0:00:02 > 0:00:05- It's splat time!- Yes, welcome to Splatalot, the magical, mythical
0:00:05 > 0:00:08kingdom where ten brave young warriors go head-to-head with those
0:00:08 > 0:00:10despicable defenders as they compete to capture
0:00:10 > 0:00:12the much-treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Argh!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers or
0:00:16 > 0:00:18will our young warriors overcome every obstacle
0:00:18 > 0:00:20and find a true champion to rule the kingdom?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23One thing's for sure, there will be the odd tumble,
0:00:23 > 0:00:27the occasional tilt, a hint of teeter, and a whole load of splat!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Hello, I'm Prince William. - I'm the Duchess of Cambridge.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35And this is Splatalot, the perfect marriage of the majestic mayhem
0:00:35 > 0:00:37and splat-fuelled sovereignty.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Of course, not all of that is strictly true.- I knew it!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I always had my doubts about you, Kate.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44No, I mean, it's not always the perfect marriage.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Yes, it's fun to watch the attackers
0:00:46 > 0:00:48and defenders battling it out amongst all that mess
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and mayhem, but that moat doesn't clean itself, you know.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Someone has to tidy up afterwards. Sure, it looks lovely now.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I mean, that Moat Challenge would be perfect
0:00:57 > 0:01:00if ten attackers didn't have to race across it.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Then in Round Two, the six fastest just mess up the course completely.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06For the Final, do you know how long it takes to clean after they
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- splatter their way to that crown? - So, what are you saying?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I think you can help around the place a little bit more.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13What do you mean? I take the defenders for a walk every night.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16But they're still not house-trained. They ruined those scatter cushions.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Let's get back to Round One.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21We start with the baffling barrels and piercing pellets,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24then it's up the slippery slope and across the rolling mace.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Which is a nightmare to clean. - All right.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Beware the splatzooka guarding the impossible incline,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30which in turn leads to the battle-axes.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33The bridge of disaster follows, and finally,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35the debilitating disc takes you over the finish line.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Which can get really grubby.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Grubby doesn't even come close to describing our next lot.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yeah, that course wouldn't get half as messy
0:01:41 > 0:01:45if it weren't for this menagerie of mediaeval muppets.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Yes, it's the defenders.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Three of them will be taking part in the Moat Challenge,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- and they are - the brainless barbarian.- Skabb!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53The mouthy mess-meister Madeva.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And finally our blue-eyed basher, Thorne.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I'll be the thorn in your generic screaming.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59ALL: Raar!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Thorne is on the aqualizer. Skabb's on the splatzooka.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07And Madeva's on slime duty. Here's attacker number one, Christianna.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Crazy funky monkey. Woo!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13How will our crazy funky monkey do on the barrels?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Crunchy, funky, funky. - Funky chunky, funky monkey chunky.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Funky, funky, trunky.- Crazy funky monkey. It's not that difficult.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Funky monkey chunky, whoa!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Screamy, scabby, splatty-watty.- Can we all stop talking like toddlers?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Well, Christianna has toddled beautifully over the mace.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Down the incline, she's overbalanced and hickey-splot!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35You'd have thought that tail would have helped.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- If it were real, it might have. - Let's see your funky monkey, girl.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42I like it. It's funky. Here comes the monkey. Chimpanzee that.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43She's in the moat.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Well, a little bit of monkey business often leads to a big, fat,
0:02:46 > 0:02:48juicy splat.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Monkey swimmy-splatty, sunky-monkey. - He's just saying words now.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Here's Christianna on the bridge.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Thorne unleashes the aqualizer and Christianna gets a soaking,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- but she doesn't fall. - I don't like monkeys.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Can she use her monkey skills swinging on the rope?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Nimble puppies.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Well, she swung like a monkey but landed like an elephant.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09An elephant wouldn't get this far round the course.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11But that heavy landing hasn't stopped her from posting
0:03:11 > 0:03:16an amazing time of 2:56. And it hasn't stopped us from gooing her.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Here's our next attacker.- You've got to risk it to get the biscuit.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Mmm...biscuits. I'll have one.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23There are no biscuits, just barrels of water.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- I don't like water biscuits. I'm a garibaldi fan.- It's just a phrase.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- In this case, the crown is the biscuit.- Oh, what kind?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- It doesn't matter.- It does to me. I'm not risking it for a ginger nut.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Back to the course. Alexsandra's too fast down the incline and minky.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37She risked it for the biscuit, but
0:03:37 > 0:03:39that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41That joke really takes the biscuit!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And Alexsandra takes next to no time getting round the moat.
0:03:44 > 0:03:463:38 is pretty slick.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Just like that goo.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Live big!- But splat bigger.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Slozapretti! Josh gets a proper Splatalot welcome
0:03:54 > 0:03:56from the slippery slope.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59No, Dom, I think you'll find that this is a proper Splatalot welcome.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Argh!- Argh!- Argh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Well, that welcome hasn't fazed Joshua at all.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07He's over the mace, dodging the paint balls, and dealing with the slide.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Plus, he's keeping his balance throughout.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Pity, because that means less splat.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Joshua lives big with a very small time of 3:13.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Rorr!- Thank you Maarukh. But it's
0:04:16 > 0:04:19not quite in the same league as Skabb's roar.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'm sure he'll have something to say about that.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I will teach you some vocal exercises. For example, badoom!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Another valuable lesson from Skabb there.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Has he taught Maarukh anything?
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- Valuchi!- Actually, if anything, she's now even quieter.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Girl, you better recognise who you messing with.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Umuroo! What a water blast.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41But despite that impact, she still gives the defenders the
0:04:41 > 0:04:44silent treatment and stays on her feet with cat-like precision.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Maarukh finishes in 6:49.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I'm 15 and I have a beard. - That's nice, Hasan.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I think you'll find the barrels are pretty hairy, too.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I can see some determination in this child. Well, this man.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57This man, yeah.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- Or, as he says, the Hassassinator. - We going to hassassinate him.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Well, Hasan hasn't let the defenders get to him.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09He's on the mace, but he's slipping. Wackanang!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yes, Hasan dunks his goatee in the moaty.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16How will he cope on the battle-axes? Nearly there.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Onto the second and mezzaloonie! You know, sometimes,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23a splat comes along that you just want to see over and over again,
0:05:23 > 0:05:27and then maybe even one more time for good measure. Marvellous.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29There goes the hairs on his chinny chin-chin.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, even after that close shave with the axes,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34hairy Hasan finishes with a pretty trim time.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36So how about some pretty grim slime?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Now that was a fast first half. But who was the fastest?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Let's check out the leader board.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Christianna is safe in first place, but Maarukh might not be
0:05:44 > 0:05:47roaring into the next round, as she's currently last.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Her fate lies in the hands of the next five attackers, who'll be
0:05:50 > 0:05:53doing their level best to beat those first half times.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56And remember, the defenders will be doing their best to slow them down.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- So the outcome is still uncertain. - But we can absolutely,
0:05:59 > 0:06:03definitely, 100% guarantee that it will get very splatty indeed.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07There is one other thing we can guarantee.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Our first attacker of the day,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11crazy funky monkey Christianna, is through to the Second Round.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Yeah, the six fastest attackers automatically qualify.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16So, with only five more attackers to race,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Christianna has secured sixth placed at the least.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22But there are a lot of fast times in the first half, so I'm
0:06:22 > 0:06:25not sure if I'd want to be in any of the remaining attackers' shoes.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Well, you know, they don't always wear shoes.- Even better.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Neither do I.- Oh, man! Toe cheese!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Let's have a look at those fast times again.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38So, Christiana's through, but Josh, Alexsandra
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- and Hasan are all under four minutes.- The defenders are back
0:06:40 > 0:06:43out on the moat, but in the second half they have a lot to prove.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Here's Rafael.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I get girls. Why? Because I'm Raf.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50OK, Raf, but will you get the barrels?
0:06:50 > 0:06:51No, the barrels have just got him.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Please don't laugh, but Raf has just gone "paf".- Hey, Rafael.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Is that a Spanish name? I speak Spanish. Did you not know that?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I didn't know that, Skabb.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Hablo espanol!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04The vocal coach is now giving Spanish lessons.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- I'm in the mood for a taco. - Oh, dear.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I think Madeva is confusing Spanish-speaking Mexico,
0:07:10 > 0:07:12where they eat tacos, with Spain,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15whereas everyone knows they only eat Spanish omelette.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Andale, andale!
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Splutterle, splutterle.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Yes, the rain in Splatalot falls mainly on the Rafalot.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Forget the Spanish lessons, Rafael is getting a lesson in moat defence.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28But to be fair, I think he just got an A star in applied splatting.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30But it's not an A star for that time of 9:17,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32which puts him in last place.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- I like squirrels.- Well, I'm sure they like you, too, Brittany.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Brittany braves the mace and now she's ready to take on the incline.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43She's got a bit of balance, this one.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46She reminds me a bit like a squirrel!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Can we make Skabb and Brittany's dream come true?- Yes, we can.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Although, I think she should lose the tail before she gets to
0:07:52 > 0:07:53the battle-axes.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Now, can she maintain her balance? So far so...oh, pizza-cherry!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00And bushy-tailed Brittany has to take a sip of moat juice.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- You think it's easy, do you? - Why isn't Thorne defending?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Irawoddy, that's why.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07And for a brief moment, Brittany becomes a flying squirrel.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09But as any pilot will tell you,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11the flying part is easy compared to the landing.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15That one was roadkill.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19And that time of 3:20 is good enough for Round Two.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Yolo!- Yolo, you only live once, says Carly. And we say splatto!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I didn't know bodies could do that.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Well, Carly proves to be quite agile.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I'm not sure I could pat myself on the back with my own foot.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Nearly over the mace now and...folo-bashy!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'd like to see that again three times. One,
0:08:34 > 0:08:39two, and a three. Thank you very much.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41On to the battle-axes. Zongza!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43And the water blast does it again.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45But when you combine that with the incline,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47you get one spectacular splat.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Child, that was so nice, I might have to do it twice.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Hargh!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Awkward.- I like that.- Yeah?- Yeah. Give me a hargh!- Hargh!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Hargh!- Hargh!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, dear. The defenders get lost in their own little world,
0:09:03 > 0:09:04but will Carly lose out too?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07That time of 5:16 puts her in sixth place.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Bleurgh.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Nom nom bacon!- Here's Tobias.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Dargh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I though a mosquito just landed on my hand.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Don't make Skabb angry, Tobias.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Come on, why aren't you defending? - Now he's taunting Thorne.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Uh-oh.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24How'd you like that?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Thorne gets a little payback, but it won't bother Tobias.
0:09:27 > 0:09:322:15 is the fastest time today. He doesn't even seem to mind the goo.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Blue, my favourite colour.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- I like pink!- Well, I like chips, Victoria. Now get on with it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh, dear. Liking pink doesn't seem to have helped for some reason.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43In fact, she seems a little bit adrift.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45She's got a long way away from those barrels.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Come on, Victoria, do we have to draw you a map?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You need a GPS, girl!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- What are you doing?- Drawing a map. - Where would I be without you?
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- There she is!- Now, can she find her way over the mace?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Boo-roola!
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Sadly for Victoria, it doesn't seem to matter which direction she takes.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04She always ends up in the moat.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Well, eventually, she finds her bearings,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09but that time is simply just not good enough.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10GOO-d-bye, Victoria.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12And hello to our fastest attackers.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yes, they proved to be the fastest round the moat,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20but can they now Ditch The Dungeon?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It'll be an uphill struggle for some,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25a downhill journey for others, and a torrent of splats for one and all.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30We have three boys and three girls who've made it through Round One.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33We know they have speed, but do they have what it takes to get
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- through Round Two?- What's that? - What's what?- What it takes?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38To do what?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41To get through Round Two. What does it take to get through Round Two?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Ah, well, most importantly, they need to have that certain je ne sais quoi.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- What's that, then?- You know, je ne sais quoi. The X factor.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51The X factor. Thank you, Gary Barlow.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54So, in summary, to win Round Two, they need to have what it takes,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57a certain je ne sais quoi, and the X factor.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Well, I'm sure we're now all the wiser.- Just here to help, dear.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06So, here are the six attackers with that certain indefinable something.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Let's reveal the course that stands between them and the Final.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- It can be best described as... - No, no. No, you don't.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's called Ditch The Dungeon. And this is how it works.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Before I send in the loathsome ladder, the attackers must escape
0:11:24 > 0:11:25from the stock market,
0:11:25 > 0:11:27and make their way over the slippery splat walk.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29It's then time to climb to the top where four flags await
0:11:29 > 0:11:31the fastest four attackers.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33But in their way will be all manner of slimy, grimy weapons.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35And in no particular order,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37the three defenders chosen for this round are...
0:11:37 > 0:11:40The feather-wearing, green-haired, bundle of joy we call Kookaburra.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44The vile arch villain archer we call Vane.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- And the defending ace who's only nice to your face.- Faetal.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- All for one.- And one for most of us.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Wow! What a team.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56So the attackers are in the stock market.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58We have Brittany in yellow and green,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Hasan in orange, Alexsandra in the zebra stripes,
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Tobias in blue, Joshua in green, and Christianna in yellow.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Vane is prepping.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Faetal is focusing and Kook is singing to himself, as usual.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11And they're off!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Once out of the stocks, they make their way to the dungeon gate.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Little bit fiddly, there.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Hey! Pick that up. Pick that up now, yes, everyone pick that up.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Pick it up, put it over your head.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24For a minute there, they were actually listening to him.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26He is the master of confusion.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Oh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- That was almost delicious, Kook. - It's toothpaste.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Your oral hygiene sucks.- I know. - Open your mouth, I'm dentist.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37And dentist Kook gives Brittany a foam-filling.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39That leads to a moat-water mouth rinse.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43So what I'm trying to do here, guys, is I'm creating a portrait.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45That's the first layer, that's the white,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- now put some blue on there. - Oh, beautiful.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I don't know much about art,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53but I do know I wouldn't ask Kookaburra to decorate my house.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I think he's a true artist.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57His work is bold, dynamic, and full of cascading colours that
0:12:57 > 0:13:00collide with each other, then take new directions.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01In other words, it's a splat-fest.
0:13:01 > 0:13:08- Zebra-hunting.- Alexander's in Vane's sights.- Down she goes and zwobble!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Hasan, bro. You got a beard, that's pretty cool.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13We're beard brothers, bro.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17That's got to give Hasan some cause for concern. Coollolly!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19That slimeball has definitely concerned him.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Hasan must wonder what just hit him.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23First, Vane getting friendly, then Faetal getting fiendly.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Oh, headshot. - And Christianna's down.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30There's only one queen of this castle, Christianna.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Pretty serious defending there from Faetal.- Stop what you're doing.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35What's Kookaburra up to? Oh, no!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38He's prodding Brittany with a pokey pike.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41And that's enough to send her spinning and sliding.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Yes, it's bath time for Brittany. But she does do it in style,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47spinning 360 degrees as she heads down the ladder.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Here, I'll help you out, I'll help you out.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Alexsandra pauses to consider Faetal's offer
0:13:52 > 0:13:53and ignores it completely.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58But she still loses her grip and takes Joshua with her. Sookagawa!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00In fact, it's a multiple splat.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03First, Alexsandra takes out Joshua, who takes out Brittany,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06and then Alexsandra finishes it off with Tobias. Wonderful stuff.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Nice work, rookies, you're doing really well.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Really good job, Faetal. You want to hold it like this, though.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh, thanks, tips.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Not sure if the other defenders actually appreciate Kook's advice.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Joshua, nearly at the top.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21He bows down as if receiving a knighthood from Faetal.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24But instead, receives a trip down the ladder. Arrakarry!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28And once more, one attacker's downfall is another's undoing,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30as is Joshua collides with Alexsandra and they both
0:14:30 > 0:14:31- end up in the kishka.- Go away.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Kookaburra's really making use of that pokey pike today.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- This time, Christianna is suffering.- Great leap from Hasan!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Dominoes!- Yes, there go Christianna, Joshua, and then Alexsandra.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- That moat is getting pretty familiar.- My artwork's ruined.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Is that Van Splat? - From vile jokes to the vile volley.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- Moo-moo!- This time, Tobias gets spluttered back down the ladder.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56And just when you thought it couldn't get any
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- harder for the attackers... - Oh! It's the purple plague!
0:14:59 > 0:15:04- It's the purple plague!- Yes, here it comes, and there they go.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07The plague's wiping out everything in its path. Can it be stopped?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- I could hit the rewind button. - But that just means it's
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- going to happen all over again. - I know, it's great, isn't it?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15So, the plague is released, but from this angle, you can see Hasan
0:15:15 > 0:15:17cheekily grabbing onto Tobias,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19who slips and tries to take Hasan with him.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21But he fails and start sliding down.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Hasan still trying to hang on, then reaches over to Brittany,
0:15:24 > 0:15:26forcing her to lose her grip, and they all head downhill.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I don't know what he's got to smile about after all that.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Hasan's taking out his teammates.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Brittany and Tobias ping themselves back up though.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Faetal prods and Tobias once again slides.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Take out the yellow, take out the yellow.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Goomaloo!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43This is more work than jazzercise.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Do you think all the defenders work out to jazz?- I doubt Skabb does.
0:15:45 > 0:15:51Now, can the attackers get back into this? Joshua's throwing paint balls.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- And he hits Kookaburra. - Kookaburra's actually crying.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58But he stopped defending, leaving Faetal with it all to do.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01The attackers are almost there. Kookaburra's still having a strop.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Vane tries to hose them back down the ladder, but it's not working.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Faetal gives up, the attackers have broken the defenders!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Brittany makes it to the flags first, then it's Tobias, Alexsandra
0:16:11 > 0:16:13and Joshua, all pretty much together.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Christianna takes a slide of shame. Look out, Hasan. Nearly.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Hasan, what happened to the power of the beard, bro?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Hasan puts on a brave, beardy face.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25But the rest put on an impressive display of flag-waving and cheering
0:16:25 > 0:16:27because they know they've made it to the Final.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I quit! I quit!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32So, the finalists are:
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Wow! What an incredible round.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- I've never seen Kookaburra in such a stroppy mood.- And he's quit!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yes, we haven't just lost two attackers,
0:16:42 > 0:16:43we've lost a defender, too.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Which will make the crown even harder to defend in the final.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49So, will that give the attackers the upper hand?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Don't forget, that course is incredibly splatty
0:16:52 > 0:16:53with or without Kookaburra.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Time now for Splats Of Fame.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Where we take a moment to celebrate some truly classic splats.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36And that's why we call it Splatalot.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Time for a splat stat attack.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Now, many of you have questioned why Dick wears this.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42But it's the hat doing all the work,
0:17:42 > 0:17:45as I shall now prove on this shop dummy. Take it away.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Joshua and Alexsandra have similar records.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49He has come up third and fourth so far,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51whereas she has finished fifth and third.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Brittany is our most improved attacker, she came
0:17:54 > 0:17:56fourth in the Moat Challenge, but won Ditch The Dungeon.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59However, Tobias is the favourite with
0:17:59 > 0:18:01the first and second place to his name.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02What have I missed?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06I've just proved that you're about as useful as a shop dummy.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Here's a reminder of the finalists:
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Ooh! Hang on! Here's some breaking news.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Kookaburra has asked for his job back.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Yes, he's apologised after his earlier outburst
0:18:19 > 0:18:21and the others have forgiven him.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23So they're now back to full strength for the final.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Which begins with the dire mire and barrier of all barriers.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Then it's a trip across the terrifying tees which leads to
0:18:29 > 0:18:31the scary-go-round.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Once onboard, the attackers have to get up and over the
0:18:33 > 0:18:36annihilating arm before landing on the gruesome twosome.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Once past the clobbering cannons, it's down the royal ramps
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- and over to the rock wall. - Then after a tricky climb,
0:18:41 > 0:18:44the Splatalot crown awaits its new champion.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Vane and Faetal there looking focused and ready.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Skabb appears happy.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Thorn is determined.- Kook, under the weather. And Madeva, well, who knows.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55And here are the attackers. Brittany's in yellow and green,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Tobias is in blue, Alexsandra's in stripes and Joshua is in green.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Around they come to the dire mire.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Joshua slightly ahead, but Alexsandra is catching up.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05And she's the first over the barrier.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Joshua has another go and, yes, he's over, too!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Looks like Alex has lost her stripes.- And Vane's lost his aim.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Brittany's still barred by the barrier. Joshua's the first to brave
0:19:16 > 0:19:19the terrifying tees and the first to fall off.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24How about Alexsandra, good, good, good, good. Whoopeedoo!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27That one looked like it hurt.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28She was so focused on her feet that
0:19:28 > 0:19:30she never saw the water blast coming.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Brittany's now joined the others just as Tobias has a turn on the tees.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Can he make it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38No, he can't. How about Britty-Brit? No, she can't either.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Those tees are tiresomely tricky today.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Here's Alex. Leaping onto the scary-go-round.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45How did she get up here?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Back to Tobias on the tees. Wow! What a leap.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54- Yes, that was the Tee-rrific.- Unlike your bad puns. Joshua, hanging on.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Are you still on the tees, bro?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Come on, I got to eat lunch. Got to eat brunch.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00You're just around the corner.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Alex is on top of the arm but look at this.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Britt is trying to sneak under. Adratini!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Nice try, Brittany, but the arm wasn't having any of it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Tobias leaps onto the scary-go-round and he's...dukesing.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Can Brittany do any better? Yes, she's on the arm.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Welcome to Thorne's cartoon quarter. - What's Thorne on about now?
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting attackers.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And true to his word, Thorne vaporises Brittany.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26But she's made it onto the gruesome twosome.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Yes, another great leap, and somehow, she hangs in there.
0:20:29 > 0:20:35Alexsandra still needs to get past the arm. Wimbledoodle!
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- I tawt I saw an attacker. I did! I did!- Bachoy!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Thorne's pretty animated today.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Thorne, you actually defended for once. Good job, champ.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48That's rich after Kook's display in Round Two.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Alex seizes the opportunity to leap.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Thorne tries to stop her but she manages to hold on.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Now, can Tobias do the same? Nishy-wacky!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Splattering splattertash.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00And it just goes to show that in this game,
0:21:00 > 0:21:01a miss is as good as a splat in the moat.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04But he picks himself up and heads to the clobbering cannons.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07If you haven't seen the show before, you might be wondering why they're
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- called that.- That's why.- Beltex!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- They always fall for it. - Quite literally.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Joshua tries the gruesome twosome and he makes his landing.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Alexsandra has made it over to the royal ramps. Chronic toot!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21The royal ramps there with yet another right royal splat.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Joshua's turn now. He makes it onto the second ramp.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Brittany's ready to join him. There she goes, and yam-yoo-yo!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Well, true-grit-Brit delivers a high kick,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32but the ramp just sends her moatwards.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Skabb rules number 33, don't shower unless by me.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Argh!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38What more scary?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41That rule or the fact that there are another 32 just like it?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Joshua is getting drenched.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Skabb rules. Kookaburra, ally up!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Skabb shouts for a goo-grenade, Kook delivers and shabooshi!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52What a rare glimpse of the defenders working together there.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Kookaburra throws Skabb a goo-grenade and down goes Joshua.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57The defenders are celebrating but have they spotted Tobias?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59He's made it onto the rock wall.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00He's climbing and making good progress.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Can the defenders stop him?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04He's almost at the top, just a few steps away from the crown!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06What about the other attackers?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09No, Joshua's too far away to do anything about it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Tobias is there, he reaches for the crown
0:22:11 > 0:22:13and becomes the new King of Splatalot!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Yes!- Joshua came close but not close enough.- What's Kook up to?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh, that's not the headgear Brittany was hoping for.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23And Tobias looks triumphant in his new tower.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24So, well played, King Tobias.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27As Dick predicted, he was the red-hot favourite going into
0:22:27 > 0:22:30the Final and emerged a worthy champion.
0:22:30 > 0:22:36Got anything to add to that? Eh? No? Lovely, this is so much better.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37What's he doing back?
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Sorry, I thought it was you. Right, time for Splat Of The Day.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47And it comes from Rafael in Round One.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49He had a blast until he was knocked off his feet
0:22:49 > 0:22:50and collided with the incline.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Yeah, you can almost see the surprise in his eyes as
0:22:53 > 0:22:55if he's had the shock of his life, like he's just found out
0:22:55 > 0:22:58that his best friend has replaced him with a shop dummy.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01It was an honest mistake, OK? Anyway, we can't discuss that now,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04as it's time to look back at the journey to the crown.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Tobias was fastest round the moat, finished second in Round Two,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10and didn't disappoint in the Final.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13So let's hear from our new ruler. All hail King Tobias.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18My first act as King of Splatalot is to throw one of you in the moat.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I'd love to throw all of you in, but today, it will be you, Kook.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26That's payback for Kookaburra's awful behaviour in Round Two.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Payback. I like the sound of that. - What do you mean?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31It's my bro, right there, brobra.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- I see, so this is your idea of payback, is it?- Yep.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36We'll have plenty more splats for you next time,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39but for now, we'll leave you with the Splatapult ceremony.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Take it away, Kook!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47I need a life guard! I need a life guard!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Preferably a good-looking one.
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