0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Splatalot! - Time to follow 12 attackers
0:00:03 > 0:00:08as they mount an assault against the unstable defenders of Castle Splat,
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- all to catch a purple cushion. - Shiny crown!- Shiny crown.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Will the Splatalot defenders see off the assault?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Or, as happens more than you might think,
0:00:16 > 0:00:19will the attackers overcome them and claim the titular titfer?
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter
0:00:22 > 0:00:24- and who will go...- Splat!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Hello, I'm Dick.- He is. And I'm Dom.- He is.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32- And you're watching something that we like to call Spppppplatalot.- Mm.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34We also call it splendiferous.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Spppppplat-tastic. - Spleen-splittingly good.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Do you really call it that? - I do on a Tuesday.- Fair enough.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Featuring some of the toughest courses ever!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43So let's take a closer look.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46It's three courses. For starter, the mouth-watering moat.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48For main, the delicious delights of the stockade.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50And for yummy pud, the crown round,
0:00:50 > 0:00:54with coffee and crown to finish. Don't forget to leave a tip.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And that tip would be...?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Don't go away, or you'll miss the first round.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- The first round, you say? Tell me more.- All right. I will.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Our attackers will start off by trying to walk on water!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Or walk on the pungent plank on the water, which is still tricky.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11They'll try and make it up the slippery slope.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- More slippy than a frozen banana skin.- Forward onto the rolling mace.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Spikier than a cactus with a poky stick.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- All whilst avoiding the splat-zooka. - More, erm, zookery than...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Then the impossible incline.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- More impossible than double maths. - Yeah! Next, the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Beastlier than Dom's onion bhaji bottom burps.- Now you look here...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Then the rope bridge with the water cannon.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Ropier and wetter than Dick's disastrous face.- Oi!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- The debilitating disc takes us over the finish line.- But that's not all.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42No, the attackers will also face some awesome EastEnders.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46I'm sorry, I'll say that again. Some awful defenders.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48That's "awful" as in nasty, not rubbish.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Come to think of it, works both ways.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Love him or hate him, it's Tinkor.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Loves walks on the beach - it's Crocness.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Loves himself... - My name is Thorne.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Watch out, attackers.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03For the giant battle-axes!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Ooh, tough times ahead for our attackers. Let's see how they get on.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Spppppplats away!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- I hear you're not feeling well, Croc.- I'm a bit off today.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What does Tinkor suggest for medication?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Two parts Gildar hair, two parts slime.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Other cold and flu remedies are available.- Here's Eli.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23I like cheese!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Well, ice man Eli should be at home on the cheesy, pungent plank.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh, he should have tried to cross more Caerphilly. Caerphilly!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- It's a cheese joke. - The first of the day.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- I doubt it'll be the last. - You like cheese?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Well, say cheese!- I was right.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Ooh, Audi poke! - Tinkor! Eeh! Ooh! Ah! Eeh! Oh!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Dick, check this out. Circle here, circle there,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47and ta-da, Emmenthal button!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Oh, I wanted to press that one. - Hard cheese, buddy.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53I thought I was the cheesy-gag merchant. Stick to being angry.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54- Oi!- That's better.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Eli at the rolling mace, and he needs to pick up the pace.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Ooh, sponge rubber!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Eli's back up and facing the incline.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Gently does it. He's finding his footing.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Oh, and now he finds himself in the hanky filler.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - I'm not thinking anything.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Typical! I'm thinking that could be Splat of the Day.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20On to the battle-axes, and Eli's cutting it fine on the choppers.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Ooh, what a leap! And what a landing. He hangs on.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Thorne piles on the pressure, but Eli is over. His confidence is building.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Is that all I've got?! Of course not!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, dear, maybe Eli was a tad overconfident.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Yes, taunting the defenders often leads to the daunting prospect
0:03:38 > 0:03:41of a big, soft, creamy, cheesy splat. THORNE LAUGHS
0:03:41 > 0:03:42And 9:25 might not be good enough
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- for Eli, the cheese-loving ice man. - Sounds like a CBeebies show.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49If you can't take the heat, stay out of the oven!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Oh, this could be good. Here comes hyper attacker Bradley.- Twogbert!
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Oh, brilliant, off the end of the plank and into the end of the slope.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, Brad?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03If you can't take the slime, stay out of the castle!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06The question should be can he take the rolling mace?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- The answer is yes, really quickly. - Ooh, into the splitties!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Stop showing off, young Bradley. You've got a castle to invade.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Where did he go?- There he is.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Oh, yeah?- He splats. He splits. He gives Thorne lip.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22This kid is awesome!
0:04:22 > 0:04:28- Woah!- One of the fastest, funniest runs ever. Brad gets an amazing 2:02.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Our next attacker is Holly. - Peace out!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, that was hardly peaceful, now, was it?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Here's Holly at the bottom of the slope.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Still at the bottom. But she's now managing to...
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- Well, no, stay at the bottom. - Ooh, but this looks more promising.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- No, no, no, still at the bottom. - Her feet get in a muddle,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49and down she goes.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Her head tells her she should go up but her body decides down is best.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- And into the manooka she goes. - Let's move on.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Holly has, she's moved on to the top of the rolling mace.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Tink's got her in his sights. - But Holly's on the move!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04She's doing fantastic. Oh...
0:05:04 > 0:05:08A new way of saying "hanging by a thread
0:05:08 > 0:05:10"and then splatting in the moat."
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Still, Holly's finished in a time of 6:11, which could be OK.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16This is where evil meets medieval!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Carisa stormed the plank and the slope. You don't want to see THAT.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22You want to see her getting splatted by Tinkor
0:05:22 > 0:05:25as he does a mutant duck impression.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Gah! Ha!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Now, here's where Carisa went wrong.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30A crawl on the mace leads to a fall from grace.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- Who's Grace? That's Carisa.- I know, and this is Andrew.- I like cookies!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered,
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Andrew has fought his way here to Castle Splat to tell us that?!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Each to their own.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46If he likes cookies, does he like falling into freezing moats?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I hope so, otherwise he'll be very disgruntled.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- "Disgruntled"? That's not a word.- Is so. Look in this handy dictionary.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Oh, yeah, so it is! So how does he get re-gruntled?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Watch your step!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Getting over the battle-axes should do it.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Ooh, pumplewart!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Oh, dear, that will mean a distinct lack of gruntlement for Andy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Crocness, on the other hand, definitely feeling the gruntles.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12But Andy ends up with a time of 5:10.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Looking pretty safe, especially compared to Carisa's 8:20.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16She's got to be in the danger zone.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Here's Sienna.- Check it!- Check what?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Hey, Sienna!- What?- Check it!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Exeter!
0:06:23 > 0:06:28Double Exeter! Oh, yes, a double Exeter on your bonce, girlfriend.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33- Woah, Sienna's fighting back. - Is that allowed?- Perhaps.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Sienna now at the rope bridge. Crocky tries to distract her.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41- Ooh, whilst Tink finishes her off. - Nice one, Tink!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44For all that, she's going to finish in a respectable time.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- We could be talking stockade. - But for now, we'll stick to English.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Sienna finishes in a very good 4:11!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52That was a surprise.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- I didn't think she'd make it. - Well, she did, Thorne.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- In fact, they all did. - And here are the times to prove it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Bradley leads with 2:02.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Eli's the one to beat, with 9:25, but Carisa's feeling the heat, too.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05She set fire to her pants? There's always one.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08No! I mean "feeling the heat", as in a little bit nervous,
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- because this lot will be after her place in the next round.- Splooshy!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Let's check out the splatistics so far. Put on your splat hat.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22No, no, no! This time, we'll be using the splatatron.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No splat hat? We haven't discussed this.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26It doesn't matter about the splat hat.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- What is it? - Well, a thing. Let's try it.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32OK. Well, so far, Bradley is the fastest attacker...
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Engage the splatatron!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37..so far.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41In fact, he is two minutes faster than his nearest rival, Sienna,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43who is almost a minute faster...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Stop it! Just stop it! STOP IT!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ooh! A bit overexcited, isn't he? Bless him.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Let's see if a recap calms him down.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56Attackers went splat on the slope, the rope, the axe, the incline,
0:07:56 > 0:08:00the disc and the slope again, which made Croc happy and Tinkor dance.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01So, after all of that splatting,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05these six contenders have done all they can. But will it be enough?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Calmer now?- Yes.- Good! Then let's get cracking with the second half.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Here's attacker number seven, Julia. - I like purple dinosaurs!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Oh, do you? I don't. That Barney bloke's a hooligan.- Trout snobbery!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Where?- There.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22There.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25And there. Come on, Julia.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Julia's moved on from the pungent plank
0:08:27 > 0:08:32to the terrifying rolling mace. Will she make it?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oh, smirk urchin!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Now, Julia has coulrophobia, which is a fear of clowns.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I suspect she's now got terrifying-rolling-mace-o-phobia.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Ooh, what's that a fear of?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Stupid Dick!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Julia, I ask you, are you ready? - I think she is.- So is Tinkor.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Ooh, shot!- Tinkor mistakes Thorne for an attacker!- Awkward...
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Back to Julia on the disc.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oh, Bobby dangler! And there she is, off it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Julia gets up close and personal with the moat again.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- But did that tug-of-war slow her down?- Heave ho!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09No, she gets a 5:09. That knocks out Eli and puts her in the top six.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Now, who the splat is that?- Ian!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I am so uncomfortable at the moment!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Well, I think it's about to get uncomfortabler.- Ian, say cheese!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, such cruel taunts.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- TINKOR LAUGHS - Tinkor!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26That's it, Tinkor, make him feel even more unsettled.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Do I scare you, Ian?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Well, you should be.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Tell him to be scared, Thorne, but it's not going to work on Ian.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- Oh.- I think you looked a bit too eager to jump in there.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- I have to agree with Thorne, which is weird.- First time for everything.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48But with a time of 5:56, Ian can relax, as he's through.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53- My cookie!- Does Patrick know he said that out loud?- And he's off!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Straight off...the plank, that is. - Hang on, is he swimming the moat?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Is that even legal?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01What kind of splatting obstacle course are we running?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- We'll check back with Patrick later. Here's Drita.- Turkey Lurkey!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Drita likes turkey, orange and Angelina Jolie...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- ..sandwiches. - She doesn't like the plank.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11DRITA SHRIEKS
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Unless those are chilling screams of excitement.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- DRITA SHRIEKS - Everyone, let's do a Drita scream.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Drita scream. One, two, three...
0:10:19 > 0:10:20THEY ALL SCREAM
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Whilst the defenders play, Drita's away.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27What does she think this is, Splat-a-less?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29If they stop shooting, they'll start talking,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32and none of us want that, now, do we?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ooh, bum-bum-b-bum-bum-bum!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Tink splats Drita whilst her back is turned.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39She doesn't like that. Check out the roar.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42DRITA ROARS It's like a dino roar, yes?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Whatever it is, it's a final roar for Drita,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46as she has just run out of time.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48So long, screaming Drita.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Now here's Patrick again. Thank Hank he stopped swimming everywhere,
0:10:52 > 0:10:55otherwise I really think I might have lost it.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Dick, would you take the mic for a moment?- Certainly, dear.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00DOM SCREAMS
0:11:00 > 0:11:05- Oogy poogy pandas!- A battle cry as terrifying as it is confusing.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Ah, you're back, Dom. Hello. - Hello. What do we have here?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Taylor, AKA Giggles. And Tinkor, AKA Creepy Giggles.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Taylor sets off down the mace and...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Ooh, festering gimboids! - Well, I'd go as far as to say
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- "spiky festering gimboids". - Fair enough.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Attack of the purple monkey! - What a battle cry.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27A big hand for Jamie, our final attacker for this round.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Hm, his hands don't look that big from here.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Unless he's huge and we're further away
0:11:31 > 0:11:34and he's competing in a special giant castle.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36No, none of the above. Jamie's on the mace.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Ooh, near miss from Tink, but Jamie's on his way.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- And funt nugget! - The mace takes down another victim.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Jamie's round the course. He's on the disc.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Tink takes a shot. - Thorne catches it! Impressive.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Look what you made me do. You distracted me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Thorne, back into the groove, knocks Jamie into the moat.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Nice one, Thorne!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58For somebody who likes monkeys, you'd expect youse to be better
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- at swinging from a rope.- As you can see, Jamie's cut up about that.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07He and Taylor console themselves with the fact that they're through.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Dom, close your eyes, it's Patrick!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- What's he doing?- Not that much. - Is he swimming?!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Er, no, no, no, he's sort of, erm, er, sort of, er, standing.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Your legs aren't long enough. - Why would he need longer legs?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- To give himself a kick up the bum. - He's not making progress.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24But at least he's not swimming. He's more lunging.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Oh, look at that! That's quite impressive, doing that for so long.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30But we do want to get home in time for tea tonight!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- Oi, you, fall off! - You can't say that!- I can! And did!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Ooh! And he has.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Your legs aren't long enough.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- He has a DNF, which means...- ..Does Not Fiddling know the difference
0:12:42 > 0:12:45between a moat challenge and a swimming gala.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- And Did Not Finish.- That, too. So, the moat challenge is complete.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55They'll go through to the second round,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58the perfect splat storm that is the stockade!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Splats. Sploshes. Gooings.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- "Gooings"?!- And lots more, only on Splatalot.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Are you going to give us the splatistics for this round?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10- No!- Oh, go on.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- You do it.- All right, then, I will.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Brad had the fastest time this round, with a super-speedy 2:02,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20almost three times as fast as Taylor,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22who came in with a time just under six minutes.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Ugh! Even nearest competitor Sienna was only half as fast
0:13:26 > 0:13:30as breakneck Bradley. Ugh... Over to you, Dom.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33And in case you didn't catch that, here's who's through.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40But only four of them will proceed to the final.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43The other two will stay in the stockade forever and ever!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- I told you, we do not keep the losers in the stockade.- Sorry.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49We keep them in the medieval chariot park.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55It starts with a giant spinning hexagon,
0:13:55 > 0:13:56which should have a cooler name.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01The attackers then try to grab rungs in order to complete their ladders.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Then they grab a flag and race up the battlements.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Thus securing their place in the Capture the Crown round.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10But spinning hexagons aren't the only scary things they'll have to face.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Bring on the defenders!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Here's our bizarre bird man... - One flap and you're on your back!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16..Kookaburra,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19followed by the feisty fighter Shaiden.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22And finally, it's the mouthy menace.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23- Ballista!- Cheeky!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Bring it on, attackers! - We dare you!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Kook!- Yeah, leave her alone, Kook.- We dare you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34The attackers wait, steely-eyed, for the klaxon.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Bradley in the pink helmet, Sienna with a red stripe,
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Julia in the green, Andrew in the blue,
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Taylor in the yellow and Jamie in dark green.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46I foresee green/dark green mistaken-identity hilariosity.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- The defenders looking focused. - Scared? You better be.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52KLAXON And they're off.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Kook unleashes the goo and his hideous laugh.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Taylor lunges for a pod and plunges to the floor.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Shaiden is frothing and foaming away.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Kook goos someone. Is that Andrew?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Who wants to taste snot?- Yes, Ballista did say that. Charming(!)
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Check out this oozy booty slide
0:15:10 > 0:15:13from the panda-loving Taylor. Schmeeky peeky!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Hey, Ballista! I wanted to ask, I've got a little crush on Shaiden.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22- Oh? Ha-ha!- Do you know anything that she might like?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Ooh, so Kook's trying to impress Shaiden?- She loves your dancing.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Uh-oh, I've a terrible feeling about this.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Meanwhile Sienna's doing quite well. She's got her first rung in place.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oi! Back off, Ballista!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Oh, no! I can't watch this.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38SHE MOUTHS:
0:15:38 > 0:15:41They're mocking him! Naughty, evil villainesses!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Oh, Kook! That dancing's awesome!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Yeah?- Yeah!- You like it? - Awesome.- Ye-eah!
0:15:47 > 0:15:51OK, back to the attackers. Bradley's up on a pod...and off.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Oh, yes! A chance to press the disco button!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Mm-ah! Mm-ah!- Is anyone taking this round seriously?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Go Kook, Go Bradley, 'avin' it!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You aren't supposed to dance! Attack!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Exactly, I agree with the angry baddie.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's time for these defenders to knuckle down
0:16:06 > 0:16:08and start splatting.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11But the attackers are splatting themselves quite well.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Big leap by Bradley!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- And Andrew! - While Sienna sneaks a rung.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Taylor goes for the pod and past the pod.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Here's Bradley with another rung. Sienna too!
0:16:21 > 0:16:22What are they up to?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Just good, honest splatting. It's all right.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27It's not working!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Sienna's almost finished her ladder. That's not going to go down well.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Here's a make-over!- Spurge!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37A bucket of Ballista's best goes all over Sienna's bonce.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40But, despite that, she's completed her ladder.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Bradley's trying to keep up. - Sienna's got the first flag.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47And Brad's got his last rung. No, he doesn't like that one!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49They don't all fit. He needs the right choice.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Hotting up now. Defenders piling on the pressure.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Sienna is through! She has escaped the stockade
0:16:54 > 0:16:56and is the first in the final.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Bradley has a flag. - Sienna's celebrating.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Bradley's about to join her.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- He's also through to the final. - Yes, he's pretty happy too.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Defenders, full attack! - Should've been from the start.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Bad defenders! Smacky botty!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Kooks, looking for a splat. - Jamie's a candidate.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17But Ballista butts in and slimes him first. Can he hold on? No!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Maybe Andy will do better. He's got his rung... Worcester!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- I've disarmed him!- He really did.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Let's see that again. So, here's Andy with a rung in his hand
0:17:27 > 0:17:28and it all goes RUNG for him.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Nothing RUNG with Kook's accuracy.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Look, two RUNGs don't make a right, all right?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Here's Andrew with the third flag.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Ballista won't slow him down.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42Julia has completed her ladder and Jamie's not far behind.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Andrew's our third attacker through. - Oh, yes. He's flappy and happy.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50We're down to one spot remaining with three attackers left.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Jamie's finishing his ladder. Taylor's leaping for rungs.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56And Julia's just grabbing flags. More precisely, the last flag.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58She heads for the top.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02And she's there! That's it, we have our four fabulous finalists.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Which means it's the multi-storey for you, Taylor and Jamie.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Oh, what a round! So, going through are:
0:18:12 > 0:18:17Brave attackers all. But can they handle the capture the crown round?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20The final challenge is tough, rough and, er...gruff.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22But for the attackers, it's worth all of that,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24to wear the crown of Splatalot.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- So, any predictions?- Oh, you betcha.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Aries with Venus in the seventh house.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Today, the world will be your oyster. Too bad you're allergic to shellfish.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- No!- Yes, it's written in the stars. Libra, beware otters. Scorpio...
0:18:38 > 0:18:40No, no. That's the wrong prediction.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Oh!- I mean, what do you think's going to happen next
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- in Splatalot?- Oh, as in who will win the crown?- Yes.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- And who will get a good splatting? - Yes, come on.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Give me a proper prediction, not this star-sign rubbish.- Right, well,
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- I think you will get a good splatting.- Right.- See?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I predicted that. As for who will win, it will be one of this lot.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Our four contenders are:
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Thanks for those.- No problem.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Remember, standing in between them and the crown are this lot.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Tinkor, Thorne, Crocness.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Shaiden, Ballista, Kookaburra.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- The dreadful defenders!- He means the dreaded defenders.- Oh no I don't!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21So, here's the course in more detail.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Slide down the pole, into the mud baths,
0:19:23 > 0:19:27over the slippy slides and onto the titanic teeter-totters.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Bounce over the barrier of all barriers and leap onto the lily pads,
0:19:30 > 0:19:34before whizzing up the water wall and clapping hands on the crown.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36So, that's Andrew in blue, Julia in green,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Sienna in purple and Bradley, looking relaxed in pink.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42So, how do the defenders look? Horrible.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- At least they're not chanting. - Raid, raid, raid, raid...
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Oh, my mistake. The scary, disorganised muttering has begun.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50HORN BLARES
0:19:50 > 0:19:52So has the final round. Off they go!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Sienna and Bradley, a good start... - Watch the foam!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- ..and a good splatting.- Bradley takes the slide in his stride.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01He takes an early lead on the totters.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Whereas Andrew and Julia take an early behind on the slides.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Andrew not doing well on those. - Unless your definition of
0:20:07 > 0:20:12doing well is repeatedly face-splatting them.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- The attackers hit the teeters. - And the defenders hit the attackers.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Situation - normal.- Bradley and Sienna under heavy splat-fire.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24But check it out. They may wibble and wobble but they don't fall down.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28And Andrew and Julia make it over the slides. They're all doing so well!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Bradley strikes out. Oh, but sticks on.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Andrew tests the teeter on his totter.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35As Tink splats Thorne!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36It's friendly fire!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Second time today. - We're all on the same team.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Yeah, but Thorne is really annoying. You can see how it happens.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Andrew's on his way.
0:20:45 > 0:20:51Whoa! Carbuncles! After all that teeter testing and everything.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- You see, what Andrew did wrong there was he fell off.- Very wise.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59You know, guys, the crown...it's not in the water.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01They know!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- They do know, don't they? - I don't know, dear.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08They are spending an awful lot of time in there, aren't they?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Maybe they think Kook's bluffing, trying to throw them off.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Fuzzleshucker! They're throwing themselves off.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Ridiculous behaviour. - Kook takes aim.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Bradley takes his chances but splats and burns.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Tink once more doling out the splats to his own team.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- You got me!- You need to check yourself, little man!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30He get's Shaiden and a load of verbal form Thorne. Uh-oh!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Back to the totters.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Looks like that distraction was just what Bradley was looking for.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- He's up on to the barrier. - Looking pretty comfortable.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Shaiden looks pretty narky.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43He goes for the leap and makes the lily pad.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Which in turn turns the water wall on, unleashing soggy hell!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Brad going strong, despite the vaporiser and Kook and Ballista's
0:21:50 > 0:21:52double-handed slidey-splat manoeuvre.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- A move illegal in four countries. - Thorne on the splatapult.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- That's the lethal launcher. - You are a total pokey-nose.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03We should be watching the action. Andrew's made it to the pads.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Splatapult's a much better name. - Whatever! Brad's charging ahead.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Are the other attackers going to take this lying down?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- They might have to. - Bradley climbs the wall
0:22:12 > 0:22:15and approaches the crown of Splatalot.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- They think it's all over and they're right.- All hail King Bradley!
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- He said all hail, not all act grumpy. - Oh, well, at least Brad's happy.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28What a tremendous final! Well done, King Brad.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31And now we'd like to take a look back at the show.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- So we can pick our splat of the day. - Ah, yes and the winner is...
0:22:37 > 0:22:38BOTH: Taylor!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41For her exceptional performance on the rolling mace.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44She came, she ran, she splatted a spike.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48And the sound department went splatting crazy with the cowbell.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Taylor, we salute you.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Not even King Bradley himself could pull off a splat like that.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Let's have a look at how he claimed his crown.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58There was success on the rolling mace.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Then splits on the incline.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Me and my pink helmet shall defeat you!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05And taunts on the debilitating disk.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Then in round two, there was dancing on the hexapods
0:23:07 > 0:23:10advancing to the next round and entrancing splats in the final.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13All in a day's work, eh, Your Highness?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Phew! All that's left to say is I'm Dick.- I'm Dim.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- And we are all splatted out.- Goodbye.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I'm the king of the castle!
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