Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot...

0:00:03 > 0:00:06..a magical kingdom where ten brave young warriors go head-to-head

0:00:06 > 0:00:09with those despicable defenders, as they compete to capture

0:00:09 > 0:00:12the much-treasured Splatalot crown.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Girls rule, boys drool!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Can the defenders keep the castle safe,

0:00:16 > 0:00:18or will they be overthrown by the attackers?

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Their goal is to overcome all obstacles in their way,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23and ultimately crown a new ruler.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25So, who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28and who will go...splat?!!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- I'm Dick. He's Dom... - And this...this is Splatalot.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- No, no, no - it's not!- Pardon me?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's a Splatalot special edition.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's the boys versus the girls - Splatdown!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Boys versus the girls? I mean, that's brilliant, but...

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Boys versus girls - is that fair? - Hang on, hang on.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47We're not going down that route. In this kingdom,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49everyone gets a right good splatting,

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- it doesn't matter who or what you are.- Ha!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Actually, what I meant is, it's not really fair on the defenders...- Oh.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57..because it's going to be carnage out there!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59How will they defend the Merciless Moat?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I can see at least six attackers getting through,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04and if they're lucky, they might stop a couple more in round two,

0:01:04 > 0:01:06but that would still leave four in the final,

0:01:06 > 0:01:08where one attacker is bound to take hold of that crown!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I didn't know you cared so much about the defenders!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Well, I mean, they've got feelings, too, haven't they?- By feelings,

0:01:15 > 0:01:18do you mean anger, rage and hating all the attackers?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Precisely! Here's round one in more detail.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23We start with the Baffling Barrels and Piercing Pellets...

0:01:23 > 0:01:24If you're neither baffled nor pierced,

0:01:24 > 0:01:27you then face the Slippery Slope and Rolling Mace.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30The Impossible Incline and Beastly Battle-Axes follow.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32If you haven't been in the moat yet, then well done, you!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36The Bridge of Disaster often produces disastrous results.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38And the Wavering Warhead will force most attackers

0:01:38 > 0:01:40to waver, before crossing the finish line.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42That is the moat's challenge!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Now, in our Boys v Girls Splatdown,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47the three fastest girls and the three fastest boys

0:01:47 > 0:01:49will progress to round two.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52But that progress will be hindered by the defenders,

0:01:52 > 0:01:54who dislike girls and boys in equal measure.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I have to say, that is very fair-minded of them!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59In round one, the defenders line up as follows...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's our fair-weathered fiend Vane.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Our medieval mischief-maker Madeva.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07And our feather-brained baddie, Kookaburra!

0:02:08 > 0:02:12# Defence...

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Defence... #

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Meal!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16So, Vane is on slime duty,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Madeva has the Splatzuka and Kook is in charge of the Aquiliser.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Here's Asvini...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I was attacked by a Rooster!

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Slip, diddly-daddy!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27I wonder if that can be described, by any chance,

0:02:27 > 0:02:28as a "fowl start"?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Only if you weren't trying to be funny!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Get your splat on, girls!

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Here's Asvini at the Slippery Slope.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37My grandma throws better than you!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ooh, fighting talk! Surely, Madeva will respond...?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41This isn't working!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, that wasn't the response we were expecting!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Crack-a-nang!- Now, I'm ready!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Thanks, Madeva, but the Rolling Mace did fine without you!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Asvini steadies herself on the incline.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Jaffa-jazz!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, who needs defenders when you've got a course like this?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00And, unlike a rooster, Asvini flies into the moat -

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- how will she respond to that? - Girls rule, boys drool!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06That's just not true! I only drool when I'm napping,

0:03:06 > 0:03:09when I'm making a sandwich...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh, that wasn't a power drool from Vane, was it?!

0:03:11 > 0:03:15I think it was! The drool hits Asvini, and she loses her footing.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Here she is on the bridge.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Get outta here! Get out!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20And she does!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I will never give up!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Asvini, say, "Ah...!"

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Agh! And Asvini gets a mouthful of the Aquiliser!

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Better than Vane's drool.- But she gets up, grabs the warhead, and...

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Oh, floppy one.- I think she prefers the moat to dry land!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Fantastic!- 10:35 for Asvini - so she's in the lead.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Only because she was first to go!

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Toss me that crown!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41OK, Owen - heads I win, tails you splat.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ooh, tortellini over too far!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46The only thing being tossed at the moment is Owen into the moat!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48"Oh-an" look here - he's lost a shoe into the bargain!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51I bring the pain - and the mayo...

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Mayo? Don't get it.- Well, you'll just have to "ketchup".

0:03:54 > 0:03:57What I DO get is that Owen has made it to the Wavering Warhead.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Just this obstacle to go.- It's not over yet - here comes the water...

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- And there goes Owen!- Les Splattisons!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07And Owen finishes in 6:10. Look up, Owen!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Lovely!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I have zero self-confidence!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Confidently said, Katherine! - Here she goes...

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- And...boink!- Well, that wouldn't help ANYONE's confidence.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Bam, girl!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Let's see that again.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21And again.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22And again.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- And...- Stop it! Here's Katherine at the bridge...

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- BRIDGE CREAKS Great job!- What do I do now?!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Dude, that's not an exercise!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Katherine's not going anywhere soon,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34so let's leave her and Vane for a moment,

0:04:34 > 0:04:37and introduce the second boy attacker of the day, Ben!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38I am so awesome

0:04:38 > 0:04:40that my awesomeness is awesome.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42This had better be awesome, then!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Well, if a mild slip, trip and dip into the moat is awesome,

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- then that was awesome. - You're going down!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'm going down? Do you know who I am?!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- She's such a diva!- There you go!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Lobster-lover! - Sorry, Ben, you're going down!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58And there's Ben's awesomeness for all to see -

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- truly awesome! - Now, how's Katherine doing?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Do you spot, or...? - I am woman, hear me splat!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- I like you!- Ooh, Bobby Vache-Box!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08See? That's what happens when you don't use a spotter!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10But Katherine's conquered her lack of confidence

0:05:10 > 0:05:13with a time of 7:58. Ooh, and a great gooing there.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Awesome Ben now doing battle with the Beastly Battle-Axes.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You're going down!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21So, it all goes wrong here, which leads to this, that

0:05:21 > 0:05:23and finally...the other.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Defence!- Ben's made it over the bridge,

0:05:26 > 0:05:28but Kook is really showering him with that Aquiliser.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Dick - how do you see this playing out, quite literally?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, quite literally, he swings forwards,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36bounces back, swings forwards, bounces back, swings forwards

0:05:36 > 0:05:38and slides into the chawa-mabbles.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Thank you! And after all that, Ben finishes in 8:41.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Here's our next boy attacker, Tyson.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Cue another awesome battle cry...

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Bananas!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Er, sorry, we have no bananas today, Tyson - just slime from Vane.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Good balance so far on the axes...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh, but floppy-wompy!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Now, that WAS awesome!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Oh, look, we DO have bananas. - Yes, and not for the first time,

0:05:58 > 0:06:01a banana has led to someone's downfall.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03How true! But Tyson finishes in 5:09.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04That's what you get!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07So, that's three boys and two girls so far

0:06:07 > 0:06:08in our Boys v Girls Splatdown.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Remember, on today's show, the three fastest boys

0:06:11 > 0:06:14and the three fastest girls will be going through to round two.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18So far, Tyson's the fastest boy, with 5:09.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21And Katherine's top girl, with 7:58.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24But that could all change in the second half,

0:06:24 > 0:06:27when our remaining attackers take to the course.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30And this time, we'll have three girls and two boys

0:06:30 > 0:06:32who are more than ready to do splattle.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Splattle? I like it!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39So, at the half-way stage, let's see how our Boys v Girls Splatdown

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- is shaping up. - The battle cries tell us a lot.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45For example, here's Ben's.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'm so "or-some" - even my "or-someness is "or-some"!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50And here's Katherine's.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I...I have zero self-confidence!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56So, obviously, it follows that Katherine was much faster than Ben

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- round the course!- Ah, but that doesn't really matter,

0:06:59 > 0:07:00because at this stage,

0:07:00 > 0:07:04the girls are actually competing against each other - not the boys.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07You see, the three fastest girls go through

0:07:07 > 0:07:09regardless of what times the boys post.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11And likewise for the boys.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12So, in this round, it's like

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- there's a boys' tournament and a girls' tournament?- Mmm, exactly.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17as our leader board will not demonstrate.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21There we are! Tyson is leading the boys' competition

0:07:21 > 0:07:23and Katherine's leading the girls.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27And leading the defence, we still have Vane, Madeva and Kookaburra.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Here's Ayda! - I am better than everyone!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Sorry! Not sorry!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Well, Ayda's not lacking in confidence, is she?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Onto the barrels - and off them!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39That was good - I haven't even started!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Onto the mace and... Oh, we've got a screamer!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Crumple-burger! AYDA SCREAMS

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Now, here's the thing - was it the Rolling Mace

0:07:45 > 0:07:48or the sheer volume of her scream that forced her into the moat?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51As long as it ended up in a crumple-burger, I don't mind!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Agh!- Not more screams!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- You're a really good singer! - I am!- Let's hear a C...

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Uh-oh...

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- RISING NOTES: - # Ayda, Ayda

0:08:00 > 0:08:02# Ayda...!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- TUNELESSLY:- I'm very good at singing.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- No, you're not.- Thanks, Madeva, I preferred the screaming.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Ayda, we're only half an hour in, anything you want to say?

0:08:13 > 0:08:18- I love life!- I think she wants to meet my wife.- Really?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- I think so too, Kook. - That's fantastic!

0:08:20 > 0:08:24And Mrs Kookaburra finishes in a time of 10:33.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25SHE SCREAMS Screams of joy or horror?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Please make her stop.

0:08:27 > 0:08:32- Oh, yeah, Splatalot, yeah. - Straight into the action for Daniel.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- That's what I'm talking about. - Oh, no, Splatalot, no.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Welcome to the game, Daniel. - Onto the battle-axes.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Here comes the Vane Pain.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Nanky-fak!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Oh, yes, the pain from Vane is mainly in his aim.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Accurate splatting from Vane, tremendous splashing from Daniel.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53But despite all that, Daniel finishes in 4:10, the fastest so far.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Whooo!

0:08:55 > 0:08:56- Hello!- Smile.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Ooh, quack-pupples!- What a welcome from Madeva

0:08:59 > 0:09:01and it looks like Nina's found a new friend.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04There it is, her very own slimeball.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ooh, hee-bubba-lepsy!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Nina, who's the boss?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Nina and her new slimy pal there heading down the Incline.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Madeva's the boss.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Nina's the boss!- Well, this exchange between Madeva

0:09:15 > 0:09:17and Nina is getting exhausting.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19So exhausting that Nina has had to call it a day.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Nerds rule!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Yes, Jayson, but will you rule the Rolling Maze?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Whacka-pwack-attack!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Does he rule from this angle, this angle or this angle?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31No, he doesn't rule from any angle.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Birdbath, Sam. Birdbath!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- That's a nice refresher.- Like some more?- Say no, Jayson.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41And Jayson's refusal to chat pays off, he crosses the finishing line.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Show me how you'd breakdance. Ooh!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Because we can, let's help that breakdancing out.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Looking good, Jayson. - But his time of 6:40 isn't.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Watch out boys, I'm THAT girl!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- And that girl is Breanne. - Twazzle-wong! That girl goes splat.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59You've got to show the boys what you're made of.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02So, does Breanne mean business? She's on the Maze and, yes,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04she shows the boys that she can splat with the best of them.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07But it's a splat too far for Breanne.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10She's perfectly fine but just can't finish the course today.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Sorry, girls.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14So, Katherine, Ayda and Asvini are through for the girls

0:10:14 > 0:10:17and Daniel, Tyson and Owen represent the boys.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Those teams will now battle it out in our very messy second round,

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Ditch The Dungeon.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Boy or girl, one thing's for sure,

0:10:24 > 0:10:28we'll soon find out who's the daddy in this mother of all splat-fests.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33So, three boys and three girls made it through Round One

0:10:33 > 0:10:35but in Round Two, it all changes.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Four places in the final are on offer but this time it doesn't

0:10:38 > 0:10:40matter who you are, it's everyone for themselves.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Anyone can be in that final.- Anyone? - Anyone.- What, like Justin Bieber?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Well, if he competed, yes.- Rihanna?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yes, if she was one of the six fastest

0:10:48 > 0:10:51round the Moat Challenge, but... Look, that's not the point.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- One Direction.- No!- What have you got against One Direction?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You just let Justin and Rihanna through.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I haven't let ANYONE through!

0:10:57 > 0:11:01You've changed your tune, you said anyone could be in the final.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04You know, sometimes talking to him

0:11:04 > 0:11:06is like herding cats through a waterfall,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09cos cats don't like water. Right?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Here's who's through to Round Two.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Our three girls are Asvini, Katherine and Ayda

0:11:14 > 0:11:18and our boys are Tyson, Daniel and Owen.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21So what stands between them and the final?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24It's the round I like to call "Walter".

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Yep, but the rest of us call it Ditch The Dungeon.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31So Walter begins with the attackers making their way over

0:11:31 > 0:11:34the Slippery Splat Walk which leads to the Loathsome Ladder.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36They must head to the top fending off the defenders who

0:11:36 > 0:11:38have all manner of grimy weapons.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Once at the top of the dungeon,

0:11:39 > 0:11:41the goal is to claim one of four flags,

0:11:41 > 0:11:43each representing a place in the final.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- When you put it like that, it sounds almost impossible.- It almost is.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Why, then, do we make it even harder by involving the defenders?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Well, we all love a baddie, don't we? I mean, look at you.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Defending the dungeon,

0:11:56 > 0:11:59we have the feisty and f-f-fearsome Faetal...

0:11:59 > 0:12:02the slightly soiled and ever-so-scary Skabb...

0:12:02 > 0:12:04and the theatrical and thunderous Thorne.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06You're all winners.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Except for two of you.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10So the attackers are in the Stock Market.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12We have Asvini in purple and pink.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Katherine in yellow, Ayda in blue and orange, Daniel in green,

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Owen in red and Tyson in green and yellow.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18HE ROARS

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Don't forget Skabb with his yell, Thorne with his slime stick

0:12:21 > 0:12:22and Faetal with her foam cannon.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25HORN SOUNDS And they're off!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Once out of the stocks, they head to the gate and Tyson is flying.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Oh, but not for long. The rest have caught him up.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34That's what happens when you're a keen mustard.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Skabb's keen to splat, and so is Thorne.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- He splats Kath and Ayda. - What's Dan up to?

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Unlucky, Greeny. Here, try catch this one.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Well, it never pays to make the defenders angry.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48But Danny does well and blocks the goo grenade.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- You kneel before Thorne.- Oh, dear. Thorne thinks he is King Splatalot.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yes, but it looks like Danny thinks he's a defender.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Your aim!- I liked you.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Tyson's doing well. - Hang on, how did that get there?

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Did you draw that?- I didn't. Daniel's down too.- Pick a colour.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04How about green?

0:13:04 > 0:13:09And true to his word, Skabb takes out our green guy, Danny.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12But then Danny takes out Tyson and Ayda.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Yes, it's a three-for-one special at Splatalot.- Hi, Katherine.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Sorry, Faetal, you'll have to try a lot harder than that.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Katherine's certainly not going to fall... Oh, yes, she has fallen.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26- Crackling-punk!- What a fantastic splat is that?- Bye, Katherine.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Owen now making progress.- Hi. Good, how are you?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Uh-oh, she's being nice again.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Don't listen, Owen! - She didn't say nice for long.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Faetal prods with a stick and...sniffy-trombonio!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40What a prod! Faetal takes out four attackers.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Forget boys v girls, it's defenders v attackers

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- and the defenders are on top. - A splat strike.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50The attackers keep on climbing back up, though. Here comes Katherine.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Ooh, there goes Katherine and that creates a splat-alanche,

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- taking pretty much everyone out with it.- All apart from Tyson.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Tyson gives us a little twirl and that saves him.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- #- I'm simply the best.- #

0:14:02 > 0:14:07- You missed, so you're not very good. - Hey, mind your manners.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Uh-oh.- What?- Thorne's bringing out the Purple Plague!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Oh, no! Not the Purple Plague!

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Look at the attackers! They all head for the moat to avoid the plague.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Not quite all, Ayda's still standing,

0:14:18 > 0:14:21she must be immune and that's really thrown Faetal.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Get her, Skabb!

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Ayda's defying the defenders here.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Can she get past the remains of the plague?- There's not much left.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30The last few balls are being scooped out.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33I'm not a fan of showers but I realise when people stink.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36And Skabb washes away the plague and the attackers.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Can anyone get past these defenders today?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Maybe Tyson can, but Skabb's seen him.- Hey!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Agh!

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- THORNE:- You think you've got what it takes to king?- Yes.- No, you don't.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- You've got to prove it. - Closing in on Thorne now.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Ding-dong-dang-awhack!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Down go Owen and Katherine.- But Tyson's still there.- Not for long.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Ta-ta, Tyson. Chooty-chom-wom!

0:14:58 > 0:15:03- So near, so splat.- What can Owen do? - He can do pretty well, that's what.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05But Skabb slimeballs him off his feet.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07He's still there, though, and so is Katherine

0:15:07 > 0:15:11but down she goes again for a mouthful of jabba-plop-wop.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14And Owen's escaped the dungeon, takes a flag and he's in the final.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Who's going to join him? It looks like it could be Tyson and Daniel.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20They're at the top now. Daniel is, Tyson takes a trip

0:15:20 > 0:15:23but doesn't hold him for long. Nice flag-waving.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- All the boys are through. Which girls will make it?- Katherine might.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30She's at the top and she'll join the boys in the final.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Surely that must have helped her self-confidence? Wave it, girl.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Time for the Slide Of Shame.- Ayda, show me one more time your rage.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38- SHE SCREAMS - There goes Ayda.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42I think it's almost worth losing, just so you can do that.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Here's Asvini shamelessly avoiding her last slide.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Still plenty more enjoyment to come for our four triumphant finalists.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51All three boys - Owen, Daniel and Tyson - have made it through.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55But keeping the girls' hopes alive is the courageous Katherine.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59The crown could still go either way in our boys v girls Splatdown.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01What if the defenders stop them?

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Then it would be the boys v girls v defenders Splatdown.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Too late, we've done the graphics now.- Ah.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Will it be a brave boy or a gritty girl who overcomes the obstacles

0:16:11 > 0:16:12and seizes the crown of Splatalot?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Defenders need not apply.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22- Time for a Splat stat attack. Put the hat on.- Oh, yes.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23- Ready?- Ready.- Good.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Splat stats for the boys.- Not much to choose between Tyson and Owen.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Tyson has finished second and third,

0:16:29 > 0:16:33whereas Owen has come third and first. However, Daniel is the man

0:16:33 > 0:16:36on form, he came first in the Moat Challenge and second in the Dungeon.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40And now the Splat stats for our remaining girl, Katherine.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Katherine was the fastest girl in Round One

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- but she only finished fourth in Round Two.- Thank you, stop.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Take your hat off.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51So, from that we can predict that Daniel is the favourite,

0:16:51 > 0:16:52- Katherine...- Isn't?

0:16:52 > 0:16:56I was going to say she has it all to do but is still in with a chance.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Here's our line-up for the final once more.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02We have Katherine, Owen, Tyson and Daniel.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06It might look like Katherine has an uphill battle to beat three boys

0:17:06 > 0:17:09but they've all got a pretty tricky course ahead of them.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11And here it is in more detail.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13It starts with a trip across the Dire Mire

0:17:13 > 0:17:14and Barrier Of All Barriers.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Then it's a teeter-totter over the Terrifying Ts which lead

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- to the Scary-go-round.- Once on, the attackers have to get up

0:17:20 > 0:17:23and over the Annihilating Arm before landing on the Gruesome Twosome.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25If they get past the Clobbering Cannons

0:17:25 > 0:17:27they head down the Royal Ramps and leap onto the Rock Wall.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Then it's a question of climbing to the top

0:17:29 > 0:17:32and claiming that all-important Splatalot crown.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35It's also just a question of dealing with this lot.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37In the final, the attackers will be up against all six defenders

0:17:37 > 0:17:40who will defend this castle with their last splat.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43We have Kookaburra, Skabb, Vane, Thorne,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Faetal and Madeva who are trying to stop

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Katherine in yellow,

0:17:46 > 0:17:50Daniel in green, Owen in red and Tyson in yellow and green stripes.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52They're off, so the first challenge is the Dire Mire.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Looking thick and stodgy today. - Oi!- The Mire, not you!- Oh, I see.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Tyson is the first to the Barrier. But he struggles to get over.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Now, Owen makes his move and yes, he's managed it. Who's next?

0:18:04 > 0:18:09- Will it be Katherine? No. - Owen at the Arch.- Hey, Owen.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12He nods and gets a faceful of slime. What a greeting(!)

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Hot favourite Dan is over the barrier.- Get your splat on!

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Owen on the Ts, he's doing well.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22Dodges the Water Blast and...yes, he makes it over.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24But...dimble-dock!

0:18:24 > 0:18:29- Come on!- Tyson timbers on the Ts and Katherine crumbles.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Yes, these Ts are not everyone's cup of, er...tea.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Owen on the Scary-go-round.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Go on, Owen, show them what you're working with.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40The defenders are getting mouthy.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Hey, Madeva!- That's right.- I'll get him down, don't worry.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46I don't know what's worse, the splatting or the chatting.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Ooh, beg your pardon! - Owen goes for splat over chat

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- and takes a trip to the grilk. - Here's Tyson.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Wait a minute... Banana-wanga! Poor Tyson. It could've been worse,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57what if his battlecry had been "doggy doo-dah"?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- You're right.- So close, yet so far.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Back to the Scary-go-round.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Owen just can't get round the Annihilating Arm.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07How about Daniel? While he hangs around, let's check on Katherine.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Steady, steady. - SHE SCREAMS

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Katherine screams on the Ts.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Which just adds to the collection. - SHE SCREAMS

0:19:14 > 0:19:17What a scream-fest we've had today.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Back to Tyson at the Annihilating Arm.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23He hangs on but...oh, no, here comes Owen.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- This could get splatty. - And trickle-box!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Back to Katherine still on the Ts.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I do like a soft-shoe shuffle

0:19:30 > 0:19:32but this is not the time for tap-dancing, Katherine.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Back to the Scary-go-round

0:19:34 > 0:19:36and Owen appears to be trapped on the Annihilating Arm.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Here comes Tyson ready for a rematch. What's he going to do?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh, chim-nooka!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Something tells me that's not what he had in mind.- Look at this.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48After a spell on the Ts, Katherine has made it over.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Tyson now, first to make a leap for the Gruesome Twosome.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Live from the Castle, it's Splaturday Night!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56You say it best when you say nothing at all, Thorne.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00Owen tries and...splat. So he and Tyson are both in the Moat.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Katherine's making a comeback.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04All she needs to do is get past that Annihilating Arm.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Remember, the boys are in the water so this could be her chance.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12But look, she's still holding on! She's not letting go!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Something has got to give!

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Oh, beedle-eedle-boink-boink!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Well, it looked like Katherine was hanging in there

0:20:18 > 0:20:21but now she's got to go back and start from the Scary-go-round.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Ooh, yummy, yummy! - Owen now at the Clobbering Cannons.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27They certainly live up to their name.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29As does the Annihilating Arm, which is still causing

0:20:29 > 0:20:31plenty of concern for Katherine.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Owen, however, has made it to the Royal Ramp.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- The defenders really need to step up. - Owen leaps for victory and...

0:20:37 > 0:20:38hoota-malootah!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Now, Katherine has made it over the arm

0:20:41 > 0:20:43but she still needs to land back on the Scary-go-round.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Hang on, all this hanging around reminds me of Round One.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48She did something similar on the Bridge Of Disaster.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Which is fine but she's still behind the boys.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52Speaking of which, here's Tyson

0:20:52 > 0:20:54throwing slimeballs at the defenders.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57That just allows Daniel to catch up. They're both on the Ramps.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Katherine is still glued on the Annihilating Arm.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01She's not really glued to it?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I wouldn't put anything past the defenders.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Tyson leaps and...ooh, shad-sack!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- No-one's made it yet.- Whoa!

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Kookaburra there turning up the water pressure.- Not another one!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14No, Skabb, it's another two. Be-bobble-whap-whaps!

0:21:14 > 0:21:18- It's a double splat from Daniel and Owen.- But the attackers keep coming.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Tyson and Daniel are ready to take on the Wall again.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Faetal and Madeva need to get defending here.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Tyson leaps and falls once more.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29But Daniel's right behind him, can he make it this time?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32He steadies himself and leaps and he's made it onto the Wall.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36The defenders are trying to loosen his grip with all sorts of slime

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- but Daniel's having none of it. - He's nearly at the top now.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Just a couple more steps. Clever use of the Splatalot logo there.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- And he's over!- The crown is now literally in his sights

0:21:44 > 0:21:47and we have a winner! All hail, King Daniel!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49You can let go now, Katherine.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Tyson and Owen did well but there can be only one.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55So in the first boys v girls Splatdown,

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- the boys have emerged victorious. - Well played to the girls, too.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Katherine hung in there - quite literally at times.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04But all the boys put in strong performances

0:22:04 > 0:22:08and eventually our red hot favourite, Daniel, seized the crown.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Let's see who seized the Splat Of The Day.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16And it comes from Asvini in the Moat Challenge when she slipped,

0:22:16 > 0:22:21splatted and splooshed her way off the Impossible Incline.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24But now, it's time to turn our attention

0:22:24 > 0:22:25back to the new ruler of Splatalot.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28A ruler who's earned his place through three epic tests of...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Splatty.- ..speed...- Splatty.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- ..strength...- And splatty. - ..stamina.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35King Daniel finished first in the Moat Challenge despite some

0:22:35 > 0:22:36spectacular splatting.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39He struggled a bit more on the Loathsome Ladder in Round Two

0:22:39 > 0:22:41but still managed to capture a flag.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44And then in the final, it became a battle royale between the boys

0:22:44 > 0:22:47and after a few trips to the Moat, Dan The Man made it

0:22:47 > 0:22:52to the top and he stands before us today as the new King of Splatalot.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55My first act as King of Splatalot is to have one of you

0:22:55 > 0:22:57thrown into the Moat.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01I wish I could do it to all of you but today it will be you, Skabb.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- THORNE:- You rock!- Bad news for Skabb.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07But great news for splat fans everywhere.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Here he is in the Splat-apult. Take it away, Skabb.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13You'll pay for this!

0:23:13 > 0:23:15You'll pay for this!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17You'll pay for this!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Skabb, I'd gladly paid three times over to see you get

0:23:20 > 0:23:21splatted in the Moat.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23That's all for now so until next time...

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- BOTH:- keep splatting!

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