0:00:02 > 0:00:06- It's splat time!- Splatalot invites 12 courageous and canny attackers
0:00:06 > 0:00:09to do battle with the castle defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they strive to capture the treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16I got a wicked wedgie right now. Let's go!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Will the defenders keep the attackers at bay and preserve
0:00:20 > 0:00:24the kingdom of Splatalot, or will the attackers emerge victorious?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter? And who will go splat?
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- We're Dick and Dom and welcome to...- Splatalot!
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- Bless you.- No, Splatalot, our show where we do a lot of splatting.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42The medieval game show that invites 12 brave warriors to battle it out
0:00:42 > 0:00:46over three rounds until we are left with a champion
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- to claim the Splatalot Crown. - Yes, that one.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- I'm excited and raring to go. - We'd better get on with it, then.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58In round one, the 12 attackers get tested by the monstrous moat.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01The fastest six will try to escape the slippery stockade.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Only four will attempt to storm the castle
0:01:05 > 0:01:07and capture the Splatalot Crown.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Let's take a closer look at the first round - The Moat Challenge.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15We start with the Baffling Barrels - no barrel of laughs!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Then it's up the slippery slope and across the terrifying Rolling Mace.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23The Beastly Battle-Axes are next and then the Rope Bridge of Disaster.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Finally, the Perilous Pole Vault.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Battlement, terror, beastliness, disaster and peril.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- A perfectly normal day in Splatalot. - Bring it on, I say.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- There's only one more ingredient to add to the mix.- Coriander?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- No, the defenders! - Oh, yes.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Watch out. I'm lurking in the shadows.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Shaiden, she's shady.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Have lots of fear, Skabb is here!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Skabb, he's scabby.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53And here's the lovely Ballista. She's my favourite.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Dom, is she looking over at me? - Oh, please!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00And here are the defenders, posing naturally for the camera.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04About as natural as toffee flavoured crisps.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Let's get this party started.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I don't think she heard you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Let's go Dragons!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14That's better! First off is Adriana who likes dragons.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It looks like her round will drag on
0:02:17 > 0:02:20and on and on and on. It's a dragon thing.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Hi, Adriana! - Skabb's in a good mood. Bad Skabb!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh, sausages! He's in a better mood now.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Adriana, falling like a lost and frightened kitten.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Save the kitten. - There is no kitten!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- I think she's scared, Ballista. - I think she's terrified.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- They're talking about the kitten. - There is no kitten!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44This course is no place for cute, fluffy animals. Wivle-poops!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Especially with Adriana falling everywhere.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50This course is slaying her. I'll draw it for you.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53That's very good, actually.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56She's made it to the battle-axes, look.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Say hello to the huntress! - Dick, Ballista's saying hello.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, a direct splat! You've missed your chance.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- I'm playing it cool. - Whatever!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Adriana has made it to the pole despite Ballista's efforts.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14She's come undone and into the marmalade!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17She makes it in 4:59. Nicholas is next.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I wanna Splatalot!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23You've come to the right place. That's pretty much all we do.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Here he goes... and right in the spikes!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28This has everything.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31He avoids the paint balls but the cones do their job.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Nick's in the moat but he's fine.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Hi, Attacker!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Hi, Ballista.- She's not talking to you, you steamed pudding!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Ooh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, I say!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Oi, shut up! She's mine.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Right, that's better.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Poor Nicholas is struggling. - And he goes down into the jam.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56That was quite a splat but Nicholas will survive.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58These are tough competitors.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Nicholas finishes with a time of 7:00... silly dance.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I love sugar!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06This could be hyper.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10The defenders don't need any more hyping up. (SCREAM) Oh, screamer!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16SCREAMING
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Has she stopped? - What?!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, yes, she has, the little moo-moo.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Just get the Attacker, Skabb!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Oh, no, she hasn't. - Good work, Ballista!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Stop screaming, please. - Mouzhan, stop screaming!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35When she stops screaming, she starts succeeding.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40The defenders are at it now. Put the ear-muffs back on!
0:04:40 > 0:04:424:52. Not bad.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- What?!- Not bad! - What?!- Not bad!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I got a wicked wedgie right now. Let's go!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Well, this one's full of beans! - Oh, I hope not.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55It's a good start.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02My name is Shaiden and you don't want to mess with me.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04He's not messing at all.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Oh, he practically dances over the Mace!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Will he succeed? Yes!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Surely the battle-axes will slow him down.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15He's stalling on the second.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Trevon, check your spark plugs, don't flood the engine and...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22..yes, he's ticking over again.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Ballista, you can stop him! - He's doing so well!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Oh, what a shame. He opens his mouth and it all goes wrong.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Sounds like you.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- That's how we do it! - 1:45. The fastest round today.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41I hope he doesn't win. We'll have to see more of that!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Here's Shae.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I am medieval!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Well, Skabb and Shaiden are maxi-evil.- That was almost funny.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Splumunger! - Keep them coming, Skabb!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Check out this laser-like precision from Shaiden.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Ooh! Splatalot!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01She's more precisier than my English teacher was, innit!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Toom-quat-sploosh! - That's knocked her off balance.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Falling like a frightened puppy. - Save the puppy!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Stop mentioning fluffy animals! - Shae looking like a natural.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15A natural disaster. That was one huge splat.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- So there's definitely no puppy? - No, there isn't.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hold on. Here's your missus.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Let's play a game called Who Can Get The Most Wet?- Why not?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27She's talking to Shae who obliges by jumping into the moat.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Bit of a floppy time there.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33She's not happy but she is flappy and clappy.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm aerodynamic!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Alexander certainly attempting a clean take-off.
0:06:38 > 0:06:44But it's a crash landing. They give it all that "I'm aerodynamic" stuff.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48This is Ballista's game and I'm going to put you to shame.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- That wasn't very nice from your missus.- She's not my missus!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Oh, cruncher!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56That was awkward but he got away with it.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59As pilots say, any landing is a good landing.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02He still makes in 3:06.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04But he's crumpled and pumpled with that dance.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08At the halfway stage, Trevon leads with 1:45
0:07:08 > 0:07:10and Shae's 10:21 is the time to beat.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Do you think Ballista fancies me? - She's a potty-mouthed evil villain
0:07:15 > 0:07:17who hangs around with Skabb and Thorne.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20What could she have in common with you?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I had a potty, I've got a scab on my big toe
0:07:23 > 0:07:26and I hang around with you, the biggest loser I know!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Fair enough. Coming up, six new attackers
0:07:28 > 0:07:32attempt to make their mark on this unforgiving course.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38So, it's maths time, viewer. Twelve minus six.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41That's what we'll be left with after round one.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Can't be done. My fingers don't go up to twelve.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Only the six fastest will make it through to round two
0:07:47 > 0:07:50and the chance of capturing the Crown of Splatalot.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Which they can wear as a hat a lot.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Let's remind ourselves of what The Moat Challenge is all about.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01The first six completed the course with some impressive times.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03And some amazing splats!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Trevon looks safe with 1:45, but Shae's got the time to beat - 10:21.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Let's pump it up for the rest of round one.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Let me hear you say, "Yeah". - Yeah!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Yeah! - Yeah!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Let's challenge Anneke.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- I'm 97% rubber! - SCREAMS
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- So what's the other 3%? - Your maths has improved!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Slippy, is it?- C'mon, Anneke, stop being a little princess!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- The princess and the pea shooter. - It's a splatzooka!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36She doesn't know which way to fall. Oh, yes, she does. Down!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39And another top splat. Look at that.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hey, Anneke!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- SCREAMS - Do we need ear defenders again?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49That incline takes another prisoner. Good job she's 97% rubber.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51And a capilau rice pudding!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- I'm OK. - No, you're not!
0:08:54 > 0:08:59That water cannon is working overtime today. Ballista's happy.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Shall we rename the show Screamalot? 5:36 - that could be good enough.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I lost 19 pounds with Splatalot!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Ajay thinks Splatalot is a diet plan.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10He's also into environmental issues.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I've got a visual gag for this.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16"No dumping", because he's into the environment.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Let's have a drum roll for the mace roll.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Very percussive!
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Nice solo there from Ajay. End the gag on a cymbal crash!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Ajay, I thought you said you were the best.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Ajay talks the talk... - But he splats the splat.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36The defenders are getting smirky.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Ajay's done his best but that time isn't good enough.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Next up, brimful of Asha.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I'm gonna rock this castle!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Confident already. Oh, a pummelling!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- I think the castle rocked Asha. - That's quite a Kasplat!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I really like the colour of your helmet.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- It's very nice. - You like pink?- No!
0:09:58 > 0:10:04- Skabb revealing his sensitive side for a second.- And Asha exposing hers!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Get ready to get wet! - Yes, she's ready.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Faster!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- You almost hit me! - Sorry, it's Skabb!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16The squabbling defenders allow an Attacker an easy ride.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19That puts goggle eyes on the top six.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I am not a cracker!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Hello, Graham. I'm Shaiden. - And I'm Skabb.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28And we're your worst nightmare.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Graham shrugs off the pleasantries and the paint balls.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Because he is Captain Cracker.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Is he a bird? Is he a plane? Is he a cracker? Is he going to stay dry?
0:10:38 > 0:10:43- Sploosh! That's a no to all of the above.- Captain, you crack me up.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45He's made it to the Perilous Pole Vault.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48But his super powers desert him.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50How balletic! That must be The Nut Cracker.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53You're Desmond Tutu much!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Graham cracks open the competition with a time of 2:43. Stop now.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- I'm gonna Splatalot! - That's the point, Hannah.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Hannah, I hope you like slime.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Hannah, meet Skabb.- Is it the best time for introductions?
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I think she's about to be introduced to the moat. Yes!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Hannah thinks she's in one of those log-rolling tournaments.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22She makes it look so easy. Like falling off a log! Sorry.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Hannah has made it over the finishing line
0:11:25 > 0:11:28in a time of 4:39, which should be good enough.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'm gonna take over this territory!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34OK, Brad, take over the territory. In your own time.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Territorial Brad is taking over and... Crumble-whacker!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Forget the taking over, how about some falling over? Ouch!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47C'mon, Brad, we're waiting.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Splatalot, not Slowalot! - Skabb there, trying to be funny.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53But he's not.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Brad now speeding up... Ripper!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Look at that fancy footwork! Which reminds me...- Not funny any more.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Come on, Braders, take over your territory. It's crunch time.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- No, it's Ballista time. - You haven't met the huntress yet!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11She makes my legs turn to jelly.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Look what she's done to Bradley's legs. Told you it was crunch time!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Ripper!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Bradley, is that all you've got?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I've been waiting for the past 20 minutes.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Come on, show her...
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- ..what you're made of.- I knew Brad wasn't right for Ballista.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34That time isn't right for the second round either.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Here are the six fastest.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- They'll be going through to the stockade.- Well played.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- This round really favours the defenders.- How do you mean?
0:12:45 > 0:12:50The attackers will be stuck in a hole with the defenders at the top.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Where's the gag?- There isn't one.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55The next round will be no laughing matter.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01While those nasty defenders reload and prepare to launch
0:13:01 > 0:13:05another splat attack in round two, Dick would like to demonstrate
0:13:05 > 0:13:09his strategy for conquering the next round without getting wet.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Mr McCourt.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Get off you stupid... No more. I'm out of here. Arrgh!
0:13:16 > 0:13:21Let's remind ourselves who cleared the course in the fastest time.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Trevon, Captain Cracker, Alexander, Asha, Hannah
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- and screaming queen Mouzhan. - S Club 7.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Trevon was fastest in round one, but that counts for nothing.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Everyone starts from scratch in the stockade.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Let's see what awaits our brave attackers.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41On opposite side of the stockade are ladders and rungs.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45attackers need to make it over the Wheel of Certain Doom.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47They grab a flag, climb a ladder and escape.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51But they've also got these filth buckets to contend with.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Which filth buckets? - These ones.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- The threatening Thorne. - Oi, it's rude to point!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59The god master, Gildar. And Kookaburra.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You don't stand a chance!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Maybe they do. - Some of them do really well.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Great, that's the spirit!
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- Ladies and gentlemen, ha-ha-ha! - Kookaburra's foaming at the mouth.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Here's how they line up - Asha in the pink, Mouzhan in the red,
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Graham's in the, oh, the foam, Trevon's unrecognisable,
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Hannah's in the purple for now and Alex is in a yellow, foamy mess.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29They must remain strapped to the wheel until hey hear the klaxon.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- KLAXON - And we're off!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34The attackers make a break for their rungs.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Trevon is back on the wheel with a rung.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41The annihilating arm does some annihilating.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43And some more. Nasty arm!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46It's like a big, slippery, foamy cake.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Meanwhile, Graham has begun building.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52All the attackers in the house say, "Yeah".
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Any response from the attackers?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Yes, that's Trevon again.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01All the attackers in the house go, "Splat".
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Graham shows how it should be done.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06In case you missed it, Thorne has a direct hit.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Trevon again. What a start he's had. What a splat!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Oh, duck, Alex!- Gildar makes his mark with the slime stick!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I detect some sass. I don't like sass.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26It is my quest to rid the world of sassiness.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Sounds like Gildar's on a mission.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Here are some rung stats. Mouzhan has her fifth rung,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Alex has two and Asha has two.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Here comes Graham with... Oh, a face full of slime!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Gildar wants a sassiness free world
0:15:41 > 0:15:45and start by wiping the smile off the face of Captain Cracker.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Mouzhan, duck, duck... oh!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Hello! - Goodbye.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53And Graham is the first to grab a flag.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56He's off towards his ladder.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Trevon has been picked on all round but he has the second flag.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Graham's won. He's through!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Look out, Trevon's still on a collision course.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09This time, Mouzhan is on the receiving end.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Well, sassy Trevon has recovered and is climbing but Gildar awaits.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, not again! Duck! Will you just duck?!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Trevon is through and he turns the sass up to 11!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, I give up! It's not like I haven't warned her.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ooh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- This one's been giving me sass. - Not more sass!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Gildar's laying down the law today. If you sass he will slime.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Is there any more sass? Are we done with the sass?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Does anyone have any more sass?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Sass, sass, sass, sass... - BOTH: Sassy!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I have my bucket!
0:16:46 > 0:16:51- Alex had that coming. - Alex sass-ked for it. Sorry.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Asha's still building and so is Hannah.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56In fact, it's all a bit too relaxed.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01Oh, I don't believe it! All they have to do is...
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Ouch! - You were becoming hysterical.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07It's time for a shower down!
0:17:07 > 0:17:13A wake up call there from Thorne and Alex is singing in the shower.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- # A-a-a-a-a-a-ah. # - CLAPPING
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Tell me there's no encore.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24That's better from Alex. I'm going to lose it again!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Easy! He's the one being splurged. - You're right. Sorry, Alex.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32They're learning now, keeping their heads down.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- And getting nowhere. Brilliant! - You're out of control!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40One of the attackers needs to make a move. It's Alex.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Oh, there's Asha making the wrong move!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Alex has finished!
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Hannah has got the final flag but it looks like she's stuck.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53She descends the wheel too fast and gets a splat.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57But she's going to make it through to the final!
0:17:57 > 0:18:02The winners are Graham, Trevon, Hannah and Alex.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Asha and Mouzhan leave Splatalot after visiting the gift shop.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Remember, no-one's won anything yet.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16The four will be moving on to the final fearsome challenge.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Which means it's crown capturing time.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Yes, one of them will be crowned, but all will be toppled, slimed
0:18:23 > 0:18:26and, above all, splatted.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27It's splat time!
0:18:27 > 0:18:32Let's take a moment to celebrate some classic splats.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Yes!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Arrgh!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Ha-ha!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Yes! - That's why we call it Splatalot.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Yes, this is it. We're approaching the final assault
0:19:03 > 0:19:07where the bravest and most skilful of attackers can come a cropper.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Dick likes to add to the sense of occasion by doing this.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27So, who will win? Graham, Trevon, Alexander or Hannah?
0:19:27 > 0:19:32They've all done really well. Him, him, him, her, her, him...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34One of them, definitely.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37They've got crocodile heads, war paint and weapons.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Let's check out the course. First, a pole drop into the funky foam.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Then the terrible teeter-totters and the barrier of all barriers.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Then it's across the lily pads and up the water
0:19:47 > 0:19:49to claim the Splatalot Crown.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52And now Skabb will start the proceedings.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Everywhere we go! - MUMBLED: Everywhere we go.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- People want to know! - ALL: People want to know!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Who we are! - ALL: Who we are.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- And what do we do here. - What do we do here?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11You think the defenders can still win?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Well, that could have gone better.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17That dirge can only have helped the attackers who are looking focused.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19KLAXON
0:20:19 > 0:20:24They're straight into the foam, followed by a face full of slime.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27And Thorne misses Graham completely with his bucket.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32- Trevon makes an early break. - He nearly receives and early break!
0:20:32 > 0:20:36You picked the wrong day to mess with the defenders of Splatalot.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38They should have come yesterday.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40The defenders were doing the weekly shop.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Trevon again in trouble from Ballista and Kookaburra
0:20:44 > 0:20:46who is out of control with a vaporiser.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Hang on, Gildar's coming to help.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52And Kookaburra's found the "On" button again.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Alex finds the "falling off" button!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Hannah now teetering and taking a splat for her troubles.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00These teeters are terrible, aren't they?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Can Graham do any better?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Get the sassy guy! - Gildar's resorted to shouting.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Has Graham learnt anything? Erm, no.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13He's learnt how to fall off and get a wetting.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Battle-weary Trevon is leaping into the lead here.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Alex is tottering on the teeter.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Looks like Graham taught him everything he knows.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Maybe Hannah can show the boys how it's done. Or not!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32And Shaiden adds to Graham's woes by sliming him.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34You're scared of me 'cos I'm Skabb!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I don't think Skabb needs to explain that he's scary.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Or how accurate he is. Dom, duck!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Where?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46After all that nonsense in round two, you didn't even duck.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Back to the contest and Graham, Alex and Hannah are teetering.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Trevon is almost at the waterfall but he's doing it the hard way.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Hannah's drunk most of the water in the arena.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01This could be it. Trevon makes his way up the wall.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04It doesn't look like anyone's going to stop him.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07The crown so close, but this is unbelievable!
0:22:07 > 0:22:12- Trevon stops to hand out some more sass.- Did you just sass me?!
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Trevon has done it. He's the new king of Splatalot.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18He's still sassing.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21You can't stop me!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I think Gildar needs to talk to someone.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I'm not sure Skabb's the best person.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30All hail, His Sassness!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Today's final will forever be known as...- The Kookaburra final.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38When he lost control of that canon, I thought he was a goner.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- The sass final. - I don't know what sass means.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Neither do I.- Think of something clever to say, then.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Watch this.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50So, from Sass of the Day to Splat of the Day.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52It'll have to do.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The Splat of the Day goes to Alex
0:22:58 > 0:23:01who was upended by the annihilating arm.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04The arm wasn't damaged in any way.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09OK, let's remind ourselves how sass master Trevon
0:23:09 > 0:23:13modestly made his way to securing the Splatalot Crown.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16He had a faltering start in round one.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18He made a few enemies in round two.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23But it didn't stop His Sassiness from claiming the crown.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26That's all for this show. We'll have more splats next time.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Here's King Trevon, ruler of Splatalot.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I'm the king of the castle! Yeah!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Oi, Trevon, you're only renting it!
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