0:00:02 > 0:00:04- 'It's splat time!' - Yes, welcome to Splatalot.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07We raise the drawbridge and invite 12 brave young contenders
0:00:07 > 0:00:09to go head-to-head with despicable defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the highly coveted Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Yes!- Will the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers
0:00:16 > 0:00:20and protect their kingdom or will the attackers overthrow them
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and in the end reign victorious?
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And who will go splat?
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Well, hello! He's Dick. - He's Dom. And this is Splatalot.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36We get asked a lot of Splatalot-related questions.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39The most common is this. Has anyone else noticed
0:00:39 > 0:00:43that dashing Viking defender called Gildar? I've enclosed a picture.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Isn't he lovely? From a Mr G Ildar from Vikinghamshire.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Huh. Hang on a minute. That's strange.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- These are all from him, as well. - How about that?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56If you haven't met him yet, don't worry, you're in for a treat.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59The rest of you want to know how to become king or queen of Splatalot.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Here's the simplest answer. Be one of the fastest six
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- in our moat challenge.- Capture one of four flags in the stockade.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09And then finish first in the grand final.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- The Splatalot crown is then yours. - See? Simple!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Hm, yes, about as simple as doing your maths homework
0:01:16 > 0:01:19in a bath full of kippers. Here's the moat challenge.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21We begin with a skip across the pungent plank.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Then the rolling mace. Look out for spiky bits.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27The impossible incline next, leading to the beastly battleaxes.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30The road bridge of disaster follows. Mind the trip hazards.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And the debilitating disc takes us to the finish line.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36But don't forget, all of this is against the clock.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Yep, it's getting less simpler by the second.- So is that sentence.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And things are about to get even more less simple
0:01:42 > 0:01:45because the moat challenge, like all of the challenges,
0:01:45 > 0:01:50is defended by a bunch of nasty, mean, dastardly, evil...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53What he means is, it's time to meet the defenders.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Don't they make a lovely bunch?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57In round one, our three defenders will be
0:01:57 > 0:02:00the croc who won't stop till you drop, Crocness.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03The heartless huntress Ballista.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06And the guy who writes his own fan mail, Gildar.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09This'll be a hair-raising experience.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- How's mine?- Not as good as mine.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, he makes me feel ill.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16OK, back to the course. Crocness is on the splatzooka.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Ballista is on the water drop. Gildar has the slime stick.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Here's our first attacker, Kate! - SHE SQUEALS
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Well, I hope that sets the tone for the rest of the show.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Attacker, attacker, who likes a lot of splatter?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Come out, come on, wherever you are!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- The defenders don't waste time with the taunting.- You after our crown?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- That's why Kate's here. - But Kate doesn't want to be there.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Flubbery snitz! - That's not how you do it.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45She's right, but it is our first splat of the day
0:02:45 > 0:02:48and that's something Kate can be very proud of.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Can she rise to a different challenge altogether?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Kate, would you say I'm more handsome or more gorgeous?
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- I can't hear you!- Garfunkeled!
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Well, textbook taunting from Gildar whose smarmy charm puts Kate off.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Then his smarm turns to slime. The battleaxes do the rest.- She's OK.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Hey, Kate! A shower once a day keeps the smell away!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Ballista is taunting in rhyme. Splooshy!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Maybe Croc needs that shower. - Like you never have a bad hair day!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Let's have a little deja vu. - Ballista gives Kate a second shower.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27That's a power shower and I think it might lead to an early bath.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Schnizzle-whip!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Well, proof there that this is the cleanest show on TV.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Shower, bath, shower, bath. Where's the towel?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37So, Kate is home but not dry
0:03:37 > 0:03:39in a time of 5 minutes 23.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Here's attacker number two, Sandra. - Ping-wham-balti!
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Tell us what you love, Sandra. - SHE SHOUTS INCOMPREHENSIBLY
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Well, whatever it is, she really loves it.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Will she love meeting Crocness? - Well, no love as yet.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- G'day, g'day. - Croc tries to break the ice.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- But Sandra isn't having any of it. - Makes a move and jumbo Cumberland!
0:04:01 > 0:04:05But she's back up, keeping her eye on Croc. Still no love.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Down the incline she goes and put-too-doo-doo-doo-doo!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- She seems to love the moat. - Sandra demonstrating perfectly
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- that slide often comes before a fall.- Proud?- I am!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18But will Sandra be proud of her time of 7.28?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21There's only so many happy dances I can watch.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Thank you, Gildar. Here's our next attacker, Cole.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Eat it!- Well, Cole ate up the plank, slope and mace.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30How about the incline? Pop goes the dribbly weasel!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Dribbling weasel indeed! Cole's bitten off more than he can chew.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Yes, too speedy and just a bit squeaky. I thank you.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Now, can Cole make it across the bridge? Bum onions!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42And these splats are eating up the clock.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- When you said "eat it" what were you talking about?- Eat you!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- We can't allow that.- Gildar not happy with that taunting. Ooh!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ballista now joins in with the water cannon.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55A drink to go with a moat-course meal.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Cole tries to shrug it off. He grabs the rope and dirty weasel!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Gildar, close your eyes! - Is it what I think it is?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Oh, yeah!- Agh!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Whoa! Agh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Yes, Cole's rubbing it in Gildar's face with that happy dance.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And his time's not too shabby, either!
0:05:13 > 0:05:18- Has he gone?- Yes. Calm down and focus on the next attacker, Madison!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- SHE YELLS - Ooh, scary, tiger!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Here's Madison on the slope. - Welcome to Splatalot.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Abingdon! Crewe! Derby! - Another point for Crocness!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Louth! Selby! Torquay!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- This Croc woman in on fire today. - Yeovil!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- OK.- Buxton!- Please. - Telford!- Enough.- Hatfield!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Stop!- Good!- Right, back to Madison who's soaking up splats.- Norwich!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Yes!- I give up.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51It's a good job Madison hasn't. She's onto the battleaxes
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- and, yes, she makes it over! - At least she's out of Croc's range.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Douglas!- I don't believe this. - Straight as an arrow,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Croc's 13th paintball flies towards Madison,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- a very unlucky sitting target. - Unlucky?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- It's like Madison's a splat magnet! - Well, she's safe now.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- I wouldn't bank on it. - And finishes with a time of 7.14.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- I hate bees! - Surely wasps are worse, Oliver.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Billericay!- Did that hurt? - Not a bit!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Look out for those spikes! Rubble dumper!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- The mace definitely has a sting in its tail.- Be careful, Oliver.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Don't bumble around or you'll be making a beeline for the moat.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- As long as you beehive yourself. - Sorry, honey. While we drone on...
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Nice.- ..Oliver buzzes over the course in 6.48.- Bee-autiful!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- I like blue!- Amanda likes blue! But does she like Ballista?
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Just call me mother nature because I make it rain when and where I want.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44And to prove her point, here comes the rain.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47That just makes the slippery slope extra-slippery.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- How extra slippery would you say it is?- I couldn't possibly say.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55That's how slippy. Crocness and Gildar are raining down on Amanda
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- and she's about to get even more wet.- Oh, Bimbo Baggins!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yes, she loses her footing on the first axe. They're not just choppy,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05they're slippy, too. That leads to a trip to the moat.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Gildar slimes the skies in an attempt to reach Amanda
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- who's on the debilitating disc. - Ballista makes it rain.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15This is a really brave attempt in these adverse conditions.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- She topples but hangs on in there. This is impressive stuff!- Wow!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22That is superior Viking-like strength.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24And she's made it! What an amazing effort!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26But that bad weather slowed her down
0:07:26 > 0:07:28and has left Amanda trailing in sixth place.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Yes, only the top six qualify, and with six more attackers to come,
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- sixth place is a dangerous place to be.- Confirmation of those times.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Cole leads with 4.44 and Amanda trails with 8.52.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- But no-one's out yet.- Ah, yes, but no-one's safe yet, either.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46That's the beauty of it. At this point in the show,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49no-one knows what's coming next.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54As I said, no-one knows what's coming next.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Here's what's coming next. Plenty more splats.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- And plenty of opportunities to get my own back.- Don't bear a grudge.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Before we continue with the second half, Dom's gone to get cleaned up
0:08:06 > 0:08:09so we've just got time for a few more of your lovely letters.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Right, this one says, "Skabb loves Skabb"
0:08:12 > 0:08:14so I think we know who wrote that one. OK.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17"Tinkor stinks!" Signed "the other defenders."
0:08:17 > 0:08:20That's not very nice. I'm sure he doesn't really.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23"Yes, he does" signed the defenders. The post is quick round here!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Time for one more. "Don't look in the medieval mail bag."
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I wonder why not.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, sorry.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Said I'd get my own back. Right, now I'm nice and clean,
0:08:36 > 0:08:38we can start the second half.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Here's what our next six attackers have to beat.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Cole is our current leader with 4.44
0:08:43 > 0:08:47and Amanda is in the danger zone with a time to beat of 8.52.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Crocness, Ballista and Gildar are back on the course and ready to go.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Yes, but I'm not. - Oh, shut your fat, wet face.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59So, kicking off with a slope splat, here's our next attacker, John.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I have soft hair!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Uh-oh! Maybe John and Gildar have something in common.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Oh, socko-splodder! Now John has soft, damp hair.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Yes, I guess he just didn't gel with the spiky-haired mace.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Cue the bad hair day. - Talking of which, here's Gildar.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Do you think that's slime or conditioner?- John takes a leap.
0:09:18 > 0:09:24- Ooh, smidgy badger!- Well, Gildar seems to be up for the second half.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- You've had the conditioner, here's the rinse.- Can John hold on?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Dingle-dangle-ping-pang-pow!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34That moat water is going to do nothing for your split ends.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- Surely he means splat ends.- John finishes with a great time of 4.52.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Here's our next attacker, Jenna. - Booyah!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46And here she is on the impossible incline.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Jenna, the handsome voice you're hearing is that of me, Gildar.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Ooh! Watch the hair!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Did she throw something at me? You're supposed to be impressed!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Disqualify her!- Well, there's nothing in the rule book that says
0:10:00 > 0:10:03attackers can't fight back. They are attackers.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07But the course reminds Jenna who's in charge. Well done for trying.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- How will she cope with Ballista? - Jenna!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- She's unbalanced and goo-goo-licker! - Jenna does her best to hang on
0:10:15 > 0:10:18but there really is no room for error up there.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20But plenty of room in the moat.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25She got the better of Gildar but the course got the better of Jenna
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- and sadly she's out. - Here's attacker number nine, Jeff.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Jeff, you're going the wrong way, love.- Yeah!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Well, here he is going the right way on the mace.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Oh, well. Was the right way to start with.- How about the incline?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42There is only one way to go. Plop-wiffle!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Now just the debilitating disc to go!- What was he thinking?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Weird tactics, Jeff.- Croc's right, but they may have paid off.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52With a time of 7 minutes 10, Jeff might just scrape in.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I like ice cream! SHE SCREAMS
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Astrid likes ice cream! And she also likes to scream.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Will she like the wafer-thin pungent plank, though?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Her strength's deserting her. - Come on, Asterix!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Come on, Bastion. Come on, Asprin, let's see what you got.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I know. That's what I said.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Is there anything worse than getting someone's name wrong?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Falling off the mace into the moat on TV?- Tough break for Asteroid.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Name-calling didn't get to Astrid, but the mace did.- Naughty mace!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- She does not finish, which makes me sad.- I blame Gildar.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Let's call him names.- Radar?- Yes. - Glider?- Yes.- Darth Vader?- Like it!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Seagulls make me nervous!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- OK, no-one tickle Amina.- Come on, Amoeba, I don't have all day.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Come on, Ammonia. Come on, Anaesthesia.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40It's Amina! And so is the incline, very a-mean-a indeed.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45- Did you say something, Wilhelmina? - Is Gildar being mean or very clever
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- with his off-putting tactics? - How about mean and clever?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51He hasn't stopped ticklish Amina from finishing,
0:11:51 > 0:11:55but her time of 8.20 is too slow to qualify. Did someone tickle her?
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Here's today's final attacker, or maybe that should be splattacker.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Let's go!- Yes, Jarid, let's go out with a bang!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Here he is on the axes. - Gildar sliming.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08And Jarid... Ohh! Halfway up the trouser leg!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Halfway up the trouser leg, indeed! Jarid was caught in two minds
0:12:11 > 0:12:15whether to stay or go. The minds didn't agree so the moat decided.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- Jarid's looking tired after that splat, but look at Gildar.- Lazy!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- What are you doing, Gildar?- When I get tired, I'm not my Viking self.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Whatever, Gildar.- Meanwhile, Jarid has found some energy.- Hey!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32But that water cannon finished the poor guy off! Pompersissy!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Good team work, everyone! Proud to be steering this ship.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Thanks for the help, Gildar.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, this is interesting. Gildar lies down on the job
0:12:40 > 0:12:43and Jarid posts the fastest time of the day. Coincidence?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46To be honest, I think Jarid would've made it anyway.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49But Gildar is really pushing his luck with Ballista and Crocness.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Let's see who made it to round two. - Jarid, Cole, John,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Kate, Oliver and Jeff will soon be thrown into our stockade.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58When you put it that way, it doesn't sound like much of a reward.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Hey, if you want to win that crown, you've got to work for it.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06And in the stockade, you've got to splat for it, too.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10So before we move onto round two, here,
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- what have we learnt from round one? Fastest attacker?- That's Jarid.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Slowest attacker?- Jeff.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- Most impressive defender?- Crocness with 13 paintball splats in a row.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Most annoying defender? - It's the same one every time.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Oh, yes, Mr G Ildar from Vikinghamshire?- Mm-hm.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32AKA Glider, Radar, Darth Vader,
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- the guys who sleeps on the job. - That's the one.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37OK, enough about him. Back to the competition.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40The six fastest attackers have now made it through to the stockade.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43But only four of them will escape to compete in the grand final.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47And in that final, one of them will become the new ruler of Splatalot.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50So, who's it going to be?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Well, whoever it is, they're going to need a different set of skills
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- in the next challenge. - Being fast will help,
0:14:00 > 0:14:04but escaping the stockade requires so much more!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07They start by dashing across the giant spinning hexagon.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11And then leaping onto the hexapods, positioned beneath the ladder rungs.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14These rungs will help build the ladders to escape.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Once built, they can grab one of only four flags
0:14:16 > 0:14:20before escaping to victory and a guaranteed place in the grand final!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Yes, six attackers, but only four flags,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25so two of them won't be escaping the stockade.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Mm. However, all of them will be facing three new defenders.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I would imagine they'd all prefer to be up against lazy old Gildar.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Oh, no, my pretend friend, it's these three.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- He's the joker in the pack. - Kookaburra.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- She always packs a mean splat. - Shaiden.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- And she's our very own lady knight. - Knightriss!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Attackers, give it your best shot!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50It still won't be good enough!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55So, let's check out the attackers' colours.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Kate's in the red. Jarid's gone for pink.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Cole has a navy helmet. John's in purple.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Oliver's wearing orange. And Jeff is sporting green.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Can the defenders stay focused? Looking good.- They're off!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- It's begun!- Yes, Kook, that's what the claxon's for.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Early lead from Oliver and John.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Not going to make it easy for you! - Knightriss foaming at the mouth
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- and the cannon.- Good landing, Kate. Not so good from Cole.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- That's what's happening! - Uh-oh, goo grenades!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23But the attackers shrug them off.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28Jarid has a rung. So does John. And Oliver. And Cole! It's a rung-fest!
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Shaiden decides it's time to slow them down with slime.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Jarid slips off his hexapod. And Jeff does the same,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- nearly taking out the camera!- If you're on telly, try for a close up.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Not sure the goggles, helmets and foam work in the close up.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- John's working well, almost finished his ladder.- Shaiden with more goo.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- She splats Jarid.- Yes, Jarid's the bullseye in the hexagon.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Almost has the rung knocked out of his hands.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- A few crash landings.- Nothing worse than landing badly on your hexapods.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Exactly.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03What's this? John's grabbing the first flag!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06That springs Oliver into action. Careful!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08And Cole is also thrown by the news.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12There he goes up the ladder and John is the first through to the final!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16So, that means three flags and fives attackers remain.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Eat slime!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Can a slime win splatter the day?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Don't see why not.- Jarid still leaping well and landing badly.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29And it's catching. There goes Cole! Is that Jarid? Hard to tell.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- What's Kook up to? - Not the right time for a tea break.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Look like he wants it milky.- Surely this is as bad as Gildar earlier.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38What are the defenders thinking?
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- Can the attackers take advantage? - Not if Jeff and Kate can't land.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48- Shaiden makes up for Kook's nonsense by sliming Oliver.- How about this?
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- You're not doing too well.- Looks like tea break's over. Throbber!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- The attackers fight back!- And Jeff splats Kookaburra with a paintball
0:16:57 > 0:17:00and maybe teaches him a lesson.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- I'm not going to cry! I'm not going to cry!- What is it?
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- He threw something at me!- Well, you've only got yourself to blame.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Green-haired freak! - Oh, no, you didn't!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Uh-oh. - You're a green-haired freak now!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21What was Oliver thinking? Kook had lost the plot
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- but the taunting has fired him up again.- He's got it in for Olly.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29- Splurge!- You squawk the squawk, you got to walk the walk, little man!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Kook's definitely back. - Jarid grabs the second flag.- Bogeys!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Shaiden also defending Kook's honour with a bucket of slime for Olly.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Jarid makes it to the top and he's the second to escape the stockade.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Jeff grabs the third flag.- What's this? Oliver's nearly finished.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47No, no, he's forgotten to grab a flag! Kook has distracted him!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Nothing distracting Jeff. He's through to the final.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Kook doesn't want Olly to go through but he's going for the flag.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- Kate still after rungs. So is Cole. Is it too late?- Oliver is climbing!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Cole's still building!- The game is over! We have our finalists!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- THEY CHEER - Someone tell Cole it's over.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- While you're at it, tell Kate, too. - OLIVER SHOUTS
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Oliver is still taunting.- And that could come back to haunt him.- OK.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18So, confirmation that today's finalists will be John, Jarid,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Jeff and self-proclaimed taunt-meister, Oliver!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Doesn't he realise that all six defenders will be waiting for him
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- in the final?- Come on! When have they ever needed an excuse
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- to give someone a good splat?- True. But it'll just add to the excitement
0:18:32 > 0:18:35as they do battle over that much-treasured crown.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Right, you, how about splat-a-stat attack in your splat-a-stat hat?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Right. Let's start with the facts. John has done well.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46He came third in the moat challenge and then won round two.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50But Jarid is more consistent with a first and second place so far.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- More stats! - OK, let's move on to the bad boys!
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Yes, Oliver and Jeff only just scraped into the second round
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and then it all kicked off when Jeff threw that paintball at Kook.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Oliver then got mouthy and Kook got splatted.- More stats!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06All right! The defenders aren't totally blameless, though.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Gildar offended everyone by taking a nap in round one
0:19:09 > 0:19:12then Kook provoked the attackers by having a tea break in the stockade.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's all going to add to the tension in the final.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- So, let's remind ourselves who those finalists are.- Yes!
0:19:18 > 0:19:23It's the three Js, John, Jarid and Jeff. Plus an O for Oliver.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- So that means the OJs are in the final.- Juicy.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Yes, but here comes the real juice.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30100 percent pure splat with all the lumpy bits left in.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33It's the defenders, Gildar, Ballista, Kookaburra
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Crocness, Knightriss and Shaiden.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Here's the capture the crown course in more detail.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Our brave warriors start with a drop into the mud bath.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Then over the slippy slides and up the titanic teeter-totters.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48The barrier of all barriers leads to those lovely leaping lily pads.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Then it's up the water wall where the much-treasure
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- crown of Splatalot awaits.- There's only one so it's winner takes all!
0:19:56 > 0:20:00The attackers are ready to go. Jeff is in green. Oliver stays orange.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03John with a purple-green combo. And Jarid in pink.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Purple feather.- ALL: Purple feather!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Who knows what that means? But it doesn't matter.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15- The attackers are into the mud.- Then a foamy welcome from Knightriss.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Yes! Slippy!- Jeff and Oliver go head-first on the slippy slides.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Jarid tries the upright approach. Oh!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26This is where the slips and splats really start, at the teeter-totters.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Down goes Jeff. And down goes John.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Remember, John won the last round. Distant memory now, eh?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Crabbles! Crabbles! Sploosh!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Congratulations on making it this far.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Shaiden congratulates Jeff. Into the moat!- Congratulations, Jarid.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Congratulations, Olly.- Ah, but we must genuinely congratulate John.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- He's the first to the barrier.- Ah!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53All right, pink, let's go.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Ooh! What's happening?- Kook aimed for Jarid but hits the camera.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Our camera operator chalks up his first splat of the day.- Upside down.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03A bad villain always blames his splatzooka.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- John leaps and make it to the lily pad.- It's hard to see
0:21:07 > 0:21:09but it looks like Knightriss has run out of vapour!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Basingstoke! Kook hit Knightriss!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Yes!- He hit a fellow defender!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17But he got the vaporiser working again.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Jarid's going the wrong way. - John's one leap nearer the crown.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Oh!- We've got a comedian!
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Oliver and Kook are at it again. Smelly trouser sprouts!- Yes!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- HE LAUGHS - Kook has the last laugh
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- after Oliver provides his own punchline.- And check Jeff out.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- A Splatalot slapstick double act. - Back to the lily pads.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39John is ahead. Knightriss and Croc pin him down.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44- Jarid teetering but this time he holds on.- John leaps further ahead!
0:21:44 > 0:21:49The other attackers need to make a move soon or it'll be too late!
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Jarid makes it to the barrier but he needs to have feet firmly planted.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57One more leap for John. And yes! He makes it!
0:21:57 > 0:22:02- He's been leaping like a leaping lizard in a leap year!- Jarid's off.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Ballista with a shot putt splat.- She misses. John is on the water wall.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11- And even taunting Oliver is lost for words.- Can anyone stop John now?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- He's not getting the crown. - Finally Gildar wakes up!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17The other attackers are still struggling. John is almost there!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- He's not going to do it. - Gildar in denial. Oliver in de moat!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23There it is! John reaches and, yes, he has the crown!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- All hail King John, the new king of Splatalot!- It's all over.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31The others can do nothing now other than catch their breath.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- What will the defenders be thinking? Especially Gildar.- Yeah!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Told you you'd never get me!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Well, apart from that last little outburst,
0:22:39 > 0:22:43John was a pretty mild-mannered competitor. Remember his battle cry?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- I have soft hair!- So remember, it's sometimes the soft-spoken,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49soft-haired ones you have to look out for.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Here's something else to look out for! The splat of the day!- Splat!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00What makes a splat special? We're always searching for unique splats
0:23:00 > 0:23:03that we've never seen before and may never see again.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Here's Kook, first to splat a fellow defender. That's why we love him.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yes, a truly hysterical moment.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14- Don't you mean historical? - No, hysterical. This is historical.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I have soft hair!
0:23:16 > 0:23:20This is how King John's journey began. He sped through the moat.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23He was the first attacker to grab a flag and escape the stockade.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27And despite some early teetering and tottering, he led all the way
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- in his quest to capture the crown. - Yeah!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Dom? Where are you? Sorry about this, ladies and gentlemen.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38We'll have plenty more splaterrific entertainment for you next time!
0:23:38 > 0:23:42When I'm sure the defenders will be acting far more professionally
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- than they did in this episode. - Right, I'm off for a nap.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48- HE BURPS - Here's the flag ceremony. Oi!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I am the king of the castle!
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