0:00:02 > 0:00:05- It's Splat time! - A dozen death-defying daredevils
0:00:05 > 0:00:09of Splatalot will go head-to-head with the defiant Defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they strive to capture the highly coveted crown of Splatalot.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Will the Defenders keep the castle safe from the Attackers,
0:00:17 > 0:00:21preserve the kingdom of Splatlot and reign victorious?
0:00:21 > 0:00:25Is that head-over-heels? I believe that was head-over-heels.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- and who will go...- Splat?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Hello! I'm Dick. He's Dom. And this is Splatalot.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39It is indeed. Now, Dick, my old boy, how would you describe Splatalot
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- in a nutshell?- Well...
0:00:41 > 0:00:44I'll give it a go! HE GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Ready?- I'm in.- Right. Good.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Fine. Describe it. - Well, in the first round,
0:00:49 > 0:00:53only the fastest six will survive. They will be sent to the stockade.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55But only four will be lucky enough to escape,
0:00:55 > 0:00:59and compete in the final round for the all-important Splatalot crown.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- And that was Splatalot in a nutshell. - Well done! Mwah!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Get off! - Here it is, not in a nutshell.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07DICK GIBBERS
0:01:07 > 0:01:10We begin with the baffling barrels,
0:01:10 > 0:01:13then up the slippery slope to the terrifying rolling mace.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Whilst being pelted at all times by the Defenders on their splatzooka.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Then down the impossible incline and across the beastly battleaxes.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And you'll have a high-powered water cannon for company.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Then it's over the rope bridge of disaster!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29And on to the perilous pole-vault to complete the course
0:01:29 > 0:01:32at the castle entrance.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Now, that is quite a challenge. - It's about to get even challengier,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39because those bazookas and water cannons don't fire themselves.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Bring on the Defenders.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44In round one, the croc who likes to shock, Crocness.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Next it's the one, the only... - Gildar.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50And finally, lovable barbarian Skabb!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52If we don't happen to get you...
0:01:52 > 0:01:55The mace roll will!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- GROWLING - The beast speaks!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I think they scare themselves. Let's begin.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I'm going to be the queen of the -
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Here's candidate Queen Jenna.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- And so your quest begins. - She's looking good so far.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Ooh, bum-whacker! But I don't think she meant to do that.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16And Jenna is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Jenna likes nail polish and hates dragonflies.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Here's your introduction to Crocness.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24She just added swamp-dwelling paintballers to her hate list.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Oh, I think her nail-polish will be chipped after that fall.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31If we slow this down, you'll see Jenna does a back-flip
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- into the moat. Good lass. - Is that head-over-heels?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I believe that was head-over-heels. - Gold star for Gildar.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- I have you lined up, Jenna. - It was nice of Crocness to warn her.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45It might have been more polite not to hit her at all.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I think we have a warrior on our hands, Gildar!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52She's quite tenacious, but I don't think she is as handsome.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Gildar can't even make a compliment without including himself.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Skabb now taking a more direct approach,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01but I think the rope bridge takes credit for that.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Jenna, has anyone ever forgotten your birthday?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- They forget mine, Jenna! - Oh, here we go.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Birthdays really aren't a Viking kind of thing.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Vikings are little girly-girls! Barbarians beat up Vikings.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Will you just focus?- Come on, boys.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Slippery hootenanny into the wet-wang. She's home!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Do you see the happy dance? The happy dance!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- I am not impressed.- Me neither. All that bickering let her through.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30And she finishes with a respectable time of 4:45.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Here's Timmy.- This is for Warren!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36The baffling barrels have not been baffling for Timmy.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Hello, Tim-Timmy.- A friendly greeting from Crock-Crocky.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- I can see you!- Bring it!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Looks like Timmy's a taunter! Taunting never pays.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- See, the price is generally one huge expensive...- Splat.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55He's grabbing his hooter! Conk-tastic.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Bad luck for Timmy. - SKABB LAUGHS
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Hi, Timmy! I'm Skabb! - You think Skabb's just being nice?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05He doesn't really do nice. I think he was subtly distracting Timmy.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- And he did a pretty good job. - Are you ready?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Yeah!- Go, then!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Nothing subtle about Skabb this time as Timmy falls off the rope bridge.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Ploppy!- Early days yet, but Timmy, that time of 5:53 is very beatable.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Every time I see the happy dance, I just get nauseated.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I feel the same every time I see Gildar. Time for our next Attacker!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29And here is Sneha, whose nickname is Twinkle.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31It's time to win this!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Twinkle's not receiving any star treatment from those barrels.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Twinkle, Twinkle, little star,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I am the dashing and handsome Gildar.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I'm going to blow chunks. Gildar may be the wordsmith,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47but Croc just does all her talking with the splatzooka.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Oh, that's another one on target, and Twinkle heads for the moat.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55It's not my fault that my good looks tend to be distracting.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58One look at Gildar and I want to jump into the lake too.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Now, don't be nasty.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Here's our next Attacker, Tristan, on the incline.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08He's into scuba diving and sing-screaming.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10HE SCREAMS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12What exactly is sing-screaming?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- What Skabb would sound like if he did karaoke.- Fair enough.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Tristan?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22You know what would make you feel better? Do one of your "waaah"s.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Skabb once again is trying to distract the Attackers.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And again it works. It's like a delayed reaction.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Tristan bought a one-way ticket to the Tuscan bean.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36He finishes with a time of 7:07, and Twinkle's time isn't bright either.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Our next Attacker is Scott.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Fast like a bullet! - And slippy like a seal.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44The mace is certainly on a roll today -
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- a bog roll. - Scott is into paintballing,
0:05:47 > 0:05:50so perhaps the Defenders' weapons won't bother him.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53That bridge is bothering him.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You know, Scott kind of rhymes with "spot".
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- DOM LAUGHS - No, it doesn't.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Are we just rhyming off random facts about each other?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Gildar, you look like a girl sometimes!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, not again! Has Skabb learned nothing today?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Look what you did!- You know, Skabb, if you did a better job,
0:06:10 > 0:06:14he wouldn't be doing the happy dance right now.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17There is Scott doing the happy dance, with a happy time of 4:29.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Here's our sixth Attacker, Christine, who's into gymnastics.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I love fudge and bacon!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Together?!- Separately!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- No, I missed that.- She said, "I love fudge and bacon."
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I said, "Together?!" And she said, "Separately." Anything else?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Er, no. Carry on. - Meanwhile, Christine is in the moat.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Thank you, Gildar. I seem to be doing well without your help.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- I'm gorgeous.- Honestly! Christine is across the axes,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45And... Oh! It's like she saw a plate of fudge and bacon!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I told you, she likes them separately.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50She nearly clears the moat. Where was Skabb?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Skabb, that was your job!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Christine completes her job in 3:12. Well done!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Here's the leaderboard so far. Christine is leading with 3:12.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Sneha is looking doubtful with a time to beat of 10:47,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04and Tristan isn't safe either.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07And with six more Attackers to come, anything is possible.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10What's probable is a lot more splatting.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- SHE SCREAMS - I like it when people scream.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16It's not Screamalot, it's Splatalot!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23So, how do you feel the first half went?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26The Defenders really let themselves down, I think.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Crocness held it together, but Gildar and Skabb had a right old bicker.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Yeah, but who's at fault? Skabb let three Defenders over the moat.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36But Gildar knows what buttons to press.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Skabb's only got one button - on and off. Bit like yours.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What? I haven't got an on-and-off...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Right! It's really nice, isn't it?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Here's a reminder of the leaderboard.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Christine is in the lead with 3:12,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53but Sneha will be lucky to make it out with a vulnerable 10:47.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Remember, only the six fastest survive.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Aaargh! Fudge and bacon. What just happened?- What do you mean?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Let's do this!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Couldn't have put it better myself.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Mikaela is into rock-climbing. - How about slope-climbing?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Mikaela?- Going for the slow and steady approach.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14And it's quite a tactic. She seems to have confused the Defenders.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Gildar's actually speechless.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Mikaela, if you could please just move it along,
0:08:21 > 0:08:23and then we can knock you back into the moat.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28It is a little mean, but we have a Castle to defend,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- and it's kind of our job. - Try your hardest.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, here we go!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Oh, stunt ball! - I beg your pardon?- Stunt ball!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- What?- Stunt ball!- What?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Stunt ball!- Shut up! Mikaela picking up the pace now,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44but that just accelerates her into the moat.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Whoopee!- Mikaela likes rocks but the mace likes to roll.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Mikaela, this is Skabb over here.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52HE YELLS SHE SCREAMS
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I like it when people scream when they see me.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I would've thought that happened quite a lot.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Are you ready? Are you ready? Arrrgh!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02He's trying to scream her off-balance.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05He does know he's got a water cannon?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07But he seems a bit more focussed in the second half.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, Jeffrey!
0:09:09 > 0:09:14And Mikaela finishes in 8:07, which knocks Sneha out of the top six.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- But it puts her in the danger zone. - I love football!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21He loves football, but does he love barrels?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ooh, crunchy!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Isn't it more about the barrels not loving him?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Where are you, Patrick? You love football, hey?
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- Bet you won't like these balls. - Now Crocness is trying to be funny.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37She's focussed. She's a hunter, and Patrick is her prey.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Patrick now on the battleaxes. He's holding on tight.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46This might be a good approach. He's one small step away!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Here he goes. Ooh, Jeffrey returns! - And that was the problem!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54That last step was too small, and he bounces into the arabiatta.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'm so happy.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00And so is Patrick for now. That time of 6:57 knocks out Mikaela.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Good job, everybody. The happy dance again.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06That's right! I don't like your happy dance!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Fruits and veggies give me wings!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- What gives her wings? - Fruit and veggies.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Funny. They just give me wind. - We could've done with wings.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- She's fallen at the first barrel. - Let's go, Bri!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- I don't have all day!- Neither does Bri. This is against the clock.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Having a nice time, Bri?- I think that's a no-comment from Bri.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Oh, the mace does its job yet again, and Bri is in the moat a second time.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33That's one time too many. She's OK, but she's decided she can't go on.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- I don't know what I'm doing! - Well, at least he's honest.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39So, you don't know what you're doing, hey, Arthur?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I know what he's doing. He's falling off the mace.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- He's known as King Arthur to his friends.- Now he's Wet Arthur.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48He has no clue. No clue at all.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51That could haunt Gildar if Arthur takes the crown.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54And so could that act of treason from Crocness!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Arthur's forgotten this is against the clock. He needs to move fast.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- What shall we do while we wait? - How about this?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- I'll go first. Kiss.- All right. Hug.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Kiss.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Hug.- Oh, hang on. Here comes our next Attacker.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- I love hot sauce! - I'd have won that.- Oh, shut up.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Will you make it up the ramp, Will?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17That's clever. I see what you did there.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20They just about deserve each other, don't they?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- And there goes Will. - Crocness is proving herself today.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27That splat leads to an incredible reverse slide down the slope
0:11:27 > 0:11:29for Will.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Will has two challenges on his hands. Time is ticking away.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37And suddenly both have beaten him. Bad luck, Bill!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Billy Cotton!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Birds unite! Ka-kaw!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Does he think he's got a secret army of birds to assist him?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Well, he's flying over the barrels. - That was "fowl".
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I eat birds for lunch.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Well, no sign of any birds yet.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Crocness has scared them off. She's in a "fowl" mood.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04You can't keep doing the same old gag. He's getting pelted out there.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08He's almost over the mace - but flappy dodo!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Hello, Zachery, or Zach. Which do you prefer?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I don't care. I am Skabb!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18And Zach is down! That's quite a spectacular splat,
0:12:18 > 0:12:21as he was running at high speed, but he's all right.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24He's more than all right. He's through, knocking out Tristan.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Now back to King Arthur. He's still on the battleaxes.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I can't even look at you right now, Arthur.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Will you fire, Crocness? He's getting away! He's on the axes.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Wait for it. I wouldn't rest there if I were you.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44- He needs to hurry now. - Cos that won't work!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Oh, double-twang flap! The final splat for Arthur!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- His quest for the crown is over. - But that quest continues
0:12:51 > 0:12:54for the six Attackers with the fastest times.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Let's go to the leaderboard to see who's made it to the next round.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01It's Christine, Zachery, Scott, Jenna, Timmy, Patrick. The rat pack!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Christine was the fastest and Patrick the slowest,
0:13:04 > 0:13:08but in the next round everyone starts from scratch in the Stockade.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12It'll be slimy and foamy, and the Defenders will get all mouthy.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Stop hugging that thing! It ain't your girlfriend.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18And, of course, it will all get quite splatty.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Did you spot any improvement from the Defenders?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oh, yes. They were much more focussed,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- although Crocness was the best of the baddies in my book.- Right.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Would a baddie actually want to be the best?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Surely baddies want to be, like, the worst!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Because for a baddie, the best is bad,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40and to be the worst is good. I mean...
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Fitted it after round one when he was having a kip.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Should've done it years ago. Here are our top six Attackers.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51We have Christine, Zachery, Scott, Jenna, Timmy and Patrick,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53and they are about to enter the Stockade!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Unlike the first round, they'll all be in the same arena together,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00so this time they'll really be competing against each other.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Nonny knob-knobs! What happened? - Nothing!
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- We were just talking about the Stockade.- Let's take a look.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11The Attackers will remain strapped to the spinning wheel of certain doom
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- until the klaxon sounds.- They can then head to the ladder rungs
0:14:14 > 0:14:17which slot into their ladders, but the rungs only fit certain holes.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20All this time the Stockade will be filling up with foam,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23water and paintball grenades.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25The Attackers have to grab one of only four flags
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- before making their escape. - Remember, there are only four flags,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32so two Defenders will not make it out of there.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34And we're introducing three fresh Defenders
0:14:34 > 0:14:37who simply can't wait to get splatting.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40She can go ballistic! It's Ballista.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Next it's shady Samurai, Shaiden. And finally...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I'm going to be the thorn in your side!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47It's Thorne!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50It looks like they're already in a feisty mood.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55With just seconds to go, here's how the Attackers line up.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Zachery's in the dark blue, Scott in the orange, Shaiden in all blue.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Christine's in the pink. Ballista's in the tartan.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Look, now Timmy's in the foamy blue,
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Patrick in the slimy yellow, and Jenna in foam-tingle purple!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- KLAXON BLARES - There's the klaxon. And they're off!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Hello, Attackers!- Not all of them. - Come on. Don't lay there all day.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- Good! Now they're all off.- I like my targets to move a little bit.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Thorne claims his first splat of the day,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27and it's Christine with a helmet splat!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- I love a foam party! - Look at this one clinging to life!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33He's clinging, but Scott now makes his move,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35and poopy! Straight into his ladder.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38It's pretty foamy now inside the Stockade,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41and this is when the slips and the splats really start to take off.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh, the annihilating arm now causing problems.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, not for Zach, look. He's just given it a big hug.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51In all that kerfuffle he's gone and lost his shoe.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54He may have gained an arm but he's lost his footwear.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56He finishes the move with a huge splat.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- Good luck finding that, Zach.- The other Defenders have started well,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03but what's happened to Shaiden?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Hey, Shaiden! You going to stand there and look pretty all day
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- or are you going to do something? - So, you admit I'm pretty?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13And the bickering begins! Will this help the Attackers?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- It hasn't helped Scott.- He's struggling to get round the arm.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Ooh, and the same is true for Christine.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Although that's quite a classy landing!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Oh, and he's still splatting with accuracy.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- It looks like Christmas! - Well, it does and it doesn't.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Stop hugging that thing. It ain't your girlfriend.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I don't think Scott's got a choice! Oh, and he's off.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- No "arm" done. Get it? - HE LAUGHS
0:16:40 > 0:16:43And the Defenders seem to be enjoying themselves way too much.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47That's because none of the Attackers have built a ladder yet.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, showing off his skills on the slime stick.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Scott's not too impressed. - I think he likes it!
0:16:52 > 0:16:56No, he doesn't. None of the Attackers seem to be liking this onslaught.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Plus that arm is still getting in the way.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Scott will remember his time in the stockade for some time to come.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Zach has another rung! His ladder's almost complete.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Thorne has spotted him. - Hey, look this way!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11And Zach is slimed!
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Excellent. Let's see that again! And again! And again!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hey, orange! Up here!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Orange is Scott, but Ballista doesn't care what your name is
0:17:20 > 0:17:23as long as it ends in "splat".
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Ballista's slime stick and the arm ganging up on Scott there.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Timmy and Zach are now struggling with the arm,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- and so is Christine. - I've got something for you as well.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37And Thorne still sliming Zach! His splat-Zach count is now up to five.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Christine has the first flag, but slides into a ladder.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44The arm splats Patrick while Zach goes for a second flag.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Christine is nearly there, and Timmy now has his last rung.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51The pace is hotting up, and Christine is first through.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Timmy now has the third flag. Just one left!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58The Defenders really need to respond to this.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Even more slime from Thorne, but Zach doesn't care.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03HE SHOUTS
0:18:03 > 0:18:05He's the second one out of the Stockade
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- and through to the final. - Oh, and Jenna has the last flag!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Timmy now climbs to the top, so one place remains!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Which means Thorne has one last chance to slime someone,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- and he doesn't waste it. - Yes, Jenna gets slimed,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21but she's our fourth finalist. Well done, Christine, Jenna,
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Timmy and Zach. - And farewell to Scott and Patrick.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26It just wasn't their day.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30One of these finalists is one step closer to claiming the crown.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32But that is easier said than done,
0:18:32 > 0:18:35because the Attackers now face all six Defenders.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38The bad guys have been arguing all day, but if that changes...
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Tag team, Skabb. - How about a double team?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43..then, anything could happen. It's splat time!
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Why don't we take a moment to celebrate some classic splats?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16That's why we call it Splatalot!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Has today been more about Defenders losing than Attackers winning?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Round one was full of arguments between Skabb and Gildar,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27but Ballista and Shaiden were getting a little cranky
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- in round two.- Yeah, they were. Like us at times, really.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32But we never mean anything by it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34And if you ever get it in the neck from anyone,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- I'll always be there to give you a helping hand.- Isn't that nice?
0:19:37 > 0:19:41And if you're ever looking down, I'll always be right beneath you.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Now...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- THEY GRUNT - What was that?
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Where were we?- No idea. Let's take another look at the leaderboard.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Christine, Jenna, Timmy and Zachery will face each other in the final.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57All six Defenders come out to play for this one.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01They are Gildar, Skabb, Crocness, Shaiden, Thorne and Ballista.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04And then there's the course itself. Look at the obstacles!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Titanic teeter-totters! - The foam-filled fountain!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09The Defenders' weaponry firing at all times.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13And then the barrier, the lily-pads and the water-wall,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15all there to defend the Splatalot crown!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Drugs are bad! Stay in school!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20The Defenders shouting with one voice.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Here are the Attackers - Timmy in the blue,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Christine in the pink, Jenna in the light purple
0:20:25 > 0:20:27and Zach also in the blue.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- And they're off into the foam! - Christine is first to emerge,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- but she gets slimed by Gildar! - She looks totally surprised by that.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38As if the course and the Defenders weren't enough to deal with,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41the setting sun is now casting a shadow on the arena.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43The Attackers have their work cut out.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46And Zach becomes the first victim on the teeters.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51Christine teetering, and hanging and splashing.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54And Jenna getting quite a hosing from Ballista!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Come on, sunshine!- Is she talking to Jenna or the weather?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Skabb is a ray of sunshine, isn't he?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Christine needs to try a different technique, I think.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Tag-team, Skabb! - How about a double team?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Oh, this doesn't look good for Jenna!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12On a count of nine! One-two-three-four-five-nine!
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Not the most professional countdown, though the Defenders are united.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Jenna is not falling down - unlike Zach next to her.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21And Jenna is the first to make it to the barrier.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Timmy is teetering, and once you start teetering you totter,
0:21:26 > 0:21:29and a splat soon follows. Ooh!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Shaiden reloads, and Thorne joins in with the vaporisers.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36But again, Jenna is moving forward.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Here she goes! She's onto the lily-pads!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Skabb gets in on the act. Christine is still struggling
0:21:41 > 0:21:45with her tottering technique. Oh, tumbly tatters!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Back to Jenna, who is now a standing target.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Gildar has her in his sights. Will he splat, though?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54No! That's a rare sight - Gildar missing.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Ballista is targeting Jenna. - She's too focussed on her,
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- and the others are making progress. - Jenna is still leading!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Christine has made it to the barrier, but she slides off.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08If you don't make a clean leap to a lily-pad, you're sent back.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Zach at the barrier now. - You may have gotten past the ninja,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- but you won't get by me.- Ballista and Shaiden have things to discuss,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18and that gives Zach an opportunity to catch up.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21If that wasn't bad enough, Thorne is now vaporising the poor girl!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Will she survive?- Yes, she will. She's now at the water-wall.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28And Zach is still making progress. This could be close.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31The Defenders are now focussing on all the front runners.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Christine was sent back alongside Timmy.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- I think their race is over. - Jenna is nearly there.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Zach is now also on the wall, but I don't think he can catch her.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45You're right! Jenna's made it. She's captured the crown.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50You're proud of this? You're proud? You should not be proud!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53There should be no pride here during the happy dance!
0:22:53 > 0:22:58Gildar is such a sulk. What's wrong with the happy dance?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Where would you like me to start? - Oh, yes. It's not about him -
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- it's about Jenna, our new queen. - She is a worthy champion,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08but don't forget, we've got another winner to pick,
0:23:08 > 0:23:12because it's time for Splat of the Day.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Today's highlight came about during this classic encounter
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- between Thorne and Zach. - We've had other memorable moments.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Maybe fudge and bacon CAN work together.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26But will Gildar and Skabb after today's arguments?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Most memorable of all was the crowning of Queen Jenna.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Here's her story. Jenna kicked off round one with this prediction.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I'm going to be the queen of the castle!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40And so she is. So take it away, Queen Jenna!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I am the queen of this castle!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- See you next time. - Splat you later.- Bye.
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