0:00:02 > 0:00:03It's Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06The modern-day medieval game show that pits 12 brave young warriors
0:00:06 > 0:00:09against our dastardly defenders as they do battle
0:00:09 > 0:00:13over the much-treasured and highly coveted Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Will the defenders fend off their foes and preserve the kingdom,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20or will the attackers overcome the odds and take over the castle?
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Yes, who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- and above all, who will go... - BOTH: Splat!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Hello, splat fans! Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33He's Mary, I'm Dom.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36For the next 20 minutes or so we'll transport you
0:00:36 > 0:00:38to an incredible world of excitement
0:00:38 > 0:00:40where attackers battle with defenders.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Where courage battles with fear. - Success battles with failure.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Strength battles with weakness. - Brains battle with brawn.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Nerves battle with tension. - You get the idea.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Conviction battles with doubt. - I battle with him.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Here's what's coming up on today's show.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58We start with the moat challenge, where only the six fastest survive.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Then on to the stockade. Only four will escape.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Awaiting them is the grand finale and that all-important crown.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Please, sir, can I have some more detail?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You don't have to beg.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15We start with the baffling barrels.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Then it's up the slippery slope across the terrifying rolling mace.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Next, the impossible incline leading to the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24It's a splat waiting to happen.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Then it's across the rope bridge of disaster.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Finally, the perilous pole vault takes you over the finish line.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32The paintball, splatzooka and water cannon
0:01:32 > 0:01:33will be on guard at all times.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35And who's operating them?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38This lot - the dastardly defenders.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41But only three of them will take part in the moat challenge.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44She looks cute but she's really a brute. It's Ballista.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- The poet who knows it - Knightriss. - There's nothing to fear here...
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- but fear, dear! - SHE CACKLES
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Finally, the spiky and prickly Thorne.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Are you ready for us?- Yes. - Cos we're ready for you.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00KNIGHTRISS CACKLES
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Great. So they're ready, we're ready...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Everyone's ready. - Ready?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08There's Knightriss at the water drop.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Ballista is on the splatzooka.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Thorne is looking after the water cannon.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13- Here's Jacob.- Let's get 'er done!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15And let's get him showered.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16- Thank you, Knightriss. - KLAXON
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You dare challenge Knightriss?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Well, to be fair, how else is he going to compete?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Jake, you look like a bumblebee.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Ah, a busy little bee going from flower to flower.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Oh, falafel wraps!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Those barrel flowers don't seem very welcoming, do they?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35No pollen for you, mate. Buzz off.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Here he is on the slope.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Come on, sugar, give me something to aim at.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh, my log!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Ooh, my log!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Ballista asked for something to aim at and Jacob obliged.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49He adjusts his goggles.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53He's composed himself and off he goes. Gently does it.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54And...he's over!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, bongathon!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59This course gives with one hand and takes with the other.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00How will he deal with the axes?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Easily, that's how. Jacob's back on track.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- BALLISTA:- Thorne, you made him mad!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Oh, mamashoog! - Now Thorne has made him fall in.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12The bridge takes the sting out of the busy bee,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14who's having an up-and-down round.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Just the perilous pole vault to deal with.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20With the round he's having, he'll probably clear this in one go.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ooh, noodly!
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Can bumblebees swim?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Despite Ballista bee-stly bee-haviour,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Jacob finishes in 7:18.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Here's our next attacker - Cassidy.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- I'm ready to rumble! - I like the sound of that, Cassidy!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35KLAXON Off you rumble!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Oh, lolliplop!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh, Cassidy, please don't do that again.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Double lolliplop!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44She did do it again and the barrels aren't having any of it.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47They're not ready to rumble with Cassidy.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Here she is at the slope.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, stumbleflap. Still at the slope.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Hello, Cassidy.- Hi there.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- How are you doing? - Don't answer! It's a trap!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Knightriss, you're like the brother I never had.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Cassidy is almost across the mace.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Now she's definitely in the splat water.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07She managed to avoid the paintballs
0:04:07 > 0:04:10but not the good old splat in the water.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Cassidy now at the perilous pole vault
0:04:13 > 0:04:16but she's looking a bit tired, bless her.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20So she grabs the pole... and down she goes.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Yes, Cassidy runs out of juice. - Gets that sinking feeling.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Which perks nasty Thorne up.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29But she's recharged her batteries somehow
0:04:29 > 0:04:31and celebrates her time of 7:14.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Up next is Spencer.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I'm the main event at the gun show!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38The main event, eh, Spencer? This should be good.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oh, cranky boo-boo!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44And the main event is put on hold after the first barrel.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- So do we just go home now?- No, we move on to our next attacker, Greg.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I like to hurt people!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Argh!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- This is awkward. - Yes, Greg's very scared, isn't he?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I mean you jumping into my arms. Oof!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Back to scary Greg. Will he be the first to clear the barrels?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05No, he won't.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Maybe he got a taste of his own medicine.- Scary barrel!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Will he be mates with the mace?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Now he makes his move.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17And gets splatted! But he stays on and crushes the mace!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Down the incline now. But he's down!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21He gets an extra twitchynit - and he's in the smuffy.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Let's review that.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26He's on the incline thinking, "I'm OK. I'm scary Greg."
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Then it hits him, and smuffy!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30It's back to the main event - Spencer!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Here he is at the pole vault... Blowfish!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36But he crosses the line with a healthy time of 3:42,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39marginally behind Greg's even healthier 3:34.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Here's attacker number five - Meagan!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Chickens are cool!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hi, Meagan!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Ooh! Quite a greeting from Ballista!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Will she chicken out on the mace?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- No more fowl gags. - Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- She's over the mace.- Chingford!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Chingford! Chingford! Chingford!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Chingford!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00At the bridge now. Time for Thorne!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's time for you to cool off!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Thorne, don't let her get away!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Whoa, silly!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08What was all that worry about?
0:06:08 > 0:06:123:31 for Meagan. These times just keep getting faster.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm gonna win this country style!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yee-ha!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Yee-ha!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Paige now getting splatted country style!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26So how will she do on the mace?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28It's a good start.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Yee-ha!- Paige started well,
0:06:30 > 0:06:34but once again Ballista managed to put her off with a paintball.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yee-ha!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Is that all you're going to say for this round?- Yee-ha!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Paige making great progress across the bridge despite Thorne.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45She's now just got the pole vault to go.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Yeeeeee-ha!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Thorne is furious.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Paige makes it over in 4:34.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54That is one humdinger of a country-style round, partner.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yee-ha!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- That's a great way to end the first half.- Yee...- Shut up!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Here's the leaderboard.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Meagan leads with 3 minutes 31,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05but Jacob has the time to beat of 7 minutes 18.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09But no one's safe yet as there are six more attackers still to come.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13They will do their best to thwack, splat, trip and tap their way
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- into the next round.- Yee-ha!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18So, here's what's coming up.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21The remaining attackers are about to attempt the "moat challenge".
0:07:21 > 0:07:25The six fastest will then move on to the "stockade",
0:07:25 > 0:07:28which requires speed and ever so much more.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- Hot splat?- Why not?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Only four attackers will survive the stockade,
0:07:32 > 0:07:35but they will have the opportunity - no, the honour -
0:07:35 > 0:07:38to compete for the hallowed crown of Splatalot in our grand finale.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40No, you're fine, thanks.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43So, our six fastest attackers just have to sit it out
0:07:43 > 0:07:45to see if their times will be good enough.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Here's a reminder of what they got up to in the first half.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50HE SPITS
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What was all that worry about?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59These are the times the next six have to beat to go through.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00That's not all they have to beat.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03The defenders are ready, but is Samantha?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I'm here to bring you down!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I think, Samantha, you'll find it's the exact opposite.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Waffle! Yes, this course is here to bring YOU down, Sammy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- She's up the slope. - It's a lovely day for it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Dover! What, a lovely day for that? - No, not that particularly.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Come on, Samantha. Show us what you got.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24That's it, Sam. You show them what you...
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- What has she got? - She's got...to move, for a start.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Here's Paige.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31I'm simply the best!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Three thwaps! That's simply the best splat we've had in a while.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Here, if this Paige is simply the best,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40what does that make our previous Paige?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42She was country style! Yee-ha!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Don't be twonky.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Hey, look at that mace turn. So now it's a Paige-turner.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50And I'M the twonky one?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Paige turns to the incline. - Unbelievabubble.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56She's up. Let's see if she can do it.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Oh, no, she slips!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59And stinky fever!
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Once she lands, she tries to hang on, but it's a steep slope.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06That leads to a dicky mucksplush.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Paige begins a new chapter
0:09:08 > 0:09:10as she confronts the beastly battle-axes.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- What's this?- It appears that the slide down the incline
0:09:13 > 0:09:15claimed part of Paige's wetsuit.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- She's put it behind her now. - Cheeky.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19And has made it over the axes.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23With Thorne slow her down? The short answer is...yes.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- What's the long answer? - The long answer is...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28she's also out of time so won't be going through.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm gonna take you down!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Let's take Darrin down to the slippery slope.- Hi there!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- KNIGHTRISS:- Hi, Darrin.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36That's nice.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ooh, Accrington! That isn't!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Listen to that sound. It's like a drum solo - but he's the drums.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- He cymbal-crashes over the mace. - Like that.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Ballista needs to reload quickly to catch dashing Darrin.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Thorne, he's on his way to you! - Ooh, splatzooka-slapper.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Looks like you two are leaving me to do all the work.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Thorne's getting prickly now.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Stilton-sniffer! Darrin is down! Maybe it's not his Darrin day!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- He's back up - he's back down! - How'd you like that?
0:10:03 > 0:10:08For some reason Darrin decides not to dignify Thorne with an answer.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Just the pole vault to go now.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11And...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Oh, no! - You'll have to do better than that.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Will Darrin rise to the challenge?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Floppydrop!- No, just the opposite.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Now a gentle reminder of Darrin's battle cry.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21I'm gonna take you down!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24No, I think you'll find Thorne has taken YOU down.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Yeah!- Thorne is the greatest!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29WE are the greatest!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Thorne.- Now, now. Play nicely.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35That's exactly what Darrin's done. He's finished in 2:34. Beat that.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, dear. Some still here.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Ten, nine, eight,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43seven, six, five...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- And she's... she's... - ...three, two, one...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47go!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- No? - She's still there.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Let's see what Wyatt can do.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53My name is Wyatt and I walk on water!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- KLAXON - OK, Wyatt, walk on this.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00What's this? Water's really confused him.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- What's he up to?- Come on. What's the worst that could happen?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Barrel-banger!
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Whoo-hoo!- Hi!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Oh, you want to take it!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12You want it?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14John O'Groats!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17When you said you could take it, what was "it"
0:11:17 > 0:11:19and where were you taking it exactly?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Well, he's probably tired of you.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Wyatt, try as he migh-att, can't hold on any longer.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25He's also run out of time,
0:11:25 > 0:11:27so he won't be going through.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Sorry, Wyatt.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Here's our next attacker - Daniel.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I'm gonna eat your kids!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Aaargh!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37These battle cries are getting ridiculous!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Ooh! Suddenly I'm no longer scared.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Nice try, Dan, but the clock stops for no one.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Come on, smile for me, Daniel!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Ooh, flittick!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I doubt he'll be swanning off to that.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- A perfect ten, Ballista. - I'm just too good at what I do.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Yes, Ballista, but Dan is over the mace.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58He's got a new friend. A paintball has come along for the ride.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Here he is at the incline.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02He slips, slides and hooperdoops.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04We've seen a lot of that today.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05No!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08You don't need one. With a time of 3:17, you're through, Dan.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Guess what. Back to mace watch.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Samantha has watched the mace turn for almost ten minutes.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17She won't be through to stockade watch as she's out of time.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'm gonna beat you all!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22To be fair, Tracy, it is the only way to get the crown.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Pork yogurt!
0:12:24 > 0:12:25I'm gonna beat you all!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Beat you all! Beat you all!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Beat...you...all!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Tracy there, being forced to eat her own words.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35She's making her way up the slope and is now onto the rolling mace.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38That's it, one step at a t.... Top trumper.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42And Ballista splats Tracy off the big bad rolling macey.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46But the biggest obstacle on this course isn't the mace: it's time.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Something Tracy just ran out of. - I'm gonna beat you all!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52So, that's it! The moat challenge is complete.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56They've all done their best but, for some, it won't be good enough.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57We started with 12.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Time to reveal the six who are still in the competition.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Simply the best?- No.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Country style!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Yeeeeeeeeee-...
0:13:10 > 0:13:12ha!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17There'll be country-style splatting and shenanigans in the stockade.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yee-ha! Splataroo!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22So, 12 become six. And what a six they are!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Yes. Scary Greg made it through. - Argh!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Get down, you big baby!- Sorry.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- But scary Dan also qualified. - Argh!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Get down. You're scared, too.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34They may be scary, but that won't stop the other attackers
0:13:34 > 0:13:35from putting up a fight.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37A strong line-up in the last round.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Only two minutes separated dashing Darrin from country-style Paige.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42- Yee...- So here's a reminder
0:13:42 > 0:13:46of the attackers who are through to round two, including scary Greg.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- And scary Dan!- Argh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50They are dashing Darrin...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Scary Dan.- What?- Nothing!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Meagan, our chicken fancier. - Then scary Greg.- What?- Nothing!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Spencer, the main event. - And country-style Paige.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01No, I'm all yee-ha'd out.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Now everybody starts from scratch. It's still anybody's game.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09But after a spin in the stockade, two more attackers will go home.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13They begin attached to the wheel of certain doom.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15After a spin, they collect rungs
0:14:15 > 0:14:17which slot into ladders they need to escape.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20But they also need to grab one of only four flags.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Which means two of them won't make it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27On top of all that, they've got three new defenders to deal with.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Welcome to Handsomeville,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32population: Gildar.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Skabb!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35HE ROARS
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Half human, half croc,
0:14:38 > 0:14:39I'm all danger.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Ah! Don't they look lovely together!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44The attackers are strapped in and ready to go.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Daniel's in the light blue, Spencer's in the navy,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Paige is in the dark blue, Meagan's in the pink,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Darrin's in the green, and Greg is in the orange.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Gildar is in gold, Croc is in green and Skabb is in a mood.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58You should all consider yourselves lucky.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01It's not every day you get to battle a defender
0:15:01 > 0:15:03that is this good-looking.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Oh, puh-lease! Can we just get on with it?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07KLAXON
0:15:07 > 0:15:09And...they're off!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11So is Gildar.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Daniel making a good start with his first rung.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Things start to get foamy. - Waffledom!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Meagan had a rung until Spencer ran into her.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Daaargh! - Uh-oh. Someone's woken Skabb up.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Ooh!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I think that's a first.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Skabb actually splats himself by running into the stockade!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- The attackers now struggling with the annihilating arm.- Jammy!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I've got you!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42A splat on the back for Greg.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Paige discovering that not all the rungs fit.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48This round is full of little irritations like that.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Scaramouche! Would Spencer call that a little irritation?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55With splats like that, maybe he really is the main event.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Croc, it's very difficult to look this good in the rain.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Gildar obviously thinks HE'S the main event.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Back to the actual main event. Darrin's in trouble.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Daniel and Greg have three rungs each.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Skabb is like a storm! Crazy!
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Daaargh!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13It's hard to argue with that. To be honest, I wouldn't want to.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Wiggy!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17For the last time, Dan, we don't do time outs.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Spencer making progress.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I don't know if the defenders or other attackers have noticed
0:16:22 > 0:16:24but he's about to complete his ladder.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Skabb has noticed.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Yes, Skabb slimes him like a crazy storm,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31but I don't think Spencer will mind.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Now Croc has spotted something.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Oh, pig wham bom toddle thwap!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Priceless!- I love this show!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh. So does Crocness.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46After that last quadruple splat, Meagan has learnt to duck.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Here's Spencer at high speed. He's after the first flag.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52It's a struggle, but eventually he gets one
0:16:52 > 0:16:54and he's off to his ladder.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56So our main event man
0:16:56 > 0:16:59looks like he'll be the first one through to the grand finale.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Yes, he's at the top and waves his flag, kind of.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05That sends Gildar into a foamy lather.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Three places in the final remain. Who will make the next move?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Croc, on the count of five...
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Croc and Skabb doubling up to give Meagan a double dose of slime,
0:17:13 > 0:17:16but she's finished her ladder and will be after a flag.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19If the double sliming hasn't given her double vision.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Darrin's finished his ladder. This round is hotting up.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Meagan's lost her bearings.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27It's the big wheel in the middle, Meagan!
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Darrin's overtaken her! He's at the top, going for a flag.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34He's got it! Down the wheel he goes, into the stinking bog.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Nothing can stop him now.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Meagan, this is not the time for goggle-polishing!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Darrin is climbing his ladder. He is moments away from the final.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Nothing Gildar can do now.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46And yes, Darrin delivers!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49But what is Meagan up to? She needs to grab a flag.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Greg and Daniel are catching up.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Meagan just looks on and watches Greg get another rung.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Looks like Croc has spotted him, and so has Gildar.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01But has anybody spotted scary Dan? He's got the third flag.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03He's heading down the wheel
0:18:03 > 0:18:05and heading up his ladder with next to no resistance.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Maybe he scared the defenders off.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11He's made it through, so there's only one flag left.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Crocness is helping Meagan clean her goggles pretty thoroughly.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17It's worked. Meagan is back in the game.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21After all that goggle nonsense, she finally has the last flag. Bedford!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- What did you just say, young man? - Bedford!
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Bedford! Bedford! Bedford! - Thanks. Just checking.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29But, despite all those Bedfords, she's through
0:18:29 > 0:18:31and the round is complete.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33So we say "farewell" to scary Greg
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- and "so long" to country-style Paige.- Yee-ha.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Which leaves us with our finalists. - Yee-ha!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44You're so fickle. Here are the finalists.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49They'll battle it out in the final.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Where one of them will get the chance to rule the kingdom.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Talking of rules... - Time out.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56...I'm not telling him again.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02So, old boy, do you have any splat stats to help us predict a winner?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05You know we sometimes get a red-hot favourite who wins everything
0:19:05 > 0:19:07so it's really easy to make an informed guess?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Yes. - Well, we haven't this time.- Ah.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12All I can say is...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Darrin has been pretty consistent.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17He won the moat challenge and came second in the stockade.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Spencer only just made it through to the stockade
0:19:19 > 0:19:21but then he went on to win it.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- So I think it's anybody's final. - Great!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27So let's remind ourselves who those "anybodys" are.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Obviously they'll compete against each other.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34But they'll also have the course to deal with.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- It's a majestic, mazey moat of mayhem.- Mmm!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- First, the pole drop into the foam. - Then it's up the teeter-totters.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Over the barrier and bouncy buoys. - Up the water wall the crown awaits.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Here's what else awaits - the defenders, all six of them,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50determined to get in the attackers' way.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53But the attackers will be determined, too.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Darrin is far left, in green, Meagan is pink,
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Daniel light blue, Spencer navy. Let's hear from the defenders.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01We're crazy, we're back! Guess what, it's splat!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- ALL:- We're crazy, we're back! Guess what, it's splat!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, it's different.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11KLAXON And we're off!
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Into the squirty dirty.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Skabb and Ballista already slopping out the slime.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Meagan is the first up the teeter.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Spencer is the first to totter.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Always good to get your first totter out of the way,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25because it certainly won't be the last.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29And this time Dan means it! He retires from the final,
0:20:29 > 0:20:31leaving the other three to battle it out.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34He's OK, just tired out. So is Darrin, by the look of it.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'm waiting for you!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39The attackers are being seriously slimed. Down goes Spencer again!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Meagan slips and is in the naughty noo-noo.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Darrin is still pinned down. It might be drier in the moat!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Poor Darrin is being slimed from every angle,
0:20:48 > 0:20:50but he's still standing.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Compare that with Spencer's approach. Bizotic!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55And anything he can do she can do splattier.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Skabb decides slime sticks aren't enough on Darrin
0:20:58 > 0:20:59and hoses him down.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Skabb rules! Skabb rules!
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Gildar also stepping up now with the splatzooka. Honky twonk!
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Spencer straight off the teeter. - His splat count is off the scale.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11He really is in danger of becoming the main event.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Guess who else is still centre of attention.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Ballista just won't leave Darrin alone.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh! And Spencer's off again.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21And now so is Darrin.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23The main event versus the centre of attention.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Whoa! Not to be outdone, Meagan does a wobbly balancing act
0:21:26 > 0:21:29before the water cannon sends her into the moat.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32What does that make her? The centre of the main event?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35She is at the moment because she is the first to the barrier.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38It's time for some steam, if you know what I mean.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- No, I haven't got the foggiest, Thorne.- Yes!
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Spencer's down.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45But Meagan makes it over the barrier
0:21:45 > 0:21:47and onto a buoy, which triggers the water wall.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Meagan now has a healthy lead. Darrin's still balancing.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Croc senses danger. She tries to slow him down.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56But he's made it to the barrier.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Out of the way, Skabby. This one's mine.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01While the defenders fight over him, Darrin makes it to the buoys.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Thorne's really carving the issue, and Meagan's still ahead, I think.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08COUGHING
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- If only we could see something. - Is Thorne allowed to do this?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Here. Take a look at the rule book.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Where?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Great. Can't see that either.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Wait. I think I can see something.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21It looks like Meagan is in the water.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Darrin is hanging on to a buoy. He's still being slimed.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27This fog has confused the defenders more than the attackers.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Now we can clearly see that Meagan has made it to the wall.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Darrin's still in pursuit. Meagan's halfway there.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Darrin refusing to give up, though. - Meagan's nearly at the top.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Now Darrin's on the wall. - But it's too late!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Meagan has made it and she reaches for the crown!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44She's done it! Meagan is the new Queen of Splatalot!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Bad luck, Spencer. There's a new main event in town,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50and she's call Queen Meagan!
0:22:50 > 0:22:51SHE WHOOPS
0:22:51 > 0:22:54COUGHING What an incredible final!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57But we almost missed it thanks to Thorne.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Don't miss this - it's our Splat of the Day.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04One small step for Tracy,
0:23:04 > 0:23:06one giant splat for splatkind.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Back to our new Queen.- Here's Meagan's journey to the crown.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Hi, Meagan!- A friendly enough greeting to start with,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17but Meagan was under constant fire in the moat challenge.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21She had to contend with splats, slime and, above all, goggle goo
0:23:21 > 0:23:22in the stockade.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25But, like a true champion, she rose above it all
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and led from start to finish when it really mattered
0:23:28 > 0:23:30in the grand final.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31SHE WHOOPS
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- And that, as I say, is splat. - Take it away, Queen Meagan.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I'm the queen of the castle!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- So until next time... BOTH:- Splat!
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