Episode 23

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Welcome to Splatalot - the mysterious and messy kingdom

0:00:04 > 0:00:07that invites ten brave young warriors to go head-to-head

0:00:07 > 0:00:10with those despicable defenders, as they compete to capture

0:00:10 > 0:00:14the greatest treasure in the land - the much-prized Splatalot crown!

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Game on!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers?

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Or will our young warriors overcome every hurdle,

0:00:20 > 0:00:22and find a true champion to rule the kingdom?

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Whoo hoo!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26So, who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- And, who will go... - Splat!

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Hello, I'm Dick, he's Dom.

0:00:31 > 0:00:36And this is Splatalot, the kingdom that puts the "zing" in amazing.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38The "ting" in exciting.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40And the "ding" in astounding!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Yes, on a tournament day, we've got more zings, tings,

0:00:42 > 0:00:44and dings than we know what to do with.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Mainly because of the three splatacular challenges that

0:00:46 > 0:00:48test our ten attackers to the very limits.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Here's a sneaky peak.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52In the Moat Challenge, ten attackers will enter,

0:00:52 > 0:00:54but only the six fastest will survive.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Ditch The Dungeon will reduce that down to four.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59And Capture The Crown is the final round,

0:00:59 > 0:01:00where one attacker will claim the crown.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Doesn't it look magical in the moonlight?

0:01:03 > 0:01:04So, three top challenges,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07and the prospect of a moonlit final to look forward to!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09But let's not get ahead of ourselves,

0:01:09 > 0:01:11here's Round One in more detail.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13The attackers begin in the splatapult,

0:01:13 > 0:01:14which hurls them into the moat.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17They then head up the Slippery Slope, across the Rolling Mace,

0:01:17 > 0:01:20down the Impossible Incline, and over the Beastly Battle Axes.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23The Bridge of Disaster then leads to the Wavering Warhead, which is

0:01:23 > 0:01:26the final obstacle between the attackers and the finish line.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Plus it's a time trial, so the faster the better.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Here's all six of them, but let's see who's defending the moat.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm Madeva, baby. Ha ha ha!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Then it's Kookaburra.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, you scared me.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Really, Kook! And finally, Skabb.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42He doesn't scare so easily!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44We going to bring the pain!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46No, no, no, no. Safety first.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Let's make a compromise here - safety and then pain.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51They're joking, of course. The only pain

0:01:51 > 0:01:54in this tournament is the pain of defeat for the defenders.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Down at the moat, the defenders are in position,

0:01:56 > 0:01:57and priming their slime weapons.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59So, let's meet our first attacker, Sean.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Game on!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Apparently he doesn't like bugs or surprises.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Well, I can't promise bugs, but here's surprise number one!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09He heads up the slippery slope for an early encounter with Madeva.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, I think you need to work on your aim.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13You sassing me?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16So, Sean taunts Madeva, and, unsurprisingly, she slimes him

0:02:16 > 0:02:17even more.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- G'day, Sean.- Hi. - How you doing?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Apart from all the slime, you mean!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- I feel terrible. - You do?

0:02:23 > 0:02:28Something tells me that feeling might get worse. Swat nuts!

0:02:28 > 0:02:29But I think you look fabulous in green!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Well, all that green slime's been washed off now,

0:02:32 > 0:02:33so it's a fresh start for Sean.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- You're right. He's over the incline. - Oh, I made it!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yes, you did, Sean, but stand by for a few more surprises!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40That's one.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41That's two...

0:02:41 > 0:02:44And that's three! Slip diddly daddy!

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Top splatting there from Sean.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48He survived the water blast, but then Kook surprised him

0:02:48 > 0:02:50with another splat in the moat.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51But is any of this really a surprise?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I mean it's hardly surprising to be splatted on Splatalot!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Run, Sean!

0:02:56 > 0:02:57He decides to go for a steadier option,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59but that just makes it splattier!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02He's spending way too much time in that moat.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Oh, thank you, thank you.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05He's so polite.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Sean grabs the warhead, but he's a bit wobbly,

0:03:07 > 0:03:09and he's back down in the splaggle waggles!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11But he manages to finish in 8.58.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Oh, what's this?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Eat it, I dare you.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I love chives!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Here's attacker number two, Lauren. Oh, careful!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26What's your name, child? You hear Madeva talking to you, child?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I think she's just ignoring you, Maddy.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Onto the mace roll. Oh, wa-boom!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32That's what happens when you don't answer Madeva!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35The defenders always choose the wrong time to have a chat.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37But if you don't chat, then you get a splat.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39At least, that's how Madeva sees it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42She sees many things differently to us!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Skabb hoses Lauren down, as she swings for the finish line,

0:03:44 > 0:03:47but she's heading back into the woff.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48If we see that again...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51..then it's really quite amusing.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Well, Lauren's smiling, but is that time good enough?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Who's your favourite? Point at your favourite.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Yes! - Well done, Lauren, "GOO-d" choice.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Here's Owen.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Preposterous purple pink polka-dotted pony panda penguin!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06And our p-p-p-penguin plunges and plops!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Aaaarrgghh!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Well, that was a lively start!

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Hey, Owen, what were you saying with all those "p"s?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Preposterous purple pink polka-dotted pony panda penguin!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Oh!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I'm impressed. I thought he'd just made it up!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Oh, pug squeezer!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Let me try - purple p, p, p, pah-pah, ppple, per, p, p...

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Was that right, Owen?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27About as near as you'll ever get, Madeva!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Purple squash!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Owen gets a blast, but he hangs on to the incline.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32How will he get out of that?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- He's break dancing! - Not any more, he isn't!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37At first, the incline came to Owen's rescue,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39breaking his fall from the water blast.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41But he became trapped, and had to hang around like some

0:04:41 > 0:04:44kind of preposterous purple pink polka-dotted pony panda penguin.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46But that time is far from preposterous.

0:04:46 > 0:04:483.20 is the fastest today!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Bring it on!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Here's our next attacker, Keith.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54You're real big!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Yes, he is, but that just makes him easier to splat!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Why don't you hit me, maybe!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59What you say, child?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Now, can big Keith make small work of the mace?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03No. Banana squit!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I didn't know you could dance too, Keith!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08And if we mess around with the replay a little, I think

0:05:08 > 0:05:09we can see what Madeva means.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Nice footwork, Keith.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14One flap and you're on your back, champ. Wah!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Kook makes little impact,

0:05:15 > 0:05:18and the water blast doesn't trouble Keith, either!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I clearly said my catchphrase, and you're not on your back!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Just a matter of time, Kook. There we go!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I thought it didn't work for a second there!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, despite the odd splat,

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Keith has finished in a pretty good time of 4.15.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'm going to win!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Now, I think Tyler could have said that with slightly more conviction!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, dear, he's dithering and dathering.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Take your time, Tyler, bro.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Eventually he makes his move, oh, but he trips, and splats!

0:05:42 > 0:05:46If he's "going to win" then he needs to get out of the swim.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Hey, Tyler, I heard you like skateboarding.- Yeah.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Yeah, well, maybe you should gnarly out!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55So, will Tyler "gnarly out" on the bridge? Yup!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57What does that mean?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, never mind. It means the big bad bridge was too much for him.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02But the rest of the course wasn't. Great time, Tyler!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Here's some gnarly gruel!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Now, our skateboarding dude Tyler was the fifth attacker to

0:06:06 > 0:06:09complete the course, so that means we're halfway through Round One.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10And so far it's been pretty good.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13The defenders have been reasonably well behaved,

0:06:13 > 0:06:16and the attackers have entertained us with a healthy number of splats.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18So, let's check out the state of play on the leaderboard.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29So, our first half attackers have done all they can.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31They now have to sit back

0:06:31 > 0:06:34and watch the next five brave, young warriors take to the course.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Remember, the four with the slowest times, will be

0:06:36 > 0:06:38going home after this round!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41But I think everyone wants to stay, so that can only mean one thing.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's about to get a whole lot splattier!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48So, any particular moment that stood out for you in the first half?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Well, it has to be that memorable battle cry from Owen.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh, yes. How did it go again?

0:06:53 > 0:06:54I can't really remember.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Well, the trick is to break it down and visualise it.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59So, let's start with a purple pony.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Then a pink panda.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Then a polka-dotted penguin.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Now think of the three colours, then each animal, and what have you got?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09A purple, pink, polka-dotted pony panda penguin!

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Brilliant. Now you just have to add "preposterous" on the front,

0:07:13 > 0:07:15and the battle cry is complete.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Right.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18How do I visualise "preposterous"?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22There you go - is that preposterous enough for you! Stop it!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Right, back to the tournament.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33The defenders have primed their slime and are ready

0:07:33 > 0:07:36to do splattle, so let's meet the next attacker, Kaylin.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I'm magical!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41OK, Kaylin, let's see if you can disappear into the moat.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Skabb rule 101 - what goes up must go splat.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Thanks, Skabb.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I hear you do magic, girl. Well, watch this!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Abracadabra.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Whoops! Now, is this still part of the trick?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58She made herself disappear! Great magicianship!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come on, girl!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Kaylin steadies herself, and is good to go.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Oh, sop choppy! - Well, it was magical in its own way.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08You need to take a nap?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10If you need to sleep, do it now.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I'm not tired.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Hey, sleep as you're going down here.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Don't listen to him, Kaylin. Oh, chug water!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19You put 'em on that incline, they go straight out.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I don't think it's the best place to get a good night's rest.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24The attackers are more likely to fall asleep

0:08:24 > 0:08:25listening to him!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28And Kaylin finishes in a very sleepy 16.10.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Missed!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Yes, but the gruel never misses.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Whooo!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Hey!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Here's Alianna on the slope.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Hi, hey, girl. Oh, yes!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Almost at the top. Careful.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Hey.- Hey.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Don't get distracted, Alianna! Stay focused.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Come on, girl! - I've got a bad feeling about this.

0:08:48 > 0:08:53Here, come on, reach to Kook. Come on, yes, yeah, nearly there.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It looks like a trap, and feels like a trap.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57I think it's a trap.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59We've stopped the mace roll. Go, you've got this.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02It's just walking now. It's stopped.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04One, two. Keep going.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Try a third foot. Yes!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yeah! There you go! Oh, yeah!

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh, yes!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Well, it wasn't a trap after all.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16But even so, Alianna has decided to call it a day, and Does Not Finish.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18They call me the splat in the hat!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22OK, let's make Christopher's dream come true - splat-tastic!

0:09:22 > 0:09:25I do not like green splats and ham.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I do not like green splats I am.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Thank you, Skabb, now do some defending.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh! That was quite a blast, but Christopher is still standing!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Kook, what you doing, child?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Looks like Kook was peckish!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Back to Chris, trying to cross the axes.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40He's nearly there, but chin knock!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42What's wrong with you, having a snack?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43What are we doing?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45In case you hadn't noticed, we're in a tournament,

0:09:45 > 0:09:47and Chris is splatting his heart out.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Yes, that was quite a trip on the last axe.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Hats off to you, Chris! - Whoa!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Onto the bridge now, and a bit of a soft shoe shuffle from Chris!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Wrong kong korma! - Skabb got him with the aqualiser.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Skabb rules. - Actually, Skabb,

0:09:59 > 0:10:03on this occasion Chris rules with the fastest time of the day so far.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Holla!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Here's hollering Haley in the middle of a blue goo

0:10:08 > 0:10:09slime attack from Madeva.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, girl, I must say, blue is your colour, girl.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Haley shrugs it all off and prepares to make her move.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh, slippy trombone-o!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19She seems to treat the incline as a surfboard,

0:10:19 > 0:10:21which is great until she loses balance

0:10:21 > 0:10:24and splats feet first into the mucky moat below.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26And that will cost her precious time.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Remember, this is all against the clock.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Onto the axes.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31She doesn't look steady...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33and wicky bellyfloppia.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well, the water blast gave her a kick start,

0:10:35 > 0:10:37but it was too fast and furious from then on.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39She lost her footing on the last axe,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41and then bounced her way into the spew.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43But she won't mind all that splatting,

0:10:43 > 0:10:46because 4.50 will see her through to the next round.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Maddy!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Now, Madison's our last attacker,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52and needs to beat Lauren's time of 8.19 to qualify.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56That is very beatable, but who knows what this course might throw at her?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Now, apparently, Madison likes the occasional cappuccino.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03This morning, I had cafe Americano, cafe au lait...

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Really, Madeva?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06..capa mocha, capa suara.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09I think you need to watch your weight, honey!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Oh-oh! - Oh, splat, no!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Oh, dear, Madison takes her taunting too far,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18and she pays for it with a mace splat into the pronk.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Hey, Maddy, how are ya?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Now, what's he up to?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Who is your favourite person in the world?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Kook.- Me? Oh.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Latte macchiato!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Super fan, super fan alert.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Well, we see a lot of this in the moat challenge -

0:11:31 > 0:11:33the attackers are drawn into conversation,

0:11:33 > 0:11:37then they lose concentration, and that affects their duration.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Hey, Madison. I heard you like Kookaburra.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42What about Skabb?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Skabb's a terrible person. Kook's nice, kind, he's my role model.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48You want to be like that guy?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yes!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, careful, Maddy. Hey, she's copying Kook!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Well, she did say he was her role model.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Now she's just rolling off the bridge.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58But she's also rolling into Round Two.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01She's happy, Kook's happy, everybody's... Ah.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08The tournament's off to a great start.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10And there's more to come!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Yes, life for the attackers is about to get even

0:12:12 > 0:12:14splattier in Ditch The Dungeon!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Now, Round Two is a different...

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Preposterous purple pink polka-dotted pony panda penguin!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Hey, it worked, I remembered it! - Good, can I carry on now?- Yeah.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25As I was saying, Round Two is a different challenge

0:12:25 > 0:12:28altogether - the attackers will be competing on the course

0:12:28 > 0:12:31at the same time, and that can lead to some spectacular splatting.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yes, one simple slip can lead to an avalanche of attackers,

0:12:34 > 0:12:36or "splatalanche", as we like to call it.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39And that can make this round a bit more tactical.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41If you're in the right place at the right time,

0:12:41 > 0:12:43you can avoid all sorts of bother.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Here's a reminder of the attackers who've made it this far.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51The remaining six are Christopher, Owen, Tyler, Keith, Haley

0:12:51 > 0:12:53and Madison.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55They will now be attempting to Ditch The Dungeon.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57But the dungeon will be ditching two of them!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Here's what they're up against.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01The challenge begins beneath the castle walls.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03The attackers must escape from the Stockmarket,

0:13:03 > 0:13:06cross the Splatwalk, then climb the Loathsome Ladder.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07At the top there are just four flags.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10If they claim one, they're in the final. If they can't, they're out.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Plus they have the slimy, grimy defenders to deal with.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Talking of which, it's time to find out who's on dungeon duty.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Let's meet the next three defenders.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21First, it's the fun-loving, feisty Viking, Faetal.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Who ordered the pain cakes?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26That's the cold-hearted Thorne, and here's the empty-bellied Vane.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- I'm starving. - There's a surprise!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30We take our jobs seriously.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Very seriously.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Dah dah dah dah! This is awesome!

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Well, Vane looks focused as ever!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39The attackers are in the stocks.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Chris is in yellow and green, Owen's in red, Tyler's in yellow,

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Keith's in green, Maddy's in stripes, and Haley's in purple.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Thorne's on the froth broth-er, Vane's up top, and Faetal...

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Wooo! - ..is on the splatter batter.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52HOOTER

0:13:52 > 0:13:54And they're off. The attackers head for the gate.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Do your little thing on the splatwalk down there.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Christopher goes for an early sprint.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01He's caught the defenders off guard.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- He's halfway up the ladder! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Wah! What is happening?!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Unbelievable! Chris is at the top!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09This could be the fastest finish ever!

0:14:09 > 0:14:12But Vane just fends him off, and Chris heads back down the ladder.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15But at least he's taken Vane's weapon with him.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Everyone keep an eye on green. He's quick and crafty.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Great start from Chris...

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Not so great from Haley. - Take some of this.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Ah, Chris doesn't get so far this time.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Whip it!

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Thorne can't budge Madison,

0:14:26 > 0:14:29but Owen slips and he heads back down into the milky brew.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Double whip it!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34This time he does budge her, and she nudges Haley.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Dude, that foam looks like mayo. I'm getting hungry.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Does he ever get full?

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Chris is down again,

0:14:40 > 0:14:43and he takes a slippery slide along the splatwalk.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Madison also slips, and takes Keith with her.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Now, what's Tyler up to?

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Slow down, it's not worth it.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Tyler disagrees.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Vane!

0:14:53 > 0:14:54I don't know what to do.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56These kids are on coffee or something.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Tyler's really got Vane rattled!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You're going to have to defend, Vane!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Well, the mini crisis for Vane is over,

0:15:02 > 0:15:04as Tyler ends up back in the bazenge.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Thorne also helps out with an extra helping of foam for Chris.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Yes, he was near the top again, but the foam dislodges him

0:15:09 > 0:15:11and we have our first splatalanche.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Madison does well to stay on the splatwalk.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Thorne turns his froth broth-er on Haley.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Haley, I'm your biggest fan!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I'm sure she really appreciates that, Faetal.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Oh, here comes Chris again!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24And there goes Chris again.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Those sprints are less effective now the course is so wet.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29That's Madison underneath all that foam. Frappucinno!

0:15:29 > 0:15:30What a splat!

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Madison loses grip, and then takes Owen for a slide on the splatwalk.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Yes, our cappuccino lover got more froth than she bargained for,

0:15:37 > 0:15:41and then, just for fun, she decided to sweep Owen off his feet.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Uh-oh, look what I have!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44The tummy rumbles?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46No, worse than that, it's...

0:15:46 > 0:15:48BOTH: The purple plague!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Vane unleashes the plague, and the attackers are sent scattering.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53All except Keith. He seems to be immune.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Thorne tries a froth infection instead,

0:15:54 > 0:15:57and Keith is down - all the way down!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Well, Tyler was the first to go,

0:15:58 > 0:16:01riding the plague like the surfer dude he truly is.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Keith held on for a moment longer,

0:16:02 > 0:16:05but the froth plague combo got him in the end.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Here's Chris again, with yet another sprint. Thorne starts frothing him.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10And Faetal's got him in her sights, too.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Whoa! Vane!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Vane tries a slimeball.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16And that's just enough to dislodge him. Oh, forehead brooder!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18It's another splatalanche!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Bowling for attackers!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Once again Chris came so close to finishing,

0:16:22 > 0:16:24but ended up colliding with Maddy and Haley.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Yes, this game can be so cruel - from the top of the castle to

0:16:27 > 0:16:29the dungeon dregs in three seconds flat!

0:16:29 > 0:16:32But Chris just keeps coming back for more!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'm getting tired, you guys better slow down!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Vane's looking weak, and Keith senses an opportunity.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Owen's down, but Chris is there to take his place!

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Thorne comes to help Vane, but he's too late.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Keith is through and takes the first flag!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47He's joined almost immediately by the courageous Chris,

0:16:47 > 0:16:48so we have two finalists.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Who will be next?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I think it's going to be Madison - yes, she's through

0:16:52 > 0:16:53and claims the third flag!

0:16:53 > 0:16:54One place remains.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, not the best time to slip, Haley!

0:16:56 > 0:16:57So Tyler might have a chance.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You're no longer my favourite!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02But the surfer dude finds the ladder too gnarly.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Well remembered. And Owen can't make it either!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06But he does slide beautifully along the splatwalk.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08That leaves us with an exhausted Haley,

0:17:08 > 0:17:11who crawls over the finish line to claim the fourth and final flag.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13So that's it, Round Two is complete!

0:17:15 > 0:17:16What exactly happened?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18You lost Faetal, that's what happened.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Owen takes his slide of shame.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- I must say, he's very good at it. - What about Tyler?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I think he's all gnarled out. - OK, enough with the gnarling.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Let's concentrate on the whooping and the cheering.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Yes, these four brave attackers are now one step closer to

0:17:30 > 0:17:31claiming the crown.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Here's confirmation of our finalists.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38That was an excellent round but the real treat is still to come.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Yeah, we are moments away from our moonlit final.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Our brave young warriors will be dreaming of that much-treasured

0:17:44 > 0:17:47crown, but they'll have quite a nightmare trying to reach it!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Time now for a splat stat attack,

0:17:51 > 0:17:54and for that we need the splat stat hat. Go!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58After two rounds, Haley and Madison have the same overall results,

0:17:58 > 0:17:59so can't be separated.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Keith just won Ditch The Dungeon,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03but finished fourth in the moat challenge.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06That leaves Chris, with a first and second place to his name,

0:18:06 > 0:18:08which makes him today's favourite.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Will the hat be proved right? Only time will tell.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Here's a reminder of our four finalists.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17We have Keith, Christopher, Madison and Haley. Good luck.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21They're going to need it, because this is what they're up against!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23It may look lovely in the moonlight,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26but there are loads of stumbling blocks. The attackers start with

0:18:26 > 0:18:29the Dire Mire, where they'll find the barrier of all barriers.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31They then head through the gate, where the Terrifying Tees await.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Once over, they must leap onto the ScaryGoRound,

0:18:34 > 0:18:36climb over the Annihilating Arm, and land on the Gruesome Twosome.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38The Clobbering Cannons are next,

0:18:38 > 0:18:40followed by a leap onto the Royal Ramps.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41And once they've climbed up the slippery rock wall,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44they'll find what they're looking for - the magical

0:18:44 > 0:18:46and majestic Splatalot crown.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49But standing in the attackers' way will be all six of the defenders.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50They look fired up,

0:18:50 > 0:18:53and they're certainly not going to give in without a splat.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Vane and Kook are on splatzukas,

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Skabb and Faetal have cannon duty, Thorne has the vicious vaporisers,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00and Madeva is in charge of the aqualiser.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03The attackers look ready for battle.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Keith's in green, Chris is in green and yellow, Haley's in purple,

0:19:06 > 0:19:07and Madison has the stripes.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Let the final begin!

0:19:09 > 0:19:10- HOOTER - And they're off!

0:19:10 > 0:19:12The attackers head into the evening fog,

0:19:12 > 0:19:14where they'll stumble upon the Dire Mire.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Stumble's the word. The mire slows everyone down.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Keith gets to the barrier just before Chris.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Both boys make it over,

0:19:20 > 0:19:22but they leave the girls to fend for themselves.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23You guys, we can't get over!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Right or wrong, you decide!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27The boys are in it to win it.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Walk through that door, I dare ya!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Well, the boys do dare, and Vane splats them for good measure.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Back to the barrier. And Haley has just about made it!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Can you help pull me over?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Madison asks for help, but Haley's not listening!

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Heads up!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh, Vane nearly splatted Haley there.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Keith tries the Tees. Sock-eye salmon!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47The Terrifying Tees are really all about footwork.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50If you put your foot in the wrong place, it ain't going to work -

0:19:50 > 0:19:51as Keith just demonstrated!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Chris tries one of his trademark sprints.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh, he's down, but not out. He picks himself back up,

0:19:56 > 0:19:58and somehow makes it over the Tees in one piece.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Keith leaps onto the ScaryGoRound and makes his landing.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04He gets past the water blast and heads for the Annihilating Arm.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Back to Madison, who's made it to the Tees.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yes, Maddy, yes!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Oh, no, Maddy, no!

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Keith's over the arm now.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Vane slimes him, but the attacker just about hangs on.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Now Skabb's after him. He survives and leaps onto the Gruesome Twosome!

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Oh, it's a top landing!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Keith's having a great final so far.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Chris needs to catch up.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27He makes his landing, and moves towards the Annihilating Arm.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Vane knows from Round Two how quick he is.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- And he clears the arm in no time! - How are you, buddy?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Look out, Chris! Sarcastic fringe head!

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Skabb tries to distract Chris with a well-aimed splat and it's worked!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Here's Haley. She's decided to go for the slow and steady approach.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, it's a water blast, but she's OK!

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Now she's got two more Tees to go. Can she make it?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Yes, she can. Nice one, Haley.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Back to Keith on the Twosome.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Hey, splata, splata, splata!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, he's been well and truly slimed!

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Well, I've never seen that before!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Arrhhh! Arrrhh, arrrhh!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Thorne's gone gnarly.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Yep, can't argue with that.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Haley leaps successfully onto the ScaryGoRound.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07The Annihilating Arm is soon upon her.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08And so is the slime!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10This is impossible!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12No, it's not. Nothing's impossible!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, Keith's made it past one cannon.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- But mummy-chong! - Where did he go?

0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Here's Chris. Panga! - Run, boy, before I lose my cool.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- I can't see, man!- You can't see? - I cannot see!

0:21:23 > 0:21:25You can't use your hands.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27You can only use your hands if you're going to high-five me!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Oh, catch a hoola!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31So, what just happened?!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Faetal fooled Chris with a fake rule about high-fiving

0:21:33 > 0:21:37the defenders. But, as we know, the only rule is, there are no rules.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Haley's over the arm, but she's got nowhere to land!

0:21:40 > 0:21:41Apart from the moat.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Chris heads for the Royal Ramps, but he can't land either.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Now, what's Madison up to?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Somebody yell at me and tell me to run!

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Run!

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Aaah! I did it!

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Well done, Maddy.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55That was fun, wasn't it?

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Maddy!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Ah, now she's got to do it all again.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Keith attempts the Royal Ramps, but he's down.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Chris has another go, and he's over!

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Oh, no!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Madeva turns the aqualiser on full blast,

0:22:06 > 0:22:08and goo grenades come raining down too!

0:22:08 > 0:22:10The defenders sense danger.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12They seem to think the best form of defence is attack!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15But Chris deals with the pressure and makes it onto the wall.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Madeva doesn't let up with the aqualiser,

0:22:17 > 0:22:19but Chris just keeps climbing.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20He's at the top of the wall now.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23One more step, and yes, he's over!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25And that's it, Splatalot has a new ruler.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Yes!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29All hail, King Christopher!

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Madison applauds, but Haley and Keith are speechless.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34I got the crown!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Yes, Chris, you did indeed get the crown,

0:22:36 > 0:22:38and it was thoroughly deserved too!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Let's keep this celebratory mood going - here's the Splat Of The Day.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Well, King Chris has only gone and won that too!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Here's our new ruler in the moat challenge,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50coming a cropper on the beastly choppers,

0:22:50 > 0:22:51where splits led to splats.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Here's his journey to the crown.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55He was the fastest round the moat,

0:22:55 > 0:22:57and then sprinted and splatted his way through Round Two.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00And then it was a simple matter of winning the final.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Anything to add, Your Highness?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Yes! My first act as King of Splatalot is to have one of you

0:23:06 > 0:23:08thrown into the moat.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12I wish I could do it to all of you, but tonight it will be you, Skabb!

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Oh, just look at the other defenders, they couldn't be happier!

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Nice to know who you're friends are, eh, Skabb?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21So, that wraps it up for another tournament.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23We'll have more mess and mayhem for you soon.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26But for now we'll leave you with the final action of the day,

0:23:26 > 0:23:28back down in the moat!

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Oh, I can't bear to look.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Don't feel sorry for him.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34No, I can't bear to look at his barbaric undies!

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Skabb still rules!

0:23:35 > 0:23:37So, until next time...

0:23:37 > 0:23:38BOTH: Keep splatting!

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