0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06The magical, mysterious, and extremely messy kingdom,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08that invites ten young warriors to go head-to-head
0:00:08 > 0:00:10with those deplorable defenders,
0:00:10 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much-treasured Splatalot crown!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Intimidation!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers,
0:00:18 > 0:00:20or will our young warriors overcome every obstacle,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23and find a true champion to rule the kingdom?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And, who will go... SPLAT?!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hello, I be Dick, he be Dom.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34And this and this and all of this be Splatalot,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37the show that can best be described as that mystery present
0:00:37 > 0:00:39that you get on your birthday that hasn't got a gift tag,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42and you're not sure whether you should open it or not,
0:00:42 > 0:00:43but you do anyway.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- What, that's the best way you can describe this show?- Yeah!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- So, what's inside, then? - Inside what?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Inside the mystery present where you don't know if it's yours or not.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Ah, you see! You're intrigued, aren't you now?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Intrigued, excited and nervous, all at the same time.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57And that's what Splatalot is all about!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Funny that, cos I thought it was all about this!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01An opening challenge in the castle moat,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03where all ten attackers compete,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05followed by a messy dungeon adventure for the fastest six.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07And then for the four who survive that,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10the honour of competing in our moonlit final
0:01:10 > 0:01:11for the Splatalot crown.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Great! Looks like we're going to have to stay up past bedtime again!
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Look, I'm still waiting!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Are you ever going to tell me what was inside that present?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Maybe, but look, we've got tons to do first.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23For a start, there's the first round to describe in more detail.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25The attackers start in the splatapult...
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Beware the vile volley!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29..Then it's up the slippery slope and across the rolling mace...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31..Which leads to the impossible incline.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33The beastly battle axes follow, they chop till you drop.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35The bridge of disaster is next...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37..Guarded at all times by the aqualiser.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40And then a vault on the wavering warhead is all that stands between
0:01:40 > 0:01:41the attackers and the finish line!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Sounds good, but it's about to get even...
0:01:43 > 0:01:46what's a better word than good?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Gooder.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Yes, it's about to get even gooder!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Meet the defenders.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Today's moat dwellers are Vane, with the shades...
0:01:53 > 0:01:54I'm Faetal.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Faetal with plenty of attitude...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59And Thorne with the creepy stare. Seriously, Thorne, stop it!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Playtime's over!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04What do you use that thing for? Mashed potatoes?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Does Vane think he's funny?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Does Vane think at all?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08So let's head down to the moat.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Our funny guy Vane is on the vile volley,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Faetal's on the splatzuka, and Thorne's on the slime stick.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16All we need now is an attacker!
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Say hello to Nick.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19This place looks like a piece of cake to get through!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, I don't know what piece of cake he has in mind.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23How about a nice slice of splattenberg!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Why have a piece of cake when you can just eat the whole thing?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- You greedy pig, Vane!- Oink!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Dodged it!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Nick's almost across the mace.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Oh, but, well he just seems to jump into the moat!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Faetal's got him in her sights. Flonge wongle!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's time to put the icing on this one!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Thorne thinks he's being clever, but Nick outsmarts him
0:02:41 > 0:02:42and is over the axes!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I know you've been holding it out,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47but maybe today just break out the old bow and arrow.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I don't think we should be giving Vane any sharp objects,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- thank you very much!- He seems quite happy with the aqualiser.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54And Nick will be quite happy with that round.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57He's over the finish line in a very respectable 4:42.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I love hamburgers!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Jordan keeps the food theme going...
0:03:01 > 0:03:05That was a hamburger cannonball, bro, I like that!
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Flopsy bam bams!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Welcome to Splatalot! Good recovery on the mace!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11No-one comes up here and takes our crown!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Thorne's annoyed.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Our burger boy's tackling this course with too much relish.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Water down that hamburger!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19The bridge, with a little help from Vane, slows him down a little,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21but his vault on the warhead is pretty good
0:03:21 > 0:03:23and he's over the finish line.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27And just like his food, his time is fast. Nice one, Jordan.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Eat my fist, defenders!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Can I have a burger instead? - Jocelynn!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Vane must be loving all this talk of food.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Well, he's certainly not focused on defending,
0:03:35 > 0:03:37which is good news for Jocelynn.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I don't eat fish, I eat sandwiches.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Fish are too bony for me.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Vane's on a roll about sandwiches.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45But Jocelynn's off a roll.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47The mace roll sends her into the moat.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50And sadly that's a splat too far for Jocelynn, who does not finish.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Cowabunga!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53"Cow-a-burger"?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, she said "Cowabunga!"
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Soranne, there you are.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58That all you got?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00So nice to have another girl at the castle!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Faetal's not happy with Soranne's backchat...
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Oh, fish slapper splat bomp!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Soranne's not too happy with the mace roll either!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Can she get back on course? No, Soranne, that's off course!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Thorne vaporises her, and it's enough to cloud her judgement,
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Cowabunga!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yes, it's another top battle axe splat attack!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Onto the wavering warhead. Well, she's certainly wavering.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21But I think she's going to make it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yes, Soranne is over in a respectable 4:36.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh, but there's nothing respectable about this victory dance.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28What is that all about?!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Blondes have more fun!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ok, Abby, prove it!
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Pull!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Now, has Vane's aim improved at all?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36No.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh! Inches!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41And just to rub it in, here's Abby, and here's Vane's slimeball,
0:04:41 > 0:04:42missing her completely.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Onto the incline. Whoops! Frange mongle!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, yes! Thornes, they want to have fun.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I think defenders have more fun, Abby.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Abby at the funish... I mean finish line.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54But no, she's down.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Well, she eventually "funishes" in 8:32.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00So we're halfway through round one. Remember, six attackers qualify.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02So with five attackers still to come,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05the person currently in first place is automatically through.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07And that person is...
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Jordan! He's safe.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Then it's Soranne with 4:36, Nick with 4:42, Abby with 8:32,
0:05:12 > 0:05:14and Jocelynn who did not finish.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16So, for the attackers who've just competed,
0:05:16 > 0:05:18it now becomes a waiting game.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21But for the attackers who are about to compete, the wait is over.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24It's time to get out there and start splatting!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Now, our last attacker, Abby, brought up the notion of "fun".
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Faetal then made the claim that defenders had more fun
0:05:33 > 0:05:37than attackers, so we thought we should put that to the test.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Dick here is representing the attackers. Proceed.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Well, cake-loving Nick finished in good time,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44so his fun should continue.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47OK, give yourself a squirt.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Jordan already knows he's through,
0:05:49 > 0:05:52plus he got Thorne angry, so that's double the fun!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54What about Soranne?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, one word. "Cowabunga". Loads more fun!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58And Abby?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Well, this was her idea, so she must have had fun!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Right, on to you. The defenders.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05As you said, Jordan made Thorne angry,
0:06:05 > 0:06:10and Faetal didn't like Soranne's backchat, so no fun for them.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Plus, Vane's aim was awful,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14so overall he didn't have any fun either.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16So that concludes the test.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19So, in theory, it's fair to say that attackers have more fun
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- than defenders.- And in practice...
0:06:21 > 0:06:23They do, too.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Here's the leaderboard again.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Jordan leads with 3:56, followed by Soranne, Nick,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31and Abby, who's in the danger zone, because Jocelynn did not finish.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33So, ready for some more fun?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34No.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37See? Even Faetal's starting to have fun.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- I think she's laughing at Vane. - Thorne still looks grumpy though.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Here's Jacob. - If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43I'm not Dutch.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Then you ain't much. Trounce mount!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Hey, look, a flying Dutchman!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51A funny line from Vane that's not about food. Crackanang!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54If you ain't Thorne, you ain't... Thorne!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Didn't really think that one through, did he?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Here's Jacob on the axes.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Thorne's Vapour doesn't bother him, and he's over.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Remember me? I was at the start. I'm your bro!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Why don't you go get another doughnut!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Uh, because we ran out.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Jacob outsmarts Vane, but he can't outsmart the bridge!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12The warhead's a bit too clever for him, too.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Faetal tries a sneaky splat, but Jacob stays sharp,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17and finishes in 5:05.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Great goo!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Popcorn pickle!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Another edible battle cry from Michela!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24And another miss from Vane.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27You flipped like a patty there. Would you like fries with that?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31OK, so here's Michela next to a giant burger that only Vane can see.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Moving onto the axes, she survives the water blast,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35but ends up in a popcorn pickle!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Life isn't any easier on the wavering warhead,
0:07:38 > 0:07:39and the moat beckons once more.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41But that's still a reasonable time,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44which could be good enough for round two.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45I like bacon!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48No, Nathan, Vane won't be able to cope!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Yes, once again Vane's in a food frenzy and misses his splat.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Do you like bacon? I like bacon.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I like you, we're friends.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Don't be distracted by the food references, Vane.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Yes, Vane's Achilles heel is definitely his stomach.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Nathan's lost it on the incline! Klack fracker!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Well, the defenders might not be on form,
0:08:05 > 0:08:07but the course has really tested the attackers today.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09And after that spectacular splat,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Nathan hasn't got the energy to continue.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13He's fine but does not finish.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Here's Tyree!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Are you ready to rumble?!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Is that a reference to Vane's tummy?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Splat for me!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Twig plap!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Faetal splats, and Tyree stares her down with those red, rumbling eyes!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25She bounds over the mace roll,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27but I think she's too fast on the incline and...
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Lobster lover!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I think she was still angry with Faetal,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32and just forgot to put her brakes on.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Tyree, watch out for the chandelier!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Chandelier?!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37My grandma shoots better!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39That's as maybe, but does she splat better?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I doubt it!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43# Splat for me. Splat for me, Tyree.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47# When you fall in the moat! #
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Follow that, Thorne!
0:08:49 > 0:08:54You know, Tyree, that's certainly... # Where you long to be! #
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Is this still Splatalot?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Tyree seems to think so. She's still splatting.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Good. For a minute there, I thought Andrew Lloyd Webber
0:09:00 > 0:09:01had hijacked the show.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, she can sing and dance all she likes now
0:09:03 > 0:09:04because that time is good enough.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Powdered mini donuts!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09What a feast we've had with the battle cries today!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh, what was that for?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12For trespassing, Dylan!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16And it looks like Dylan's an uninvited guest on the mace roll too!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Not for long, though.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I ain't going to sugar-coat it for you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Eurgghh! That's gross, man!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24It wouldn't be slime otherwise, Dylan!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Oh, Dylan just about recovers, but a bobby bash box!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29That is a big splat!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31The water blast caught Dylan completely by surprise.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Now that is a Faetal distraction!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Dylan still looks a bit disoriented, and floppy wong!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Well, to be fair, he's not bad at finding his way to the moat.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43And with that time of 4:32, he's not bad at finding his way to round two!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Despite him dealing with all of that goo!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48After all that slimy rhyming, round one is complete.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Through to round two are Jordan, Tyree, Dylan, Soranne, Nick,
0:09:51 > 0:09:52and Jacob.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Well, round one proved to be particularly tricky today,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58but we've got some evenly-matched attackers going through.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Yes, the top five are all within a minute of each other.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03So that means our second round of splatiness,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Ditch The Dungeon, should be a pretty tasty treat indeed.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10And just to prove how tasty round one was,
0:10:10 > 0:10:14here is our battle cry feast, fit for any royal banquet.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16We have Master Nick's piece of cake.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Master Jordan's lovely burger.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Miss Michela's popcorn pickle.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Master Nathan's bacon.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24And whose is this?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Oh, Master Jacob's, erm, "If it ain't Dutch" Dutch apple pie.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Best I could do.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Mmm, right. Master Dylan's mini powdered doughnuts, and...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36What's this business?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Miss Soranne's Cow-in-a-bun... ga. Say it quickly.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41- Cowinabunga.- Bit faster.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Cowinabunga.- Faster.- Cowabunga. Ah, right, there you have it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47The battle cry feast, which I'm sure will be enjoyed by one and all,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50upon the announcement of our new monarch, later on.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53But we've got an awful lot of splatting to do before then.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54So let's remind ourselves
0:10:54 > 0:10:57who's still in with a chance of wearing that crown.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59In round two, we have Soranne,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Tyree, Nick, Dylan, Jacob, and Jordan.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05But before they can even dream of ruling the Splatalot kingdom,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07they'll need to Ditch The Dungeon.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08And here's how.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12The attackers start beneath the castle walls, down in the dungeon.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14They must escape the stockmarket, cross the splatwalk,
0:11:14 > 0:11:16and then climb the loathsome ladder.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Those that make it to the top of the dungeon can claim
0:11:18 > 0:11:21one of four flags, the all-important ticket to the final.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26But the grimy slimy defenders will be slowing them down at all times.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29So, with six competitors, and only four flags,
0:11:29 > 0:11:32we'll be saying "goodbye" to two more attackers very soon.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35But now let's say "hello" to three new defenders.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37TOGETHER: Hello!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Hi, Skabb, nice to see you. How are you doing?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Kookaburra!
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Hi, Kook. Looking good!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44And hello, Madeva. Now how about a nice welcome for us?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Welcome to...
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Welcome to...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Welcome to... (Line!) - Welcome to Splatalot! >
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Welcome to Splatalot!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55What was that all about? First things first.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Jacob's in orange, Jordan's in yellow and green, Tyree's in pink,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Dylan's in green, Nick's in blue, and Soranne's in zebra stripes.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Skabb's in a trance!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06So it seems his feeble mind can be controlled by Kook, using fire.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Looks like Madeva's back to her usual self though.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12She'd better hang up because they're off.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Through the gate easily enough, and onto the splatwalk.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Skabb's about to make it pretty slippy out there,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- but Madeva is still on the phone. - Madeva!
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Sorry, guys! I gots to go.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Gotta get my hair done, you know!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27We're defending, Madeva!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Look, I help you, see? But I gots to go, child!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Don't go, don't go, please, don't go, please, don't go!
0:12:32 > 0:12:33- Well, this is unheard of! - Madeva!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35So the defenders are down to two!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- OK, OK, you know what! - We have got this.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Hooter malooter! Kook steps up and splats Soranne.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44They'll need plenty more of that without Madeva!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Team Australia!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Team Aussie! - Team ugly!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Nanky fat! Skabb's entering into the team spirit.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51# Sisters are doing it... #
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- No. No singing when you're with me, understand?- I understand.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Well, it's still early days for the coalition.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I think they need to do more work on their team name.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Who needs Madeva when you've got Kook-Abb,
0:13:01 > 0:13:02or Skabook as I like to say.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Well, team Kookabb or Skabook
0:13:06 > 0:13:07might not exactly roll off the tongue,
0:13:07 > 0:13:11but they've certainly got the attackers rolling down the ladder.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Nick's trying to fend off this terrible twosome, but he's down.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Switcheroo!
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Switching!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20The defenders try a new tactic. Oh, but it's getting messy.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Doesn't look like they know what they're doing.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25It's chaos. Surely the attackers can take advantage.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27And now they've splatted each other!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'm sure this wasn't how they practised it.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30- Come on, Kook!- Intimidation!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33They start defending again, much to Nick's annoyance,
0:13:33 > 0:13:35who's back in the moat.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Skabb splats Soranne, and so does Kook. He loses his balance
0:13:38 > 0:13:40and she loses her grip heading straight for the moat!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Hey, you want to go do some defending?- Yes!- Let's go!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46If it's anything like their last plan, it should be entertaining.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I'll let you press one button. I press the other one.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Well, no buttons needed at the moment.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Dylan's lost his balance and takes out Jacob.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Soranne's lost it again, and so has Nick who takes out Jordan,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57who in turn trips Tyree.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Yes, the loathsome ladder is working like an extra defender.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02- Purple plague!- Purple plague!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04BOTH: Not the purple plague!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Three, two, one.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Soranne looks on open-mouthed as the plague descends.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12But it's Tyree who's infected first!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Soranne eventually succumbs to the plague, too.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Well, the look on her face just about said it all.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18To be honest, I think it was saying,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20"Oh, splat! I'm heading for the moat!"
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Team Kookabb are completely on top right now.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24PHONE RINGS The attackers are in disarray.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26The phone's ringing. I'll get it!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27I wonder who that can be?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28It'll be Madeva.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I know!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Hello?- He could have let it go to voicemail,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34he's got a castle to defend!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Well, he seems to be doing OK.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Oh, it's Madeva. She says we're doing a great job!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Well, how nice. Skabb, ask her how her hair looks.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Charming(!) He's put the phone down.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44And Kook's put Jordan down, all the way down into the moat.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Skabb and Kook team up again with the pokey pike.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49And Soranne bears the brunt, sliding headfirst again onto the splatwalk.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Well, if it wasn't hard enough already for the attackers,
0:14:52 > 0:14:54they've just turned on the waterfall!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Tyree slips and trips, and decides to take Jordan for a ride.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Here's Dylan. Oh, and the pokey pike sends him
0:14:59 > 0:15:01hurtling back down the ladder!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Nick's down too, and he's off to join Dylan.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- But Soranne's nearly over! - Surprise!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08And from out of nowhere Kook fends her off! How cruel!
0:15:08 > 0:15:09I'm sure she thought she'd won.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11She still might! Kook's under pressure now.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Four attackers are closing in.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14And somehow Tyree slips past Kookaburra
0:15:14 > 0:15:16and becomes our first finalist!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Skabb comes to Kook's rescue and down go Jacob and Soranne!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21But Nick and Dylan are still hanging on at the top.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Dylan makes a break. He's the second
0:15:23 > 0:15:26attacker through, grabbing that flag in triumph.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Nick's not far behind, so that means there's just one place left.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31The three remaining attackers climb the ladder one more time.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33It looks like Kook and Skabb have given up
0:15:33 > 0:15:35so it's a foot race between Soranne and Jordan!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37This is too close to call!
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Who's going to get to the flag first?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Oh, Jordan slips, and Soranne becomes our fourth finalist!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Absolutely brilliant!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45That has to be the closest-fought round of Ditch The Dungeon
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- we've ever seen. - It's a terrible shame for Jordan,
0:15:48 > 0:15:50but Soranne is through by the tiniest of margins.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Jacob takes the slide of shame first,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54leaving Jordan to have one final moment of glory.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56So close, eh, Jordan?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Madeva!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Yes, she's got some explaining to do.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03And these attackers have got some celebrating to do.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07For now, their dreams of ruling Splatalot are very much alive.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Here's confirmation of the top four attackers who will be
0:16:09 > 0:16:12heading for our spectacular moonlit finale.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13We have Tyree, Dylan,
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Nick and Soranne.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16With so many evenly-matched attackers,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18we just knew that was going to be extra special.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22What about that nonsense with Madeva's hair appointment?!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24But I suppose that did lead to the birth of team Kookabb.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25I prefer Skabook.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Either way, they'll be back in the final, defending another onslaught
0:16:28 > 0:16:31from the four attackers, who all have their eyes on the prize.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Now, there's hardly anything to choose between the attackers
0:16:35 > 0:16:40today, so the splat hat will have to work extra hard to find a favourite.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Soranne and Nick are both evenly matched.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Dylan has a slightly better record than either of them,
0:16:47 > 0:16:48with a third and second place to his name
0:16:48 > 0:16:51which leaves Tyree in pole position. She finished
0:16:51 > 0:16:55second in the moat challenge, and first in Ditch The Dungeon.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57So Tyree is the favourite.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58But favourites don't always win.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I still think it's too close to call.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Here's a reminder of the finalists.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Tyree, Soranne, Nick, and Dylan.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10And here is the majestic moonlit course that stands between them
0:17:10 > 0:17:12and the Splatalot crown.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15It looks stunning, but this course is tricky all the way.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17The attackers start with a trip to the dire mire,
0:17:17 > 0:17:19and the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Once through the gate they have to teeter across the terrifying
0:17:21 > 0:17:23tees, which lead to the scary-go-round.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26It's a short spin to the annihilating arm, which they need to
0:17:26 > 0:17:30climb over, followed by the gruesome twosome, which they must leap onto.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32The cruel and cunning clobbering cannons are next,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35then it's down the royal ramps, and over to the rock wall.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38And at the top of that wall, the Splatalot crown awaits
0:17:38 > 0:17:41the next ruler of this fine and messy kingdom.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43That's the course, but it wouldn't be complete without those
0:17:43 > 0:17:46defiant, yet often self-defeating defenders.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Yes, they've been hit and miss all day.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53In Vane's case mainly miss, and in Madeva's case, mainly missing!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Vane and Faetal are paired up, Team Kookabb Skabook
0:17:56 > 0:17:59remain together, Thorne's vaporising as usual, and Madeva.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I finally got my hair did. Ha-ha-ha!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Well, that hair makes just about as much sense as that sentence.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Here are the attackers - Soranne's in zebra stripes, Tyree's in pink,
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Nick's in blue, Dylan's in green and all are in it to win it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14They're off and sprint over to the mire.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16That sprint is soon reduced to a trudge though.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20The girls reach the barrier first, but out of nowhere comes Dylan!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Hang on, he's leapt back again? Ah, he lost a shoe.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25And some valuable time to boot!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Hello, Nick, and welcome!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Charming and slimy, that's Faetal down to a tee.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Here's Tyree down on the tee, but it's not to be.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Here's Nick's first attempt. Ram jam big jobs!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Same result for Soranne.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Dylan's turn. He leaps and... Wompflonga!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40A splat worthy of any final!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Now, this is unusual - two attackers together on the tees.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Could be tricky.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47It's so nice to see that there's camaraderie among the attackers.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Not quite, Faetal. Nick's over and he's left Soranne high and dry.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Well, she's low and wet now, after Dylan pushes past.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56But then he takes a dunking! Serves him right.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Nick, now, leaping onto the scary-go-round.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00He's teetering and just about avoids the annihilating arm.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Back to Dylan on the tees.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Looking good, and yes, he's bounced his way over.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Nick grabs the arm.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08He's got to climb over it, but that makes him a sitting target.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Anchovy seeker! Dylan gets a dunking.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Nick's over the arm now and heading for the gruesome twosome.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15But he can't make the landing!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18You've just crossed over into... the Splatalot zone.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Thanks, Thorne. Back to Soranne.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24She's still tackling the troublesome tees, but this time she's made it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26And Tyree, our tournament favourite, is over too.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Ladies first!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Tyree leaps onto the scary-go-round, but she's not looking steady
0:19:30 > 0:19:32and down she goes.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Funny, she steps off just as Soranne steps on.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37She's made her landing and heads towards the arm.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39She gets a grip, but Nick's heading right for her
0:19:39 > 0:19:40and he comes a cropper.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Dylan now, making his second attempt.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh, he's struggling, and Dylan dunks again.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Soranne's still hanging onto that arm.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49She's trying so hard not to fall, but I fear the moat beckons.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Has everyone quit? I'm ready to go home, I don't care.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Vane is such a slacker.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Tyree's turn now to take on the arm.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59So far, so good. She's got a firm hold.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Oh, and like clockwork, here's Nick.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Kook just reminds him he's in a competition.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06And Tyree is over. Sniffy trombone-ee-oh!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- She was over. Now she's under. - Nick's back at the arm.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11He's already completed it, but seems to have forgotten!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Anyway, he's over, and back onto the scary-go-round.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17He now heads for the twosome, ignoring the goo grenades. But no!
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Once again, he's down.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Soranne is now ready to try the arm again.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22She manages the first bit, but she needs to climb over.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25There goes Dylan underneath. Kook spots and splats him.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26And Soranne is over!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Now can Dylan do the same?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30He shrugs off the water blast, and climbs onto the arm.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33This time Soranne is underneath, but no, she's back in the moat!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35The arm has really slowed the attackers down today.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38And to prove that point, it's not letting go of Dylan either.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Here's Nick at the cannons, and he gets a clobbering!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42High fives, everybody!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Tyree at the twosome, and that's a terrific landing!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Can Soranne make it a pair? No, she can't!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50And with a little help from Thorne, Tyree joins her.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Skabb's in deep conversation with Nick.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54He wants none of it, but it ends in another splat.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Soranne leaps again, and splats again!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Moobie donkers! Tyree's turn to be clobbered!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Somehow Dylan holds on to the twosome!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Tyree at the cannons again, and it's the same result!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06The moonlit moat awaits.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Nick high fives Skabb, but something tells me that won't get him
0:21:08 > 0:21:11a free pass. I was right!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Team Kookabb Skabook are really messing with the attackers now.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16They don't know how to get past the cannons.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Well, that's one way!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Soranne just runs, and then she makes it onto the ramps!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Tyree's over too!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Look how wet it is out there.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23It's so wet I can see a rainbow.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25No, that's Madeva.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Soranne leaps, but the wall's too slippery.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29The defenders can sense the danger now.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Tyree is now also on the ramps,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32so it'll soon be her turn to face the rock wall.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Madeva keeps the water pressure high, as she tries to dislodge her.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37But Tyree just about holds on!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40She takes a moment, gets a better grip and starts to climb.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Soranne tries to join her but no, she heads back down into the moat.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Tyree's nearly there.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Oh, that goo grenade nearly got her, but no, she's recovered
0:21:49 > 0:21:51and pulls herself to safety.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52She reaches for the crown,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55and holds it aloft. Tyree is the new Queen of Splatalot!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Dylan, Soranne and Nick were outstanding,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01but they all must now bow before the triumphant Tyree.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Well, what an amazing final! The boys took an early lead,
0:22:03 > 0:22:06and then both girls came back so well.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08But the Splat Hat tipped Tyree as the one to look out for,
0:22:08 > 0:22:09and she didn't disappoint.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Of course there's something else that never disappoints.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Tapioca pudding! - Tapioca? No! The Splat Of The Day!
0:22:17 > 0:22:21And rather fittingly it came from Soranne, who had a great final,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24despite this splatty episode on the annihilating arm.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27She lost her grip, then back-flipped into the moat.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29A very stylish splat indeed.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Back to Tyree now, and her journey to the crown.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34She did well in the moat challenge,
0:22:34 > 0:22:36clocking the second fastest time of the day.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38But that wasn't good enough for our Queen-to-be,
0:22:38 > 0:22:40so she went one better in Round Two.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42She broke down Kook's defences and became the first attacker to
0:22:42 > 0:22:45claim a flag and a place in the final.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47She didn't have the best of starts, but she never gave up,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49and on the rock wall she looked like a true champion.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52From that point on, the future of the crown was never in doubt.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Let's head back to the castle to hear from the lady herself.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57All hail Queen Tyree!
0:22:57 > 0:23:01My first act as Queen of Splatalot will be to throw
0:23:01 > 0:23:02one of you into the moat.
0:23:02 > 0:23:08Sadly, it's not all of you, but tonight it will be you, Vane!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I thought as much.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Really? I'd have gone for Madeva today.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Yes, but he really lost it in Round One.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19So just like I said at the start, this show has been intriguing,
0:23:19 > 0:23:22nerve-tingling and exciting, just like...
0:23:22 > 0:23:24A mystery present with no gift tag.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Can I open it, please? - Of course you can. Oh, dear.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Splat!- That's so unfair.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Life's unfair. Just ask Vane!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34You're going to get soaked!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Marvellous. We'll have plenty more splatty action for you next time,
0:23:37 > 0:23:38so until then...
0:23:38 > 0:23:39BOTH: Keep splatting!
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