28I'm doing a thing!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40This is Chief Astronaut Ollie Coulton,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42and we've been on the ship now for...
0:16:43 > 0:16:47..53 minutes, and I am worried about Junior Astronaut Rob.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I think he may be suffering from Space Syndrome.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54He's stopped communicating and his body's gone into total shutdown.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58ROB SNORES
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Luckily, I am maintaining my sense of calm detachment by keeping things
0:17:05 > 0:17:07rigorously scientific.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11# Ten
0:17:13 > 0:17:14# Nine
0:17:16 > 0:17:18# Eight
0:17:19 > 0:17:20# Seven
0:17:22 > 0:17:27- # Six - Here I am sitting in a spaceship
0:17:27 > 0:17:28# Five
0:17:29 > 0:17:30# Four
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- # It's all made of cardboard - Three
0:17:35 > 0:17:36# Two
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- # And we're going to the moon - One
0:17:39 > 0:17:43# But we've not left the art room
0:17:43 > 0:17:44# Zero
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- HE SINGS ON HIS OWN: - # Here I am sitting in a spaceship
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- # It's all made out of card... # - LOUD THUD
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- What was that?- I don't know. - MORE LOUD THUDS
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It came from back there.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00We are not alone.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10THEY ALL SCREAM
0:18:12 > 0:18:14And when he says he likes spending time with me,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18does it mean he likes me or just the time he's spending with me?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I knew she could go on about Rob, but, wow.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22You guys have really hit on something.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I can't wait to show this data to Ollie.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28And why particularly do you want to share your data with Ollie?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34We have a stowaway onboard.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37This is a two-teenager simulated spaceship.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Our supplies are for a two-person pretend mission.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Now, there are three people.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43You do the maths.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I'm more of a history teacher, really.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Ollie's not happy about Mr Malone being on board.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52He's worried about the supplies.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Our remaining rations -
0:18:54 > 0:18:56one half-empty pack of fizzy orange.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00One family-sized bag of cheesy puffs.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04It says here there's supposed to be sandwiches and chocolate,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06but there's no sign of them.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- HE WHISPERS:- I think Ollie might be planning something...radical.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'm just asking the question -
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Is it wrong to throw a teacher out of an airlock?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I'm not actually taking part in this experiment,
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I'm just avoiding someone for a bit, so just pretend like I'm not here.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31He's at the supplies!
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Ollie, calm down. We can still manage.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36We can eat him, you mean.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Oh, I've had enough of this.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42We have a breach in the hull.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I repeat, we have a breach.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Hey, guys, just to let you know, you're losing oxygen into space,
0:19:48 > 0:19:49which is kind of bad.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Do you think we should do the flashy lights thing?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Stand by for flashy lights.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58SIREN BLARES
0:20:01 > 0:20:02This is ridiculous.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Oh, don't make a fuss. No-one else has even noticed.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I'm sure product design will have some tools we can use.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Have either of you seen Jeff? - No, don't think so.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Mrs Rennison?- Not recently.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Well, let me know if you do. He's kidnapped my marking.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23We have to find something to seal the hole.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24What about these?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- IN SLOW MOTION:- No!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Not the cheesy puffs!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43SIREN BLARES
0:20:43 > 0:20:45We've lost the moon. I repeat, we've lost the moon.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Bad news, guys. You're out of control
0:20:49 > 0:20:52and you've kind of destroyed the moon.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54What a twist! I never saw that coming.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56We need help. You have to send for help.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02How much time do you spend with Ollie on an average day?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04About three or four hours.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07And how much time do you spend with Rob?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Maybe an hour? Hour and a half?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Interesting.- Why is it interesting?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15So, we spend lots of time together - who cares?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17And when you're with him, how do you feel?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Well, just normal.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22When Ollie's there I just feel normal.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26And when he's not around - like now - how do you feel then?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Why are we talking about this?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29You seem tense.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31You're making me tense.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32We're just friends, all right?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Look, I know what you're getting at.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You're trying to say that...
0:21:37 > 0:21:38You think that...
0:21:40 > 0:21:41..Ollie's my boyfriend.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44PHONE RINGS
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Hello?- Lily, we've got a situation.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's Rob and Ollie. We need your help.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Tell them to hold on. We'll be there.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Sorry, guys. We're going to have to leave it there.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Our boys need us.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Not our boys.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Just some boys.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15It's over, isn't it? I actually thought we were going to do it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18An original experiment, a first.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You could just go, you know?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23LOUD DRILLING
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I think I might stay here for a bit.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Rob! Rob! Are you there?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Hi, Lily.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Are you OK? Jas said you were in trouble.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38No, we're fine. We're pretending to go to the moon.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40OLLIE LAUGHS
0:22:40 > 0:22:41That's... Don't listen to him.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44He's got Space Syndrome and doesn't understand the gravity
0:22:44 > 0:22:45of our situation.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Gravity. Good one.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49This is no time for jokes.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53We're out of supplies and we're drifting off course.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, but more importantly,
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I've got to talk to Rob about our relationship.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- What?- Our relationship?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Why, what's up?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I just want you to know that I don't mind that you don't like
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Steve Bachelor. We can like different things,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08it doesn't mean we aren't meant to be together.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Yeah, I know.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15Oh. But the way I reacted when you said you didn't like him...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Oh, yeah, I thought you were joking.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Really? Oh.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Good. Because I was.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Obviously. Problem solved.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Bye!- Wait! What about the spaceship?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31That's weird. Lily was upset with me and I didn't even know why.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Women have rules no man will ever understand.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40They expect you to know things without being told.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42They expect you to take the right pile of marking.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46They expect you to be aware of other people's feelings.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Other people's feelings?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51So, when Lily says she really likes something,
0:23:51 > 0:23:53should I pretend to like it too?
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Absolutely not. - So, what's the answer?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Hmmm...
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- What?- That's the answer.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03If a woman asks you what you think of something,
0:24:03 > 0:24:06you just raise an eyebrow and look vaguely fascinated.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Hmmm.- Hmmm.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Hmmm.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Ollie. Ollie, are you there?
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Martha.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18You've got to help us.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19We've got a breach in the hull,
0:24:19 > 0:24:23we're low on oxygen and the moon has fallen on the floor.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Then deal with it, Ollie.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I believe in you. I know you can do this,
0:24:28 > 0:24:29because...
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- Because you're...- Yes?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Because you're a person that I know...
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- ..and value.- Thank you, Martha.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41You're a person that I know and value too.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Jeff, what are you doing in there?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Sorry, Miss Parfitt, Mr Malone can't speak right now.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51We've got a spaceship to fix.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Right, team?
0:24:53 > 0:24:54- ALL:- Yeah!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Look, Lily,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I'm sorry I said I didn't like Steve Bachelor.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Steve Bachelor?
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Who's he?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58But you do like nature documentaries, yeah?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Nature documentaries?
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Hmmm.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Wow, Jeff, you did more than the bare minimum.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07I stand corrected.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Obviously you do care a lot about students.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Here's your marking. I corrected all the bits you missed.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14I hope you don't mind.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Hmmm.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17So, where's mine?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Hmmm.- Yeah, can you stop doing that? Where's my marking?- Hmmm.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Jeff, where's my marking?
0:26:25 > 0:26:26- Ollie!- Martha!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Um, I... Sorry, I've got stuff upstairs that I need to...
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yeah, um, I've got to... Yeah...
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Take on each?- Agreed.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38What was all that about?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I have literally no idea.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Oh, I just remembered, I'm wearing another skirt beneath this one.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Yes, I always remember to put on an extra skirt since the last time
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- I got trapped in a filing cabinet. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I don't know how I forgot.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Magnolia 849.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14This is Ground Control, do you want us to prep for another mission?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Over. - MRS RENNISON SIGHS
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Just take me a long, long way away.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Set coordinates for Jupiter?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Let's make it Pluto. We're so going to win this prize.