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0:00:26 > 0:00:27Hiya!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28All right?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Oh, what?
0:00:30 > 0:00:34This is a breakfast-based catastrophe!
0:00:34 > 0:00:38I've got two lovely hot pieces of toast.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43I go to the cupboard and discover there's no honey! I love honey. Oh!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Maybe my bees can help. - Oh, good idea. Thank you!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- I said, "Maybe my bees can help." - Yes, I said "Good idea." Thanks.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55It's a little-known fact that bees are excellent shoppers.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Given the exact change and a tiny map,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59the bees will fly to the supermarket,
0:00:59 > 0:01:04find the correct aisle and locate the exact honey for your toast.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Then fly it back here on their tiny yet numerous backs
0:01:07 > 0:01:09thus saving your breakfast!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Don't bees make honey?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'll give them some quick but simple instructions
0:01:13 > 0:01:17and they will soon come to your aid, my toast-chomping friend.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Really? Haven't they maybe got some honey already in the hive?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24It's no trouble for these most helpful of bees.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I'll give them a few instructions.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32There's no honey... Buzz buzz buzz buzz.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34..boring toast. Buzz, buzz, buzz.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Doesn't like marmalade. Buzz, buzz.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Ooh, almost forgot! Buzz, buzz!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Now, fly, my hive-minded beauties.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Ooh. Get off! Aghh! Aghh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Ow! No, get the honey!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Aghh! Not me! Ow!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Aghh! My beautiful bees.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Ow! Oh, this is so obvious!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ow, again and again.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Mum! Dad!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18What are you doing there?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Did you think we'd let you go on your first date without wishing you luck?
0:02:22 > 0:02:27- Thanks.- Because my goodness, you'll need all the luck you can get.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- What?- Well, she's so out of your league, it's unreal.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36She's like Manchester United to your Grimsby Town Juniors fifth team.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38(Bad.)
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- Is she really?- And your clothes won't exactly help your chances.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- I thought I looked good. - Yes, you do - in opposite world.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49You could get nervous. A little tongue-tied.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52You might panic and call her Munty Moose-pig.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54No, I won't!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56You might accidentally spill a drink on her
0:02:56 > 0:03:00or throw spaghetti in her face. Then she'd get up and go
0:03:00 > 0:03:04and you'd feel humiliated and useless and small.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Then you'd get a nickname like "Mr Bad Date."
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Or "Mr Hated-by-Susan".
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Why are you saying these things? - Just trying to help.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Trying to avoid a long lonely life of regret
0:03:16 > 0:03:20wondering if things might be different if you weren't rubbish.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Right.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Anyway, you'd better hurry along.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27We'll stay here and watch a romantic comedy
0:03:27 > 0:03:29on Digital Versatile Disc.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31See people doing a proper date.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Fine. Right, well...
0:03:33 > 0:03:38I guess I'll stay here and watch it with you guys, then.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41That's the spirit. Quit while you're ahead.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44No! I'm going to go on my date.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I like Susan and Susan likes me.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Things are going to go brilliantly.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51So much optimism.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53In spite of it all.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Frankly, if it all goes well, I'll strap a chicken to my head
0:03:57 > 0:03:59and pretend I'm Charlotte Church.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04DVD PLAYS
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I'm back.- Oh. How did it go?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh, it was brilliant! We're going out again tomorrow
0:04:13 > 0:04:16and she's agreed to be my girlfriend and, in time, my wife.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And I was given an award for being the best person on a date
0:04:19 > 0:04:22by the International Romance Society.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26And on the way home, I stopped at the chicken shop
0:04:26 > 0:04:27and got this...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Charlotte!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I'm Charlotte Church.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39That's not Charlotte Church! Do the voice properly.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- HIGH-PITCHED WELSH ACCENT: - I'm Charlotte Church from Wales.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54It's very, very important to include five fruit and veg a day.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I know I do.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'm going to give you a run-down now
0:04:58 > 0:05:02at some of the things you can include in your diet
0:05:02 > 0:05:04in order to keep yourself healthy.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06So here we are, number one.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08It's blueberries. FARTING
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Ooh! At number two,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Blueberries. FARTING
0:05:13 > 0:05:18Now, under number three here, I've no idea, let's see.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Blueberries. FARTS
0:05:20 > 0:05:22At number four, guess what?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26It's a blueberry! Ooh, gusty! FARTS
0:05:26 > 0:05:30And who could forget number five, spinach.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Only joking, it's blueberries.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35FARTING They really keep you moving.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40LOUD FARTING
0:05:41 > 0:05:44My, it's gone straight through.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- There's someone at the door, Dean. - Who is it? I'm busy!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's your destiny, Dean. Time to meet your arch enemy.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Mr Wilson, the PE teacher?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59No, it's the incredible supermind of Dr Armani Firebird.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- He's tracked you down.- Hiya!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- All right?- Go on, Dr Armani. Put your evil scheme into action.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08What evil scheme? I don't have one.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12So he says. Such are the machinations of his evil yet brilliant mind. Go on!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Goodness! What an incredible adversary, Dean.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19You'll need all your mental and physical attributes now!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Stop it, Dr Armani!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24We'd better leave you to it
0:06:24 > 0:06:27so you can engage in your life and death battle
0:06:27 > 0:06:30using supreme cunning and your superhuman physical skills.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Do we have to? I've got homework.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Course you do! You're in the grip of megalomania.!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37We talked about this.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40You're being driven mad by your super-human intelligence.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- What's megalomania? - Can't we do this next week?
0:06:43 > 0:06:48No, Dean, I've told you. No rest until you've vanquished evil. Get on with it.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58So, we meet again, Dr Armani.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02They remember each other from previous deadly encounters.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03No, we do Maths together!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07I propose we settle this once and for all.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Nice banter, Dean.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Very well. This ends here.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13We've been working on that one.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17We shall settle this by means of a video game.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yeah, good idea!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- I'll be Man Utd.- I'll be City.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Square it, Dean. Evil must not triumph.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Clear it, Dr Armani!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Ooh! Whoo!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38What is that smell? Can you smell that?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41SNIFFS
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Where's it coming from?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49What is that smell?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Ear wax?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52No.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Your breath?- Ooh, maybe.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Maybe.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59No, no it's not. No.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00- Ooh, elephants!- Elephants?!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Elephant, yeah. I can smell elephant. Who's got an elephant?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I can definitely smell elephant.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Ooh, hang on. Hang on! Hang on!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Ooh! Ooh! Oh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27That's the thing about the smell of an elephant. You never forget!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29What about this bus?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39I'll put the kettle on.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Ooh! Did you put that mousetrap down like I asked?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yeah, I put one in the dining room last night.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52You're absolutely sure it's a mouse trap you bought?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Of course! What other sorts of traps are there?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh, ho, ho!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Oh, ho, ho!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Aghh!- Fantastic - Santa Claus!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I must have bought the wrong box.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Take it back and get the right one, please.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Oh.- Oh, ho, ho!- Sorry about that.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Sorry about this, mate.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- You must be busy this time of year.- One way of putting it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- What's your name?- Peter Collins.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39It says I've got you down for a remote control helicopter this year.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Yes!- Yeah.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Like that's going to happen!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:48MOUSE SQUEAKS
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- What's the trouble?- Doctor, I can't see anything out of this eye.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57And I've got a pinching feel in my shoulder.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Ah, I know what this is. You've got Buccaneer's Syndrome.- What's that?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05No worries, it's basically pirate flu.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09The pinching sensation is where your parrot is gripping too tightly.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Parrot?!- Squawk!- Ooh!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Your vision will improve if you lift up the...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Can you say "ahh" for me?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Arrrrr!
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Yes, this is a fairly advanced stage.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I just want to try something.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Agh!- No, it's not that one.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35HOLLOW TAPPING SOUND Ah.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ah.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Me leg! What's happened? You've got to helps me, Doctor!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45The treatment for this is very simple.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I'll write you out a prescription.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And you'll find it buried...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54..there.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Arrrr!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07I'm just... Look at these. They're all broken.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10All our axes and swords are just worn out.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Chief!- Yes.- I've been working on a new kind of weapon for us.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18It's based on an idea from a long time ago.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Somewhere far, far away.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh! Right.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I haven't tried them out yet.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26But have a go and see what you think.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Sorry, Eric. Is this some kind of joke?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32This wouldn't even scare Sven!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Aghh!- All right, you take my point.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38No, you have to switch them on first.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40You hold them out in front of you like this.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Then push the button.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45ALL SCREAM
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Stop! Turn them off!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54They're very impressive, Eric,
0:11:54 > 0:11:56but they're terrifying!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59But if everyone can learn to use them without screaming,
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- we can rule the world with such terrifying weaponry.- Vikings,
0:12:03 > 0:12:05can you try it again without screaming?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Of course, yes. Consider it done. - Yes, yes.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12OK, then. Hold them out and press the button.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14ALL SCREAM
0:12:17 > 0:12:23Turn them off. I'm sorry, Eric. They're making everyone too panicky.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27A panicky Viking is like a dog with its bum on fire. Awful!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30We can always use them to scare Sven.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- Aghh! Aghh! Aghh! - Now that is fun!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Wow, Pete, that was delish. - Superb. Thanks, Pete.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41No problemo. All got room for pudding?
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- It's an old traditional family recipe.- Always room for pudding.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'll go and get it.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53So, Clive, how do you know Pete?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55We were flat mates. I rented a room off him.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Right. What do you do?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'm a clown.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh.
0:13:02 > 0:13:08- There we are.- Ooh! - Individually baked custard pies!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Those look fantastic.- They must have taken an age to make.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Oh, forgot the sauce.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17SCARY FAIRGROUND MUSIC
0:13:17 > 0:13:21ECHOES OF CROWD CHEERING
0:13:25 > 0:13:27ELEPHANT ROARS
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Here's the special s...
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Clive! How could you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I'm sorry.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'm so, so sorry.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40CLOWN'S NOSE PARPS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Is that...- No, it's not helping!
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- You!- Little man!- Where are we? - We're completely lost.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01We've been wandering about for hours!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- This is the Memorial Park.- The park?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06How can that be? We only went to the kitchen to make tea!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I do get giddy after scoffing aniseed balls.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- You shouldn't have eaten 400. - Do you want me to starve?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- I'm wasting away.- True. There's barely anything of her.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- What are you doing here? - I run the pitch and putt.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Hit and cup?- The bits and bobs? - Pistachio nuts?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Twitching gut? - What are you talking about?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Pitch and putt. Like a short version of golf.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Crazy golf?- Not really crazy golf.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34My Uncle Higgs was a champion at crazy golf.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37No, dear, he was just crazy.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40No, pitch and putt. Pitch it on the green and try and putt it in.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Sounds quite diverting. We do like a bit of golf.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Yes, I have the glad eye for that Colin Montgomerie.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52Beneath those Aran sweaters lies the rippling torso of a predatory man!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Steady on! Everyone will want your phone number.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57We'll have a go on your pitch and putt, please.
0:14:57 > 0:15:03- OK. Nine or 18?- I'm actually neither. I'm a little over 18.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Sweet of you.- No, how many holes do you want to play, nine or 18?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Oh! Let's split the difference. Five and a half.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- It'll cost the same as nine. - Cost?!- Oh, price!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- Money!- The shadow of remuneration towers over us once again.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24- Nothing's free these days. - Apart from the hot towels in the Chinese restaurant.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27They're delicious. But you have to pay for dinner first.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29This pitchy-putt-putt won't come cheap.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- It's be once to pitch, then pay again to putt.- Yes.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Then you'll have to pay for the clubs.- And more for the holes.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Not much change from £1,000, when all's said and done.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- A thousand pounds?!- It's what these things cost, apparently!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- No, ladies. Each game costs £3.50. - A thousand pounds!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- A thousand pounds is too much! - It's absurd!
0:15:50 > 0:15:54I won't pay £1,000 just to pitch your putts!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Come, Jasmine. Let us ride two wild stags to Scotland.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02And thence to Gleneagles, to pitch our own putt with sugary Lord Alan.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I hope you get a hole in one.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07And then realise you've got a hole in the other!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Good day! I like your beach.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12You look great in a swimsuit!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I'll have that.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27Sticky Martin - he's got the stickiest hands in the world!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:16:58 > 0:17:00OMG!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Yes?- So you know what's like hot?
0:17:02 > 0:17:03What? What's hot?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Justin Bieber is like so hot right now!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Justin Bieber is so hot now. - Justin Bieber is like amazable.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13OMG, yeah. He's like totally, totes amazable.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- I call him the Bieber. - I call him the Biebs.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I call him the B. - I call him the buh...
0:17:19 > 0:17:21He's like so totally like gorgeous.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, MFG, I would totally like to kiss him and things.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I'd like to be in a car crash and be in a coma for a month
0:17:27 > 0:17:31and then my cousin comes round and phones the Biebs and he comes to me
0:17:31 > 0:17:34and sings Eenie Meenie just for me and that's what would happen.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37That is totally normal because everyone loves Justin Bieber.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39My mum loves Justin Bieber.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Like everyone loves Justin Bieber.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44He's totally everywhere and everyone's sick of him!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Like too much of Bieber.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51When I first liked Justin Bieber, no-one else knew about him.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Now everyone likes him. I'm so over Justin Bieber.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- And his hat.- His hat?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58He wears like a hair hat.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00It's totally stupid.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02If he ever sings Eenie Meenie ever again
0:18:02 > 0:18:08and if I ever see his round face I'm gonna be totally sick out of my eyes. It's not funny.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I'm so over Justin Bieber now.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11He's so not hot.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Not.- Hot.- Eugh!- Beughh!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18This is the Outer Hebridean island of North Barrasay.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21During an unusually vicious storm,
0:18:21 > 0:18:23the classroom is badly hit.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25But the school day must go on.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30So, Ross, that's quite a storm outside.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I've seen worse, to be honest.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Really?- Yes, our house didn't used to be a bungalow.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41We lost the first floor in the great gusts of 2007.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Wow!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49So, Valerie, were you affected by the storm?
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Yes, unfortunately, I'd just popped out for my midnight digestives
0:18:55 > 0:18:56when the storm hit.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01So I had to ride it out in the sheep barn until it finished itself off.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Gosh, so you didn't get much sleep?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06No, and neither did the sheep.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Very nervous animals in bad weather.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Very nervous animals indeed.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Are you OK, Miss?
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Yes, yes, I'm fine. Now, Ross, get out your maths books, please.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26We're supposed to be doing Spanish, Miss.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30I'm aware of that, Ross, but the Spanish books are under that tree.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- So unless you've got a chainsaw, we're doing Maths.- OK.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43- Could you pass me the chalk? - We can't interrupt. We're just observers.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Don't be ridiculous. Stewart on camera, could you pass the chalk?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49No, Stewart, don't let go!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Aghh!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Despite the difficult teaching conditions,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Valerie rises to the challenge with characteristic ingenuity.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Are you all right there, Valerie?
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Yep.
0:20:15 > 0:20:22Valerie, wouldn't it be a good idea to suspend school till it's more horizontal?
0:20:22 > 0:20:27No. I think challenging situations create a great learning experience.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35CRASH!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Are you OK, Miss?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yes, Ross, I'm fine.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Now, use the rope system and go and fill in the answer, please.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Right.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Now fill it in.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19I don't want to let go, Miss!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22And I'm quite sure you don't want to get a D, either, Ross.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Miss, I can't hold on!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Aghhh!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Wrong!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Hello!- What are you doing? I'm having my lunch!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Don't worry, carry on.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I'm here to break the world record for plate spinning!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Fine.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Antonia, can you give me the world record for plate spinning?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Actually, I know it anyway. Take the day off.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03The world record for the number of plates spinning at one time is 108.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Easy! Right!
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Wh...
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Plate one! PLATE SMASHES
0:22:10 > 0:22:12You've never spun a plate before, have you?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Not until I spun that one just now, no!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- It's easier when you've got loads. - I don't think so.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20No, no, don't take those...
0:22:20 > 0:22:24They're commemorative plates we give to someone who's broken a record.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28It's fine. I'll get them back to you in tip-top condition.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29You won't know they've been moved.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Number two!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Three!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Four!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Five! Woo-hoo! Six!
0:22:43 > 0:22:44105!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47106!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49107!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53108! That's the record! 109!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I've broken the world record!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58No, you've broken 109 of my plates.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Oh, so close!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Well, that was brilliant!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I've never been to a catching competition before.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I've got 15 cricket balls, five fish and three escaped criminals!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17All I caught was a cold.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Well, that's quite difficult
0:23:20 > 0:23:23because germs are very, very small.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25That's called nano-catching.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- It's very tricky. - Well, I feel rubbish.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29A-choo!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I can't even catch my own sneezes!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36- I've got something that could help you.- Really?- Follow me.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39A-ha-ha!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Hang on!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Is this one of your mad experiments?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48No!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50How could you think that?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Well, the hair and the coat and all the...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oh, never mind!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Behold,
0:23:58 > 0:24:05anti-viral serum NCC-1701.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07It is one of your mad experiments!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Maybe a bit.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Your experiments always go wrong!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14My experiments are excellent.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Oh, yeah? What about your moustache-growing medicine
0:24:18 > 0:24:21so I could pretend to be a grown-up and see that film?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23It worked, didn't it?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25It grew a metre every ten minutes!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28You looked great.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I was a massive ball of moustache hair!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35It took five hairdressers one day to cut me free.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Well, I said I was sorry.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Besides, I've learnt a lot since then.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47- This cold remedy is perfectly safe. - Really?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- It tastes a lot worse than it looks. - Do you promise?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I promise.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Promise!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Promise, promise!
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Promise! Ha-ha-ha!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00That's a convincing number of promises. I'll try it.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Hang on... I do feel something.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oops!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19My hands!
0:25:21 > 0:25:27That wasn't meant to happen. Still, you can catch things properly now!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Or not.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Sorry!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39What?!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Oh, no!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Oh, no!- All right, love?
0:25:43 > 0:25:44My car!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48My car was here and it's been stolen. My dog was inside it!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Keep calm. Don't worry.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Oh, no! My dog!
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Officer!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- What's the problem?- My car was there and it's been stolen.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01And my dog was inside it!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Not a very good guard dog, then! - Help me find him!
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- Give me a description.- He's big, white with black spots.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10He's a Dalmatian cross.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Oh! Oh, that's him!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17I'm really sorry for wasting police time.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26You are a bad dog! A very bad dog! Going off like that!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28I thought it would be nice to pick you up.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Sorry?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Woof!
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Definitely woof!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- What are you doing?- My hat's gone!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52My hat's gone!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58What are you doing with...
0:27:06 > 0:27:10He says everything backwards in order to grow younger.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13And it's working, too. I've lost six minutes since I started.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18- Oh, minutes since I lost six have... - It's rather confusing!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Those words were not in the right order!
0:27:20 > 0:27:25- That was great fun! - Yeah? Into that... Sorry!
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Stop!
0:27:28 > 0:27:33- What are you doing?- Sorry! - Good. That's normal.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37That is so amazable. That is so like...
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I just dribbled!
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Quite a lot, as well!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Yes, I have quite...
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Rubbish! I'm not even acting!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# La-la-la-la-la. #
0:27:59 > 0:28:02I'll get you, Philippe!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Witch! She's a witch!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Maybe my bees can help.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- One thousand pounds! - A thousand pounds!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11In your imagination!