0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Welcome to... - BOTH:- Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05The magical and mysterious kingdom
0:00:05 > 0:00:07that invites ten brave young warriors to go head to head
0:00:07 > 0:00:10with those despicable defenders, as they compete to capture
0:00:10 > 0:00:13the greatest treasure in the land - the Splatalot crown!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15This one's for my nerd herd!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers
0:00:18 > 0:00:20or will our young warriors overcome every hurdle
0:00:20 > 0:00:24and ultimately find a true champion to rule this messy kingdom?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter? And who will go...
0:00:27 > 0:00:28- BOTH:- Splat?!
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Hello, I'm Dick. He's Dom.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34And this is Splatalot - the messiest kingdom in the land.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Yes, much messier than that kingdom next door - Tidyupalot.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Get off! There's a good reason for all this mess,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43which comes from the three challenges we've set,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- to find a new ruler. - And those three challenges are...
0:00:45 > 0:00:48The Moat Challenge - ten attackers will enter,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50but only the six fastest will survive.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Ditch The Dungeon, which will reduce that number down to four.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And Capture The Crown - the final round,
0:00:55 > 0:00:59where one attacker will succeed in claiming the Splatalot crown.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Those challenges are tough. - Well, if you think about it,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04only one of the ten attackers will conquer them all.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Here's the first round again, in more detail.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10The attackers begin by being flung into the moat by the splatapult.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Then it's up the slippery slope and across the rolling mace,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15but on guard is the splaken!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17If they survive that, they head down the impossible incline.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Then, after avoiding the water blast,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21they have to tackle the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25The bridge of disaster then follows, and finally, the wavering warhead
0:01:25 > 0:01:27stands between them and the finish line.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30That course puts the "icky" in tricky.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Well, if that's the case, then this lot put the "iffy" in difficult.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Yes, it's time to meet the "iffy" defenders.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Although perhaps "whiffy" might be a better description.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Defending the moat today, we have Kookaburra.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Eh?! Trying to sneak up behind me? Yes, you are.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46He'll be joined by Madeva, and making up the trio is...
0:01:46 > 0:01:47- Hi, I'm... - SHE COUGHS
0:01:47 > 0:01:49A fighting fit Faetal.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I'm going to be the thorn in your...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54One flap and you're on your back.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Kook having some fun at Thorne's expense there.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'm sure the attackers will also be on the receiving end very soon.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02The defenders are in position and looking focused.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Apart from Kook, of course! - Hi, Mum!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I brake for fabulous!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Here's air cadet, Neil. Nice takeoff.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Great landing. Landing successful.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Neil, are you an air cadet?- Yep.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Because you did really well just then.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Thank you, Kookaburra, you are fabulous!- How lovely!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23He's hit, he's going down. Mayday! Mayday! Splat.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25What a shame. They were having such a nice conversation,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28and then Neil had to ruin it by splatting into the moat.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Watch out for that!- Neil avoids the splaken. On the incline now.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Pug squeezer!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Child, do you skate, too?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I can see what Madeva's getting at, but without skates,
0:02:39 > 0:02:40it's more of a slide.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- How about if I add a pair...- Nice, but I can cope without the cape.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Look, Neil, watch me now.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Well, he's got Madeva in one ear and a water blast in the other,
0:02:49 > 0:02:50but he's over the axes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Can Faetal stop him?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Neil, do you think Faetal is fabulous?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Neil ponders the question, then jumps in the dish-fud!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- There's your answer, Faetal! - Just the warhead to go.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Fly, Neil!- And Neil does, indeed, make a flying start,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05with a 3:39. Do we like that?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06- Yes!- Yes!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Fabulous!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Yellow bananas!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Here's attacker number two, Shantae.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Nimble nom-nom!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Well, no polite conversation from Kookaburra this time.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Just a plain old splat on the hat.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Bonjour! Je m'appelle Madeva!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Madeva tries some French, and Shantae gets drenched!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Splat pour vous - merci beaucoup!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Thankfully, the French lesson is over,
0:03:32 > 0:03:36and Shantae completes the course in a respectable 7:37.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39If you can fly, you can dance!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Here's Ellie.- Do the fly dance!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Is that it? That's the fly dance?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Yeah, I can fly. Unlike you. - But Kookaburra's a bird!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- I'm currently defending. - Fair enough.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And Ellie's currently splatting. Wolly womper!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I hear you want to open a beauty salon, girl.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Maybe I should give you a haircut!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- A haircut? No!- Look out, Ellie!
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- BOTH:- Splaken!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04The splaken strikes!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Yes, unfortunately for Ellie, she fell into the trap of chatting back
0:04:07 > 0:04:10to the defenders, and took her eye off the ball.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Do you do mani-pedi? - A splatty-mani-pedi?
0:04:13 > 0:04:18This time Ellie stays focused and makes it over the finish line.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Well, sort of, made it. - Hang on in there, Ellie.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22It's going to be a long day!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Well, she claws her way to the top and, yes, she's finished.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26- Woo!- You're there!- Ha!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Good effort, Ellie, but I don't think that time will cut it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Here's Hannah.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33This one's for my nerd herd!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Hannah has a herd of nerds?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37That's what I heard. Dog flap!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I'm pretty sure that a group of nerds isn't called a herd.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44It's a gaggle, or a...gougorn.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- You'd better fly back to your mummy. - Hannah puts Kook in his place,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50but then finds a place for herself in the moat.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Top heavy Tom!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Hey, girl, do you have some kind a nerd sign?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oh! Pork sizzle!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Once again, the defenders cleverly distract the attackers,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04and this time, the water blast is Hannah's undoing.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06But she's right back up and over the first axe.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Not so good on the second and she's back in the moat!
0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Hannah finishes in 8:29. Will that be good enough today?- Here's Kevin.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Ai-yi-yi-yi! - He's in to fashion. Over to Kook.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20All right, here he comes now, up the catwalk!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Don't you mean "splatwalk"?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Here he is, Kevin, wearing the Splatalot fall collection.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27It seems quite fashionable today to fall off the mace,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29and Kevin doesn't disappoint.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Stylish and splatty. Fabulous!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Hey, Kevin, what you think? You like my outfit, Kevin?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Maybe a little. - Oh, I kinda like you, Kevin!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Looks like Madeva's fallen into her own trap here -
0:05:41 > 0:05:44she's too busy chatting to defend the axes!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh, rusty bracket!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Don't worry, Kevin. Splatting is all the rage this season!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's certainly all the rage round this moat challenge.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54The attackers are really struggling today to keep out of the moat!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56You make that sound like a bad thing.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Kevin finishes with a time of 6:21.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02New trend this season, Kevin - slime! Ha-ha!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Thanks, Faetal. I don't think the attackers
0:06:04 > 0:06:06need fashion tips from the defenders.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08But they could have done with some tips on speeding up,
0:06:08 > 0:06:12because that was a slow first half, as our leaderboard will now show.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- So, those times are pretty beatable. - I'm not so sure.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I think the course is proving very tricky indeed.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25The next five attackers aren't going to have it all their own way.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30At the end of the Moat Challenge,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33the six fastest attackers will go through to the next round.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Let's say this mug of tea represents Round Two.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39And these five sugar cubes are the five attackers
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- who are about to take on the moat. - Ah, how sweet.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Even if all five of them finish in super-fast times and qualify,
0:06:46 > 0:06:50that still leaves one place to fill.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54That belongs to whoever is currently in the lead at the halfway stage.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57And that attacker is...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Really! And that attacker is...
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Neil!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Kevin, Shantae, Hannah and Ellie
0:07:01 > 0:07:04just have to hope their times are good enough.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05The defenders are back in position.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08So, it's time to welcome our sixth attacker, Braden.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Outwork! Outplay! Yeah!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Out of the splatapult and into the moat. Honky-ponky-donkey!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Braden, I'd like to have a girl's night with you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20You can come over and start BRADEN my hair!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Oh, dear. That was bad, even for Kookaburra!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Come on, Braden, I thought you was going to teach us somethin'.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Braden, over here. Look, Braden. Look, Braden!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- BOTH:- Splaken!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Well, the defenders
0:07:32 > 0:07:35and the splaken continue what they started in the first half.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Braden tried so hard to ignore Kook that he completely lost sight
0:07:39 > 0:07:42of the giant wrecking ball, losing a shoe in the process.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- Here he is at the wavering warhead. - Go, Braden!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48He swings, but that surface is slippery
0:07:48 > 0:07:50and down he slides into the sploosh.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54And the slow times just keep coming. I said this course was tricky today.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57You've got one life, just live it!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Here's junior lifeguard, Kayla,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01carefully observing the mighty splaken.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05I'm all for lifeguards, except how do you guard your own life?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oooh! That was a bit too close for comfort, Kayla!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12But if the splaken doesn't get you, the incline probably will.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- At the battle-axes now. - On your feet, child!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, dear. Oh, she's doing the boogie board thing.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- She's swimming out.- Don't think she is, Kook. Pinky master!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23See you later, alligator!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27It's another slow time, but for now, good enough to qualify.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Here's our next attacker, Sarah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33- Victory, here I come! - That's a pretty positive attitude.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Wow! How about it? I can see it now. "Victory?"
0:08:36 > 0:08:38That's with a question mark. That should have been it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40No - victory, here I come!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43That's it, Sarah, you stick to your... Oh, defender bender!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- BOTH:- Splaken!
0:08:45 > 0:08:51- Ohhh!- Oh, no! Mediocre performance, here I come.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53How about you get your hair done better?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Owwww! She said something about my weave!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I'm going to get you, girl! I was going to let you go!
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Well, I would say from her tone that Madeva wasn't totally happy
0:09:04 > 0:09:06with Sarah's comments about her hair.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Looks like the axes sided with Madeva on that one, too!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Faetal's corner, here you come.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Sarah attempts the bridge, but it's a slip, a slide and a splat.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Amazingly, 11:06 could be good enough to qualify.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Look up, there's the victory. Oh, you found it!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Another slow time.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I think the attackers need new tactics to beat this course.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25OK, how about this?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Travis begins his round with a superb 4:28.- What?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30He then leaps from the finish line, onto the warhead,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32and heads for the bridge of disaster.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Did Madeva just catch a splatball?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Travis leaps from the moat and Faetal sucks up the excess water.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- He's now backing onto the axes. - I'm confused.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Up the impossible incline now.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Kook unsplats Travis, who once again leaps majestically out of the moat.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- My head hurts. - He's down the slippery slope.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50One final leap into the splatapult
0:09:50 > 0:09:53and he lands perfectly, to deliver his battle cry.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- I start at the finish! - Ah, now it all makes sense.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58What do you do at the finish? Do you start again?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Doesn't make sense to Kook!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Mi-bella-saw??? - What does that mean?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I don't know, but it's a great splatword. "Mi-bella-saw"!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Can you freestyle rap? - I can, but not now.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Too busy crossing the mace, probably.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Yo, my name is Quinton, I look like a goat,
0:10:12 > 0:10:16I fell off the mace roll, right into the moat.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Please make him stop. Goat and moat? We haven't got any goats.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Yes, we have. - GOAT BLEATS
0:10:20 > 0:10:21You silly billy!
0:10:21 > 0:10:22HE MIMICS SCRATCHING RECORD
0:10:22 > 0:10:26When I eat breakfast, I eat a croissant,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28you fall in the moat and you're my little poisson!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Poisson?- French for "fish".
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I suppose there's more chance of finding fish in the moat
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- than a goat!- The most likely thing in the moat right now is Quinton,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38but he won't mind, cos 5:51 is good enough.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43My name's Faetal, I do my job When I defend the crown, I can...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45SHE COUGHS Thank you, MC Coughalot.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Making it through the Moat Challenge, we have...
0:10:50 > 0:10:51They can rest for a moment,
0:10:51 > 0:10:54but soon they'll be facing a different challenge entirely.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56In Round One, they were on their own against the clock,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59but in Ditch The Dungeon, they'll be slipping, sliding
0:10:59 > 0:11:00and struggling with each other!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03They'll also be up against some pretty steep challenges,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05and three fresh defenders!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09So, what about those times in Round One?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11That must be the slowest Moat Challenge ever.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14As you said earlier, it's not necessarily the attackers' fault.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16That course can be tricky, at the best of times.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Maybe it was more slippery underfoot today,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21or maybe the defenders were more focussed.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Focused? We're talking about Kookaburra, Madeva and Faetal here.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I've seen goldfish that could concentrate for longer.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29In the next round, though, times are irrelevant.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32There is no time limit - the round simply continues
0:11:32 > 0:11:36until four of the six attackers have made it over the finish line.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37And here are those six attackers
0:11:37 > 0:11:39who will be attempting to ditch the dungeon.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Here's what they're up against.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48They start beneath the castle walls,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50where they must escape from the stock market.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Once across the slippery splatwalk,
0:11:51 > 0:11:54they can start climbing the loathsome ladder.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Those that make it to the top can claim one of four flags -
0:11:56 > 0:11:58the ticket to the final.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00But the defenders will be slowing them down at all times
0:12:00 > 0:12:02with a host of slimy, grimy weaponry.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05So, six will enter, but only four will leave.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Round Two always signals a changing of the guard.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09So, bring on the new defenders!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12First it's time to say hi to...
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Skabb!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Then we have the ridiculously named...
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Vane!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19And finally, the blue-eyed brute Kook likes to impersonate - Thorne.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I'll be the thorn in your eye.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Dude, that sounds painful.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Yeah, safety first.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Skabb and safety? That's new!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29The attackers are as follows - Hannah in green and yellow,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Travis in stripes, Shantae in yellow, Quinton in red,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Kevin in green, and Neil in orange.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Vane's starting with the froth broth-er,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39and both Thorne and Skabb have opted for the goo grenades.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40And they're off.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43The attackers rush to the gate, and they're swiftly through.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I'll start off with a gentle dosing in mayonnaise.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Neil takes an early lead, but shiskibob!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Thorne sends him into the wet suitcase.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Kevin's next in line, but the defenders are ready for him.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Skabb releases a goo grenade, but he misses.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57I'd like to take this opportunity
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- and nominate myself as Splatalot sheriff!- What?!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Skabb, if you're the sheriff
0:13:03 > 0:13:06then I nominate myself as your new deputy.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Nomination taken.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10OK, now how about some defending!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I aim to splat and serve, to slime and protect.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15He'll want a horse next!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19OK, I nominate myself as Splatalot handsome.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Splatalot handsome! Vane?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Well, he's doing a handsome job of turning Neil into a snowman.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Don't worry, it'll all come off in the wash. There you go.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Thorne slimes. - Tastes good, don't it?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- I don't think Quinton would agree. - These are a bit broken today. Ahh!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Battered sausage! Skabb splats Neil.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Thank you for that!- You're welcome!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Skabb was just complaining about the goo grenades,
0:13:40 > 0:13:43but I'm sure that direct splat will put a smile back on his face.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Back to Thorne.- It's the rain of Thorne for you, Hannah!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49She holds on, but either side of her,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Shantae and then Quinton head back down.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Neil makes a move now,
0:13:53 > 0:13:55and strides with great purpose back up the ladder.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Vane's spotted the danger, though, and splats him.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Oh! Neil then takes out Hannah, Travis and Kevin!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Did everyone see that? - Yes, Vane, we all saw it.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05But don't take too much of the credit.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Neil did all the hard work, splatting the other attackers,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10before sliding into the sploosh himself.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I think Vane secretly wants a deputy badge from Skabb.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Is it time for the lemons? Darrgh! - Budgie budget!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Quinton gets juiced by Skabb and ends up in the lemonade,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20along with Neil and, eventually, Travis!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Awesome, dude!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Extra goo for you.- Kevin doesn't like the sound of that!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I was going to throw this, but I didn't need to.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31He fell on his own!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Thorne switches to slime, and Neil takes a tumble,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, and once again, Travis suffers too.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I'm sorry, did I put the rumbly in your tumbly?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41That looks like a "yes" from Quinton.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I will now call the purple plague! Aaargh!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Here it comes!- Three of the attackers lose their grip
0:14:48 > 0:14:50just at the very mention of the plague.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Neil hung on for a while, but now he's down, too.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55And not too far behind comes Quinton.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- That leaves Travis at the top. - No, he's also a plague victim.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59He collides with Shantae,
0:14:59 > 0:15:01and eventually ends up back in the bilge.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02So, the plague took out everyone.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Three early casualties, then Neil, Quinton and Travis
0:15:06 > 0:15:08eventually succumbed.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10"Start at the finish" was Travis's battle cry.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Well, rather fittingly, he does.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Say hello to my little friend!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Just the sight of Skabb's little friend sends the attackers
0:15:17 > 0:15:18slipping and sliding!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21He shoots, he splats and he scores!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24So, scare tactics from Skabb lead to an impressive collision
0:15:24 > 0:15:25between Travis and Quinton.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28The attackers are really struggling at the moment.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29They need to get back into the game.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32This looks more promising. Neil is really going for it.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oh, he stumbles, but holds on.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Five attackers are now in a line! Surely this time!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Skabb cruelly fends off Neil and Shantae.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41She bumps into Kevin and the two of them are down.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43But the others are still at the top.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Not for long. Skabb sends them all back down the ladder.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- You shall not pass!- Easy, Skabb!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Thorne, you messed up my hair, dude!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Don't worry, it'll wash the mayo off!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Vane needs to concentrate!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Hey, where do you think you're going?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Shantae's at the top. Oh, and once again,
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Skabb sends her back down, along with Travis and Hannah.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Skabb couldn't stop them all,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07and Kevin is the first to claim a flag.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Neil slides down again, but Quinton holds on
0:16:09 > 0:16:12and becomes our second attacker to make it through to the final.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14So, two flags claimed and two remain.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Shantae shrugs off Vane, she slips, but doesn't slide,
0:16:17 > 0:16:20and so she becomes our third finalist.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Quinton welcomes her to the finalist club.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24One more member required.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26And it looks like it's going to be Neil.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29He's up and over the finish line, so that's it - Round Two is complete!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31First down the slide of shame is Hannah,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34and it seems only right that Travis should start his at the finish.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Sheriff Skabb shows that underneath it all, he's actually a gentleman!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Well done, yes!
0:16:38 > 0:16:42And well done to our four brave young finalists.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44So, heading boldly into the Splatalot final are...
0:16:47 > 0:16:50What a great round that was - thrills, spills and splats.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Plus, we've got a new sheriff, although I don't think Skabb
0:16:53 > 0:16:56is necessarily the best law enforcer in town.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Don't worry, the only rule in Splatalot is - there are no rules!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Time now for my colleague to provide you
0:17:04 > 0:17:06with the statistical state of play.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08He will dazzle you with his knowledge of the facts,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11but just as importantly, he will look stupid doing it.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Here you go. Put it on.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Shantae has finished fifth and third so far in the tournament.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Quinton has a third and second to his name.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20And Kevin and Neil have fourths and firsts.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22That means Quinton, Kevin, and Neil
0:17:22 > 0:17:24can't be separated by the splat stat hat.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26So, we have three favourites.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29That should make the final very interesting, indeed.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Here's a reminder of the attackers
0:17:31 > 0:17:33who still have their eyes on the prize.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Those are the finalists. Now here's the final round.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42And what a round it is!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44The attackers start by taking a trip to the dire mire,
0:17:44 > 0:17:46where they will find the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50They then head through the gate, where the terrifying tees await.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Once over, they must leap onto the scary-go-round,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55climb over the annihilating arm and land on the gruesome twosome.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57The clobbering cannons are next and then it's a leap onto
0:17:57 > 0:18:00the royal ramps, followed by a climb up the slippery rock wall,
0:18:00 > 0:18:05where the much-coveted Splatalot crown awaits its new ruler.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08But, remember, in the final, all six defenders will be on duty,
0:18:08 > 0:18:10so it's no walk in the park for the attackers.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12They look pretty confident.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Neil looks fabulous in orange, Kevin's fashionable in green,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Shantae's gone for banana yellow, and Quinton's RAPPED up in red.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Vane and Kook form the welcoming committee,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23and Thorne, Skabb, Madeva and Faetal are in position,
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- so let's get started. - First stop, the dire mire.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Wow! Neil's dived right in! That's a first!- Interesting tactic.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- But he struggles with the barrier. - Shantae has a go, but no.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Guys, lift each other up. - Good plan, Shantae.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36The attackers decide to work together on this one.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Why is there no-one here yet?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Patience, Kook! - Neil is over and helping Kevin.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44He slides slowly, unlike Shantae, who's shoved by Quinton!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- The boys decide that's enough teamwork for one day.- Guys, help!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Shantae gets Kevin's attention, but Neil is long gone.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52That won't win him any friends.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Maybe that's what it takes to become King.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Well, they're all over now.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Vane fires, but single-minded Neil shrugs it off
0:18:58 > 0:19:00and takes to the tees.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Oh, Neil, you're not doing very well, champ!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Turkey trumpet! Double turkey trumpet!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Yes! Yes, frog-man!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10That's a great run from Kevin, who's cleared the tees.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Shantae's a little slower and a little splattier. Blithering pig!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Well, she was at full stretch, nearly doing the splits.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19In this case, the banana splits.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And the banana split becomes a banana splat.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Kevin leaps... and lands onto the scary-go-round.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26He heads for the annihilating arm now.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29There's one of them here! He's strayed from the pack.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Kevin's an easy target for Kook.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Back to Quinton at the tees. He's making slow but steady progress.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Stand up, young man.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39He takes Vane's advice, and he's over!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42More target practice for Kook and it's finally all too much for Kevin.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Here comes Neil.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46You know, for an air cadet, you're terrible.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Bit harsh, Vane! Shouldn't you be defending right now?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Neil just gets on with it and clings to the arm.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Good job, Kook.- What is going on?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Neil throws Kook again, with compliments,
0:19:56 > 0:19:58but he's also thrown himself into the moat!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Quinton joins them at the scary-go-round.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Yo, what's up, Quintie?- Go!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I didn't have to do anything! The guy just quit!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07We'd all prefer it if you did nothing, Vane!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Thorne vaporises Kevin, who leaps for the twosome,
0:20:10 > 0:20:12but lands nowhere near them.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I'm not sure if that was the fashionable thing to do there.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Shantae leaps and lands on the scary-go-round.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Back to Neil.- It's time for you to kneel before me, Neil!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22That's quite clever, coming from Thorne!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Shantae's at the arm, but so too is Quinton.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Uh-oh. Bye, Quinton.- Neil climbing.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28But here's some sliming!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I says to stay where you is!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Mangled English from Madeva, and medieval tactics from Thorne.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- That was beautiful defending. - You're very beautiful yourself.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Why, thank you, Thorne. - Whoa! Don't touch my weapon, Kevin!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Push is really coming to shove out there,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45as yet another attacker is forced into the moat.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48But Neil has slipped past the cannons, much to Madeva's annoyance.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Whoa! Faetal is down!
0:20:50 > 0:20:54But Madeva pushes Neil off the ramps. Surely that's not allowed!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56That was a FAETAL distraction!
0:20:56 > 0:21:00So, Faetal loses her dignity, but then Madeva loses her cool.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01She should be sent off!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03There are no rules in Splatalot, remember.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Here's Shantae. Piddle-poddle!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Quinton's just going round in circles now.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Come on, Quinton, you can still win.- I don't agree.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- What are you doing!- It's hard to get on there. I'm not a good jumper.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- You'd better hurry. - Oh! It's the girl!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- What's Madeva up to? - Oh! What was that? Oh!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24She's given Shantae a free pass! Referee!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26No rules remember. Ring-tony!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Now, Neil's made it onto the royal ramps.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30That provokes a response from the defenders.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32And here comes the aqualizer!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35He steadies himself and leaps. Ben sandwich!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Shantae's on the ramps now, but not too far behind is Kevin.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40This is hotting up!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's not a slide. You have to stand up.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Shantae leaps for the wall, but she's down.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Kevin's turn. And, yes, he's made it!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48No! No!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Skabb's not happy, and Kevin's nearly there.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Neil tries to catch up, though. What's Kook up to?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55He's trying to use the power of his mind!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It's worked on Neil, and on Shantae!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Oh, and she brings Kevin down with her.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03The defenders are ecstatic. The final is wide open again!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Ah!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07The attackers and defenders have it all to do again!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Yes, girl! - Neil is joined by Shantae.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12And Kevin makes three - it's deja vu all over again!
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Quinton!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Faetal gives Quinton some slime of encouragement.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Neil leaps, and this time, he makes his landing!
0:22:18 > 0:22:19But Shantae's right behind him.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Oh, but not for long. She's back in the bilge-watter.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- The defenders are just shouting! - Well, they put Kevin off.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Skabb tries actual defending, but it's too late.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Neil is over the wall!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31All he has to do now is reach for the crown.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34And, yes, it's in his hands and we have a new ruler!
0:22:34 > 0:22:40I'm the King of Splatalot! Yeah! That was for you, Michelle!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Well done, King Neil. A fabulous effort!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- But who's Michelle?- It's a mystery.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48All we do know is that she was his inspiration.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50An unsolved mystery - I like it!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Here's something else you'll like - it's Splat Of The Day.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Actually, as a special bonus, we've got two.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57They both came from the splaken in Round One.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00It's hard to believe, but Ellie didn't see it coming.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02And neither did Braden, who not only did a 360 into the moat,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04but lost a shoe to boot.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Back to Neil and his journey to the crown.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09He won the Moat Challenge, but only just qualified for the final.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13He battled hard, though, and now stands before us as our new King.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18My first act as King of Splatalot is to throw one of you in the moat.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23I wish I could do it to all of you, but today I think it will be...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Madeva.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- And for once, Madeva is speechless. - Which is a relief all round.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Well, it's been another fantastic tournament -
0:23:30 > 0:23:32three rounds of mess and mayhem.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35And we'll have plenty more splatty action for you soon,
0:23:35 > 0:23:37but for now, we'll leave you with the splatapult ceremony.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Take it away, Madeva.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- So, until next time... - BOTH:- ..keep splatting!
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