0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's Splat time and Dom's not here, so I'd better welcome you
0:00:04 > 0:00:07to a Splatalot Special, where we invite five young warriors
0:00:07 > 0:00:10and five intrepid teachers to take on the Defenders,
0:00:10 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much treasured Splatalot crown!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15What are you going to teach? How to splat?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Have the Defenders done their homework?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Or will the attackers teach them a valuable lesson?
0:00:19 > 0:00:22They all face a tough exam, but whoever is top of the class
0:00:22 > 0:00:23will rule this messy kingdom!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25By the power of science!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Drop and give me 20! - See you in detention!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32So, who will be tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter
0:00:32 > 0:00:34and where is Dom to help me say...
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Splat!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Hello, I'm Dick, he's, uh, late, and this is a special edition
0:00:42 > 0:00:46of Splatalot, the teachers versus students splatdown!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Sorry I'm late, the dog ate my phone,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and I had to take him to the vet, and there was a tiger in the vet
0:00:51 > 0:00:53who ate my dog, and then I had to get a new phone,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55which made me late to get my doctor's note for PE and...
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Stop! You know there are no excuses on a Splat day.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- See me after the tournament.- But...!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Enough! Now recite for me the three rounds of Splatalot.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07The Moat Challenge, where only the fastest three teachers
0:01:07 > 0:01:09and fastest three students will survive.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ditch The Dungeon, which will reduce the number
0:01:11 > 0:01:13down to two teachers, and two students.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14And Capture The Crown,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17where one attacker will claim the Splatalot crown, sir.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Good. Now, for more advanced students,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21here's the moat challenge in greater detail.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26The attackers begin with a trip to the moat, courtesy of the splatapult.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Then, it's up the slippery slope, and across the rolling mace,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31but on guard is the splacken!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34If they survive that, they head down the impossible incline,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36and then tread carefully over the beastly battleaxes.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39The bridge of disaster follows, and finally the wavering warhead
0:01:39 > 0:01:42stands between them and the finish line.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Now it's time to meet the school bullies.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46The rotten apples, the under-achievers,
0:01:46 > 0:01:47the slackers, the...
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Wood! What have I told you about name calling!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53He's right, though, the Defenders are all those things and more.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56In round one, it's Faetal, who never fails at being feisty.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Madeva, who never fails at being disruptive.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03And finally, Skabb, who never fails, if you know what's good for you.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Skabb rules!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08All the ladies in the castle say yeah!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Yeah!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Yeah! I mean no, no, no, no, no!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Time to start part one of this tricky test.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Madeva's on the aqualiser, Faetal's on splatzuka, and Skabb's...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Atchoo! - Bless you, Skabb!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Hey, I can get you a doctor's note, if you want to skip a lesson!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Right, that's double detention with Miss Melissa.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- What?! - See you in detention!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30See, she's already looking forward to it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Now she's looking forward into the moat. Wattle bottle!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34She teaches drama, and I have to say,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37that was a pretty dramatic start to today's tournament.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Now, what have the Defenders got in store for her?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Miss Melissa? Can I be in the school play?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Not yet!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47So, no role for Faetal, but plenty of rolling for Miss Melissa.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Pitter patter poo!- Miss Melissa, look at my excited face!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52That's not going to get you in the play, Faetal.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Oh-oh!- Heads!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Splacken!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Well, the splacken often takes centre stage, and once again
0:02:58 > 0:03:02it steals the show, sending the drama teacher into the frothy tutu.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04She's back up, though, and survives the incline.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I have a monologue for you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09If we attackers have offended, take but this and all is mended,
0:03:09 > 0:03:15and thus this weak and idle theme, no more yielding, but a dream!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, Faetal, take note. That's how you audition for the school play!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You love me, you really love me!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Silly showstopper!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Well, I don't know if that was a response to Skabb's acting
0:03:25 > 0:03:27or just a plain and simple splat.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Probably a bit of both. But she keeps getting back up.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Miss Melissa, you know splat improvisation?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34I know splats!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36She certainly does know splats! Cranky curtain call!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Very good improv!
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Brava!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Encore, Miss Melissa!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43That might be a tad optimistic, Skabb,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46because her performance ends with a slow time of 9:27.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- Here's Shaishav. - Winning!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49One step at a time!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Well, here he is, stepping onto the axes. So far, so good.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Skabb springs into action with some goo grenades.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57But he's just about weathering the storm.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00He's starting to wobble. Can he hold on?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Nearly there. Bulging baboon!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Ha, ha, ha!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Well, Skabb and the battleaxes ganged up on Shaishav there.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11He did brilliantly at first to hold on, but a splat was inevitable.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Here he is at the bridge of disaster.- Hah!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15He yells at the bridge!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Madeva yells at Shaishav!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And we yell... Splacken!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21He just didn't see it coming!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24That's why you has to rush out there cos the splacken's going to get you.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Well, it certainly just got Shaishav.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27But with 4:16,
0:04:27 > 0:04:31he'll stand a very good chance of qualifying for the next round.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32By the power of science!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36By the power of splatting!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Here's our next teacher, Mr Chris. Drinky wonk!
0:04:39 > 0:04:40As we're talking science, I think
0:04:40 > 0:04:42we should give gravity some credit here.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44It would be impossible to splat without it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh, look, he's lost his hair!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Mr Chris, I don't know about you,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50but I'm getting a distinct whiff of nerd.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I consider myself a regular Einstein, and I'm proud of it!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Well, you don't have to be a regular Einstein to know what's coming next.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Wiggy flute! - Yes, Splat equals Mr C squared!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03That's the most physical demonstration of a physics equation
0:05:03 > 0:05:04I've ever seen!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07This equation's not so easy, though. Will 6:19 equal round two?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Early days yet. Here's our next student, Mikayla.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12The party can start now!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Party? She needs to pass the test first.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Don't worry, she's left an apple for each of the Defenders.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I don't think she can get round them that easily!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22She survives the water blast, but will the axes be too much for her?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Steady, steady. Octopocket!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Should have left them an apple too!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Onto the bridge now. Mikayla looks a little uncomfortable.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Not cool!- Nothing cool about that floppy splat either.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Mikayla, you're a party pooper!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Nevertheless, our party girl completes the course in 6:54.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Don't forget your Goo'dy bag, Mikayla.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Marry me, Gildar!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh, dear!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Doesn't she know that Gildar's no longer a part of Splatalot?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Why did he leave? - Well, he just stopped defending.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51He was so in love with himself,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53he just kept staring at his reflection in the moat.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Ah, right. Back to Ryleigh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Marry me, Gildar!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Here she is on the slippery slope.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Ryleigh, so you love Gildar?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Yeah.- I have some bad news for you, Ryleigh.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07He is already in love with somebody else.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Himself.- She's right about that!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Now, is Ryleigh in love with the axes? Ohhh, bang.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Widget.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Ryleigh is head over heals for Gildar. Ha, ha, ha!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21To be honest, I don't think Gildar was on Ryleigh's mind at all there.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23She was too busy falling off an axe, rebounding off the bridge
0:06:23 > 0:06:25and splatting in the moat.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28And she completes the course in a pretty reasonable 6:11.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Well, we're pretty unreasonable, so here's some goo, Ryleigh.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Seems like a good time to head for the leaderboard.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36At the halfway stage, Shaishav is leading for the students,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38and Mr Chris is on top for the teachers.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Remember, the fastest three students
0:06:40 > 0:06:42and the fastest three teachers go through to round two,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45so in effect, we've got two mini tournaments running in parallel.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47What do you think of it so far?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, it's funny. The Defenders are treating the teachers
0:06:49 > 0:06:52with respect, and it's almost like the attackers are fellow students
0:06:52 > 0:06:54that they don't have to be nice to.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57So it's almost as if the Defenders have gone back to school?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Can you imagine that? Lessons would be impossible,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02and break times would be almost as messy as this course!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Sounds fantastic!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09So, at the halfway stage in the moat challenge,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12we have two more students and three more teachers to come.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16So that means Shaishav, leading the students, is already through.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18But Miss Melissa and Mr Chris aren't yet safe,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20as the next three teachers could all be faster.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23So you're saying I might not see Miss Melissa in detention after all?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Don't worry, if she leaves the tournament, I'll do it myself.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Remember, it was double detention. Now it's triple for being cheeky.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34What?! Let's go to the leaderboard before I get detention for ever!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Shaishav leads the students with 4:16,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38followed by Ryleigh and Mikayla.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42And Mr Chris is less comfortably on top in the teachers' challenge
0:07:42 > 0:07:44with 6:19, ahead of Miss Melissa.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45The Defenders are back in position,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48so it's time to welcome our third teacher, Mr Dain.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Drop and give me 20!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52OK.
0:07:52 > 0:07:551,2,3,4,5... 18,19,20!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59That's incredible, that's the fastest 20 push-ups I've ever seen!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I even had time to put the kettle on.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Back to Mr Dain, who's just cleared the mace roll.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Hey, Mr Dain, want to play dodgeball?- Splacken!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10You're not paying attention. Drop and give me 20.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Well, the Splacken gives Mr Dain a taste of his own medicine.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15And he gives Skabb his 20 splats.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18That's an awful lot of splackening. Are you sure?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Maybe we should stop now... - Oh! I was enjoying that!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Only joking. There we go!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Mr Dain, you're definitely not a history teacher!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31No, Faetal, he isn't, and he won't be history with that fabulous time!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Mr Dain, I'm here with you. - What's Madeva up to?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37She's just distracting Mr Dain from the goo drop. Nice work!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I'm ready for this course but it better not mess up my hair.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Good luck with that, Olivia!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Well, it's dry, it's dry, it's dry, it's wet!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Olivia, the wet look is really last season.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50So are your put-downs, Faetal.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Olivia, I'm sorry, did I mess up your hair?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Just a little!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Slime will help it. It's like a conditioner.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I think Olivia needs to rinse all that off.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00And she does!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Olivia, you're not supposed to wash it out that quick.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03It's not going to work.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Well, that time's not going to work either,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07as Olivia waves goodbye to the competition.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10But let's give her some more conditioner before she goes.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Here's Selwyn.- Defenders, get ready to get schooled!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17What? How did he manage that time? He must have cheated!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Well, let's check his results, and find out.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25OK, here he is on the mace roll, yes, that's good, he's over.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Pass.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30On to the battleaxes. Yes, he's cleared them too, another pass.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Let's move onto the bridge.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34He avoids the splacken, and crosses effortlessly.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35He passes again!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37And finally, the wavering warhead.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Yes, nice and easy, yet another pass.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44So, with a faultless round, Selwyn completes the course in 11:57.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Wait a minute, put it back to how it was!- All right.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48That's quadruple detention!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Of course it is! - Here's our next attacker.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Shhhh! - Don't you shush me, young man!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54But our next attacker's a librarian!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- See!- Here comes Hulk!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Here comes Hulk?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Apparently, you wouldn't like Miss Jessie when she's angry!
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Shepton Mallet!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh, Miss Jessie!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Madeva?- Yes.- When you go to the library, are you quiet,
0:10:07 > 0:10:08or do you always talk like that?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11What do you mean? I'm quiet now, Skabb!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I'm whispering!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh, you guys are awful.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17So, whilst the Defenders have been quietly chatting,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Miss Jessie has been getting on with the course.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22But she doesn't finish without a trip into the blobby porridge.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24The librarian turns aquarian.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27And with that time of 6:07, Miss Jessie has booked
0:10:27 > 0:10:28her place in round two. Booked, get it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Yes, I get it, and so does Miss Jessie.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Detentions for everyone.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34HE SPEAKS FRENCH
0:10:34 > 0:10:37In case you didn't catch that, Mr Charles teaches French.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Hinana!- Is that French too? - No, Hinana is Splattish.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Merci beaucoup!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Mr Charles, now at the mace roll. And he's done pretty well.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Monsieur Charles, how old are you? 206!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Regardez, Monsieur Charles. Le Splacken!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well, we've seen this before, Faetal distracts,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57and the Splacken impacts!
0:10:57 > 0:10:58But he won't mind,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01as that time of 5:55 means he's qualified for the next round.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03And to celebrate, he entertains us all with a little dance.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Everyone will be doing this at school tomorrow!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Here's the leaderboard.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Through for the students are Selwyn, Shaishav, and Ryleigh.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14And for the teachers, we have Mr Dain, Mr Charles, and Miss Jessie.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, that first round was quite an education.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19The teachers did brilliantly, and all of them survived the course.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21As did the students, who also have the edge
0:11:21 > 0:11:22when it comes to faster times.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25But round two is a different challenge entirely.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28That's right, in Ditch The Dungeon, the teachers and students
0:11:28 > 0:11:29are all in it together.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Au revoir, Monsieur!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Yes, the two parallel mini tournaments now become one,
0:11:39 > 0:11:43as the three remaining teachers, and three remaining students
0:11:43 > 0:11:44finally come face to face.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Only four will survive the next round,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50but as it's a special edition, we're going to ensure that two students
0:11:50 > 0:11:52and two teachers go through.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I suppose that's fair, otherwise the students wouldn't stand a chance.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56That's a bit harsh.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00In fact, I predict a student will win.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Rubbish, the teachers have already got the crown in the bag!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05OK, if I'm right, you let me off all those detentions.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07All right, but if I win,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10then your detention is to clean the moat after the tournament.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11You're on.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Here's a reminder of the silly students
0:12:12 > 0:12:15and terrific teachers who are still in the game.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Selwyn, Shaishav, and Ryleigh.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20And Mr Dain, Mr Charles, and Miss Jessie.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Here is the next challenge and we like to call it...- Ditch The Dungeon!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26The attackers start beneath the castle walls,
0:12:26 > 0:12:28where they must escape from the stock market.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Then, once across the slippery splatwalk,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32they can start climbing the loathsome ladder.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35But that's easier said than done, when the Defenders are on duty
0:12:35 > 0:12:36with their slime-fuelled weapons.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Those that survive can claim one of four flags, two for the teachers
0:12:40 > 0:12:41and two for the students,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44each flag representing a place in the final!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46So, that's what all six attackers are up against.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Yes, it's quite a tricky challenge, but is it challenging enough?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51I think I know the answer to that one.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Time for some fresh defenders!
0:12:53 > 0:12:54He's fresh and feathery.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, you scared me!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- It's Kookaburra!- Hello!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01He's stale and leathery, the always hungry Vane.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05And he's fierce and prickly, the blue bully boy, Thorne.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Here's a lesson for you.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Sweet, let me go get my hotdog.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Told you he was always hungry.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12The attackers are in the stock market.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Ryleigh, Shaishav and Selwyn are all set,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16as are Mr Charles, Miss Jessie, and Mr Dain.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Kook's on the froth-brother, Thorne's at the top,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21and Vane's practising the shot put.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23And the school bell signals the start of the second round.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27The attackers head for the gate and are swiftly through.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32Oh! Ryleigh and Shaishav share a slip on the aptly named Splatwalk.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35The froth descends, as Miss Jessie takes an early lead.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38But that lead doesn't last long, and she takes an early bath.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41You know, Mr Dain, I'm a little bit of an athlete myself,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I'm a pro at shot put.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47And Mr Dain goes down the drain, courtesy of Mr Vane.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48He shot puts another goo grenade.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51This time, Shaishav's on the receiving end,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53and all that froth helps him slide back into the broth.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Shaishav loses his footing, and on his way down,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58he can't avoid giving Selwyn a rather unhelpful nudge.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01What are you going to teach, how to splat? Ha, ha!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Chin fuzz! Kook splats Mr Dain, who in turn takes out Ryleigh.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08And now it's Thorne's turn to dislodge Miss Jessie.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11She tries to hold on, but no, she slides back down again.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Guys, what's the pirate doing on here?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Why are you dressed as a pirate?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15HE SPEAKS FRENCH
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I can't understand what you're saying.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18HE SPEAKS FRENCH
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Can we get some subtitles? - I don't know, can we?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Hang on, try this.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Au revoir, monsieur!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Thank you. And I think we can say goodbye, to the teachers' chances
0:14:27 > 0:14:29in this tournament!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Don't be cheeky, you're still on moat-cleaning detention, young man.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Not if a student wins the crown, I'm not!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well, the final's an awfully long way off yet.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Let's get back to the splats.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Great, there's one already!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Now, how's Mr Dain doing?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Mr Dain, did you remember to stretch?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Well, he takes Vane's advice, which is rarely a good idea.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Yep, he slides down the ladder, and, oh, he collides with Shaishav!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Well, he managed to avoid Ryleigh and Mr Charles,
0:14:52 > 0:14:54but Shaishav was a different matter altogether.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55But he's soon back up.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Hey, are you ready for the purple plague? Oh!
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Here it comes.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, but the plague's stuck in the foam!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Double up! This is chemistry 101 here.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07What happens when you mix foam and the purple plague?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Splats! Ha ha!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Well, Kook just adds water to that chemistry experiment,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14and finally we get the full effect of the plague in all its glory!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You guys are getting an F on this course.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19But it's an A for effort because here they come again!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Selwyn's at the top. But Thorne's in his way.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Kook's spotted Ryleigh too,
0:15:22 > 0:15:25and she's sent slipping and sliding all the way back into the bigaboo.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Kook's now after Selwyn,
0:15:27 > 0:15:29and the young attacker is also dislodged from the ladder.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Thorne sees off Shaishav, and then unceremoniously shoves Mr Dain!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Surely that's a detention! - I got it!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Well, using the pokey pike is one thing,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41but after losing it, Thorne gets physical with our PE teacher.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43He nearly lost the pike for good, but Kook spotted it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47So did Ryleigh! She gets there before Kook, and grabs the pike!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49She hands it to Mr Dain, who discards it,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51so Thorne is a weapon down.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- And so he should be!- Still got his slimy slicer,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56and that's enough to send brave young Ryleigh back down.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Shaishav's down too, but Mr Dain is over!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01He becomes the first attacker and the first teacher to claim a flag.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Selwyn's right behind him,
0:16:02 > 0:16:04and is the first student through to the final!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, Miss Jessie slips just at the wrong moment,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09leaving Mr Charles with the perfect opportunity to make it through!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11He struggles, but finds his feet,
0:16:11 > 0:16:14and becomes the second teacher to reach the final.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Room for one more!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Vane's right, and it looks like it's going to be Shaishav.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20He strolls past the Defenders, and becomes our fourth finalist.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23So, that's it, round two is complete!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- I failed you!- So it's the Defenders who get an F.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28And this lot get an A star.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Bad luck, Miss Jessie and Ryleigh. You both battled valiantly.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34But there's only room for four in that final, and don't they know it!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36So, representing the students, we have Selwyn and Shaishav,
0:16:36 > 0:16:39and our two triumphant teachers are Mr Dain and Mr Charles.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42What a great round, and both teachers finished ahead of the students.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Looks like you're heading for that detention after all!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I've got just as good a chance as you!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Well, just in case, I've got you a little pressie.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Really? You shouldn't have...
0:16:52 > 0:16:53No, you really shouldn't have.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55You can use it to clean the moat, when you lose!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Yes, just look at all that dirty, milky brew.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01The moat's always at its messiest and splattiest in the final!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08All right, calm down. Let's see what the Splat Stat Hat thinks.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Shaishav and Mr Charles have identical records.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13They both have a second and fourth place to their name.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Selwyn was fastest round the moat challenge,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17but came third in Ditch the Dungeon.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20That leaves Mr Dain, who came second in round one,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22but won round two, making him the favourite.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Great, so the Splat Stat Hat says a teacher will win!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26It's been wrong before!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Here's a reminder of the teachers
0:17:28 > 0:17:30and students who still have it all to play for.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32We have students, Selwyn and Shaishav,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35and teachers, Mr Dain, and Mr Charles.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Here's what the final has in store for them.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40For starters, they've got all six defenders to deal with.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I think it's fair to say they won't want to lose to a teacher
0:17:43 > 0:17:44or a student.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46And there's the course itself to contend with!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48The attackers start by taking a trip to the Dire Mire,
0:17:48 > 0:17:50where they'll find the barrier of all barriers,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52and soon after that, the Terrifying Tees.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54They then make their way onto the ScaryGoRound,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57which transports them to the annihilating arm.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Once over that, they have to leap onto the gruesome twosome.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02The ever so clever Clobbering Cannons are next,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05then it's a leap onto the Royal Ramps, followed by a climb up
0:18:05 > 0:18:07the rock wall, where the much treasured Crown awaits.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09That is quite a PE lesson!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Down on the course, Vane's on the aqualiser, Madeva and Faetal
0:18:12 > 0:18:15are on splatzukas, Thorne's vaporising, and Skabb and Thorne.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17This many episodes times this many attackers
0:18:17 > 0:18:20equals how many splats I have done?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Minus 4,000?!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Minus 4,000. That's not right.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27It's a calculated guess, but I'd say Skabb's not happy!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Here are the attackers.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Mr Charles is in green, Selwyn's in yellow and green,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Mr Dain's in yellow, and Shaishav's in orange.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Shaishav is first in the mire and first to the barrier.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38They all struggle to get a grip,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40but Shaishav is over and maintains his early lead.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Mr Dain is next, with a cheeky little pirouette.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Now what kind of form is Madeva in?
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Oh! Splatty form!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Now, what's Mr Dain up to? Oh! What a leap!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Then he's water blasted, and finally, he splats!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Shaishav tries the tees now. Festooner!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And now Selwyn has a go. Double Festooner!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Poor Selwyn gets a soaking, and then a splatting.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Let's see that again. A soaking and a splatting, marvellous stuff!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Hey, Mr Dain, why don't you take another lap?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Now, move out!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Mr Dain tries the Tees a second time,
0:19:10 > 0:19:12and wisely decides not to leap.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15The water blast gets him again, but this time, he hangs on.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Yes, he recovers and makes it over! - So does Shaishav.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Here's Selwyn's second attempt,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22but no, he's back down in the uncle foofoo.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Mr Dain makes it onto the ScaryGoRound.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Shaishav tries to keep up, but hopple jeff!
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Onto the annihilating arm.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29You taking notes, Faetal?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Yeah, I'm taking notes on Mr Dain on how to... how to splat!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Is that a huge pencil, or is Faetal tiny?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Back to the course, and Mr Dain is down.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40So, let's check Faetal's notes.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43One, hold on to the annihilating arm. Yes, he did that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Two, splat. Yes, he did that as well.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Good notes, Faetal.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Back to Mr Charles at the terrifying Tees.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51He's an easy target for Madeva at the moment,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53so needs to get a move on.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56There he goes, jam, jam kisser!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Shaishav tries the ScaryGoRound again, and this time he makes it!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Next stop, the annihilating arm. He grabs onto it.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04So far, so good, but now he's left hanging.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Lift it, lift it up!
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Oh, he's in real trouble now. Gorgonzola bud!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Let's check Faetal's notes for Shaishav.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Well, an additional point from her. Do a backflip.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Well done, Faetal, very observant.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Now, how about a little bit of defending?
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Back to the Tees.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Mr Charles is catching his breath, but Selwyn gets a second wind,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24and storms his way over!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Don't hurt me, Mr Dain. I'm sorry!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Wow, that's a first, Kook splats Mr Dain, and then apologises!
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Donkey swing!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Another big leap from Mr Dain there, and an even bigger splat to follow!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Now, can Shaishav do any better?
0:20:35 > 0:20:39He leaps, but it's the same splatty result.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Here's a lesson in slime for you, Mr Dain.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Don't make him angry, Thorne!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Arghh, arghh, arghh!! It's a giant!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47You can't see it on TV, but Mr Dain's huge.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Has he gone?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Well, I don't think I've ever seen the Defenders so scared.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Hey, you touched the side.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54What's this? One of Skabb's made-up rules?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Well, it's worked. He's persuaded Mr Dain to jump in the moat!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Selwyn lands on the twosome. He's doing well now!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02But Shaishav's still ahead of him.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Skabb slimes, then the cannons clobber!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Yes, Skabb's gone for the personal touch, but there's nothing personal
0:21:08 > 0:21:11about the cannons, who just don't like attackers anywhere near them!
0:21:11 > 0:21:12But Selwyn's managed it.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15He makes it clobber free onto the royal ramps!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Vane spots the danger, and Skabb steps it up with the slime.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Shaishav joins Selwyn, who's about to leap for the rock wall.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Madeva splats him, and that might have been enough to put him off.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Huh!- Now it's Shaishav's turn.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28He leaps, but no, he can't hold on either!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Mr Dain has finally made it onto the ramps.- Oh, Mr Dain!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34He's being pelted with slime from every angle,
0:21:34 > 0:21:37and now he has the two students for company!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39This is turning into a fantastic final!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41What a shame Mr Charles couldn't make it.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43He's still trying, but can't get past the Tees.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Splat alors!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Time for Mr Dain to make his move and he makes it!
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Mr Dain, stop what you're doing!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Kook won't put him off now, but Selwyn might.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53And here comes Shaishav. There goes Shaishav!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55And it looks like Dom's going to be in detention.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Mr Dain climbs over and claims his crown.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00He is the new King of Splatalot!
0:22:00 > 0:22:01That's really tough on Selwyn.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04But I think the right man won, especially as he was a teacher!
0:22:04 > 0:22:05All right!
0:22:05 > 0:22:10So, Mr Dain, bully all the other kids and beat them.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Now, now!- Got it!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Woo! Yeah!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Well done, King Mr Dain!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17King Mr Dain? That sounds ridiculous!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Don't disrespect the new King.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You're in enough detentions as it is!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23The important thing is, Splatalot has a brave new ruler,
0:22:23 > 0:22:24regardless of what we call him.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Who wants to be king anyway?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Winning Splat Of The Day is much cooler!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33See, Selwyn had the right approach.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35He wasn't in it for the stupid crown, he just went
0:22:35 > 0:22:38looking for that water blast, and said, "Splat, do your worst!"
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Now, that's what I'm talking about!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I do know you're talking yourself into more bother!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Now apologise to King Mr Dain!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Sorry, King Mr Dain.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Here's his journey to the crown.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Drop and give me 20!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52King Mr Dain splatted heavily throughout the tournament,
0:22:52 > 0:22:55putting his heart and soul into every round.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57He showed us how to keep fighting for our goals,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59and taught us never to lose sight of our dreams.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Ah.- Shut it!- Yeah!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03So, let's hear from our new ruler, King Mr Dain!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05My first act as King of Splatalot
0:23:05 > 0:23:08is to throw one of you into the moat.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12I wish it could be all of you, but today, it'll be you, Faetal!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Oh, now, I didn't see that coming! - Take note, Faetal!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17That's what you get if you mess with the new ruler.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Well, I, for one, feel sorry for her.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Is there no such thing as free speech in this kingdom?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24You're only saying that because you're about to clean the moat!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Can I not at least wait until Faetal's jumped in?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28All right. We'll see you soon, but for now,
0:23:28 > 0:23:30here is the Splatapult ceremony.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- So, until next time... - (BOTH) Keep splatting.
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