0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Welcome to Splatalot.- And welcome to today's brave young warriors.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07They're the good guys.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09And these are the bad guys whose mission it is
0:00:09 > 0:00:13to stop the good guys from claiming the much-treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Will the evil defenders keep the noble attackers at bay
0:00:17 > 0:00:18and preserve their kingdom?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Or will the attackers reign victorious?
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Who will tumble? Who will tilt?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Who will teeter and who will go... BOTH: SPLAT?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Hello! Welcome one and welcome all to Splatalot!
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- We are Dick and Dom. - Welcome to our medieval splatfest.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- You know what a lot of people ask us?- To wash more frequently?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43No. Yes. Not that!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47A lot of people ask us if Splatalot is a fake place.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Of course it's not fake! - It's as genuine as we are!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I don't think that's a convincing argument.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56But no, it's definitely real and it's also definitely in Canada.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58It's not like you can hop on a bus.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Here's the other real thing about Splatalot, the challenges.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03The first is the moat.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06The course itself is hard enough but it's also against the clock.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Only the fastest six will survive and move on to the next round.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Which is the stockade.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Our six attackers must escape from this foam-filled prison,
0:01:15 > 0:01:19but only four will succeed, and make it through to the final.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22This is where we find out who's got what it takes.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26At the end of this round, one of them will be wearing that crown.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29It's very comfy. I tried it on when you were in make-up.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- That's outrageous! - Do you think they'll lock me up?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34No, I don't need any make-up!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Yes, of course(!)
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Let's check out round one in more detail.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43We begin with the pungent plank. It's a plank that whiffs a bit.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46That leads to the rolling mace with its pointy bits.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50The impossibly incline is next, then the battleaxes will chop you up.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54If you survive, you cross the rope bridge of disaster and rest.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Before balancing on the debilitating disc. I've run out of bits.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Pity(!)
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I've saved the best bit till last.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Here's the gang with the nasty bits - the defenders.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08She's all blue but she's not sad, she's just bad. It's Shadowy Shaiden.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Next it's the heartless tartan archer, Ballista.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13And Skabb completes the line-up for round one.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18- This round takes brine.- And brains. - AND SKABB!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21The defenders all look lethal in their own way.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- I'm sure the attackers will prove superior.- That's fighting talk!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Here's our first attacker. - I'm pumped up!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Dagger Derek is pumped up but also watered down, thanks to Ballista.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36You may be pumped up but we're going to take you down.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Ballista's the one pumped up. - We've Derek on our hands.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm well. I'm in a very good mood today.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Skabb is in a good mood, that can't be good for the attackers.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, dear! Not good at all.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51In football, attackers are often accused of taking a dive.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54What Derek's just done is more of a giant splat-piddly-pat.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Hey, Derek, the path to the crown is treacherous.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Shaiden's getting mystical but she's not wrong.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02The incline is indeed treacherous.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Treacherous like a teacher accused of treason covered in treacle.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09You know that makes no sense, don't you?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13AARGH!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16It's never a good idea to rile Skabb. The other defenders won't like it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Shaiden is vaporising Derek just when he least needs it.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Good job, Shaiden.- Oh, yeah!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Derek battles on, the rope bridge is next. So is Ballista.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'm glad I got to meet you today.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Such charm offensive. - You don't want to be friends?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35See? Charming, then offensive.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Something tells me Ballista doesn't make friends easily.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Derek's concentrating hard on the debilitating disc.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44RAARGH!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Oh! Splatflaps!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- RAWR!- That's guaranteed to break anyone's concentration.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55That's what defenders do, they channel their rage and water cannons.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Derek finishes and sets the benchmark time of 5:20.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Up next - or down next - is Tamia.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I like pineapple on my pizza!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Tamia! Hi, I'm Skabb.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- This is my weapon. - SKABB SCREAMS
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Uh-oh, we've got a screamer.- Skabb's scream puts Tamia into the moat.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Wallop!- The nice thing about Skabb is that he always gets to the point.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- You always know what he's thinking. - Which is more than Skabb does.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Yeah! - It's a clever tactic from Tamia.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Be nice to Skabb and he'll be... Forget it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Tamia may have a crush on Skabb.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Skabb just wants to crush Tamia.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Breaking up is hard to do, especially when you're falling off
0:04:37 > 0:04:40an oversized axe in a medieval game show.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Tamia is OK. - Aw, he does care.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Skabb rules!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Best of friends but is it the best of times for Tamia?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Purple porcupine!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Here's Kristine with a capital K.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53You must know when you come here you're going to get wet.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56And that's the moat with a capital splat.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Hello, attacker.- Skabb isn't on first name terms with Kristine.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Splunker!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Quite rightly, she turns her back on him.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Skabb did splat her with a paintball. That's as polite as he gets.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Last night we had the Splatty Awards and I won Most Valuable Defender.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16What a great night. And Ballista shows us just why she won. Sploosh.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- I didn't get an invite. - Didn't you? Oh.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Kristine finishes in 3:14.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Certainly pacier than any of the speeches last night.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26So who won the Best Splatalot Presenter Award?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Let's just say we came second. - But we present it.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Best Splatalot Presenter: Skabb.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I'm not going to argue with him.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Let's pretend we're hosting the Splatty Awards.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Orangeville does not grow oranges!
0:05:40 > 0:05:44That's quite an acceptance speech from Dylan,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47who's not receiving the red carpet treatment down the incline.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- The paparazzi would have a field day. - Best Supporting Splat goes to Adam.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55My shout out is to my friends Josh, Julian and my twin brother Alex!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Clever. Always thank your friends and family.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02We should give attackers credit for performing their own stunts.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Absolutely!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Now, picking up the Lifetime Achievement Award
0:06:06 > 0:06:08for Services to Splatting is Tianna.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Chickens are going to rule the world!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13What separates the stars of the splatter screen from the rest of us
0:06:13 > 0:06:17is their effortless grace and natural poise.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21She's also been nominated for Best Dunk on the Debilitating Disc.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26She started well with a fine rope grip but then she couldn't hang on.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29This really has to be one of the hardest obstacles on the course.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Sloppy-poppy.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Fellow nominee Dylan also started well.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38In the end the balancing act was just too tough.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Momma-knickers-pappa-splat! - The final nominee is Adam.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44He had the added distraction of a focused Ballista.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47The combination of water, slippery surfaces and gravity
0:06:47 > 0:06:51led to one simple outcome - a splat in the moat.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- And the award goes to... - Adam with a time of 6:12.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58He's followed by a stellar performance from Dylan with 7:12
0:06:58 > 0:07:02and a fine supporting role from Tianna with 7:30.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04So we're halfway through round one.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Kristine leads with 3:14, and Tianna's 7:30 is the time to beat
0:07:08 > 0:07:10in order to advance to the stockade.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14We've got six more attackers for scary Skabb to shout at.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Maybe they'll give him something to shout about.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Whatever happens, there'll be screaming, shouting and splatting.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Still to come, we've got the stockade.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31And the grand finale, where one of our attackers will be crowned
0:07:31 > 0:07:34the new king or queen of Splatalot.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Right now we're halfway through round one.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40We still have six more attackers waiting to face the moat challenge.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's about to get very interesting.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Only the fastest six will go through to the next round.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Here are the times for the first six attackers.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Kristine is our fastest star so far, but Tianna might fail her audition,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54with a time to beat of 7:30.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58But with Skabb on the splatzooka, Shaiden on the vapour pistols
0:07:58 > 0:08:00and Ballista on the cannon, that might be good enough.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- There's only one way to find out. - Fast forward?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06No! Let the second half begin.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Attacker number seven is Matt. - I want a monkey!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12How peculiar. SPLODGE!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Again! Again! I think Matt's going to splat his way around this course.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Matthew, allow me to introduce myself. I am Skabb!
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- Ooh! That was quite a thwack! - Do not give me that look! Argh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Ooh! How many times? It never pays to answer back.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Batty-wangles!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Skabb only has two emotions - angry and furious.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38If you look him in the eyes, like Matt did, you're going down.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39End of.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Now has Matt learnt his lesson with Shaiden?
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- One step at a time! - Oh, oh, oh! Scroggage!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Matt the splat.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52The battleaxes always require the attacker's full concentration,
0:08:52 > 0:08:54and usually produce that kind of result.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Remember Tianna's time to beat of 7:30?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Matt hasn't beaten it so he's not going through. Tough splat!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Here's Carolina. - Nasty knuckles!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Carolina! Skabb! Carolina!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Thanks for clearing that up, Skabb! - Splat stuck in your...
0:09:10 > 0:09:12That was a good shot by me, wasn't it?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14You're on fire today, Skabb.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Right on cue, Skabb proves Shaiden right.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Even the Splatalot cameras are not safe today.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Look what happened. - The crew better clean it up.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Skabb might splat them too, the mood he's in.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29And he's still splatting! This man is a...
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- ..with Skabb's high heels. - At 5:28, Carolina's currently safe.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I'm gonna save the princess
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and look good doing it!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Princess? It's a castle with a moat,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46there's probably a princess somewhere.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I like it! Let's rethink the show!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Level one, collect all seven splataroons.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Splataroons? - Splatalot currency.- Right.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Then clear the mace and avoid the splatkabooms.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Let's get back to the proper contest.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01There's no princess. Here's the next best thing.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ballista's time to shine.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Ballista not so much princess, more evil, scary bringer of failure.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Whatever game Jamie had in his head, it worked because he's through.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Time for our next attacker, Ryan.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I want my newspaper back!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Just buy another one, it's much easier.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- We've got a quick one on our hands. - He really wants that paper back.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Poodles!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29He won't be making the headlines if he doesn't get a move on.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31This fall has cost him a lot of time.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35He's reached the debilitating disc, so he's in range of Ballista.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- But he's hanging on. - Fall!
0:10:36 > 0:10:41And fall he does. If Ballista tells you to clean your room, you'd do it!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45But is Ryan clean through? 5:53. It can be beat.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Here's Jacy.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I like to party! Aah!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Then you've come to the wrong place, Jacy dear.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56There are no butterfly cakes and cucumber sandwiches out there.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- What parties do you go to?- I mean the course is no picnic! Look!
0:10:59 > 0:11:04I think Jacy has already established that for herself.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Hello. Welcome to the biggest party of your life.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12I don't think Shaiden will make it in the party entertainment business.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- Oh, 'ello. - Goodbye!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Hello, goodbye, bonsoir or auf Wiedersehen.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18It's a splat in any language.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23That's a victory dance in any language. She's currently through.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26If she does go through, Ballista will be waiting for her.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Here's our final attacker, Courtney.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31No jellyfish can mess with this mango!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- I've got no comeback for that one. - Trouble is, neither has Courtney.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40One thing's for sure, her mango has been messed with now. Mango fritters.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43She's back up now, and despite Skabb's attentions,
0:11:43 > 0:11:45she heads down the incline.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48She's overshot! Down she goes, dirty water!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51If you look more closely, you'll see a trailing right foot
0:11:51 > 0:11:55is all it takes to send Courtney off balance and into the jerk chicken.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Courtney now has to hurry up.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01She only has 20 seconds left with the debilitating disc still to go.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Nobody's made a clean crossing today, but she needs to.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Come on Courtney!- Rawr! - ALARM
0:12:07 > 0:12:09That won't help. Courtney's almost there!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Time's running out! - Did I get her?- No, you didn't!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15And Courtney is... She's through! She's in the top six!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18The mango made it! There's the mango dance.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- That was nail-biting stuff. - Next time try biting your own nails!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26So the six fastest are Derek, Kristine, Carolina, Jamie,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Jacy and Courtney. Yazoo.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32But they'll need far more than just speed in the next round.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34They'll need a packed lunch and practical shoes.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37The stockade doesn't suffer fools gladly,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40that's why you've never been in there.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46So it's time for the Stockade. Two attackers won't survive this round.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49What happens to the attackers who don't make it through?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Is it something really, really awful?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Apparently, after the round ends, they have a nice hot bath,
0:12:54 > 0:12:58have a hot chocolate each and sit in front of the telly with a cat.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Do they get marshmallows in the hot chocolate?- Don't be stupid.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- This isn't a holiday camp. - Sounds terrible.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Here are the six attackers
0:13:05 > 0:13:08who want to avoid a hot chocolate with no marshmallows.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Jamie, Kristine, Derek...
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Carolina, Jacy and Courtney.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19But all of the attackers start from scratch in this round.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22It's anybody's game. Here's the stockade in more detail.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Attackers have to cross a giant spinning hexagon
0:13:24 > 0:13:28then leap onto the smaller ones, where they can reach ladder rungs.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31These rungs slot into the ladders on the other side.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34They then grab one of four flags and make their way out of the stockade
0:13:34 > 0:13:36to freedom and glory.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39There is, of course, one more vital piece of the jigsaw
0:13:39 > 0:13:41that we've kept up our sleeves.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Buh!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Give it here! No wonder I couldn't finish it!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Here are the new defenders.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50The stockade welcomes Crocness, the reptile with the crocodile smile,
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Gildar the Viking who's not to everyone's liking,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56and Knightriss, our knight in sliming armour.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Knightriss has her eye on you!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03With seconds to go, here's how the attackers line up, left to right.
0:14:03 > 0:14:09We've got Jacy, Kristine, Carolina, Jamie, Courtney and Derek.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Don't forget Gildar. KLAXON BLARES
0:14:12 > 0:14:14They're off and it's already a splatfest.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Jamie and Carolina making strides, Kristine isn't far behind.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Carolina already with a rung.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23BOING Love that sound.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Derek and Courtney struggling to stay on the hexagons.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Kerr-splat! That's embarrassing!
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Do you know what? I think they're just having lots of fun.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39What do they think this is? An entertainment show?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40It's all getting messy.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Gildar you magnificent Viking, you've done it again.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Hello there. Want a taste of slime?
0:14:47 > 0:14:51What's worse, Croc's slime or Gildar's smarm?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Crocness with a taste for more sliming.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Knightriss won't be left out either.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Knightriss is on fire today!
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Good job we've got all that foam, then. Can't start a fire in there.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Jamie isn't necessarily playing the same game as the other attackers.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Maybe this time he's leaping to save the princess.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Oh, a perfect score. Jamie can advance to the next rung.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15The further you get, the harder it gets. Crocness is sliming again.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Now she's set her sights on Courtney.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Kristine now decides to take a leap of faith.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22And ends up with a face full of foam.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26If at first you don't succeed, splat, splat again.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30The defenders had better keep an eye on Jamie and Kristine.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Jamie has finished his ladder, which triggers Knightriss into action.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38But her aim is off.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Ah, isn't that pretty?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- It's like a winter wonderland. - It'd make a lovely card.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Beats the one you sent me.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51Back to the game. Kristine has made it to the top and is through.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Jamie's now also finished, which means there are two flags left
0:15:57 > 0:15:59and four attackers.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Splat! Derek's in trouble!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03More than he knows, Carolina is also finished.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Thanks to the splat-cams, we know where your shoe is, Derek.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- We're not going to help you look for it.- Speak for yourself.
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- Go and help him, then.- I can't, I'm allergic.- To foam?- No, to Gildar.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Sorry about that. - Panic over. Derek has his shoe.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Now he needs to panic about one flag remaining.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25This is where it gets nasty. It's survival of the slimiest.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- As Derek has proved, he blocks Jacy. - I think Jacy hesitated.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31She who hesitates is splatted in this game.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35But will it pay off? Meanwhile, here's a quiz for Knightriss.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Which boy band had a hit single with Shine?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Take That!- Is there nothing she doesn't know about pop music?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Derek has grabbed the last flag.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Courtney's still trying but surely it's all in vain? It is!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Derek becomes the fourth and final attacker through.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52There are the triumphant finalists.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55No marshmallows for Jacy and Courtney. They are out.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59You know you're not going to win this. You're not going to win this.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- It's because of your sass. - Gildar finding excuses, as usual.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04It won't effect the outcome.
0:17:04 > 0:17:10Through to the final are Kristine, Jamie, Carolina and Derek.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- The stockade is my absolute favourite round.- Ah. Lovely.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Now we move on to the finale.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Great! The finale is my absolute favourite round!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Has anyone got a colouring book for Dick?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Stand by for plenty of teetering, the odd totter,
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- and, rather worryingly, some happy defenders.- Yeah!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's splat time.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Why don't we take a moment to celebrate some classic splats?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39We're going to take you down!
0:17:47 > 0:17:48I am Skabb!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'm in a good mood today.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03And that's why we call it Splatalot!
0:18:06 > 0:18:10We have four finalists but only one will succeed in claiming the crown.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Stop right there.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15As the self-appointed representative of the defenders,
0:18:15 > 0:18:19it has come to my attention that unless the attackers are awful,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21the defenders can never win this competition.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24If the good guys lose, the audience will feel let-down
0:18:24 > 0:18:26and the show will be axed.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Strike's off. - Good. Let's get on with it, then.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Our finalists are...
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Kristine, Jamie, Carolina and Derek.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37They've got a big challenge on their hands and only one of them
0:18:37 > 0:18:39is going to get to rule the kingdom of Splatalot.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Now you've mentioned them, here they are -
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Gildar, Ballista, Skabb, Crocness, Knightriss and Shaiden.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Mean and marvellously moody.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52The attackers start by sliding down a pole into the mud bath.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Then it's over the slippy slides and onto the teeter-totters.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Once over the barrier, they leap across the lily pads.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02And then the water wall is all that prevents the attackers
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- from claiming the crown. - No-one said it would be easy.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10Here's how the attackers line up - Kristine is in the pink,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Carolina in yellow, Jamie in light blue,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14and Derek's in the dark blue.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18It looks like the defenders have put the strike nonsense behind them
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- as they prepare for battle. - KLAXON BLARES
0:19:21 > 0:19:23And down they go into the mud bath.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Ballista's there to clean them up.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Very slick sliding from Kristina there.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Not so slick on the teeters, though.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35They are probably the hardest obstacles, as Kristina proves.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38She's not alone, they're all teetering and tottering.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42And above all splatting, it's splat-terrific and splat-tastic.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44As if the teeters weren't hard enough,
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Derek's also got defenders to deal with.- High-five!
0:19:47 > 0:19:53- Yeah!- Carolina, slipping and splatting.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57I'm going to politely remind you this is actually a race.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Gildar's just right for TV, don't you think?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And Kristine's just right for falling off a teeter.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06I don't know if that's what Gildar was after but that's what he got.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Oh, there we are. Jamie's almost over.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Shaiden and Skabb force him back.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Knightriss and Crocness teaming up on Kristine.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21The defenders called off the strike
0:20:21 > 0:20:23but we'll be off air if we lose any more cameras.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Kristine's the first one onto the lily pads.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31The defenders need to step it up.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Not far behind is Jamie.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Looks like Ballista is saving up, and down he goes.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42- How about a little slime tasting? - Does she have any choice?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Carolina and Derek are a long way behind now.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Can anyone catch Kristine? I think she's going to be our new queen.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50She's one leap away now.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51And she's made it!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54No, she hasn't. It's all about the elbows, you see.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Get your elbows onto the platform and you'll be OK,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00otherwise the course will give you the elbow.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Will this allow the others back into the race?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Jamie finally makes it over the barrier.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09He might catch up with Kristine, who leaps and fails again.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I don't think Derek will affect the result.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13It's all about Kristine and Jamie.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Aargh!- Skabb has something to say about that.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Jamie is leaping into the lead. Kristine slips at the wrong moment.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22It's raining!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Jamie leaps and he's made it!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Once again, Jamie seems to be playing his own game.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Is he still trying to save that princess?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32What a comeback. He goes up the water wall.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34What must Kristine be thinking?
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Don't give up, keep on moving! - She's thinking, "Shut up, Skabb!"
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Jamie's almost there. Carolina isn't.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44No-one can touch him now.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Game over for the game gamer.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Bad luck, Kristine.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52All hail King Jamie, Splatalot's got a new king in town.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's not your job to cheer him on.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Gildar should worry about his own job. Well done, Jamie.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Does he know there isn't a princess?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- I feel sorry for Kristine. - Do I have to?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Yes. - OK. Sorry, Kristine.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10But in a way we're all winners. We've seen fantastic attacking...
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Brilliant defending...
0:22:11 > 0:22:14And on top of that, we've seen some amazing splat.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Here's splat of the day.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20As usual, there were so many to choose from.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Each attacker splatted valiantly, but in the end there can only be one.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27And that one was Derek with this beauty in the first round.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Oof! Once again the impossible incline delivered.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Derek lost his footing and then he almost lost his head.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39From any angle, it had to be our splat of the day.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- I'm all right. - You're better than all right, Derek.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47You're distinctly above average.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Let's remind ourselves how Jamie made it to the Splatalot crown.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54I'm going to save the princess and look good doing it!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57He was full of energy in round one... I take it all back.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01However he recovered with perfect scores in the stockade.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04He then leapt into the lead in round three,
0:23:04 > 0:23:05and despite not saving the princess,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08King Jamie is now on another level.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I've always wanted to be saved.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I don't think you're what Jamie had in mind.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Bye for now! - APPLAUSE
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I saved the princess and looked good doing it!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- No-one's told him yet, have they? - No.
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