0:00:00 > 0:00:02It's Splat time!
0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Splatalot, the mysterious and messy kingdom,
0:00:05 > 0:00:07that invites ten brave young warriors to go head-to-head
0:00:07 > 0:00:10with those despicable Defenders, as they compete to capture
0:00:10 > 0:00:14the greatest treasure in the land, the much treasured Splatalot crown!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Let's get this party started, y'all!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Or will our young warriors overcome every hurdle,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24and find a true champion to rule the kingdom?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27So who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28And, who will go...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hello, I'm Dick, which means he must be Dom.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35And this, right here, is Splatalot, the magical,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38mysterious kingdom that's very picky about its rulers.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Yes, it seems that not a day goes by round here,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43when they're not replacing the old king or queen with a new one.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46And in order to find their new monarch, they hold a tournament,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48made up of the following three rounds.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50In the Moat Challenge, ten attackers will enter,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52but only the six fastest will move on to Round Two.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ditch The Dungeon will reduce that number down to four.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And Capture The Crown is the final round,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00where one brave attacker will claim the Splatalot crown.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02So, three top tests await our crown capturing candidates,
0:01:02 > 0:01:06and each one is full of awkward obstacles.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Let's check out the Moat Challenge in more detail.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11The attackers begin their round in the rather scary splatapult,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13which hurls them into the moat.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15They then make their way up the slippery slope,
0:01:15 > 0:01:17and attempt to cross the rolling mace.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20The impossible incline is next, as the name suggests, it's not easy!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Then it's up and over the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26The wobbly bridge of disaster then leads to the debilitating disc,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28which takes the attackers to the finish line.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31But the attackers also have to deal with a few more awkward obstacles.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Yes, I'd say "awkward" sums them up perfectly.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Time to meet the defenders!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Here's all six of them trying to look mean and moody!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41But let's meet the troublesome trio who'll be defending the moat today.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Madeva.- That's one.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- I'm Vane, bro.- That's two.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48This is going to be fun. I promise!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50And Faetal makes three. Now, when she says, fun,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I don't think it's the kind of fun the attackers will appreciate.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Yes, but if it leads to lots of splats, then I'm fine with that.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Down in the moat, the defenders are in position.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Madeva's priming her splatzuka, Faetal's doing the same
0:02:02 > 0:02:05on the castle walls, and Vane is lining up the aqualizer.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Here's Keenan.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10The fun has arrived, thank you very much!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14No, Keenan, thank YOU very much. Trunk-poddle!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17The splats have arrived! Ha-ha-ha.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Keenan, say cheese!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23And now the slime has arrived! Keenan shrugs it off, though.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25He starts slowly and steadily on the mace roll,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28oh, but now he's stuck, and the mace roll shrugs him off!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Sha-boom!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Break dance, Keenan, do a little break dance.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- No, please don't.- Yeah, ooh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:40What was that? Down the incline now, and falafel-wrangler!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Keenan, you're my favourite break-dancing attacker ever!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Well, with a little help from the replay, I think
0:02:45 > 0:02:47we can get him to bust a few moves!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51At the battle-axes now. Good, good, not so good.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Wrong-auntie!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58Stop cheating, bro! I heard you like cheesy jokes.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Want to hear a joke about pizza? - I doubt it!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Nah, it's too cheesy!- Oh.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04He's heard that one before, Vane.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05And we never want to hear it again.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Vane gets back to his proper job, and starts aqualizing Keenan,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10who's on the debilitating disc.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13But not for long, though, Billy-bongos!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17He finishes with 6:42, and treats us to some more of his moves.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Here's Hannah. - Let's get this party started y'all!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- I like the sound of that. - Here she comes!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Now that's quite a party trick!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Hey, Hannah, I heard you like to dance.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28You going to show me a dance, girl?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Woo, child!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33OK, she can dance, but can she splat? Oh, ka-foo-foo!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35There she goes!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Well, we did it for Keenan,
0:03:36 > 0:03:40so here's Hannah with a little splat-dance of her own.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42We're going to get this party started! Ha-ha-ha.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Faetal, Hannah's party started ages ago, and you're late!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47On your feet, Hannah!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50She takes Madeva's advice, then takes a step forward
0:03:50 > 0:03:52and grubby fish tank!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- I'm OK!- Well done, Hannah. That splat was OK too!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- OK? It was splatacular! - Where'd she go?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Keep up, Faetal! Hannah's finished with a high kicking 6:25.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'm a Titan!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Here's Shania.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You can't touch me!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I can't touch you?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Apparently, Shania is scared of clowns, oh, manky-spuds!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15That's how we do it here, you know!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19She moves onto the incline, which in my opinion is also pretty scary.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, she slips and silly-goggles!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Now, here's an artist's impression of what that all
0:04:23 > 0:04:25looks like to Shania.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Yeah, pretty scary!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29At the axes now. Oh, lookout!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Chin-fuzz!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hello, who's there? Can anybody hear me?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I can hear you.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Can you hear this? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Vane opens up with the aqualizer, and Shania's down!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41But she manages to hold on, for now anyway.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, but the bridge is tilting
0:04:43 > 0:04:46and eventually she ends up in the oinky-pate.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Shania finishes in 7:24. Will that be good enough?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I dunno, but I think that's goo'd enough!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Here's Parker.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Will power!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Hi, Parker, I hear you're all for fair play.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00If that's true, then something tells me Parker's come to the wrong place.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, dental-corrector!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Too bad I'm only for fair splats! Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Parker's made a fair amount of progress though.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09He's now at the debilitating disc.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Here comes the shower, dude, I know you need it. You're stinky!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Come on, Vane, play fair!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Nothing stinks about Parker's technique though.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18That's a very smooth way to finish the round.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21And that's the fastest time today. Fair play to you, Parker!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Sorry about the goo though. Here's Alvan.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Give me liberty, or give me splat.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27OK, let's consider Alvan's offer.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Do we give the lad liberty, or do we give him splats?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Well, I've just checked, and we're right out of liberty,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35but we do have a mountain of splats to get through.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Splats it is then!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- OK, let's kick off with a mace roll splat.- Me-daddy!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Then, a Faetal splat!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Double me-daddy!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Quickly followed by an impossible incline splat.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Triple me-daddy!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49No liberty here, Alvan. Sorry.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Now, can he turn things around on the battle-axes?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54A splat-free crossing would be perfect.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58He's onto the first axe. He steps forward, and rung-sausage!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Well, the splats keep coming for poor Alvan.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02His right foot misses the second axe completely,
0:06:02 > 0:06:03and the moat soon beckons.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Alvan's fine, but that's a splat too far for him,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07and he decides to call it a day.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Yes, bad luck to Alvan, who splatted brilliantly.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13And just in case you're wondering, that course is tricky,
0:06:13 > 0:06:16but every obstacle is extremely soft and spongy.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Yes, hard, and spiky on the outside,
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- and soft and gentle on the inside, a bit like him.- Hm?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Nothing! Here's the leaderboard.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Parker's in first place with 5:19, followed by Hannah, Keenan,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30and Shania, plus Alvan, who did not finish.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32So, five attackers have attempted the course,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34and we've got five more to come.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Remember, only the six fastest will survive!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39So our next attackers will have one eye on the clock,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42and the other on the splats coming their way!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47In fact, the only attacker who can relax right now,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49is our current leader.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Don't tell me, you're going to explain why, using all these coats.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Exactly. Take your jacket off and start putting them on.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57OK, Dom represents the next round,
0:06:57 > 0:07:01and these coats represent the attackers with the fastest times.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Let's say the next five attackers to compete
0:07:04 > 0:07:05are all fast enough to qualify.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- How are you doing?- It's OK, it's just getting harder to move.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Nearly there.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Right, so Dom is just about wearing the five coats,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14representing the fastest five attackers.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16But remember, six attackers go through,
0:07:16 > 0:07:20so whoever is currently leading will also definitely qualify.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21And that person is...
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Parker! "Parka"! Do you like that one, eh?- Brilliant.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29All of that, just so you can do a silly coat joke?!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31No, that was a very important demonstration,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34that just happened to make you look stupid!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Can we go to the leaderboard, please?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37See, there's Parker, in first place
0:07:37 > 0:07:39and safely through to the next round.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Can I take these coats off now?!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43The defenders are back in position and priming their slime,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- so let's meet our next attacker, Jor-El.- For Krypton!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Isn't he Superman's dad?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Is it a bird, is it a plane? It's a splat!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ha-ha!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55And the Superman taunting has already begun!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Here he is on the mace roll.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, the water blast unsettles him, and he's off his feet.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02He's still hanging on, though,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04but I think the mace roll has other plans for him.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Yes, for a moment it looked like he might recover,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09but he got caught on a spike, and then he just had to roll with it.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11So not a super start for our superhero,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13but there's still time to put that right.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15At the incline now.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Whoops. Shrimp lips!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And, in keeping with so many of the attackers in the Moat Challenge
0:08:20 > 0:08:21so far, here's Jor-El with some
0:08:21 > 0:08:23body popping and some body splatting.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Vane pumps up the aqualizer,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27just to make things a little trickier for Jor-El.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29He starts steadily, pulls on the rope, and...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Yes, it's another super splat!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Not a super time, though. That's the slowest so far today.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Here's Kelsey!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Ooh, child, show them muscles! Yes, sir!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Kelsey starts to muscle her way over the rolling mace.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Futon-pusher!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50The other way, girl. Just over.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Onto the axes now.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ooh! Uh-huh!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55I knew you could handle it!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Well, the water blast is one thing, but handling the axes is another.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oooh! Trout-McGwiffen!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Oh, dear, Kelsey's not handling this at all well.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06In fact she's all fingers and thumbs and toes at the moment.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Now, has that splat cost her too much time?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Not at all. 5.45 is more than good enough.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12You goo, girl!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Here's Talia, and she's going down - straight down into the moat.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Yellow hot dog!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20She is so cute.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You are so cute!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh, whoopsy! Not quite so cute now, eh, Talia?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Well, she's certainly living up to her battle-cry.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Talia, you like to sing?- Yeah.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oh, good can you say
0:09:31 > 0:09:32# Splatterday! #
0:09:32 > 0:09:33# Splatterday! #
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh, yes! She got soul!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Did you hear that?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40The incline's having quite a splatterday of its own!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43So close, yet so far.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Talia at the axes.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Cranky-butler!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Double cranky-butler!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49We've seen this before - a full-on splat leads to the
0:09:49 > 0:09:52full-on splits, and Talia is going down once again.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55And with that time, Talia is down and sadly out.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57But we can't say goodbye without some goodbye goo.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Here's Aimee.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Well Aimee, the first thing that's happening is this.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Yester-dangle!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Aimee, there's not much happening in the moat,
0:10:08 > 0:10:10if that's what you're looking for.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Aimee at the impossible incline now and, honky-boo-boo!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Aimee, what's happening?- Not much.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Not much, you're telling me!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Well, there's a lot of splatting going on.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Aimee, like so many others today, comes a cropper on the incline.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25But her splat is one of the more stylish,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27with a backflip to finish it off.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Onto the battle-axes. She steps on the first.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32But slips on the second and sink plunger!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Well, we've had some top splatting from Aimee, but at a price,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37because she's not through to Round Two.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Great idea, James, I hear it's very nice this time of year.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44He needs to get round the moat first.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46What's this? He tries to splat Faetal,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48but the water blast comes to her defence!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You know what they say, James,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52"When in Splatagascar..."
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- "..splat."- And, "When in Splatalot, splat some more."
0:10:56 > 0:10:58James comes off second best in this little exchange,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01and time in the moat is not time well spent.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03This is probably really annoying for you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Does he mean the shower, or his voice?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07James on the disc, and wusalap!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09No matter, he's through.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Take me with you!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I want to go to Splatagascar.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14James will be staying in Splatalot for a while longer.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16He's our fastest attacker today.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Joining him in Ditch The Dungeon
0:11:18 > 0:11:20will be Parker, Kelsey,
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Hannah, Keenan, and Shania.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Well, the tournament's really hotting up now.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25In our quest to find a new ruler,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28we've cut the number of attackers from ten to six.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30And there's still more chopping to come!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yes, it's a stone-cold fact that two of our remaining
0:11:32 > 0:11:35attackers won't be Ditching The Dungeon!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38In other words at the end of Round Two,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40we will be left with our four finalists.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43So far they've been tested individually for raw speed around
0:11:43 > 0:11:47the moat, but Ditch the Dungeon is a different challenge entirely.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49For the first time, the attackers will be competing in the same
0:11:49 > 0:11:53space together, and that can lead to some spectacular splatting.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Here's a reminder of the six attackers who've made it this far.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57They are...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Time to find out what they're up against.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Here's Ditch The Dungeon in more detail.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09The challenge begins beneath the castle walls.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11The attackers must escape from the stock market,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13cross the splatwalk, then climb the loathsome ladder.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15At the top, there are just four flags.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17If they can claim one, then they're in the final.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18If they can't, they're out.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Plus, they'll have all sorts of slimy, grimy weaponry
0:12:21 > 0:12:23to deal with at all times.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26At this point in the tournament, we also bring on three new defenders,
0:12:26 > 0:12:27just to keep things interesting.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So let's see who's defending the dungeon today.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Skabb!
0:12:32 > 0:12:33He's beastly.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34I am Thorne!
0:12:34 > 0:12:35He's moody.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Kookaburra!
0:12:36 > 0:12:37And he's just plain silly.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Enh?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Ah!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I hate magic.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46BOTH: Oh! Ah!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Well, I'm sure the attackers would love to make him disappear too!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Down in the stock market, we have James in green,
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Kelsey in pink,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Hannah in stripes, Parker in blue,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Shania in orange and blue, and Keenan in orange.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Skabb's on the froth broth-er, Thorne's on the splatter batter
0:13:00 > 0:13:02and Kook's got a basket of goo grenades.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03KLAXON
0:13:03 > 0:13:05And they're...not off? What's going on?
0:13:05 > 0:13:06KLAXON
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I guess they didn't hear the klaxon.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10But it's all fine now, and they're through the gate.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13They're not exactly rushing though! What are they up to?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Well, it's a tactic I haven't seen before!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- I need some foam! - Skabb's broth-er isn't frothing.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Oh, the attackers are finding it slippy already!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24There we go!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26The frothing begins and Hannah's the first into the sploosh.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Really good job, everyone.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Kook's takes the casual approach.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh! Ow!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33And Keenan takes offence, then takes a little trip down the ladder.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36James now heads to the front of the pack,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38but that doesn't last long and he's soon right at the back.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Nice splatwalk slide though.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Parker sees if sprinting is the answer.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Very nice.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45But Kook dismisses him with a goo grenade.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Oh, and he takes Keenan down with him.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Yes, a 'two for one special' for Kook there.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Thorne steps up a gear.- Fantastic.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- And Skabb keeps piling on the foam. - Much to James' annoyance.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Oh, it's cold!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Well, don't go in, then! - Here's Kelsey.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Don't put your hand up, it's not going to do much.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02He's right. In fact, none of the attackers can do much at the moment.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Parker goes for another sprint. - But Skabb's seen him
0:14:04 > 0:14:06and sends him slipping and sliding
0:14:06 > 0:14:09all the way back down the splatwalk and into the brew.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12James tries the same approach, but he too is splatted,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15and is just moments away from another cold bath!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Kelsey's also getting nowhere,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19unless, of course, she was aiming for the splatwalk.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Now, it's Keenan's turn for a slippy slide.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22What's up!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Polyester pipe!- Kook asked "What's up?", and the answer is not Kelsey.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Hey, guys, don't mention this to the attackers,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31but I think it's time for the balls of doom.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- The balls of doom? - Don't say anything.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Thorne, don't tell them it's time for the balls of doom.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38No, I won't tell them it's time for the balls of doom.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40We don't want to let them know.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Oh, no!
0:14:41 > 0:14:42It's the...
0:14:42 > 0:14:43BOTH: Ball of doom!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Well, I never saw that coming! - James is the only survivor.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- I told you they were going to do that.- I knew it.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Well, the attackers may have known it was coming,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53but that didn't mean they could do anything about it.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Yes, the ball of doom is pretty unstoppable when it's on a roll.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Thorne tries to dislodge James with his slime stick
0:14:59 > 0:15:01and he slips, just before Kook's slimeball can get him.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Shania!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh, Shania's down.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05See, that's all you have to do.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- I talk to them and they fall themselves.- Ah!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Oooh, let me try... Keenan! Wow, it really works!- Honestly!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Skabb, I don't want you to let anyone know this,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17but I think we may have another ball of doom on our hands.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Not another one!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20- Thorne?- Skabb, shhh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23All right, don't tell them it's the ball of doom. OK.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Here it is. It's the ball of doom!
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Aaaargghh!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Again, another total surprise!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30The doom ball goes about its business,
0:15:30 > 0:15:33but look who's survived - it's James, and this time Shania too.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37In fact, the ball came straight at them, but they managed to deflect it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39The other attackers weren't so lucky though.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41James is under an all-out slime attack now,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43thanks in no small measure to Thorne.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Skabb splats Parker, but it's Shania at the back who goes down.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Kelsey's down too and she's also bound for the gil-fest.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Now, Hannah and Parker slip and they trip Keenan.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53At the moment,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55there are more attackers in the water than on dry land!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Thorne keeps the water theme going, as he hoses down James.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00And Kook seems to be stepping up a gear too.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Hold onto this.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05James loses grip and takes a long and loathsome trip down the ladder.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I slayed the mighty James.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08I don't think so, Kook.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11See, he's already making his way back up.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Oh, I'm so tired.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14James is once again grappling with Kook,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16and manages to steal his weapon!
0:16:16 > 0:16:17But it comes at a price,
0:16:17 > 0:16:20because the other attackers are now free to cross the finish line.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Hannah's the first to benefit, followed by Keenan.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24They are heading into the final.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Two flags have been claimed and two remain.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Shania stumbles at the top, but she's through.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31And Parker scrambles over just ahead of Kelsey!
0:16:31 > 0:16:32So that's it, Round Two is complete!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34They have every right to celebrate,
0:16:34 > 0:16:36but you've got to feel sorry for James,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38who really cleared the way for the others.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Kelsey now, with her slide of shame,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41and she leaves the tournament in style!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44But our flag wavers aren't going anywhere. These four brave attackers
0:16:44 > 0:16:46are now one step closer to claiming the crown.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Here's confirmation of our finalists.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53That was an excellent round, and proof, if you need it,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56that the outcome is never certain in this tournament.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Yes, James defied the ball of doom twice,
0:16:58 > 0:17:00and was always troubling the defenders,
0:17:00 > 0:17:01but at the crucial moment, he slipped
0:17:01 > 0:17:03and allowed the other attackers through.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05It can be such a cruel game.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08And there are bound to be a few twists and turns still to come,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11as we've saved the toughest, and splattiest challenge till last.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Time now for a splat stat...attack!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Aarg! Right, here you go.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21So far, Shania has finished sixth and third,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Keenan has managed a fifth and second,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Parker has a second and fourth place to his name,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29and Hannah has come fourth and first, making her today's favourite.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34Lovely. Well done, Hannah. Here's a reminder of our four finalists.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35We have...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41And this is what they're up against!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Our Capture The Crown round is full of obstacles.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46The attackers start with a trip to the dire mire
0:17:46 > 0:17:47to find the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50They then head through the gate, where the terrifying tees await.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Once over, they must leap onto the scary-go-round,
0:17:53 > 0:17:54which is guarded today by the splaken!
0:17:54 > 0:17:58The attackers must avoid that whilst climbing over the annihilating arm
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- and landing on the gruesome twosome. - The clobbering cannons are next,
0:18:01 > 0:18:02followed by the royal ramps.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04And once they've climbed up the slippery rock wall,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06they'll find what they're looking for -
0:18:06 > 0:18:08the magical and majestic Splatalot crown.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Standing in the attackers' way will be all the dastardly defenders.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13They won't give in without a splat
0:18:13 > 0:18:15and look ready to take on our brave young warriors.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16And here they are.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19We have Hannah in stripes, Shania in orange and blue,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Keenan in orange and Parker in blue.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22The defenders are ready.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Vane and Faetal form the welcoming committee,
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Thorne has the vicious vaporisers,
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Madeva and Skabb are on cannon duty, and Kook has the aqualizer.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31KLAXON
0:18:31 > 0:18:33And they're...not off again!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Didn't anyone tell them it was a race?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37They're off now, and head for the dire mire.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39As always, the mire slows everyone down.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41That's mud!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- That's right, Keenan. - And that's the barrier.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Keenan clears it comfortably, followed by Parker,
0:18:45 > 0:18:48leaving Hannah and Shania to fend for themselves.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Hannah leaps and makes it, although she's completely covered in mud.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Shania's there too.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Oh, boy!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Keenan's arrived at the tees.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Vane fires, but misses.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Woah! Ha-ha. Is that all you got? Bring it on!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well, taunting the defenders doesn't usually pay.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh! He survives the water blast
0:19:03 > 0:19:06and uses the final tee for a perfect landing!
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Hannah's turn.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Run, little zebra!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Steady. Rama-ding-ding!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Keenan heads for the scary-go-round.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Oh, boy!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15"Oh, boy," indeed. He jumps...
0:19:15 > 0:19:16and lands successfully.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18He shrugs off another water blast
0:19:18 > 0:19:20and makes it to the annihilating arm.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22OK, let's head back to the tees.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Parker makes his way across,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26but he slips and splats.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Keenan's over the arm, but can he get back onto the scary-go-round?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31That's a no.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Back to Shania on the tees.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Oh, but now she's off the tees!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Parker leaps and now he's onto the scary-go-round.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Look out for the splaken.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Hannah avoids it, but ends up in the moat.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Parker, you can't park in there, Parker.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Well, he's not stationary for long and he's over the arm.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Here's Shania. She leaps and she lands.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Thorne tests his vaporiser.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52BOTH: Splaken!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Well, it took a while, but it was worth the wait!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yes, it's our first splaken splat of the day!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Poor young Parker was looking down at the twosome,
0:19:59 > 0:20:01so never saw the giant ball creeping up on him!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm good.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- No, Parker, you're awesome! - Here's Hannah, heading for the arm.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08She grabs hold of it, but the defenders have spotted her,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10and she soon becomes a sitting target.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Parker leaps for the twosome, but doesn't make the landing.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Hannah's still hanging on. And she's over.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Yeah, buddy, woah!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Thorne tries to put her off, as she leaps for the twosome
0:20:20 > 0:20:22and just like Parker, she misses her landing.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Shania reaches the arm, oh, and approaches it sideways!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I can't see this ending terribly well.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29She fumbles for a foothold,
0:20:29 > 0:20:32and eventually the scary-go-round takes her down into the moat.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Here's some syrup for you!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Thorne tries to distract Keenan, and it's worked!
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Oh, it's Hannah!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40She's the first to confront the cannons.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Now, run! Whoa!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Now run! OK, go.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Gravity limpet!- And the lesson is, never trust Skabb.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Parker's turn.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Now, you must run!- Ha-ha, yeah!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Double gravity limpet! - Parker, we did warn you.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55BOTH: Splat! Cannon time!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57THEY SING
0:20:57 > 0:20:58BOTH: Cannon time!
0:20:58 > 0:20:59How lovely(!)
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Go, go, go!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Steady, Keenan. Oof!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Oh, yeah!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Now, check this out for a final.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07There's something happening everywhere!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Keenan's currently in the lead. He heads for the royal ramps,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11but gets a right royal splatting instead!
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Here's Parker.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Parker, Parker, oh! That was like two for one!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Skabb greets Shania with a bucket of slime.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19It's a Barbarian thing.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Oh, that's a sneaky zebra!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Hannah's on the ramps!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh! Oh, no, she didn't.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Oh, yes, she did, Madeva!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29And she'll do some more if you don't wake up!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, don't make me do it!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Hannah stretches for the wall. - That's practically the splits!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36No immediate challengers, so she's in with a good chance...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Oh, no, she's down!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Parker's now on the ramps.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41You're my favourite.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Deary me, Faetal. What a time to lose your slime!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Hannah's back on the ramps, but Parker's about to leap.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47No, he slips and splats.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Faetal's goo grenade might have got him too.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Here's our tournament favourite with another huge stretch.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Oh, there she goes again!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Parker doesn't care who's favourite. He's still in the race!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58But Hannah's now climbing the wall!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Don't let the zebra get it!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Parker now with his second attempt at the wall.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03No, he just can't hold on!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Hannah's nearly at the top,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06but she's covered in slime and looks exhausted!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Parker's back again and Shania's closing in too.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Some for you!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Parker leaps and this time, he makes it!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Hannah needs to react now! - They're both neck and neck.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Hannah's trying really hard, but I think Parker's got more energy left.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20The defenders have turned into spectators.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Hardly surprising - this is one of the best finals ever!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26And Parker is over. He takes the crown, and wins the final!
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Whoa!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Bad luck, Keenan, well played, Shania, and hats off to you, Hannah.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33But it's Parker who rules!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Well done, King Parker. It all seemed like a lost cause for him,
0:22:36 > 0:22:39when Hannah was nearly at the top, but he just refused to give up
0:22:39 > 0:22:41and thoroughly deserved the crown.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Although you do have to feel sorry for Hannah.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- She was justifiably the favourite, but just ran out of juice.- Yeah.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Now, let's see who's won Splat Of The Day.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54I don't believe it - Parker's won that too, with his splaken splat!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56In fact, it was the only thing the splaken did all day,
0:22:56 > 0:22:57but it was worth it!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Now, here's Parker's journey to the crown.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02He came second in Round One and only just qualified in Round Two.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04But he saved the best till last,
0:23:04 > 0:23:06with one the most remarkable comebacks we've ever seen!
0:23:06 > 0:23:11My first official act as King of Splatalot
0:23:11 > 0:23:14is to have one of you thrown into the moat.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18I wish it could be all of you, but today, I've chosen Vane!
0:23:18 > 0:23:19THEY LAUGH
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Oh, that's harsh. He was only a little annoying today.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Well, maybe that was the problem.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26If he'd been properly annoying then maybe he wouldn't have been chosen.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28That makes no sense whatsoever.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30So that's it for another superbly splatty tournament.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32We'll have more mess and mayhem for you soon,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35but for now, we'll leave you with the Splatapult Ceremony.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Take it away, Vane.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39So, until next time...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41BOTH: Keep splatting!
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