0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:04The magical, mysterious
0:00:04 > 0:00:08and extremely messy kingdom that invites ten brave young warriors
0:00:08 > 0:00:10to go head-to-head with those deplorable defenders
0:00:10 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much-treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Would you like one lump or two with your tea?
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers
0:00:19 > 0:00:22or will our young battlers overcome every obstacle
0:00:22 > 0:00:24and find a true champion to rule the kingdom?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter? And who will go splat?!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hello, I'm Dick, he's Dom.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35And this is Splatalot, a kingdom like no other -
0:00:35 > 0:00:37especially when it comes to their monarchy.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It seems every time we turn up,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41they're on the look out for a new ruler.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Yeah, they do this by holding a tournament to find out
0:00:43 > 0:00:47the truest, bravest and boldest person in the land.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Yes, as we're none of those, we can't enter.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And that tournament is made up of the following three challenges.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56All attackers are invited to cross the perilous moat but only the six
0:00:56 > 0:00:59fastest are allowed to move on to our second round, Ditch The Dungeon.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Then the four who survive that will have the honour of competing
0:01:02 > 0:01:06in our magical moonlit final for the ever-so-shiny Splatalot crown.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10You see that? Splat after sunset. Oh, I love a night time final.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13You'd better take a nap cos you know what you're like
0:01:13 > 0:01:15if you don't get your 16 hours sleep a day.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Yadda-yadda-yadda, yeah-yeah. All right.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Here's Round One in more detail.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23The attackers start in the splatter port which hurls them into the moat.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Then it's up the slippery slope and across the terrifying rolling mace.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28The impossible incline is next followed by the
0:01:28 > 0:01:30ever-so-beastly battle-axes.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33A test of balance follows on the bridge of disaster and finally a
0:01:33 > 0:01:37vault on the wavering warhead is all that stands between the attackers
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- and the finish line. - It's all against the clock.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Only the sixth fastest will stay in the tournament.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Now any ordinary kingdom would have an elite army of loyal
0:01:44 > 0:01:47and brave soldiers to guard its treasured possessions.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50True, but this is no ordinary kingdom.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53They've got this bunch of ne'er-do-wells guarding the crown.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54The trio on duty for Round One are -
0:01:54 > 0:01:57the strangely talented Kookaburra.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- I'm Faetal.- She's crafty and sneaky.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- I'm Vane, bro.- He's dippy and dozy.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- We are always ready to defend.- Yeah.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08See what I mean?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10So the course is ready and the defenders are in place.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Kook's on splatzooka, Faetal's on the slime stick
0:02:13 > 0:02:14and Vane's on the aqualizer.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16It's a Mario time!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Here's coin-collecting, video game lover, Daniel.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Seems like a really cool guy.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- What's Kook up to? - Do you like coin-collecting?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yep.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Dude, me too!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Careful, Daniel, it's a trap.- Whoa!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yes, Kook's trying to get Dan off guard and it's working.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I think the mace roll has to take some of the credit.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Hi, Daniel. - Watch out, she's smiling.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Me plus you equals splats.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Oh, what a pocket.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Actually, Faetal, it's the incline
0:02:43 > 0:02:44plus Dan equals splats.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Now does he have the winning form on the axes? Diddly-squip!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52He's certainly got a winning formula for spectacular splats.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Now for the tricky bridge. - Going down already?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58No, Vane, he's not. Daniel has somehow saved himself.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Are you a dancer?- Is this a contemporary dance right now?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Are we on So You Think You Can Splat?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Dude, you're supposed to be on your feet but I respect sitting.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, Daniel manages to shut out all that nonsense and he's over.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Wow.- Wow indeed, Vane.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Dan gets the tournament off to a great start with a time of 5.35.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Cue the goo.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Zebra fly!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yeah, zebra-striped Seana proves she can fly.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Well, for about three seconds. Maybe these will help. No, they don't.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- What's black and white and very damp?- You don't scare me.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Well, you scare me.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- Whoa!- Missed me.- I'm scared of normal zebras, land zebras.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39You know Kook's conversations often spiral out of control
0:03:39 > 0:03:41just like Seana on the mace.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Bye, Zebra.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Oh, pasty-grip! Maybe zebras just aren't meant to fly.- Really?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Go eat those doughnuts now.- I will. - So you can cry.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Well, I don't know what she meant but she said it with meaning.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Angie-vaccuum! - Seana, hurts, don't it?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01No, not at all.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Seana, you're looking a little pale. - I don't wear make-up like some
0:04:04 > 0:04:07people cos they're scared of their own complexion.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Have we just changed the rules? It's Splatalot, not chat a lot.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I put a lot of gel in my hair because it's curly.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I have to do that.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- I'm the winner. - 9.42 suggests otherwise, Seana.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You defenders got nothing.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23By the way, us defenders have a whole lot of something.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- What have you got?- I've got this.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Look out, Markus. Blabber-moose!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Huh, that's what I got.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Markus, did you wipe your feet
0:04:32 > 0:04:35when you entered the castle today, cos I've been cleaning a lot.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Wazza-bap! - Faetal splats Markus into the moat.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42His battle cry has backfired. The defenders splat like never before.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46But he's back on the axes. Can he keep his balance?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Oh, he stumbles and fat-paws!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yes, it's splat after splat for Markus.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52First to the defenders and then the course itself.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55But that's still the fastest time so far.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56I'm allergic to peanut butter!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Allergies aside, Jack's ambition is to go skydiving.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I think I can help him out there. Lovely.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Jack, I heard you're an anaphylactic?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- I have a few allergies myself. One being, attackers.- Really, Kook?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Atchoo!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13I mean, you have the green hair. What's up with that?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I'm also allergic to sass.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Let's hope Jack's not allergic to moat water. Nobbly-spindle!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Now, the thing is, I don't mind the attackers
0:05:21 > 0:05:24and defenders chatting as long as they both keep splatting.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25On the incline now.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, but he's overdone it and he's back in the sluice water.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Don't worry, I packed an emergency chute.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32He needs to shoot round this course.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34All this splashing will use up valuable time.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Jack, don't worry, this goo is 100% peanut-free.
0:05:38 > 0:05:44I can't guarantee that the moat is not free because Kook is here today.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I don't get it. Surely you've heard of Kook-onuts?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Jack's back in the moat.- Don't worry, folks, his allergies are fine.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- And so is that time. - Here's our next attacker, Victoria.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54I'm the best from the west.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57She loves to play the drums. Over to our graphics guru.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00OK, here we go. Am I brilliant or what?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02All right, don't bang on about it.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Kookaburra now, just taking his time with the slime.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Victoria has no time to waste, though. On to the incline
0:06:09 > 0:06:10but it's got her beaten.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- On the contrary. See what I did there?- Yeah, very good.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You don't have to drum it in.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Kook will put shampoo in your hair. I'm just trying to give you a rinse.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Vane tries to dampen Victoria's spirits.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24She's having none of it, though, and completes the course.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26But, like her drums, that time might get beaten.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28So, at the halfway stage,
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Markus leads with 4.23, followed
0:06:29 > 0:06:34by Jack, Daniel, Victoria and Seana, who is in trouble with 9.42.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36So six attackers are needed for Round Two
0:06:36 > 0:06:39and we've got five more attackers to come, so whoever's
0:06:39 > 0:06:42first at the halfway stage is safe and that attacker is...
0:06:45 > 0:06:47That's right, Markus.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50But for everyone else, it all hangs in the balance.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52The first five attackers have done all they can
0:06:52 > 0:06:55and the next five know the times to beat.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57More dramatic than the drums in EastEastenders!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Doof-doof-doof-doof-doof-doof, duh-duh-duh-duh. Good old EastEnders.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Maybe Victoria could help out on those drums you drew for her?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yu drew quite a lot of gadgets and gizmos, didn't you?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09You did Jack's parachute, Seana's zebra wings.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I think that was actually a mistake.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Yeah, probably right given that zebras can't actually fly.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16No, I didn't mean that. They were wasted on her.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19All she wanted was to have her own chat show with Vane.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah, I don't think she's going to get a second series cos her
0:07:21 > 0:07:26time of 9.42 is the slowest so far and can easily be beaten.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Remember, we're looking for the six fastest attackers for Round Two.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32And the four who survive that will compete this
0:07:32 > 0:07:36evening in our magnificent, majestic, magical moonlit final.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Talking of which, have you had that nap yet?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I don't want you falling asleep on me.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yes, I promise, but we're getting ahead of ourselves.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Here's a reminder of the attackers
0:07:44 > 0:07:46who have competed so far in Round One.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53The defenders are back. Kook seems a little weary.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Faetal's looking quite cheery and Vane's pondering his goatee.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Moose!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Go on, turn Ashley into a flying moose.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Strawberry or chocolate?- Not that kind of mousse! See, Kook's got it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Eh?- Eh?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09You thought I was a moose but I'm a different animal altogether.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- I'm a kookaburra.- Are you?- Yeah.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Ashley shrugs off that splat from Kook,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- but she can't shrug off the water blast.- Oh, that won't help her time.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19This might slow her down, as she falls off the bridge.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Vane's not helping.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24But she bravely hangs on and claws her way back on to the platform.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- She's got the strength of an ox. - I thought she was a moose?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Just the wavering warhead to go now
0:08:28 > 0:08:30but the rain from Vane sends Ashley down the drain.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33She might be drained after that because she's in first place.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Attackers, assemble!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Here's Cassidy. She wants to be a surgeon. Futon-pusher!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Well, she's certainly splatting with surgical precision.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Kook's got Cassidy in his sights.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Aargh!- "Aargh"! Who is that?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Was that Tarzan?- Was that me? That was great.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Pistachi-oh dear! Cassidy's blown off course by the water blast.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57A screaming split-splat, my favourite.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I can defend while napping. Check it out.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02See, Dom, Vane's having a power nap before the final tonight.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Will you stop going on about it?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07And I'm back and I'm refreshed. It's called the power nap.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Ever heard of it? Probably not. - Go back to sleep, Vane.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And Cassidy finishes in 8.20.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- It's clutch time.- Here's Turner.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18He seems pretty eager to take on this course.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Breakfast.- Yellow-hotdog!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Turner turns down Kook's offer of breakfast.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24He looks like he's on a pretty busy schedule today.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oh my gosh, he's fast.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29And makes it down the incline.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Somebody stop him!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- He's too old. - Turner's got the defenders worried.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35He's certainly ruffling Kook's feathers.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Yo, dude, Turner, do you spot? I'll help you out any time, bro.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- I don't think you could handle my work outs.- I think I could.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Well, he's storming the course and back-chatting the defenders
0:09:44 > 0:09:49and he's over. 1.37. That must be one of the fastest times ever.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Turner, blow me a kiss.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Turner, blow me a kiss. Yes!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I love poppies!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Will Princess become queen? - Hey, there she is. Patience.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Careful, Princess.- I can remember your name. It's either Slippery...
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- I think it's Prudence.- It's Princess.- Princess, there we go.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Nice to meet you. I'm the Kookaburra.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- It's another full-on chat-attack. - I heard you do impressions.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- What do you do?- At the moment, she's doing nothing.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I think it's a combination of the mace roll in front of her
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- and Kookaburra's incessant nonsense. - Just look at that view.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Sure we know those spikes aren't real,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25but just try telling that to Princess right now.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27And, sadly, she decides not to finish.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Is your name Princess or Patience? - Give her a break, Kook.
0:10:29 > 0:10:35- I'm a TMA Ninja!- Here's ninja Bryan at the battle axes. Oinky-pate!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I think he just managed to splat everything on his way down there.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Funny, I thought ninjas were silent warriors who never made a scene!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Maybe it's his day off.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Well, proving that this course is safe,
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Bryan's back up and at the wavering warhead.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51He makes it over in one giant leap.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Now what's his time? 1.49.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58Simply unbelievable. Two of the fastest times ever on the same day.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Let's check the leaderboard.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Turner, Bryan, Ashley, Markus, Jack
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- and Daniel are through to the next round.- I can't wait!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Look, go and have that power nap, will you?- Five more minutes.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09No, not five more. Now.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11He's right though. The attackers are on form
0:11:11 > 0:11:14so it's going to be one humdinger of a splat-fest.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19So, what an incredible first round that was. Two attackers
0:11:19 > 0:11:21finishing well under two minutes and a third under three.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Plus we've got the moonlit final to look forward to.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- It really doesn't get any better than this.- No good.- I was right.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29What's no good?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32The thought of trying to have a nap was keeping me awake.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Just relax. Think of something that'll make you fall asleep.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Like what?- What about this?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Brilliant. Good job I didn't show him this one.- Gah!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43What a terrible nightmare. Aargh!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46That's great, now I'm never going to get to sleep.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right, whilst we've got a bit of peace and quiet,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50let's remind ourselves who's in Round Two.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53We had Jack, Daniel, Turner,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Ashley, Markus and Bryan.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Right, you can wake up now. It's only a power nap.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Aargh! Right, here's Round Two in more detail.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06The attackers start down in the dungeon.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08They must escape the stock market, cross the splat wall
0:12:08 > 0:12:10and climb the loathsome ladder.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Those that make it to the top of the dungeon can claim one of four
0:12:12 > 0:12:15flags, the all-important ticket to the final.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17But with their vast array of slimy weaponry,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20the defenders will be slowing them down at all times.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23The defenders were awful in Round One, so need to up their game
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- in the dungeon.- Let's see if these three are any better.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27I am Thorne.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29He looks focused.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Skabb!- He's even more focused.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Anybody else hot?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Oh, I suspect a weak link.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- I'm burning up. - She doesn't look at all well.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Skabb and Thorne are going to have to defend even harder now.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41The attackers are in the stock market.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Here's Daniel in blue and orange,
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Turner in green,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Markus in blue, Ashley in pink,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Jack in purple and Bryan in red.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Thorne's in position.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Madeva's decided to carry on, bless her, and Skabb's up at the top.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56And they're off, out of the stocks and through the gate.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Look at Turner go.- What is this guy? It's like you're enjoying.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Madeva can barely lift the froth-frother,
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- but she sends the iron giant down. - Madeva, what's wrong?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- I'm not feeling well today. - Incoming!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Don't worry, I will defend for the both of us.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Come on, guys, you can do better than that.- Cranky-butler!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Well, I suppose Turner did ask for that.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Yes, if he's not careful, Turner's taunting might just backfire on him.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Chin-fuzz! Skabb splats Ashley.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27When we done, you going to make me a nice cup of tea, you hear me?
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- Would you like one lump or two with your tea?- Two lumps.- Oh, please!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Here comes Bryan.- Whoa! Want to see my dubstep?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36No, apparently he doesn't, Thorne,
0:13:36 > 0:13:37and neither do we.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Thorne must think he's at a wedding.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43That won't impress Madeva but she's soldiering on and still splatting.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- I think it's time to go moose hunting.- Look out, Ashley.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Trout-McGiffin! And she's back on the splat walk.- Skabb rules.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Ashley must be wondering why she ever chose "Moose" as her battle cry.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Markus, do you like to dance? - All the time.- All the time?
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Fantastic.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01And Markus learns the hard way, never go dancing with Skabb.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I almost lost the purple plague. But I didn't.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Skabb teases us with the plague and then splats Turner
0:14:09 > 0:14:12and Dan with a slime ball. What's he up to?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Now, if Skabb releases one ball at time, we'll be here forever.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Yes, but that one tiny bit of plague has done the job.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Listen, all I want to do is get some purple plague.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25For now anyway, the defenders are sticking with slime to
0:14:25 > 0:14:27fend off the attackers and it seems to work.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Yes, Turner, Jack and Markus this time on the receiving end.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Maybe the plague isn't needed after all.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Well done, Markus.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Oh, what a little ninja. - No, Skabb, Bryan's the ninja.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- You're a very happy camper, aren't you?- And so he should be, Skabb.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Markus is halfway up the ladder
0:14:41 > 0:14:44and holding on despite Thorne's best attempts.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Well, he was, but now he's back where he started.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Now, can Ashley do any better?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50So far so good.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Thorne, what's with this stinky little boy up here?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55No time for a break for you, mate. Back in the water.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Good teamwork from the defenders.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Skabb spotted Turner sneaking up the side and Thorne sent him on his way.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Is it a crime to slime? - If it is, you're in trouble, Skabb.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- It's not a crime. - Are you still here, Madeva?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Ashley's still holding on.- Can you take the pressure? You can't, no.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Back in the water.- Jack gives way but Ashley's still doing fine.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19- Battle plan!- Skabb has no choice but to release the purple plague.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Jack, Turner and Daniel are sent scattering
0:15:21 > 0:15:23but look who's still holding on.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- She must have glued herself to the ladder.- I'll help you up.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Markus joins Ashley now but not for long.- Am I scary?- Yeah.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Why am I scary?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Skabb chats with Ashley, but Madeva splats her from the side.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Oh no, after all that time at the top, she's back at the bottom.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39She takes Dan with her and this time Markus can't leap out of the way,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- so it's a triple splat.- Hey, and no sneaking up the top.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44No sneaking up the top!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Skabb uses the pokey pike, which never seems fair to me.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Skabb, I might need your help over here.- All right, I'm coming, Madeva.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Skabb's under pressure and he uses the pike again on Markus.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I agree with you, Dick. It gives the defenders an unfair advantage.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00That's one way of dealing with it.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Jack takes the pike down the ladder with him.- How selfless of him.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06As he heads into the moat, he knows the other attackers might make it.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Bryan's the first to benefit. He grabs a flag and he's into the final.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Ashley's glued to the spot again and with Skabb helping Madeva,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15no-one's defending the flags.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18So Jack and Turner help themselves and, after all her hard work,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Ashley joins them to become
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- the fourth finalist.- It's all over.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24We live to fight another day.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Markus smiles all the way down the slide of shame.- And Daniel follows.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Bad luck, guys, but let's turn our attention to the four attackers
0:16:30 > 0:16:32who've made it to the final.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Well done to Bryan for winning, but hats off to Jack for wrestling
0:16:39 > 0:16:41that terrible pokey pike out of Skabb's hands.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44That could have cost him his place in the final but amazingly,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46he still came second.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Oh no, I knew it. You're going to miss the evening final cos of this.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Here, have another nap.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Yes, my sleepy little friend will need to be wide awake to
0:16:53 > 0:16:55take in the scale of the majestic challenge
0:16:55 > 0:16:57awaiting our four brave finalists.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Right, my little friend's dozed off,
0:17:01 > 0:17:03so he should be bright as a button for that evening final
0:17:03 > 0:17:09and I'm sure he won't mind missing out on the Splat-stat-attack.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Hang on, this doesn't feel quite right. I've got his voice!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Ashley and Jack have similar records going into the final.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Turner finished in first in Round One and third in Round Two,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24but Bryan has done slightly better with a second and first place
0:17:24 > 0:17:29so far, which makes him our favourite. Brr, that's better.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Ah, welcome back, Mr Sleepy. How you feeling?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Yeah, yeah, ready and raring to go.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I just had the weirdest dream about Splat-stats
0:17:35 > 0:17:39and you revealed that Bryan was the favourite but you had my voice.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Hmm, I think I need to give this Splat-hat a good wash.- Yeah.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Now here's a reminder of today's finalists.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54And here is the magnificent moonlit course that stands between them
0:17:54 > 0:17:56and the Splatalot crown!
0:17:56 > 0:18:00It does look stunning but this course is full of obstacles.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02The attackers start with a trip to the dire mire
0:18:02 > 0:18:03and the barrier of all barriers.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Once through the gate, they cross the terrifying Ts,
0:18:06 > 0:18:07which lead to the scary-go-round.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's a short spin to the annihilating arm,
0:18:09 > 0:18:11followed by the gruesome twosome.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13The cunning clobbering cannons are next.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Then it's down the royal ramps and over to the rock wall.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17And at the top of that wall,
0:18:17 > 0:18:20the much-treasured Splatalot crown awaits its brave new owner.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Also awaiting the attackers are all six defenders.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24They've had a mixed day so far.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Vane, Skabb and Faetal were way too chatty in Round One and Madeva
0:18:28 > 0:18:31was unwell in Round Two, so they could really do with a good final.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Back to the attackers. We have Turner in green, Ashley in pink,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Bryan and red and Jack in purple.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Skabb, of all people, is nursing Madeva back to health.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Kook and Vane are on cannon duty.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Thorne's doing some DJ-ing and Faetal's on the aqualizer.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47And they're off. First it's a sprint to the dire mire.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Well, that slowed them all down. Turner reaches the barrier first.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53He's up and over, followed by Bryan and then Jack, who,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56sportingly, gives Ashley a helping hand. Turner's at the tease.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- There's one.- Madeva looks terrible.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01She shoots a splat ball but it doesn't trouble Turner.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Oh, he's slipping and he's down. - Well, Turner's certainly a big chap
0:19:04 > 0:19:07but the terrifying Ts can cut anyone down to size.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Bryan's turn now and he hangs on for the moment.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Jack takes a belly splat.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Ashley, don't get too close. She's contagious.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I'm immune because I'm a barbarian.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Is that a medical fact, Skabb?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Ashley there on the Ts.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21So far, so teetering.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Bryan makes it over safely and Turner joins Ashley.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Not for long, but his splat works out well for her and Ashley's over.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Turner's now over the Ts too.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Here she is.- Ashley lands on the scary-go-round.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Now the next task is to get over the annihilating arm.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Well, she's very good at getting under it.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Bryan joins her on the scary-go-round.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41The defenders haven't made too much of an impact yet.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Early days, though. - Turner now takes on the arm.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Ooh, he just about hangs on but collides with Ashley again
0:19:46 > 0:19:48and this time, she doesn't benefit.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Here's Jack, who's still at the Ts.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Oh, kill-fest and Jack will have to go back.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Turner finally loses his grip on the arm.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Bryan doesn't even attempt the arm this time,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00but Jack's attempts at crossing the Ts is a success.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02This is DJ Thorne spinning the splats all
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- night in the Splatalot Castle. Oh yeah!- Oh dear.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Bryan is slimed from every angle as he and the other defenders take a
0:20:09 > 0:20:13moment to plan their next assault and he's come up with a plan of action.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15He leaps but he can't make his landing on the gruesome twosome.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Turner's now in position.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20He leaps, but no.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22The tables have turned.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Back to Jack at the annihilating arm.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Skabb points Madeva in the right direction.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28She fires but misses and Jack's over.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31But Madeva does splat him this time and he's in the moat.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I suppose this has to go down as great teamwork from the defenders.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Skabb points, Madeva splats.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Turner approaches the annihilating arm again.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Madeva's seen him and she splats him.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Yes, he may have been a sitting target but Madeva won't mind.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46But she does mind that high five from Skabb.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Turner leaps and, yes,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50this time he makes a good landing.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Ashley tries the arm now. Jack's approaching. He ducks under
0:20:53 > 0:20:54and that unsettles Ashley.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57She's now flat on her back and she flips into the moat.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59A backflip splat. Incredible.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02We do a little thing here called splat-step.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Go ahead, I'll show you at the end.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Never trust a defender, Bryan, and that's why. Festooner!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Call me DJ Cannon-na-na-na.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12DJ Cannon? I don't think so.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- I'll be the Thorne in your adult contemporary.- Here's a new thing.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Too many DJs spoil the play list.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Here's Ashley on the biggest turntable in the kingdom.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Oh, shrimp-lips!- Turner heads
0:21:22 > 0:21:24for the royal ramps and he's over!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Well, whatever they're saying, I think Skabb's angry.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Bryan at the cannons again. Wrong-sausage!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Now what's going on here? - The water cannon's not working.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- I'm trying to get him down but I can't.- Why doesn't he just leap?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Turner, can you fix it?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- Faetal, he's an attacker(!)- Yes, and Skabb is definitely a defender.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43- Honking-intruder!- Nice throw(!)
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Don't taunt them, Turner, you'll make it worse.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Now he's pulling faces.- Turner, you fixed it for me. I love you.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- You're my favourite.- Jump. You have my permission to jump on him.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Bryan doesn't jump on Turner but he doesn't hold on to the wall either.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58And that leaves Turner up there on his own.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01He's over the wall now and heads over to the crown.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04So the tournament is complete. Turner in the new King of Splatalot!
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Bad luck, Ashley.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09And as the new king takes a bow, Bryan and fellow attacker Jack
0:22:09 > 0:22:10reflect on what might have been.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13What a superbly splatty end to the day.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Yes, Bryan nearly justified himself as the tournament favourite
0:22:17 > 0:22:19but Turner thoroughly deserved that crown.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Yeah, the defenders were patchy again though. Madeva was off key.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Faetal made a song and dance about the aqualizer
0:22:26 > 0:22:29and DJ Thorne certainly wasn't music to my ears.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, here's something to get you back on track.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Our splat of the day goes to Bryan.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37So at least he's won something.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Yes, his battle axe splat in the moat challenge was something to savour.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44But now it's time to turn our attention to the big cheese,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46the top dog, the man of the hour.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51Yeah, so here is the cheesy dog-man's journey to the crown.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Cheesy dog-man?- It's clutch time!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Turner started the day with one of the fastest sprints
0:22:56 > 0:22:58ever around the moat.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01He didn't do so well in the dungeon but sprang back to life in the final.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04And once he overcame the troublesome Ts, he was unstoppable.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07He even avoided a clobbering from the cannons before climbing
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- the rock wall and claiming that crown.- All hail, King Turner!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14My first act as King of Splatalot is to have one of you
0:23:14 > 0:23:16thrown in the swamp.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21I wish it could be all of you but tonight it will be you, Vane.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23To be honest, it could've been any of them.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24They're all as bad as each other.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27But, you know, I don't have a problem with that choice.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Well, that's it for today.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Plenty more action from this fine messy kingdom very soon.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35But, for now, we'll leave you with one final splat.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Take it away, Vane.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Marvellous. So, splat-fans, until next time, keep splatting!
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