0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:07Today we invite a dozen bravehearted young warriors to go head to head
0:00:07 > 0:00:09with the defiant Defenders.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13At stake is the Splatalot kingdom, and this highly coveted crown!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Will the Defenders keep the castle and kingdom safe -
0:00:16 > 0:00:20or will the Attackers rise to the challenge, and reign victorious?
0:00:22 > 0:00:27Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter, and who will go SPLAT?!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hello, we're Dick and Dom...
0:00:32 > 0:00:35And welcome to the only show on earth with a Medieval Moat,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37a Rope Bridge of Disaster,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40a Wheel of Certain Doom, an Annihilating Arm...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Whoa, there!- What? - A Wheel of Certain Doom?- Yes.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- A Rope Bridge of Disaster?- Yes!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Isn't that just all a bit... terrifying?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50No, no, no. The Terrifying Rolling Mace is...terrifying.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52See...? There's another.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Can't we just give them nice names like...the Reasonable Rope Bridge,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59the Wheel of Roundness, the Roly-Poly Rolling Mace -
0:00:59 > 0:01:00wouldn't that be a bit nicer?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Yeah, yeah... No!- Fair enough. Here's what's coming up today.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07We start with the Moat Challenge - it's a time trial,
0:01:07 > 0:01:11and only the six fastest Attackers will make it through.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14In round two they will have to seize one of four flags
0:01:14 > 0:01:16before escaping the Stockade.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Four flags means only four finalists, all competing
0:01:19 > 0:01:22to claim the Splatalot crown.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24No-one said it was going to be easy.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Here's that Moat Challenge, in more detail.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30The first thing facing the Attackers is the Pungent Plank...
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Then it's on to the Roly-Poly Mace...- No, it's Terrifying!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38OK. After the Impossible Incline, it's across the Beastly Battleaxes...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Then over the rope bridge of disaster...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Then the Debilitating Disc which completes the course.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47So, the Attackers have got their work cut out for them.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49That course is next to impossible -
0:01:49 > 0:01:53even a perfect specimen like me would have trouble getting across.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Let's move on.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Making the challenges even harder are those dastardly Defenders.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02She's your worst nightmare, Knightriss.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05He's vain and a pain - it's Gildar.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08And finally the joker in the pack - it's Kookaburra!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Welcome to Splatalot! - Mm-mm. Not welcome.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16The Defenders are in position, the course is looking great -
0:02:16 > 0:02:19bring out the Attackers. This round is against the clock.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- And kicking us off is Nick. - Stinger!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Nick, a man of few words... - Actually one word.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I believe the Stinger has been stung.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Hello! I'll be your host for this evening, my name is Kookaburra.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34It's all so polite.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ohhh...! Then that happens.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40As Gildar said, the Stinger has been stung, stung...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42and stung again.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- But he's back up. - Nicholas, I am the mighty Gildar...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I beg your pardon, Nicholas?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50And into the dirty Norris.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Did he say "Doop off"? - I think it's German.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Well, it's certainly thrown the Defenders.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Oh, and that's not all he's throwing!- Hey! Uncalled for!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Can he use the Defenders' weapons against them?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Well, there's nothing in the rule book to say that he can't,
0:03:06 > 0:03:07so we're letting it go.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Let's call it showing initiative!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13The Battleaxes are next...
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Get ready for a dooping...
0:03:15 > 0:03:20Kookaburra, chirpy and irritating as always... Oooh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23There's nothing in the rule book that stops us watching that again...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26and again...and not again.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Ah, Nicholas! How will you fare today?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Less dooping - more attacking.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Nicholas has really got to the Defenders...
0:03:38 > 0:03:44Which isn't always the best plan - they often have the last splat.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Bull-whacka! What a naughty man.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50And Nick is finding the disc debilitating.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You've been dooped.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Nick has finished, his time is 8.21,
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- far from safe but still very good. - Here's Ada.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59I am a Giant!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Ada claims to be a giant. - Maybe it's in her spare time.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06It's a giant struggle for her on the slope...
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Eurgh... Eurgh...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Ada, how handsome do you find me? - Very beautiful!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Ada, what about me? - You're also very beautiful.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- This girl's going far.- I don't want to dishearten you, chaps,
0:04:18 > 0:04:20but I think she was using SARCASM.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I don't follow you.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Let's just follow Ada as she takes on the Impossible Incline.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Demonstrating a perfect slide-splat-splash manoeuvre.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35It doesn't get splattier.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Not a bad time though, and it's the six fastest who go through.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Ada's being silly... So is Kook!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44And next it's Charlie.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Don't fall in the water!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Well, that was like falling off a plank, Charlie.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53And that might be just a little too laid-back from Kookaburra.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55You've caught me at an awkward time -
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I don't know whether to defend, or to eat my banana...
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, Charlie's crossing the mace...
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Now he's charging down the incline...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Ooh - Engelbert Humpersplat!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Hey, Kook just used his banana skin as another weapon!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's not slapstick, it's SPLAT-stick.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17You should do silent comedy. You're less funny when you talk.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Shut up. Charlie's at the Debilitating Disc.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22How does it feel to be beaten down by a lady?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Huh? Huh? Knightriss! That's right!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27But he's not over either...
0:05:27 > 0:05:31There's nothing she can do now, and Charlie's made it over the line!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Poor defending all round. - Come on!
0:05:35 > 0:05:40But don't take anything away from Charlie - 2.43 is a great time.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Here's our next Attacker, Anthony.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Whenever you're ready, mate...
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Yippie-kai-yay!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50HE LAUGHS Well, his battle cry was a tad late,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52but it's all about his time.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Are you giving me some sass?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Anthony dealing with Gildar... The spiky mace is another matter!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Nothing I enjoy more than a good stopping of the sass.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Well, the message is loud and clear - don't get sassy,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10or you'll get sploosh-wangled.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13More from Anthony later. Here's Josephine!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Asia power!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Let's see how she does on the mace.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Whoa! With the personal attacks. - We're sassin' it up again.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24I like it, though.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27The Attackers are really dishing it out today...
0:06:28 > 0:06:32But the course always finds a way of answering back.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And the answer here is stripping Josephine of her left shoe.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- So long... SOLE long(!)- So...lame.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Whatever - Josephine, minus her shoe, courageously finishes on 9.47.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Back to the Sass-meister, here's Anthony at the disc.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- KNIGHTRISS:- Are you ready?- Ah...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50And another splat for his collection.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53He finishes with a time of 6.12, which should be good enough.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Here's Liam...
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I like cheese!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Red Leicester(?) That's as maybe, but he doesn't like the mace -
0:07:00 > 0:07:02the poor lad is frozen.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- Poor Kookaburra...is falling asleep. - I know - I'll press this.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Stop - you've gone too far. - It won't stop!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13What have I told you about touching expensive equipment?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Give it to me...- No! Aaargh...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17TAPE KEEPS SPEEDING UP
0:07:20 > 0:07:22What do we do now(?)
0:07:24 > 0:07:26OK...! Here's the leaderboard.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Charlie has the top time of 2.43,
0:07:29 > 0:07:31while Josephine is slowest with 9.47.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36It's all still up against the clock so speed is everything!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- So you promise never to touch it again...- Yes.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- If you see buttons... - Don't press them.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Even the shiny ones? - Especially the shiny ones.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48We're halfway through the first half.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Which is a bit nerve-tingly cos Attackers start to get eliminated.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Only the six fastest will survive
0:07:53 > 0:07:56and with six more Attackers still to come,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58no-one has secured their place in the next round.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Even the current leader isn't safe yet.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03So here's a reminder of the leader board so far.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Charlie has the top time of 2.43,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08but the time to beat in order to qualify
0:08:08 > 0:08:11is 9.47 belonging to Josephine, in sixth place.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Knightriss, Kookaburra and Gildar are back on the course...
0:08:14 > 0:08:17So it's time to get the second half underway.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18No!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Hi, Mom!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Let's see how Tyler deals with Gildar.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Tyler, how are you today?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30That's good. Is your mother watching?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Hello to Tyler's mom who is clearly impressed
0:08:34 > 0:08:36by my handsome, Viking-like features.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42I heard he printed 10,000 autographed cards and posted them all to himself!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45It would take a brave warrior to recover from Gildar's nonsense.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Oh, again, Tyler, hold on! - Come on, Tyler!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Bungled! Gravity wins every time.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Watch again, doesn't it look like Tyler's floundering like a fish?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57You've found another shiny button, haven't you?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Did you press it on purpose? - No, I pressed it on porpoise!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Tyler now with the Debilitating Disc to go.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Careful, my boy,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Knightriss has her eye on you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10That can't be pleasant when you're being pelted with water
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- and hanging by a thread. - Oh, burples!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Good effort but he's in the broth.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Sorry, Mum, that must be embarassing for you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Says the world's most embarassing man.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Tyler won't mind because at the moment his time is good enough.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Here's Attacker number eight, Breanna.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I like cotton swabs and white glue!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Now, there's a happy face!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Hi.- Hello, Breanna.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34That's not nice!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Not supposed to be nice, I am a Defender!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38You look like Goldilocks!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Telling me I look like Goldilocks! I'm not laughing!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Meanwhile, back at the Mace...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh, goldigloop! Brea's making waves.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47She certainly is.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I don't know how Goldilocks Gildar will recover from this! Replay it.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Do you think his paintballs were too hard, too soft
0:09:54 > 0:09:55or just right?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Breanna progressing to the Incline.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00- Gildar!- >
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Oh, Kook's up to something.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05And what's that supposed to mean?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Get the Attacker.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Brilliant!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, now Knightriss is having a go!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Wait a minute, I got one.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Defend the castle!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Well, all you had to do was do this...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Cut it out!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Back to the action, Breanna on the Battleaxes...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Whoa, and off them!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Breanna boo-boo. That deserves a replay,
0:10:27 > 0:10:32and Breanna deserves a medal because that's a potential Splat Of The Day!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No go.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Breanna boo-boo makes it over the finishing line
0:10:36 > 0:10:39but she won't make it any further with that time.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Hard cheese, Brea!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's not funny! Anyway, brie is a soft cheese.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46All right, I was only monkeying around.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oooaaaahhhh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Looks like you've met your match with Janel, then!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, and he's met his match on the Incline.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Hhhhauk-auk-auk!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Prize turkey impression for Melanie but a 'fowl' result on the Mace!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Cat face!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Cat face?- Oh, now there's a cat amongst the turkeys.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Have we wandered into Dick And Dom Go Wild?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Well, it is a jungle out there!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09And the beastly Battleaxes don't care
0:11:09 > 0:11:11what kind of beast you throw at them.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Monkeys, turkeys or cats, they're all going in the Moat.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Wey!
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Oh... Oi!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22But Melanie has found her way over and is crossing the Rope Bridge.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Trouble is, the next predator in the food chain is waiting.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28There goes Janel...
0:11:28 > 0:11:31And Heather makes three Rope Bridge casualties.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35That's how it's done! Ha!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38So, will they go wild about their times?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Janel has 5.53 and goes ape!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Melanie gobble-gobbled up the course in 4.41, a great time.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47And Heather is purrr-fectly happy with 7.04
0:11:47 > 0:11:49which is good enough for now.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Jonathan could change all that.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Feel the thunder!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56And old Jonny wins Battle Cry Of The Day.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Could everyone be quiet? I'm trying to feel the thunder.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Feel the thunder!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- SOUND OF WIND BREAKING - Oh!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I think the thunder was just a fart.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06SOUND OF WIND BREAKING
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, jeez, oh...
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Well, yes, that's certainly cleared the air.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- But Jonathan can't clear the Mace. - We all felt Jonathan's thunder,
0:12:16 > 0:12:22but the storm blew itself out and ended in a time-honoured spla-a-t!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24But is it a time-honoured time?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- Yes! - SOUND OF BREAKING WIND
0:12:25 > 0:12:295.31 means that thunder pants Jonathan will return!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Well, that's it.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32That's it for Round One.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Sadly, six Attackers must now leave the kingdom.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38But for the remaining six, the quest continues.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40A quest that will ultimately lead to a new ruler.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43But will we have a new king or a new queen?
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Here are the job applicants.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You too. They now move onto the Stockade,
0:12:49 > 0:12:51a different challenge all together.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53In Round Two the Attackers go head-to-head.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55And as ever on Splatalot,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58they will also be going splat-to-splat.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05The Attackers through are Charlie, the fastest in Round One...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Melanie, our turkey girl... - Anthony, the sassmeister...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Heather, who's feline fine... - Janel, our cheeky monkey...
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- And Jonathan, who likes to break wind.- Yeah,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16and won our unofficial Battle Cry Of The Day with...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- feel the thunder! - IMPRESSIVE WIND BREAKING
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Feel the thunder! PARP!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Think I need to work on mine a bit.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Yeah. Lying ahead is the Stockade. Two Attackers won't escape.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30But four will, and will compete in the grand final
0:13:30 > 0:13:32where that much-treasured crown awaits.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33So, who's your favourite?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Let's take a closer look at the next round.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Welcome to the Stockade.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45See those spinning hexagons?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Imagine trying to stand on one!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Once they've got their balance they must collect these rungs
0:13:50 > 0:13:52and build their own ladder.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Then they must grab one of four flags and make their escape
0:13:55 > 0:13:56to the top of the Stockade.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01That is why the Stockade is such a horrible place to be.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Six Attackers but only four flags. Two have to go.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06So this is where things can really turn ugly.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Oh, no, don't let Gildar hear you say that, he hates that word.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I'd forgotten about the Defenders, because in Round Two
0:14:12 > 0:14:15we also freshen things up with a new batch of baddies.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18We certainly do, and they can't wait to take part in this splatfest!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22In the Stockade today will be the one, the only...
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Making his first Splatalot appearance it's...
0:14:25 > 0:14:28And finally we say hello to...
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Prepare to be amazed... - At our sheer power!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34So, we're about to begin.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Here's how the Attackers line up from left to right -
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Melanie in the light blue,
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Heather in pink, Jonathan in yellow,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Anthony in navy...- Janel in orange and Charlie in green.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45HOOTER SOUNDS
0:14:45 > 0:14:47And they're off!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Here comes the slime and foam - it's about to get very slippy.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Very slippy indeed.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Charlie makes a big leap for the rung but not big enough.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59It's nice to see Skabb so happy with his work.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02And Tinkor with a devastating splat on the back.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Thorne also trying to target Janel.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05He's got his first rung!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- There's no business like splat business.- Show tunes from Skabb.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- How did that happen?- Jonathan takes quite a tumble.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14He uses the hexagon as a springboard.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18You can see how close he gets to the rungs but he comes up with nowt.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23Here's Charlie. It's a good leap. That's how to do it, Jonathan.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Ohh!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31The ladders are underway but the splats keep coming.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Anthony, splat. Melanie, splat.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Heather, splat.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Thorne unleashes more slime just as Charlie goes for another leap.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Ba-doing! Splat!
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Charlie tears down the rung-holder and the rung. Is it safe?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49We've heard from the authorities at the castle that they'll be
0:15:49 > 0:15:50billing Charlie for the damage.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53There's £100 for paint, £900 for labour,
0:15:53 > 0:15:57(HIGH-SPEED) service, damages, £600 for this, £300 for that
0:15:57 > 0:16:00(NORMAL SPEED) which makes Charlie's chance of winning...
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- impossible!- Let's get back to the action.
0:16:03 > 0:16:10It's all to play for in the stockade but Jonathan has a bunged rung.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Don't think he's bunged up any more.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Can you smell that?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Moving on, Melanie overshoots...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Janel almost jumped straight into her!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Melanie and Janel almost literally head-to-head!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Thorne keeps splatting but he's not seen Charlie
0:16:34 > 0:16:36who now has his last rung in place.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- Uh-oh. Tinkor's seen him.- And slimes him but it doesn't slow Charlie down.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42He's first to grab a flag.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Melanie and Anthony are still leaping to stay in contention.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Charlie is on his way up and out of the stockade! He's first through!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53One down and three to go for the five remaining Attackers.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Who will be next?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Anthony makes his way up but Tinkor is waiting with a slime bucket.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Oh and that is a seriously slimy splat!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Hexi-whack-a-bathan.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Tinkor swapped his bucket of slime for a slime stick.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Skabb's now on the goo grenades. The Defenders are working as a team.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12And slowing the Attackers down.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16However, Anthony now has a flag. Only two left for the others!
0:17:16 > 0:17:21The tension is building! Anthony's the second Attacker through.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Boo! Jonathan is finishing his ladder.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26But Melanie is ahead of him!
0:17:27 > 0:17:31And Melanie is sprinting up the ladder.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Skabb is concentrating on Janel as Jonathan grabs the final flag.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Melanie clambers to the top. So does Jonathan. That's it!
0:17:38 > 0:17:39The round is complete!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Melanie and Jonathan are moving on with Charlie and Anthony.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45It's goodbye to Janel and Heather.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50- One more.- And Skabb splats Heather after the round is over.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Surely Skabb should be sent off for that!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55It doesn't affect the result.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Charlie, Anthony, Melanie and Jonathan
0:17:57 > 0:17:59move on to the Grand Finale.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Well, our speed machine Charlie was first to finish yet again.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05But that is exactly what he needs to do one more time
0:18:05 > 0:18:07if he wants to get his hands on this -
0:18:07 > 0:18:09the Crown of Splatalot!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12But standing in the way will be all six Defenders -
0:18:12 > 0:18:16plus the other three Attackers might have something to say about it all.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17It's Splat Time!
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Why don't we just take a moment to celebrate some classic Splats?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Feel the thunder!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I think Defender was just for fun.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32HE LAUGHS
0:18:45 > 0:18:47That's how it's done!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49And that's why we call it Splatalot!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51So, who are we left with in the final?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Charlie, AKA the Speed Merchant,
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Anthony, AKA Mr Sassy,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Melanie, AKA the Christmas Special... - What?- Turkey.- Oh, yeah.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01And Jonathan, AKA the Weatherman. WIND BREAKING
0:19:01 > 0:19:05They were among 12 contenders who bravely raced around the Moat challenge.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Six survived to battle it out in the Stockade...
0:19:07 > 0:19:11..which claimed two more Attackers, leaving us with today's finalists.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- It really is a massive achievement. - So who's going to win, out of...?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Tricky to say, really - previous form's not always the best guide
0:19:22 > 0:19:24as each round has its own unique challenges.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28A major challenge in the final is the inclusion of all six Defenders,
0:19:28 > 0:19:30who will not be making life easy for the Attackers.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35We've got Gildar, Tinkor, Skabb, Kookaburra, Knightriss and Thorne.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Now, let's check out the course.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41We start with the pole drop into the Murky Mudbath
0:19:41 > 0:19:44and then it's over the Slippery Slippery Slides.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46The Titanic Teeter-Totters are next,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48followed by the Barrier Of All Barriers.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51The Leaping Lily Pads await, and then it's a climb up Water Wall,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53where the crown can be found.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56When you put it as simply as that, it sounds...impossible.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58So here's the line-up for the final.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Charlie in the green helmet, Anthony in the navy,
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Jonathan in the yellow and Melanie in the light blue.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07The Defenders are looking really focused -
0:20:07 > 0:20:09even Skabb and Kookaburra!
0:20:09 > 0:20:14And the final begins! The Attackers slide straight into the mud
0:20:14 > 0:20:17and then get hosed down by Gildar and Kookaburra.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Charlie's leading the way on the slide - is he the favourite?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21It's looking that way.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23He's also the first on the Teeter...
0:20:23 > 0:20:25but he's also first off!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Now everyone else is teetering and tottering.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Teety-totty, teety-totty.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Arr! Take that!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Knightriss adding to the splat count there.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38That count is going through the roof!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40It always does at the Teeter-Totters.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Who's going to make that break?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Oh, Tinkal has gone for yellow slime. What's that made of?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Ask Charlie, he's got it all over him.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51And he makes it to the barrier first!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Time for you to let off a little steam.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Don't worry, Charlie - it's not really steam, it's a distraction.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It hasn't really worked - he's on the Lily Pads!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Feel the thunder!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06WIND BREAKING
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Jonathan is feeling the thunderous might of the Teeter-Totters.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I think we should publicly apologise now to Jonathan
0:21:13 > 0:21:16for this bad running gag before we really do steal his thunder.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Charlie on the Leaping Lily Pads is doing just that,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- leaping even further ahead. - Melanie, Jonathan and Anthony
0:21:22 > 0:21:25are still struggling to get to the Barrier.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Charlie's one leap nearer!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31But Melanie is one splat further away.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34And Charlie leaps for the platform, but he doesn't make it.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37He has to get his elbows on to that platform to proceed.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Possibly for the first time today, Charlie is struggling!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- The Defenders have surrounded him! - Good defending, everyone.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Now can the other Attackers make the most of this opportunity?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Droopy Dribbler! - The answer at the moment is no,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52as Tony is still getting splatted. Ouch!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Ooh...ouch!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Ooh!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58So there's teetering, there's leaping,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00bit more teetering,
0:22:00 > 0:22:02little bit more leaping,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07and some teetering and some vaporising.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Thank goodness for that. - Charlie's across!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11They're getting the crown!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Gildar's not a happy bunny.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Arrr!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17And Charlie is almost there!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20A last-minute splat for Kookaburra, but it's too late!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Charlie has come to the crown - he is the new king of Splatalot!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26What are we doing? Just giving away crowns?!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29While the other attackers take a well-earned splat,
0:22:29 > 0:22:32we salute our new king, Charlie.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I think there can be no doubt that Splatalot has a worthy champion.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Mm, yes. Charlie led every single round from start to finish.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41The Defenders won't be happy, but they rarely are.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44But they always make a major contribution to the splats.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- It's time to find out which splat was splattier than the rest.- Bleh.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54I think this part of the show gets harder each time.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- How do we choose?- Well, we have to, and here it is.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Remember Ada in round one?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01She'll probably remember this!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Again the incline takes its toll
0:23:04 > 0:23:07and Ada flies around like the ball in a pinball machine.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10She may not have got to the final, but she made the splat of the day!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Back to Charlie and his journey to the crown.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Don't fall in the water!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18He aced the Mace and delivered the fastest time across the Moat.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22He then started to tear down the Stockade with his bare hands,
0:23:22 > 0:23:24and was also first to the top with a flag.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26And he led from start to finish in the finale.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Despite the Defenders' best efforts, he became the new king of Splatalot!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Whoo!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Well, what a great show! We crowned a lovely ruler...
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Saw some amazing defending...
0:23:35 > 0:23:38And as always, witnessed some top-drawer splatting.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40One final ceremony remains,
0:23:40 > 0:23:43and for that, we require the services of His Royal Splatness, King Charlie.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I fell in the water!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Splat you next time!- Bye for now!
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