0:00:02 > 0:00:04- It's that time again. - Yes, welcome, Splat fans.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Time to raise the drawbridge and invite 12 brave young warriors
0:00:07 > 0:00:09to battle it out with those diabolical defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much treasured and highly coveted crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Will the defenders prevent the attackers from taking the castle
0:00:17 > 0:00:20or will the young contenders overthrow them, seize the crown
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- and reign victorious?- Ahh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Splash.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Who will topple, who will tilt, who will teeter,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and above all, who will go splat?!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Hello, I'm Dick.- And I'm Dom.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38And you're watching the medieval tournament with a modern-day twist.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Oi! Not so much of a twist, more of a snap, followed by a thwack,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45then an ooh, rounded off with a big fat splat attack.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Easy, tiger, calm, calm, calm.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Pace yourself, cos this show is more of a marathon than a sprint.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Yes, as all the attackers will start the day dreaming of victory.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Half of them will have a serious wake-up call in round one,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03two more will have nightmares in round two, and then four
0:01:03 > 0:01:05will keep the dream alive in the final
0:01:05 > 0:01:08until one remains to hold the crown aloft.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13No, Skabb.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15No cheating, Thorne. It's my crown.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17WHISTLE
0:01:17 > 0:01:18What, Crocness and beast?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20BANG
0:01:21 > 0:01:22PING
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ah! No, Gildar, it's a wimple!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- I was just capturing the crown. - Yeah, in your dreams.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Right, let's take a look around the Splatalot moat.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31It begins with the baffling barrels.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Then it's up the slippery slope and across a terrifying rolling mace.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Then the impossible incline leads to the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40And the water cannon which keeps guard
0:01:40 > 0:01:42over the road bridge of disaster.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Then the pole vault takes our attackers over the finish line.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47They're against the clock.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51They're also against this lot, the dastardly defenders.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54And fending off attack in the moat challenge will be
0:01:54 > 0:01:56the following three muck buckets.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58The cream of the croc, Crocness.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00The Viking who thinks he's striking, Gildar.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03And our eastender defender, Thorne.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Welcome to the Gildar Show.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- It's Splatalot. - Never heard of it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Do you think Gildar's mouth and brain are connected?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15There he is on the water cannon. Thorne has the splatzooka
0:02:15 > 0:02:18and Croc starts with the water drop.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Underneath the water drop is our first attacker, Estelle.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22My last name is Zentil!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Nothing like a cold shower to get you started.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29You looked thirsty, need a drink?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I don't think Crocness is as generous as she's making out.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Next is the slope and of course the splatzooka.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Where are you, Estelle? - There she is.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Yes, Estelle, there really isn't anywhere to hide on this course.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Come on, let's hear it. - I'm not scared!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46That's the spirit.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- And that's the moat, goose-wangle. - Brave words from Estelle,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53but the mace simply wasn't listening.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Ahh!- I think it might have heard that scream, though.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Brutally.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ahh! Ahh!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Well, Estelle misses the dry land position here and ends up all at sea.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06But she's made a recovery.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Alperton! Down she goes again.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Thorne is really on fire today, but to be fair to Estelle,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14she really does fall gracefully.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Uh-oh, she's at the bridge,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18it's time for Gildar and his water cannon.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- That's it, hose her down, Gildar. - I'm working on it!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Well, he won't like that, but I'd say Estelle won that battle.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I wonder how our young attacker feels about that.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You're not as amazing as me, Estelle.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34What a put-down...quite literally.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- She won't mind cos she's finished. - But 7.19 is nothing to scream about.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Try telling her that!- Clare.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I don't know what I got myself into.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Honesty's not always the best policy, Clare. Oh sputum!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48She almost got herself into barrel number two.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51You didn't know what you got yourself into.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54It must be such a comfort having to listen to the defenders.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Hi, there.- Now Thorne's getting all lippy. Give the poor girl a break.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Are you scared?- Yes! - More honesty from Clare.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04She's about to receive an honest to goodness splat in the moat.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Bogwallop, reverse, roll, reverse, bogwallop.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Can she cope with the incline?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yes, she can. Not many manage that.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14And it's a confident start on the axes.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Onto the second. But no piggler.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21She did all the hard work then one slip and it's all undone.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24No matter, Clare has finished in an impressive time of 4.18.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Here's Josh.- Hi, Mom!
0:04:26 > 0:04:31The other mums will be saying, "Why didn't you say hello to me?!"
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Are you worthy of the crown, Josh? - Yes.- You have to get past us.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40Don't forget there's the mace too, Thorne. It's not all about you.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, so far, so... Oh, no, filthy mangle!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46He's back up and ready for the incline. Mucky mugget!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, when I say ready, I do, of course, mean totally unprepared.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Which is odd, because Josh is actually a Scout and they're
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- prepared for anything.- Josh, you should consider yourself lucky.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00It's not everyday you get to face the mighty Gildar.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05- What would you do if you had to face him every day?- Something like that.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I'd rather face the moat than Gildar.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12And Josh's mum will be proud as that time should be good enough.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Did your mother teach you to dance like that?- Oh...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Awkward, let's move on.- Yeah!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Here's our next attacker, Laurie.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm an aeroplane!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23That's as maybe, Laurie.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25But now you're an aquaplane.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Mm, I don't think that gag will take off(!)
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- You're not getting past me. - Durham! And into the lung creamer.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Thorne, once again, showing off his accuracy.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38And Laurie makes a crash landing into the moat.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Fly like an aeroplane? I don't see anybody flying here today.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42- Yes, well, Crocness...- Ooh!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I see a lot of slipping and splatting, though.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Oh, come on, Croc, give the girl some credit. That was amazing.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- A splat of the day contender. - But our little aeroplane
0:05:51 > 0:05:55makes a safe landing with 5.20. She might need to refuel for round two.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Does this wetsuit make my bum look big?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Here's Alex, about to take on the mace.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Thorne fires but Alex sprints across,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06haven't seen that too often today.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09He continues down the incline and... Oh! Toad toucher.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Yes, we've got a rollover.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13How does that work? Two crowns next week?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Alex now at the rope bridge. - What's Gildar got?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Come on, Gildar!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm working on it! I'm a professional Viking.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I don't think you've quite convinced me, yet.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Thorne and Gildar bantering and bickering. Alex just splatting.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I know what I'm doing, I'm a professional Viking.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33And Alex looks like a professional attacker with a great time of 2.10.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Can anyone beat that?- Olivia'll try.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Switzerland and mix-octopus!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Hang on, can I have a moment to work out what she said?- Of course!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43No time to think in Splatalot.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, apparently, no, you can't, Thorne won't let you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49The mace isn't giving her time to think either. Down she goes.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52In slow motion you can see that it was a mace-Thorne combo
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- which often leads to a single splat. - Alex down the incline and...oh no!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- She's OK!- That saves her another splat in the moat
0:07:00 > 0:07:03but more importantly, it saves her precious seconds.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Remember, it's against the clock. - She's cleared the axes too!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Gildar looks like he means business, so does Olivia.- Not so fast, Olivia!
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh, spongy oboes!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15You might want to wipe your goggles, you're missing an unbelievable view.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You've got to be kidding me?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19No, Thorne, sadly he's not.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Back to Olivia and she has the third fastest time so far with 5.13.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26We're halfway through the moat challenge,
0:07:26 > 0:07:27let's check out the leaderboard.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Alex is in the lead with 2.10,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Estelle is in the danger zone.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Technically, they're all in
0:07:33 > 0:07:37the danger zone. Only the six fastest make it to the next round.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40With six more attackers to come, no-one's safe.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42There's everything to play for.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44And everything to splat for.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Ladies and gentlemen, for your half-time entertainment,
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Mr Dominic Wood will now re-enact
0:07:51 > 0:07:54moments from the first half of the Gildar Show.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Welcome to the Gildar Show.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Consider yourself lucky.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00It's not every day you get to face the mighty Gildar.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Did your mother teach you to dance like that?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh, I know what I'm doing, I'm a professional Viking.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10You may want to wipe your goggles, you're missing an unbelievable view.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Thanks.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17And that was the first half of the Gildar Show.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Also appearing in the Gildar Show are this lot.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Yes, Alex currently leads with 2.10,
0:08:21 > 0:08:25and Estelle is in that tricky sixth position with 7.19.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28So, how do you think that the next six are going to cope out there?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30The course is pretty unforgiving.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'm not talking about the course.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36How will they cope with the self-proclaimed star of the show?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Look at him! He's on the water cannon,
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Thorne's on the splatzooka, Croc's on the water drop.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Orange pandas rock!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46How about orange barrels, Nicole? Winky worm!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Aw, look, she's brought a panda with her.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Doesn't seem to be helping!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Yes, Nicole, but why? - You ready?- No!
0:08:57 > 0:08:58She's really not ready.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Looks like the castle is doing a good job at defending itself.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05OK, Nicole, how about orange maces, do they rock?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07No, they don't, Dick, they just roll.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It's the orange pandas that rock.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Onto the battle-axes.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's a good start, one step to go. Oh, prune macalune.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Every time that panda turns up, she comes a-cropper.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20But... Oh, yes, you're right.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Nicole and her furry friend have run out of time.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Here's Adrian. Cheesy pick-up lines, eh? Hung-bubbler.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31It looks like he was trying to pick up a barrel.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- He even gave it a peck on the cheek. - On to the mace,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36love at first sight? No, he didn't fall for her.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Ahh!- What kind of scream is that?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Well, let's here it again and find out.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ooh! Quite scary in slow-mo.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46On the incline now and he makes it!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Well, no love lost between Adrian and Crocness. Nozzlechomper!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Croc distracted him,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55he lost concentration, the moat said, "Thanks."
0:09:55 > 0:09:56One more time.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00What's Thorne up to? Bristol, Bristol, Bristol!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Bristol! - Oh, that's what Thorne was up to.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05It hasn't put him off and with that time,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07there'll be a second date with him later.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'm going to fly through this course!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13OK, Robyn, let's see if that's true. Bulging wiki-woo!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- You'll swim through the course! - Harsh, but possibly fair.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Apparently, Robyn can bite her own toenails, thought you should know.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Hi, there.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Redditch! A nice splat on the back there from Thorne.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Can she really bite her own toenails? - Why would she bite anyone else's?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Robyn's almost nailed the mace.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- This'll be quite a feat if she hangs on.- No, this is quite a FEET.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Nail-biting stuff but she's booted into the funk dunker.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Very close.- Nice try.- Don't think you've saved yourself yet.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh, he's Thorne, ba-bum-bum.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Thorne's reached a new low but it spurred her on, she's...in the moat.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52She did all the hard work and then got splatted.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55But she's over the finish line in 5.07. Here's Julia.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Hello, mate!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58What a friendly battle cry from Julia.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Fat kidneys! Hello, barrels.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Not sure they're the kind of mates Julia should be hanging out with.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Hello, slope. - Is the water cold, Julia?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I'm going to make sure that you spend as much time in there.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Well, Julia's battle cry seems to be a distant memory.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Do you like that?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19OK, mace time. No! Snot rocket time.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Down she goes.- Thorne can't miss today, he knocks Julia off the mace.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26And he knocks her out as that time is too slow.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I like to jokity joke, joke, joke.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- She likes to whatity what, what, what?- Whatever it was,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34she also likes to splatity splat, splat, splat.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Nice!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Up the slope now.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Janessa?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Ah, there you are.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Tucker-munge! Thorne sends her into the moat.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Splash.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Nearly, Croc, we prefer the term tucker-munge!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Janessa at the maceity mace, mace, mace.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52And there she is in the moatity moat, moat, moat.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55OK, OK, enoughity, nuff, nuff, nuff.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58How will she cope on the axes?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Careful there.- She's done well.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- It's your turn now, Gildar.- Gildar attempts to slow Janessa down.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- she can't afford to do that. - Oh, swaffles!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- But she's down, and sadly out. - Gildar gets it done.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13That's why Gildar is the leader of the defenders.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Yeah, right!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Oh, maybe!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Here's Dustin.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23He needs to beat Laurie's time of 5.20 in order to qualify.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Too late to be scared now.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Surely now is precisely the right time to be scared.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31He doesn't look that scared to me. He's at the mace.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33And he's going to make it!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Thorne, Croc, a little bit of focus, please!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Splat.- You just do your own job right, pretty boy.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oh, and the defenders are at it again.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Gildar needs to concentrate on Dustin, not Thorne.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Ooh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Watch where you shoot that thing! - I'm sorry, will I mess up your hair?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Will they every learn?- Kaplache. The pole's too much for Dustin.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58But look, Thorne's almost too much for Gildar.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00So Dustin finishes in 4.05 and he's through.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Next time, you're mine.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Making it through to the stockade...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10So, six go through and six say goodbye.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13It's a bit of a shame, isn't it? You become so attached, don't you.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17I mean, brave little Orlando, and who could forget Beyonce Trixiebell.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21No, neither of those attackers made it through to the stockade
0:13:21 > 0:13:24because they were never in the tournament to begin with.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28The six who made it might wish they hadn't - it's about to get splatty!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34OK, this week Dom is doing the splat stats,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37but as you can't even remember the attackers' names, is there any point?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39How dare you?! Go on, test me.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- OK then, fastest attacker. - Alex - 2.10.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Favourite battle cry?- Switzerland maxi-octopus, which was Olivia's.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Best defender.- Tinkor. - I knew you weren't concentrating.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Tinkor hasn't been out yet.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Precisely. That's how pathetic Thorne, Crocness and Gildar were.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- All they do is argue. - Fair enough, OK, then.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01- Who will get the crown?- Alex is twice as fast as his nearest rival.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03This is true, as the leaderboard will confirm.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Yes, second place, Dustin, is almost two minutes behind Alex,
0:14:07 > 0:14:09but they start from scratch in the stockade.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yes, it's still anybody's game.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13And anybody's crown.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Yes, the attackers start attached to the giant spinning hexagon.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19When the klaxon sounds, they detach themselves and head towards
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- the ladder rungs.- These build the ladders they'll need to escape.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26But the defenders will be pelting them with goo, slime and foam.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29They can then grab one of only four flags
0:14:29 > 0:14:31before escaping to victory.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34And with only four flags, two attackers won't go any further.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's not just the lack of flags getting in their way,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39bring on the new defenders!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Skabb, he's barbaric but that's how he likes it.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Shaiden just splats and that's how she likes it.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Tinkor never visits and that's how we like it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Beware of the ninja.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50And the barbarian.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55And the...the...the...Tinkor!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Even Tinkor doesn't know what he is.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Anyway, here are the attackers, Clare's in green.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Alex is in orange.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Dustin's wearing blue.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Skabb with bad hair, Shaiden primed with slime, Tinkor needs a bath.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Adrian in dark blue, Robyn in deep purple,
0:15:09 > 0:15:12and Olivia in light purple with foam trimmings.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13And they're off!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- And here we go.- Abergavenny!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Skabb back-splats Olivia. - Slippy, is it, attackers?
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Not just slippy, that annihilating arm has got it in for Alex.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24It gets Olivia second time round.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28She's being splatted from all angles at the moment.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Alex slides down the wheel with his second rung!
0:15:31 > 0:15:36Splatty, Adrian slips off the arm and knocks Robyn off the wheel.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39The wheel of misfortune for Robyn.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Clare gets her first rung on the ladder.- Here's Shaiden.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Oh.- Nice throw, little girl.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Shaiden won't like that!
0:15:47 > 0:15:48But she misses again!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Ahh!- And so has Skabb, this missing is catching!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Nice arm avoidance by Dustin. - Nasty arm avoidance by Adrian.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Down he goes. - It's all getting a bit splotty.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Shaiden now getting a bit slimy. Who's she got?- It's Alex, in orange.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07She needs to slow him down as his ladder is almost built!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Skabb rules, remember the face.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Don't know if Alex got all that, Skabb. Bit busy with the arm.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Skabb is like candy, sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm sour.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Have you been feeding him sugar? - No, I won't make that mistake twice.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Hey!- Shaiden is sliming anything that moves,
0:16:25 > 0:16:27although Robyn isn't really moving at all.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30And now she's spotted someone else, it's Clare.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Splat! Skabb goos Adrian.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Robyn now takes a trip into the foam.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Tinkor is claiming that splat.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Alex is the first to finish his ladder.- Well done, Alex.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- This isn't a day at the zoo, hurry up.- She's right,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45they need to stop monkeying about and get a move on.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49He's got the flag, attack him! Attackers, attack the attackers.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Skabb, would you stop shouting? - I don't shout!
0:16:52 > 0:16:56The defenders are getting distracted allowing Alex an easy exit.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- He's the first one through to the final.- Things are speeding up
0:16:59 > 0:17:01as Dustin claims his second flag.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03And Olivia finishes her ladder! So does Adrian.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- No, he doesn't! - That one don't fit, attacker.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Dustin makes it to the final.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Clare's ladder is almost complete, this is exciting.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Two flags and four attackers left.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Olivia has the third flag, what will happen next?- Tinkor's crying.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19He often gets emotional with one flag left, it's too much for him.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22And Olivia has made it! She's also through to the final.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Clare now with her last rung, but she's got company.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you, to see you slime!
0:17:28 > 0:17:32That'll never work as a catchphrase.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Clare's at the top of the wheel
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- and she has the last flag.- And down she goes, over to her ladder.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43One last parting splat for Adrian, and Clare is at the top
0:17:43 > 0:17:46and she becomes today's fourth finalist.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Sorry, Robyn, you're out.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51And she finally gets the message through to Adrian too.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53They've got the message, they're through to the final!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56After stockade, they're all a bit slimy.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59So here they are, all clean and smiley.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01They're also one step closer to that crown.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05True, but that's like being one step closer to a doughnut on the moon,
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- it's a long way off.- Now I'm one step further away from a doughnut.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Honestly, you know what I mean, the attackers may be one step closer,
0:18:12 > 0:18:16but the final course is the most challenging and splattiest of all!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22So, I think you've got some more splat stats before that final.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Yes, Dustin has been consistent, he's come second in both rounds.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30There's something you're forgetting about a little prediction I made?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Oh, right, yes, you predicted Alex would win the stockade.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Yes. He's now won the moat challenge AND the stockade,
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- but do you think he'll win the final? - A pie in the face says he does.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You're on. Right, let's meet the finalists who'll be stopping Alex.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46No, the finalists who'll be losing to Alex.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48So, here, our red-hot favourite Alex.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52And the equally great Clare, Dustin and Olivia.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Just stop when you've had enough. - You can let go any time you like.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Let's.- Meet.- The.- Defenders.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Here they are, Thorne.- Crocness. - Gildar.- Tinkor.- Shaiden.- And Skabb.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Enough, let's call it a draw, shall we?
0:19:05 > 0:19:10- We should get back to the final. - Here's the course in all its majesty.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12We start with a drop into the funky foam.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Then up the teeter totters. - Over the barrier of all barriers.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Onto the leaping lily pads.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19The defenders can really up the splat count here.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Then it's up the water wall where the treasured crown of Splatalot awaits.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27The defenders don't want anyone to get that far. But what's this?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- No battle cry?- They're giving the attackers the silent treatment.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Alex is in orange, Dustin in blue, Clare in green, Olivia in purple.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36They're off!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Straight into he funky foam.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Skabb's waiting for them. Splat! Yes, what a welcome for Clare and Olivia.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43They head for the teeters.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Shaiden turns on the water cannon and has Dustin in her sights.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Will he teeter? Will he totter? Oh, yes.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54Dustin claims the first of today's teeter totter splat triple whammies.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Oh! Clare claims the second.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59How many teeter totter splat triple whammies have we got left?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- 17 last time I looked. - Thumbs up, thumbs down.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Skabb really doesn't like thumbs, does he?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Attackers, I don't mean to be rude but I'm getting bored over here.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- So sorry, Gildar(!) - Thorne doesn't look bored,
0:20:11 > 0:20:12he splats Olivia at close range.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- I'm having the slime of my life here.- Did you tell him that one?- No.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Olivia decides she'd rather be in the moat than have to listen to Thorne.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Now aiming for Dustin, he misses. Oh, but Dustin gets splatted anyway!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26He's getting lots of attention from Skabb.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30If you try going quickly it might help. Go quick, go, go, go!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Oh, hippy-sack! That coaching from Skabb really hasn't helped.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37You're right, they're all teetering, except Clare, will she? Will she?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Will she?! Yes, she will.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41That's a triple teeter totter splat triple whammy.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- How many have we got left now? - I've lost count
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Dustin, now the first to make it to the barrier.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Skabb is still on his case but he's hanging in there.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Alex and Olivia still teetering. - Thorne tries another long-range splat
0:20:54 > 0:20:56but Dustin makes it onto a lily pad.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Ahh!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Skabb not happy about something.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Oh, look, Dom, here's your guy Alex in second place.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Ha! Now it's neck and neck.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Uh-oh, Gildar's vaporiser isn't working.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- If he could fume, he's be fuming! - Tinkor! The guns aren't working!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15There's not working! Why aren't they working?! I'm blowing air at them!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Gildar's in a right flap.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- They're not working! Oh, OK, thank you.- And relax...
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Back to the final, Dustin and Alex are getting slimed from all angles.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- The water cannon gets Alex. - Which might help Dustin.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Olivia still teetering.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Dustin now makes a leap, it's still neck and neck with Alex.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Thorne, concentrating on Olivia.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Ready? One, two, three!
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- The defenders slime and Dustin leaps. - Thorne really has it in for Olivia.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44He's stared her into the moat!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Alex is down, Dustin is definitely ahead, Dom.- He hasn't won yet.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Wow, see, Alex is now level again.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55But Dustin leaps as Shaiden shoots, this is too close to call.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Olivia and Clare, bringing up the rear.- Ahh!- Couldn't agree more.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- It's getting tense.- Alex leaps but Dustin is already at the base.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06The question is, can anyone stop Dustin?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- It's too late for Olivia and Clare. - It could be too late for Alex too.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13And Dustin's almost there! Come on defenders, stop him!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15There's a pie in the face riding on this.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's too late, Dustin's at the top, he's made it,
0:22:17 > 0:22:22he's the new king of Splatalot, all hail King Dustin!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Alex, what happened? - Olivia and Clare can relax.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Happy dance.- Oh, yes, they hate seeing the happy dance,
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- which makes King Dustin even happier. - What a fantastic final!
0:22:32 > 0:22:36And as I predicted all along, Dustin is our new king.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, no, you don't. You know perfectly well you chose Alex.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Did I?- Yes, I think you'll find this pie has your name on it.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46OK, it's just going to have to wait. There's so much more to see.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Look, it's time for...
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Well, this splat just shows how the defenders can get to you.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Thorne wouldn't leave Olivia alone on the teeters,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59all he had to do was stare at her and down she went.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Ah! Now can I pie you?- No! I mean,
0:23:01 > 0:23:05how can I describe Dustin's journey to the crown with a foamy mouth?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08You're right...I'll have to do it.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Well, our future king was certainly consistent.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15He was second fastest in the moat challenge and also in the stockade.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18But he went one better in the final, beating the favourite, Alex,
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- to claim that all important Splatalot crown.- I'm the king of the castle!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Well done, Dustin. - Yeah...well done, Dustin.
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