0:00:19 > 0:00:22DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- Oh, it's you.- Hello.- Hello.- Hi.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- HE BURPS - I was watching a TV programme...
0:00:27 > 0:00:32- You got any jobs need doing? Like some gardening?- I just have a yard.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35BLOWS WHISTLE LOUDLY Dib-dib, dob-dob...
0:00:35 > 0:00:38ALL: Dib-dib, dob-dob, dib-dib, dob-dob...
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- Sorry, I'm not sure you heard me. - Right, chaps, action stations!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- What are you...?- Cup of tea, madam?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Now, listen, you...- Milk?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- No!- Sugar?- Just one. Now, listen...- Eccles cake?
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- I shouldn't.- Go on.- Well, I suppose just one couldn't hurt.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Mission accomplished. Let's get going!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04ALL: Dib-dib, dob-dob, dib-dib, dob-dob...
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Toodle-pip...!- Wait a minute!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oh!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17'Be warned, commuters. It's absolute gridlock out there.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21'If you're thinking about taking the car to work or the school run,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24'you'd better leave an additional 45 minutes to an hour.'
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Those silly sausages in their blessed cars! When will they learn?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32They've got "silly" written through them like a stick of silly rock!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34You're not wrong there, Timothy.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38There are lots of different ways to get you to school
0:01:38 > 0:01:42without sitting in all that silly traffic, like this jet pack!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Wow, Mummy, a jet pack! That's amazing!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Only the best for Mummy's little soldier,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51so let's get you jet-packed up!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Mummy, this is splendicocious! Thank you so much.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02All my friends in the science lab are gonna be so jealous.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Right, I'm off.- No, wait, Timmy.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Let Mummy read the instructions first. It could be dangerous.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Look at me, I'm jet set Timmy!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16All you people down there are nothing to me. Whoosh!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19OK, let's keep our sensible head on.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21This red button, what does it do?
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Oh, it probably measures the fuel levels.- I'll check the fuel now.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Sorry, that's the orange button. "Under no circumstances, press..."
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Pressing the red button now, Mummy!
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Mummy, I think I've squashed my pencil case!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'll get the car keys, shall I?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Yes.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Oh, what a magnificent spread!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Oh, yes, the food is lovely. - I do like a buffet.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Oh, mini-pizzas! What a treat!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- What about this weather, eh?- Lovely, isn't it?- There's the coleslaw!
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- See the game last night?- What game? - Chocolate crispy squares! Delicious!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Any trouble getting here? - No, I live round the corner.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15It's a nightmare, all that traffic.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18These prawns will more than make up for it.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23- I walk.- There's the sausage rolls. So simple and yet so oft overlooked.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- Heard that new song by that band? - I'm not sure I...- It is good. Ah!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31She's only taken the crusts off the sandwiches,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34the sure sign of a magnificent spread!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38That is rather a lot of food for you to get through.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41You mustn't think this is all for me.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- No, this is for my dog.- Oh, I see.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's got a tremendous appetite.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I'll have you later for my dinner. Delicious!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Good boy, good boy. Come on.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57I heard a rumour about some garlic mushrooms. I'll leave you my card.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- If she brings them out, post them on. Come on, boy.- Thanks.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06I'll just take this Battenburg. It's very good for his doggy...leg.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Bus driver, come here. Stop! Stop! Stop!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Good day.- Good day.- Good morning.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- An omnibus!- Exciting! - We've gone environmentally-friendly.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- We used to hate the environment. - I got rid of my car.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- She crashed it.- Into a cow... - Delicious!- Cow cake!
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- Hmm!- So where do you go?- Just into town.- Can you go near the precinct?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I need to pick up the new limited edition 12-inch by Dr Chronic.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39- It's the one that goes... - THEY MIMIC DRUMBEAT
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- Like that.- It's good.- No, I go left at the lights to the bus station.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Great.- Can you go via the pet shop?
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- I need a scratching post and dog chocolate.- Her nephew's visiting.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- No, I just go to the bus station. Are you staying on?- Very well.- Drive on.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- Tickets? You've got to buy tickets. - Buy?- Pay?- Shekels?- Wonga?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Nothing's free.- Apart from the free lollipop when you have an injection.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- I can't have any more injections. - Dr Conway says 1800 is too many.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Are you senior citizens?- Pardon? - Are you over 60?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- We're nowhere near 60! - You never ask a lady her age!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Look at my face!- A lady never tells even if she's asked.- It's stunning!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23My knees are round. My bottom is pert. I'll not have this nonsense!
0:05:23 > 0:05:28- I am 16, going on 17... - It's cheaper if you are.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- We are then, yes.- Yes, we are. If it's twice as cheap, we're 120.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- It will still be very expensive. - They'll charge us by the mile.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Extra for sitting down. - And for looking out of the window.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43There'll be a fee for listening to R&B on our mobicular phones.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- You won't get much change out of £1,000.- £1,000?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- £1,000.- I suppose £1,000 is what riding on a bus costs these days.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57- Two senior citizens into town, £1.40. - £1,000?!- Absurd!- We won't pay it!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Let's go and buy a brace of Rolls-Royce and some chauffeurs.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Good day!- I hope somebody gets on with the wrong change
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- and the whole thing becomes really awkward!- Tweet me!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22This is the first time we took him in the longboat.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27And this is the first time Brunhilde and I took him out pillaging.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Isn't he sweet?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Astrid and I are about to have our own baby Viking.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Do you have any tips?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Well, there's one thing that little Sven absolutely loves.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Makes him howl with laughter. Go up to him like this...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Ohhh...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Oh, got your nose!- Aagh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49ALL: Aaaaaagh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, Chief!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Give me my nose back, please!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00For the love of Valhalla, Chief, be merciful!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Give Eric his nose back! - But it's just my thumb.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I can't smell anything! Oh, mercy, great Chief!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I don't have your nose. It is just my thumb.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16Keep away from my nose, Chief. Stay away from my precious nose!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Me too! My nose is precious!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23All right then, I'll give Eric his nose back.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh! Oh, thank you.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Thank you, great Chief. You are wise and merciful!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40So are there any other things little Sven likes?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- He's very fond of the thumb trick. - The thumb trick?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Yes, yes, you know...?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48ALL SCREAM
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Your thumb! Your thumb!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Dear Gods, your thumb!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Look, it's just a trick. Look, look!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Aaagh! Oh, my thumb!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05What have I done?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09The tests have come back and it looks like you've got HHD.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Or Handshake Hypersensitivity Disorder.- Oh, no.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Don't panic. There's no reason you can't lead a perfectly normal life.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Oh, well, that's a relief. Thank you very much, Doctor.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Aaaaagh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Hmm.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- KNOCK AT DOOR - Hey, you can't just come in here!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35We need to talk. Your mother and I are worried.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- About what?- Recently, you've been getting into a lot of deer stuff.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- So?- Don't you think it's a bit weird?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Like that bark chewing. - It's good for my teeth.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- We think it's nice you've got a hobby.- Yes, hobbies are good.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Like, say, tae kwon do.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Give it up, Dad! I'm not going back to tae kwon do!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59You might make new friends.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Loads of people my age are into ruminants.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- At least take the antlers off once in a while.- No way!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- It'd save you having to tidy your bedroom.- I'm keeping them on.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14How about just at mealtimes?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Last time you reached for the peas, it almost had my eye out!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- This is who I am!- You've got underpants on your antlers.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- What's wrong now? - I'm expressing my anger.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I'm going out.- Where to?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32The clearing!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37We'd like to present you with this token of thanks
0:09:37 > 0:09:41from the Blueberry Growers' Association of Great Britain
0:09:41 > 0:09:43because of all your hard work
0:09:43 > 0:09:46in promoting the use of blueberries in cooking.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50I don't know what to say. I really don't know!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52What can I say...but yes?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I mean, thank you. Thank you.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00As you all know, I am a massive fan of the...
0:10:00 > 0:10:03the cooking of the... the preparing of...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05and the general eating
0:10:05 > 0:10:09of one of the healthiest fruits of them all - the blueberry.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12LOUD FART
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Bit whiffy, that one!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Where is everybody?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Where did they all go? Rude!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25LOUD FART
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I've just gone all big on my smalls.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31That'll require a trip to the hosiery department.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33FARTS AGAIN
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Nice antlers.- Oh!- Amelia.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Drew.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- Sorry, I didn't see you coming.- I do tend to move swiftly and quietly.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03So...
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Here for the big meet?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- The what now?- The get-together.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Oh, uh... No, I...
0:11:13 > 0:11:17I just like to come to the woods, try on antlers and sort of do...
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Deer stuff. Yeah, that's why we're all here.- We?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23There's more of us?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Oh, yeah, of course, Drew. Yeah, look.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Welcome to Deer Club.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39It's beautiful.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52So what do we do now?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Well, we just stand here quietly,
0:11:55 > 0:11:58being acutely aware of our own surroundings.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Can I have a try?- Yeah, jump on in.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Oh, um...OK.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11This is amazing!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14No talking! ALL: Ssh!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Sorry.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'm just having such a great time.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Just keep it down, OK?- Sorry.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Sorry, everyone!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- DOG BARKS - You guys hear anything...?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Wow, you guys...
0:12:39 > 0:12:42You're amazing!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Double thumbs.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Hoof, hoof...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# Sweep, sweep up the dung... #
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Oh, nice day at the camel's bum, dear?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Oh, I dunno. You work your mandibles off trying to make a living!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Mum! You'll never guess what Dad tried to make me do!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Oh, Maxwell! Did you eat your packed lunch?
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- No, I got put off it.- Did I leave the crusts on your sandwiches?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33No, it's not that. It's just that Dad tried to make me touch some poo.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38Dung, lad. You're a dung beetle. What did you think we'd be doing?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42You said it'd be an adventure across the rolling plains of the Serengeti.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- You said we'd see lions and zebras. - You did, didn't you?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Not the fun end! It was miles away and we walked.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52When we got there, you'll never guess what Dad did.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57- He went up to this bit of poo and... - Rolled it into a ball. Brilliant!
0:13:57 > 0:14:02So embarrassing! All the flamingos must have thought we were mad!
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Oh, but, sweetheart, we're dung beetles. The clue's in the name.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Why can't we be cheese and onion beetles or salami beetles?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Or just beetles without dung! - Oh, I get it!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Dung not good enough for the likes of you, is it?
0:14:18 > 0:14:23Let me tell you something, son. This house, the food you eat,
0:14:23 > 0:14:27your mother's best shoes - all dung!
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- You mean I'm drinking...? - No, that's hot chocolate.- Oh.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Not really - it's dung. ..You go to your room!
0:14:36 > 0:14:43Oh, Tony! He was so adorable when he was a larva, look.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Kids!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54All right?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Harry Bold here saying Bold is as Bold does!
0:14:57 > 0:15:02It doesn't make sense, but it sounds nice. Today's adventure is...
0:15:04 > 0:15:08I know it's dangerous, it's crazy, I'm a mad man, but it's all right.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I went to a shop and this bloke sold us all the kit I need.
0:15:12 > 0:15:17Plus my mate Terry Brave here will help us out. All right, Terry?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Hello.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22OK, kit time.
0:15:22 > 0:15:28First up, you'll need a board. A skateboarding board boarding board.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Now mine is top of the range!
0:15:31 > 0:15:37The bit you stand on - the board - is made from the skateboardium tree.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42They take the whole tree, about 100 metres tall, and chop it down.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47And then they whittle away most of the tree to get just this!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49That's why it's so expensive, like.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Then they spend a fortune making it look less flash
0:15:53 > 0:15:55in case someone nicks it.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Now then - wheels! These are dead important.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04These are made of crystals grown in a zero-gravity environment in space!
0:16:04 > 0:16:09They're really, really expensive. The bloke said it's a coincidence
0:16:09 > 0:16:14they look like old roller skate wheels. OK, you've got your board.
0:16:14 > 0:16:19Time for the rest of your kit, namely, all-in-one body pad!
0:16:19 > 0:16:24You could fire us oot of a cannon and I wouldn't feel it! Ow!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Dark glasses so I look super cool.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Then special glasses to see through the dark glasses.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36And I've got a special skateboarding badge so I get respect.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39What else have you got, Terry?
0:16:39 > 0:16:43I've just got my good trainers on and some pizza.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48Is it special skateboarding hyper-protein lean and mean pizza?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I think it's just anchovies.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Tha know, Terry.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58I don't think Terry's taking this skateboarding all that seriously.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Oh, well. Let's go skateboarding!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04No. I'm down here.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Down a bit.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10No, it's not for me.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I quite liked it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Let us now sing hymn number 241,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Guide Me, O, Thou Great Redeemer.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24ORGAN PLAYS
0:17:36 > 0:17:41# Guide me O, thou great redeemer
0:17:41 > 0:17:46- VERY OFF TUNE #- Pilgrim through this barren land
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- #- I am weak, but thou...- #
0:17:49 > 0:17:52BLOWS WHISTLE Oi! You!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01No singing out of tune with gusto!
0:18:02 > 0:18:08# Guide me, O, thou great redeemer... #
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Excuse me. Hello!- All right?
0:18:17 > 0:18:23- I'd like to return this game, please. - Witch Attack II? What's the matter?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- I think it's broken. Could I have my money back?- Have you got a receipt?
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- No, I don't. - I can't do anything without one.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36It's still got your price sticker on it. I only bought it this morning!
0:18:36 > 0:18:41- You must remember me. - No, sorry. I don't remember you.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Well, that's not very fair.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Look, there's nothing I can do without a receipt.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- What happened to it? - I put my chewing gum in it.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- What?!- I put my chewing gum in it.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Look, you can almost still make it out.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Look.- I'm going to have to give you that game back, I'm afraid.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Right.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Right.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Fine.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Witch! She's a witch!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Witch! Witch! Witch!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Heh heh heh! Witch!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Witch! Witch! Witch!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Witch! Witch!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yes, I'll just take this one instead.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Is there a bin? A bin?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55No. OK.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59BELL RINGS
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Now, what would you like?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11We've got spaghetti hollandaise, tuna and bacon quiche,
0:20:11 > 0:20:17fat salad, chops and chips, mysterious soup or liver and pea?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Oh, and choose carefully.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Good luck! Good luck!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I'll have the quiche, please.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31You chose wisely.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- I think I'd like the soup, please. - I'm sorry?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Soup.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Excellent choice.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Oh, now, sir. What would you like?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03I must ask you to think carefully.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Em...
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Ah, chops and chips!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Unlucky!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Ah! Aaaiiieee!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Hungry?
0:21:25 > 0:21:30This is the remote Outer Hebridean island of North Barrasay.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34And this is Valerie Carpenter, head and only teacher at the school,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36which has only one pupil.
0:21:36 > 0:21:42It's time for the school science fair, a chance for Ross to shine.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Valerie, a lot of people have come in today for Ross's science project.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52Oh, yes. Ross's science projects are something of an event here.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57You can still see the crater from the North Barrasay space project!
0:21:59 > 0:22:03And then there was the whole alternative fuels thing.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08And who could forget the seal choir?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- So what's Ross got in store this time?- I don't precisely know.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14It has an ecological theme.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19I set him the task of bringing home the impact of global warming.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22So we'll see. Er, we'll see...
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Ladies and gentlemen, this is our home.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35An island, a small isolated community.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39See how he's using visual aids? The VI. Er, the VA.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42To illustrate the point.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46That is one of the key skills that we teach them.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48But even here on North Barrasay,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51we must be aware of the fact
0:22:51 > 0:22:55that we are to be affected by the menace of global warming.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- Boo! Grr!- Excellent use of the VI...the VA there again.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05So what will become of us if global warming continues
0:23:05 > 0:23:08upon current trends?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Hit it, Archie!- Oh, aye.
0:23:18 > 0:23:24Scientists predict rising sea levels and a risk of coastal erosion!
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Not to mention more extreme weather patterns!
0:23:30 > 0:23:35There's also the potential impact on native species!
0:23:45 > 0:23:50So, as we can see, global warming is an issue that affects us all.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- Thank you.- Well, I thought that was very interesting.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58I might get some of those special light bulbs.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Aaah! Now what?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12How am I going to fix these shelves?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- Maybe my bees can help. - I beg your pardon?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I said maybe my bees can help.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24- Your bees? I don't understand. - These are no ordinary bees.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Instead of you screwing shelf brackets into the wall,
0:24:30 > 0:24:35my bees will carry your shelves on their backs while hovering in place.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- No more shelf worries for you.- Your bees can do that?- They're happy to.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45- These are generous and selfless bees.- Right. Brilliant. Off you go.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49I shall just give them some brief instructions.
0:24:49 > 0:24:54Bzzz-bzzz-bzzz. Bzzz-bzzz-shelves-bzzz.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59Bzzz-help. Bzzz-bzzz. Bzzz-falling down.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Bzzz.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Oh! Bzzz-ah!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Help him, my bees!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Ahh!
0:25:11 > 0:25:15No! No! Agh! Go away!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Why are you doing this?! Stop it!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Argh! Stop it! No!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Get away! Argh!
0:25:23 > 0:25:28The instructions are on the reverse side of your exam papers.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Yes, Julie?- Can we use a calculator?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33No, this is a History exam.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37It'll be 90 minutes. We'll need absolute silence throughout.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Your invigilators will be Sir Alan Sugar, Sir Alex Ferguson
0:25:41 > 0:25:46and Sir Ian McKellen. ALL: Hello!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50I shall leave you in their capable hands.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- You may turn over your exam papers. - Your time starts now.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58But remember - absolute silence.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Right, whoever's making that awful metallic squeaking sound, stop it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13This IS an exam room.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- Right, that's it! That's enough! - If you can't keep quiet, get out!
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- Out! Out! All of you! - You've failed! You've failed!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26You've failed! You've failed! And you've failed!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Unbelievable! - SQUEAK!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41..And it'll look like Noel Edmonds! DOORBELL
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Oh! That'll be Louise. She said she might pop over.
0:26:46 > 0:26:51- Oh, hi, Louise. This is my friend Mike.- Hello, Mike.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56- Nice to meet you. - Coffee?- Oh, lovely.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Yeah?
0:26:57 > 0:27:03By the way, you've got a bit of something right there. Food.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Oh, how embarrassing!
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Oh, no... Oh, goodness.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- (Mike! Look what you've done!) - I'm sorry.
0:27:11 > 0:27:16- It's happening again, isn't it? - I don't know what you mean.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- I've got food on my face. - No, Louise. Nothing's happening.
0:27:20 > 0:27:25Oh, no... What have I eaten? How long has it been there for?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27What is it...?
0:27:34 > 0:27:39How embarrassing. Ohh, I've got to get out of here.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43(This is the worst bit.)
0:27:47 > 0:27:51May as well sit down. We might be here a bit of a while.
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