0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Splat time! - We raise the Splatalot drawbridge
0:00:04 > 0:00:06and welcome a dozen brave warriors
0:00:06 > 0:00:09to go head to head with the dastardly defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the highly coveted Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Can the defenders keep their castle safe from the young invaders,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20preserve the kingdom of Splatalot and reign victorious?
0:00:20 > 0:00:25All we know is some will tumble, some will tilt, some will teeter
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and all will go splatter!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Hi. I think he's Dick. - Yes, and I think he's Dom.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37This is definitely Splatalot, the game show that gives you not one...
0:00:37 > 0:00:41..not two...
0:00:38 > 0:00:41..but three...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41..yes, three...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41..amazing challenges to determine
0:00:41 > 0:00:44who will become the next ruler of Stthhhhplatalot!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47The challenges will test the speed, strength and agility
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- of our brave young attackers. - ..who must also face the defenders,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53intent on slowing them down at every turn.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56"So, what are these challenges?", I hear you ask.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58What are these challenges?
0:00:58 > 0:01:02I'm glad you asked! In round one, all 12 attackers take on the moat.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05The six fastest get the chance to escape the stockade,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08but only four will battle it out in the final for the crown.
0:01:08 > 0:01:14In the final, one brave warrior will raise that crown aloft and say...
0:01:14 > 0:01:15- Barrels.- ..barrels!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Barrels?- That's how round one starts, with the baffling barrels.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Then it's up the slope, across the mace, down the incline.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25The battle-axes are next, followed by the rope bridge of disaster,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28and finally the perilous pole vault takes us home.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Ooh, that is a very tricky course indeed.- Tricky, Dicky?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33No-one said it was going to be easy.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35OK, then, let's make it harder.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yes, here come the bad guys.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The defence of the moat and the kingdom is in their hands.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43First up, our mighty, frightful knight Knightriss,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45the agile and vile reptile Crocness,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48and, attackers, be warned, it's scornful Thorne.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51It's time for a splat attack!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Remember, the moat challenge is against the clock,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57so the defenders will be trying to slow down every attacker.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Here's the first, Emily.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Let's get this party started! - Great idea, Emily.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, hang on.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Isn't the course the other way? - Let's start again, shall we? Hm.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Let's get this party started! - That's better.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17- Emily's into charity.- And a nice charitable splat to get her started.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Attacker!- But it's not going to stay charitable for long.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I hope you're ready for this.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Scunthorpe!- Come on, Thorne! Here we go!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Knightriss has no friends! BOOM!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Yes!- Knightriss is in the zone. - And Emily is in the splat water.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Yes, well, nothing charitable about that splat from the defenders,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39but I suspect Emily's going to keep on giving.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42You should be careful of starting something you might regret!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Ooh, Bootle!- Emily slides down the incline. Bog snorkel!
0:02:46 > 0:02:51At this rate, Emily will be the most charitable person on the planet!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Here she is at the battle-axes. - You can't get past Crocness.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58That's as may be, Croc, but Emily has got past the axes, so...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, pudgy muffin.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02The poor girl's given everything
0:03:02 > 0:03:03to get round this course.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- See?- Made a healthy donation
0:03:05 > 0:03:07to the splat count, that's for sure.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Just the perilous pole vault to go.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Are you ready to give up? Crocness will make you give up!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16This could go either way.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- No! Unfair!- Back the way you came.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'm sure she'll have another go.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Oh, bunion trumpet!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Laugh all you like, Croc, but Emily has finished.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29But 8:30 might be too charitable for the other attackers.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'm gonna tear this place apart!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- OK, Alexander, let's start with the slippery slope.- Nope.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Have another go, Alex.- Nope.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Go on, one more.- Nope.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43If anything, I'd say the course is taking Alexander apart.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46And on top of that, he hasn't even met the defenders yet.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Hello, attacker! Take that!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Dundee!- Load her up, Thorne!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Alex makes a great leap, and, oh, fudge sticks!
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Well, Alexander the Great there - great leap, great splat. Game over?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Alexander is OK, but will he be OK on the axes?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Ooh, better than OK. He was splat-tacular.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Yes, this is one for the photo album.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Back flip, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15And Alexander finishes in a, well, not so great 10:56.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17But it's still early days.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Here comes Jordan.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm a beast!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Attacker? How about a kiss for Knightriss?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Eugh!
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Load her up! - Come on, Jordan, give us a war cry!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Come on, Jordan.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Well, that was a bit weird, a kissy Knightriss and a taunting Thorne.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Jordan has shrugged both off. - Let's see your skills.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yeah, come on, Jordan, show Croc what you...
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- What?!- Cartouche!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Jordan pole-vaults without the pole,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50which basically leaves him just vaulting into the moat.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55But despite all that, he finishes with a healthy 5:48.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57You got stung!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58I'm here to win!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Well, it is winner takes all, so that's a good strategy.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Kaylee likes horseback riding, but can she tame these wild axes?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Oh, no, they've thrown her. But she's here to win,
0:05:08 > 0:05:10so Kaylee gets back in the saddle.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13And heads straight back into the grubby liquid.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Kaylee canters home in 8:48, which might not cut it.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Here's our next attacker, Campbell,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19looking to make a splash.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- And he has. - Let's blow this pop stand!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Now, remember, this is against the clock.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Don't let Knightriss slow you down.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Hello, there! How about a perfect ten from Knightriss?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Pangbourne! Good job he had a helmet. Now he'd better get his skates on!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38That's right, load her up. Knightriss is good at her game!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40He's nearly over the maze, but he's struggling.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, as Gary Barlow might say...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Take that!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46So near and yet so splat.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Campbell reaches for the rope,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51but gets a splat on the back for his troubles.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Maybe I should have a go? - SHE LAUGHS
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I don't think so. Load up!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- That was awkward.- Like Campbell's victory dance,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03but he won't mind - he's second fastest so far.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05INAUDIBLE
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- BEEP! - ..things will be. What was all that?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13You were on mute. What? Apparently, they're still on mute in the moat.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Doesn't the moat have its own remote?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- I haven't the remotest idea. - OK, then we'll have to improvise.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- I'll do the defenders. - Right. Oh, but that means...
0:06:21 > 0:06:23SCOTTISH ACCENT: I'm gonna splat!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Is this the way to the crown?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oi, don't ask me, I'm just here to point angrily at you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31OK, so I'll just jump on these barrels. Oh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Marvellous!- Yeah, your Thorne's spot-on!- Wait till you hear this.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I am Knightriss. Fear me, as I stuff my splat-zooka.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- I am on fire.- Stop it, Knightriss, or I'll fall into the moat.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Look, I'm falling! Ohhh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46But I'll soon bounce back, cos I'm a bonnie lass!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Huh! I'm Knightriss! Apples and pears, leave it aht!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Fire!- Will you just stop it, Knightriss? It's having a...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Too right!- Don't you start!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's time to put another attacker on the barbie.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59First, let's go surfin'!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Och, I've just about had it with youse lot.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'm going to wash me armpits.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Ach, that's great.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08NORMAL VOICE: Hannah makes an impression with 6:03.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Hannah, we're sorry about that. Have they found the remote yet?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14So our leader is Jordan, with 5:48.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18And Alexander's 10:56 puts him in the danger zone.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21But no-one is safe yet, because we've got another six attackers,
0:07:21 > 0:07:25all with their own voices, thank goodness.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26It was me all along!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28They know how fast they need to be,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31but does that make it easier, harder or just plain splattier?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Easier? Harder? Or splattier? That is the question.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Or is that three questions? - Well, yes. No.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- I don't know, what's the answer? - Well, we're on a bit of a knife edge,
0:07:42 > 0:07:46as I shall now demonstrate, using this imaginary seesaw.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- What?- Hey! Ooh...
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Bear with me. Now, I represent the six attackers who have just finished.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Now, you get on.- What?- Come on.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Ooh!- Careful!- OK. There we go.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Ah! Lovely. Right. You are the six attackers who are about to have a go.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12At this stage, I don't know if I've done enough to get through,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14and you don't cos you haven't been round yet.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17So it all hangs in the BALANCE, you see?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21So, what happens if, I don't know, all your six make it through?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Then I'm off to the next round.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- And you end up down there. Ha!- Right.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Here's a reminder of those all-important times to beat.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Jordan will be feeling safest, as he has the fastest time, 5:48.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36But Alexander's in the danger zone with 10:56.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39The defenders return and look ready to defend their moat.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41So we'd better get ready, before...
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- I'm the best! - No, no, no, no, no, we're not ready!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47What's happening? Look, can we just start again?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- I'm the best! - Thank you, Sarah, we're ready now.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- But are YOU ready for Knightriss? - Boom! Don't think you can sneak
0:08:53 > 0:08:55past Knightriss today!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- I've never seen her so mean! - Load her up!- Neither has Thorne.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Sarah's a cheerleader.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03# S-P-A-L-T, splat, splat, splat! #
0:09:03 > 0:09:04"S-P-A-L-T"?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07That's how we do it in Splatalot.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Or "Spaltalot", as Dom spells it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Here's another tough one to spell - DNF.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Yes, sadly for Sarah, the course was too demanding,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15and she does not finish.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Small and feisty!- Dom, he just described you.- I'll bite your ankles.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Look at this, Matt makes it easily over the barrels.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25A-ha there, boy! You dare come challenge Knightriss today!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Boom!- Newport!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Yes! And she did it again!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32And boom!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Ooh, an armpit splat. That is scary from Knightriss.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- I preferred it when YOU did her voice.- Matt's going over the mace.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- But, oh, bum-b-bum-bum-bum!- Oosh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43His moat-free round comes to an end.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yes, a small and feisty splat from small and feisty Matt.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49But that's only his first mistake, so this could be a fast time.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51He's over the axes. He's sprinting round!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53He's quicker than he looks.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Wow, even Thorne's spotted the danger.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Matt's now crossed the bridge. - Can you do this?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Of course he can!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Ooh, blubber!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Oh, I don't think so.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06But Croc can't dampen his spirits, cos Matt is over in 3:42,
0:10:06 > 0:10:07the fastest time today!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10WHOO! Let's hear it for the little guy!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Hang on, I'm not normally this small.- Well, you're not.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I'm just having another go on the imaginary seesaw.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20You could have told me. Right, here's our next attacker, Benita.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Let's get ready to tumble!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- OK, Benita, I'm ready. Are you ready, Dick?- Oh, yes.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27You dare challenge Knightriss today, attacker?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Nantwich!- Load her up, Thorne.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Boom!- Nice shot!- Down she goes.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Look at this accuracy. Benita gets splattered on the upper arm
0:10:39 > 0:10:42and, seconds later, she gets splattered again in the same place
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- before finding the gravy boat. - Great loading, Thorne(!)
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Very funny. - KNIGHTRISS LAUGHS
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Eggy...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Meanwhile, back to Benita.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59She promised tumbles, and she's tumbled out of the tournament.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04On to our next attacker. Here's barrel-rumbling tumbler Connor.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Nerds rule!
0:11:05 > 0:11:10No, Connor, it clearly states the attacker who wins the crown rules.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Don't be nerdy.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Connor on the slippery slope, about to face Knightriss.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20That's right, load her up. Boom!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Boom!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Are you ready for more?- I doubt it. - Boom!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I can't take much more of this booming woman. Neither can Connor.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- He's down.- Yes! - OK, Knightriss, but remember,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34he who booms last booms longest. Basil Brush told me that.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37And Connor has just boomed himself into the second round.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Here's our eleventh attacker, Kiara. - Let's get 'er done!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Hang on, what's this?- Oh, Thorne!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Knightriss has finally let Thorne have a go.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Great shot, Thorne. Not as good as mine, though.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Double eggy.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Here's Kiara at the beastly battle axes. Gently... Gently...
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Oh, bazzanibblenoo.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Well, she's almost last,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03but she's not least when it comes to a splatting.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07That was as good a splat as we've seen. You're OK in our books, Kiara.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- I'm OK!- Yes, you're OK. That's what I just said.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11She tackles the axes again.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14This time, she makes it onto the second and...and...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ooh, shuttlecock!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18It's like she was looking for a third axe.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21But instead, she found a big fat shuttlecock.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Well, Kiara, you're still OK in our books.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- I'm OK!- You've got guts, kid.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28So we know Kiara's OK,
0:12:28 > 0:12:32but sadly, her time of 10:42 isn't. She won't be going through.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Here's Rossi, who's already under the watchful eye of Knightriss.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Fire!- You can't argue with that. She's been on FIRE all day.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Fire!- This is unfair. At least let's hear his battle cry.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- It's go time!- Well, it's been stop time so far, Rossi.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Here he is at the pole vault. - Come on, no-one gets past Crocness!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Or the pole. Everyone's struggled. Look.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Look. Look. Look. Look.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00But Rossi can change all that. Forwards...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Then backwards?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Looks like Crocness is winning.- But Rossi tries again, and this time...
0:13:06 > 0:13:09he makes it!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Croc's not a happy bunny.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15But he is. Rossi's over in 6:06, and that's good enough to go through.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Next time, we'll get you!- ARGH! Knightriss gives me nightmares.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Where's Mr Rudy?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Ohhh...- Well, think about the six attackers
0:13:23 > 0:13:26whose dream of capturing the crown is still alive.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- That dream could soon be shattered into a thousand pieces...- What?
0:13:32 > 0:13:37..because the stockade is up next, enough to give anyone nightmares.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Can't we talk about something nice? - All right.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Well, you must be happy that small and feisty Matt is in the lead.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Oh, yes! I predict he's going to win.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Plus, nerdy Connor is in second place.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54So it just goes to show, you can compete if you're big, small,
0:13:54 > 0:13:56brawny or brainy.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Yes, this show treats everyone equally. Equally badly.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- We'll splat anyone.- Anyone?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03You wouldn't splat, erm...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Oh, no, you're right, we wouldn't splat her.- Oh, right.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09And of course, you'd never splat, er...
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Well, that's where you're wrong,
0:14:13 > 0:14:18because if small and feisty Matt doesn't win, then Mr Rudy gets it!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- AAGH! No!- But first, here's a reminder of who's through.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Feisty Matt, nerdy Connor, jumping Jordan, mute-moat Hannah,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29vaulting Rossi and mace ace Campbell.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- This is not fair. - Yes, but maybe Matt WILL win.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36We know he's fast, and four attackers will survive the next round,
0:14:36 > 0:14:38which we are about to see in more detail.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41The attackers begin on the wheel of certain doom.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43They head to the rungs and build their ladders.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Some rungs fit, but some don't.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48When the ladders are built, they can grab one of only four flags
0:14:48 > 0:14:51and then make their escape to the grand final.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Yes, four flags mean four attackers will survive, but three won't.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Don't you mean two?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- I was including Mr Rudy!- AGH! Yes, but he'll survive if Matt wins.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Here are the stockade defenders.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07The painfully vain Viking Gildar, the manic mechanic Tinkor
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- and...- GAAAH! - Yes, the shouty scaremonger, Skabb.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- You're playing with the big boys. - Quiet, monkey boy.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19The defenders' job is to make life as hard as possible for this lot -
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Hannah in pink, Rossi in green,
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Connor in blue, Campbell in yellow,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Jordan in light blue
0:15:25 > 0:15:29and finally, the feist-meister and Mr Rudy's saviour, Matt, in navy.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- They won't stay in those colours for long.- It's too late to change now.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36No, in a minute, the defenders will only have foam monkeys to aim at.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Foam monkeys? I like it!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- HOOTER - And they're off!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Here we go!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Campbell and Hannah are off to a good start.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Who's Gildar gooing?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- It's Jordan!- Hannah is the first to make it to the ladders.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Oh, double whammy-splatty.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54First, a back splat, then an arm whack,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57which leads to a fall into the foam.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Hannah now has a second rung. She's flying!- There's Matt.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Come on, keep it feisty! Oof!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Skabb rules! - Ooh, and the arm thwacks Hannah.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- There's a rung for Rossi. - And there's some slime from Tinkor.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- But Rossi's rung doesn't fit! What's up, Matt?- Oh, Matt's up.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16THAT'S what's up! And now, he's down.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I can't watch. Come on, Matt, do it for Mr Rudy!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Oh, Aldershot!- Attackers! You're playing with the big boys now.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Yeah, the big boys!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27If Tinkor's a big boy, how big do you have to be?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Now, that's comedy timing. Nice one, Jordan.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- You're supposed to pop the balloons, Gildar!- I'm sorry!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Yeah, you should be!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41And while Skabb and Gildar fight, Hannah finishes her ladder.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- Gildar starts hosing.- And Matthew starts hurdling! What a leap!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Ooh, Jordan looks tired. - And Hannah looks...
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Well, she tries to look, but there's too much foam.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Well, I don't know if he meant to, but Gildar just came to her rescue.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Another brave leap from the mighty mouse, Matthew.- Here comes Hannah.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- There goes Hannah. - Well, she's got clean goggles now,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07but she didn't see that coming.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It's time someone made a move in this round. It's Skabb!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Hannah responds by making it to the top of the wheel,
0:17:13 > 0:17:14and she grabs the first flag!
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Oh, knobbly-wally! - Who's Tinkor sliming?- Rossi.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- Well, Rossi, you did ask.- Campbell is still building his ladder.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Hannah is about to climb! Tinkor gives her a slime stick.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Oh, no, Matt's brung the wrong rung! - And Hannah's through to the final.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35They're getting away! Don't let them get away!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Don't shout at Skabb! Skabb does the shouting!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Yes, well, Skabb does the shouting, but he also does the splatting.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Rochdale!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Campbell climbs. And Tinkor slimes. Lovely.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- Now what's Skabb up to?- He's up to no good, by the look of it.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56OK, this is hotting up. We have five attackers, but only three flags.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00And it looks like Connor's making a move! Yes, he's going for a flag.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03He's in an awkward position, but he has the second flag!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Campbell's also after one. But he can't get past the arms!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Connor approaches his ladder. - And Campbell gets his flag.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- Connor won't mind, cos he's through! - Matt WILL mind, though,
0:18:14 > 0:18:17especially when he sees Campbell sprinting up his ladder with a flag.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- But he slips!- Jordan's floundering.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- I'm not going to GIVE you the crown!- I should hope not.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- There's another round to go yet. - Campbell is the third through,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28which means there's only one place left.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Matt is building his ladder. Rossi's going for the flag.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- And, oh, he slips!- Matt's finished, so he can go for the flag, too!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Rossi has another go, and...
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Yes, he's got the flag!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42They're getting away! They're getting away!
0:18:42 > 0:18:47And climbing like a majestic foam monkey, Rossi makes it to the final!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48THEY CHEER
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Ah, so that's what foam monkeys sound like.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Farewell, small and feisty Matt. - And so long, Jordan.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01But it's time to say hello to today's finalists.
0:19:03 > 0:19:09So I think Mr Rudy needs to be introduced to my old friend, Mr Pie.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Wait! But surely the final's more important?
0:19:11 > 0:19:12I mean, after all,
0:19:12 > 0:19:15we're about to find out who will defeat the defenders...
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Defend the crown! - ..and get to wear that.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22You know something? You're right.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- The final is way more important than this.- Thank you!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Best to get it out of the way now.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30No! Oi! Mr Rudy! How could you?!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Now, can we stop worrying about Mr Rudy and get on with the main event?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Through to the final are:
0:19:38 > 0:19:39And Rudy! I mean Rossi.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Ballista and Kookaburra have been called up
0:19:42 > 0:19:45to ensure the defenders are at full strength for the final.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49This is what they'll be defending, the Capture the Crown course.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51They start with the pole drop into the foam.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Then over teeters, the barrier and bouncy buoys.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Before climbing the water wall
0:19:56 > 0:19:58and capturing that all-important Splatalot crown.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Here's how the attackers line up.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Rossi's in green, Connor's in blue,
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Hannah's in pink and Campbell's in yellow.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08# Splat 'em to the ground! Defend the crown! #
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Apparently, they write their own material.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13# Splat 'em to the ground! Defend the crown! #
0:20:13 > 0:20:15And they're off, straight down into the funky foam.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Ooh, umbilicallme Betty!
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- And what a lovely way for Hannah to start the final.- Onto the teeters.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Who will fall first? Campbell?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29No, he's OK. How about Hannah?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Nearly, but she recovers. Campbell? No, he's still on. So's Connor.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36And so is Rossi. This is unheard-of. Will somebody please splat?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Thank you, Rossi. And thank you, too, Campbell.- Well, what a relief.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43It looked like no-one would teeter. Or totter.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Time for a shower!- Oh, I'm missing Gildar and Skabb already!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53We've got a comedian! Oh, you're saturated!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Hannah refuses to get drawn into the sideshow, but she overshoots!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Will that count? - Both feet need to be on the barrier.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02It's controversial, but she's been allowed to continue.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04That puts her in the lead.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Campbell's still teetering.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Hannah's now climbing. - And Connor's a goner.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Good luck crossing my courtyard!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Well, it won't be yours for much longer, if Hannah wins.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19That is looking ever more likely, as she's well ahead of the rest.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Someone just woke up Thorne! - Connor's off again.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25And yes, there goes Rossi, too. Now, what about Campbell?
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- Yes, he makes it a splat-trick. - Hannah's reaching across.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32And Hannah is still hanging on.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34She reaches for the wall, and she makes it!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Is it too late for the rest now? Connor sprints.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- And he's over!- And like Hannah, he is allowed to proceed.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42At least they're applying the same rules to everyone.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Hannah seems to be struggling. - Rossi tries sprinting.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Wu-tang!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Hannah can't get out!
0:21:48 > 0:21:49It's time for slime!
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Croc splats Rossi, who's still at the end of his teeter.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- And Thorne joins him with the vaporiser.- How d'you like that?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Despite all that unwanted attention, Rossi is over!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01The final is now anybody's! Well, almost.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Hannah is getting absolutely nowhere.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Look, Connor's closing in.- But Knightriss is there to slow him down.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- And Thorne does the same to Rossi. - Tink joins in, too!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13So that crown is still there for the taking.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Hannah has yet another go.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18But Connor is now on the platform and takes the lead!
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- What will Hannah and Rossi do now? - Defend the crown! Defend the crown!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- Too late, Kook - Connor is climbing. - Looks like it's over for Rossi.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Connor's on the water wall. What is Hannah thinking?- Too late,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33because Connor has made it to the top and has the crown!
0:22:33 > 0:22:38- Yeah!- All hail King Connor, the conqueror of Splatalot!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Ugh!- So, to the victor the spoils,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43and to the losers some more splats.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Isn't that right, Your Highness? - That's right! Nerds rule!
0:22:46 > 0:22:51Wow! That will go down as one of the best finals in Splatalot history.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Oh, you've got to feel for Hannah! - Don't take anything away from Connor.
0:22:54 > 0:22:59- He's a worthy winner, too.- Now, let's see who's worthy of THIS title.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04As always, we had a ton of top splats to choose from.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07But there can only be one, and this is it.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Yes, Alexander's attempt to cross the battle-axes.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14The second axe gets him, and then he's head over heels into the moat.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17One for the family album. Great one, Alexander.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25So, from Alexander the Great to our new king, Connor the Conqueror.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Nerds rule!- Connor was today's most consistent attacker.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31He finished second in the moat challenge.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34He kept his record neat by finishing second in the stockade.
0:23:34 > 0:23:40- Yeah!- But then he ruined it all by going one better in the final.- Yeah!
0:23:40 > 0:23:41That's all for now. Till next time...
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- BOTH:- Keep splatting!
0:23:43 > 0:23:44THEY CHEER
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I'm the king of the castle!
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