0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06The show that invites 12 warriors to enter the Splatalot kingdom
0:00:06 > 0:00:09and go head-to-head with the dastardly devious defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the highly coveted crown of Splatalot.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Will the defenders keep the castle safe?
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Or will the attackers overthrow them and reign victorious?
0:00:19 > 0:00:22ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- And above all, who will go... - BOTH: Splat?!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35In case you're wondering, one of us is Dick.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- And the one is Dom.- Which makes it easy to remember which is which.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Here's something else that's easy to remember. Splatalot!- Ah!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47If you like splat a lot, you'll like Splatalot!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50But it's so much more! It's a time-honoured action adventure,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53where good battles with evil until a new champion is found
0:00:53 > 0:00:56to unite the kingdom!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- I prefer my line.- All right!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Round One is the Moat Challenge, where the six fastest will survive.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Round Two is Escape the Stockade, but only four will succeed.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Round Three is Capture the Crown. - That headgear is up for grabs!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14So that's three top challenges all in one show!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- It's a three-for-one splat-a-way! - Enough of the sales pitch.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Here's Round One in more detail.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- First, the Pungent Plank. - Then the Rolling Mace.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- The Impossible Incline. - The Beastly Battle-Axes!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Slow down a bit. - Over the Rope Bridge of Disaster.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30And finally, the Debilitating Disc.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- I'm exhausted just describing it! - Pace yourself or you won't last.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36You may want to look away,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- as Round One is about to get worse. - What?!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- "Agh!" - Otherwise known as Tinkor.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- "Agghh!" - Otherwise known as Crocness.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- "Haaa!" - Otherwise known as Shaiden.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Prepare...- For battle. - Prepare...- For splats!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51HE BELCHES Stinky Tinky!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53These are our three defenders.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Crocness is on the water cannon. Tinkor has the vaporiser.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Shaiden will be on shower and Splatzooka duty.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Here's Haley.- Pink rules!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Well, at the moment, Shaiden rules.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09You picked the wrong day to mess with a ninja.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Just look how quickly she makes it to the Splatzooka!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15She loads. Fires. And misses!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18An almost perfect start from the Blue Ninja.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21And an almost perfect start from Haley.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Almost perfect, as in not perfect at all.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- She's made it to the incline. - Hello, attacker!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Allow me to apologise. I have a gas problem!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ooh, disgusting.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Marmalades! Haley forgets to stop running at the end of the incline.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43This is what she should've done. See? But she didn't.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- Shaiden takes a long-range splat. - Tinkor is still vaporising.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Haley's coping well on the battle-axes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- That's normally where it goes wrong. - Turkey plucker!- Told you!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57She puts her best foot forward, but leaves the other!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00She's almost doing the splits, but does the turkey plucker.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Now your biggest challenge - facing Crocness.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11A frothy welcome from Croc. Haley takes a plunge!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- And down she goes. - Haley at the Debilitating Disc.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- BOTH: Nelly pot! - Let's see that again.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Nelly!- Pot!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Nelly!- Pot!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Despite that nelly pot, she makes it through in 6:24.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31- Good victory dance. Here's Michael. - The prince is ready to become king!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Here is Prince Michael on the slope.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39You think you're worthy of being king! What makes you think that?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I'm sure he'd love to chat, but he's got a mace to cross.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Fuddle sucker!- Maybe he doesn't want that crown after all.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49No, he wants it this much. Or maybe even this much.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53All right! You've made your point.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55He's our prince on the incline.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Michael! Pfft!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02A bit below the belt from Tinkor. But it doesn't put Michael off.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Now onto the battle-axes. - And he's held on!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08If you make a clean crossing, you avoid being splatted.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You also save a lot of precious time.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Just the Debilitating Disc to go. Windy!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Tinkor enjoyed that.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19So did Michael. He'll be happy with that time, too.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Not king yet, but who knows?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Already slipping and sliding, it's Anish.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Aa-aaaaaa-iiiiieee-aaa!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- How do you spell that battle cry? - Here he is on the incline.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Smile!- I just realised "smile" is an anagram of "slime".
0:04:34 > 0:04:36And that's "splat", however you spell it.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41- I like it when we say clever stuff. - It's quite rare, though, isn't it?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Anish is back up, but he looks exhausted.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Had enough?- Not yet!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Agh!- Still not had enough?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Anish bravely dug deep and finished.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55But that time of 9:01 could be a problem later.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Up next, and down next, is Danielle.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I love blue pizza!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I find blue pizza is generally past its sell-by date.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Here she is at the battle-axes. - Let's see if you got what it takes!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10She's taking time, that's for sure.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Falkirk! With the first backsplat of the day, that was Shaiden.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Danielle is literally unmoved.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- This one seems to be taking her time, Shaiden.- Sharp as ever!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Danielle's on the move. That's the first axe.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Why did she jump off? - Maybe she saw something.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29A bear. A shark. A snake.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- You? Yes, that would do it! Dom's head on the axe!- Shut up!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- You scared her into finishing. - But that time of 10:23
0:05:38 > 0:05:40might not be fast enough.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Here's Kiana kicking off with a big splat. Guberwalla!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Chocolate rules! - Maybe, but will you rule Splatalot?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Here's another question. Will Kiana make it over the axes?
0:05:52 > 0:05:57She's also taking her time, so we'll speed things up a little.
0:05:57 > 0:06:03OK, we'll speed things up a lot. Come on, Kiana. Nearly there.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Jungle blaster!
0:06:04 > 0:06:09OK, back to real time. Her real time of 6:15 might just be good enough.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Racing over the mace now is twinkle-toes Hannah!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- I tame stallions!- OK!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18But can she tame the defenders?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- This is my kingdom!- Your kingdom?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Ninjas don't get angry, but I'm angry!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Did you say you wanted more? OK!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Hannah takes a splat on the booty from Shaiden
0:06:30 > 0:06:33and almost a bucket of slime from Tinkor.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- But she's made it over the axes. - I'll finish what you couldn't!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I know how Tinkor and Shaiden will take that.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- There goes Hannah!- Croc turns the cannon off. Very green!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Here's Hannah at the Debilitating Disc.- I'm waiting for you!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50This doesn't look good.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55And horse-loving Hannah is in a one-horse race for that bail of hay.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59She gallops round her kingdom in a respectable time of 4:15.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02A great way to end the first haaaalf!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Prince Michael leads the way with 4:01.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09But Danielle, who was scared by Dom, has the time to beat of 10:23.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11How could this scare anybody?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Stop it. Some viewers might've just eaten.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Let's hope the next six attackers haven't.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19It's still pretty splatty out there.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24We're halfway through Round One.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Which means six attackers have already been round the course.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32And six more are about to.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36But only the six fastest will move on to the next challenge.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Which makes it very finely balanced indeed!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41At this moment in time,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44it's impossible to predict who's going through.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48But we do have the times from the first-half attackers!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Agghhhhh! - I win! Here are those times.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Michael leads with 4:01, but Anish and Danielle are in danger
0:07:56 > 0:07:59and are hoping for slow times in the second half.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01So with a watery Crocness, a gassy Tinkor
0:08:01 > 0:08:04and a slippy Shaiden... THUD
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Let's bring on our next attacker, Sarah.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Beaver tails! - SHE SCREAMS
0:08:11 > 0:08:15So beaver-tailed Sarah screams the second half into life.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Shaiden, let's see that ninja accuracy.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20DICK EXCLAIMS
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Good shot, Shaiden. - Let's see that again.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Yes, it's a triple attack from our Blue Ninja.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Tinkor asked for accuracy and that's what he got.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Or rather, that's what Sarah got. - Here she is.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Travel nuts!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Loving the twinkle toes from Sarah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- SQUEAKING - But what's that sound?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Her beaver tail hitting the mace spikes.- What a sensible answer.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Snap her up, Crocness.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Hello there!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Flubbery snits!
0:08:50 > 0:08:55The defenders are really backing each other up and getting results.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59But Sarah has made it with a good time of 4:57, knocking out Danielle.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I like Calvin already. Here he is on the slippery catwalk.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Give us a pose, darling. - He declines.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11But we've got him anyway, and turned him into Splatalot's Most Wanted.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Shaiden has him in her sights. A backsplat to start with.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18And Calvin, AKA Scoodles, runs for the hills,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20but forgets he's on a rolling mace!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Well, partner, like a cattle-rustling critter,
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- he's lassoed into the watering hole. - Thank you, Dominic Clint Eastwood!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29You think you're worthy of our crown, do you?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31CRICKETS CHIRRUP
0:09:31 > 0:09:35I don't need an answer. I'll just splat you.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Shaiden misses, but so does Calvin!
0:09:37 > 0:09:42He dives, avoiding four paintballs and is once again a prisoner.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47You're no longer on the run and with 6:10, you're currently through.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Plunging onto the Pungent Planks, please welcome Corinne.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Blue cheese! - Not to everyone's taste.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- What - Corinne?- No, blue cheese!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59She's struggling on that slippery slope. Come on, Corinne!
0:09:59 > 0:10:04- She refuses to give up. - Oh, dear. Come on, Corinne!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Even stinky Tinkor's lost interest, and he loves blue cheese.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11It's turning into hard cheese. She just can't make it.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- No, no, no!- Indeed, Tinkor.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Corinne's time is simply too slow to qualify.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Hard cheese.- You already said that.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22You better watch out, the twister's coming through!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Sofia should be OK on the twisty, slippery slope.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- I see you!- I see you, too, mister!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31It's Tinkor, not mister!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Mr Tinkor is, of course, Tinkor's dad, Mr Terry Tinkor.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Who looks like Tink with a 'tache. - Nice twist.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Back to our own twister. She twists, turns. Welly-wanger!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44So...fia! So slow!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47There are times when it's worth listening to Tinkor.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52That wasn't one of them. Here's Sofia, down the incline.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56She breezed down the slope, then got the wind knocked out of her sails.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Sofia's through. She looks happy.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I'd say she's... Oh. The mood changed. Sorry, Sofia.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07See you in the next round! Not!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Here's Steven.- Party on!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Some party.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Welcome to the battle-axes. Watch your step.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Oh! Oh! Pudding botherer!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Well, as parties go, it had some high points
0:11:21 > 0:11:23and then some very low points.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27I'd suggest a change of venue next time.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Don't worry, I'll fix it.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35I think Croc's about to dampen the party atmosphere. There she goes.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39What's this? Stephen crosses in one easy move and doesn't even get wet!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Shake your fist all you like, Tink. That was the best move of the day.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Stephen is through with a time of 4:32.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Face the wrath of Fluffy, the freak of nature!
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Here's Fluffy on the slippery slope. - Brandon!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Freak of nature! - Hm, that's rich coming from Tinkor.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Brandon makes his move and that leads to... Buffy!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04We've seen this before. Break here and you're home and dry.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Break there and you're home and wet.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Well, Fluffy a bit bedraggled.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12He's back up. Down the incline. Here he goes.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16And trout blanket! It's the same problem as before!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Apply the brakes here, and not there.
0:12:20 > 0:12:25- I'm all right! - I better try harder, then.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Splat! - HE LAUGHS
0:12:27 > 0:12:30And Brandon gives Tinkor the thumbs up.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Will the battle-axes give the thumbs down?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36I don't think he can hold on. No!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38And that's a splat!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41A tough round for Fluffy, but look at him go at the finish line.
0:12:41 > 0:12:436:02 sees him through.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Rock and roll! - Brandon, you can stop now.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50So that's the end of the Moat Challenge. Bye!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54We have our six fastest attackers, who'll be moving on to Round Two.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56They are Michael, Hannah, Steven, Sarah,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Fluffy, I mean, Brandon, and Calvin.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01They've done well, but it doesn't get easier.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05They have to escape the Stockade, which is as tricky as it sounds.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- New defenders, new foam. - And new slime.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10But, of course, it's the same old splatfest.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Ladies and gentlemen, before we commence with Round Two,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18as they shall never be heard again,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21please put your hands together for the battle cries from Round One.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25APPLAUSE Pink and chocolate rule!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I love Blue Peter! - The prince is ready to be king!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Beaver tails and blue cheese! - Potty on!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You better watch out, the twister's coming through!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36HE MIMICS TARZAN
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- Aa-aaaaaa-iiiiieee-aaa!- Face the wrath of Fluffy, freak of nature!
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Ahem. Those were the battle cries from the first round.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Here are the six fastest attackers from the first round.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Aa-aaaaaa-iiiiieee-aaa!- Not again!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Michael!- Hannah!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Steven!- Screaming Sarah.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Fluffy Brandon.- And Calvin!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Now, then, old boy...- Me?- Yes.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02If I needed a shopping list for Round Two,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- what would be on it?- Let's see.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18You said that. And that.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, two sticky buns and a bog roll.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22OK. Let's do that again.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Attackers must stand on the small hexapods
0:14:25 > 0:14:28to grab ladder rungs to build their ladders.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31The fastest four can grab a flag from the middle
0:14:31 > 0:14:32and make their escape.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Oh, and three new defenders.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- First up is the Barbarian we like to call...- Skabb!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Then the ballistic...- Ballista!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- And finally, the high and mighty... - Knightriss!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47You want the crown!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51- You don't stand a chance against us! - Against us!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54The attackers are in the Stockade. Let's match names to vests.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Brandon in purple and green stripes. - Sarah in pink.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Hannah in blue.- Michael in green.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Steven wearing a lovely orange. - Calvin in a green-and-orange combo.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06The defenders are poised.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09KLAXON And they're off!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Michael on the receiving end of Skabb's froth.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Sarah with a perfect landing.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16These two have their first rungs. They set an early pace.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Can Ballista slow them down? No! She misses.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Sarah at the ladder. - But Hannah also has a rung.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Steve's struggling to choose. Maybe Skabb can help.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Splat! - Skabb's generous. He froths Steve,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32but splats Brandon so he doesn't feel left out.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36It's getting slippy. Sarah's got a second rung.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Steve also starting to make progress.- Hey!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Take that!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Ha! Take that! Knightriss is on fire today!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47The defenders are getting along - never a good sign.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- You don't even have any ladders! - Give him a chance, Ballista!
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Our first big splat in the Stockade. Squilt!
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Squilt!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Squilt!
0:15:58 > 0:16:03- It's rush hour in the middle. - Steve slips. And Hannah trips.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I've got a little present. It's called slime!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07How thoughtful, Ballista.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Skabb rules! Aaaagh!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I don't like it when people call me names.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17And name-calling Calvin is frothed.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Hello!- Ballista being ignored by Michael, on the last rung.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Maybe this will get his attention. - Green looks good on you, little man!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28You can't win with the defenders! Call them names, they splat you,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31ignore them and they still splat you!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Michael grabs the first flag.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36The other attackers need to pick up the pace.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Michael makes it to the top. He's our first finalist!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I heard blue was your favourite colour.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- I heard you make a lot of things up! - Hannah frothed by Skabb.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Jump!- He's loving it.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Sarah helps herself to a flag. Steve has his last rung in place.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Remember, two attackers won't make it through.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Steve has the third flag. Only one left. Hurry, Brandon!
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Sarah's at the top and makes it through! Steve's about to join her.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Not before Ballista has one last splat.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Pinpoint accuracy from Ballista.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10It might not change the result, but it's never too late for a splatting!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Steve won't mind. He's in the final.- One flag remains!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Could it be Calvin's? Or Brandon's?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Or maybe Hannah's?- Knightriss might have a say in the matter.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22She slimes Hannah. Will that help the boys?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Brandon's after his final rung.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- I'm not going to give you the crown! - Skabb puts his attention on Calvin.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- Can Brandon take advantage? No! - Which allows Hannah to sneak in.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36She heads to the ladder!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It's not in your best interest to come up here.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41It is if she wants to reach the final.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Calvin and Brandon are still battling on the barrels.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Too late! Hannah has reached the top!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- That's awkward. - That's a new low for a high-five.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53They are today's Splatalot finalists!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Michael's in the thick of it.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Brandon and Calvin wish they were. They're just left in the foam.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05Heading for the final, we have Michael, Sarah, Steven and Hannah.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Three things stand in their way. - The course itself.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- All six defenders.- And each other.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Who will win? It's impossible to say.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18- All we do know is someone will be leaving the rest in a spin.- Nice.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Right, me lucky ducklings, time for some splat-stats. What you got?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Hannah was second on the moat, Sarah was second in the Stockade,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28but it's really all about Michael. He's won both rounds.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- What was his battle cry again? - "The prince is ready to be king!"
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Yes. Prince Michael's prediction might come to pass.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Is it written in the pages of destiny that he will rule Splatalot?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42All right, all right! There are four finalists.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Competing with Michael - Lady Sarah, Sir Steven and Princess Hannah.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- What?- I promoted them. Seemed like the fair thing to do.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51If we were being fair,
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- we wouldn't put the attackers against six defenders!- Fair point.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Here's Ballista, Tinkor, Skabb, Crocness, Knightriss and Shaiden.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Let's check out the course.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Our four brave warriors start with a cleansing mudbath.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Then over the slippy slides towards the teeter-totters.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09The barrier of all barriers leads to the lily pads.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12At the foot of our wonderful water wall
0:19:12 > 0:19:14and the much-treasured crown of Splatalot!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's harder than your maths homework!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18The attackers are already lined up.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Steven's in the orange vest. - Michael's in green.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Hannah's in blue. - And Sarah's in pink.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29- DEFENDERS: Hope you can swim! - Menacing as ever!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31BOTH: # My little Tinkor
0:19:31 > 0:19:36- # Has the greatest smile! # - Truly menacing.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39KLAXON Down they go into the mudbath!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43They're greeted by Skabb and Ballista on the foam cannons.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Sarah is the first to slip on the slippy slides.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48The rest catch up and slip up!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Our sweet prince is the first to the teeter-totters.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56And Skabb gives Michael a right royal splatting. He's down.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58That's unbalanced Steven.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Those feet belongs to Sarah and she belongs in there.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Remember Sarah's battle cry?
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Beaver tails!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08BOTH: Beaver tails!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Those mucky feet belong to Hannah.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- It gets harder! - That's all they need to hear.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20That news has sent Michael into a tailspin. Cabbage bags!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23What a move from the young prince. It really was quite majestic.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Everyone's going to be trying that. CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- Back to the action.- Tinkor's adding slime to the Splatzooka.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Don't ignore a lady! - Skabb fires! Peterborough!
0:20:37 > 0:20:42Steven, distracted by Shaiden, gets a backsplat from Skabb.
0:20:42 > 0:20:48- I love my job.- Can you imagine Skabb working in a bank or teaching?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50There's Hannah. She still can't do it.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Can Steven? He ignores Lady Shaiden. - Oh, no, you do not!
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Steven needs to get both feet on the barrier or it's back to the teeter.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Back to the teeter, then. - Sarah teetering. Sarah splatting.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Can red-hot favourite Michael stay on the barrier?
0:21:05 > 0:21:09The defenders look flustered. Michael makes it onto the barrier!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Great technique! Leaping lily pads!
0:21:12 > 0:21:17It's seat-of-your-pants stuff from Michael! But he's over.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Back to the teeters. Sarah's down, but she's hanging on.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Come on! We're waiting!
0:21:22 > 0:21:27Croc gets impatient with Michael. But he's on the next lily pad.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Sarah's stuck! - But Michael's on the move!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Back to Sarah. Can she plant both feet on the barrier?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- No! She slips at the wrong moment. - Is there a right moment?- Ask Steven.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I thought Hannah tamed stallions.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Skabb splats Hannah! He doesn't understand the word scared
0:21:44 > 0:21:47and what he doesn't understand, he splats.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Can Steven join Michael on the lily pads?- How about a little clouding?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Knightriss can't stop Michael.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Steve not over the barrier. - Michael's at the wall.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Sarah's teetering, but Steve's over!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02It's too late, as Michael reaches the top of the wall!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Steve is still leaping. Prince Michael looks to get his promotion.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Sarah put so much effort in, but it's over!
0:22:08 > 0:22:13The young man who would be king is now the ruler of Splatalot!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Exactly. Defenders, please, respect your new king.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- What did I just say? - Sorry, it was funny.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Someone tell her it's over.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29Michael lived up to his promise. The attackers couldn't catch him!
0:22:29 > 0:22:33And he gave the defenders plenty to think about. They don't like losing.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37They can't argue about his record. Three challenges, three wins.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40OK, here is something to argue about.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45There are always too many to choose from
0:22:45 > 0:22:47and we often fall out over which wins.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51But we both agree that the Splat of the Day should belong to...
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Our very own King Michael,
0:22:53 > 0:22:56with a craze that will be sweeping the nation, the Splatty Twist.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- We both agree on the splat stats. - It is not going to be called -
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Here's how Prince Mick became King Michael!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04The prince is ready to become king!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07He rolled on the rolling mace,
0:23:07 > 0:23:11but battled with the battle-axes to finish fastest.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Agh!- He overcame Skabb's foam and Ballista's slime.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17And was sitting pretty throughout the final round
0:23:17 > 0:23:19to maintain an early lead that led to victory.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23The moral of this tale is, "Think big. Go for your dreams.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27"Maybe one day, you too will get what you deserve."
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Please, sir, can I have what I deserve?- Yep.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39I'll leave you with Michael and his flag-raising ceremony!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42The prince has become the king!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- I didn't deserve that. - Trust me, you did.
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