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0:00:02 > 0:00:0497,864.2?

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Correct.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09So, with both teams neck and neck, we come to the final round

0:00:09 > 0:00:11of the Cranmede maths quiz.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14What do you think it'll be? Algebra? Trigonometry?

0:00:14 > 0:00:15That's right.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18It's the Rob Edwards numbers around.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24That's right.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Contestants must now answer maths questions

0:00:27 > 0:00:30on the subject of Lily's boyfriend.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32This is perfect. You'll know every answer.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Erm, I guess.

0:00:34 > 0:00:39How many goals did Rob score for the Cranmede first XI last term?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- BUZZER - 100?

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Incorrect.

0:00:44 > 0:00:4628. I'm not Lionel Messi.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50How long has Rob been using the same toothbrush?

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Six months?

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Three years. Everyone knows that. - BOOING

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Final question.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04What is the name of Rob's left shin pad?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- That's not a maths question! - BOOING

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- I thought you cared about me.- I do!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- But I just don't know this stuff. - JEERING

0:01:12 > 0:01:14It's like you don't even know me.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15He's got a point, Lily.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Not only are you a terrible girlfriend,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21but you're the official maths quiz loser.

0:01:21 > 0:01:28ALL: Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32So, what does Rob call his left shin pad?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Nothing, it's just a dream.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38The point is I obviously feel I don't know enough about Rob.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41It's because we don't spend enough time together.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42He's always doing football practice

0:01:42 > 0:01:45and I'm always at after-school clubs.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Ba-dum-dum!- Don't do banana penguin now, Jas!

0:01:49 > 0:01:50I need date ideas.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Romance. Quality time.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Why? It's not like any of your weird dreams ever come true.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59With you in a sec, Lily. Just need to put Jim and Alan in my locker.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07# Ooh, ooh, ooh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13# So! So! So!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17# Ooh, ooh, ooh

0:02:18 > 0:02:22# Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27# So! So! So! So!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32# So Awkward! #

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Throw me and Maxwell off the maths team?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36I'm sorry, but as team captains,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Ollie and I have decided to freshen things up a bit.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41But we're key members of the Algebrainiacs.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Yes, without us, we would never have won last term.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46That's highly debatable.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Mmm, yeah, I don't remember it like that at all.

0:02:50 > 0:02:517.3.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Eight times root two!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Four.- I knew that!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Five eighths!- I don't think my buzzer's working.

0:02:58 > 0:03:0287,943...

0:03:02 > 0:03:03..point one.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06They keep buzzing before we have a chance!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I know, it's their lightning fast reflexes.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Curse their youth.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13They're making it look like they're better at maths than us.

0:03:13 > 0:03:1594 degrees.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Do you know how much we improved the team's performance last term?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- BUZZER - 28%.- Correct.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25You carry that around with you?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Look, it's not about throwing you off the team,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30it's about giving Lily and Jas a chance.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32What's that?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ah, we were just saying how you're looking forward

0:03:34 > 0:03:36to being on our maths team.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37I can take it or leave it, to be honest.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40THEY LAUGH

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Talking in opposites again! Typical Jas.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- What will she do next? - Huh?- Oh, nothing.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Better not keep you, I'm sure Alfie needs help

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- setting up the room for the quiz. - Tell me about it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Cute kid, but walking disaster!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Are you ready for the best date ever?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Basket-weaving?- Very funny!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09I've got cakes, sandwiches, everything.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12And I've found an amazing spot on the playing field.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15We can spend some real quality time together.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Sounds cool. Count me in.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Unbelievable!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Right, you lot,

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Mrs Griggs is making me run a lunchtime club,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25starting today for anyone who's failing history.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Now, I won't tell you who, because it wouldn't be fair on Rob.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31But Rob loves history!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33He likes the battles and the gory stuff

0:04:33 > 0:04:36but there is more to history than that, unfortunately.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38The thing is, we kind of have plans.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42So did I. There's a new TV in the staff room and it's Doughnut Monday.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44But apparently, my lunch doesn't count.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's just a picnic. We can always do it another time.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yeah. It's not like we'll grow apart

0:04:50 > 0:04:53and realise we have nothing in common and end up hating each other.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Right.- I'm not worried!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Monday lunchtime, Rob's now got to do history club.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Wednesday and Friday, Rob's got football practice.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09And Tuesday and Thursday, I've got to practise for a maths team

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- I don't even want to be on. - Yes, you do.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14This is your big chance to win the maths trophy.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15I've got plenty of trophies.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18What I need is more time with Rob.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Look at this.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Fizzy Stuff magazine? You don't buy that, do you?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27No! It was in the dentist's.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Anyway, apparently rapper Amy Zalian

0:05:31 > 0:05:33has split with her boyfriend Jake Spink.

0:05:33 > 0:05:39Reason? "Our busy schedules meant we were spending too much time apart."

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Yes! Well, luckily you and Rob aren't Kelly Thingy and Jack Stink.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Anyway, changing the subject,... - What, no!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47You've got to help me.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50I need one of your crazy yet brilliant ideas

0:05:50 > 0:05:51to save my relationship.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Like paying someone to be Rob's stand-in.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Or hypnotising Mr Malone.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Or talking about something other than your boyfriend for a change?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Well, how's that going to help Rob?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Rob, Rob, Rob! That's all I ever hear.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Jas is right, Lily. We should be focusing on the maths quiz.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Thank you.- It means a lot to Ollie.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12He loves maths.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You've only got to mention quadratic equations and his eyes light up,

0:06:15 > 0:06:16and he does this funny thing...

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Call me when one of you has something to talk about

0:06:19 > 0:06:20other than your boring relationships.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23What? I'm not in a relationship.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, no! Ollie's late.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29He always gets engrossed in some task and forgets the time.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I suppose it's endearing, really.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Bye.- No, don't go!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35We won't talk about boyfriends.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- It's sisters before misters, right, Martha?- Of course.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42No, not there!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43That's Ollie's seat.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Are you sure you've got the ladder, guys?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Yes!- Why would Martha and Ollie want us off the team?

0:06:58 > 0:07:02We push them, we challenge them, we correct their mistakes.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You'd think they'd appreciate that!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Can you tell it's left over from December?

0:07:06 > 0:07:07- No.- Ugh!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10The poor old things must be suffering

0:07:10 > 0:07:12from some kind of delusion.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Burn-out. It can happen to the brightest minds.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Really not going brilliantly up here.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19We'll just have to show them that they've made a mistake.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Ugh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Alfie?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Mmm?

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Whoa!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Commiserations, Jeff. Heard about the history club.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Don't.- I offered to run a geography club

0:07:40 > 0:07:42but all my kids' grades were too high.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45It's not exactly hard to learn four different types of lake.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47There's slightly more to geography than that.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49The secret to good teaching is to get the kids

0:07:49 > 0:07:50to actually like the subject.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Fantastic history lesson, sir. - Oh, thanks very much, Rob!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- I'm sorry, you enjoyed it? - Yeah, it was amazing.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Any more secrets you want to share?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I'm pretty sure you can let the ladder go now.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11It was terrifying.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14My whole life flashed before my eyes.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Right. Because from what I saw, you didn't really fall.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Or slip. Or injure yourself in any way.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23There's so much I haven't done.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Well, I guess you do have to seize the day while you can.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Rather than wasting your life worrying about

0:08:28 > 0:08:31quality boyfriend time or pretending you don't have a boyfriend

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- when he's pretty much all you talk about.- I've always said that.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I should write a bucket list -

0:08:36 > 0:08:39everything I've always wanted to do - and just do it.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42That's a brilliant idea! I can help.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44So, what have you always wanted to do?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Go into space.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Live underwater.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Win the heart of Martha Fitzgerald.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Thing is, Alfie, you have to focus on things that are realistic.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- So?- Let's forget the Martha stuff.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Picnic time!- Is that the same food from yesterday?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10It might be. I'm sure it'll be fine.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Sorry, Lily. Got history club.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Again?- Mr Malone says we needed more sessions.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19How about this evening? We could go bowling.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I've got maths team practice.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Sorry.- Go on!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Very popular.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I wonder what they're doing in there.- Don't know.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Nobody knows. Nobody will tell me.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35No-one will tell me a thing.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Not that I care, obviously.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39No. Seems like you don't care.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Good. Because I don't.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Write a song for Martha Fitzgerald

0:09:55 > 0:09:57and sing it outside her bedroom window?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Definitely not.- Climb Mount Everest?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Not totally impossible.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04And abseil back down with Martha Fitzgerald by my side.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Alfie, there's more to a bucket list than impressing some girl.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Like what?- I thought you'd never ask.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Two words. Escape-ology.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Isn't that just one?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Now. This is real bucket list material.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Imagine getting out of this lot in under a minute.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Wow. But isn't that a bit dangerous?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Totally! Right, let's get started.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33We just want you to know we understand.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Even the world's greatest geniuses make mistakes.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39So, we're more than happy to put you back on the right path

0:10:39 > 0:10:41with a demonstration of our maths prowess.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49My theorem on quadratic forms?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's basically unsolvable.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53In under six minutes, I know.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56But with your permission, I'd like to attempt it in five.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- What do we do?- Stay calm. She'll never do it.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32No!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39I mean, I mean, "Oh, no, is that the time?"

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Right, because, we're late for, um...

0:11:45 > 0:11:47..a table-chair club.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Is that a thing?- Mmm, yeah.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Furniture appreciation is huge right now.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Huge. But this was fun.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57So, keep up the good work.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10This is a tricky situation.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Mmm, I'm glad you came to me.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- I haven't said anything yet. - Oh! I'm trying predictive listening.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19It's where I observe body language to discover what you're going to say

0:12:19 > 0:12:20before you say it.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25- I'm thinking about starting a...- Ah!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Is this about the smell in the stationery cupboard?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31- No.- I'm thinking about starting... - Are you sure?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'm thinking about starting a geography club.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh, are your pupils struggling to remember

0:12:36 > 0:12:37the different types of lake?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Geography is about more than just lakes.- Hang on, hang on.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Ah! You're worried that Mr Malone's history club

0:12:44 > 0:12:47is proving weirdly popular with the children

0:12:47 > 0:12:50and you're jealous that he's finally becoming a better teacher than you.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Definitely not!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55That's the wrongest thing you could have said.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59If this was a wrong competition, then you'd have just won. Yeah.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, can't always get it right!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06She nearly solved my equation.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08No-one solves my equations.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11I may as well just give up. Stop challenging myself.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14And just buy a calculator.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17No! You must never doubt your ability

0:13:17 > 0:13:19to normalise integrals unassisted.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22OK. I've decided. I can't be on the maths team.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- What?!- We need you.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26No, you don't. Get Cassie or Maxwell.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27- BOTH:- No!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29But me and Rob are never going to spend

0:13:29 > 0:13:31any time together at this rate.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Our whole relationship is at stake.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37OK. What's more important, your relationship, or maths?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39My relationship?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Oh! I was pretty sure you were going to say maths.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Sorry, guys.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Look, it's fine. We'll just find someone else.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49At least we still have Jas.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Hi, guys. Listen. I've got to quit the maths team.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53- BOTH:- What?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yeah. I've got to help Alfie out with this bucket list.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57It's pretty full-on.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03I swear I knew where the key was. It must be somewhere!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14What are we going to do?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15With Lily and Jas off the team,

0:14:15 > 0:14:17we'll have to reinstate Cassie and Maxwell.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19And have them answer all the questions

0:14:19 > 0:14:22thanks to their superior buzzer skills? No way.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24All right, well, how about this?

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Lily only left the team because she wanted to spend more time with Rob.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31If we put Rob on the team,

0:14:31 > 0:14:34she'll stay, and we'll still have four members.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Put Rob on the team? The man can barely count his arms and legs.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39We'll be answering the questions, silly.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42And it means we can keep Cassie and Maxwell off the team.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yes. It could work.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47As long as Cassie and Maxwell don't find a way around it.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Don't worry, I bet they've already forgotten about it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55"Justice for the Algebrainiac Two?"

0:14:55 > 0:14:56We're campaigning for reinstatement

0:14:56 > 0:14:59to save you from your own poor judgment.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Do you mind? We're a bit short on signatures.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Nice try, Maxwell, but is it any wonder?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06No-one cares about the maths teams.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08I'm afraid your campaign is doomed to failure.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Attention, pupils!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Get your homework done here!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16That's right, free maths homework done with every signature.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18KIDS CHATTER

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Yay! You did it.- Yay...

0:15:25 > 0:15:28No-one's ever roller-bladed eight times around the hockey pitch.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31At least not in quite so much mud.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I know! I loved how you kept on falling over and getting back up.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Thanks.- Well, I think you're pretty much done.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Oh, good.- With the sporty challenges.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Time for something more...

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Something special.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Something that will get the feeling back in my legs?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Step this way.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56The dirtiest cupboard in the school.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Abandoned, untouched by any cleaner until now.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Did something just move?- I hope so.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Otherwise, how else are you going to complete number four

0:16:07 > 0:16:09on your bucket list? "Kiss a creepy-crawly".

0:16:11 > 0:16:13I know Rob's perfect and everything,

0:16:13 > 0:16:16but he wouldn't be my first choice for the maths team.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Ollie and I think he has hidden talents.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yes, look how good he is at football.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25To score those free kicks, he has to deal with angles,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27force, trajectory, and...

0:16:27 > 0:16:28And keep score.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31That wasn't a kiss, it was hardly a peck!

0:16:33 > 0:16:38And of course, if Rob's on the team, you can spend more time together.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41And...save your relationship.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Aw, that's why you're really doing this, isn't it?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Because you care so much about me.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Yeah, that's exactly it.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49I'll tell Rob the good news.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I've already tried that.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Have you been here all morning?

0:17:00 > 0:17:01No. No, I...

0:17:03 > 0:17:07No, I'm just reading this - "In case of fire, press here".

0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Good to know. - Brilliant! That's absolutely...

0:17:13 > 0:17:15All right, everyone, just keep it down.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Look, I know it's been tough, but look how far you've come.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Now, this one, you'll really like.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35What? I just have to eat a cake?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- OK.- Yes!

0:17:38 > 0:17:41And not just any old cake. Chilli cheese muffin.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Number eight on your bucket list.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46"Try the spiciest cake Jas could find on the internet."

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Argh!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Don't worry, a simple glass of milk

0:17:50 > 0:17:52should take that burning sensation away.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54MOBILE BEEPS

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Reminder. Buy milk. Whoops!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Do you think not having Cassie and Maxwell on the team

0:18:05 > 0:18:07is making us a bit unpopular?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13These things usually just blow over.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Hello, Mrs Thomas.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Hello, Martha and Ollie.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Good news! Almost the entire school signed our petition.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Thanks, Mrs Thomas.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31And we're confident that Mrs Griggs will make you reverse your decision

0:18:31 > 0:18:33and get us back on the team.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34SHE GROWLS

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Everything's going to work out just the way it should.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53You're worried about the lack of gluten-free options in the canteen?

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Predictive listening, it's where I use body language to...

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Forget it. Carry on.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01It's about the maths quiz.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04We know Cassie and Maxwell have a lot of support, but...

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Which ones are they again?

0:19:06 > 0:19:11Small, kind of cute, intense stare that goes right through you?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12You read their petition, right?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Let me show you something.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18This is every petition anyone's sent me this term.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Every letter, every campaign.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Do you know what I do with them? I put them in here and ignore them.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27What? Even my campaign to close the...

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Yeah.- Or my request to reform the...?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32I wouldn't know. So, what's going on?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- It's the maths quiz. We'd... - Nothing.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Right!

0:19:38 > 0:19:42We just wanted to remind you that it was happening this Friday.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44As if I'd forget that!

0:19:45 > 0:19:46The what quiz?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Come on! What's not to love about dry-land scuba?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56It's all the fun of diving without boring fish and coral.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Alfie! Where are you going?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02To successful plans!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yes, in an uncertain world, you can always rely on

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Mrs Griggs not to do the paperwork.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Is this maths practice?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Ah, welcome, fellow Algebrainiac.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I always thought I was a bit rubbish at maths.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17See, you have to believe in yourself more.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20You're right. I'm going to give it 110%.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Don't feel you have to answer any of the questions, though.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Ah! Running in the corridor...

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- What's up with him?- I don't know, I'm trying to help him!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well, I'm no expert in body language,

0:20:38 > 0:20:41but are you sure you're offering the kind of help that he wants?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- ALFIE:- Write a song for Martha Fitzgerald...

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Abseil down Everest with Martha Fitzgerald...

0:20:46 > 0:20:48I just want her to notice me.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Right.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Er, what are you talking about?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56It's OK, Alfie. I may have an idea.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Agh!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Predictive listening is a lot harder than it looks.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12You students just aren't meeting me halfway!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, the thing is...

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Wait! I can do this.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17SHE INHALES

0:21:19 > 0:21:22You quit the maths quiz to help Alfie on some wacky

0:21:22 > 0:21:25but well-meaning task, but now realise the best way to help him

0:21:25 > 0:21:26would be to put him on the team,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29so he can finally get the attention of Martha Fitzgerald?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Yeah, pretty much!- Yes!

0:21:33 > 0:21:34So, what do you think?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I have to make things up to Alfie, it's for his bucket list.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Bucket lists are very important.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I had our beloved Mrs Rennison type mine up just this morning.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46"Do some work."

0:21:46 > 0:21:48SHE GROANS

0:21:50 > 0:21:53I already told you what is going on in history club -

0:21:53 > 0:21:55brilliant teaching, that's what.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57You can't keep secrets from me, Jeff.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00It's my brain, it's too clever for you.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02And I'm already working on a cunning plan

0:22:02 > 0:22:05to infiltrate your classroom under your very nose.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06I'm not scared.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15HE GROANS

0:22:20 > 0:22:25100% is, like, everything, and you can't give more than everything.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- See?- Sort of.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29I'll explain later. See you after history club.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34It's me, Rob.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38You're late. We've already started.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- SHE SCREAMS - No!

0:22:57 > 0:22:58A-ha!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03This was your cunning plan? Barge your way in?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Well, whatever works.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07So, this is history club, is it?

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yes, and?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11You're just watching movies!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah, history movies.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15This one's called One Million BC.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18It's very educational, it's got dinosaurs in it, and everything.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20So that's why it was popular?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- See, I knew you'd be like this. - You were just slacking.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26You're not a better teacher than me!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28No, but who is?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Are you going to tell Mrs Griggs?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Should do.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Then again, you have just made my day.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37So, dinosaurs...

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I can't believe Jas got me on the maths team.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44She's amazing.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Maxwell, we made an error relying on Mrs Griggs.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49It would appear so, Cassie.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Right, better go practise some equations. Big day tomorrow.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Wait a second. You're just abandoning Jas's list?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01After she saved your life?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04And got you onto the maths team?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06I suppose that is a bit ungrateful.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You could at least try number 12.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Welcome, everyone, to the Cranmede maths quiz.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Hang on to your hats as we prepare for an exciting hour of equations,

0:24:21 > 0:24:23arithmetic and formulas. Whoo!

0:24:27 > 0:24:32Right. Let's welcome our first team, the Algebrainiacs.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Oh, I'm afraid I've made a slight tweak

0:24:36 > 0:24:39to the line-up in the interests of entertainment.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Alfie is replacing you, Lily.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Sorry I'm late. Item 12 took longer than I thought, but I did it.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Memorise every cookbook in the library!

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Well done, meatballs... I mean, well done, me.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52But I'm supposed to be with Rob.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Well, you're not joined at the hip, you two.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55You can watch him from the audience.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58'Mix the ground almonds with the polenta, flour and baking powder...'

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Look, it's my school, I'm in charge.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Let's have no more nonsense and get on with the quiz.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04- You stand next to Alfie, Martha. - It's OK, we've got this.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Yeah. At least we won't get outshone by Cassie and Maxwell.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13Right! And now, let's welcome our second team, the Mathmagicians!

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Cassie and Maxwell joined the Mathmagicians?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Ah... This couldn't be worse.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23'Heat oven to 190 degrees, gas five,

0:25:23 > 0:25:26'boil the potatoes for four minutes to cook the onion in the pan...'

0:25:29 > 0:25:31X to the power of four.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32- Correct.- Yes!

0:25:32 > 0:25:34They're still too fast for us.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36'Start whisking from the centre...

0:25:36 > 0:25:38'Drawing the flour into the egg...'

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Combine the flour and sugar. Rub in the butter!

0:25:41 > 0:25:44And that takes us up to the quickfire round,

0:25:44 > 0:25:46for which I need one volunteer from each team.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Algebrainiacs, who's your volunteer?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51'Vol-au-vent...' Me!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- What? No! - It's OK, Martha.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I'm ravioli... I mean, ready.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59What is the result of multiplying the complex numbers two plus...?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Parsley!- No.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05What is the square root of pi?

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Lightly whisk it with an egg, and add a dash of cinnamon.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13No, but remind me to get that recipe off you.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17My buzzer's not working. It happened last year.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20It's a conspiracy. I demand to know who wired these things up.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Next question for both teams.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25What is 56% of...

0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Ollie?- Erm, 196.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31No. I'll finish the question.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35What is 56% of 300?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37- 168.- Correct!

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Yes!

0:26:39 > 0:26:41BUZZER

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Congratulations, Mathmagicians.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49We lost. We lost!

0:26:50 > 0:26:54Hey. You know I'll always make time for you, right?

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Of course I do. And it's good that we're both busy.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59It means we're interesting people.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01And, it makes the time we are together all the better.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Yeah. So, are you free now?

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Actually, there's someone I need to talk to.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Next history club, Cisco Kid Rides Again.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Is that history?- It's cowboys.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16It's set in the past.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Fair enough.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Hi, banana penguin! Oh, hi, banana penguin.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I thought you'd be with your boyfriends.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Ollie isn't my boyfriend!

0:27:27 > 0:27:29She means we're not.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31We thought we could take these to my house.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Just the three of us. If you've got time.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36I can probably squeeze you in.

0:27:38 > 0:27:4320-25 minutes, at 180 degrees, until light and fluffy.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49# Ooh, ooh, ooh! #