0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Splatalot, the madcap medieval gameshow
0:00:05 > 0:00:09that sees 12 heroic attackers take on a series of terrifying defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13in an attempt to nick off with the coveted crown of Splatalot.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Will they succeed in their mission? We just don't know.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19What we do know is that they'll tumble, tilt, teeter
0:00:19 > 0:00:23- and they'll get a splatted a lot. Because this is...- Splatted-A-Lot!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- It's Splatalot, you bum hat!- Ooh!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Wassup? I'm Dom. - And I'm Dick, innit?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34This is totally Splatalot, yo!
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Yes, Splatalot, the show that puts a dozen brave young warriors
0:00:38 > 0:00:40through three challenging tests
0:00:40 > 0:00:43to see if any of them are worthy of claiming the ultimate trophy,
0:00:43 > 0:00:44the Splatalot crown.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Challenging tests, you say? - Too right. Check out these babies.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Babies? Aww! We're going to show lovely piccies of ickle cutie babies
0:00:52 > 0:00:55instead of those nasty, horrible courses?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58No! Now to the nasty, horrible courses.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00First, our fairly fearless attackers
0:01:00 > 0:01:03will face the mighty challenge of this slimy moat.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06The six fastest then tackle the Wheel of Certain Doom.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Only four will make it to the final.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Who will get their mucky little mitts on that crown?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Here's a bit more detail about that first-round challenge, sports fans.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17We begin with the battle balls.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Great revolving spheres of confusion, Batman!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24They must conquer the Slippery Slope and make it across the Rolling Mace.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Where Knightriss's Splatzooka will make things very interesting.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- I'd say horrifically splatty. - I'd say shut up!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We're missing the Battle-Axes and the Rope Bridge of Disaster.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38The attackers will hope that Skabb misses them with that cannon.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Those who get this far have only the Heinous Helper to go.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Aren't you forgetting something? - My trousers! Not again!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48No! The deadly defiant and dastardly defenders!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Oh, of course.- How could you forget something like that?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'm under a lot of stress. Trousers get left by the wayside.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57No, I mean the defenders. Imagine the stress they're under,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00trying to thwart the attackers at every turn!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Do they forget their trousers? No!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Let's see who's protecting the moat.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Behold her shiny cloak!- Knightriss!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09She's scary.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Behold his clubby club.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Skabb!- He's very scary.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- And behold -- Crocness!- Ignore her.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Time to get this medieval show on the medieval road.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Skabb's on the water cannon.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Knightriss on the vaporiser!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25And Crocness on the Splatzooka.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Beware! Staceybear is here!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31First up is Staceybear, youngest of three.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Her sisters, Staceybunny and Stacey Hairy Mammoth, are cheering her on.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39First splat of the day and we've BEARLY got going.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Are you going to keep doing that? - BEAR with me!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I don't see Staceybear laughing.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47That's because the moat's in the way!
0:02:47 > 0:02:53If we watch that again, you can see that she was BEARLY amused. Get it?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Yes, sadly I do. Let's move on.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Staceybear made it to the Impossible Incline.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02And into Crocness's sight. She takes aim and Staceybear's down!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05How em-bear-assing.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- This is unbearable.- Nice one. - No, I didn't mean... Ugh!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Staceybear's made it as far as the Battle-Axes.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Knightriss pumps vicious vapours. - She will have curry for breakfast!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I hope Stacey doesn't lose her bearings.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23That's exactly what she's doing! Hammerslam!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Looking a little grisly there! - Don't you start, shoulder pads.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Let's take another look. - Let's just PAWS it there!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Do you like that one?- Why are you being so mean, Knightriss?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Me?- Yes! I'm trying a whole new thing where Skabb is nice.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Is he trying to impress her?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- I'm nice!- Not interested, my dear!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46I can still grind bones for bread! But I'm nice.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Note to self, never have toast at Skabb's.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Note to Staceybear, it's not over yet.- Up you get and run!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55The finish line might be in sight, but there's always time for a dip.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- WATER way to go!- Bear jokes are out, but rubbish moat puns are in?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Yes, because they're far superior to silly mammal jokes.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Stacey finishes in the time of 4:45.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Our next attacker is Kira.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- SHE CROWS: Bring it on! - Amazing. She speaks rooster.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Her hobby is yodelling. Is there anything this girl can't do?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I don't know, make it safely over the battle balls? Rancid tongue!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Here she is on the Rolling Mace. That's impressive. Dash!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27And an even more impressive squinty! Let's see that again.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29And again.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35That's a contender for Splat of the Day already. Nice job, Kira.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39About 3:22 on the clock and she's onto the Beastly Battle-axes.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42She's down but not out. How is that kid hanging on?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Soggy sandwiches!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Kira's really left her mark on those battle-axes.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50They don't call them beastly for nothing. Kira's out.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52DNF. Does Not Floss.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56It means Does Not Finish, you doofus.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Purple cheese!- That was either "purple cheese" or "cup of tea".
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Either way, an unusual choice of battle cry.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Come on, we haven't got all day. - She does like a punctual attack.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Ho!- "Ho" is right, Knightriss. A honking great splat from Crocness.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Let's see that one again. Newcastle! Let's not see that one again, ever!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17He's up-and-at-'em, in this case the Impossible Incline.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21And the not as impossible Beastly Battle-Axes!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- He's finished. - With a respectable time of 4:43.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Here's Adrian.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- I'm awesome!- I thought you said his name was Adrian.- I'm confused.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34We pick up Awesome at the foot of the dreaded Slippery Slope.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Welcome to Splatalot. - I don't think she means it.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Ooh, kitty plucker! - But I think she meant that.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- And Adrian slides back down into the moat.- Awesome.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Lovely shot, my girl!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Very impressive.- I think I'll call that the Corner of Doom.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Corner of Doom.- The point where you stare into Crocness's eyes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I can't see that catching on. Anyway, it's more of a gentle curve.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03- Much catchier.- Isn't it? Will Adrian conquer the Gentle Curve of Doom?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Find out later!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Here's our next attacker, Nicholas! - I like chicken nuggets!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Finish the moat challenge first. - Hello, Nick.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Kirby!
0:06:14 > 0:06:19- Kirby!- I can feel some factually inaccurate place-naming coming on.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- This is definitely the Corner of Doom.- OK, Crocness, you win.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Nick's over the axes and through the vicious vapours!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30He's got the brightly coloured Bridge of Disaster to go.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Watch this!- Watch what?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Oh, that.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37So close and yet so splatted. Nicholas can be proud of that time,
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- 4:36.- Hey, hey, and there's Adrian!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Bubble double bubble gum!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Maybe that's what Ryan's fetching helmet's made from.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- No problems at the Corner of Doom. - Good shot!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52And Ryan's onto the terrifying Rolling Mace.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Let's take a minute and appreciate its spiky terror.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Just look at the spherical points. Just lovely! And terrifying.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Crocness has him in her firing line. Ooh, and she misses!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07She's not the only one. Ryan's missed his footing.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11That's burst his bubble. Remember, there was that whole bubble thing?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I think you'll find it was "bubble double ubble gum".
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I think you'll find Ryan's across the bridge
0:07:16 > 0:07:19and a hop, skip and a jump away from finishing.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23And he's through with a 3:22. Great time.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28That puts Ryan on top. Adrian's got to be in trouble with 11:33.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Do you know what I could do with, Dom?- A bath.- No!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34A quick reminder of the best splat so far.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Good splat! Great splat! Brilliant splat!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Awesome splat! Amazing splat! - Shut up!
0:07:43 > 0:07:48- Come on, quiet down. - HE BLOWS LOUDLY
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Seriously, it's a little bit annoying!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55SHUT UP!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I mean it. We're only halfway through the first round.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Now is not the time to lose it with too much excitement.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- It's in about 17-and-a-half minutes. - Yes, Dom. Sorry, Dom.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Where were we?- I don't know, Dom.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Ah, yes, we've already seen the first six attackers
0:08:11 > 0:08:14bravely attempt to master the merciless moat challenge.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Looking at the leaderboard, we can see that Adrian's time
0:08:18 > 0:08:20is the one the next six attackers will have to beat.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- What else will they have to beat? - Eggs.- What?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh, that lot! Right. Mighty Knightriss,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28cunning Crocness
0:08:28 > 0:08:30and that Skabb.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Platypuses represent! - Did he just say Bagpuss?- Platypus!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Right, because that makes more sense.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Shanker's in trouble. Croc's on his case.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Croc's on his case, but Shanker's on fire.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Look at him tear across the mace, formerly known as terrifying.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Shifty bugle!
0:08:46 > 0:08:51I think we just discovered a new species - a splatypus!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- You're not laughing.- No. Funny that.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Shanker's made it to the rope bridge. And he stays on!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01This kid is a trier.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04My name is Skabb. We should be friends.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I distracted you! You got hit! It's so funny!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10His sense of humour's even worse than yours!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Veggie bap!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Are you OK?- Is he? Yes, he's OK! He's all right.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19If I was him, I'd be crying like you after you lost your lucky pants.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23I didn't lose them. Your borrowed them and just never gave them back!
0:09:23 > 0:09:28Let's move on. With a time of 6:00, Shanker's in the final six. For now.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Purple cherries!- Here's Madison.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Where's Madison?- There's Madison. - Oh.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Hello there! Welcome to the Corner of Doom!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Richmond Upon Thames!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42I would not trust a word that woman says. At first she's all, "Hi!"
0:09:42 > 0:09:46and then she goes and fires a wet tennis ball at your face.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Fickle is what she is.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Woooooo!
0:09:49 > 0:09:55Here's Breana, straight onto the battle balls. And straight off them!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Will she do any better if we give her wings?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01No!
0:10:01 > 0:10:05She's made it onto the Rolling Mace. What's Knightriss up to?
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Adrian's 11:33 still the time to beat.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13What is going on? Where are the attacks? The abuse?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17The tormenting? Bleugh!
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Knightriss is just stretching out, limbering up, ready for battle!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I think there's something going on with them.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Knightriss fires. - Bouncy bling-bling!- Impressive.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yes!
0:10:28 > 0:10:33I don't think Breana's impressed. A mighty bouncy bling-bling.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Here's Ethan.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- I'm the next king of Splatalot! - Prove it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Arthur pulled a sword from a stone. Ethan will cross a rolling mace.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44That's progress, that is. Whoa!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Salty kipper! - Ethan falls of the Rolling Mace.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50He's going to have to do better than that.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Skabb's water cannon finally seeing some action.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Ethan makes a jump for it and starts pulling himself up!
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Crocness tries a last-minute assault from the rear on the rear.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Ethan's home!
0:11:02 > 0:11:08- That's not a king's dance.- With 7:03, Ethan will be dis-going out.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Back to Madison.- Which one was she?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- There you are.- You know, Madison.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Ahh, the one that hangs out at the Corner of Doom.- Yep!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Like, hangs out there a lot.- Yep!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Really loads.- That's her.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- No, I can't place her.- Sadly, the Corner of Doom was too much for her
0:11:25 > 0:11:27and she does not finish.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Here's Shaun.- Purple tacos!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33These attackers will literally eat anything!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Including battle balls.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38One battle ball and chips for the gentleman flailing in the moat.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Ha! Take that!- Look at Shaun go!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- That's one giant leap. - Followed by one giant jammy splat.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Let's see it again.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53And again. But this time, with an unexpected dramatic pause.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Thank you.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59And Shaun's got through with a time of 4:22. That rhymes.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Breana also makes it with 4:47.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Sushi!- What? - Sushi! You know, raw fish.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ahh!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Our last attacker is Lian. - Who hates watching horror movies.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Gateshead! Gateshead! Gateshead!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- She's going to hate watching this back, then.- Gateshead!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Stop being a big baby! You're driving me crazy!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Whoo!- Screaming isn't going to help you.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Run for your life! - Bulging wicky-whoo!
0:12:28 > 0:12:33The mace takes its final victim of the day. Lian goes splat. Lovely.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Lian's onto the Impossible Incline. Fibba-whoppers!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Amazing splat-crobatics from young Lian.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43BOTH: If falling into a moat's worth doing, it's worth doing properly.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45That's what I say. And me. And him.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48But 10:18 is too slow. Sorry, Lian.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Absolutely amazing. A classic round, don't you think?- I do indeed!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Why don't you sum it up in less than 20 words.- What?- That's one.- Oh, OK.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00We had Lian, Adrian and Staceybear, and this and that,
0:13:00 > 0:13:03and don't forget Shanker the Splatypus.
0:13:03 > 0:13:0819! Well done. It was impressive. But who's through to the next round?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Facing up to the next challenge will be:
0:13:13 > 0:13:17If you don't want a sneaky peak at what's coming up, look away now.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20There's going to be flops, drops, that irritating Tinkor,
0:13:20 > 0:13:25- and the attackers getting covered in muck. Only on...- Splatalot!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28And now Dom will recreate, using the medium of dance,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- the highlights of the first round. - Do I have to?- Yes.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Or you'll get splatted with this slime stick.- Right.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36- Voila.- Voila.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41We begin with the moment Staceybear fell off the battle balls.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Then move onto Shanker's portrayal of the Splatypus.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50And who can forget Skabb trying to be nice with his bony bread?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Beautiful! Very graceful. The end.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Lovely plies. And onto Round Two.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Let's remind ourselves who's in the running.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Our advancing attackers are:
0:14:01 > 0:14:05And for anyone who nipped out for a widdle during Dom's lovely boogie,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08here's how they got through to Round Two.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13These six will now face the slippery Stockade.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16But mysteriously, only four of them will make it out.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20But don't worry! It'll all become clear after this.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Here's the Stockade. The attackers cross the hexagon.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Then they try to collect rungs to make ladders,
0:14:26 > 0:14:30all whilst trying to avoid the froth broth and rainmaker.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35There are only four flags, so two attackers will be left behind.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38And, as always, the defenders will be on call
0:14:38 > 0:14:41to slow the attackers down.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43First up, mucky pup Tinkor.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Lovely girl...- Ballista!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Great teeth.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- I am Thorne. - That's got to hurt his hand.
0:14:52 > 0:14:58- Welcome to the Stockade. - Hope you don't get too dizzy!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01And now for a who's-who of today's attackers.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05That's Shaun in pink. Ryan in a different shade of pink.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Lilac for Breana. Two-tone for Staceybear.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Nick in marmalade. And Fraser in olive.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Ready, Tink?- The defenders are ready for the onslaught
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- of our junior crown-nickers. - You said knickers!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19KLAXON And they're off!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Let's go, attackers!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25We defend, you attack! Take that!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28By George, I think he's finally got it!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Great leap and land from Shaun.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38If an attacker falls off the pod, they must return to the big wheel.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Ryan goes for a rung but gets a splattage!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Another great leap, this time from Fraser.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Nick splatted that one right up. Back to the big wheel.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Fraser's got a rung.- So has Shaun. These boys step up the attack.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Nick tries again and fails again.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Ryan slots in rung number three.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Tink sees him!
0:15:59 > 0:16:04And slimes him! You can run, but you can't hide, Ryan.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Yoo-hoo! Bleugh!
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Ka-slimy-wang! Tink hits Fraser with a slime stream between the eyes!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Fraser shrugs it off and dives back into the attack.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Crumby sponge!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Fraser was heading for a rung, but Staceybear got in the way.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24It's a foaming-splataca out there.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Was that Nicholas falling off again? - He'll be Nicho-last at this rate.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Oh, no. Shaun's up. And he's got that first flag!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Ballista lets off a blast.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Watch out!- Boom whacker!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Now that is what I call teamwork. - That's because you're evil.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Shaun's up and through to the final round!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Who's that?- Staceybear.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Who's Tink gunging?
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- Fraser.- That's not as much fun when a badly-drawn bear's not involved.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Ballista goes for Nick.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Breana goes for a rung. Fraser's stealing himself.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10And it looks like he's going for a second flag. And a third and fourth.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12You show him, Shaun!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- And Tink will show you how he slimes people at point-blank range.- Nice!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- But it was all a distraction. - Too late, Tink!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21That foamy figure is Fraser frough to the final!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Two flags left! Who wants them the most?
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Stacey wants one, but she needs to finish her ladder first.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31However, Nick takes up Ballista's offer. Tink spots the danger.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34But he's too late again! And Nick is through!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Nice one, Nick.- Only one spot left.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40But plenty of splats still available.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Only one more left. Who's it going to be?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- I really don't like him. - Stacey leaps and gets BEARied!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I'm not keen on you, either.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Ryan goes face-first into the foam on the same pod.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- That pod is like a bucking bronco! - MOOING
0:17:55 > 0:17:58That's just what I was thinking.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Who's going to get that final flag?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05It's hard to see when you're dealing with me.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07He's a poet, and a really bad one at that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11This is total mayhem. Bagsy not clearing up!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Try as you might, but you'll not get past me!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Will you lot zip it?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Ryan's going for a flag. And he gets it!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Staceybear can't stop him and Breana doesn't really try!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28He's at the top of the ladder! First into this round, last out.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33- Ryan's made it to the final. - Which means it's buh-bye to Breana
0:18:33 > 0:18:35and bear-bye to Stacey.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38What a great round. Through to the final is:
0:18:42 > 0:18:46All four will be going head-to-head in our Capture the Crown final.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49They'll face spills, sploshes and the odd slop
0:18:49 > 0:18:52as they compete for the crown of the House of Splat.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Stand by for plenty of splats and surprises.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Grrrr!
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- What?- Typical. - What was all that about?
0:19:00 > 0:19:05I was trying to relieve the tension with one of those bear jokes.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh. Didn't work, did it, really?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Besides, Staceybear didn't even make the final.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I've got a way of relieving the tension, though.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Will it make everyone laugh and help them cope with the stress?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- It might do.- Go on, then.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Yep, worked for me.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Pfft! Cut to the leaderboard.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29Shaun, Fraser, Nicholas or Ryan - who will lift the crown?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32And how will they cope with all six defenders in the final?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Don't eat the foam! - Seriously, don't eat it.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Unless one is hungry!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Good advice. Let's check out the final challenge.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Why don't you tell everyone about it?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Our final four attackers will face the pole drop,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48followed by the funky foam.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51They'll cross the slippy slides, the teeter-totters,
0:19:51 > 0:19:52the barriers, the lily pads
0:19:52 > 0:19:55and get up the water wall to capture the crown of Splatalot.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- It's no walk in the park. - Unless that park is on Planet Splat!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# Splatalot!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04BOTH: # Splatalot! #
0:20:04 > 0:20:06It's like medieval Glee. In a bad way.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Fraser in horrible green and Nick in burnt umber.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Ryan in bubblegum and Shaun with coral and mint stripes.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13# Splatalot! #
0:20:13 > 0:20:18And they're off! That foam should make them easier to identify.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Shaun starts the climb.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Did Ryan just slam into a teeter? Let's make sure.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Yes, he did.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Nick's on the teeter-totters. And off again.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35On again. And off again. He's worse than R-Patz and K-Stew.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39What?! On-off. I rest my case.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Instead of celebrity references, maths would be more interesting.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45No!
0:20:45 > 0:20:50Shaun's taking things very slowly.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55Whilst Ryan's taking... an early bath.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Stockport! A direct splat from Skabb.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I call that a splatrocity.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Look at that old battle-axe.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10That's right!
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Knightriss and her mighty axe!
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- I haven't even used this yet! - You have to move!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You actually have to walk!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Fraser chucks a paintball at Skabb Knightriss. Not a good idea.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I think it's a brilliant idea.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I'd like to chuck one at Skabb and his annoying furry skirt.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36What I mean is, Fraser's suffering the consequences. Nick sneaks ahead.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Oh. Sorry, that should be sneaks behind.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Fraser's on the barrier. Fraser's still on the barrier!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- What are you doing? - What IS he doing?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I think he's entering the tortoise competition.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Is he stuck? Are you stuck?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55If he was, he isn't now. He's up, and so is Nick.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Fraser leaps face-first into a lily pad.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02That is precision leapage. Linosplonger! Oof!
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Nick makes it, too. It'll be a real race between him and Fraser.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- It's neck and Nick.- Seriously?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16The defenders throw everything at the attackers,
0:22:16 > 0:22:20but they seem to be powerless. And kind of hoppy!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's Ryan! Hi, Ryan! Bye, Ryan.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28It's edge-of-the-seat, seat-of-the -pants stuff from Nick and Fraser.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Or is it the other way round?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Nick's almost at the wall. Fraser's not far behind.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36And Shaun's on the teeter... No, he's not.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41Nick at the bottom of the wall. Skabb goes for a shot and misses!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Can Fraser get back in the game? He's far too late!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49It's a trick. There's nothing there!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53It's all over! Sound the off-key horns!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Nicholas takes the crown of Splatalot.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The attackers are abandoned, the defenders are defeated
0:22:58 > 0:23:00and King Nick is the victor!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- That's it! It's all over! - It's not quite all over.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07The best bit is still to come. BOTH: It's the Splat of the Day!
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Today's splat goes to Shanker the Splatypus.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16He came, he slipped, he splatted splendifically.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Shanker, we salute you.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24From murky moat to crown capture,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27here's how Good King Nick claimed his shiny hat.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30In Round One, he bravely FACED the moat,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33slid through the Stockade, captured the flag
0:23:33 > 0:23:37and showed us all his true colours in the final challenge.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Those colours being orange, with royal pink diamond-encrusted detail.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43That's all from us at this time.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47That's your lot, apart from this, the flag-raising ceremony.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Take it away, King Nick. - I love chicken nuggets!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- Seeing as you're king, I'll have the battered sausage. Dom?- Chip butty.
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