0:00:02 > 0:00:05- It's Splat time! - It's going to be a very long day.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07A dozen death-defying daredevils
0:00:07 > 0:00:11of Splatalot will go head-to-head with the defiant Defenders
0:00:11 > 0:00:15as they strive to capture the highly coveted crown of Splatalot.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Will the Defenders keep the castle safe from the Attackers,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23preserve the kingdom of Splatalot and reign victorious?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26I just look at them and they fall off. I'm just that good.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- and who will go...- Splat?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Hello! I'm Dick. He's Dom. Welcome to Splatalot...
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- The modern medieval game show. - A modern and medieval game show!
0:00:41 > 0:00:45What a combination! Like sausage-flavoured ice cream.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49No. It's a modern, fast-paced, high-energy tournament,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52challenging 12 young warriors to complete three rounds
0:00:52 > 0:00:56in a medieval setting for the right to wear the Splatalot crown.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Is it nice?- Lovely! Mmm!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Mmm!- Here's what that medieval setting looks like in more detail.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- What?- Round one will challenge all 12 Attackers
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- to cross the Splatalot moat.- Only the fastest six will make it through.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13And only four will emerge to compete in the majestic medieval final
0:01:13 > 0:01:15for that all-important crown.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17And that's what's coming up
0:01:17 > 0:01:20in today's sausage-ice-cream-flavoured show.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23You've just got a little bit of ice-cream... I'll just...
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- There we are. Got it.- Good.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- HE MUMBLES THROUGH ICE CREAM - What?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32We begin with the battle balls. The word "spiky" springs to mind.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Then the slippery slope to the rolling mace,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38which is the perfect location to get splatted by the splatzooka.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Then the impossible incline leads to the beastly battleaxes. Beastly!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Ooh! And to finish off, we have the water cannon,
0:01:47 > 0:01:51the rope bridge of disaster, and the heinous helper.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Other obstacles come in the form of the Defenders.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57They have pretty much one job to do -
0:01:57 > 0:02:00to make the lives of the Attackers as difficult as possible.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Trouble is, they really enjoy their job.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Defending the moat is Splatalot's golden boy, Gildar,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10the shady blue ninja, Shaiden, and Thorne.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'm going to be the thorn in your side.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Welcome to Splatalot!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Watch your step!- And your face!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24That's quite a combination. If Gildar isn't distracted by his mirror,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- the Attackers might be in trouble. - Here's our first Attacker.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Let's go!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Well said. Let's go. Uh-oh! - Welcome to your worst nightmare!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Those battle balls will probably keep Connor awake for some time.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41For those of you flipping through the channels
0:02:41 > 0:02:44looking for some quality Viking programming,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47your prayers have just been answered.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Love him or hate him, Gildar is a master with that splatzooka.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53And Connor is literally swept off his feet!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Hoo, splat!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Huh?
0:02:57 > 0:03:01You better hurry up, or Gildar is going to make sure you're a goner.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Show us what you're made of! - Thorne now taunting Connor,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- and he's down!- The Defenders shooting from the mouth
0:03:07 > 0:03:09as well as the splatzooka!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Connor sprinting down the incline, and ka-splootie!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yes, he simply failed to put on the brakes.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Bet it's nice and warm in there!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Connor, have you ever seen a better-looking Viking than me?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Does Gildar seriously expect Connor to answer that?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26It's not exactly the best time, is it?
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Ka-splengle! Would you chalk that up to Gildar or the battleaxes?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Gildar takes the credit for everything,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35but Connor should be thanked for another top wang-wang.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Witness the wrath of Shaiden!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41And Connor witnesses first-hand the wrath of the rope bridge.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45He's made it to the heinous helper, and with one last splat, he's over.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Connor makes it in 7:21 and sets the pace for the rest.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Aaaaaaaaah!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52That battle cry says it all, really.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56"Aaaaaaah!" Nothing I enjoy more than a sophisticated, intelligent
0:03:56 > 0:04:00and witty war-cry. What's your name? Sebastien. What's your war-cry?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Aaaaaaaah!- Gildar is really dishing it out today.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Ooh, Wigan!- Throw it at me. I dare you to throw it at me.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09This could end in tears. Ooh, sploot!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12You feel like a big man now, Sebastien?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Ooh! Gildar splats Sebastien again. - Aha!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- And, yes, he's in the moat. - Thank you!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Here's how not to win Splatalot. You splat the Defender, he splats back,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24and you go... Fatty Ambridge!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28It gets worse, because Gildar tends to hold a grudge,
0:04:28 > 0:04:30and Sebastian is taking some serious splats!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Don't throw at a Viking! - Gildar's in a fiery mood today,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36and Sebastian is feeling the heat on the mace.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40He tries to hold on, but that old mace just keeps rolling along.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Thorne now opens with his vaporiser,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45and Sebastien is stretched to the limit on the battleaxes.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49He doesn't get his timing right, and once more he's bum-chuffed.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Dance it up, Sebastien. Dance it up. Yeah.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57He's dancing because he's eight seconds faster than Connor.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Next is Shaun!- Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Another intense battle cry there, Here are the intense battle balls.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07They're proving quite a handful. A face-full. A whole body-full.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09What's wrong with the youth of today,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12that they can't express themselves through words?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15When I was pillaging villages in my youth,
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- we had the decency to not just yell at people...- Get on with it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22..but to say, "Hey, we're pillaging your village."
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Who does he think he is?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28That's not how it works! You don't plunder a Viking!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- I do the plundering! - Well, after that history lesson,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Shaun gets an education in mace-rolling.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36See? Told you.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You think you're worthy of our crown?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Try and get past me!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- OK, here he goes. And... pah-tang! - He really loves this course.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50He plants a kiss on the platform before finishing in 6:03.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Great defending, everyone! Really good job!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Let's get it done!
0:05:56 > 0:06:01- Here's Nakita getting it done. - Is that the way to get things done?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Oh, Nesbitt Burns! - Ahem, ahem! Nakita, hello!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Or goodbye. If you don't want to talk, we don't have to talk.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13It's goodbye. She's fine, but she's decided she can't finish the course.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Ow! Oww!- Battle cries have been a little bit off-the-wall today,
0:06:17 > 0:06:22and Madison's is no exception. Gildar's splatzooka is jammed!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24This doesn't work any more. This doesn't work!
0:06:24 > 0:06:28If nothing goes to plan, improvise!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Madison takes Thorne's advice by dashing across the mace. Oh, no!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- She's fallen.- This course is hard enough even without Gildar.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- How do you work this thing? - Press the big shiny button, Gildar.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Gildar still struggling, and so is Madison, on the incline.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Patata-swat!- A happy dance.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- That's great. - You call that a dance?- Yeah!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Madison is the fastest so far.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52See what happens when I leave you two to defend the castle?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Mummy! - Ooh, Kyle's shouting for his mummy.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Is that a good thing? - What's your favourite Gildar pose?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00You like this one? One of my favourites.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- A striking post from Gildar! - Amazing. Thank you. See?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I told you he's a fan.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Kyle is a fan of the mace, and he's the first one over today.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13A fantastic dive at the end to finish the move in style.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Leave this guy alone. He is a very big fan of Gildar.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Gildar shouldn't be picking favourites.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20How'd he get that far that quick?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Gildar comes to his senses and splats Kyle. Kyle is down!
0:07:23 > 0:07:28I just look at them and they fall off. I'm just that good, guys.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I'm proud of you, Kyle. When Gildar's your role model,
0:07:31 > 0:07:35you whip through this course. That's my boy!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Does Gildar realise he let Kyle through in the fastest time so far?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Kyle would have been too fast anyway.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45He leads with 2:01, and Connor's 7:21 is the time to beat.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48We've seen every side of the Defenders today -
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- especially Gildar.- We're only halfway through round one.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Yes, the second half will be just as juicy,
0:07:54 > 0:07:58and splooshy, splashy and splatty.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Time for a little swim, is it?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06And now here's a review of the first half in five seconds.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Hi! I'm Gildar. I got lovely hair. Oh, I'm a Viking.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13No! My splatzooka's jammed. Kyle's my favourite!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16And that was the first half in five seconds.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Now we start eliminating Attackers. - Only the six fastest will survive,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23and with six more to come, it's all still to play for.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Kyle is on top with 2:01, but Connor has that time to beat of 7:21.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31But now it's time to get back to the matter in hand.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I will beat you all!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Will you, now? Charlie kicks off the second half in style.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Cloth-ears! The battle balls have proved tricky today. Oochie!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Let's see how Charlie deals with Gildar.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I am the mighty modern-day Viking, Gildar.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Understated as ever. - And Charlie heads for the moat!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Charlie's into snowboarding, but a rolling mace is not the same thing.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Will he be any more balanced on the battleaxes?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00So far, so good. But maybe that blast from Thorne distracted him.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Another splat for Charlie. - You're my problem now, Charlie.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Bring it on.- The problem with being Shaiden's problem
0:09:06 > 0:09:10is that her solution often ends in a splat - just like that.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Beaten by a lady. How does it feel?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16He's feeling fine, because with a time of 4:35,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- he is through. - Two more rounds, Charlie.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Arooga!- Excellent! Another full-on battle cry.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26No pleasantries from Gildar, just a good old splat to break the ice.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Actually, Gildar didn't quite hit him,
0:09:29 > 0:09:33but it was enough to put him off his stride and down that slippery slope.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Samuel tries the mace. Oh, no! He's tripped.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39And that's a trip he won't enjoy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Maybe that's because he flew with Rolling Mace Airways.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Didn't mean that kind of trip. - I know.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Sam's now on the rope bridge, but not for long.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Yes! It's a shower from Shaiden, and a bath in the semolina.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55That water ain't free. If you drink any more of it,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- we'll have to run up a tab. - Thorne's just frustrated
0:09:58 > 0:10:02because Samuel's put in a great time, which knocks out Connor.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Let's go!- Keisha's almost too ready, but Croydon!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08The battle balls once again put a dampener on things,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11especially Keisha, who is now slightly more than damp.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Now taking a more cautious approach up the slope.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Runcorn!- You're welcome, Keisha.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- No need to say thank you. - Keisha needs to speed up,
0:10:19 > 0:10:23but she takes a tumble. Oh, wet dogs! The mace once more taking its toll.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's throwing Attackers round like ragdolls.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Purple... Whooooo!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I didn't understand it, but I like Harleen's energy.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Harleen, I get very impatient. Got a lot to do.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Gildar opens his mouth and opens fire. Swan-dive!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41And Harleen too finds the mace is in a foul mood today.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- There goes another splat. - Sorry about that.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Will she get on with the impossible incline?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- No! It's impossible.- Time for a swim?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Harleen will find it impossible to qualify,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- as that time is too slow. - Sorry, dear.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Moose!- Moose! Cidnee's battle cry is the first animal impression today.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Trouble is, the Viking hunter is just round the corner.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Oh, Bradford! A quadruple splat from Gildar. Four Bradfords!
0:11:04 > 0:11:08And Cidnee is still in his sights on the mace. Soggy doilies!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10A single splat brings Cidnee crashing down,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13and it's another splat from Gildar.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Let's see if the Cidnee moose can make a safe crossing
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- over the battleaxes. - Yes, she - Ssh!- You'll startle her.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Will you lose the silly antlers?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Now, will Shaiden hunt Cidnee down?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28You picked the wrong day to trespass in Splatalot.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Despite Shaiden's efforts, Cidnee finishes in a good time of 5:02.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36- That knocks out Sebastien. - V-I-C-T-O-RY, my battle cry!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40A clever battle cry, but drowned out by all that water.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Looking good on the battle balls.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Once again they catch out another Attacker.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Oh, but wait! She's recovered! - Come on, Mikayla!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51We haven't seen anyone cross the battle balls today. Oh, flump!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- We still haven't. Bad luck. - Time for Mikayla to meet Gildar now.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Yeah, I am! I got a castle to defend.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Mikayla with some back-chat there, but she's down.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06She's up. She's down. She's getting it down.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10She got it down.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- What are you doing? - I'm getting it down.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Mikayla gets on down to the battleaxes.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Look at me.- And despite Thorne, she's made it!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Good old fog-of-war. - Mikayla's almost over.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26These two monkeys might let you pass, but I will not.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Shaiden gives Mikayla a soaking-down and a dressing-down.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32And Mikayla takes a splatting, but she won't mind,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34as that's a great time and she's definitely through.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Next time, you're mine.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- So, that's the end of round one. - Let's see who's through!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Our top six are Kyle, Mikayla, Samuel, Charlie, Madison and Moose.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Sorry, Cidnee. - That round was all about speed.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50The next round is more complicated.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Yes, because it's time for the tricky, splatty Stockade.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00And then there were six. Who do you think we should look out for?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Kyle was the fastest, but Gildar seemed to take a shine to him
0:13:03 > 0:13:06and give him an easy ride, so maybe he hasn't been tested yet.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Maybe. And Madison also benefited from that faulty splatzooka.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13And who can forget Cidnee and her moose impression?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Here's how they stand after round one.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- Kyle, Mikayla, Samuel, Charlie, Madison and...- Cidnee Moose!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Do you have to keep doing that? - Yes.- Good.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Time for round two. All the Attackers start from scratch,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28so it's still anyone's tournament.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31To escape, the Attackers have to cross the giant hexagon
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- and leap onto the smaller one. - Then they can reach the ladder rungs
0:13:34 > 0:13:39- required to build their ladders. - The Stockade will fill up with foam
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- and water. - Once their ladders are complete,
0:13:42 > 0:13:44the Attackers have to grab one of four flags
0:13:44 > 0:13:47before making their escape.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Yes, people, there are only four flags,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52so two Attackers will not make it out of there.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56And three fresh and fearsome Defenders will be keeping guard.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Here's our reptilian rogue, Crocness. - The name's Kookaburra!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- And finally...- Tinkor!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07With just moments to go, here's how the Attackers line up.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Samuel's in tangerine. Kyle's in stripy blue.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Mikayla's in orange stripe. Madison's got purple.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Cidnee's gone green, and Charlie's in satsuma.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18They'll all be foam-coloured in a minute.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21And they're off! Kook starts with an early back-splat on Sam.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Ooh, and Kyle with an impressive leap!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Crocness kicking off with the slime stick.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And Mikayla also nails her landing!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Kook throws yet another grenade, and Charlie's splatted.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Madison also lands successfully,
0:14:38 > 0:14:41and it's hard to tell, but someone has a rung!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45This is like that time I let my hamsters in with my goldfish. Chaos!
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- It's definitely Mikayla with a rung. - You think this is madness?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Says a half-human, half-crocodile with a splatzooka!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Well, there's method in it. - I think Tinkor agrees.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Cidnee now, leaping like a...like a moose!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Will you stop it? You're putting her off.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Crocness now with Sam in her sights. Oh, Skegness!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06That's his second back-splat in this round.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's slippy, but Sam has his first rung.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I think this is conditioner too, so just line up.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Kook's actually trying to sell the slime.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Roll up! Get your slime here, ladies and gentlemen.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18If you want some slime, now's the time to get it.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Warm slime, blue slime, in your face.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- HE LAUGHS - Teamwork!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Yeah! How you like them apples?
0:15:26 > 0:15:30This foam may look all snowy, but our snowboarder Charlie
0:15:30 > 0:15:33is struggling to get to grips with it. Ba-boom!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36And he's not the only one. Everyone's slipping out there!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40There goes Cidnee, who leaps straight into Sam.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42It's survival of the splattest.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Excuse me, mate. - Kook all slimy with Madison,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49but she gets another rung in. Ooh, look! Sam's leaping well,
0:15:49 > 0:15:52but here's Mikayla almost leaping straight into the camera!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54A splat-tacular close-up there.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Who is next on Kook's slime list? It's Cidnee!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- HE LAUGHS - Show time, eh?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I wonder if Tinkor's ever had a shower?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Having fun now, ladies and gentlemen, hey?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Guys, come on. It's not a playground.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Kyle there, trying to slide his way to victory.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Open your mouth, buddy!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19He's completing his ladder, but Kook isn't making it easy for him.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Kyle grabs the first of the flags! - Up you get, buddy.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Despite Kookaburra, he keeps climbing through that slime,
0:16:26 > 0:16:29and he's the first Attacker through to the final!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Sam now makes a move for the second flag,
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- and he's got it! - May as well take the whole bucket.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Mikayla is slimed while Madison, unnoticed, completes her ladder.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Sam also has a trouble-free climb to the top.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Mikayla's also up, but she's forgotten to grab a flag!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Madison hasn't, and she's now on her way to the final.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Mikayla realises her mistake, but can she get the last flag?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Information that Madison is through! - I think she wants the flag!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Flag, flag!- Don't let her get it!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01But she has got it, and heads back to her ladder for the second time.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Charlie is still adding his last rung,
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- but it's too late! Mikayla has made it!- Whoo!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12That means Charlie and Cidnee are out. A valiant effort,
0:17:12 > 0:17:15but their journey is over.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18So the finalists are Kyle, Mikayla, Madison and Samuel.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20The Stone Roses.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Another great contest in the Stockade.- No, thanks.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- We just had one.- I wasn't offering! - We started with 12,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29whittled them down to six, and now there are four.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- And this is what they'll be facing. - The splat-fest of the grand finale!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Welcome to Splatalot!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- It's splat-time! - Why don't we just take a moment
0:17:40 > 0:17:43to celebrate some classic splats?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12That's why we call it Splatalot!
0:18:12 > 0:18:16And then there were four. We have our finalists!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Kyle was Gildar's favourite in the moat challenge,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21so we weren't sure how good he really was.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25But that win in the Stockade is a splat in the face for his critics.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29The other Attackers have also shown their strengths.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Although Mikayla almost paid the price when she forgot to grab a flag.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37What is the price if you forget to grab a flag these days?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40The crown awaits, but who will be wearing it?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Here's the line-up - Kyle, Madison, Mikayla and Samuel,
0:18:43 > 0:18:47versus Shaiden, Gildar, Thorne, Kook, Tinkor and Crocness!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I think it's going to be a splattle royale today.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Jazzy!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Here's the course in all its majestic glory.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57A pole-drop into a mud bath...
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Then a slide over the slippy slides...
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- To face the terrifying teeter-totters.- Over the barrier,
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- into the lily-pad moat... - Where the lethal launcher awaits.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10And up the water-wall, where the treasured Splatalot crown resides.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Splat 'em to the ground. Defend the crown!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16All the Defenders doing their best to put the Attackers off.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Here's how they line up. Sam's in the tangerine,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Kyle's in the blue, Mikayla's in the light blue,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Madison's in the purple. - This could get splatty.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28We all hope so. And they're off, and down into the muddy baths.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Sam and Kyle are past Shaiden and up over the slippy slides.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37So are Mikayla and Madison. It's a good start. On to the teeters,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40but this is where it all gets tricky. Who'll be first in?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43That honour goes to Sam, who provides the first big splat of the final.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Nice one! Oof!
0:19:46 > 0:19:52Look who's taken the lead! It's Kyle, on the barrier of all barriers!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Mikayla's almost across, too - but no. She's down.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Kyle leaps like a frog onto the lily-pad,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- and on with the vaporiser!- Defence!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Mikayla is in second place, but the barrier is too much for her.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06And now act one, two and three!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Yeah! Welcome to Splatalot!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Kyle learns the hard way that being first is not always best.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Dundee! There's another back-splat for Kyle!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Sam trying to make a move on the teeters, but he's in the moat.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22This course is huge, and so are the splats.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Kyle seems to be struggling on the lily-pads.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27That one went down under!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- I like that one.- Croc gets Thorne's joke and gets Kyle for good measure.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Oh, both of the Defenders are really pinning Kyle down.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Shower-shower! - Tinkor's learnt the word "shower".
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Now he just needs to take one. The Defenders ganging up on Kyle,
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- and he's back in the moat. - Mikayla, Sam and Madison still on,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45and off the teeters. Bad luck, Mikayla.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Hey, you with the blue helmet! Hey, blue helmet!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Ignore him, Kyle. - Why don't they listen to me?
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- It's disrespectful. - No, Gildar. It's called focussing,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56and Kyle is on the platform. What's Kook up to?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00He's splatting Madison, but shouldn't he be after Kyle?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Thorne's seen the danger and tries to vaporise Kyle.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06He's in there somewhere. Tinkor joins in with a bucket of slime.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Kyle must be wondering if this is all worth it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Sam tries to sprint across the teeter, but no.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Tinkor is using every slime trick in the book to stop Kyle,
0:21:16 > 0:21:19and he's even got some left over for Sam.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Now with Kyle pinned down, the other Attackers could catch up,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25but Mikayla can't make it. Sam is over, though!
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Kyle still isn't up.- And now Sam is over and onto the pads!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32And Sam is now getting some of Kyle's medicine!
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Yes, Sam realising life's not all that sweet on the lily-pads.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39This is an all-out onslaught from the Defenders.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Thorne is vaporising like the kingdom depended on it.- It does!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Sam's back in the moat. So is Kyle. - This is too tense.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47They are both now neck and neck.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Oh-ho! We got a race on our hands! - We certainly have.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Kyle and Sam. Who will make the decisive move?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Kyle leaps to the right, but that means he's nearer to Thorne,
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- who vaporises him yet again. - Sam also leaps to the right.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- They're heading for the same platform.- It's too close to call!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- They're both at the water-wall. - And I need to suck on a lozenge!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Madison and Mikayla are still struggling on the teeters.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- They're both down!- Back to the wall, and they're both climbing!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Sam has a slight lead! - Can Kyle close the gap?
0:22:19 > 0:22:24No, he can't! Sam is up and over, and he has his hands on the crown.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27He's the new king of Splatalot! The Defenders tried everything,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30but it's a stunning victory!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Oh!- Have you recovered yet?- No.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36That's the greatest final ever. Kyle won the first two rounds,
0:22:36 > 0:22:39and was ahead for most of them. How must he be feeling?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Still not recovered. - But you can't take it away from Sam.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45What a battler! What a champion!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Here's Splat of the Day.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Today's splat-light came when Connor met Gildar.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55The slippery slope, the vain Viking and the moat combined majestically
0:22:55 > 0:22:59to produce this splat, but Connor went one better on the battleaxes.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Top splatting, Connor!- As always, the splats came thick and fast.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08But today's final truly revealed that Splatalot is more than a splat-fest.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Here's Sam's story.- Sam took some knocks in round one and two,
0:23:12 > 0:23:16and he spent way too long in the final on those teeter-totters.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19But he made it to the top, and he's our new king. Take it away, Sam.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I'm the king of the castle!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I still haven't recovered.
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