0:00:01 > 0:00:05- It's splat time, people. - Yes, welcome to a Splatalot special.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Today, our ten brave young warriors have journeyed from distant lands
0:00:08 > 0:00:10to go head-to-head with those despicable defenders
0:00:10 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Oi! Oi! Oi!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Or will our well-travelled young warriors find a true champion
0:00:23 > 0:00:25to rule the kingdom?
0:00:25 > 0:00:28There will be tumbling, a lot of tilting, loads of teetering
0:00:28 > 0:00:31and, above all, plenty of splatting.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- Hello, I'm Dick. He's Dom. - And this is Splatalot
0:00:38 > 0:00:41and there's lots of excitement in the kingdom today
0:00:41 > 0:00:44because, for the first time, the tournament has gone international.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48It's like the Splatalot Olympics. In fact, the events are very similar.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Sprinting, hurdling, gymnastics and diving. We've got them all.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Yeah, but all in a slightly different setting.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Ten attackers must sprint round the moat challenge.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59The six fastest will then face many hurdles in Round Two
0:00:59 > 0:01:02and the final is like a heptathlon all rolled into one.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05So, basically, you have to be Jessica Ennis to win this.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08It would certainly help. Here's Round One in more detail.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10The attackers spring into action on the splatapult.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Then it's up the slippery slope, across the rolling mace
0:01:13 > 0:01:15and down the impossible incline.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The beastly battle-axes follow and lead onto the bridge of disaster.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21One final obstacle then remains, the debilitating disc.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Now, here's something the Olympic Games don't have.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Bring on the defenders.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Imagine this lot spraying Usain Bolt with slime.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30It would be brilliant.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33In Round One, we have the moody Thorne.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35The beastly and barbaric Skabb...
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- And the hapless and constantly-hungry Vane.- Is it lunch yet?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41All aboard the Vane train!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Chugga chugga. Chugga chugga Choo choo.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Skabb rules.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Well, Skabb and Vane don't seem in the zone yet,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51but the course is looking wonderful.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53At least they're now all armed and in position.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56So let's bring out the first of our international attackers.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I'm doing this for Greece.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Welcome to Splatalot, Effie.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And what a warm welcome it is.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Straight out of the splatapult and into the fisherman's sauce.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- I wonder, is your food greasy? Ha ha.- Ooh! Chick-a-loo.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, Skabb has his own unique way of greeting people.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's an odd combination of bad jokes and slimy splats.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And that greeting sends Effie back in the moat again.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Here she is on the mace roll.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Bosh-nookie.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It seems like the course is a little greasy today.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'm sure if we ignore him, he'll soon stop.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Hey, Effie, I heard you're from Greece.- Yeah.- I love Greece.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I love greasy food, I love gyros, I love tzatziki sauce.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Vane's started now. Effie tries to ignore him but she slips.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Well, at least that seemed to shut him up.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41At the axes now, Effie's holding her nose as she goes down again.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45That was a pre-emptive nose hold. She knew she was going down.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Either that or the moat water is particularly whiffy today.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Trouble is, if she holds her nose,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51she's got one less arm to balance with.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Onto the bridge and she's at it again!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56She's certainly got a nose for splatting.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Now, this is a Greek tragedy.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Well, if it's a tragedy, Thorne, why are you smirking?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Effie tries to ignore the shower.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Goon-jo! Thorne is splattered by Skabb.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Vane sees the funny side of it, but I can't imagine Faun Thorne will.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13In his defence, I'm pretty sure that was a genuine mistake from Skabb.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15But will Thorne see it that way?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- You have destroyed my mythology. - My apology.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Well, at least Skabb said sorry. - Like he means it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Effie makes a leap for the finish platform. But no, she's down again.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29A brief nose hold but she's fine this time.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32And Effie completes the course in 12.31.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'm a Turkish delight.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38That's as may be, Laura. But will you find the moat challenge a delight?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Sling one leg over the jigger and then get your booga up.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Well, with advice like, I can see only one possible outcome.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47You can't follow instructions, can you?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Do you think Skabb was born annoying?- Take your time, Lara.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- No, Lara. This is against the clock. - Oh, she's slipped.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55That splat's going to take up even more time.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- So, Skabb, give us your best turkey impression.- Try this on for size.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I think that was Skabb's Thorne impression.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Lara makes her own impression in the mucky juice.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07So, mimicking Thorne and splattering Lara at the same time,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I never had Skabb down as a multitasker. I'm impressed.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13And Lara gets through her splatty adventure with a time of 12.47.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Here's our next attacker, Jayden from Australia.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17G'day, mate.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Chuck another shrimp on the barbie.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Skabb's Australian too.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Hey, Jayden, where are you from? - Australia.- Oh, really?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I didn't even know.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Oh, no, I missed(!)- Skabb!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Surely Skabb can't get away with such favouritism?- Don't worry.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- There's no favouritism from the mace roll.- Swim. Swim. Swim. Go. Go.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Go. I mean... No, attacker! No!
0:04:37 > 0:04:42If Skabb's letting up like this, I've got to pick up the slack.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44So Jayden doesn't get a free pass from Vane.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- No, he gets a slack-free splat instead.- That's how you defend.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Thanks, Vane. Try defending like Thorne. A bit more quietly.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Koko-schnick!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Don't worry, he and his time are fine.- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oi. Oi.Oi.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03- From splat to shining splat! - Shining splats, I like it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Skabb, aim for her stars and stripes.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- But she's in a zebra outfit. Which one do you mean?- All of them.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- USA.- Bak-choi! Skabb and Vane take Thorne's advice
0:05:12 > 0:05:13and down goes Rebecca.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Yes, hailing from the United Splats of America,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Rebecca is quite a star-spangled splatter. Thorne on the aquilizer.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22How will that affect Rebecca?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Shen-ka-pa-lee!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26But it's only a minor delay.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Rebecca's over in an impressive 3.45.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Here's Leanne.- God save the Queen.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Is she implying she might be queen some day?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35You must run, Leanne.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38More frustrating advice from the defenders.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Now, Leanne, please, please show me one of your dance moves.- Shush.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Shush?! Well, a shush can lead to a splat.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- And one splat often leads to another.- Oh! You have it easy.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Leanne's caught in a cross splat. - These rude English people.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Leanne decides to make a move.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, she splatted herself. No need.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Yes, sometimes there's no need for defenders at all.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01The course shows it can deliver the best splats by far.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hey, floaty old chap, old sir?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07It seems your representation isn't doing quite as good a job.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I believe she needs encouragement.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And I believe she needs the defenders to all shush.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Yes, all that talk produces another noisy big splat.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18And Leanne's making quite a noise now as she's finished.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21But I don't think that time will be good enough.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Five attackers have now completed the course
0:06:23 > 0:06:25so we've reached the halfway stage in Round One.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Time to check out the leaderboard.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29American attacker Rebecca leads with 3.45,
0:06:29 > 0:06:33followed by Australian Jayden, Greek Effie and Turkish Lara.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36But with 13.29, Leanne, our British attacker, is lagging behind.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40All she can do now is watch and hope that the next five attackers
0:06:40 > 0:06:42fail to beat her time.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45They, however, know that their destiny is still in their own hands.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52IN A SQUEAKY VOICE: So, a couple of talking points there.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54First, Effie's nose holding. Is it just me or is the moat water
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- extra whiffy today?- Well, apparently the Kingdom of Visuals put an extra
0:06:58 > 0:07:01tonne of rotting veg in the moat. It's a delicacy here
0:07:01 > 0:07:03so they thought the international guests would love it.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- But we're no longer standing downwind so it should be fine.- Good.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11That's better. Now, what about Skabb and fellow Australian Jayden?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- IN A SQUEAKY VOICE:- Well, I think that blatant favouritism
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- is absolutely terrible.- Right. Thank you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Let's check out the leaderboard.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Rebecca is safe in first place
0:07:20 > 0:07:22but three attackers have times over 12 minutes.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25So, apart from the cheating, the defenders did a good job
0:07:25 > 0:07:26in the first half.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Like Vane's greasy food, I find that hard to swallow.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Here's Dayton.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Everybody else can step aside.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33True Canadian coming through.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- So, in case you didn't get that, Dayton is from Canada.- Whoa! Yes!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40What are you saying yes for? I'm the one who got him in the skull.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42So both Skabb and Thorne think that splat was theirs.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Thorne's splat ball is the larger of the two and his misses
0:07:45 > 0:07:47so it's a Skabb splat.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50True Canadian, eh?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Don't shoot him. That's my buddy right there.- Do you know him?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- We're beaver bros.- And just like Skabb earlier,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Vane is sticking up for his fellow countryman.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00He's a tough Canadian lumberjack.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Well, if that's the case, dealing with this axe shouldn't be a problem.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Ah, videous!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07It's time to hose you off.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Dayton's lost his shoe
0:08:08 > 0:08:11and that bridge is a pretty slippy place to be. Oh!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- And he's down into the bilge water. - I'll be the thorn in your moose.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19That's not very nice, eh, Thorne? It's my buddy right here.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Vane's not happy with Thorne, but to be honest, Dayton's too busy
0:08:22 > 0:08:24losing his balance to care about what the defenders are saying.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29The main thing he cares about is his time which is pretty good.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- True patriot love right here, dude. - Time for our next attacker, Adrianna.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35This castle's going to get Serb-ed.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Go for it, Adrianna. I believe in you.- Don't listen to him.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Ba-ha-mon-day.- Yeah!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Adrianna needs to shut Vane out now and concentrates on the axes.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Oh, well, she's stuck on the second one. Not for long. She's down.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Thorne decides to make it extra slippy.- Oh, and it's worked.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Adrianna slips then slides off
0:08:55 > 0:08:57the bridge and into the frothy broth.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- That serves you right for lying down on the job.- Not funny, Thorne.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05And not bad, Adrianna. 7.01 might just be good enough.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm going to wax this castle.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Here's Veronika.- Hey, Veronika.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11How do you say "I love" in Portuguese?
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Veronika's multilingual.- Te amo. - Te amo Splatalot. Say it for me.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oo-zo!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Well, it's hardly surprising she doesn't want to say
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- I love Splatalot after that. - It's carnivale!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28No, Vane. I don't think Brazilian carnivals are anything like this.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Wattle-bottle!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Well, the axes have been tough today.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34In fact, the whole course is proving tricky and particularly splatty.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I'm sure Veronika would agree.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38I waxed it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Yes, a polished performance and Veronika just might make it through.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Faster than Usain Bolt.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47That's quite a claim, Jordan. Here he is at the incline.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Jordan, you're making me crazy, man.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Skabb's jokes are way off target, unlike his aim.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- That one was powerful. - Thanks for that, Vane.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Jordan down the incline and...
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Kakra!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- I don't know what to do, defend or eat.- I think you do, Vane.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- What do you mean?- Exactly.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Now, can Jordan cross the axes. Oh, he's fast. And he's over.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Right onto the bridge. Can he hold on?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10No.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Well, he might not give Mr Bolt a run for his money,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15but with splats like that, he's just as entertaining.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Can Thorne rain on Jordan's parade?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Wizz-eerie.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You've straight up destroyed it. Climbed the wall with his face.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'm sure Jordan would appreciate that critical assessment
0:10:25 > 0:10:28if it weren't coming from a buffoon stuffing his face full of hot dogs.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31But he won't mind because with only one more attacker to come,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Jordan's place in Round Two is guaranteed.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Forza Italia!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Passionate battle cry from Joshua there.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42But he's showing less passion for the mace and simply slips off
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- into the sluice.- Hey, Joshua. Answer me a question.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Why do all Italians do this?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Not sure if this is the best time to ask, Skabb.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Why you no answer me, Joshua?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Nice one, Josh. - He just blew a kiss at me?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Skabb won't like that.- I'm going to grease you up, young man.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58You're going down, Josh!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00It looks like you're going to have to eat your words, Vane.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Joshua has made a fantastic recovery. Well, I think he has.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yes, he's over the axes!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07It's time for some gnocchi.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- No, it's time for Thorne to spout some more nonsense.- Joshua hangs on.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Come on, tough guy. Oh, yeah.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Here's some more for you. - And he can't hang on any longer.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Oh, dear. More inappropriate behaviour from the defenders.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21But he has the last laugh with the fastest time of the day.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Blow me a kiss, Joshua.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27And that's it. Round One is complete.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29So let's go to the international leaderboard.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Our attackers from Australia, America, Jamaica, Serbia, Italy
0:11:32 > 0:11:34and Canada have all successfully
0:11:34 > 0:11:36made it through to the next round.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Which is Ditch the Dungeons.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Six nations will compete but only four will survive
0:11:40 > 0:11:43so this international splat down is really hotting up.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Before we proceed, here are some choice moments from Round One.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Who can forget Skabb saying...
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Hey, Thorne, old chap, old sir,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57it seems your representation isn't quite doing you a very good job.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Mangled English. Skabb's first language.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Talking of English, how about Thorne?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I'm the thorn in your moose!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- What exactly does that mean? - I'm sure he has no idea either.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08And finally, what did Vane have to say?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11HE MUMBLES
0:12:11 > 0:12:15..I don't know whether to defend or eat. I'll eat.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Yeah, great impression. I barely understood a word you said. Right.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Let's get back to the attackers who've made it through to Round Two.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Jayden from Australia.- Jordan from Jamaica.- Joshua from Italy.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Rebecca from America.- Adrianna from Serbia.- And Dayton from Canada.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30To advance further in the tournament,
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- they'll need to Ditch the Dungeons. - So, let's find out how.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36The attackers start way down in the bowels of the dungeon.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39They must escape the stock market, cross the splat walk
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- and climb the loathsome ladder. - The first four nations to claim
0:12:41 > 0:12:43a flag will make it through to the final.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46But with their stash of slimy, grimy weapons,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48the offenders will be slowing them down at all times.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51So, let's meet the terrible trio whose job it is to keep
0:12:51 > 0:12:53those attackers at bay.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55First up, it's catty Kookaburra.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Then smiley-faced Faetal.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58And finally...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'm Madeva.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04From splat to shining splat.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Hey on, that's Rebecca's battle cry. Get your own catchphrases.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10So, the attackers are ready down in the stock market. Dayton's in red.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Adrianna's in pink. Jordan's in yellow. Rebecca's in blue.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Jayden's in blue and orange. And Joshua's in green.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Faetal and Kookaburra start on the flanks and Madeva is at the top
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- ready with her first slimeball. - And they're off!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Joshua is first to the gate
0:13:24 > 0:13:27and, after a brief pause to unlock it, he leads the attackers out.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Joshua!- Here comes the foam.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Kook aims and it's an early splat for Joshua.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Some al fredo sauce for your pasta, Joshua.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- Remind me never to eat in Faetal's restaurant.- Come on, now.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Baz-undy!- Where is that Canadian one, eh?
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Hey?!- "Eh" is what Canadians say. - Is that all you've got?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- That's about it. I can turn it up a notch.- Easy, Kook.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Look at them uniting as countries. It brings a tear to my eye.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I feel like bowling today.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Madeva tries underarm, but on this occasion,
0:14:01 > 0:14:02she only manages to splat Joshua.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Kook now moves on to the multi-shot splatter batter
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- and Jordan moves back into the liquid.- All right!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Faetal's making it slippy down there and Adrianna, Rebecca
0:14:10 > 0:14:12and Jayden go for a slide.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Is my Italian coming for me?
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Madeva splats Joshua and all he can do is sit back and enjoy the ride.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Jayden decides to keep him company.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Get the Saint Bernard.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Yes, a mountain rescue dog could be just what these attackers need
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- on the slope.- And Adriana sends Jordan back into the broth.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Come on, Aussie.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34You've got it, champ. What do you need? What can I help you with?
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Get the other defenders.- Get the other defenders?- Good answer.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- The Australian guy said to do it. - Faetal's not impressed.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44But Jayden's quick thinking was very impressive indeed.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Dayton now goes for a slide
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- and once again poor Jordan is on the receiving end.- Uh-oh.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- It's a ball of doom! - Know what time it is?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Ball-of-doom time, perhaps? - Australia, get out of the way.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56The ball of doom's coming.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Balls of doom, baby!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Ball of doom!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04All right, good job, guys. We won.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Only the battle, Kook, not the war but that was pretty impressive.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Two attackers were already in the moat and the rest soon followed.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Although Joshua did stay on dry land. Here they come again though.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Apart from Jordan, that is.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Dayton slips again.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- It's another long trip back to the moat.- Now it's Jayden's turn.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23The Splat Walk saves him from a soaking.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Joshua takes a run-up. - Get the Suburban!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Faetal means Serbian, bless her!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Well, somebody understood her. Adrianna's well and truly got.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33More underarm underhandedness from Madeva.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Dayton is sent splatting!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Once again Jordan is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45The attackers panic and balook-a-rol!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Dayton is doom-balled!
0:15:47 > 0:15:52- That's how we do.- To be fair, that's how the ball of doom does it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53You just gave it a push.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Most of the attackers were so busy trying to get out of its path
0:15:56 > 0:15:58they ended up in the moat anyway.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Madeva has some real defending to do now.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- And she manages to dislodge Joshua. - I need to water you down.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- You look terrible.- Kook decides to shower the attackers
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- with insults. - I'll hold them off.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Kook's playing favourites again but it's backfired
0:16:11 > 0:16:14because he's accidentally hosed his Aussie mate into the moat.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Our American Rebecca is on the slide too. And so is Italy's Joshua.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Madeva gives Jordan a cruel push
0:16:20 > 0:16:23and he's on a high-speed sprint to the splat walk.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Joshua is back at the top again this time he keeps his footing
0:16:26 > 0:16:27and charges past Madeva.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30He takes the flag and Italy is the first nation to make it to
0:16:30 > 0:16:32the final.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36This time it's an insult on the ears from Kook.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Jordan starts his battle launch involving all five attackers.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Australia!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Yes, once again crafty Kookaburra defends a little too well
0:16:45 > 0:16:48sending the remaining attackers down the ladder,
0:16:48 > 0:16:50including his best buddy Jayden.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Rebecca is now at the top.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Better run, Canada's behind you!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57That's as may be, Madeva but you missed America entirely.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Rebecca is over.- Who's next?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's Canada's Dayton, just beating Jordan from Jamaica.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Round Two is complete.- I salute you!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07And despite Kook's best efforts,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Jayden and has to take the slide of shame.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11So too does Adrianna.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Something tells me they are very happy.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18And so they should be, Joshua, Dayton
0:17:18 > 0:17:21and Rebecca have made it through to the final.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23So, we say goodbye to Australia and Serbia.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Leaving us with four very proud nations indeed.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Yes, through to the final are Jamaica, Italy, America
0:17:29 > 0:17:32and Canada but only one of these nation's brave attackers
0:17:32 > 0:17:34will walk away with the Splatalot crown.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Let's see if we can determine a favourite. Hat.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Jordan has finished fourth both times,
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Dayton has finished third both times, Rebecca has finished
0:17:46 > 0:17:51second both times and Jordan has finished first both times.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The same positions each time? Amazing. Are you sure?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56This splat hat never lies.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01So, Joshua is our red-hot favourite. Wait a second!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04We have some breaking news. Over to the leaderboard.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Sadly Rebecca from the States has pulled out.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Adrianna will replace her.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Serbia join Jamaica, Canada and Italy in the final.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14And the final looks like this.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17The Capture the Crown round is worthy of any international
0:18:17 > 0:18:18competition.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21It starts with a trip to the dire mire and the barrier of all barriers.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Then it's a teeter and totter across the terrifying Ts
0:18:23 > 0:18:26which lead to the scary-go-round avoiding the splaken.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Once on board, the attackers face the annihilating arm
0:18:29 > 0:18:30followed by the gruesome twosome.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33The canons are the next obstacle then down the ramps
0:18:33 > 0:18:35to the rock wall.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39At the top of the wall, the Splatalot crown awaits.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42All six defenders will be on duty to protect the crown
0:18:42 > 0:18:44but cheating will not be out of the question either.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Back to our noble and brave attackers.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Dayton from Canada in red, Joshua from Italy in green.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Jordan from Jamaica in yellow, and Serbia's Adrianna in pink.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Madeva and Faetal form the welcoming committee.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Thorne is relaxing with his vaporiser.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Kookaburra and Skabb are on Canon duty
0:18:59 > 0:19:02and Vane is up top with the aqualizer.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04And they are off!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07They head towards the dire mire, Joshua gets there first.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11He's over the barrier with ease. He trips in the mire.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Dayton and Adrianna also over.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Dayton is giving Jordan a helping hand.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Josh is attired in mire from head to toe.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Jordan finally struggles free.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- What?! Ignore her.- On your feet.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32You can't ignore that. She's put Josh off.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Come on Suburbawerbia!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- You're in the city now, suburban. - She's from Serbia!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Will Dayton get the same treatment?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Make sure you stay on your feet now!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Joshua quite rightly ignores her.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Oh, an Olympian effort from Jordan.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54It was like the triple jump.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- A hop, a step and a splat. - Joshua at the arm.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00He's on top getting slimed at the same time.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03But he can't make it onto the scary-go-round.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05He's down into the sploosch!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Adrianna now about to leap.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Joshua is back up.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15- He hides under the arm but he's spotted.- So has Thorne!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16It's enough to put Josh off his leap.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Our favourite isn't finding this challenge so easy.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Dayton is at the arm but he's stuck. That makes him an easy target.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Hold on tight!
0:20:24 > 0:20:30- Thanks, Madeva.- Who am I? - You're a moose.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Who am I?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Skabb.- Not funny.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Dayton agrees, he's down.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Would you ladies stop joking around and do some defending?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40That's wiped the smile off their faces.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Josh leaps again and this time he makes it.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- That is one splatty meatball! - Dayton leaps but misses.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Josh is still in the lead.- Me and you now, mate. It's me and you.
0:20:51 > 0:20:58- Nice, eh, Josh. Finally. - Suburbia! Nevermind.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01The taunting has been relentless today.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08More nonsense from Madeva.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10More splatting from Jordan.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Joshua is at the canons.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Hey man, I love you. I love what you do.- Interesting tactics from Dayton.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21But it hasn't worked.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Rule number 248.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26When I'm in a bad mood, no one gets past me.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Where's Subu-ur-urbia?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31If you mean our Serbian, Faetal,
0:21:31 > 0:21:34then Adrianna is making great progress.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Oh, correction, she was making great progress. Jordan avoids the splaken.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Dayton is now in the lead. - I believe in you!- Go, Dayton.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Will the Canadian defenders let Dayton through?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- I'm doing this because I have to. I'm sorry.- He leaps and noodle fish.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Dayton misses his chance.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52He might not get another because Joshua's at the ramps.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Skabb steps up and splats Joshua relentlessly.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58He's surrendering! He's surrenders.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- What an incredible leap from Jordan. - Caught me off guard.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Joshua makes it onto the wall. He hasn't surrendered.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Neither has Dayton. But he falls again.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10The defenders go up a few gears, they really want to stop Josh.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13It's raining splat balls.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- We're going to be eating pasta every day!- What's wrong with that?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17They prefer rotting vegetables.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22It looks like they'll have to change their diet. Joshua is over.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25All hail King Joshua!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Who's the best, baby?- Brilliant!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Judging by the bemused looks on the other attackers' faces
0:22:33 > 0:22:35the whole kingdom might need a crash course in Italian.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40Talking of crashes and courses, here's the Splat of the Day.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Try this on for size.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Yes, a double whammy from Skabb, a great impression of Thorne
0:22:45 > 0:22:47and a splat that caught Lara off-balance.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50She looked OK for a moment but then her legs went for a wander
0:22:50 > 0:22:52and the moat beckoned.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54King Josh sailed through the first two rounds
0:22:54 > 0:22:58and worked hard for that in the final.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01My first act as king of Splatalot is to throw
0:23:01 > 0:23:05one of you in the moat. I wish I could do it to all of you.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Sadly, it's you, Skabb. - No surprises there.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Skabb thoroughly deserves a good splatapulting.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, I think today's tournament has been an international success.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Indeed and it concludes with the Splatapult ceremony.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Ciao for now. Take it away, Skabb.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24So, splat fans,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27until next time, keeps splatting!
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