0:00:02 > 0:00:04Welcome to Splatalot! Excited?
0:00:04 > 0:00:08I am excited and intrigued to see how these 12 fearless contestants
0:00:08 > 0:00:12will fare against the devastatingly diabolical defenders
0:00:12 > 0:00:17as they strive to capture the highly-coveted crown of Splatalot!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Will the defenders keep the young attackers at bay?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Will the attackers survive the challenges that lie ahead?
0:00:23 > 0:00:24And will we be allowed
0:00:24 > 0:00:27to do the rest of the show in our normal voices?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Yes, my friend, all of these...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- Hello, he's Dick.- He's Dom.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- And this is...- ..Splatalot.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- But what is Splat...- ..alot?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40It's a kingdom with a pretty unique way of choosing its next monarch.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41On a pretty regular basis
0:00:41 > 0:00:44it challenges 12 young warriors to lay siege to its castle
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- and capture the Splatalot crown. - But in order to do so,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50they will have to outwit the Splatalot defenders.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Their sole mission is to make the attackers' lives as hard as possible.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56In order to find a worthy champion,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59our warriors will have to face three unique and unforgiving challenges.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Precisely half will fail at the very first hurdle,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05which is a time trial around the Splatalot moat.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08The fastest six will move on to do battle in the bone-filled stockade.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11It won't be easy and two of the attackers won't make it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15However, the remaining four will compete in the grand finale
0:01:15 > 0:01:18in an attempt to seize the kingdom's crown.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Here's the first course -
0:01:19 > 0:01:22the calm before the storm, the fizzy drink before the burp.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- We start with those baffling barrels.- I'm easily baffled.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Don't sound so proud about it!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Then we head over to the slippery slope.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Although most people tend to head down it.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Then it's the stomach-churning rolling mace!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36It could churn a lot of cheese!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- On to the beastly battle-axes. - They're rubbish.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40- What?- For making cheese.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44The rope bridge of disaster is next. You could use it as a cheese slice!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Will you stop going on about cheese?! - Me?!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49The perilous pole vault completes this perilous course.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51No, it doesn't. We need more peril.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- How much?- This much!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Scarier than my collection of jam lids,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57it's Splatalot's very own gaggle of defenders.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Here's Knightriss.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01She's got attitude and she's not afraid to use it!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Tinkor's got body odour and he's not afraid to use it!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Shaiden's got a ponytail and she's not afraid to use it!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12So with the defenders in place, let's get started.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13PHONE RINGS
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Ooh.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Hello?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Yeah, don't worry, I got this.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I'mma get the crown!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yeah, OK, but how did you get my number?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Anyway, she's off!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ooh! It didn't take too long for the barrels to come into play.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33This doesn't look promising.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35If you like splats and splooshes,
0:02:35 > 0:02:37it's a very promising start indeed.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Ravina!- We're waiting for you!
0:02:42 > 0:02:47At the mace, she looks very nervous. She's going back into the moat!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Ravina has the dubious honour
0:02:48 > 0:02:51of being the first attacker to be splatted by the mace.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54She hasn't given up yet, but neither have the defenders.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03Oh! Look at that! Our first boink-boink thwack splash of the day!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06How will she deal with the battle-axes?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07PHONE RINGS
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Hello?- It'll take more than that to get rid of me!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13OK, Ravina, but stop calling me during the show.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Besides, I think you should concentrate on the battle-axes!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oh!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19I think we've been cut off.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20That was quite a fall,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24but hopefully her imaginary phone was now damaged beyond repair.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Ravina's finally found something she's good at!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Knightriss won't be happy, but when's she ever happy?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ravina was making some real progress,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35but along comes the perilous pole vault and she's down.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42The defenders think they've done a good job!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Ravina gets a time of 7 minutes and 29 seconds.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's early days, but she could be in the danger zone.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Here's the next attacker. It's Jacob.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51I'm in a band
0:03:51 > 0:03:53and I'm going to rock this castle!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56He's a very confident young man, isn't he?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Tinkor is trying his best
0:03:58 > 0:04:01to dent that confidence and his hip replacement,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04but Jacob's racing around the course.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07All good things must come to an end, my dear!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Knightriss is... turning him into a frog!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14No, I just pressed the frog-generator button on the graphics machine.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- A button for a frog? - Look, look, look!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Oh, chicken tikka masala, he's in the water!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- And he's finished. - That's a fantastic time.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Silly, silly dance.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26If I had two hands, I'd clap.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I love bikes!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Speaking of Autumn, it's very wet in autumn.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hey, Autumn! Fall!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Yes, you see, in Canada, where they shoot this, they call autumn "fall".
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Funny and educational.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40And accurate - there she is, Autumn falling.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Looks like she's having a moment on the mace.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Defenders loving this indecision.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Come on, autumn! It'll be winter soon!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52But... Yes, there she goes! She's across!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Ohh... Da, da, da, da, da...
0:04:53 > 0:04:57There she is heading down the incline, but she can't stop herself.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Wait! I've got just the thing for this next to the frog button!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- A goose?!- No, it's a swan. A swan dive!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Purple is the best!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07OK, Liam. Purple's the best what?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Guess we'll never know.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, look. I've found another button.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13He's on an imaginary skateboard.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16But that slope he splatted ISN'T imaginary.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, aye, oh, aye, splashy!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm your worst nightmare.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- No. Clowns for me every time, dear. - Ooh! Brilliant work, Tink.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29The Defenders on the course are making life tricky for Liam.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Slidey down, slidey up, slidey down. Wet pants.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34He's certainly not having a purple patch now.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Here's Preslee.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I like to dance!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Does she like to cross terrifying rolling maces?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh! Ker-flakka. Sploosh!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- No.- Shake.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Rattle. Roll. Preslee. Get it?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Elvis didn't even sing that one.- Oh. - How about a smile for Knightriss?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Well, the best Preslee can do is gri-mace. Ha!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, she's slipping!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- But she's made it!- And Knightriss has got issues with that.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03But Preslee's really smiling for her now!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Uh-oh, this looks like a situation!
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Yes, everybody. I think we do have a situation on our hands.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Here's the situation as I see it - Sarthak's a goner.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16A situation comedy - wobbly, wobbly, wobbly, bloosh.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Oh, Attacker?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What's Shaiden up to?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, bum-ba-bum-ba!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27That knocks Sarthak off his feet, down the incline and into the water.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30His pride and bum-bum-bum's taken a beating.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33That's Sarthak's time of 6:26.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Knightriss, like the rest of us, is unsure of
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Sarthak's "hands to the left, hands to the right" dance.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40We're halfway through Round One.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'd say Jacob is safe but Ravina hasn't got a chance.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- PHONE RINGS - Oh. Sorry.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Hello? Oh, hi, Ravina. Yes.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59It's for you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Hello? SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Charming.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Here's a sneaky peak of the next six attackers.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12More bumps, thwacks and splats to come as they battle it out
0:07:12 > 0:07:17- for the ultimate prize - the Splatalot crown.- Ouch.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23So, how are you finding today's show?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Oh, it's over there, isn't it?- No. Ha-ha!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29I think you misunderstand me. I meant, are you enjoying the show?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh! Of course I am, yes!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34And so is my new Defender - the Red Kneecap!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Huh! Hey!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45As ever, the Defenders are doing a great job,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48like a well-oiled machine - very oily.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Knightriss has been in a foul mood all day.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54She's probably angry that these six finished the course.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57The time to beat is Ravina's 7:20
0:07:57 > 0:08:01and can anyone better Jacob's impressive 1:41?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02We'll know shortly.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Here's our next Attacker, Maddie.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Can I have your number?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12No, you can't. It was bad enough with Ravina earlier. Oink!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15With tumbling skills like that, don't call us, we'll call you!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- But we won't.- That's what it means.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Right. Fast-forward into the bridge now.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Knightriss has Maddie in her sights. - It's all about weight distribution.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27What? What? What? What? Look! Look! Look! Mango chutney!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Did you see that?- What? - The giant arrow!- Where?
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- There! No wonder she fell in!- Stop messing about with the graphics!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Whoo! Yeah!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Despite all that, Maddie finishes in a reasonable time
0:08:38 > 0:08:42of six minutes... Arghh, arrgh! 6:44.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Here's Attacker number eight, Martin.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Crazy socks!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Looks like we've got a live one here.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Tiny Tinkor with an ankle-biter.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Martin just shrugs it off! - Will the battle-axes slow him down?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Hippety, boing, boing.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Swift moving, Attacker! Take this!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- Even Knightriss's old English has no effect!- No-one gets past me, boy!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08He's over the bridge. No, he's not. Into the chilli sauce.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Let's get to known Knightriss. What music do you like?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Take that!- Good choice! Jason Orange?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Martin has made it in a lightning 1:09 - the fastest so far.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Let's meet Ethan.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I am a pro Asian ninja monkey.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28That's quite a title to live up to, but he's doing well so far.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Pounced like a silly cat over the battle-axes.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Only a commentator's curse will stop him now.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Brilliant work, Ethan!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Why did I say that? - Told you! Cue evil laugh.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39LAUGHS EVILLY
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I've really done it. He's fallen all over.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Knightriss is mainly to blame, squirting all over the place.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48The splishy-wishy-washy... But...
0:09:48 > 0:09:52he makes it in a very respectable time of 3:30.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55There you are. Another very silly victory dance.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57French the llama!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Absolutely no idea what he's talking about.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Something tells me this guy'll be a barrel of laughs.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Very good. Barrel of laughs. Very good! Very good!- Yes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11He's very, very slow up the slippery slope.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Makes him an easy target for the Defenders.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18John takes his first tentative steps on the rolling mace and...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22That's officially the biggest splat of the tournament so far.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Welly-flop.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh, big splat. Heh-heh-heh.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Really has got a way with words, hasn't he? Big splat.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35John's back up, but as ever, the incline lives up to its name.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38ROARING What marvellous sounds!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I love horses!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I love her unbridled energy. It's a horse joke, see?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46It's no joke for Sharissa as she falls at the first fence.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- It's a barrel.- It's a metaphor. - Now it's a horse, look.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Oh, yes! I love our banter. Sharissa has just made it to the mace.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56But look at Shaiden there, stuffing the paintball canon.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Sharissa's on the receiving end but she's not letting them get to her.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Now she's got the wrong idea of the mace.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Look at that. She's riding it like a watery steed.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11She's past the finishing post at 7:24.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15You can pull all the faces you like, Sharissa but that's not good enough.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16I'm gonna own this castle!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19She thinks she's on one of those property programmes.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22The asking price is a barrel to the body.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Looks like she can afford it.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Now you see why the Attackers wear padding.- To protect the barrels.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29They're not cheap, you know.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Shaiden and Tinkor have made great use of their splatzooka.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Once more, they've up-ended an Attacker on the incline.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- Great teamwork from the Defenders. - Shaiden kisses her Tinkor.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- So...that's it.- All right. See ya!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- No, that's it for Round One.- Oh.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50We started with 12 Attackers but only the six fattest will go through
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- to the next round.- I think you mean "fastest".- Hm?- Fastest.- Yes.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Sorry. The six fastest are...
0:11:58 > 0:11:59The Rolling Stones.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Have they got what it takes in the stockade? What DOES it take?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Hang on, I've got a list.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10You need to like the taste of foam, slime and goo.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- That it?- That's that.- It's a lot.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15That's Splatalot! Ha-ha!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22In Round Two, we sadly say goodbye.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23OK. See you.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25To two more Attackers!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Oh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Where did you go?- Just there, look.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Bring me back a pressie?- Naturally.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh! What is it?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Here's a reminder of the competitors.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Lynyrd Skynyrd.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45So...who do you think will make it through?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Well, I quite like Colin. - There isn't a Colin!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You just read out all their names. Colin wasn't one of them!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Pedant.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59In a Colin-free round, here's what the attackers must do.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01They start with a spin on the wheel of certain doom.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04In a state of dizziness, they make their way to the ladder rungs.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08The rungs slot into place to form ladders - the only way out.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12All the rungs are different sizes, so it's harder than it looks.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Once you've built your ladder, you need a flag.
0:13:15 > 0:13:20- But there aren't enough flags to go round.- Two Attackers won't make it
0:13:20 > 0:13:22but even the survivors will suffer -
0:13:22 > 0:13:24we have a new line-up of Defenders.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26The name's Kookaburra.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30A kookaburra is an Australian bird known for its mad, hysterical cackle.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33This is Gildar. Someone who spends too much money on hair products.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Finally, Crocness. Half crockery and totally unnecessary.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40It'll be our pleasure to see you fall.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43And fail! Ha-ha!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48The Attacks are strapped to the wheel until the klaxon.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Gildar is already foaming at the cannon. He can't wait.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05It's like you're the bread and that's the butter.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06It's just a warm sensation.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11Sounds like Kookaburra's as bad as you with those metaphor thingies.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12KLAXON
0:14:12 > 0:14:16They're off and Ethan still has his wits about him,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19making first break at the ladder rung.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Jacob and Martin are pretty close behind.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Ethan's the first to take a hit. - This is a really bad start
0:14:26 > 0:14:28for everyone involved.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Not me!- The bickering has begun already
0:14:31 > 0:14:33but Kookaburra IS splatting everyone.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34I'm amazing!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40The Attackers are in a right spin on the wheel. Preslee is suffering!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Martin, however, has built half his ladder already.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46The weapons don't seem to be working.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I thought...animated bird-calls?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Arhh! Arhh!- Arhh!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57There's that hysterical cackle I mentioned.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Ooh, well, it's different. And it's affected Preslee
0:15:00 > 0:15:03who splats straight into the spinning hexagon.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Ker-nuffle-pappa-splat!- Here's the view from the canon.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Ethan and Martin are way out in front. Liam isn't.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Everyone needs a rinse.- His name's Kookaburra he's really kooky.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- How long have you waited to say that?- 11 minutes, 27 seconds.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Martin has now finished his ladder but that attracts more attention
0:15:23 > 0:15:24from the Defenders.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27That's not the attention anyone wants.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30If we slow this and get the right angle
0:15:30 > 0:15:34you can see Martin has taken a gobful of slime.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38The wheel of certain doom is slowing their Attackers down.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43There's been a development - Ethan has crept ahead with the first flag!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Crocness is there with her slime stick but Ethan's too strong
0:15:47 > 0:15:50and is the first to complete Round Two.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52This makes it harder for the rest.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56The water cannon is creating one giant slippery hazard.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59It's a domino effect as Martin creates an avalanche.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- An avalanche of dominoes! - What?- OK, YOU describe it.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06The guy at the top hits the other guy and...OK. Avalanche of dominoes.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Martin has his flag and completes the course.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Only two flags remain for four Attackers.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Jacob seems to have one of them.
0:16:13 > 0:16:20- Gildar has the splatbow and someone is going to get splatted!- Preslee.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Let's slow that down.- OK. Pre-e-e-s-l-e-e.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28No, if we slow the pictures, it's a direct splat from Gildar.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Jacob has the third flag, leaving Preslee, Liam and Sarthak
0:16:32 > 0:16:34to fight over the fourth.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Gildar aiming his splatbow at poor Sarthak. The poor guy's in a daze.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Whoa! Watch out for the big, red turny thing. Ha-ha!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Preslee now completing... Oh! Not completing the ladder.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Whack-a-splatter.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Blob blobs. You know what it's like. Be nice to people on the way up -
0:16:52 > 0:16:53it's a long way down.
0:16:53 > 0:16:59Sarthak has recovered from his daze and he has the last flag.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Ooh! Trouble is, after that tumble, he'll be back in another daze.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08But no, he's at the top, brandishing his flag of victory.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Brandishing his flag of vic... I like that!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Here are the other flagging brandishers.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- That didn't sound so victorious.- No.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Preslee and Liam go home.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Well, how do you follow that? - With Round Three, I thought.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Oh, yeah. Fair enough.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29If you like watching high-impact splatfests, this is the show for you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31If not, maybe you should try knitting.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Or maybe brass-polishing.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Origami?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Or slapping yourself around the chops with a large, wet kipper.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Sadly, there's no time as we have to say farewell.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- All right. See you. - No, to Preslee and Liam!- Ah.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Will you stop doing that?!- Sorry.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Which leaves us with our final four Attackers.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Their mission is simple - be the first to complete the course
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- and capture the crown.- Trouble is. the course is pretty tricky.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Plus, all six defenders come out to play for this one.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Do you think they know they're on camera?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Here is the course in all its glory.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18The Attackers start with a pole-drop into the funky foam.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Then it's teeter-totter time a and leap onto the lily pads.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23The water wall is then all that stands between the Attackers
0:18:23 > 0:18:26and the coveted Splatalot crown.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30So, Dom, who do you think will win?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Well, in Round One, Jacob was fast but Martin was faster,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36completing the course in an amazing 1:09.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41Mm, yes, but speed isn't everything, as Ethan proved by winning Round Two.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45The most interesting stat of all is that Sarthak was the last to qualify
0:18:45 > 0:18:49in Round One AND Round Two. He's a survivor. Could HE win this?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Let's find out.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56And off they go, down the poles into the foam.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Crocness with a bucket of slime for starters.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05The teeters lead us, always, to do some tottering.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08It's crazy - it's making my cathode ray tube go nuts!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10But it's good for increasing the splat count.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15- How IS the splat count? - It's fine, thank you.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Too bad!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- She's talking about your sense of humour.- No, about your hair!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Here's what I think of your hair - kersplatter whacker nicky-nacky-noo!
0:19:23 > 0:19:28That makes no sense. Knightriss and Tinkor are confused!
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Nicky-nacky-noo?!
0:19:29 > 0:19:34They'd better snap out of it - Jacob has made it over the teeters!
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Knightriss has taken your advice and down goes Jacob!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Harrrh!
0:19:42 > 0:19:43She doesn't need the slime stick!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- That scary voice alone will do the trick.- That rhymes!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Here's a nice touch. The first Attacker crosses the barrier,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- the water wall is turned on. - Makes sense.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56It's probably expensive running a fantasy, splat-driven tournament
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- and we could all do with being greener...- Yes, yes.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02It's not the time to have this discussion.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Sarthak and Martin are struggling!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- It's never a good time when- I- have something to say!- Get over yourself!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Let's get it together, people. Let's defend!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Sorry, Gildar!- So silly, sorry!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Martin takes another huge spill.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Gildar has his sights set on Jacob.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21He fires, ooh, but Jacob avoids the paintballs.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26In slow motion, we can see how close that was. Precision frog-leaping.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Sarthak and Ethan still struggling on the teeters.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32This looks more promising from Martin.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34No, he's down again.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Back to Ethan. He's over this time.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- This look ominous from the Defenders. - What?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45The rarely-seen reverse-Y splat manoeuvre.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Why is it rarely seen?- Gildar and Kookaburra rarely practise it.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I doubt we'll ever see it again.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56Back to the teeters and Sarthak seems to be running on empty.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Martin does, too. Whoa-hey! Splatty!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Gee-ow-ka-punch.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05The Defenders are just concentrating on the lily pads and, oh,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Jacob is suffering out there.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10It's not getting any easier. Ethan's right on his tail.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Not for long. Kookaburra will sort him out.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Ooh! What kind of manoeuvre was that?!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Fortunately, Tinkor has no vital organs in his head.
0:21:17 > 0:21:22Jacob now at the water wall but it's very close. Ethan's at the base.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26The tension is electric. You can almost taste the atmosphere
0:21:26 > 0:21:28with a knife, fork and spoon.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Will you just calm down? Hang on. No. Don't calm down!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34You're right. It looks like Jacob'll get there first!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38And yes, he holds the crown aloft. It's all over!
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Stop everything! Nothing more to see! It's over!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45End of! Fini! That's all, folks!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- OK. Bye, everyone.- No, not you!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I don't care any more. I don't care.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I don't care. It doesn't upset me.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I don't believe you, Gildar!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Boy, was that an amazing finale?
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Weren't you watching? It was one of the best we've ever had.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- I know. It's time for you favourite bit of the show.- Ah. OK. Bye!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- The other bit.- Oh, yes! Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Splat of the Day!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18It all started fairly innocently in the stockade.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Then Martin loses his grip
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- and there's an avalanche of domino effects.- Not again.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26He then takes Jacob out but it's a buy-one-get-one-free, BOGOF,
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- avalanche of domino effects. - Are you still talking?
0:22:32 > 0:22:37So, we just have the formality of the crowning ceremony to go
0:22:37 > 0:22:41but first, let's remind ourselves how Jacob made it to the top.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45In Round One, he was the fastest - a sign of things to come.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Life wasn't so easy in the stockade but he still got a flag
0:22:48 > 0:22:51and that's what counts. A chuckle cloth.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56It was back to business in Round Three, where he led all the way
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- and claimed that all-important crown.- Whoo-ha.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02OK, we'll leave you with the flag ceremony.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Until next time, bye for now.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Oi! You can leave now! >
0:23:11 > 0:23:15Well, I don't know, do I? It's confusing.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I'm the king of the castle!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- And we're Dick and Dom. - So, until next time...
0:23:20 > 0:23:22BOTH: Ke-e-e-e-ep splatting!
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