0:00:02 > 0:00:04- It's splat time, people. - Welcome to Splatalot,
0:00:04 > 0:00:06the magical, mythical kingdom where ten brave young warriors
0:00:06 > 0:00:09go head to head with those despicable defenders,
0:00:09 > 0:00:12as they compete to capture the highly treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Yick! Yick! Yick! Yick!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers,
0:00:16 > 0:00:19or will our young warriors overcome every obstacle
0:00:19 > 0:00:22and find a new ruler for this messiest of kingdoms?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24One thing's for sure - there will be tumbles, there will be tilts,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26there will be teetering and there will be...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- BOTH:- Splats!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Hi, I'm me.- You're you. - That's that. So, welcome to this.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Could we be any clearer? - It's funny you should say that.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Today's Splatalot is a magical, mythical, moonlit special.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41A magical, mythical, moonlit special?
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Yeah, so we might all be in the dark.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Ten attackers will start the moat challenge in daylight.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Six will go on to Ditch The Dungeon.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Then night will fall and the four remaining warriors
0:00:51 > 0:00:54will compete for the Splatalot crown in the moonlight.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Doesn't that look amazing?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yes, it does. But more of that later. Let's get on with round one.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00We start proceedings with the moat challenge.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02They start in the splat-apult.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04It hurls them towards the Slippery Slope.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06They'll find the Rolling Mace and the Impossible Incline.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08The water blast guards the Beastly Battle-Axes.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Which leads to the Bridge Of Disaster,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12which must be crossed to reach the Wavering Warhead.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Final obstacle before the finish line and a dry towel.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- But just to be splatful, here are some more obstacles.- The defenders.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Yes, each one is a mean, lean, keen, splatting machine.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Apart from Thorne. He's just mean.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28And Vane, well, he's not exactly lean, is he?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31And Faetal... Well, I suppose she's keen.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- I'm focused.- I'm angry.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35I'm hungry.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39OK, then, so more like a focused, angry, hungry splatting machine.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Here are the defenders with their weapons. Thorne - splatzuka.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Vane - slime. Faetal - aqualiser. - Here's Erica.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46I like ponies.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Yick! Yick! Yick! Yick!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Hang on, that's nothing like a pony. - No, this is a pony.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- What's wrong with your voice? - I'm a little HOARSE.- Oh, great.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Erica, I hear you like boy bands. I used to be in a boy band too.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Yeah, right. - You know what my name was?- What?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Thorne.- What a great story(!) - You got nowhere in your career.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- That's why you're working here. - I like this girl.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Hey, there's nothing wrong with this job. I love my job.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- And the moat loves Erica. Ploink! - I happen to like singing as well.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- It's pop music's loss, Thorne.- Maybe he could have been in Take Splat.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Well, Erica's only interested in One Direction. Downwards.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- I'll give you that one.- Thank you.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Erica, I was in a boy band too.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- This won't be good.- We were called the Baconstreet Boys.- Sound yummy.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- It was delicious.- Any other defender been in a boy band?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- I doubt Faetal has.- Flonge-wongle!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36To avoid any further conversation, Erica heads for the moat.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38This is where she realises she can't cope with Vane any more
0:02:38 > 0:02:39and in she goes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four...
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Oh!- Well, at least he can splat to the beat.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Ooom-baba!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- And finish with jazz hands. - Oh, please.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Erica, why are you supporting the boy bands? Why not the girl bands?
0:02:54 > 0:02:59- They're better looking.- Haven't you ever heard of the Splat Girls?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Is this really the best place to be discussing girl bands?- Wham-oogle!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Your voice has gone again. - Still a little HOARSE.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Maybe discussing girl bands wasn't that random after all.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Erica's made it to the Wavering Warhead.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Can she reached the finish line? She pushes off and...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oh, flopsy-plat-bams.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17But she eventually finishes with 7:56.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Any more boy band gags to finish with?- No.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- But how about Lady Googoo?- Nice.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Blap! Blap! Blap!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Get at me, guys! I got this!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Here's science-loving Tobi.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Now, if we freeze the picture and add these scientific arrows...- Yes?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- ..it still doesn't stop her falling in the moat.- Great.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Hey, Tobi, did you know that slime's on the periodic table?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Thorne blinds Tobi with science.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38And that slime blinds her from another splat.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41In science, we call that an impossible incline.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And you've proven that theorem for it to be...impossible.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I love it when the defenders think they're being clever.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50What he meant was, if a fast-moving body meets an immovable object
0:03:50 > 0:03:53on a downward trajectory, then the result is a fish-platter-splat-bomp.
0:03:53 > 0:04:00Let me show you what I like to call the Faetal Formula. First you run.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Then you splat.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04And then I smile.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06That's the kind of scientific explanation I CAN cope with.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- I'm a winner!- You haven't won anything yet, Tobi. Here's Taylor.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11You can't touch me
0:04:11 > 0:04:13because I'm awesome.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- You can't touch me because I'm Thorne.- That makes no sense at all.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I've got some eco-friendly slime for you.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Yes, all the slime is biodegradable and comes out even in a cold wash.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- That's not a good method. That's not good at all.- Ooooh!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ha-wango! And Taylor's in the bilge.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Nature-loving Taylor was right in one respect.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Her splat was awesome.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35First a squat, then a lunge, as if she's about to do some shot putting,
0:04:35 > 0:04:38a brief sit-down, and then to round it off, boosh-cronk.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40And Taylor's very happy with that time of 7:02.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Here's Liam.- Purple tacos!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Please, if you see a purple taco, don't eat it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Liam down the incline and wa-boom! - Forehead first.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Liam's splat fact says that he's bad at smelling.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54No, he's bad at spelling.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- So, my gag about his splat being a stinker won't work, then?- No.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Don't worry, dude. I never learned to spell. Look at me now.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Yes, Liam quite rightly decides not to look. Wa-pa-poodle!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06He should have looked out for that gap between the axe and the bridge.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09But it all started when he slipped on the first axe.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11After that, he was heading for a spell in the moat.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Very good, you've redeemed yourself.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- That's a very good time for Liam, 4:25.- Cue the goo.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And cue the next attacker.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Yodelay-ee-ee-aye!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Lay-oo-oo-oo, lay-lowww-layyy!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Brilliant! Julia's our first yodelling attacker.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I'll be the Thorne in your von Trapp.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Julie Andrews!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Who do you think you are, storming my castle?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- I said, "Who do you think you are?" - A tough question
0:05:34 > 0:05:37when you're falling off a Rolling Mace into the swan-goppsy.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Maybe that was the point. Maybe Thorne was sensing a von Trapp.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Can we stop these references to musicals, please?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# The hills are alive with the sound of splatting! #
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Apparently we can't.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Julia on the bridge, and dinky-doo-dinner!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Yodelay-ee!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Yodelay-ee-ee!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Yodelay-ee! - SHE COUGHS
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Thank goodness for that. I thought she'd never stop.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02And our yodeller finishes in 6:44. Bring on the sheep.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- What?- Sheep love a bit of yodelling don't they? Or is it goats?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Let's check out the leaderboard, shall we?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19So, the next five attackers know what they have to beat,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21but that's much easier said than done.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Would this collection of splats demonstrate the point
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- you're trying to make? - Yes, thank you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32So, any thoughts on the first half? What about Thorne, and Vane?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Vane, yeah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Hey, dude, I used to be in a boy band, dude.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- The Baconstreet boys.- Dude.- Dude.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- BOTH:- Dude! Dude!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Dude. What's up, dude? You can't be disrespecting me.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45That's totally uncool.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- You got to be cool. You got to be cool to the max, all right?- Yes.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Yeah?- Yes.- Later, dudes.- Laters. Leaderboard.- Leaderboard.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Liam in first place is safe,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58but Julia, Taylor, Erica and Tobi just have to wait and see.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01The defenders are back, armed, no doubt, with more nonsense.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Let's meet Brandon.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Happy splatsgiving!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Here he is, on the Slippery Slope.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08It looks like Vane's wearing oven gloves and an apron.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- This won't end well. - I've got my apron on. I'm ready.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- For what? - I hope that haircut was free.- Uh-oh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Oh, yeah. Well, it wasn't. - Well done, Thorne(!)
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Any chance you could think of anything funnier to say?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Have another go.- You're in Thorne's barbershop now, Brandon.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25How's this for a bowl cut?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Swickit!- Barbarous behaviour there from Thorne,
0:07:28 > 0:07:32and a very hairy moment for Brandon, but he survived his close shave.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Up here, dude. I'd like to welcome you to Vane's kitchen.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39This kid wants a splatsgiving and I'm making a feast.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I don't think Brandon's in the mood for food at the moment, Vane.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Waffles!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46And I doubt he'll want to drink too much of that moat water either.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- This is a good time for that? - It's always a good time for food.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- We've been through this. - If looks could splat.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56And Brandon finishes in 5:26. That's good enough for round two.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Rawr!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Brianna - yet another horse lover. - Come on, Brianna. Trot for me.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I like your hair, by the way. - Thank you. But that's not the point.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06The point is to trot along.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Brianna trots, then she drops in to the plunge-wungle.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Maybe the Rolling Mace just said, "NAY".- Hey, I do the pony gags.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- But surely "hay" is for horses. - Back to the course.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I think you need to get your priorities in order, Vane.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23My priorities ARE in order, Faetal. Number one, key slime pie.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Number two, splatting Brianna. Number three, you and I.- Oh!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Keep it in the kitchen, Vane.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- You're good.- Well, I think Vane has just put everyone off their food.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Has he put Brianna off? Oh-lympic-bick-bicks!
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Thorne, I don't think Brianna has the horsepower.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Great, even Faetal's doing the horse jokes.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Remember, I was doing them first.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47You're ruining Brianna's moment. She's through to round two.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49You can't splat this!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- You want to get splatted? - Don't suppose he does.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55But it's bound to happen at some point, Nehemiah.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56How about now?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Snee-puffle!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- You're supposed to stop there. - Vane's right.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- We need a stop sign. - How's that?- Perfect. Thank you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Thorne fires, but no hit. No splat. - I think that's about to change.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Too-doodle-berries!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11See, Nehemiah? You CAN splat this.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13In fact, it's a double splat
0:09:13 > 0:09:15as he gets an extra nudge on his way down to the moat.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Splatting of the highest order there.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20But not a time to match. 8:29 might be too slow.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Nice one!- Saved by the spike.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I'm last name 'Tastic, first name 'Fan.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26He must love his parents(!)
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Good afternoon, Mr 'Tastic.- Never a good sign when Thorne's polite.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Do you know my friend, Mr 'Tabulous?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Actually, that's Justin's brother, who's also competed in Splatalot.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Flour's good for baking, but it's also good for weightlifting.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- No slip on these bad boys. - You're outrageous.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Says the boy with the blue mohican. - Back to the battle-axes.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Justin, you're "just in" time for me to finish this recipe.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53He's also just in time for a moat trip. Sploosh-bonk!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well, Mr Fantastic certainly lived up to his name.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Vane should take note, as this is the perfect recipe for a splat de jour.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02And with that time of 6:57, Justin might just GOO through.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I have no idea! - Neither have I, Tyke.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- If you have no idea, what are you doing on this course?- Simmer down.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10I will not simmer down!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Thorne's boiling over. - Aqua-brekkers!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Nice shot, no shot!- Tyke simply shrugs it off and crosses the mace.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- We've got a comedian in the house. - How did you get here so quick, dude?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23You're interrupting my cooking show.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25No, he's attacking your castle, remember?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I'm going to have to speed things up a little bit here.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Tyke's onto the second axe now. - Don't worry, I'll get him, Thorne.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Ooh, and sprocket-box.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38And he's down. OK. We can slow it down a bit here.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Faetal does quite the opposite, as she opens up the aqualiser.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Once again, Tyke shrugs it off. Oh, and this is amazing.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- He swings and he's over.- What?! - Faetal can't believe it.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- And neither can we. 1:54. Tyke is top dog.- That's right.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55You simmer down. Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Easy, Thorne. So, Tyke sails through to round two,
0:10:58 > 0:10:59along with Liam, Brandon, Julia,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Brianna and Justin.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Well, what a way to complete round one. Well played, Tyke.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06But there's no rest for him or the other attackers
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- as round two is just around the corner.- Actually, no.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10It's kind of beneath the corner.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13We're heading down to the Splatalot dungeon.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Now, before round two,
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- we would like to re-enact Vane's cookery masterclass.- OK, dude.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Priority number one. Key slime pie. - Priority number two.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Keep splatting the attackers. - And priority number three.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You and I, Faetal. THEY LAUGH
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Priority number four.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Revenge is a splat best served cold. - What?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Vane train out of here.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44So, here's a reminder of the attackers
0:11:44 > 0:11:45who are through to round two.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Back to the tournament, here's Ditch The Dungeon in more detail.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Before ascending the Loathsome Ladder, the attackers must escape
0:11:58 > 0:12:01from the Stock Market and make their way over the Splat Walk.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03It's then time to climb the ladder to the top,
0:12:03 > 0:12:05where four flags await the fastest four attackers.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08And awaiting the two losers is the Slippery Slide Of Shame.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Also awaiting the attackers will be our next three defenders.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Yes, at least one of them won't be that loser, Vane.- Mm.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- What was that?- Nothing, Mr Dude.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- I'm the Kookaburra. Ha-ha-ha! - Kook, you've gotta love him.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Skabb!- Skabb, you've gotta fear him.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Madeva, baby.- And Madeva, you've gotta be kidding.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31The same attackers you meet on the way up.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34And the same ones you splat on the way down!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Well, I'm sure that makes perfect sense if you're a defender.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39So, the attackers are in the Stock Markets. Brandon's in yellow.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44Brianna's in pink. Julia's in orange. Justin's ready in red.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Liam's in the stripes. And Tyke's green for go.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49The defenders are also ready
0:12:49 > 0:12:51and armed with an awful lot of slime power.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52KLAXON BLARES And they're off.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56They make their way through the gate and across the Splat Walk.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58And here's where it gets messy.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Attackers!- Yes, Skabb, they attack, you defend.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Do you think he knows what day of the week it is?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Here comes the frothy foam, and things start to get extra slippy.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- You know what that means? - What does that mean?- Easy prey.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Ooh! Pop-pop-and-schniff!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Tyke gets a back splat.- Hey, Tyke. What's nine plus nine?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Maths questions?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- And Tyke slides and Julia splats. - Equals splat, apparently.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Well, Skabb might not be able to add up,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27but he can multiply one goo grenade with four attackers
0:13:27 > 0:13:29to produce an almighty pile-up.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31The defenders certainly have the upper hand at this stage.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34The attackers can't get past the bottom rungs of the ladder.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Tyke slips, Justin trips, and Liam splats.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Justin's down and so is Brandon.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at attackers.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43That's the strangest lemon I've ever seen.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Tyke's off his feet again, and once more, Liam suffers.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Yes, Tyke keeps slipping, but he's yet to fall in the moat.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Liam, on the other hand, has barely been out of it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Now it's Kookaburra's turn.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Tyke slips again, but Brianna and then Julia end up in the moat.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Skabb can yodel. Yah-la-la-la-lay!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Well, if yodelling wasn't that popular before,
0:14:00 > 0:14:02it certainly isn't now.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Skabb's in the zone!- Let's get back to the game, shall we?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Brandon's making steady progress.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh! Trout-sprout! Skabb splats him and down he goes.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Julia climbs the ladder. I'm sure the defenders will spot her.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yodel, girl. Let's hear you yodel.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Yodel and you won't get a lemon in the face.- Uh-oh.- Really?- Yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I knew it, look, the sheep have turned up. I told you they would.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Terrible.- That's a lesson for us all. Never trust a defender.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Who taught you to yodel? That's not how you yodel. You yodel like this.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Yodel-lay-lay!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34He's multitasking. Defending and yodelling.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Tyke, what's nine plus three?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I can't keep up. Yodelling defenders, sheep, maths questions.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- It's all too much. - The attackers agree.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- I will now summon the Ball Of Doom. - Not the...
0:14:44 > 0:14:45- BOTH:- Ball Of Doom!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Just the very name strikes fear into the attackers' hearts.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49HE YODELS
0:14:49 > 0:14:52You guys are so lucky. Not many people get to see the Balls Of Doom.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Here it comes. Ooh! Oh, blabber-mousse!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- And Brianna's in the moat. - Hang on. Let's see a replay.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yes, unbelievably, Tyke gets splatted first,
0:15:01 > 0:15:04but, yet again, he doesn't end up in the moat.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06But he still slid down the ladder. Liam managed to hold on.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Whichever way you look at it,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11the Ball Of Doom certainly lives up to its name.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Kook aims and splats Brianna.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16A delayed reaction, then down she goes into the muzzle-wit.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Tyke is slimed and loses his footing. Is this the moment...?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Yes, he finally lands in the moat.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Madeva continues with the slime attack.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Julia climbs, but the slime is too much
0:15:28 > 0:15:30and down she goes with no sheep to break her fall.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Did you say you wanted water? - Don't answer, Brandon.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Wow, that slime ball was close.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Well, if it wasn't already slippy enough,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Madeva decides to hose down the ladder.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43And two more attackers head back down.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44I can't see how this can get any worse.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Splat them down the middle! Do you understand?- Here's how.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50The next Ball Of Doom is on the way.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Doom! Doom! Doom!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Near-perfect splat for the defenders.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59You could have warned me! Whoa!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Well, the Ball Of Doom swept every attacker off their feet,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03apart from Brandon.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06He timed his leap to perfection and managed to stay upright.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Let me AXE you a question. Do you feel lucky, punk?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13And Skabb prods Tyke, and down he goes, taking Brianna with him.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- It's game now, baby.- Now Justin seems to be on his own on the ladder.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Skabb's run out of Doom Balls.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22This could be Justin's moment to escape the dungeon.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25But the other attackers are catching them up, and the race is on.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Brandon and Tyke take the lead. Madeva can't stop them now.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31She throws a final bucket of slime, but Tyke,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34like so many times before, shrugs it off and claims the first flag.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Brandon's not far behind, though.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39He gets to the top and secures the second place in the final.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Now what's Skabb up to? - Descending from long range.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46And it looks like it's worked. Julia slips back down into the moat.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Brianna has held on, though. Justin's also there.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50But not for long.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54And he joins Julia at the bottom of the ladder. Thrakk-splat!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Brianna now joined by Liam,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59but she reaches the top first and becomes our third finalist.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Liam's also over. That's it, round two's complete.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03The dungeon has been ditched.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Unsportsmanlike behaviour from Skabb.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Julia's lost her yodel and Justin's not feeling fantastic.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11So, here are the four flag-waving attackers who've made it.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Well done indeed to our four finalists.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18They've bravely conquered two Splatalot challenges.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- But the day's not over for them yet. - Well, technically it is.- What?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23The final's going to be played at night.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Yes, this promises to be one of the most dramatic
0:17:25 > 0:17:28and atmospheric finals in Splatalot history.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Don't jinx it!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Time now for Splats Of Fame.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Where we take a moment to celebrate some truly classic splats.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12And that's why we call it Splatalot.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17Now here's a splat stat attack with a twist. Oh, Vane, dude.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- What's up, dudes?- Hello, there.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Could you do the splat stats for us, please? Wear that hat, thank you.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Off you go.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26DICK: 'On average, there's nothing that separates
0:18:26 > 0:18:28'Liam, Brandon and Brianna.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31'But the attacker in the best form by far is Tyke,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34'who has finished first both times.'
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Whoa! Dudes! What was that?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Did you guys just make me look stupid?- No, no, no.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Here's a reminder of those finalists.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45As Vane just said, there's nothing between Brandon, Brianna and Liam.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47And even though Tyke is the favourite,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49they are all worthy finalists.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Worthy? Whoa, dude. Those guys are toe cheese!
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- Which reminds me, I have to eat before the next round.- Bye.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Dude.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59What a ghastly man.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Back to our majestic course, which looks magnificent in the moonlight.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04The attackers start in the Dire Mire
0:19:04 > 0:19:06and head to the Barrier Of All Barriers.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Then it's the Terrifying Tees, which lead to the Scary Go-Round.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12The attackers head over to the Gruesome Twosome.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13If they survive the Clobbering Cannons,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16they head down the Royal Ramps and up the Rock Wall.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Where the shimmering Splatalot crown awaits.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Remember, all six defenders take part in the final
0:19:21 > 0:19:22and they look ready, even Vane.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24But the attackers look ready too.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Brandon's in yellow. Brianna's in pink.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Tyke's in green. And Liam's in the stripes.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Don't nod off, Liam.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33The defenders have primed their slime weapons
0:19:33 > 0:19:36and, er, eaten their tea, so the final is under way.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38The attackers head for the Dire Mire,
0:19:38 > 0:19:39which is even more dire in the dark.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Brianna is first at the Barrier, and she's the first to make it over.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- But Brandon's there too.- Have you noticed something different?- Yes.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- There's an attacker in the castle. - Brandon and Brianna are at the Tees.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51But Tyke's still struggling at the Barrier.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Brianna, you've got a bit of mud on top of yourself.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Brandon makes a move, but twick-raps!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Skabb splats Brianna, and Brandon's in the moat.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- That all happened at once. - Well, here it is again.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Skabb accurately splats Brianna
0:20:02 > 0:20:05just as Brandon loses his balance on the Terrifying Tees.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Faetal looks particularly surprised about that.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Now it's Brianna's turn on the Tees. She's teetering and tottering.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- What's with these attackers? - I don't know.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16How rude. The defenders are chatting whilst Brianna's splatting.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Tyke's on the Tees.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- But not for long.- Here's Brandon, leaping onto the Scary Go-Round.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23And Kook greets him with a goo grenade.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- He's made it to the Annihilating Arm. - The defenders are reloading.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Tyke takes advantage.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30What a water blast! Tyke joins Brandon at the Arm.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32They're like a couple!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35And the trouble is, a couple make a bigger target.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36# ..Sitting in a tree
0:20:36 > 0:20:40# K-I-S-S-I-N-G! #
0:20:40 > 0:20:42So, from a terrible tease to the Terrifying Tees.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Here's Liam. Crab-seeker!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Well, he tripped, slid, lost a shoe and splatted.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50On the bright side, at least he'll get his stripes back now.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Brandon's about to leap. - Thorne's about to vaporise.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- But he makes his landing. - Brianna, it's Faetal. Where are you?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59We've lost Brianna. I hope she's in bed.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02She's fine, but sadly the course has proved too much for Brianna.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Can Tyke join Brandon on the Twosome?
0:21:04 > 0:21:05No, he can't hold on.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You've got to wait till the midnight hour,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09till the attackers start tumbling down.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12And right on cue, Brandon tumbles into the gunge-erella.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Here's Liam at the Arm. Now, he doesn't want to hang around here.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Skabb sees him. Oh, hickey-splots!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20A direct splat, and Liam's in a bit of bother.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I'd like to welcome everyone back to Vane's cooking show.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Here, have some. Oh, yeah!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Not like Vane to give food away.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Ooh! And Tyke is clobbered straight into the moat.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36The chef isn't supposed to eat his own batch, but I'm very hungry.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37You're always hungry!
0:21:37 > 0:21:42And those cannons are always tricky. Tyke gets a moat-ful.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- And Vane gets a mouthful. - Are you hungry?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- I made this specially for you. - Yum.- Enjoy.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Ooh, Prince Mishgin! - You think Brandon enjoyed that?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I doubt it very much.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Liam leaps onto the Scary Go-Round.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02He hangs on and decides it's time to go under the Arm.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Brianna's still asleep. Has anyone told her she can go home now?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Tyke has made it to the Royal Ramps.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11He avoids a splat, but has lost a shoe. He's hanging on, though.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- But for how long, with Madeva on the case?- Liam's been here before.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17But this is a first for Tyke. Ooh, clack-ka-kaa!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Skabb turns his attention back to Liam.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- But maybe he should concentrate on Tyke.- Oh, splat, no!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Where do you think you're going?
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- Well, the defenders are certainly concentrating on him now.- Atchoo!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Kook's fake flu sends Brandon flying.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Tyke's approaching the foot of the ramp.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37He's just about ready to leap again. He steadies himself. Makes his move.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39And this time, he sticks to the wall.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- I can't see anyone stopping him now. - The defenders look defeated.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47And they are, because Tyke's made it to the top. He's got the crown.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49You're too late, Kook, because Splatalot has a new ruler.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Yes, all hail King Tyke! - Wow, that looked amazing.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56And King Tyke certainly did justice to the setting.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58But the defenders didn't. Vane was still eating.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Let's see who else bit off more than they could chew.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05It's Nehemiah from the moat challenge.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06He tried to keep his balance,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09but ended up with a double splat into the moat.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Yes, the battle-axes once more take the credit for another top splat.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14You don't know how right you are.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Here's our new King Tyke, who also took a good splatting
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- at the hands of the axes. - But he still won round one and two.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22The final raised a few questions, but he answered them all
0:23:22 > 0:23:23and now he's our new ruler.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26My first act as King of Splatalot is to have one of you
0:23:26 > 0:23:28thrown into this swamp.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I wish it could be all of you.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32But tonight, I pick Thorne.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35What? What?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37How dare you pick me?!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Oh, get in.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39..Nobody!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- So, that's just about it for today. - Hey, dudes, you want some pie?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Leg it!- It's really good.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47You missed the best part.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Until next time...
0:23:48 > 0:23:49- BOTH:- Keep splatting!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53THORNE RANTS
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