0:00:02 > 0:00:04- It's Splat time! - Yes, welcome to a Splatalot special,
0:00:04 > 0:00:06where five brave young warriors
0:00:06 > 0:00:09and their parents go head-to-head with those despicable Defenders,
0:00:09 > 0:00:12as they compete to capture the much treasured Splatalot crown!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Let's do it!
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Can the Defenders keep their castle safe, or will they be
0:00:19 > 0:00:23overthrown by the Attackers, whose aim it is to crown a new ruler?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26So who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And, who will go... BOTH: Splat?!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hello, Splat fans one and all! I'm Dick, he's Dom.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37And welcome to a very special Splatalot indeed.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Yes, today we present the Parents And Kids Splatdown.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44So let me get this right it's parents versus kids, right?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46No, it's parents and their kids dads and daughters,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48mums and sons, all competing together in pairs.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Is that wise? I mean, won't the parents just cramp the kids' style?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53No, five minutes out on that Splatalot course,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55and the oldies will soon forget themselves.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Well, we'd better remind them what they're up against.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01In the Moat Challenge all five pairs will compete,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03but only the three fastest pairs will survive.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05We'll then ditch another pair in Ditch The Dungeon.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Now, in each round, both team members have to finish,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11and so in the final, the pair that completes the course first will win!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Those poor kids will be dragging their parents round.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I don't agree. In fact, a pie in the face says you're wrong.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- You're on.- OK, here's Round One in more detail.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25The Attackers start on the baffling barrels and piercing pellets.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Then it's up the slippery slope, and across the rolling mace.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31The impossible incline and beastly battle-axes follow.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Then it's across the bridge of disaster, onto
0:01:33 > 0:01:35the debilitating disc, and over the finish line.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Now you could be a mum, dad, son or daughter,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40but to the Defenders, you're just splat fodder.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42So who's defending the moat today?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46First of all we have the happy go splatty Madeva.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49She's followed by the cruel yet cool Kookaburra.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And finally, who's fearsome and feisty?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- I'm Faetal!- That's who.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I have complete faith in you, children.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59But zero faith in the parents!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ha, ha!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03That's not fair! Kookaburra shouldn't pick sides!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Don't worry, he'll splat anything,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- as will Faetal and Madeva. - Time for our first Attackers,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Sebastien and Jocelynne.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mother and son that's so sweet.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14They'll be so splat in a minute.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Sebastien makes the first leap.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20He's safely onto the barrels, and moves over to the pellets.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23But where's mummy Jocelynne? Here she is... Looby tubes!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- What is this? A leisurely swim together?- Clear the rope.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Don't argue with your mother!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Kookaburra's playing mind games already.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ooh, good lad!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32You've gotta run, Javelin.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Javelin? Her name's Jocelynne.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37And she's made it over the mace! What about Sebastien?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Bad lad!- You abandoned your son!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Jocelynne down the incline now. She's doing well.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Hey, Mum, what's for dinner?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Kook with the chat, and this time Jocelynne with a splat!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yes, welcome to Splatalot, Jocelynne!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50That's our first parental splat of the day.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52And potentially our first embarrassing moment.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Killer moves, Mummy J!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Seb must be really loving this. Ooh, magic manny.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59And I doubt he'll be loving the incline after that.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Hey, Javelin, sorry to break it to you but there's no grandkids!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Show me what you're working with, girl! Come on now.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Oh, and Jocelynne shows us some more killer moves.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Seb won't know where to put himself.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I think he will. Back down into the bilge water.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Jocelynne now making progress on the bridge,
0:03:15 > 0:03:17but she's losing it and...fat verruca!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Seb's on the axes. Slippy, slidey, splatty, fairy chops!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- I think Sebastien's holding his mum up!- Rubbish!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh, look, mummy Jocelynne's waiting for her splatty son!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Early days yet.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Under the sea. Ha ha!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34At the debilitating disc now. Jocelynne leaps and lands.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Oh, but she's overbalancing and... into the bunion soup.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Mommy J's on the ropes.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Now it's Seb's turn. He lands! And holds on.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45He's climbing, and, yes, he's made it to the finish line!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Well, 12:15 has to be one of the slowest times in Splatalot
0:03:47 > 0:03:49history, but they've finished.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Just as well we didn't give them the pink costumes.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Manny first then Daddy Pearce, and, bum ba bum bum bum.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58And sadly after their very first splat
0:03:58 > 0:03:59they decide not to continue!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Dad took a look at the piercing pellet, and thought again.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Here's Randy and Juliet.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12How embarrassed does Juliet feel right now?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Randy leaps and makes a good landing!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17But Juliet doesn't...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Will she do better on the mace? - Melon head!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23There's an unattended senior on the course.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Flying giblets! - It's all right, he's gone!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Kook can be so cruel. Randy, on the incline.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Come on, old man! - Please, show some respect!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Randy, is there someone that can take you home?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Pickle trickle!
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Juliet is literally knocked off her feet!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38To be honest, I think she's still recovering from Randy's
0:04:38 > 0:04:40one hour long battle cry.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43But she's straight back up, and straight splat down!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44How about the bridge?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47One slip, a slide, and oh, awkward drain pipe!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Randy, it might be easier if you take your teeth out.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Randy ignores Faetal's advice, but he can't ignore the battle axes.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Wart, what's it!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58And look at this like father like daughter synchronised
0:04:58 > 0:04:59splatting into the moat. Lovely.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Juliet, I thought you were supposed to be cheering on your daddy.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05No. No cheering from Juliet.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07She grabs the rope and into the gravy boat.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09What a splat from Juliet! Now will Randy follow suit?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Well, he's hung on this time.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Celebrate like you won bingo, old man!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Well, they've finished in 9:35, but they look shattered!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19See, I told you the parents would struggle.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Juliet practically carried her dad over the finish line.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Just like Jocelynne did with her son Seb!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Here's the leaderboard so far.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36So we have two more pairs standing by to compete in the Moat Challenge.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Remember, both team members have to finish the course.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40And it's the three pairs with
0:05:40 > 0:05:42the fastest times that go through to the next round.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45So are two heads better than one in Splatalot?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Of course you get double the splats!- Good point.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53So, how are we going to determine who gets
0:05:53 > 0:05:55pied at the end of the show?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Well, whichever pair wins in the final,
0:05:57 > 0:06:02if the parent is first to finish then you get pied by me,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05and if the kid finishes first, then I pie you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Fine. Hang on, is that right?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Look, I'll show you. Right...
0:06:12 > 0:06:16OK, I'm supporting the kids, so if a kid is first,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I pie you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Ah.- But you're supporting the parents,
0:06:21 > 0:06:25so if a parent is first, then you get pied by me.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- But I still don't... - I can show you again if you like?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32No, thanks. Let's have a look at the leaderboard.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Randy and Juliet are safe in first place.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37With Manny and Pearce not finishing,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Seb and Jocelynne are in the danger zone.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41If the other two pairs can beat their time, then they're out.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43That's not right.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Look, it's simple - three pairs go through, so if the next two
0:06:46 > 0:06:49pairs can beat a time of 12:15, then they both qualify.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I was talking about the pies!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Time to get back to the course, I think.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Here's our next pair.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Good battle cry!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02- Here's mum, Sandra.- Wow!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Side burn spaghetti!
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Now what about Victoria? Skipping, tripping and splatting!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Kook's the best K-O-O-K. Kook's the best!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Thanks Victoria, we quite agree.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- And she makes it over the mace with ease.- Stop!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Aaargh!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Mum, be aggressive!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Victoria sticks up for her mother.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Hey!- Faetal now joining in.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I'm just motivating you, you've gotta start running.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Victoria takes Kook's advice, but it leads to a massive plop jockey!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Yes, a very nice curly shape to that one very pleasing on the eye.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Be nice!- I'm trying to!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Here goes Sandra on the mace. Crab salad!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Last time there was a floater in here, we had to drain the moat!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Sandra's the slow coach in this pair.- Give her a chance!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Victoria splats at the axes!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50But she picks herself up and crosses the bridge of disaster with ease.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I want to see some cheerleading on that platform!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh, Victoria's good.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Yes, but it's slowing her down! - Oh, you see that?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Have you seen her mum float?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Yes. Looks like mum's given up.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02And Victoria has one last splat
0:08:02 > 0:08:03before finishing in 12:48.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Sandra celebrates, but she didn't complete the course,
0:08:06 > 0:08:07so they won't be going through.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Of course they are.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Here's Bryanna. Good so far.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15James, way to let your mum go first!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Ah, now Kook's deliberately mistaking Bryanna for her
0:08:18 > 0:08:20dad's mother, when she's actually his daughter.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Oh brother!- Ha ha!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Here they are at the mace. - You missed!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Bryanna's the first to try to cross the mace,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29but it's going to end up as a pig winker!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- Little boy!- That's her dad!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Aba dabba dim sum! And down he goes into the moat!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Splat Of The Day! Splat Of The Day!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I hate to agree, but Kook could be right - a direct splat knocks
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Daddy James off his feet and down into the mam jam.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Bryanna help your son! - Careful, Bryanna!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, Goth chutney!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Does his sneakiness know no bounds?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Kookaburra distracts Bryanna at the perfect moment for yet
0:08:52 > 0:08:54another Splat Of The Day contender.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55James, are you going to be OK
0:08:55 > 0:08:57without your mummy when you get to the axes?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Faetal's chipping in now. Booty tool!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01James must be loving this!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It's just like the slide at the playground, James!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Baby James, are you even allowed out this late?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09They're laying it on thick now.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Bryanna on the axes, and fondant fancy!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13James, look at this camera!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Don't do it, James! That was close.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Wonton fuey! And James is back into the bilge!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21The Defenders and the course have really got it in for him today.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Bryanna's at the bridge... Oh and booming bop bops!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Where's the little man's parents? - Come on, Dad, you can do it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30We'll have some warm milk waiting for you at the end, OK?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, he's been taunted terribly today,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34but at least there's a hot drink waiting for him.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36He's hanging onto Bryanna. Downtown flabby!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39That was baby James' first steps!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Oh, my goodness!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Back to Bryanna at the disc. Oh, bit cheeky.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45And here's Daddy James. Oh, bit cheekier.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Can they recover from that? They really need to finish!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50They have, with a time of 12:57, and believe it or not,
0:09:50 > 0:09:52that's good enough.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Yes, through to Round Two are Juliet and Randy,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Seb and Jocelynne, and Bryanna and baby James.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58I mean Daddy James, sorry!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Don't you mean 'slow coach' James.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03You have to admit the parents are really slowing the kids down.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, speed isn't important in our next very messy round,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08but teamwork just might be.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14So how do you think our Parents And Kids Splatdown is going?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Well, have you noticed Faetal always seems so nice.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20But deep down she's just a mean, two-faced...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Hello, boys! How lovely to meet you.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I'm such a fan of yours! Now who's Ant and who's Dec?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh, you must be Dec. You're so cute.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31And short.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oh and I like a man with a good sense of humour.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I suppose you need one, to carry off that look.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39But please forgive me, I've interrupted.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Yes, we were just saying how mean and two-faced...
0:10:42 > 0:10:45The Attackers seem today!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Really? Oh, I can't wait to hear what you've got to say about them.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Right. So in Round Two we have...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- The err... - Ghastly Randy and Juliet.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57The deplorable Jocelynne and Sebastien.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59And the terrible James and Bryanna truly awful.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oh, dear, if you don't have anything nice to say,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04then I suggest keeping your mouth shut -
0:11:04 > 0:11:07something I'd recommend to anyone with bad breath.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Anyway gotta go!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Does my breath really smell that bad?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15No, she's just messing with us.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Here's Round Two in more detail.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19We start in the stock market, then cross the splatwalk,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22and climb the loathsome ladder to the top of the dungeon.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23But today, two flags are needed,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26because both team members still need to finish.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28As Sandra and Victoria learned to their cost earlier.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Plus, they all have to get past the Defenders, who are...
0:11:31 > 0:11:32I'm still listening! >
0:11:32 > 0:11:34..such lovely, nice people.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Yes, defending the dungeon today we have the kind, generous,
0:11:37 > 0:11:40charming, and extremely modest Vane.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Then the lovely...- Skabb rules!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Skabb, how witty.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47And finally, that warm-hearted, fun-loving cheeky chappy, Thorne.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49We will splat all parents.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Even you, baby James.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52I hate babies!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I'm sure the feeling's mutual.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56So, the attacking pairs are in the stock market.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Juliet and Randy are in red, Seb's in purple and pink,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01as is Jocelynne, and Bryanna and James are in orange.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04The Defenders are taking their positions and priming their slime.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Let's play!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08And they're off... to an average start.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I don't think Faetal can hear us any more
0:12:10 > 0:12:12so we can be nice to the Attackers again.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- OK, but it was average. - First on the platform is baby James!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Baby James! I heard a lot about you.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Poor old James.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Whoops! Nest features!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Down goes Randy.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Thorne with a slime ball. But the Attackers fend it off.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Oh, and Seb's going for a sprint.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29But he knocks Bryanna, and down she goes!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Up here!- Uh-oh, Skabb's picking on James now!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Baby James, you on solid foods yet or what, bro?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Skabb decides it's feeding time!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Nice and yummy.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41He's so cute when he's trying to crawl.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Actually, no-one's too steady on their feet out there.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44As Sebastien proves.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47And so does Juliet, who slides all the way to the dungeon dregs.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Good leap from Jocelynne, though.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Ow!- Well, the Defenders have stepped it up.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- They're really splatting the Attackers now.- Incoming!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, weaky flute!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58That's how we roll!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Here's Randy, just relaxing in the pint of moat muck.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03And here's Bryanna, slipping and swirling and sliding and splatting.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05How's her dad doing?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07You are not pushing me down, bro.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Baby James, when you yell like that, I just keep splatting.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Why do they keep picking on baby James?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14He's a fully grown man, remember!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Juliet loses her grip, and there she goes, back where she started.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Bryanna makes a move now.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Manky Maureen! And Skabb sends her back to the moat.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Here comes Jocelynne. - You're doing a great job.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26And like many before her, Jocelynne slides all the way back down.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Incoming!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Once more, Seb is sent packing back into the moat.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, and it looks like James wants to come along too,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35and for some reason he's packed an invisible rope!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Looks like none of the Attackers can get a grip.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I think it's time we taught baby James the ABCs of splatting.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45The first. A - always wear underwear.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Can't wait for Z.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Seb decides to skip the alphabet lesson, but the Defenders give him an
0:13:49 > 0:13:52education in splatting. Look out, James!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Seb simply won't give up. He's halfway up the ladder again.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59But the slime rains down, and there he goes with Juliet for company.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Will anyone get to the top of this course today?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I can do my own sound effects ba ba ba ba!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07How old is Skabb? Anybody know?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09James!
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Crumple burger!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Down you go ba ba ba ba ba!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Can someone switch him off please?!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Hey, look at this little creeper.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I'm just going to splat you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20You missed!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Here's Seb again.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Cue Skabb. Fatty owls!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Bobobobobom. Bobobobobobom.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Thank you Skabb!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'm getting real tired of you guys. Real tired!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Well, this is the best attempt yet from an Attacker it's Bryanna.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35But Thorne gives her a nudge and she's down she goes -
0:14:35 > 0:14:37all the way down!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- And Seb can't hold on either! - But look at this.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Juliet is slowly but surely making her way to the top of the dungeon.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45And she's there! The Defenders haven't even noticed.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- But she can't get into the final on her own.- Where's her dad?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Still in the moat. Hasn't moved since falling in!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Dad!- Now can James make it to the top?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Baby James, baby James!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57He quite rightly ignores the Defenders, and... Oh, no!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59He's slipped and down he goes.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Jocelynne now has just about made it to the top of the dungeon.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Randy still not moving.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Jocelynne's finished.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07She really doesn't know what to do with herself!
0:15:07 > 0:15:08That's it, stand up. No, sit down.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Seb and Bryanna race for the finish line.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Oh, Seb slips, allowing Bryanna through.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15But he picks himself up, so we have our first pair!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Baby James, baby James!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Now, can James finish this time?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Awww, baby! A shower.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24And despite their taunts, James crosses the line, which means.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Round Two is complete!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28All that remains is for Juliet to take her slide of shame.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30It's her dad Randy, who should be doing that!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Better luck next time!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Ah, but she still loves him.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36No shame here though, just fame, glory and honour,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39as our two triumphant teams wave their flags,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42secure in the knowledge that they're through to the final.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Well, you've got to feel sorry for Juliet there.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49First to finish, but her parent let her down.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51You're definitely going to lose our pie bet.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What about Jocelynne and Seb? The first pair through,
0:15:53 > 0:15:57with Mum leading the way. I think the pie is yours, my friend.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59We'll see. Here's the leaderboard.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Well, how perfect - we have a father and daughter, and a mother
0:16:02 > 0:16:05and son - James and Bryanna, versus Sebastien and Jocelynne.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Mwah! Perfect indeed!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Oh are you two talking about me again?- Of course.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Now, are you saying nice things about the Defenders?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Yes and, err, horrible things about this lot.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Just look at them in the mud, getting splatted and clobbered.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Yeah, ridiculous.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Would you guys mind if maybe I tried on the Splat Stat Hat
0:16:25 > 0:16:27before I head off for the final?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Before you head off? Of course you can.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Quick, give it to her. On her head.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Three, two, one, off you go.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35DICK'S VOICE: 'James and Bryanna have so far posted
0:16:35 > 0:16:37'a third and second place,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40'whereas Seb and Jocelynne have finished second and first,
0:16:40 > 0:16:43'making them the red-hot favourites.'
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Wow, thank you so much! - The pleasure was all mine.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Actually it was all mine -
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I can now tell the other Defenders
0:16:49 > 0:16:52which pair to look out for. See ya!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55"Give her the hat," you said! Here are the finalists again.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58James and Bryanna, and red-hot favourites Jocelynne and Sebastien.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Well, now that the Defenders have an unfair advantage,
0:17:01 > 0:17:04let's see how unfair the final round is going to be.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Here it is the Capture The Crown course.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It starts with a trip across the dire mire,
0:17:09 > 0:17:11and a climb over the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Next are the terrifying Ts, followed by the scary-go-round.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16That leads to the annihilating arm, and the gruesome twosome.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19After that it's past the clobbering cannons, down the royal ramps,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21and up the rock wall.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23At the very top, is the crown, awaiting the pair,
0:17:23 > 0:17:24who both make it over first.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Both team members have to finish. That's going to be tricky!
0:17:28 > 0:17:33Don't forget, they also have to face all of the Defenders in the final.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Including the fiendishly two-faced Faetal!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Vane's on splatbow, Thorne's on splatzooka,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Kook's on goo grenades, Skabb and Madeva are at the cannons
0:17:41 > 0:17:43and Faetal plays all innocent on the aqualizer.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Here are the Attackers Seb and Jocelynne wearing purple
0:17:45 > 0:17:47and pink, and Bryanna and James in orange!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49So the first challenge is the dire mire,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51and Seb finds out just how dire it is!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53But his mum Jocelynne sails over the barrier.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- And daddy James is next. - The parents are in the lead.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Did you hear that, Dom?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Shut up.- Jocelynne's on the terrifying Ts and she's off them.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03See, that lead won't last for long!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Seb's now made it over the barrier.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Here's James, having a spot of bother on the Ts.- Oh!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Second attempt for Jocelynne.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Oh this looks better, this looks better.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- This looks...- Goaty chest wig!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16James just about hanging in there.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Here comes Bryanna. Chicken bracket!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20James tries a different approach,
0:18:20 > 0:18:21and he's over!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Bryanna holds on. Kook fires and...plump pump!
0:18:24 > 0:18:25She shrugs off a water blast
0:18:25 > 0:18:27and a paintball and makes it over!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Good start from the orange team, but bum toaster!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31James just mistimed his leap.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Back to the purple and pinks.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Seb is now also over the Ts.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Bryanna at the scary-go-round, and she's on!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39She's heading towards the annihilating arm.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41She climbs, hangs on, slides over
0:18:41 > 0:18:43and grated cheese fingers!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46It looks like Bryanna is going deep sea diving!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Skabb's jokes are taking a dive, too.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Jocelynne looking queasy on the Ts.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Once again Momma J struts her funky stuff,
0:18:52 > 0:18:54before getting down into the turkey substitute.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Daddy James is a fan!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59He's back on the scary-go-round, and at the annihilating arm.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01He hangs on, then pulls his body over,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03and yes he's made it back onto the scary-go-round!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Which takes him round to the gruesome twosome.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08He leaps, but he can't hold on!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10The oranges are still in the lead though.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12But Bryanna needs to get over the arm, not under it.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13And down she goes!
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Here comes Sebastien.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16He's heading to the arm,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18and looks like he's going to clear it with ease.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20He just needs to make his landing...and he does!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Skabb sees the danger...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24And he puts Seb off his landing!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Now did Jocelynne hear that
0:19:25 > 0:19:27cry for help from her offspring,
0:19:27 > 0:19:28because she's positively sprinting,
0:19:28 > 0:19:30and she's made it over the Ts!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31A new Splatalot record to boot!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Yes, Jocelynne has the dubious honour of attempting to cross
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- the Ts more times than anyone else.- How many?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38- 113.- Really?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- No just 'Ts-ing'- Wow!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Well, she's certainly making up for lost time.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45She's on the arm now. She'll have caught up with Seb soon.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Not so fast. No, her son's going to have to wait.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Oh, she'll be back, don't you worry.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Oh, Bryanna finding the twosome a bit gruesome.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I'd say the whole course is proving gruesome today.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Claggy hammock!
0:19:56 > 0:19:57I love defending!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I think Skabb loves defending.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And Jocelynne loves splatting headlong into the moat.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I like that dance, show me!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Rip snorter!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Well, the cannons obviously didn't like Seb's dancing, or Bryanna's!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11James is next in the cannon queue. He also tries dancing.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Skabb doesn't like it and crabsy nesbit!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh, but Jocelynne sneaks through, catching the Defenders off guard.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18And Seb now tries to join his mum.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- He's made it.- Oh, he slipped!
0:20:20 > 0:20:21But Jocelynne grabs hold of him!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23See? The parent once again saves the day!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- All right, all right! - Linden squasher!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Jocelynne's at the royal ramps.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28But she slips and splats!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Seb has a go. Can he hang on?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- No, he can't!- Skabb reminds James he's right behind him.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35And Jocelynne reminds everyone she's in the lead.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37The Defenders need to step up now.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Jocelynne's at the rock wall.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Not for long, though!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43What's Skabb up to?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Baby James! That wasn't me.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I think the cameras will prove otherwise, Skabb!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Back to Sebastien. He leaps and hangs on.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Can the Defenders stop him?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54No need, he's fallen, just like his mum.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Does nobody even want to be ruler of Splatalot?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59She can be so negative at times.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01And Skabb, the slime bucket, strikes again!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03This time it's Jocelynne on the receiving end!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06But she won't let that put her off. She's back on the ramps.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08She's crawling. Has she got any energy left?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Her son Seb's not far behind now.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Jocelynne leaps, and this time holds on!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Seb can't join his mum yet, cos James is next in line.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16But he's in the brew!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Jocelynne's almost there now, but both team members have to finish.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Where's Sebastien? Oh, the Defenders have knocked him down!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24But Jocelynne has made it. Now, can Seb make it too?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Bad news for you if he does,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28cos our merry Mum was first, and that means you get pied!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- He's not there yet. - But he's close. Come on, Seb!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- He's back on the ramps. - Skabb's still trying.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35But Seb's on the wall, and begins to climb.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh, and look at this again, Jocelynne comes to her son's
0:21:37 > 0:21:39rescue, and helps him reach the top of the wall.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42There's nothing the Defenders can do now, other than admit defeat.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44So they worked together, and now rule together!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47That's your mum, bro, she earned it!
0:21:47 > 0:21:51She certainly did. All hail the victors, Jocelynne and Sebastien!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Now, I said the parent from the winning team would finish first.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- And they did! - I wouldn't do that if I were you.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59OK, so if you were me, what would you do with that?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I'd share it with my best friend, over a nice cup of tea?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Would you? A nice cup of tea?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06OK, get some plates, and put the kettle on.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Here's Splat Of The Day.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13And it comes from one of today's true stars, baby James,
0:22:13 > 0:22:14who obviously isn't a baby.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Thank you, Splat Of The Day! Splat of The day!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yes, Kook's aim was as precise as his prediction,
0:22:19 > 0:22:21but give the Attacker some credit too.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Baby James, you are the daddy!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Here's your tea.- Thanks.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Here's your pie. Wasn't that hungry after all.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Back to Seb and Jocelynne. Here's their journey to the crown.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Jocelynne struggled in the moat, but, as Dom knows to his cost,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35she was a true leader, and never gave up.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Then after a few spills and thrills, both Seb
0:22:37 > 0:22:39and his mum triumphed in Round Two.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41They had a trickier time in the final, but mum and son
0:22:41 > 0:22:45stuck through it all together, and are now the new rulers of Splatalot.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Our first act as rulers of Splatalot is to throw
0:22:49 > 0:22:50one of you into the moat.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54We wish we could throw all of you, but today we will throw you, Faetal!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57It couldn't happen to a nicer person. In your two faces, Faetal!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Faetal's going to get it! Faetal's going to get it!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh, hi, Faetal. How's things?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Just peachy, thanks for asking.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Really great working with you today!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Thanks, Dick, you too.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Faetal's going to get it! Faetal's going to...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15What was that one for?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18For being two-faced. Here's the Splatapult ceremony!
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Three, two, one.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh, look a cow!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24And there we have it the last splat of the show.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25So until next time...
0:23:25 > 0:23:26BOTH: Keep splatting!
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