0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Welcome to...- Splatalot!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Today we invite 12 brave-hearted young warriors
0:00:06 > 0:00:09to go head-to-head with the defiant Defenders,
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they strive to capture the highly coveted Crown of Splatalot.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- SHE LAUGHS Will the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers?- Yes!
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- Preserve their majestic kingdom and reign victorious?- Whoo!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter
0:00:25 > 0:00:27and who will go splat?!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32We're Dick and Dom. Welcome to Splatalot.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35And what is Splatalot? Let's pretend we've never met.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Explain Splatalot to me in 30 seconds.- OK.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Good day to you, sir.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45You see to be the kind of chap who's itching to know more about Splatalot.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yes, tell me more.
0:00:47 > 0:00:4912 young attackers do battle over three rounds
0:00:49 > 0:00:51for the right to claim the Splatalot crown.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Will it be messy?- Yes. - Will it be splatty?- Yes.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Will you be able to explain the rounds in more detail?- Yes.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Round one will challenge the attackers
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- to cross the Splatalot moat as quickly as possible.- Yes.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- The fastest six will then attempt to escape the stockade.- Yes.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11And the four who do so will compete in the final
0:01:11 > 0:01:12for that all-important crown.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- And that, sir, is Splatalot in 30 seconds.- Good day.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Good day.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21OK, here's round one in slightly less theatrical detail.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24The Baffling Barrels are guaranteed to start the day with a splat.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28It's then up the Slippery Slope, across the Rolling Mace
0:01:28 > 0:01:31and down the appropriately named Impossible Incline.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35After that, it's a matter of making it over the Beastly Battleaxes...
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Choppers! The Rope Bridge of Disaster is next, which is never easy.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And that leads to the Perilous Pole Vault,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- as if pole vaulting weren't perilous enough.- Ooh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49So, baffling, terrifying, impossible, beastly, disastrous
0:01:49 > 0:01:51and perilous.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I could be describing this lot - the Defenders, the scariest obstacles of all.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- In round one...- Skabb rules!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Skabb is our resident Barbarian.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Thorne! - He's quite a prickly character.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05One flap and you're on your back.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06And Kookaburra makes three.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Defend
0:02:08 > 0:02:09# Defend
0:02:09 > 0:02:11# Defender!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Hey, it's like they're in a Barbarian-shop quartet.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You know, like a barbershop quartet. Skabb's a Barbarian.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Here's round one. The Defenders are in position.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- That's it - protect the crown, Thorne!- First off is Madisyn.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Fist pumping like champs, baby!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Well, Madisyn's battle cry is full of energy.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Tracy Beaker!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37It's the first splat of the day.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Yes, that left foot just giving way and down goes Madisyn.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43She's tackling the slippery slope.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh, slipping and screaming!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Are you OK? - SHRIEKING
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Another slip-scream combo.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- What's going on? - The Defenders still waiting for her.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Are you all right? - Are you on there, darling?- Fire!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58They've got nothing to defend.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Sorry, mate, it's my job.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Madisyn needs to focus on the Mace. Oh, maybe too focused.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Yes!- That's the Mace's first splat. It won't be the last.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Ooh!
0:03:09 > 0:03:14- How will Madisyn do on the Incline? - Good save but now she's stuck.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16What next? Zammo!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Accurate splatting from the Defenders led to that fall.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27It doesn't get any easier. The Battleaxes are next. She's onto the first.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29She's onto the second...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Bodger and Badger! So close!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35And our slow-mo camera picks up what's going through Madisyn's mind.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39"Uh-oh," she thinks, "here comes a splat and a big one at that."
0:03:39 > 0:03:42The bridge is protected by Thorne and his water cannon.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Give me more, give me more!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh, this one likes it!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Excellent! Come on, Maddie!
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Whoa!- She's giving as good as she gets. Am I high? Am I low.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Yes!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Well, she wasn't fast but she was a true competitor.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Well done, Maddie. Next up is Sydney.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Let's do this thing, medieval style!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- OK, Sydney, here we go. - That's a medieval start.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12It's the fastest splat we've ever had. Well done, Sydney!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15She makes her way up the slope.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Try and aim for Sydney. - Skabb telling Kook off there.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Sydney's on the Mace... Oh, nearly.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24A mace is as good as a mile.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Here she is on the pole vault.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31If you make it into the castle, you get a haircut like Thorne.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Is that supposed to be an incentive? Oh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Everyone should have a haircut like this.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Splatalot is a hair-raising experience
0:04:38 > 0:04:40and Sydney should make the cut.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I have two chinchillas!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Skabb, one, attacker, none.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Rrraarr! - Oh, Skabb, mean as ever.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Ooh!- Hang on - I've got an idea.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Once upon a time, there was a lonely prince
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- who had been turned into a barrel. - It's usually a frog.- Shut up!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00One day, Princess Chanelle gave the barrel a kiss.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03And they lived happily ever after.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05That's beautiful!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Rraaarrr!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10OK, back to the action, Chanelle is on the slope.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- She's under attack but sticks her tongue out in defiance.- Whoa!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18She's onto the Mace... Wye aye! Byker Grove!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22The Mace is being mean today. Naughty Mace! Smacky bottie.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26She finishes in 7:43. Will that be good enough? Here's Craig.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I like pretty pink ponies!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30How are you doing, Craig? You all right, mate?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Kook and Craig seem to be getting along.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36He approaches the Incline and dives into the moat.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38And the scores for that dive are now in.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45How do you like that?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Craig is sprinting over the Rope Bridge.- Just the Pole Vault to go.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51And... Oh, no, he's going down.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Basement floor - men's toiletries and deep, dirty moats.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- How do you like that? - I think he'll like that a lot.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- That's a very fast time from Craig. - Here's Rachel.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Let's ride unicorns to Alaska!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Rachel!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Where are you? Hang on there, sweetheart.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Boom!- Will Rachel make it over the Mace?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14She's flying, flying... Oh.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18The Mace keeps its record intact and Rachel joins the others in the moat.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Rachel, you've wet my feathers.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Rachel has wet Kook's feathers and ruffled them, too. Game on!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Rachel steps onto the Rope Bridge of Disaster.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Oh, look, disaster! She's completely entangled. How will she get out of that?!
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh, right - like that.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36And that's a pretty good time. Here's Graham.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Fist pump! Wooooo!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Don't look up, Graham.- That's quite a way to start your day.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45And Graham is now down.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Barrel number two is refusing to let anyone pass.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54The Defenders are trying to slow him down but he's made it to the Mace.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Woking!- I'm good!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59But Graham is our first attacker to make it over the Mace today.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Surely that's too fast down the Incline? No!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I think you two need to be a bit more serious.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I can't hear you because of the whole Mohawk thing.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Graham almost across the Battleaxes...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12But he's lost his footing and... Oh, Mr Bronson!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14But Graham's over in a very fast time
0:07:14 > 0:07:16and he's sure to be through.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And the Defenders need to take time out.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21We're halfway through round one.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Craig is leading and with six more Attackers to come,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Madisyn is in danger with 9:36.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Now, the Defenders lost focus in that first half,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33so will they get it together in the second?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Only the six fastest go through, so with six more to come,
0:07:37 > 0:07:39it's anybody's game, eh, Kook?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Oh, yes!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Mm.- Mm. There's a few talking points in that first half.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48We had Chanelle, the barrel-kissing princess.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Craig, the pink-pony loving thoroughbred, who's fastest so far.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Rachel, who overcame disaster at the Rope Bridge.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59And Graham and Sydney, who had to witness all that nonsense between Thorne and Kookaburra.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Defenders arguing is pointless! - It's the ugly side of Splatalot.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05- No-one likes to see it.- No.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Want to see more?- Yes, please.- Go!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13I'm doing a better job than you two could have done.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Oh, dear, they're still at it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17So far, Craig is fastest with 2:11
0:08:17 > 0:08:20and Madisyn has that time to beat of 9:36.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Here's Marianna.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Let's hear if for the Guidas!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- What?- And Marianna is under siege at the Slippery Slope.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30That was a quadruple splat attack from Kookaburra.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32He's really fired up this round!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Yeah, you can.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38And look at the painful debris flying around Marianna.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- And she's in the moat. Can she recover?- She can.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43This is courageous stuff.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Be brave!- How much braver can she be?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Oh, Barnsley! They're splatting her from every angle.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Now the battleaxes are joining in.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53And Marianna braves another big splash.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56She just squeezes through into sixth place. Well done!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Here's Megan.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Rock on!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Go, splat! Rrarrr!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Megan, is it cold in the water?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Kook's trying something clever.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Try and stay out of the water, yeah?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15He tells her to stay out of the water and all she can think about is going in
0:09:15 > 0:09:18and she does! The plan worked perfectly.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22The Rolling Mace continues its impressive record of splatting Attackers.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Let's go, Thorney, let's go. - This should be interesting.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Is that nice and cold for you? - The Defenders have got it together.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Nice teamwork!- Yeah!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Let's see how long it lasts. Megan is back in the moat.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37The Pole Vault has got a better strike rate than the Mace.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41But she makes it and that time knocks out Marianna.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Let's blow this popsicle stand!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Skabb gives Steven a warm welcome and off he goes.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50That's one of the best barrel runs today.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52He's so fast that Skabb's out of position.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Steve-o, how are you doing, mate? Open your mouth for me.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Oh, looks like Kook's splatzooka's jammed!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Can Steven take advantage of this? He's climbing... Oh!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- There's a monkey in the castle. - Steven was going ape on that Mace,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08like a little monkey after a banana.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Great effort, great splat.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13What are you waiting for, Thorne?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Oh, no, I thought we were past all this.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Thorne! Try to be useful!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20He's just ignoring them and makes it over the bridge.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Now, Steven, can you do this? Good start!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Bootle!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- That's what I was waiting for. - Yeah! Touche!
0:10:27 > 0:10:32They're still arguing but Steven is over in the second fastest time.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- 2:45, a great round. - Limp and floppy celebrations.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39I'm gonna own this castle!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Mm, I didn't know it was for sale.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45The only way Patrick is going to own this castle is if he becomes king.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47That's the point of the show.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And looking at his work on the Mace, that might happen.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Tidy on the incline, too.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- That was live and deadly!- Oooh!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56One for the team.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00But has it slowed Patrick down? No, not at all.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04He making his way over the axes and, yes, he's made it.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Can Thorne do anything to stop him? - So far, so good.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09He's almost over.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Think you're tough?- Someone needs to crack that Pole Vault.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And in he goes.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16That's it! I've had it up to here with that pole.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Calm down. You're worse than the Defenders.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22No need for Pat to calm down, though. He's in the lead.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- I'm a sqweemoose! - Go and meet Kook.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Let's go, Mariko, let's go.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Will Kookaburra's cheerleading help? Oh, no!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Oh, that was quite a splat. And so was that and that and that,
0:11:33 > 0:11:36that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38that, that, that, that, that.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Croissant.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44So about that. Mariko is doing well.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Straight past Thorne, as usual.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Stop distracting me.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- And the Defenders won't let it lie. - The rain of Thorne!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54A Thorney rain that sends Mariko into the dirge.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Ahhhh! I rule!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01We'll come back to Mariko. Here's the final attacker, Christopher.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05He's over the barrels and almost misses out on the Slope completely.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Chris, it's not that we don't like you but we can't let you in.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Oh, Scunthorpe, that's a direct splat from Kook
0:12:11 > 0:12:12but Chris is now onto the Mace.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- He's fast!- He's over the Mace, he's over the Incline...
0:12:18 > 0:12:21OK, the first thing to say is that Chris is fine.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23The second thing to say is...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Phwoarr!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Forget splat of the day, that is officially...
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- ..the splat of the...- ..year!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Here it is again. Chris runs over the Mace
0:12:34 > 0:12:35and down the Incline
0:12:35 > 0:12:39but he overshoots and splats into the Battleaxes
0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's just as splatterific from this angle.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43He puts himself on the line there
0:12:43 > 0:12:47but he's OK, down to the clever padding around this course.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49But as you can see, he's absolutely fine
0:12:49 > 0:12:53and with that time of two minutes, he's into the next round,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56so that splat was worth it. He's one happy boyo.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57He's not.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01So these six are through to the Stockade.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I'm exhausted and we've only had one round.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Here's a peek at what's next.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09The excitement continues in the stockade
0:13:09 > 0:13:13because that foam-filled arena is always a giant splat-fest.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18So we now have our six fastest Attackers.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Patrick's leading and claims he wants to own the castle.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25But if Christopher hadn't had his splat of the year,
0:13:25 > 0:13:26he might have been fastest.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Monkey-climbing Steven and swallow-diving Craig
0:13:29 > 0:13:31were also well under three minutes.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Here's the complete line-up for round two.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39They all now face the Stockade.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Ooh! The times posted in round one now count for nothing.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Everyone starts from scratch. - Let's take a closer look.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48The Attackers have to escape.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53They grab ladder rungs then cross The Wheel of Certain Doom to begin building their ladders.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55But not all the rungs fit.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59They then have to grab one of only four flags before escaping.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02But slowing them down will be three new Defenders.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Kicking off round two is tartan terror Ballista.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Joining her is her very own weapons master, Tinkor.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13And finally, the mean and magnificent Knightriss.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Attackers!- Let's see if you have what it takes.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17To escape the stockade!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Here's how they line up. Graham's in the orange.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Megan's in the pink, Craig's in the light green.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Steven's in dark green, Patrick's in the blue,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Christopher's in purple - that is until the foaming begins.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35There's Knightriss and here comes the foam.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37The Attackers are nice and dizzy
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- and the Defenders are about to have fun. - HOOTER
0:14:40 > 0:14:44And they're off! Well, sort of. Some are struggling to get off the wheel.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Come on! Get off!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Chris has already got a rung!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Steven and Graham get to know the Annihilating Arm a bit better.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Tinkor, lovely and fluffy today! - Thank you!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Compare that with the arguments in round one.- Thorne, take note.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Graham slots in his first rung.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Thwacker! Steve is splattered by the arm.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08There's Ballista with a goo grenade but she misses.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10The arm sends Craig back down into the foam.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13And Knightriss is right - that foam is extra fluffy today.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17That is actually Megan but she looks like Father Christmas.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- And the rest look like Santa's snowmen.- I thought he had reindeer?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Christopher's stuck under the arm.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23There he goes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Steven has a go but the arm knocks him back, too.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29The arms are certainly dishing it out today.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32How about a little shower, Attackers?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Come on! I know you're thirsty.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Ballista gets involved but the Annihilating Arms don't need her help.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Just look at the foam out there. The Attackers are getting splatted.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Tinkor gives Graham a sliming for his troubles.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Graham's ladder is almost complete. - Tink-Tinkor!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Oh, you're thirsty? How about some water?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Thank you, but seriously, no, thank you.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58You're welcome!
0:15:58 > 0:16:03And Tinkor's really got it in for Graham. A bucket of slime this time.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Tinkor's really enjoying himself out there in his own twisted way.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Knightriss joins the party with a slime stick.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Helen Skelton! That's a double splat.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Chris and Steve go flying.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Knightriss and the annihilating arm, what a combination.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Megan has avoided most of this splatting and has built her ladder.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23She's heading for the flags but there's a traffic jam.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25It's a multi-splat.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27The arm sends everyone spinning.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30And just look at this foam in slow motion.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32The stockade is on song today.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Craig keeps an eye on the arm but doesn't see Graham.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Patrick is taking his time, too.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Craig dodges the arm again. He and Graham are going for the flags.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44But they get tangled up and down they go.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- But who's got the flag? - I think it could be Graham.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Craig seemed to get there first but did Graham wrestle him off?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Well, we're putting it down to an accident
0:16:54 > 0:16:57and Graham is allowed to continue. He's on his way.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59The other five have only three flags to fight over.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- Graham's at the top and he's through. - And Craig grabs the second flag.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08He's free and on his way.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11The arm takes out Christopher. What a day he's having.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13And Megan has the third flag. Only one flag remaining.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15The Defenders need to step up.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Tinkor's sliming Patrick but is it all too late?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Confirmation that Megan and Craig have made it.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Chris is still finishing his ladder but Patrick is at the top
0:17:25 > 0:17:26and he has the last flag.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29And that's it. We have our four finalists.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32We say goodbye to Steven and farewell to Chris,
0:17:32 > 0:17:34both worthy competitors.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Perhaps more worthy than the display from the Defenders.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Maybe being nice isn't the answer.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42But don't take anything away from the Attackers.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45In the final are:
0:17:45 > 0:17:49They will all be competing to capture the highly coveted Crown of Splatalot.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Yes, four will compete but only one will reign victorious
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- and we've left the best challenge till last.- Here's what's coming up.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Plenty of drama, plenty of excitement...
0:17:58 > 0:17:59And plenty of splat!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's Splat Time.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Let's take a moment to celebrate some classic splats.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07SHE SHRIEKS
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Yes!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Yes!
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Oh, yes!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33And that's why we call it Splatalot.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Right, old boy, any splat stats to pick up on?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well, there'll be no love lost between Graham and Craig
0:18:41 > 0:18:43after that incident with the flag.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46And what about Patrick? First in round one, last in round two.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Make of that what you will.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50The other talking point is the Defenders.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53They were argumentative in round one and didn't gel as a team.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57In round two, they were sweet, charming and generally useless.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00After two bad rounds, they might get the balance right in the final.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03So who will win? Here's the line-up.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08The four Attackers will be facing six Defenders.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11They are Ballista, Tinkor, Knightriss, Kookaburra,
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Thorne and Skabb - very scary. - Rraarrr!
0:19:15 > 0:19:19And here is the course. The Attackers start with a pole drop into the Funky Foam.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Then it's onto the Titanic Teeters.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Over the Barrier Of All Barriers onto the Bouncy Buoys.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27And finally, up the Water Wall, where the crown awaits.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Anything last thoughts before we get started?- Yes! Let's get started.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Splat, splat, splat...- Huh? Oh.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Splat! Splat! Splat! - Splat. Splat.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Well, it's an easy chant to remember, unless you're Skabb.- Splat.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Graham is in the orange, Megan's in the pink,
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Patrick's in dark blue and Craig's in light green. HOOTER
0:19:47 > 0:19:50And they're off, down into the Funky Foam.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Ballista's there to greet them but she misses.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Rrarr!- And so does Skabb!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Craig's still covered in funky foam but that won't last long.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01All four are on the Teeters. Who'll be first in?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Megan's losing her balance and... Bungalow!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06And that sets off a splat reaction. Everyone's splatted.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09This isn't pre-school, this is Splatalot.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Thorne giving the attackers an education.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And Graham learning the hard way on the Teeters.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Tinkor slimes Megan and down she goes.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Tinkor's probably been the best defender today.- Rarrr!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I don't think Skabb agrees.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27Ooh! And Graham is still learning the hard way on the Teeters.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Good stuff, my chaps!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Thorne is now sliming Patrick.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Skabb joins in. They're friends again.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36But Patrick makes it to the barrier.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Knightriss tries to cloud the issue but he's onto the buoys.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41And that kick-starts the Water Wall.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44So can anyone stop Patrick?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Craig's now making a move.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Patrick is vaporised, the Defenders slowing him down.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53And Craig leaps! He's now alongside Patrick.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Can Megan catch up? No, not yet.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Whoever wins, the splats have been top quality today.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Now to the boys battling it out on the buoys.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03This won't be easy for Patrick or Craig.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Now Knightriss is creating a sea mist on the moat
0:21:07 > 0:21:10and Ballista is joining in with a splatzooka.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15- Whoo!- Yes! I'm on fire! - Kook takes aim with a splat bow.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18The Defenders are working well, focusing on these two attackers.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Skabb's showering and Tinkor's sliming, it's a splat bath.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Tinkor! Heh-heh-heh!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Back to the Teeters. Oh, Graham and Megan fall together.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Have we just invented synchronised splatting?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I like it!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Grrahhhh!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35So does Skabb.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Patrick leaps for the platform but maybe Skabb put him off.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Just imagine having this in your ear.- Rrraahhh!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Look at this! Can Megan make it over the Barrier?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46No.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Patrick is now on the platform but Craig's only a leap away.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Patrick heads for the wall, ready to climb.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56And Craig almost grabs him by the ankles.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Graham's still on the Teeters and that's another splat.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Patrick is now making the final climb. He's nearly there.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Surely the Defenders can't stop him now?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Come on, Patrick!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09And Patrick's reaching for the crown and that's it!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Patrick is our new king and he's ecstatic.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Just look how close Craig was.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Only seconds behind him. A truly thrilling final.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20But there can only be one and this time it's Patrick!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Oh, no! Tinkor can't believe it. He's collapsed.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Tinkor!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Oh, no! Such a worry! Is Tinkor OK?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Erm...- Someone do something! - I'm going in...
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Oh! Tinkor is just being a little tinker.- This guy!
0:22:37 > 0:22:42OK, let's get back to celebrating. Even Craig is joining in with King Patrick. Nice one, fellas.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44What a great final, huh?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Almost too close to call. - Yeah but Patrick made it
0:22:47 > 0:22:48and he's a worthy winner.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Of course, we did have one other worthy winner today.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I think I know what you mean.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59We've already named it Splat Of The Year.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02It's Christopher's amazing moment in the Moat Challenge,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05straight in the wall and into the moat
0:23:05 > 0:23:07but he was fine and finished in a great time.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- What a splat.- What a tournament. - And what a champion.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Let's look at King Patrick's majestic journey to the throne, which started with this prediction.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I'm gonna own this castle!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22He certainly owned the Moat Challenge.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24But he finished last in the stockade.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26But he led from start to finish in the final
0:23:26 > 0:23:30and despite the Defenders' best efforts, he made it to the top
0:23:30 > 0:23:32and celebrated like a king.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34That's because he is a king.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Over to the flag ceremony.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- I am the King Of The Castle. - CHEERING
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- That's all for now... - But in the meantime...
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Keep splatting!
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