0:00:01 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:07The magical, mysterious kingdom that invites ten brave young warriors
0:00:07 > 0:00:10to go head to head with those deplorable defenders
0:00:10 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much-treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Nana nana nana nana, Splatman! #
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers
0:00:20 > 0:00:23or will our warriors ultimately find a true champion
0:00:23 > 0:00:24to rule the messy Kingdom?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28One thing's for certain, there will be tumbling, tilting, teetering
0:00:28 > 0:00:31and, above all, splatting.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Hello, I'm Dick. He's Dom.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36And this is Splatalot, the kingdom that never tidies up after itself.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I suppose there's no point, is there? It's one splatfest after another.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42But with good reason. It's with one goal in mind -
0:00:42 > 0:00:45to find a new champion to rule the kingdom.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49However, that goal is achieved in a rather splendid and an usual way.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Three challenges await our ten attackers.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54All must cross the moat, but only the six fastest
0:00:54 > 0:00:56will attempt to ditch the dungeon.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58The four who survive that will compete in our final
0:00:58 > 0:01:01for the chance to claim the much-treasured Splatalot crown.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04So, just pass those teeny little tests
0:01:04 > 0:01:06and that shiny new headgear is yours.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Yeah, I think it's a tad harder than that. Let's look at Round One again.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- The attackers are flung from the splatapult.- No problem!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Up the slippery slope, across the rolling mace
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- and down the impossible incline. Beware the splaken!- Easy peasy.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Then, the beastly battle-axes, the bridge of disaster
0:01:21 > 0:01:23and the wavering warheads.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Lemon squeezy!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27OK. Get your lemon-sucking face ready.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- It's time to meet the sharp tongued and ever so bitter defenders.- Ugh!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Yuk! Yes, they're certainly not to everyone's taste.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- In Round One, we have the unsweetened...- Skabb!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42See what I mean?! He's joined by Vane - full of artificial flavours.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Finally, Kookaburra, who's tasteless at the best of times.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- All aboard the Vane train. - I picture you more of a school bus.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, dear! Let's transport ourselves quickly away to the moat.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Skabb's on the splatzooka, Vane's guarding the battle-axes
0:01:56 > 0:01:58and Koo... Eugh! He's picking his nose. Moving on!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Here's our first attacker.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Never mind. It's water!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Yes, Cashmeira, and plenty of it.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Pitter-patter-poo! Cashmeira, who can burp on demand,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10gets us off to a very splatty start indeed.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Up the slippery slope but, as you can see,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15it's called that for a reason.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- I'm demanding that you burp now! - Burp!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19A-ha. That's clever.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yes, but she isn't so clever on the mace.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26The best plan is to head straight across it, not hang on.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27SHE BURPS
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Excuse me!- How rude!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- You can burp on command? So can I! - Oh, great!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34HE BURPS
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oo-ooh! Meatballs!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Disgusting! I have to say, this round is going downhill very fast.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Just like Cashmeira!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Wottle-bottle!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Well, she crossed the axes really well,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48but failed to put on the brakes and down she went.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Onto the bridge now. She's avoided the splaken.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Oh! But can't avoid slipping.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Maybe she was trying to find the gold at the foot of that rainbow.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Well, she needs to concentrate on the crown at the end first.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Onto the warhead now but that shower will make it wet underfoot. Oh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07That was close. But she does slide into the sploosh.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10But she eventually reaches the platform with a time of 6.18.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Here's Alexa.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I'm going to rock this castle.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16There's only one thing to say - bulging baboon!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Alexa can cope with moat water, but she's less happy about spiders.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21That gives me an idea.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Look out, Alexa! It's Spider Splaken!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27She's an incy-wincy bit more bothered about the mace roll.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30The splaken doesn't get her, but the rolling mace does.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33It's proving to be a tricky obstacle today.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35BOTH: SPLAKEN!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38That was close, but she gets splattered anyway.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Alexa sensed danger, but couldn't avoid a drenching.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42However, she finishes
0:03:42 > 0:03:44in a respectable time of 5.23.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Jasmine.- Jasmine! That's her battlecry?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Well, her friends say she's a diva so I suppose self-promotion is easy.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Unlike crossing the mace roll!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56And once again another attacker falls foul of the rolling mace.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01We already have one diva in this castle and that's one too many.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I think he's talking about Splaken.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Clever from Skabb there. He distracts and the splaken splats.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10She's fine though and finishes in 6.33.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I move like Jagger!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Yes, Brett. And you splat like a Rolling Stone hurled into the moat.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17We've got a screamer!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20What are her moves like on the mace roll? Sah-boom!
0:04:20 > 0:04:25Yes, the magnificent mace manages to keep its perfect record intact.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Up the incline and the splaken's back and is closing in.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31SPLAKEN!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35The best thing about the splaken is the noise it makes. Listen.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37BOING!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Absolutely marvellous!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Brett now at the wavering warhead and she makes it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45A slight stumble but she's over the finish line.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48In 3.06. The fastest time yet. Here's Travis.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51# Nana nana nana nana, Splatman! #
0:04:51 > 0:04:53OK, mate. Bring the superhero to life for us.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's Splatman.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Splatman, you're our goggled crusader.- What's his superpower?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- That - splatting.- Splatting? - Yes, it's what Splatman does best.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Holy mace roll, Splatman!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Splatman avoids his arch enemy, the splatty splaken.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13But he can't escape the even splattier incline.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Splatman is living up to his name.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Do you have a sidekick that can do the course for you?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Travis does complete the course, but the time of 11.56
0:05:20 > 0:05:22might be the end for our superhero.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well done, Travis. You are splat-tastic!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27So we're halfway through Round One.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Six attackers will qualify and there are five more to come.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32So, let's check out the leaderboard.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40They've done all they can now they just had to sit back
0:05:40 > 0:05:43and watch the next five attackers take on the moat challenge.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47With the addition of the splaken, this course has been really tricky
0:05:47 > 0:05:50so the outcome is far from certain.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55One thing is for certain, though, Brett, the leader, is already through
0:05:55 > 0:05:58as I shall now demonstrate with this egg box.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01It represents the six places on offer for Round Two
0:06:01 > 0:06:04and these eggs are the next five attackers.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09They go into the box like this, leaving one spare space for Brett.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12There she is. Very happy indeed.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Even if all the other attackers are faster than her,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17she will still qualify in sixth place.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19OK, put her into the box.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Brilliant! You've ruined it now, haven't you?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Look! She's not even smiling any more.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Right, whilst we try and put Brett back together,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30let's check out the leaderboard.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38The defenders are back in position.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41They've been fairly well behaved so far, but that can change.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Here's our next attacker, Keaton.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44You'll never make me splat!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Just to prove you wrong, drinky-wonk!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Keaton!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Your heroes are your parents, my heroes are your parents too.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- That makes no sense unless they are brothers.- I see no resemblance.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh! Finally, someone makes it over the mace in one go.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Keaton avoids the splaken and is now safely down the incline.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03What's up, dude!?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Heaton clears the first axe and the second, but he's overbalanced
0:07:07 > 0:07:08and down!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11We see this a lot. Too much momentum and you're in the moat.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I heard that you like animals and people.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Well, I'm a bit of both, my friend.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Keaton ignores Kook's animal antics. Oh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21He was so busy concentrating on his footwork,
0:07:21 > 0:07:22he didn't notice the splaken.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Didn't notice it?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26That thing has its own gravitational pull!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What are you doing?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Why have you drawn a big face and a pair of wings?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Well, he's not going to miss it now, is he?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yes, but it looks like something Kook might have dreamt up.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41Anyway, back to Keaton, who finished in an amazing 1.45.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42He was smiling, now he's just blue.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Rockin' the swag!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Here comes Chris making steady progress.- Hey, Chris!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Uncle Foo-Foo!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Fantastic.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Chris loses his footing just at the wrong moment and receives a splat.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Can he clear the mace?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58He's slipping and sliding and now he's splatting!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00He tried to stay on his feet, but once he grabbed the mace,
0:08:00 > 0:08:02he knew he was moat-bound.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Remember, this is all against the clock.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07That won't help!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09You did that with such grace and swagger.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Well, he may have swagger
0:08:11 > 0:08:13but on the incline he also had a touch too much speed,
0:08:13 > 0:08:15resulting in this impressive splat.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It looks even more incredible in slow motion.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19The time is not too slow,
0:08:19 > 0:08:23though, so he'll have a good chance of going through.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Here's Andrew splatterpulting and splatting.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Andrew, what's 3 + 3 - 6?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32A maths question at a time like this?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Andrew concentrates on the mace puzzle instead.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Like so many others today, he can't solve it.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41We've just heard that 3 + 3 - 6 equals nothing.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45So, with nothing to report up here, back to the moat.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Andrew complete his test in 7.42,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50which sadly isn't fast enough to qualify.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52This is going to be splat-tastic!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53I certainly hope so, Grace.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56But she's avoided a splat on the incline.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00The axes are next and they're always good for splats. Rama-ding-ding!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Grace can't get past the first axe and bounces away into the moat.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Yes, that was splat-tastic in every way.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10They should have called you Clumsy, not Grace. You're not graceful.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Kook can be so cruel at times. Look out for the splaken.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Yes, the splaken/bridge combo has worked well for the defenders today.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I suppose Grace saw it coming but what could she do?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24She finishes in 7.20, but that's too slow. This is a first.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26No battlecry from Craig?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28But he give us a yelp as he heads for the moat.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32He makes steady progress on the mace roll and he is nearly over.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34But, felafel-wrangler!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Keaton's the only one who made it across today.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39The mace roll can be pretty proud of itself.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Craig can be proud that his splat was worth seeing several times.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46He tackles the axes but they're having none of it. Donkey-swing!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49He follows a mace splat with an equally impressive axe splat.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52His time isn't impressive so it's goodbye Craig.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Shouldn't that be gooed-bye?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Round One is complete. Our six survivors are:
0:09:59 > 0:10:03They must now face a challenge of a slightly different nature.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05It's time to Ditch the Dungeon.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07And in this round they're no longer against the clock.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09They are against each other.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14So, we started with 10 and have had to say goodbye to four.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Sadly, Splatman AKA Travis was one of them.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Maybe he just got his name wrong. Perhaps he would have done better
0:10:19 > 0:10:21if he'd called himself something more like
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Running Round The Moat As Quickly As You Can
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Without Getting Splatted At All Man.- No.- Ah.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27But now that you mention it,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30the moat course was pretty heroic in its defence of the kingdom.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33The splaken and bridge of disaster made life difficult
0:10:33 > 0:10:36for the attackers and the mace roll was particularly effective.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Yeah, they all found the moat challenge very tricky indeed today.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41With two notable exceptions.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Brett finished with an impressive time of 3.06
0:10:44 > 0:10:48and Keaton's 1.45 is one of the fastest in Splatalot history.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51The next round isn't just about speed though as all six attackers
0:10:51 > 0:10:55will be battling with each other for just four places in the final.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Here is a reminder of the six who are going through.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01We have Alexa, Keaton, Cashmeira, Brett, Jasmine and Chris.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04They all still have a chance to rule this kingdom
0:11:04 > 0:11:06but, before they can dream of competing in the final,
0:11:06 > 0:11:09they need to escape the very bowels of the castle itself.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Yes, this is Ditch the Dungeon.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14The attackers must first escape the stock market then,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17once across the splat-walk, they can start climbing the loathsome ladder.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Those that make it to the top can claim one of four flags but,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22remember, they'll also have the defenders to contend with.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24So, with only four flags,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27two of the six attackers won't survive this tricky round.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29And it is about to get even trickier.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Bring on the defenders.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33I am Thorne.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Yes, he is. And here is Madeva, surprisingly quiet today.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And finally, Faetal, who is also saying nothing.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I know karate.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43I know tae kwon do.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I know my foot's going to be upside your head.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49It's so much better when they don't speak, don't you think?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Here's Alexa in pink, Keaton in orange and blue, Cashmeira in purple,
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Jasmine in green and yellow, Brett in stripes and Chris in blue.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Madeva guards the top of the dungeon.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Thorne and Faetal take the flanks.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, that is clever, isn't it? Oh, careful.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02KLAXON BLARES
0:12:02 > 0:12:04And they're off.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06The attackers rush to the gates and are swiftly through.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09That is usually the signal for some froth and Thorne's right on cue.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yes, let the slipping and sliding commence.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Oh, Brett is the first to go.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- It is foam time. Oh, yes.- Jasmine.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Jasmine declines to have a chat with Faetal.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I think she is a bit busy right now.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Yes, I think it would be fair to say she is "snowed under".
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Madeva bowls a slimeball and splats Jasmine.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, banana! What happened there?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well, she nudges Keaton then slides straight into Chris
0:12:31 > 0:12:33and almost takes out Brett too.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Amazing how one simple, little slip can have such a big impact.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38And, after all that, Jasmine is back in the moat.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Thanks for coming, you guys, it was fun.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42The attackers aren't finished yet, Faetal.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Thorne froths Brett, Madeva slimeballs her too and she is down.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Good teamwork from the defenders there. Thorne can't budge Keaton.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52But Faetal can certainly budge Chris.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Top splatting from Faetal.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58It was enough to send Chris, Jasmine and Alexa into the moat.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Stay down.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Madeva targets Cashmeira and splats her.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04She slips but not too far.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Here's Brett. She's very near the top.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09But Madeva dislodges her with the pokey pike.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I really don't like that kind of defending. It is not nice.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Well, the defenders aren't meant to be nice.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14That was splat-tastic.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Faetal now, on the multi-shot splatter-batter.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19And she has splatted Jasmine.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Thorne sticks with slime and unsticks Chris.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Nice slide onto the splat-walk there.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Keaton's now on the receiving end of the pokey pike but,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28try as she might, Madeva can't shift him.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Oh, you are holding on. - So cute. Look at that smile.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yes, Faetal, but Thorne doesn't do cute
0:13:34 > 0:13:37so he just splats Keaton back down the ladder.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39And that is quite a journey, which finishes in the milky brew.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42The attackers, though, just keep coming back up for more.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Faetal doesn't have a problem with that and splats Alexa.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49She takes out Jasmine and they both end up where they started.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It seems to me that the defenders are on top, at this stage.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53They were strong in the first round as well
0:13:53 > 0:13:55so they'll be proud of this performance so far.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I would just like to point out how much
0:13:57 > 0:14:00we hate saying anything nice about the defenders.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Don't worry, though, I'm sure it won't be long
0:14:02 > 0:14:04until they do something horrible. Or stupid.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07There we go. Sooner than I thought. Thanks, Faetal.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Here comes Keaton.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Thorne's spotted him though and now he is splatting him.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, he is back where he started but he is still smiling.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Thorne now turns his slime on Alexa but somehow
0:14:17 > 0:14:19she manages to hold on.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20However, Madeva chips in again
0:14:20 > 0:14:24and that slimeball/slime-stick double act works one more time.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27There is a Madeva doing a rather silly dance.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30It can only mean one thing. It is time for...
0:14:30 > 0:14:31The purple plague.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33BOTH: The purple plague!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35It looks like the attackers have thought this through.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37They've seen the plague and they're staying nice
0:14:37 > 0:14:40and safe down on the splat-walk where it can't harm them.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Yes, Madeva has messed up here. She wasted a perfectly good plague.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Thorne's going to have to work extra hard with the slime now.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47The attackers are finally getting somewhere.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Get those boys down, Thorne.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Faetal's worried. And she should be. Chris is nearly there.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54But Madeva produces the pokey pike and he is down.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56So is Keaton and Jasmine
0:14:56 > 0:14:58and this time the plague joins them for the ride.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00What a shame. It was all looking so promising.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04You know, I have just about had it with Madeva and her pokey pike.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Hey, she is one of the bad guys, remember.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08She wants you to get all discombobulated.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Well, she has done a good job.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12My combobulation is well and truly dissed.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Back to the course. Jasmine slips and takes Cashmeira with her.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18After the plague fiasco, I thought the attackers would take control.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21But it seems this dungeon can't be ditched.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22This looks more promising.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Oh, but, no, this time Thorne sticks his pike in and down go Brett
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- and Alexa.- I think that still leaves Chris up there.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Yes, but Faetal is on to him. And down he goes.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh, silly goggles!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35The defenders are still on top but Keaton's not beaten.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Faetal tries to hose him down but, no, not this time.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41He is there. He is past Madeva and he is through.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Keaton grabs a flag and becomes our first finalist.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Looks like Alexa could be next. She is nearly there.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Here comes Chris too.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Chris, it is ladies' night.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Faetal could be right as Alexa is the first lady through today.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, but Brett might not be joining her.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57She slips and will now have to start again.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00But she might not have time because the others have nearly finished.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Yes, Jasmine is over. She is our third finalist.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05But there is a real race on for the fourth.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Oh, Cashmeira just beats Chris to the flag and he can't believe it.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Access denied, Chris.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13But we won't deny Chris his slide of shame.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16He was so close but no flag, no final.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19And those that do have flags are waving them with pride.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Bad luck, Brett, your journey to the crown is over.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25But for these four, their journey is still very much on track.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27So, confirmation on our leaderboard that today's
0:16:27 > 0:16:29finalists are Alexa, Keaton,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Jasmine and Cashmeira.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Well, that round had everything. Good defending, bad defending
0:16:34 > 0:16:37and such determination from the attackers, who just never gave up.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Plus, we had that close call for the final spot.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Chris just missed out to Cashmeira,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- who is one of the three girls in the final.- Yes, but little Keaton...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Who hasn't been beaten. - ..might spoil their party.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50So, the odds are stacked in favour of a queen today
0:16:50 > 0:16:52but nothing is guaranteed in this kingdom other than
0:16:52 > 0:16:55the promise of some serious splatting.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59To provide you with a more informed view of today's attackers,
0:16:59 > 0:17:03we have gone to great lengths investing in the latest technology.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05After trying many methods,
0:17:05 > 0:17:08we can safely say that the most reliable way to predict
0:17:08 > 0:17:13the outcome of the final is to ask him to put this on there.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Go on, splat stats.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18After two rounds, Cashmeira and Jasmine have very similar records.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Alexa has done well, posting a third and second place
0:17:20 > 0:17:23but the outright favourite is Keaton,
0:17:23 > 0:17:28- who has won both the moat challenge and Ditch the Dungeon.- Interesting.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I'm sure the girls will have something to say about that.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Here is a reminder of today's finalists in action.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37We have Alexa, Keaton, Cashmeira and Jasmine.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Awaiting them in the final will be all six of the defenders.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43They have done well so far today
0:17:43 > 0:17:46but they know it is the next round that really counts.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Here's the course. The attackers start with a trip to the dire mire
0:17:49 > 0:17:50and the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52They then have to cross the terrifying Ts,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55leap onto the scary-go-round, climb over the annihilating arm
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- and land on the gruesome twosome. - The clobbering cannons at next but,
0:17:58 > 0:18:00remember, there are splatzookas everywhere.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Then it is down the royal ramps and up the rock wall.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Where the Splatalot crown awaits.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07The defenders are in position. They are all looking focused.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Even Skabb and Madeva.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Although Kook doesn't seem too happy with the aqualizer.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12The attackers also look ready.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Alexa is in pink, Cashmeira is in purple,
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Jasmine is in green and yellow and Keaton is in blue and orange.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18KLAXON BLARES
0:18:18 > 0:18:20And they're off. First stop, the dire mire.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Oh, and Jasmine is the first to fall foul of the foul water.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Now, this is interesting.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27The girls are helping each other over the barrier.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Cashmeira is first, then it is Jasmine.- Oh, that is so nice.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32They're even helping Keaton.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35And then they let him drop in the biggle-boom.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Jasmine takes on the Ts. This is looking good.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Oh, frothy too-too!
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Well, she was concentrating so hard, she didn't see the water blast.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Keaton now makes his first tentative steps.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Ladies first, Keaton. Shocking.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Keaton ignored her and he proceeds to cross the Ts with relative ease.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Chivalry is dead.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Manky spuds! I think Cashmeira might agree
0:18:56 > 0:18:58after that splat from Vane.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Well, he is not here to make friends. - That's for sure.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03There's Keaton with that winning smile of his.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I would imagine he'll keep smiling if he stays in the lead.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09The girls are at the Ts but he is now at the annihilating arm.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Alexa tries to crawl her way over. It seems to be working.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Meanwhile, Keaton's cleared the arm
0:19:14 > 0:19:16and is heading for the gruesome twosome.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Cashmeira makes it onto the Ts and bumps into Alexa.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24They both survive but now Jasmine decides to join the T party.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Alexa helps out by making it safely over.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Cashmeira is not so lucky though.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Back to Keaton. He is about to make his big leap
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- and he lands.- Fantastic.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- He really is unstoppable right now. - Steady, the final is not over yet.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Back to the Ts. Jasmine makes it but now needs to play catch up.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43I'm your friendly neighbourhood Thorne.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45He is no friend of Keaton's
0:19:45 > 0:19:47cos now the poor lad will have to make that leap again.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Here is Cashmeira, clearing the Ts.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm so proud of Cashmeira.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I'm more like a Lycra kind of guy.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Something more form-fitting, you know?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58That's a lot of form to fit, Vane.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Back to the action.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Keaton leaps again but this time he can't hold on.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You have got to feel sorry for him. His earlier attempt was textbook.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Yes, but then Thorne splatted him. Rules is rules.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11That's truth, justice and the Splatalot way.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Harsh but fair from Thorne.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Now, all this means the girls could catch Keaton up.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Cashmeira deals with the water blast and heads for the arm.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21The defenders try to splat her but she's made it and clings on.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Kook's spotted someone. - I think it is Alexa.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27But she hides under the arm and then picks up Cashmeira on the way.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Well, how nice. And, look, they have even got time for a lovely chat
0:20:30 > 0:20:33despite the defenders pelting them with goo grenades.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Jasmine is now at the arm.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37The other two are fast approaching but disaster is averted.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Keaton is still out in front.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Oh, wrong auntie!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yes, the problem with being in the lead is that
0:20:42 > 0:20:44you're usually the first to be clobbered by the cannons.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47The girls finally go their separate ways.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Cashmeira's already cleared the arm
0:20:48 > 0:20:51so she's heading for the gruesome twosome.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Billy bongos! Nearly, Cashmeira. But not near enough.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Jasmine leaps now and, yes, she just about hangs on.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00This race is now wide open.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Cashmeira approaches the very tricky cannons.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Skabb seems distracted though.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07And, unbelievably, Cashmeira makes it through.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Madeva eventually tried sliming her.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11But why didn't she use the cannons? And what was Skabb up to?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Well, I'm sure the other defenders will be pretty disappointed
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- with both of them. - Cashmeira far from disappointed.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18She is on to the royal ramps.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Keaton tries the cannons again and, this time, they work perfectly.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23His final has really taken a dive.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Cashmeira leaps, she is onto the wall.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27The defenders need to act quickly.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Stop winning!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31It might take a little more than shouting, Kook.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Looks like Skabb's trying to make up for his earlier mistake.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35But he is too late. Cashmeira is over.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37She takes the crown. It's official.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39We have ourselves a new queen.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41The defenders look deflated in defeat.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Skabb and Madeva just look ashamed.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46At least the other attackers can now catch their breath.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I am the queen of Splatalot!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Our new ruler seems pretty exhausted too.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54So, congratulations to Queen Cashmeira.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56And commiserations to the other attackers.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Especially Keaton, who had a great last round.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'm sure the defenders
0:21:59 > 0:22:02will want a word with Madeva and Skabb after that final.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04To be fair, the odd error adds to the whole fun.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Yes, from tiny acorn mistakes grow giant oaks of splattiness.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Is that your ham-fisted way of saying
0:22:10 > 0:22:12it's time for Splat Of The Day?
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Yes, please.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18And it comes from unbeaten Keaton,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21who was a great attacker with a winning smile and winning ways.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Don't forget, he won the first two challenges but he did come
0:22:24 > 0:22:27second-best to the mighty splaken in Round One.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Back to Queen Cashmeira and her journey to the crown.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32She splatted her way through the first two rounds and,
0:22:32 > 0:22:35although the final was tough, she never looked like giving up.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38She greeted every splat like a long-lost friend
0:22:38 > 0:22:41and then scaled the heights to become our new ruler.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44So, let's head back to the castle to hear from the lady herself.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46My first act as Queen of Splatalot,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I will have one of you thrown into the moat.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I wish it could be all of you,
0:22:51 > 0:22:54but today it will be you, Madeva.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Oh!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Well, that has gone down pretty well.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Yes, the other defenders seem pretty happy with that.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Although they're probably just relieved they weren't chosen.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04What a fantastic tournament.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I mean, we've had three dramatic rounds
0:23:06 > 0:23:07full of mess, mirth and mayhem.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10We have crowned a new queen to rule this majestic land.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11And Madeva is about to get soaked.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13It doesn't get any better than that, does it?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Yeah. We'll have plenty more splatty action for you soon.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19But, for now, we will leave you with the splatapult ceremony.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Take it away, Madeva.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25That's all for now. So, until next time...
0:23:25 > 0:23:26BOTH: Keep splatting!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Oh! No, you didn't!
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