0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:07Today we invite 12 death-defying, brave attackers
0:00:07 > 0:00:09to take on those dastardly defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they strive to capture the treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:18Will the defenders succeed and preserve the kingdom of Splatalot?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Or will the attackers emerge victorious?
0:00:20 > 0:00:25Expect tumbling, tilting, teetering and plenty of splatting!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Pffft!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32We're Dick and Dom, if you've NEVER seen this before,
0:00:32 > 0:00:33welcome to Splatalot.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Hang on! What if they have seen it? Are they not welcome?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Well, everyone's welcome. OK? - OK.- Good.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44And welcome to 12 brave young attackers who are going to take on
0:00:44 > 0:00:48three of the most exciting and challenging courses devised.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51On that final course, the bravest of these warriors
0:00:51 > 0:00:55will claim the crown and become the ruler of Splatalot.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Here's the first challenge.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01It's the moat guarding the entrance. This challenge is about speed.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Only the six fastest will make it to the Stockade,
0:01:04 > 0:01:08where two more will be ejected. Then on to the toughest course
0:01:08 > 0:01:11where you're WELCOME to fight for that crown.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And WELCOME to be splatted.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Can't get more WELCOMING than that. Here's round one in more detail.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21We roll out the Baffling Barrels to get things started.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26- Then to the Terrifying Mace.- Which isn't as bad as it looks...worse!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Then the Impossible Incline.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31It doesn't get easier, the Beastly Battle-axes are next,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34often producing the most spectacular splats.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38The Rope Bridge of Disaster is then standing by
0:01:38 > 0:01:40and then finally the Perilous Pole Vault.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Could it get any tougher?!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43It looks like it can!
0:01:43 > 0:01:48Here are this week's defenders - it's their job to protect that crown.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Here's shy, retiring Gildar,
0:01:51 > 0:01:52quietly spoken Kookaburra
0:01:52 > 0:01:56and that cheeky bundle of mischief, Ballista.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Trust us, you'll get wet!- Wet!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Time to see if defence is indeed better than attack
0:02:03 > 0:02:07on the show named "top splat destination" by Splat Quarterly.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10What, we even beat Splatiland Paris?!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yes! Well, here's our first attacker Matt,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15who says he quite likes our little castle.
0:02:15 > 0:02:21SHOUTS: I am here to destroy Splatalot!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Charming. I thought you said he liked us?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Well, off he goes!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31The only thing that's getting destroyed here is you!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I know you can't see me, but when you get around the corner
0:02:35 > 0:02:38you're going to see the best-looking defender!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Matt's battle-cry has got the defenders riled!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46He's doing well on the Mace, but the Impossible Incline, well...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48It's impossible!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49And look at that!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51He gives us our first splat of the day,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55which puts me in a good mood - splatty datty ding dongs!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- On to the Battle-axes. - How are you doing, Matt?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00You don't mind if I call you Fiona?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Confusing tactics there from Kookaburra!
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Matt unsure of his footing and unsure about being called Fiona.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10He's made it to the Perilous Pole Vault and...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Splat! Into the chicken chow mein! - Gee, Fiona!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Matt makes it in an amazing 2.4... Oh!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Slippery slaphead! - That's embarrassing.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Not even the course and he's falling over! Bananarama!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26That was awkward, but he's almost certainly through. Now, Gita!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Hmm, well, Gita seems to be employing a similar tactic to Kookaburra -
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- namely confusion! - "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing?"
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I don't understand, but it doesn't matter.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'm just going to knock you into the moat!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ooh, totally monkey splats!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46An interesting tactic, but if you confuse the defenders
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- they just get more angry. - Into the chop suey!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Gita now onto the Battle-axes. That's it, nice and steady, Gita!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58There she goes. She seems to be trying a new tactic.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Stepping across the base of the axes - good idea!
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- No!- Oh, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09That was an entertaining round from Gita and a dance at the end.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13OK, here's Laura, also struggling with the Battle-axes.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Sock monkeys!
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Didn't understand and I don't understand this. Up...down.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20We'll come back to this later.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Here is attacker number four, Addison!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27I'm cooler than everyone else on this show! YEAH!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31If you say you're cool, doesn't that mean you're not cool?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I don't know, but I think THAT was pretty cool!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36What, it was cool cos it wasn't cool?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39All right, how are you doing, Addison?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- You doing all right, mate? - Oh, Kookaburra trying to be pally.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- That's cool, isn't it? - Mango thwacko and so was that!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48That was cool cos is wasn't cool.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Cool is the opposite of what you mean?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Yeah, which is why you're the coolest guy I know.- Thank you!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Hey!- Hay is what horses eat, buddy!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Now, Kookaburra's one cool customer.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03He's keeping Addison at bay with that chilled water cannon
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well put, have a cool point.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07So, Addison makes it home in 4.34.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10He must lose a cool point for that movement!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Meanwhile, remember Laura?
0:05:13 > 0:05:18She's having one of those, "Up aaaand down rounds"!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Meet attacker number five, Jordan. - Oranges!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Let's celebrate the beauty and majesty of Splatalot
0:05:24 > 0:05:27by setting Jordan's round to music.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29MUSIC: "Minuet" by Luigi Boccherini
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- McSplatter!- Beautiful!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, look at that!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- A boo-boo!- Oh, armpit!
0:05:35 > 0:05:40- So majestic and... Oh, er, she's ruined it!- Oh!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Load it up again!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Jordan finishes with a masterclass from Kookaburra!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50With a time of 11.02 she needed a masterclass in moat challenges!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Thank you, off you go!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Here's Laura, again.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56She finished in around 11 minutes.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Anything is possible, but that time is in the danger zone!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Here's attacker number six, Ashley! - Yee-haw!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Yee-haw, indeed(!)
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Hello, I'm the mighty Gildar and I'll be defending the castle.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Charming as ever! But what's this?! - It's not working?!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Er, what happens now? - THE WEAPON ISN'T WORKING!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's not my fault, the weapon isn't working!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21If I were Ashley I'd get round this course as quick as possible!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Yeah! - So, er, will this round be allowed?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Apparently so and it's a good time of 3.33!- Controversial!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32Matt is our leader, but the time to beat is 11.02 from Jordan,
0:06:32 > 0:06:36although Gita and Laura must be worried about their times.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38That doesn't seem fair, wasn't his fault!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41As they say, "A bad defender always blames his cannon."
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I say I wouldn't want to be an attacker in the second half
0:06:45 > 0:06:48cos those defenders are going to be pretty angry out there!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51So, what do we make of the attackers so far?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Matt is someone to look out for.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56He said he was here to destroy Splatalot,
0:06:56 > 0:07:00but slipped during his victory dance! Ha, castle one, Matt nil!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Ashley sprinted over the moat, but Gildar's weapon had jammed,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06so maybe she hasn't been tested yet?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Addison was too cool for school,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11but Gita's, "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing" was cooler.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15We've got characters, but have they got what it takes to rule?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Have we seen our king or queen?
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Or is our new ruler one of the six about to face the moat challenge?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Everything hangs in the balance at this stage.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27No-one's definitely through, no-one's been eliminated,
0:07:27 > 0:07:28it's all to play for!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32At least the remaining attackers know what they have to beat to survive.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Matt is our current leader, but the real time to beat is 11.02 - Jordan.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Gita and Laura must be worried about their times too.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Kookaburra is on the water cannon and Gildar's Splatzooka is working!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47The defenders are pretty charged up for this!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51It's a beautiful day for splatting, let's get back to the course.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Our next brave Attacker is Tyler.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Let's go!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Time for some slime, Attacker!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Tyler's a pretty big guy for his age.- Come on, big boy!
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Oh, Splatpants! Yes, he may be, but the barrels are no respecter of size.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I don't think it's an advantage on this course.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Tyler, I am the mighty Gildar, how do you do?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Whoa, whoa, no taunting!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Ha! I didn't miss that time!- Oh! Gildar's really got it in for Tyler!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh wibblepuff, and so's the Mace!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Don't worry - three, four million people saw that, max.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31And now they're going to see it again -
0:08:31 > 0:08:34look at that, that is quite a slappy splatty!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38There he is! Oh-y!
0:08:38 > 0:08:42You look like you could beat Gildar in an arm wrestle. What are you, 25?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44There's an age limit!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Kookaburra adding insult to the injuries!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49They're ganging up on Tyler.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52He's got to the Battle-axes, he's got them to contend with!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56But he steps calmly and easily over the Battle-axes and...
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Biff, baff, boofy-woofy splat! - He'd done all the hard work
0:08:59 > 0:09:02and another mighty splat into the egg foo yung!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I think it's cos the course is made for 15-year-olds and you're 25!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08That's why you're finding it hard.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Kookaburra won't shut up - what's worse, the cannon, or his mouth?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15The tactic doesn't work and Tyler makes it over.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- OK, well done! - A worthy challenger!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Tyler makes it in a reasonable time of 5.56.- Well done, sir!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- That could be good enough. - Here's our next attacker, Michelle.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Forever and always.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30"Forever and always", that's how I think of me and you, mate!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Me too, I wake up screaming! - Bit harsh!
0:09:33 > 0:09:38I have a weapon I'd like to shoot. I can't do that until you climb up.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Factually accurate from Gildar!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43What's Michelle got on her feet?! Slip-Slippers?!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- You've done that gag before. - I'm recycling.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51That look from Kookaburra says it all. Michelle's not laughing either!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Out she goes, as 12.12 is too slow.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- At least Jackie has made it up the slope!- It is game time!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Jackie, hello, my name is Gildar. - Wibbly, wobbly, splat!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Say what you want, Gildar's unusually polite for a bad guy.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Splatty! I bet Jackie thinks he's the perfect gentleman(!)
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Jack-Jack-Jackie!- That's all she needs. Kookaburra chipping in!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Mid-way you're going to fall on your butt.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- A mid-way butt!- Into the wetness. He was spot on!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Put your feathers together! Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24This is Kooknav.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26The course as Kookaburra sees it
0:10:26 > 0:10:31and he's been steering the attackers towards trouble all day.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Jackie has driven into the top six, with a time of 4.19.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Back to the course! Here's attacker number 10. This is Charlie.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- It's good to be king! - Ooh, he's pumped!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- That all you got?- Steady on!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49That's going to be backfire, if he's not careful! Oh, thwacka!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Everybody wants to be a bigshot! - That's good coming from Gildar!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Charlie does well on the Mace, but like so many,
0:10:56 > 0:10:57he overshoots the Impossible Incline
0:10:57 > 0:11:02and kersplatty something or other, into the sweet and sour sauce!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Leave this to me. Kook's my name and splats my game, brother man!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah, sprint it, buddy!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Wet, wet, WET! Liquid lover!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- That was going to happen! - Text book attack.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Which brings us to a new section I like to call...Kook And His Cannon.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22It's all right, mate, love is in the air! Woo!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Ah-ah-ah-er-whoa-ah! - Dripping wet! Wetty splatty!
0:11:26 > 0:11:31- Could it get any wetter? - Yes, it could. Allow me to introduce
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Kook And His Cannon: the Weather Edition.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38Yes, somewhere in that torrential rain is our next attacker, Wesley!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Them scratchy potatoes! - All this moisture!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Who knows WHAT Wesley said, we've got water clogging our ears.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50You don't have to check out Niagara Falls! You've been here!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Do you think that water will affect his grip?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- There's your answer!- Oh, I've just thought of another one!- Please, no!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Allow me to introduce Kook And His Cannon: The Musical Edition,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- with Alex.- All the way!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06I hope you know what you're doing! This one better be worth it!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08# Oh it's raining
0:12:08 > 0:12:10# It's raining
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- # It's raining in... # - What a voice!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Don't think it'll be number one, but it had a message.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21Has this turned into Splatalot's Got Talent, or something? Sploshingtons!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25My name's the Kookaburra! I'll be here all night. Thank you!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29And let's thank his co-stars - Charlie, who's into the next round.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34Wesley, who's through and Alex, who sadly isn't. Ah, splat business!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- OK, any more special sections? - Hmm-no.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Good, can we reveal the top six? - Hmm-yeah!
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Matt, Ashley, Charlie, Wesley, Jackie and Addison.- The prodigy.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49- I've just thought of another one! It's Kook And His...- Foam pie?- Eh?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I like it. Here's what's coming up in round two.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's the Foam-Filled Stockade, with a new batch of Defenders.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59And a gang load of thwacks, splashes and, of course, splats.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- BOTH: Wow! - What an amazing first round.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Matt is in the lead, Ashley and Charlie are behind.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08What about Kookaburra and his cannon? Gildar and his splatzooka?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- If that wasn't enough... - That's enough, dear.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14A reminder of the six Attackers who made it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19We have Matt, Ashley, Charlie, Wesley, Jacqueline and Addison -
0:13:19 > 0:13:21ooh, nice splat there!
0:13:21 > 0:13:25So, let's remind ourselves how they got here. DOM GRUNTS
0:13:25 > 0:13:29The six fastest qualified from round one, yes. DOM GRUNTS
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Ah, but now everyone starts from scratch. DOM GRUNTS
0:13:33 > 0:13:36And only four will make it through to the final,
0:13:36 > 0:13:40where someone will claim the crown...and a woollen sock.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Argh!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43A sock?! A stock!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Cos it's time for The Stockade! You all right?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50The Attackers start off strapped to the Wheel Of Certain Doom.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Once disorientated they head to build their ladders to escape,
0:13:54 > 0:13:58but those rungs don't fit any old slot, so it's not that easy.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Then they have to make it to the top,
0:14:00 > 0:14:02where they will find four flags.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Only four Attackers will survive the Stockade.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Ye-hes! At the end of this round, two attackers will be thrown out.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- As they say, "Rules is rules". - Shouldn't that be, "Rules are rules"?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- You see, it's plural. - I don't make the rules.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19These guys don't keep to them - the Defenders!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23She's only happy when she's snappy, it's Crocness!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Followed by the prickly and spikey Thorne.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Finally, armour-clad Knightriss.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Back up!- I'm trying! I'm trying!
0:14:31 > 0:14:35There they are. All strapped in and about to get very messy indeed.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38To help you follow, Matt is in the blue helmet,
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Wesley's in black, Ashley's about to get unrecognisable,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Jacqueline's hanging in, Addison's smiling
0:14:44 > 0:14:47and Charlie is frozen rigid.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49So, here comes the foam!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Knightriss makes the turntable extra slippery!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Well, she's in one of her funny moods!- When you say funny?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I mean scary.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- Hey, they're off and Charlie's the first to grab a rung!- Ha!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Have some of that!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08That's quick, he's got his first rung in place.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Time for you to shower off a bit!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Thorne proving accurate with the cannon.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- A back-splat for Jacqueline! - Slow them down!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21The natural progression for a defender like Thorne is into foam,
0:15:21 > 0:15:26but Knightriss looks like she'll be keeping the job for a while.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's too messy to know who's in the lead.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Who'd be a commentator, eh? - We are.- Oh, yeah.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Crocness has something for you! - A classic error from Wesley.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Don't look up when a defender's above you! Whacka, right in the...
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Ooh, splat into that!- Oh! - Hey, you on the turntable!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- I've got a present! - Addison took your advice.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51He didn't look up and just as well. A direct splat from Thorne.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Well, it's still chaos out there.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- But what's this?! - These guys are making me angry!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Thorne doesn't want to be the butt of his joke,
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- but Ashley suffers and Matt escapes! - Missed me! Now you got to...
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Splat you, is the next part of that. - Not as easy as it seems, is it?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15It never seemed that easy to begin with, love.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20- Hello, there!- Jacqueline now on the ladder, but so is Crocness.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Wesley is also being splatted in the face,
0:16:22 > 0:16:25but he is the first to finish his ladder!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Look at that - Slimy! Yes, he's way out in front,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31but that means more attention from the defenders.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34The competition is heating up and Wesley is the first to grab a flag!
0:16:34 > 0:16:39The rest just seem happy to take a few more knocks, tumbles and splats.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Wesley now climbing the ladder,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45despite Crocness and Thorne he is the first to finish!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49That doesn't stop Thorne giving him a thorough sliming.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Monosodium glutamate.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54So, three flags and five Attackers remain,
0:16:54 > 0:16:57it just got that little bit tougher!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Addison is the next to take a flag
0:17:02 > 0:17:04and off he goes towards his ladder and Thorne.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Seems I've got to motivate you more! Come on!
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- You'd think you'd given up already! - Now what was Thorne thinking?
0:17:11 > 0:17:16He taunts Ashley and misses Addison! Two attackers are now through.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Looks like Matt is making his move now and yes, he's got the third flag!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Ashley, having escaped Thorne,
0:17:22 > 0:17:25is now being pummelled by the annihilating arm!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Ow!- Ooh! Kersplunge, great splat!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Matt climbs the ladder, but Knightriss is there!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Looks like your face needs a clean!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Thorne's put-down's not as deadly as his cannon skills!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Try telling that to his face! - Yeah, baby! Woo!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42And Matt's at the top, so just one flag remains.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Charlie is out there, so is Ashley.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- And Jacqueline makes three! - Easy pickings for the defenders.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Charlie has the flag in sight...he's got it!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Oh! And Ashley's given up, look at that!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Jackie's still building her ladder,
0:17:58 > 0:18:01no point cos Charlie has claimed the final spot!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- I am the king!- He's happy about it!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07So are the others, look at that! They seem to be doing a dance.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Perhaps inspired by some tea-towels drying in the wind?- What?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12We say goodbye to the girls,
0:18:12 > 0:18:15which means we are left with Wesley, Addison, Matt and Charlie.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19So, 12 became six, six became four, four will soon become one
0:18:19 > 0:18:21and then one, and then one...
0:18:21 > 0:18:25And then one shuts up before one makes a fool of oneself, yes?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Ha! You sound like the Queen. - No queen this week.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Coming up in our all-male final, find out who's got to Gildar.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35SHOUTS: What are we doing? Just giving away crowns?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Hey, ever since Gildar broke his splatzooka
0:18:39 > 0:18:42there's been nervous tension in the air.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Could have been those Scotch eggs I had for lunch!- Yeah.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Do you think a Scotch egg would be a useful weapon
0:18:48 > 0:18:50against the Attackers?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Nah, it's too light. I bet they don't even fly straight.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55BOINGING Oh, yeah.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56What a tournament so far!
0:18:56 > 0:18:5812 Attackers started the first round.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Then the fastest six moved on to the stockade.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04And now we are left with four amazing finalists!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07And potentially one of the most exciting tournaments
0:19:07 > 0:19:10we've ever had here on Splatalot. I mean, I have to say.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14I was right, they don't fly straight! Here's a reminder of our Attackers.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Addison, Matt, Charlie and Wesley.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21As ever, it's a combination of skills that will lead to victory.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Courage, speed, strength and mental toughness.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27They need to stare terror in the face and... HE GASPS
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Oh! Sorry, I think I just stared terror in the face.- What?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37It's just our reflection in the camera.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Looks like it's...bleurgh!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Talking of terror, here are the Defenders.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46All six will be joining forces to take down the remaining Attackers.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Let's look at the course. They start with a pole drop into foam.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Then it's on to the teeters and over the barriers to the Bouncy Buoys.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Then it's the water wall that separates them and the crown.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00So, here's how they line up.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Matt is on the far left, Addison and Wesley in the middle
0:20:04 > 0:20:06and Charlie far right.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Here come the Defenders.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09DEFENDERS: DEFENCE!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11DEFENDERS: DEFENCE...
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Yeah, a bit obvious considering they're Defenders! - WAILING KLAXON
0:20:15 > 0:20:18There's the Klaxon and we're off!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22And the defenders wasted no time with the slime. Splat, splat, splat!
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Time for a shower!- Do you think Kookaburra ever shuts up?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30They're on to the teeter-totters and the tottering has already started!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34The Defenders need to look out for Addison and Wesley - Wesley, in fact!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36He's almost over the barrier!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- I do love the fog of war! - Here comes the fog,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42but there goes Wesley with a giant leap onto the buoy!
0:20:42 > 0:20:47Wow! He was like a leopard, a jaguar and a cougar rolled into one.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Don't forget your favourite. - Oh, an orang-utan, yes.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Matt and Charlie still struggling on the teeters.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56And there goes Addison, not too buoyant.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- It's time for slime!- Look at that! Accurate splatting from Crocness.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03And it time for the waterwall to start waterwalling!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Thorne clouding the issue there and Matt teetering on the edge!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Oh, split, splat, splot! It's not a bucking bronco contest, Matt!
0:21:14 > 0:21:18They're getting away! The crown, the crown!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19They're getting the crown!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I don't see you doing anything! - I'm working on it!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Gildar and Thorne bickering
0:21:24 > 0:21:27and again it allows the Attackers to make ground!
0:21:27 > 0:21:32I have to do everything myself around here! That toad's done!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ballista putting the boys in their place.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Charlie and Matt still not over the teeters,
0:21:37 > 0:21:39but Wesley is now climbing the wall.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Charlie finding the barrier of all barriers a barrier too far!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Thorne is focussing his fog on Matt,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47but it looks like Wesley is going to make it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50The Defenders can't do anything about it now!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Look, look, look, look, look!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54He's there!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- He has the crown and is our new champion!- Ah!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01What are we doing? Just giving away crowns?!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I might as well go up there,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07get the crown and hand it to them myself!
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Someone's over-tired!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I think Gildar needs to spend time on the naughty step!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- He calls that a happy dance.- Woo!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- This is a happy dance!- Is it?- This!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Hm. Oh, dear, Kookaburra's trying to go to his happy place.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22That outburst has sent the Defenders into a tailspin.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25It's too sad to watch. The fact remains that Wesley's champion
0:22:25 > 0:22:27and the new king of Splatalot!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Ha! Now that, THAT was something else, huh?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34The Attackers have been playing mind games with the Defenders
0:22:34 > 0:22:35all day, huh?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- And it looks like the defenders totally lost it!- Ha!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Suppose that's one way of putting it!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Come on! Admit it, the Defenders were gibbering wrecks
0:22:43 > 0:22:46and the Attackers, they can be proud.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Their great, great, great grandparents will be proud.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52And Wesley, for winning, he deserves more than just a crown,
0:22:52 > 0:22:56he deserves a boiled egg with meat around it, a soap on a rope
0:22:56 > 0:22:57and a big fat pickled wally!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Ha-ha-ha-ha! Here's Splat Of The Day.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Well, as you'd expect, there were plenty of contenders today.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09We've had tumbles, drops, squishes,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11juicings, leaps, lunges AND victories!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Yes, and during his victory dance,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Matt got a little carried away with his choreography.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Ouch!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22It sums it all up, really. The Splat Of The Day was an unassisted fall,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25nothing to do with the Defenders, eh, Kookaburra?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Back to the more impressive tale of Wesley's path to glory.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- Which started with that battle cry! - Them scratchy potatoes!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Nah, something about potatoes. I don't know.- It's them scratchy ones!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39He got through round one, was the first out of the Stockade
0:23:39 > 0:23:42and led from start to finish in round three.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43The champion!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Well, we'll have plenty more SPLATS for you soon, guaranteed.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Hm, but for now, we'll leave you with Wesley and the flag ceremony.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51See you next time!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- CHEERING - I'm the King of the Castle!
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