0:00:02 > 0:00:03It's Splat time!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Welcome to Splatalot - the magical, messy kingdom where ten brave
0:00:06 > 0:00:10young warriors go head-to-head with those despicably devious Defenders,
0:00:10 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much treasured Splatalot Crown!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Bring me beef!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Can the Defenders keep the castle safe from the Attackers,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20or will our young warriors overcome every obstacle,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and find a true champion to rule the kingdom!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25So who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26And, who will go...
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Splat!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Hello, I'm Dick, he's Dom.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33And this is Splatalot, the show that can best be
0:00:33 > 0:00:37described as a deep crust meat feast pizza with jalapeno peppers.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38No, it's much hotter than that
0:00:38 > 0:00:41it's like a prawn Vindaloo with extra chillies and ginger.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Can I get pilau rice with that, and some poppadoms?- No!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47This is the biggest, boldest, splattiest game show on earth,
0:00:47 > 0:00:48not an Indian restaurant.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51However we do have a wonderful set menu, comprising three
0:00:51 > 0:00:53mouth-watering courses.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Courses. Hah. Lovely!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58For starters, all ten Attackers race around the moat.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01The next course is lighter, containing just the six fastest,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03but it's just as tasty. And for dessert,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06four finalists compete for the Splatalot crown itself!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Sounds superb. For the first course what ingredients do you use?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Only the splattiest!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13We start with a ripe and fresh splatapult,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16then add a hint of slippery slope, with just a dash of rolling mace.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19We also mix one whole incline, with two finely sliced battle axes,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22and add a seasoned bridge of disaster for flavour.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Finally we sprinkle the zest of a debilitating disc for decoration,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and serve cold with lightly peppered Attackers.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- Does it come with chips?- No.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30You see all of this is a bit too fancy for me.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- I prefer junk food. - Right, I've got just the thing.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35The Defenders!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Not that palatable, plus they do leave a nasty aftertaste.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Guarding the moat today we have the crusty, half-baked barbarian, Skabb.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- The sweet and sour...- Madeva!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44And finally, it's the sugar coated...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Kookaburra! - Hard to digest at the best of times.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Welcome to Splatalot!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50So, the course has been prepared,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52and the Defenders are ready and raring to go.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Ready to go to bed! Here's Lachlan!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56I look like a zebra!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58No, you look like a flying zebra.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Lachlan's a competitive cheerleader, so he's used to somersaulting.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Pull!- But now he needs to get used to Skabb,
0:02:03 > 0:02:07who starts proceedings with a near impossible mid-air double splat.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Yes!- He's happy, and Madeva applauds his barbaric skills.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Hey, Lachlan, are you by any chance related to any Scottish people?
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Scottish people? Yeah!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- SCOTTISH ACCENT:- Ach! My name's Lachlan, crossing the slippery moat.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh dear, I've tripped. Oh no, I fell in the moat.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23To take your mind off that awful Scottish impression,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26here's Lachlan cheerleading his way into the moat.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28That's it, Lachlan, you're doing fabulous!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- I am fabulous. - Show me how fabulous you are.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- It's against the clock! - You've got something in your pocket.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What's Skabb saying?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Nothing important, he's trying to slow Lachlan down. Ripper rapper!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40He noticed Lachlan had become attached to a slimeball.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43How attached will he become to the axes?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Well done, Lachlan. The axes are never easy,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47especially with Madeva shouting nonsense at you.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Hold! Hold on! Hold hold on, I said.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Hold, hold on, hold, hold, hold on, go Loch Ness!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56You're right. I much prefer Kook's nonsense.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh, and that's a great leap from Lachlan.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00An impressive way to complete the course!
0:03:00 > 0:03:024:16's an impressive time too!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Be, be aggressive. With the arms!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Thanks Kook, here's Anushka. - I can't do this!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Apparently Anushka's so clean, she takes three showers per day!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Standby for shower number one.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I think her average might go up today.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Anushka braves the axes, and blanks Madeva.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, wally womper!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Well, she barely had time to dry off from shower number one.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25She safely crossed the first axe, but the second axe was too tasking.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28On the bridge now... munchy toad!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29That's number three!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Well done, Anushka, have a bonus
0:03:30 > 0:03:31shower, although that time
0:03:31 > 0:03:33might leave you high and dry.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35This wetsuit is choking me!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38(Here we are hunting for the wild Sarah.)
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Why's Skabb whispering? Are his clothes choking him too?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Shssshh! - She approaches. Aim, then...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Skabb rules!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Can we stop whispering now! - What is your favourite animal?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Dogs.- Sarah, look, a puppy!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Skabb up to his sneaky tricks again.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54No, there was a little doggy, look!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I thought all the Splatalot patrol puppies were supposed to
0:03:56 > 0:03:58be on leads.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Sarah at the incline, down she goes and, drippy PA!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Oh! It's the rarely seen split splat.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Yes, her right leg didn't know what her left leg was doing,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09and she ended up feet first into the moat.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Oh, and now the water blast produces another...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Splat!- Exactly!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I think my wing's broken, Sarah.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17You're not meant to jump off the edge.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18She was jumping off to help me!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Kook's in a flap, and Sarah could be too,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23as 8:42 might not be fast enough.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25This is going to be awesome! Woo!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Kyle, I hear you like to write.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Er, yeah.- I've written a couple of books myself.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Nice.- The Barbarian's Guide To Making Fire.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35It wasn't a best seller.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I think Skabb's dreary tale, has literally sent Kyle to sleep
0:04:38 > 0:04:40and he's dropped off into the moat!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Kyle at the axes... rusty bracket!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Well, if he was dozing he's wide awake now.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47His left leg got left behind, and from then on he had "splat"
0:04:47 > 0:04:50written all over him. And it's the same old story on the bridge!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52But will there be a happy ending? Yes!
0:04:52 > 0:04:544:47 is the second fastest time so far.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Don't touch my hair! - Or what, Bronwyn?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58- Ahhh!- Or she'll scream!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01And we don't want a screaming cheerleader on our hands.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Why don't you like people touching your hair?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Because I just did it!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07So if I did this, it would be annoying?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Aaahh!- Don't worry, Bronwyn, that slime will wash straight out.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Now if only there was lots of water to...
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Oh, silly me! Yes, but that's moat water. Nothing washes clean in there!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18What you think of Kook's hair, Bronwyn?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I love it!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23If you shampoo and condition every day you can have hair like Gildar.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- He's right. They look so similar. - I miss Gildar.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I miss Gildar like I miss maths homework!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Back to Bronwyn, and she's made it to the finish line.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33That's a great effort, and a great time. The fastest so far!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37And whoever's fastest at the halfway stage is guaranteed
0:05:37 > 0:05:41a place in the next round, so, well done, Bronwyn!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42How do you spell Bronwyn?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Why?- No reason.- You can check it out
0:05:44 > 0:05:46on the leaderboard, which is coming up right now.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Our two cheerleaders Bronwyn and Lachlan are leading the way,
0:05:49 > 0:05:52followed by Kyle, Anushka and Sarah.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55So with five more Attackers to come, it's... What are you doing?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Nothing. You don't need me for this next bit, do you?- What?!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oi! I've got a bad feeling about this.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02But a good feeling about the second half of the moat challenge.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04More top quality splatting guaranteed!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09So, just to confirm, our current leader is Bronwyn.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13B-R, B-R-O, B-R-O-N - Bronwyn!
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Followed by erm...
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Fellow cheerleader, Lachlan.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19L-A, L-A-C, L-A-C-H - Lachlan!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20OK, very good. Now please stop it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23S-T, S-T-O, S-T-O-P - Stop it!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- OK, cheerlead that...- Easy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27S-P, S-P-L, S-P-L-A...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Good. OK, cheerleading practice over, I think.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Let's get back to the game and remind ourselves who's leading.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Bronwyn is safe in the lead, but the other five are going to have
0:06:40 > 0:06:42to wait, to see if their times can be beaten.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44The Defenders are all looking pretty cheerless -
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- just like my killjoy of a colleague! - Oi!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48- Tacos!- Here's Kallie.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50She tries a new tactic, but there's nowhere to run!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Yes, there is! She's running all the way into the moat.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Running in the air, did you see that?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57What do you like in your tacos?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58- Beef!- Beef!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Skabb always chooses the oddest times to have a chat. Onion budgies!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Actually I think it's all a clever ploy to distract the Attackers
0:07:05 > 0:07:06and get them off their guard.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08My sister used to be like that,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- "Skabb where are you? Bring me beef!"- Beef!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13What happens when they run out of beef?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Kallie, that was a bit too smooth.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Oooh! - Even got some sauce for ya.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Kallie's over the battle axes, but loses it on the bridge!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Just when it looked like she was safe, she slips and splats.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Wash that down sweetheart with some water OK? Too much goo!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Kook tries to distract Kallie, but she takes the bridge in her stride.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Onto the debilitating disc, but she's down!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35No distractions there, just a good old splat, plain and simple!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And Kallie completes the course in 4:19.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39I'm invincible!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43OK, Jastinder, let's put that to the test. Linden squasher!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Fantastic!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Justin, come on! - Skabb, his name's Jastin.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- It's a fabulous day. - Jastin's testing Skabb's patience.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52This is "justin-credible" how slow he is.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54And it is all against the clock remember.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I'm scared to hit him because he might... Oh, dear me.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Child, is anyone there? It's like he's invisible.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02This taunting's relentless!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04He's "justin-visible".
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I'll defend like he's done the course in slow motion.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Kook's really not helping... and poor Jastinder still hasn't got
0:08:12 > 0:08:14past the slippery slope.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Just water it down a little bit, "Justin" case it's too slippery.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- It's Jastin!- Please!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22These are obviously just the highlights from Jastin's round.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23I'll let you get up to there.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Yes, we've removed any boring bits, like the beard Kook grew, and the
0:08:27 > 0:08:30seasons that passed, to leave you with nail-biting moments like this.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31That's as good as his round got,
0:08:31 > 0:08:33and Jastin's totally made up time,
0:08:33 > 0:08:34of just over two and a half days,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36is a record that may stand forever.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Let's do it!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hey! No sneaking!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Here's Annupal.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Whoa! Frothy barber!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Well, Annupal bursts onto the scene, and before you know it she's
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- attacked Skabb, and splatted into the moat.- Great start!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51You a wild child!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Onto the axes. Turkey trumpet! Madeva's right.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57It's another wild and wonderful multi-splat from Annupal.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I am the walrus. Kook's not here right now. You may pass.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Off you go.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Just kidding, it's me!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Kook really brightens up the moat, don't you think? Punt squeezer!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Annupal keeps her splat count high, right to the finish.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And 6:20 might just see her through.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I want candy!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Samantha has always wanted to fly, so let's make that dream come true.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19For about 3 seconds.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I heard you like candy! Yes, no?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- I don't take candy from strangers. - Skabb rules!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Samantha is splatted!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Yes, Skabb often loses his temper, but sadly for the Attackers,
0:09:28 > 0:09:30he hardly ever loses his aim.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Samantha takes on the mace, and the mace wins!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Yes, the mace has proved quite tricky today.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Alley-oop girl, I ain't got all day!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Evil bee! What a splat from Samantha!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44It's even better on our Super Slow Motion Sam Splat Cam.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Sammy, give me a step.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Give me a tickety ba-ba, boom-bah-wow-wow.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Which translated means - "Jump in the moat".- Sammy!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55She takes on the debilitating disc, and she wins!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57That's got to be the fiercest thing I ever seen.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Sammy's round had many great moments,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- but sadly that time isn't one of them.- Bazinga!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Here's Sam on the axes. Drizzle whaps!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Yes, he gets well and truly Bazinga'd by the water burst!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Don't mind me, don't mind me.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13More mind games from the Defenders, although let's be honest,
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Skabb's mind is pretty tiny.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Sam's ignoring them so far.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18On your feet, Sam!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Oh, but he slips and trips on the second axe, and down he goes.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Hardly surprising he's covered in slippery slime from head to toe!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Who's your favourite Defender? - You!- Fantastic off you go, mate.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Oh, but Sam slips, and Kook showers him anyway.
0:10:32 > 0:10:38I'm showering you with love, Sam. You are my favourite attacker today.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41In a red wet suit.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44And the moral is - don't believe anything Kook says.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Sam's heading for the finish line, and he makes it!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49For some reason the Attackers have made the disc look easy today.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52And that's a very good time indeed. Sam will be going through.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54And that's it. Round one is complete,
0:10:54 > 0:10:56so let's go to the leaderboard.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59The six fastest Attackers, advancing to round two are -
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Bronwyn, Lachlan, Kallie,
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Kyle, Sam, and Annupal.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Less than 30 seconds separate the top four Attackers,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08so our next round, Ditch The Dungeon, could be very interesting.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10But this time they're not against the clock.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11They're against each other,
0:11:11 > 0:11:14which makes things just that little bit splattier!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17You say they're up against each other.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I did, I do, and I'd say it again, yes.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22But they're also up against the Defenders.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24How would you rate them so far?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Well, we've learnt that Skabb writes books.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I've got a second-hand copy of his first book here.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32The Barbarian's Guide To Making Fire. Chapter One.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35"Rub two sticks together, and use the pages from this book to get
0:11:35 > 0:11:39"the fire started, but whatever you do never ever ever..."
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- What? Tell me!- I can't. All the other pages are missing.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Right, this is his other book The Barbarian's Guide To Putting
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Out A Fire. Chapter One.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53"If you want to avoid starting a fire then don't buy my first book."
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Brilliant. Very informative. Thank you very much, Skabb.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57What about Madeva and Kookaburra?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Half the time I have no idea what Madeva's talking about.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02And Kook barely has the time to defend -
0:12:02 > 0:12:04he's too busy trying to entertain the Attackers!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Talking of which, we should remind ourselves who's through.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09We have Sam, Annupal,
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Kallie, Kyle,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Bronwyn, and Lachlan.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14To proceed further in this tournament they'll need to
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ditch The Dungeon.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18So we'd better find out how.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- The Attackers start in the Stockmarket.- Once they escape,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23they cross the Splatwalk, and climb the Loathsome Ladder.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26The first four to claim a flag are through to the final,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29but the slimey Defenders will be slowing them down at all times.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31So six will enter but only four will escape.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Now, it's true to say we had some doubts about the Defenders
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- in round one. - So it's time for three fresh ones.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40First up it's the fresh-faced and ever so feisty Faetal. Who's next?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41I am Thorne!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- And finally.- I'm Vane, bro'.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Woo! Dude, you almost just hit a guy with glasses.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50And this is an improvement on round one?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Here are the Attackers!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54We have Sam in red, Annupal in orange, Kallie in blue and orange,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Kyle in green and yellow, Bronwyn in
0:12:56 > 0:12:58pink, and Lachlan in zebra stripes.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Vane's on the multi-shot Splatter Batter, Thorne's got
0:13:01 > 0:13:03the Pokey Pike, and Faetal's ready with a Slime Ball.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04And they're off!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Who wants a splat grenade?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08The Attackers break free, and Kyle makes an early break.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10But the Froth Popper stops him.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Thorne must be on it, cos Faetal's otherwise engaged.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Intimidation!- Thanks, Faetal!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'll take the high road, and you'll take the low road,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19and I'll get the crown before ye.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Lachlan takes Thorne's advice, he takes the low road,
0:13:22 > 0:13:23and almost takes Kyle with him.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Here we go coming in high!
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Vane splats and Kyle slips.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Now it's Faetal's turn, and she splats Lachlan on the bonce!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Well, I think she was after Annupal, but I doubt Faetal will mind!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36See!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Hey, Bronwyn, as you can see we've put a little mousse
0:13:39 > 0:13:40here on the course for you.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42What is Faetal doing?!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Vane splats Annupal, and then he goes for Bronwyn!
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Come on!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Kyle doesn't seem to like that.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Thorne aims and run corn on the cob!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- A multisplat!- Bronwyn! How's my hair?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56I doubt Bronwyn wants to swap hairstyle tips right now, Faetal.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Faetal takes the hint and splats Annupal instead.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01She in turn lands on Lachlan, who's been a tad unlucky so far.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03You got booted, dude!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Vane slimes Kallie, and guess what she slides straight into Lachlan!
0:14:07 > 0:14:08There's no hugging on Splatalot!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I don't think they had much choice, Vane!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Thorne fires again, and it's another multisplat!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Yes, one well-placed splat sends all the Attackers
0:14:16 > 0:14:18back down the Loathsome Ladder.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Thorne splats Kyle, who then passes the splat onto Sam.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Surely Kyle should keep his splats to himself!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Lachlan!- Don't look up, Lachlan!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Who is this off his feet? - Faetal's not happy.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29On your feet, Kyle!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Neither's Thorne. Oh, but that might cheer them up!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Kyle and Annupal take Lachlan back down into the moat.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36The luckless Lachlan tries to leapfrog Kyle,
0:14:36 > 0:14:40but Annupal provides an extra nudge, and they all head south.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Thorne moves onto the slime.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44And Lachlan is once more in the wrong place at the wrong time.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- He also takes Bronwyn with him. - They may take our crown!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Oh, Thorne's off on one!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52But they will never take our kingdom!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Oh, Vane please don't splat me, please don't splat me!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Sorry dude just doing my job! Hah!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58In this instance Vane's job was to splat Kyle,
0:14:58 > 0:15:02who rebounded off Bronwyn for an impressive backflip into the moat.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Get away, get away, Lach...! Lach, Lach...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07That's it Faetal, get it out!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Lachlan, there's a lot of phlegm in that name.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Oh, Annupal's on the receiving end of Thorne's Pokey Pike,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18and down she heads into the moat!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20It all starts with Annupal, but she splats Sam, Lachlan
0:15:20 > 0:15:23and Bronwyn, and eventually she gets Kallie too.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26That's what I call six birds with one Thorne.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28The rinse is happening today.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30The rinse is happening today...
0:15:30 > 0:15:32That almost took my entire face off!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Is Vane actually a comedy genius, and we just don't know it?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37He needs to come up with some genius defending.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39And there goes Lachlan, bumping into Kallie on his way down.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Uh-oh!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Oh, purple plague, watch out! - Purple plague!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Release the balls! - It's not the lottery!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Well, it is a lottery as to who'll get knocked down.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53And it looks like Sam's the first to go. Who's going to be next?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56It's Lachlan. He takes Kallie with him and they both splat Sam.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- The plague is contagious today! - You're right, they've all caught it!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Look out!- Well, the splats are coming thick and fast.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Lachlan can't avoid Annupal, but Sam leaps just in time.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Intimidation!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Be careful what you wish for, Faetal.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11The Attackers look pretty intimidating right now.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Kyle, Lachlan, and Annupal are all pressing.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Annupal slips just at the wrong moment, but Lachlan scrambles
0:16:17 > 0:16:20through and he's the first attacker to claim a flag!
0:16:20 > 0:16:21He is into the final!
0:16:21 > 0:16:22- Is Kyle next?- Stop him!
0:16:22 > 0:16:26He's on his hands and knees, and he crawls his way over the finish line!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27That's two flags down, with two to go.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Bronwyn now makes a move.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32And so does Sam, but he's heading in the wrong direction!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Bronwyn's made it. She's over and is also through to the final.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36One place remains.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Annupal's nearly there. Thorne and Vane try to stop her.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42She ignores them and becomes the final attacker to...
0:16:42 > 0:16:43- Whoa! Careful!- ..claim a flag!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Kallie and Sam say goodbye.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48But our fearless foursome say hello to the final.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Here's confirmation of the Ditch The Dungeon result.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Bronwyn, Kyle, Lachlan and
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Annupal now have the honour of competing for the crown.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56But only one will win.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58We could always make some more crowns.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Then they could all share the kingdom.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01But if you took away the competitive
0:17:01 > 0:17:04edge you wouldn't end up with finals like this.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07It's quite a simple formula really motivation plus competition
0:17:07 > 0:17:09equals great entertainment to the power of splat.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Time now for Splats Of Fame.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44And that's why we call it Splatalot.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Time now for a Splat stat attack,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48with bang up to date stat facts from the splat stat hat.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Annupal so far has only just qualified in both rounds.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Kyle is our most improved Attacker, finishing fifth in round one,
0:17:56 > 0:17:58but second in round two.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Bronwyn won the moat challenge,
0:18:00 > 0:18:03but came third in Ditch The Dungeon, leaving Lachlan.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05He has a second and first place to his name,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07and is today's hot favourite.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Stat attack complete.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12So on paper, our two cheerleaders are the top two Attackers.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Yes, so if one of them wins, you can guarantee the whole kingdom,
0:18:15 > 0:18:17will be taking pom-pom classes.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20The last thing I want to see is you in that outfit again.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Let's change the subject. Here's a reminder of today's finalists.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27We have Kyle, Lachlan, Annupal, and Bronwyn.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31And here is the majestic course that stands between them
0:18:31 > 0:18:32and the Splatalot crown.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34There are many obstacles to overcome,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37starting with the Dire Mire, and barrier of all barriers.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Then it's a trip across the Terrifying Tees,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41which lead to the Scary-Go-Round.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Once on board, the Attackers face the Annihilating Arm, but
0:18:43 > 0:18:46they must avoid the Splacken before reaching the Gruesome Twosome.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49The Clobbering Cannons are next, then it's down the Royal Ramps,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- and over to the rock wall. - And at the top of that wall,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54the Splatalot Crown awaits its new ruler.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56And to help keep the splat count high,
0:18:56 > 0:19:00all six Defenders will be on duty to protect the crown.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Madeva and Kook are the welcoming committee,
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Thorne is on the vaporisers, Faetal is aqualising, leaving Vane
0:19:05 > 0:19:07and Skabb at the cannons. Here are the Attackers.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Annupal's in orange, Bronwyn's pink, Lachlan's in stripes,
0:19:10 > 0:19:11and Kyle's in green and yellow.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14They head to the dire mire, and the mud slows them down.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Lachlan's the first to make it to the barrier,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19and he's over quickly but gets mired in the process.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Bronwyn's next, keeping the mud to a minimum, unlike Annupal.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Lachlan is greeted with some slime from Madeva.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27He tries the Tees.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Nice, nice, nice... Heavy bosh!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Give me a T! Give me another T!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- And what have you got?- TT?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35No! The Tees! Yay!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Oh, Annupal under heavy fire before she even starts, and down she goes!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Give me a...- Shaddup!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Madeva slimes Bronwyn, ignoring her battle cry request.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Don't touch my hair!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Here's Kyle.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48He decides to hang on the Tees,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50but then realises that isn't going to work.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Now it's Bronwyn's turn. She steps, but soon splats.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- The Tees are terribly tricky. - Come on!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Madeva encourages Lachlan to have another go.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01He tries the same technique and falls at exactly the same T.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02But he's not down! He recovers
0:20:02 > 0:20:05and this time he makes it over! Well done, Lachlan!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Hey, Attackers. Hsss!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Kook's gone all catty! - Thought you were a bird, child!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Oh, Kyle collides!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17And despite Kook's animal antics, Kyle recovers
0:20:17 > 0:20:19and heads for the Scary-Go-Round.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Look out for the Splaken! And look out for that giant Tee, Annupal!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Well, she just avoided the water blast, but couldn't avoid the moat.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Bronwyn tries crawling over the Tees.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's much slower, but she's making progress, and yes she's over!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Madeva, get my back!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Go on, lassie, show us what you are made of!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35I'm scared!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Scared of the course, or Thorne's accent?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Lachlan's on the arm.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Lachlan! - Now he needs to climb over.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Kyle leaps, but his landing's off and down he goes into the water.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Lachlan's over the arm.- Watch out for the bowl of haggis now, laddie!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50He rightly ignores Thorne and leaps for the Gruesome Twosome,
0:20:50 > 0:20:51and he's made the landing!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Back to the Tees, and Annupal teeters once again.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Great technique from Lachlan.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Defender.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01He's such a slimey rhymer.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Bronwyn's on the Scary-Go-Round, and receives a water blast.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06The Splaken!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Lachlan is splackened and heads for the moat.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Kook with a goo grenade. Skillet!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Kyle once more can't make his landing.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Kyle toys with cannons.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Oh, the Splaken takes out Bronwyn, just as she was about to leap!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20The Attackers need eyes in the back of their heads.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Kyle's at the arm, but he's soon back in the moat!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24This is how Skabb brings it with the ruckus.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Skabb can be so mean.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28So can this course. Annupal is down!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30And Bronwyn is clobbered!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Yep, I thinks that's rearranged her hairstyle.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Lachlan tip-toes, shimmies, and twists!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Well, he's danced his way past one cannon.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Vane shows him some interesting moves.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42But Lachlan makes a move of his own, he's past the second cannon!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Brilliant! And now he's onto the Royal ramps.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Kyle leaps, but again he just can't land.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Annupal takes in the view, and what she can see is Lachlan
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- leaping onto the rock wall! - Faetal springs into action!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56She needs to, because Lachlan is nearly there.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Now that's what I call a Faetal distraction, Lach...
0:21:59 > 0:22:00- Not again!- Lach...
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Come on, Faetal, we're all waiting! Some time today would be nice.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I got it, Lachlan!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Now she's got his name right, maybe she can start defending again!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12It might be too late. In fact Lachlan's made it.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14He's over the rock wall!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15And the final is complete.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18All that remains is for Lachlan to take his crown.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20King Lachlan, the new ruler of Splatalot!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Kyle kept leaping, Annupal aimed high, and Bronwyn was brave,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25but Lachlan rules.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Well, our new cheerleading king has plenty to cheer about.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30L-A,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32L-A-C,
0:22:32 > 0:22:33L-A-C... What's next?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- H.- Lachlan! Yay!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38That's hardly going to impress King Lachlan, is it?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Here's Splat Of The Day.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46It comes from Sarah in round one, who perfected the Split Splat.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Why's it called that?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50It's an inspired combination of the splits followed by a splat.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Go-oo-oo, Sarah!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Much better.- Much better? Right.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Mu-uu-uu-uu-ch better!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00OK, calm down. Here's Lachlan's journey to the throne!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04He splatted his way through the Moat Challenge, finishing second,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07but then he won round two despite a few slips and trips to the moat.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10With that win, he confidently took on the final challenge,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13overcoming all obstacles in his way. And that's why he's our new ruler.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Hail, King Lachlan!
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Oi!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20My first act as King of Splatalot is to have one of you
0:23:20 > 0:23:22thrown into the moat.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27I wish I could do it to all of you, but today it will be you, Vane.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Go, Vane! Go, Vane! Go, Vane! Go, Vane!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Can somebody switch him off please?!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Go, Vane! Go, Vane! Go, Vane! Go, Vane!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38That's all for now. We'll leave you with the Splatapult ceremony!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41How's my hair?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well, this is Vane's hair pre-splat, right here.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45How's my hair?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48But I think we're all agreed, it's much better post-splat.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49So until next time...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Go Splatalot!
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