0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Welcome to Splatalot!- Where a dozen dashing, death-defying attackers
0:00:06 > 0:00:10go head to head with those dastardly, diabolical defenders,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14as they strive to capture the much treasured crown of Splatalot.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Will the defenders keep the attackers at bay
0:00:17 > 0:00:19and save their splatacious kingdom?
0:00:19 > 0:00:23Or will the attackers take over the castle and emerge splatorious?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Lots of questions,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29but the only thing for certain is that someone will go splaaat.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Hi, we're Dick and Dom and welcome to Splatation!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- I like that.- I thank you. It means Splatalot.- Right.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- I am fluent in Splat.- What? - Splat.- Oh.
0:00:40 > 0:00:45The national language of Splatalot, yeah? It's very easy to master.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49For example, "Hello, isn't it a splatty day today?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53"The splat this time of year really is quite squishy."
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- You're just making it all up. - Here are today's three splats.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59He means here are today's three rounds.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04In round one, our attackers face a host of obstacles in the murky moat.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06The fastest six progress to the next round,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09where they have to escape the slippery stockade.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13But only four will make it to the final, where they'll attempt
0:01:13 > 0:01:17to storm the castle and capture the coveted crown of Splatalot.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20You see, I, me, Mr Splat, would describe that
0:01:20 > 0:01:25as a splatorically splatacious splatfest of splatiocity.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Well, I was just going to say tricky.- Right, yeah.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Here's round one in more splatacious detail.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32It starts with the barrels,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35guaranteed to get us off to a good splat.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Or start, as we say on Earth.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Then it's time to take a long hard splat at the rolling mace,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43before getting splatted by the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Let me translate. After the battle-axes,
0:01:45 > 0:01:49they must cross the rope bridge of disaster, which is quite difficult.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Boring! Come on, splat it up.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54It's a splatacular rope bridge of disaster!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58They finish by clearing the moat on the perilous pole vault.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Which is quite splattery when wet.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- OK, OK, so you speak Splat.- Splat.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07There aren't enough words in the Splat language to describe this lot.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11The defenders don't have many words to describe themselves either.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Why do you always give them a hard time?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17It's a tough job being a defender. They know the odds are against them.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20But rain or shine, they're out defending the castle,
0:02:20 > 0:02:21slowing the attackers down.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- They're quite nice when you get to know them.- Splat!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26First up today is Gildar
0:02:26 > 0:02:28who collects pepper pots.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Crocness, whose celebrity friends include Jedward.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33And finally Kookaburra whose ambition is to be
0:02:33 > 0:02:37the first villain to appear on Celebrity MasterChef.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Getting through the castle is only half the battle.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43And we're the other half. Ha-ha.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46That was the worst putdown ever.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Miss Sandra's got lovely hair. - No, I take it back, that was.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Here's Sandra, with lovely hair.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56OK, let's see if she can do any better.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Kookaburra enjoying things too much.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05It's as if you attackers think the crown's in the water.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07You love it in there.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Kookaburra with the last laugh for now.- But she's back up.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Norwich!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Well, kind of have a castle to defend.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I don't like him, but it's a fair point.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26She's a bit chatty, this one.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Oh, now she's a bit splatty.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Classic. Talks the talk, then splats the splat.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Now she's just standing.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Runcorn!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Is that the best tactic, Sandra?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39This is a practise session for the defenders.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Down the incline she goes, and woooah, down the incline she goes.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Well, she's trying hard, but so far, nothing's paying off.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Has she got anything left in the tank?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Yeah, you got it.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53In the head! Ha!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- This girl needs a break. - Ooh, snugglewhaps!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00She's getting splatted out there.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh, this is too painful to watch.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Now the rope bridge is trying out a new... Elephlumpa!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Super slo-mo elephlumpa!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Kookaburra deciding he doesn't even need a cannon.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Hey, so I thought I'd give you some water.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20She doesn't look like she needs a drink or a shower or a bath.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24But she gets all three at the same time. A drink, a shower and a bath.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29Sandra eventually finishes her splat-ridden round.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Time to meet Henok.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Like him already.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Hand gesture, hand gesture! - Was that a hand gesture? Woah.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Two hand gestures. - The defenders won't stand for that.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44And neither will Henok for much longer. Splatangle!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Was it right to take on the defenders like that?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Gildar's on form, splatting anything that moves.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54That's pinpoint splatting. Henok has a one-way ticket to moatsville.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Here's our next attacker, Joel.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Don't we start with their battle cry?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You're such a stickler for the rules.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Give me the remote. I want to go back to the start.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- All right, but stop when he falls off anything.- Yalper, yalper.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Stop! Again! Thank you. - Right, this better be worth it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh, happy now? Right, back to the battle-axes.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I think we'll come back to Joel later.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Well, she can certainly get wet.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31That's a distinctive marching style.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Quite a distinctive end result, if you consider a splat distinctive.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Will she march across the mace?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's a slow start, but oh, bellyflapper!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's called the penguin.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Hey, The March Of The Penguins, get it?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I'll add some penguins so you get it. There you go. Get it now?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Come on, even Kookaburra's got it. You get it?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Queen of the penguins.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Of course I get it. Promise to stop messing about?- Yes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- I didn't get it and you promised. - More penguins.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I just press this button, look at that.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Get it?- Got it.- Good.- Enough!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Here's Kaitlyn and Henok at the finishing line,
0:06:04 > 0:06:06both with respectable times.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Jake looks pretty determined. - Oh, barreldong!
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Very. Nothing was going to stop him splatting straight into that barrel.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Even more determined at the bridge now.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oooh, big phumpf!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24You've got to admire determination like that.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27He was so focused on taking yet another splat.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Can I determinate you?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32OK, so let's try this. I don't say anything positive or encouraging...
0:06:32 > 0:06:35..Oh, it worked. Not a bad time, either.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Positive thinking from now on. - Good luck with Joel.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Joel is stuck on the battle-axes.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Welcome to Joel watch, where not much is happening.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, yes it is. He's fallen in.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Yes, maybe girl power is the answer.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Only if the question is,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54"What power will make Yasmin fall at the first barrel?"
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Maybe she's Splatty Spice.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Yeah.- Your aim's still a bit off.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01I am working on it!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Now, now. They're bickering again. - Portsmouth!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Gildar responds the only way he knows how.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Right on the tail.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- But, but...- Don't be cheeky. - ..but she doesn't have a tail.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- She doesn't have a chance on the axes.- Super-slo-mo-crumplesplee!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Do you think she'll be our new queen?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21# Another one bites the moat. #
0:07:21 > 0:07:26Despite Kookaburra's taunting, Yasmin did finish the course.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28But she has the time to beat,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30and the fastest is Joel, with 2:39.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33We're at the halfway mark in round one.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Why not the halfway Kevin? - What?- Who's Mark?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Good point. We're at the halfway Kevin in round one.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Coming up, six new attackers attempt to make their mark...- Kevin!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45..er, Kevin on this unforgiving course.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49So, are you ready for the second half?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I was born ready. The second half of what?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Remember, only the six fastest attackers
0:07:55 > 0:07:58will make it through to round two.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's all about speed.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02If you snooze, you lose.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Over there! Good.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Here's a reminder of how our first six did,
0:08:08 > 0:08:12and what the next six attackers have to beat.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Lots of bumping... Eeh!...
0:08:14 > 0:08:16..falling... Ooh!... ..slipping... Uuh!...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19..gesturing and splatting. Ooi!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Just like that.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Here are the basics. This is the Splatalot crown.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29These are the defenders.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33They're trying to stop the attackers getting it any way they can.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Ready now?- I was born... - OK. Here's Ashley.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Ashley, I couldn't agree more.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Let's see how Gildar deals with her. KLAXON
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ashley, I am Gildar. How do you do?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Apparently she doesn't do so well.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Vicious pleasantries from Gildar, there.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Now he's backing it up with his splatzooka
0:08:57 > 0:09:02and Ashley comes face to face with the liquidy brown splat.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I don't fancy her chances on the battle-axes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Then let's cut straight to the bridge.- Very clever.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Here's Crocness, looking meaner and greener.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And Ashley...bongos!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- She doesn't know if she's coming or going.- No, she's going.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19But she does finish with a very presentable 3:40.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Do you think Sofia loves blueberries or hates them?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I've thought about this before. Dollop!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I doubt she's a fan of barrels after that.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Are you a big barrel fan? - No opinion on the matter.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Sofia, how you doing there, mate?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Maybe Kookaburra should let Gildar do the shooting AND talking.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42It's a great hit and hanging onto the mace won't solve anything.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Gildar now taking aim. - Bum, bum, bum, bum!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Excellent, Sofia getting a little cheeky there.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, now what? Oh, hang on, the penguin's back.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Want me to wash that soap off you?
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Ooh, if looks could splat. Hang on, where did those lasers come from?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Bring it on, says Sofia. And Gildar does just that!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Sofia loses her footing on the bridge.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Splat!- Eh?- Ha-ha!- Eh?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14She bravely gets up, but that bridge is too slippy. Floppyfeet.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Let's see if she's learnt anything. - Cold enough for ya?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yeah, really?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Sofia getting lippy, so Croc makes it slippy and into the dippy.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Here's Shayne.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Santa would crush him, he's tiny.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- But he has a heart the size of a... - Barrel?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37No, that would be impractical.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41There's a first, look, Gildar missing his close up.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Look, all the lovely penguins are back in the water.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Will you stop it with your silly penguins?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Here's our next ferocious attacker, Dylan.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Here he is at the mace.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Certainly, yes, he's moving across. Yes, and he's moving down.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03That's what you get with rolling maces.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07SLIDING WHISTLE Who woke up the sound department?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Nice save there, Dylan.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Now, get over that, come on. Oh, yes.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I think Crocness has something to say.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- G'day! - She never shuts up, does she?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Don't worry, that water cannon's doing all the talking.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Just making it slippy enough for Dylan to slide down.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28G'day and good night, Dylan.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Not good night, au revoir.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32We'll be seeing Dylan and Shayne in the next round.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Do you think she's a real ninja? - I think you've got your answer.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41However you look at it, it's a splaaat.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46You know, I would never wear a mouth guard
0:11:46 > 0:11:50because then people couldn't see my impeccable smile.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- I feel a bit sick.- Doesn't seem to have gone down well with Samantha.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56If it's a choice between Gildar's molars
0:11:56 > 0:12:00and the Splatalot moat, then the moat wins every time.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh, no, Samantha's a squatting target.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Ooh, that is not on. - That is Splatalot.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10- Good shot, Gildar.- Thank you, Croc.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Thank you all at home. - He's making me mad today.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Calm down. There's another attacker on the course.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Uh-oh, Taylor's a shouter. - Plus, he's commentating on himself.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I don't care, he shut Gildar up.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- BALLS WHIZZ - Ooh, thanks Taylor,
0:12:36 > 0:12:38you pretty much said it all yourself.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43Although nothing says it better than our super-subtle sound effects.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Let's see how Taylor and Samantha did.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50The mini motormouth is through and ninja wannabe Samantha is not.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We've now seen all 12 attackers.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Hang on, but we started with a dozen.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59No need to worry. We only need the six fastest, who are...
0:13:04 > 0:13:07So sadly Kaitlyn received her marching orders.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08- So no more penguins?- No.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12The last thing we want in the next round is a penguin flapping about.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Splatalot's hard enough as it is.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19So, who has what it takes to take today's crown?
0:13:19 > 0:13:20There can only be one champion.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Which of these attackers will it be?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Quite frankly, we just can't wait to find out,
0:13:30 > 0:13:33so what we're going to do now is predict the winner
0:13:33 > 0:13:36by drawing their name out of a hat. Dick, the hat.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- DRUMROLL Percy!- Ha-ha!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42So there you have it. Our prediction is that Percy will...
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Hang on a minute, there isn't a Percy. Try again.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48DRUMROLL
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Percy!- Ha! Again. - DRUMROLL
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Percy!- Right, just forget that, OK? We'll move on.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56The next round eliminates two more attackers,
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- so we'll be one step closer to knowing the answer.- Percy!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Welcome to the stockade.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06The attackers start bound to the spinning wheel.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08They must wait until the klaxon sounds,
0:14:08 > 0:14:12and then they can stumble over to the ladder rungs.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15But they don't always fit the slots in the ladders,
0:14:15 > 0:14:17so it's not as easy as it seems.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21They then grab one of four flags, climb their ladder and escape.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25But with only four flags, two attackers won't survive.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29But on a more positive note, four will survive.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32OK. Here's another negative. The defenders.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35She hurts like a blister, it's...
0:14:35 > 0:14:37He's not on your side, he's in your side...
0:14:37 > 0:14:40There's nothing fair about this maiden...
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- It's almost poetic. - Oh, don't be pathetic.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Back to the stockade. The attackers are strapped in.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48...in the green,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50...in the yellow,
0:14:50 > 0:14:51...has gone for orange,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53...dressed in pink,
0:14:53 > 0:14:54...has gone stripey,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56...is feeling blue.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58OK, let's start the spin cycle.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Now bring on the foam.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05The good thing is this game is self-cleaning.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- And we're off. - Step one, grab a ladder rung.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Come on, attackers.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Step two, let the annihilating arms do their work. Kerspungle!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Possible splat of the day, there.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20That's a slick move from Joel. Nice slide down the wheel and...
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- ..brackets!- Yes, he got everything right but the landing.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Witness the wrath of Shaiden.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29They can't witness anything, with foam clogging up their goggles.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Hasn't stopped Taylor getting his first ladder rung.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35The defenders better keep an eye on him.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38He only just made it through round one. Is this a comeback?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Giant Haystacks! Giant Haystacks!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Sorry, Taylor, the curse of the commentator.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49That arm's lethal. It's not called the annihilating arm for nothing.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54Look, it's a double whang-twacker, straight into the creamy muck-muck.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Thorn with a lethal aim.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Hey, blue, smile for me. - And Ballista with the lethal mouth.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Jake finding absolutely nothing to smile about.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Hold on all you like, but it's not going to do you any good.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12He's right. If they hang on to the arm, then no-one's going to finish.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Isn't that Joel hanging on? Seems familiar.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Yes, didn't work then, not working now.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Remember, it's not just the arm on the wheel we've got to look out for.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Bolton!- Yes, if you don't have eyes in the back of your head,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28then you'll get an arm in the back of your head.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I'm waiting, attackers.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32She doesn't look like a waiter.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I don't think Joel will be leaving her a tip.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37He really didn't enjoy that meal.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39So is anyone making any progress here?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Dylan's progressing to the bottom of the wheel.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Thorn has blasted off one of Joel's shoes,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48but he's still the first to claim a flag.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I'm not sure about this. I know you want to look your best, mate,
0:16:51 > 0:16:54but you do have a contest to win.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57He is a long way ahead, and there he goes up the ladder.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- FANFARE - He's through. What an amazing feat.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- How can you tell? His shoe's back on.- Shut up.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Look out, Shainen's got her eye on someone. It's Taylor.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Yes, it's a splat attack on Taylor's hat.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Jake making his way up the wheel.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13OK, making his way down the wheel.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16The top shot reveals what a big hit that was.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Obviously, all the foam underfoot is not helping.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Ashley now at the top of the wheel, and despite Thorn,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29she grabs a second flag.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32It looks like she'll be joining Joel in the final.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35But look, she's barely got the energy to flap her flag.
0:17:35 > 0:17:41- Knock, knock.- Who's there? - Thorn, Thorn is there, that's who.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Thorn.- Ha-ha, funny.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46That's the perfect response to Thorn's joke
0:17:46 > 0:17:49but once more the defenders are bickering.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Five, four, three, two, one!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Oh, but when they work together, they're lethal.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01They forced Taylor to look up and whackalack, another top splat.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yes, but look, it hasn't slowed him down.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09He's climbing that ladder to success and is the third attacker through.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15And now it gets tense, only one flag remains.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16And Jake has it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:22He's down the wheel, up the ladder and waving his flag.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Our four finalists are Taylor, Ashley, Jake and Joel.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Bye-bye Shayne and Dylan. - And bye-bye stockade.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Who stood out for you in that round?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Ballista.- No, out of the attackers.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Yes. Taylor is still good value for money.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39He really knows how to take a splat.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Yes, cruel, ha-ha, but funny. So, here they are.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Our four contenders.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45They all want that crown.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47They certainly do.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49But they have to win the final round.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52It's got more splats that you can shake a slime-stick at.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Wow, that last round was really splatterendous.- Splatterendous?
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Yes, a funny little word that comes from...- A funny little man.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I think it's time we had some splat stats.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Joel is the star performer so far. He was the fastest in the moat
0:19:09 > 0:19:12and also the first to escape the stockade.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15But that'll mean nothing if he doesn't capture the crown.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Don't forget the others.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19These finalists are about to take on
0:19:19 > 0:19:22their most terrifying challenge yet.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25It's not just the course they'll be struggling with.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Yes, all six defenders, too.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Not only Crocness, Gildar and Kookaburra,
0:19:29 > 0:19:33but Shaiden, Thorn and Ballista too. And they've never looked meaner.
0:19:33 > 0:19:39The attackers have never looked keener. Here's how they line up.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41They'll cross the teeter-totters,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43bounce over the buoys and climb the water wall
0:19:43 > 0:19:46in order to claim that all-important Splatalot crown.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Quack, quack, quack. - I don't get it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Have the defenders gone quackers? - KLAXON
0:19:53 > 0:19:57No, sadly it's just the defenders way of saying "Duck!".
0:19:57 > 0:20:02- That really wasn't worth waiting for, was it?- No, sorry.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Ashley ducks and avoids the slime.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Clever move, but it looks like she might have injured herself.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Sadly Ashley has had to pull out of the contest, how unlucky.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15It just shows how demanding this course really is,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18and what an achievement it is to win that crown.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Taylor struggling to stay on.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22All three attackers are struggling.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24The teeters are causing a lot of tottering
0:20:24 > 0:20:29which leads to a lot of splatting, right into the goose fat.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33But despite Ballista's attention,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Taylor is the first to cross the teeters.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39But Crocness and Kookaburra just add to the pressure
0:20:39 > 0:20:43and that can only lead to one thing. Kasplatonglefunk!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Oh, so you DO speak splat.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50You know, these slime balls are made of Tinkor's boogers.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Do you speak Kookaburra?
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Ah yes, he means the slimy balls are actually Tinkor's bogies.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Kookaburra, such a showman.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Hey, can you handle the mighty Gildar?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Gildar's getting in on the act.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Joel providing Gildar with his answer.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Straight into the decaffeinated splat-water.- I didn't think so.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Taylor literally hanging on there. - You had enough?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Never?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20But he's fighting back and giving Thorn something to think about.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Back to the teeters, and Jake and Joel are being picked on by Gildar.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28This is too easy for Gildar. Splat's are up, attackers are down.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Can you at least pretend like you want the crown?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- That's harsh.- What's Joel up to?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I know, look, he thinks he's surfing.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Stop messing about with the graphics machine. It's not a toy!
0:21:39 > 0:21:43He's amped, dude, and locked into the barrel on his long board.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47This could be mondo, off-the-wall or even narlacious, dude.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Don't talk like that ever again.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54Taylor is still under attack, but he's making his move.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Not quite as planned, but he's still out in the lead.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Yes, Jake and Joel are still on the teeters.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Taylor's nearly there.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I don't think the other attackers can make it now.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07You're right. Because Taylor has got the crown,
0:22:07 > 0:22:10and is the new king of Splatalot.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Maybe someone should tell Jake and Joel.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17What a great final. All hail Taylor!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Good job, everybody. Really good job(!)
0:22:22 > 0:22:25As ever, the defenders take defeat really badly.
0:22:25 > 0:22:30They haven't lost. They stopped 11 attackers from taking the crown.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31I look at it this way.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36# Go Taylor, in your face loser King Taylor, he's the king now. #
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Here's splat of the day.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40As always, we've seen some amazing splats.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Every round gave us memorable moments,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45but there can only be one splat of the day.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48And fittingly, it's from Taylor.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Ooh, one more time.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55And again.
0:22:58 > 0:23:04Ooh, flack, oof, splat.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Priceless!- All right, look,
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I think we should be treating our new king with a little more respect.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Sorry, Your Highness.- Better.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Let's see how our King Taylor made his way to the crown.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18There were plenty of slides...
0:23:18 > 0:23:19A lot of slips...
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Too many hits...
0:23:20 > 0:23:22And a tonne of slime.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25But despite all of this, he made his way to the top
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and became the rightful heir to the throne.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Well, that's your lot on today's Splatalot.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Next time we'll have plenty more twists, turns, thwacks and splats.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- But now, we'll leave you with the new king in town.- He-he!
0:23:41 > 0:23:46I'm the king of the castle!
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