0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Splatter!- What a welcome!
0:00:03 > 0:00:07It's splat time. Today 12 brave young warriors go head to head
0:00:07 > 0:00:09with our dastardly Defenders as they compete
0:00:09 > 0:00:12to capture the highly coveted Splatalot crown.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16To recap, this is an Attacker, and this is a Defender.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19They don't get on, so they'll be competing for the right to rule
0:00:19 > 0:00:22this very messy kingdom.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Who will tumble? Who will tilt?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Who will teeter, and above all, who will go...
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Splat?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Hello! I'm Sir Richard of Splatalotshire.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- And I'm Lord Dominic of Splatford. - And this is Splatalot,
0:00:34 > 0:00:36our marvellous modern-day medieval tournament
0:00:36 > 0:00:39which has one very simple goal in mind, and that is -
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Find a new king or queen for our kingdom,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45a new champion to banish evil and unite the people,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- one ruler - - Yes, yes, all of that worthy stuff.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Plus they get a right splatting around our three courses.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53We begin with the Moat Challenge, the time trial.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56The six fastest will qualify for round two.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59They must escape the Stockade, but only four will go through.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02They will enter our final, where one of them will capture
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- that all-important crown. - So, a three-step plan
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- to becoming the new ruler. - More of a three-giant-leaps plan.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13In the Moat Challenge, we start with the baffling barrels.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Then it's the slippery slope and the terrifying rolling mace.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Accompanied by the splatzooka with paintballs for ammo.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23The impossible incline is next, then the beastly battleaxes.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- They'll chop till you drop. - Then across the bridge of disaster.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Difficult enough, but you have a water cannon for company.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Lovely! And finally, the perilous pole vault
0:01:32 > 0:01:34takes you over the finish line.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Impossible!- It's about to get a whole lot impossibler.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Impossibler? - Impossibler! Meet the Defenders.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Three of these mucky moo-mahs will take part in round one,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- and they are...- Ballista! - She'll put you in a tailspin,
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- just like our tail-feathered friend. - The name's Kookaburra.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52The Defenders' joker in the pack!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54And finally...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Skabb!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Come on! Show us what you're made of!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh! He really is scarier than nose-hair.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Ooh, good-luck kiss!- Not too lucky if you're on the receiving end.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09There's Skabb next to an orange spike, and here's Justin!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- This is my kingdom! - I'm "just in" awe of Justin.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14"Just in" case you think that's funny, it's not.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Having barrels of fun here!- And Kook joins in with his own bad gags.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- It's enough to make you... - Fall "just in" the moat?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Please stop! Remember, this is Justin's kingdom.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- We should treat him like royalty. - He's about to get a royal splatting.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I think there's a lucky paintball with his name on it.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Whose kingdom is this again? - This is my kingdom!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I can't hear you. - Ballista can't hear him.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- Let's try slowing him down. - This...is...my...kingdom.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44That didn't help either.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49- Bakewell! Right on the throne. - # Bum, bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum #
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Nice!- Yes!- Off you go.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Justin clears the mace and heads down the incline.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Crummy cat-flap! - Yes. Justine shrugs off Kook,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00but the incline shrugs off Justin.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It's getting very shruggable out there.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06But Justin isn't just out yet. He strolls over the battleaxes.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- I don't think Skabb likes strolling. - Pig fat!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12And Justin appears to be wedged! Is he OK?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Yes?- Yes, he's getting up.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18But Skabb really isn't helping with that water cannon.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Not very sporting, is he? - He really is barbaric.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24But again Justin shrugs it off and goes for his vault.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Ooh, not the softest of landings, but he's over.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32And Justin's time is a healthy 3:59. Not too shabby or shruggy.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Dying caribou! - HE GRUNTS
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, Cameron entering into the spirit of Splatalot
0:03:38 > 0:03:40with a spirited battle cry.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43And a spirited sprint over the barrels.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Well, it was all going so well until he got to the last battle,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49then it soon became splatty moaty.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Maybe things will calm down a bit
0:03:51 > 0:03:54as Cameron takes his time on the battleaxes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Yes, he's breathing quietly and concentrating on his next...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Fleedle!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04So, grunty Cameron makes it to the pole vault.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06THEY GRUNT
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Uh-oh, we've got a grunt-off! - Very nice!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Skabb has finally found someone he can talk to.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14And Cameron finishes with a great time of 2:23.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Right. While they have a nice chat, here's Attacker number three.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- It's Patricia!- Bless you.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Orange pop is my power!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Well, no orange pop here, Patricia - just plenty of splat-watter.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Here she is on the slope.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Am I scary, Trish? Be honest.- No.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34No?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Blow me down! The Defenders have just blown Patricia off the mace.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Well, I always suspected they were full of hot air.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- But this is splaticulous. - From orange pop to windy-pops
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- in wannagomba. - Here's poppy Patty at the incline.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Down she goes. - Oh, shrunken follicles!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Well, that didn't go to plan, did it? - You're assuming, of course,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- that poppy Patty had a plan. - You're right.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Poppy Patty goes plop-plop.- Sounds like something Skabb would say.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- I won't be able to say it again. - Good. I don't want you to.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- We'll come back to Patricia. Here's Nicole.- When in doubt...
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- finger dance! - Another fine battle cry there.- Wow!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Wow, indeed. Nicole is already at the axes,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- and... Spam boo-boo! - Well, you big her up
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- and then she comes down big-time. - What was that battle cry again?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21When in doubt... Well, no finger dancing, but certainly flappy,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23and fally, and finally extremely splatty.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Oh, yes, it certainly was. But no matter -
0:05:26 > 0:05:30she still finishes in 3:37, and Patricia pops over the line
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- in 7:22. - Here's our next Attacker, Mackenzie!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37This is slightly more painful than childbirth!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39The opinions of the Attackers are their own,
0:05:39 > 0:05:42so, mums, please don't blame us.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Kook's got Mackenzie in his sights.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Mac just about up the slope. - You got to do this real fast, buddy.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Yeah, go!- Kook, I suspect, is setting poor Mac up for a fall.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Dancy weasels!- Yes, Kook and the mace combining there
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- to send Mac packing.- Don't bother packing for a trip to the moat.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Here he is at the incline. Kook still splatting him, though.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Can he make the landing? Scabby carcase!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10What a dive! An upside-down Australian palm-lift
0:06:10 > 0:06:12with a French Canadian frog-leg splat to finish,
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- and the judges will be impressed. - Canada and Australia loving it,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19and the British feeling left out and getting very stroppy indeed.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23But it's not about the dive. It's about the fantastic time of 3:06.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Well done, Mackenzie.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Purple elephants exist!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30You know, I really believe he believes it.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I believe Sebastian's just crossed the barrels.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Purple kookaburras exist too, and they're so dangerous.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Grimsby! The last thing anybody wants to see is a herd of purple elephants
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- at odds with a flock of purple kookaburras.- Speak for yourself.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Hold still so I can get three in a row, please.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Don't listen, Seb. Mansfield! - Seb does hold still,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- and Kook does get his hat trick. - What's he got to say about that?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Yes!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Come on. Quickly!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I'd just like to thank my girlfriend,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06who's a platypus back home. I'd just like to thank my mum.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08She's a kookaburra. I'd like to thank everyone
0:07:08 > 0:07:11on behalf of Splatalot. Just, you know, I'm the best shot -
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- How are we going to shut him up? - Graaah!- Oh, thanks, Skabb.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Hey, Sebastian, I'm going to leave you. That's good. Psych!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Poor Sebastian! Purple kookaburras, bad speeches,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and now Skabb. No wonder he's in the moat.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27But that's the best response. He matches Mackenzie's time of 3:06.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Break-dance it, home boy. - Purple elephants exist!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32They do. Look, Seb! Behind you!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh, he missed it! You saw it, though. Yeah?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Moving on, here's the leaderboard at the halfway stage.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45So, what happens next?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Well, my bog-brush-brained friend,
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- I thought we might follow the first half with the second half.- Lovely!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55If the second half is anything like the first, we're in for a treat.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57HE WHISTLES
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Yes! It was one of the fastest first halfs in Splatalot history.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06You couldn't boil a runny egg in the time it took the top three
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- to get round. - How about some soldiers?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- What?- Could you still do the toast and cut it up into little soldiers?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- If not, I don't want the egg. - I'm not offering to make breakfast!
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- I'm just telling you what you could do in the time.- Oh!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I'll have scrambled egg with tomato ketchup.- Shut up.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Back to reality!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Oh! News just in! There's some kind of disruption on the course.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35SKABB YELLS
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Skabb rules! - HE YELLS
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yeah! I'm fine, thanks for asking!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Oh, dear.- Yeah, Skabb!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Can't leave them alone for five minutes!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- For the win! - I like that. "For the win!"
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- It sounds noble. - And quite a noble start for the...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Nanny-chowder!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Not so noble now. Maybe nobbled.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Here he is at the choppers, and yes, he's saved it and made it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Thompson! Fall in the water!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Why would he want to do that? - Split mattress!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10And Skabb honestly believes he's just made that happen.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Hang on. I would jump in the moat if Skabb told me to.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Yeah, well, you believe in purple elephants.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Thompson has finished in the unbelievably fast time of 2:14,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20and now he's bustin' some moves.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Step it up, homie!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Let's see if Monique can step it up.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Pigs do fly!- Oh, no. I suppose you're going to believe that, too.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Look, there was a purple elephant, OK?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35I'm a kookaburra. How you doing? Little bit scary, isn't it?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39HE LAUGHS Splat me down and call me Martha!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Kook is really messing with Monique. - Yeah! You love it!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- Yeah, I do!- Splatalot, baby. That's what's happening.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- HE LAUGHS - Smile for us!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Ooh! Lady!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- HE LAUGHS - Whoops!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I'm in a kookaburra frenzy here. I'm in a kookaburra frenzy!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Go, go, go! - I'm in a frenzy! I'm in a frenzy!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Watch it!- I don't know about you, but I'm exhausted.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07So's Monique. Plus she's way past the qualifying time anyway,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09thanks to Kook. Let's meet Michelle.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- All the linemen want... - SHE CONTINUES, INDISTINCT
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Well, that's easy for you to say, Michelle.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Apparently she's scared of Muppets. - Here's Kook.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20And there's the punch line.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- No, it's not.- No.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23That's pretty good.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Quick! Cross!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Argh!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh! She's holding on, she's holding on!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh, no! She's in the dub-dubber.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Once the mace has got hold of you, you never escape,
0:10:38 > 0:10:41no matter how hard you try. Michelle spent so much time holding on,
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- she ran out of time. So bye-bye, Michelle...- And hello, Samantha!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Let's do it!- Looks like Samantha wants to get on with it.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Well, it is against the clock, remember. Pip-pap-poof!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Oh, what's she looking at? She's been distracted by something.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- There!- She can't afford to be distracted!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02One second could be the difference between success and failure.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04ELEPHANT TRUMPETING What?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I'd get that checked out.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Well, whatever it was, she's fine now.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12She's cleared the axes!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Hi, Sam. - Never a good sign if Skabb's happy,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18but Sam's doing well. Oh, she slips! But she's back up,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- and she's over the bridge. - You're doing very well.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- You're not finished yet! - Skabb really focussing on Sam now.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28And empty bottle! Yes, Skabb, the water cannon and the pole
0:11:28 > 0:11:31combine to force Sam back down into the moat.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33But it's had very little effect on her time.
0:11:33 > 0:11:351:52 is the fastest so far today.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Here's Attacker number 11, Sarah.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- This one's for you, Granny! - Ahh, isn't that nice of her?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44No, it's not. Every time she gets splatted,
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- her gran will be riddled with guilt. - Maybe she won't get splatted.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, sure. Cos we get loads of rounds where no-one gets splatted.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Ooh, Dover! Oh, and a garquazzle. And Sarah's in the moat.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00There, Gran. Are you happy? See what you made your granddaughter do?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Look, that had nothing to do with Gran.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04And now Sarah's run out of time, you evil granny.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- I hope you're happy with yourself. - Enough!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Here's the last of our 12 attackers, Curtis.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Yi! Yi! Ye! Yi! Yi! - I like the sound of that.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- And I like the look of this round. - Curtis already at the axes.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Safely over. Nicely done.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Yi! Yi! Ye! Yi! Yi! - Well, he's pretty chirpy.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- And now he's pretty pongy.- Yes. As that time-honoured saying goes,
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- it's the chirp before the pong. - That makes no sense whatsoever.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34This is the worst spot, because Skabb is here!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- HE YELLS - Come on. Show us what you got!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Worksop! A long-range back-splat from Kook there.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43And down goes Curtis into the dooley.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Will that ruin his chances?- No. He's through in a very fast 2:18.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Good on you, mate!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Easy, tiger!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yes. We've still got two more rounds to go.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57But you are through to the Stockade, with...
0:13:00 > 0:13:02That was one of the fastest rounds ever.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05The average qualifying time was a mere 2:30.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- That is amazing! - Well, what's more amazing is,
0:13:08 > 0:13:10how you know how to work out an average.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Don't be mean!- Hey, I'm not mean. But Shaiden is.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Witness the wrath of Shaiden!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Looks like she's planning a few moves in the Stockade.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Foamy and grunty and splatty!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26So we just had the Moat Challenge.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29We started with 12, and only the six fastest remain.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Put your hat on.- Oh, yes.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You've got to feel sorry for Nicole and Justin, though.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38In almost any other Splatalot, they would have gone through,
0:13:38 > 0:13:42because they were under four minutes, but today our top six were on fire.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45In a moment they will be attempting to escape the Stockade,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- but that is far from easy. - Two of them won't succeed,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51but the four that do will have the honour
0:13:51 > 0:13:54of competing in the finale for the right to wear the Splatalot crown.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58So here's a reminder of the Attackers who made it to round two.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06All six begin the round attached to the wheel of certain doom.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10When the klaxon sounds, they can head towards the ladder rungs
0:14:10 > 0:14:13which slot into the ladders they'll use to escape.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16But the Defenders will be pelting them with all sorts.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Then they can grab one of only four flags
0:14:18 > 0:14:21before escaping to victory.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Yes, folks, there aren't enough flags to go round,
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- so two Attackers won't make it. - This lot don't want any to make it!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- First up it's...- Knightress!
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Ooh, swirly cape! Then it's tiny tinkling terror...- Tinkor!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- And finally - look out, it's our shady maiden...- Shaiden.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Attacker, I've got my eye on you! - Me, too.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Me, three.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- The Attackers are all strapped in and ready to go.- So's Knightress.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Mackenzie is sporting the yellow helmet. Samantha's in light purple.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Sebastian's also in purple, which won't help things.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Curtis is in green, Thompson in orange,
0:15:00 > 0:15:04and Cameron in red, all of them with foam trimming.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- KLAXON BLARES - There's the horn, and they're off!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11So's Tinkor. He's primed with slime.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Curtis, Samantha and Mackenzie already have rungs.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Knightress there, filling the place with foam.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20And Mac receives a whack from the arm.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Samantha is the first to her ladder,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24but Curtis and Mackenzie aren't far behind.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Cameron still hasn't got a run. - He has got a thwack from the arm.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Now, how to tell purple Sam and purple Seb apart?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35It's easy! Purple Seb is the one who gets it wrong,
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- and purple Sam gets it right. Simple!- Great!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- At least we can tell them apart now. - Who's this - Sam or Seb?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44No idea. Thank you very much.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Back to the wheel! There goes Thompson. No rung, though.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49But here's Mackenzie, and that's his second rung.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- He's in the lead.- Tinkor!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Attacker! He's getting away, you useless being!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Tinkor's in Knightress's bad books,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00but makes up for it with close-range sliming.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Thompson about to be joined by Mackenzie.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06But no! Thompson decides they both should meet at the bottom.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Witness the wrath of Shaiden!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12I've witnessed it, and it was horrible. Look!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- I've even got photos to prove it. - I can't see any wrath.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- How about now? - Oh, yes. Now I see it.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Back to the course. Here's Curtis. - And Tinkor. Splat!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Curtis was doing well, but now he has a goggle full of goo-goo!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ooh, fizz-gigs!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Shaiden! I think they need a quick bath, my dear.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Well, all Shaiden can offer is a power shower.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36But it worked on Thompson. Down he goes,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39and Shaiden's got Sam too, who collides with her purple pal Seb.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Ooh, poor Thompson! Now, if we just look at that again,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45we'll see it's just as amusing the second time round.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Cruel but true. - Uh-oh! Tinkor's on the prowl.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Who's he after? Oh, it's Samantha!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Well, at least her helmet's not purple any more.- No, it's yellow,
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- just like Mackenzie's. See? - Oh, here's Curtis.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- No run, just a foamy splat. - Who will be first to grab a flag?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Looks like Mackenzie. - No, it's Samantha in disguise.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Well, there's no disguising the fact that she now has a flag.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10She's reached her ladder, and she is the first of today's Attackers
0:17:10 > 0:17:13through to the final. Well done, Sam. First again.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Now, this really is Mackenzie in the yellow.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Well, Tink nearly turned him green with a bucket of slime.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I don't know what colour anyone is any more,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24but I do know there's three flags remaining.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Now, did you see who that was?- No. - GRUNTING
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Ah, yes - grunty Cameron.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Hah! Don't think you can get past me, Attacker.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Knightress is focussing on Mackenzie now.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35She can see he's after the second flag.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39He's got it! He heads down the wheel and up to the top of the Stockade!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42That's the easiest experience I've had!
0:17:42 > 0:17:46OK, Mac, no time for speeches now. There's still two places at stake.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Double Romford! Triple Romford! - In the replay,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Seb grabs the third flag. Then the arm knocks him into Thompson,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55and just when he thinks it's all over...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's Romford!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00But he's OK, and begins the final journey up his ladder.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Come on, son. Nearly there.- With Seb, we now have three finalists,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06which means only one flag remains.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Not for long, though. Thompson grabs it,
0:18:08 > 0:18:12and he's on his way...down. Zozzle-biker!
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Knightress tries to delay him with some foam, but he's up and over!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Which means it's all over for Curtis and Cameron.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21But it's far from over for our finalists,
0:18:21 > 0:18:23who look very excited indeed.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27And so they should! They're one step closer to capturing the crown.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Indeed. So here are our crown-capturing candidates.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Yes, they'll be up against each other and all six Defenders
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- for that crown.- So it's all bound to get a little bit splatty!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45We started with 12, whittled them down to six,
0:18:45 > 0:18:48and now we've just got one girl and three boys.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- So, Richard...- Yes, Lord Dominic?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Out of Samantha, Mackenzie, Sebastian and Thompson,
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- do we have an outright favourite? - We do.- Give me some clues,
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- and I'll guess who it is.- She was the fastest round on the moat,
0:19:00 > 0:19:03and she was the first to escape the Stockade.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- No. More clues. - She's the only girl in the final.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Keep going.- Whose name is Samantha.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Visual clue?- That's her there. She's the favourite.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15The favourite's name is Samantha!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I've got it! Samantha!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Brilliant! How did he do it? But she's not the only finalist.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Joining her will be Mackenzie, Thompson and Sebastian,
0:19:27 > 0:19:31and in the final anything could happen, so don't write anybody off.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34They won't be the only people out there on the course.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I am using the word "people" in its loosest sense.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Little clue for you there. - Oh, yes! I assume you are referring
0:19:40 > 0:19:43to our band of baddies, our mangled mass of marauders,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- our troop of tub-thumping terrors - - Our Defenders.- Yes.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Defenders.- Yes!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53And in the final, all six of them will be there
0:19:53 > 0:19:55to slow the Attackers down.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Here's the course in all its majestic glory.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02We start with a pole-drop into the funky foam...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Then it's over the titanic teeter-totters.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Next it's over the barrier... - Onto the leaping lily-pads,
0:20:08 > 0:20:13and up the water-wall, where the treasured crown of Splatalot awaits.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Dirty robots!- Yeah, thank you, Kook. While he goes off on one,
0:20:18 > 0:20:20here's the line-up. Thompson's in orange,
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Sebastian's in purple, Mackenzie is wearing yellow,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26and hot favourite Samantha also in purple.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29They're off, and there they go, straight into the funky foam!
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Skabb there with a bucket of slime, but he misses Samantha!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Here's Sebastian tripping. Foof-a-diddle!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Kook won't miss that opportunity.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41No. He never misses a slip-trip splat if he can help it.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Welcome to the final, Sebastian!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Oh, I'm having buckets of fun! - HE LAUGHS
0:20:47 > 0:20:50So, they've all made it to the teeter-totters.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53And at the teeter-totters, it's Tinkor. Ooh, beef jerky!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Seb is the first to teeter, but he's holding on.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00He's trying to hold on. He's nearly holding on... Oh, forget it.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- Thompson's next. Smorgasbord! - Yes, no messing about there.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Straight in. Nice one, Tommo! - What about Samantha?
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Oi... Oi... Oi... Oh, she holds on.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14And unlike Seb, she really does hold on.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- In fact, she's up.- Graaaah! - Is Skabb angry with Samantha,
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- or just angry in general?- Either way, she moves away from him
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- and leaps towards the lily-pads. - She's first over,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25and still appears to be the hot favourite.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Mackenzie might have something to say about that. He's up and over.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- The race is on!- Meanwhile, Ballista has her sights set on Thompson.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Down he goes! And Sebastian decides to keep him company.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- Skabb is a bit like popcorn! - Why is that, then, Skabb?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Sometimes I pop! - HE YELLS
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- And you're always corny. - Shut up! He might hear you.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Shaiden looking focussed. - Thompson still tottering.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Oh, lamb-pot wibble! - Back to the front runners.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Mackenzie leaps, and he's now in the lead.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Sebastian also makes it over! This final is hotting up nicely.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03And Thompson makes it over. This has never happened before.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06All four finalists over the barrier!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- When it rains, it pours, Attackers! - It's all raining down on Mackenzie
0:22:10 > 0:22:13at the moment - slime, water and paintballs.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15But it doesn't bother him. He's still leaping.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Can Tommo and Seb catch up with him?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21And what about Samantha? Oh, it's a tired leap.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Oh... And Seb's down. That might be it for him.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Thompson, though, still fighting. - Mac is now on the platform,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- but the Defenders are doing nothing. - Mac's thinking, "Who cares?"
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- He's only got the water-wall to go. - It's too late now for the others.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- And that's too little too late. - But there's Samantha.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- She's also climbing. - But Mac's already there!
0:22:41 > 0:22:46He holds the crown aloft, and he's the new king of Splatalot!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Sebastian, you can stop now.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52What a final! They all made it over the barrier,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54and then Samantha just lost out to Mackenzie.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Sometimes it's a shame there's only one winner.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59The crown isn't the only prize, is it?
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Yes, it's Splat of the Day. Remember Nicole in round one?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Her battle cry was, "When in doubt, finger dance."
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Well, we prefer, "When in doubt, splat it out."
0:23:12 > 0:23:14But there's no doubt who won today's tournament.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Mackenzie, of course!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Our new king learned to roll with the splats in the Moat Challenge.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24He took it all on the chin in the Stockade.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27And in the final he overcame all barriers...
0:23:27 > 0:23:31To capture the crown and become the new ruler of Splatalot.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33All hail, King Mac!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Well, I've been Dick... - And I've been Dom.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- And this has been Splatalot.- We'll be all those things again next time,
0:23:39 > 0:23:43but for now, here's King Mackenzie's flag-raising ceremony.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46This was slightly less painful than childbirth!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- He said it again!- Sorry, mums!
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