0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to S-S-Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06The magical, mythical kingdom where ten brave young warriors
0:00:06 > 0:00:09go head to head with those despicable defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:12as they compete to capture the much treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Does anyone have an abacus?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Can the defenders keep the castle safe
0:00:16 > 0:00:18or will they be overthrown by the attackers?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Their goal is to overcome all obstacles in their way
0:00:21 > 0:00:25and ultimately reign supreme. So who will tumble,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28who will tilt and who will go - Splat!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- I'm Dick, he's Dom. - And this is Splatalot!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34The medieval mess-fest that's on the lookout for a brand new ruler.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37What qualities does this new ruler require?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Well, they need speed, strength, stamina,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43courage, bravery and honour.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45And they shouldn't get stroppy if they get their hair wet.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- That's me out then. - They'll need all of these qualities
0:00:48 > 0:00:51to conquer the three challenges that await them.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54All ten attackers are required to cross the Merciless Moat.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56The six fastest then have to ditch the dungeon,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59but only the top four will reach the final where many challenges
0:00:59 > 0:01:02stand between them and the much treasured Splatalot crown.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Yes, I can see now why the wet hair would be a real problem for me.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Not the challenging obstacles testing you to your very limits?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Just wet hair? - Yeah.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- OK, in Round One the Splatapult hurls you into the moat.- Wet hair!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- then you climb the slippery slope and cross the Mace.- Wet hair again!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Then down the Impossible Incline and over the beastly Battle-axes.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Definitely wet hair!- And once you're over the Bridge of Disaster,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26the Debilitating Disc takes you to the finish line.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29See, even more wet hair. Otherwise, easy.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32If it weren't for getting your hair wet, you'd be up for the challenge?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Absolutely. I'd be all over it.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38So the prospect of coming up against this lot wouldn't worry you?
0:01:38 > 0:01:39What lot? HE SCREAMS
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Yeah, you forgot about the defenders, didn't you?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Defending the moat today we have the incredible crafty -
0:01:45 > 0:01:47The incredibly hungry -
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And the incredibly scary -
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Skabb rule two-one. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- So we have nothing. - Exactly.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59So it's time for Round One. The defenders are in position
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and, warming up, let's meet our first attacker Isabella.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Let's ride Unicorns to Alaska!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07OK. But first, let's splatapult you into the moat.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I like Isabella already.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13I had a unicorn once and it died in this moat.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Bonjour! - German, I love it.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18No, Kook, it's French for hello. And Isabella says bonjour to the moat.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Have we still got an emergency unicorn picture handy?- This one.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah, lovely. Thank you.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25See, dreams can come true. Isabelle's now at the incline.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Vane looking typically relaxed today.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- VANE SHOUTS - Well said, Vane.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32What did he just say?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No idea. Isabella ignores him and crosses the axes.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Whoops! - Oh, whoops-a-dreadful!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I know what she'll need after that, emergency unicorn coming right up.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Isabella, can you speak barbarian? - Not much.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48This is what you get when you discriminate against my race!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Ooh! She can't speak barbarian but she fluent in Splatish.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Can you say, "Skabb rules," in Romanian?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57SHE SPEAKS ROMANIAN HE REPEATS
0:02:57 > 0:02:59You just insulted yourself.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Hey! Hey! - Great put-down, Isabella!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh! But she follows it up with this splat.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06No matter because Isabella finishes in 6:38.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, yeah!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Here's wrestling fan Cameron.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh, what a spaltapult!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13A superb 360! Tom Daley will be jealous.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Off to a bad start, you missed the target.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Bring it, Kook! - Be brave.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Kaboosh! That paintball got Cameron in the headlock.- Yes!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Up you climb now. Ohh! Deliri-donks! Splat!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Oh! The! Day!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Cameron's literally on the ropes now. Can he hold on?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Sweet baby flip-flops!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Yes, he wrestled with the Debilitating Disc and the disc won.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Cameron could end up with a winning time. That's an impressive 3:23.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Look up now. - Here comes the goo!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Extra thick today. Here's Elyjah.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Dirrrrk!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Apparently, he loves to dance.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's a perfect pirouette into the moat!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Let's rename the show Strictly Come Splatting.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- MIMICS BRUCE FORSYTH:- Over to our judge Craig Revel Kookabarra.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- I give that a 9.7. - Uncharacteristically generous.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02On the Mace now...and off it!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Atrocious footwork from Elyjah there, darling.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06And he could get marked down
0:04:06 > 0:04:07for that ghastly high-kick into the moat.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Vane tries defending standing up this time.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Stay on your feet, Elyjah!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15He's been trying to distract him. Yabba-dabba-don't!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18That had everything, leaps, slips, and of course splats.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22What does Bruno Vanioli make of that performance?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- No!- Speechless. Unlike our friend Skabb.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Hey! Jump!- He literally tells Elyjah to jump in the lake!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Who would argue with Skabb? That time, those moves!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- MIMICS BRUCE FORSYTH:- Elyjah, you're my favourite.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- That's a good impression. - Thank you very much, dear.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Marvellous. Marvellous.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40When I close my eyes it actually sounds like Tess Daly's in the room.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41I was doing Brucie!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Here's our next attacker Brooke-Lynn.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Insert amazing battle cry here!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Brooke-Lynn, you from New York? - Oh, yeah.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51You like sandwiches with pastrami? How about slime sandwiches?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Vane as usual turns the conversation round to food.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56But Brooke-Lynn isn't in a chatty mood.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Prolock! He's hit! Vane wasn't expecting that!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03This could be her chance to sneak over the Axes. She just holds on.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Hey, Brooke-Lynn, I heard you always give 100%.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10However, if you give 100% and I give 75%,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13that means you've got a 25% chance of winning.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Hang on. 75% for Skabb. - 100% for Brooke-Lynn.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And that only happens 16% of the time.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20What?! I need to start again.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- So Skabb's on 75%. - But only 16% of the time.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Don't forget Brooke-Lynn's 100%.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27We're not that good at maths.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Not that good at maths. Correct!
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Back to Brooke-Lynn. She's at the Debilitating Disc. Ram-jam-jobs!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Maybe she was thrown by all that maths.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Here are the numbers that count. 5:29!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39I'm a zebra!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Not only am I an archer, I'm a trained safari hunter.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I don't think Sarah should worry too much about Vane,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49however, she should worry about the Impossible Incline. Shabattio!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51She certainly eared her stripes with that splat.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Is this a zebra crossing? No, a zebra splatting!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Can zebras swim?- She isn't actually a zebra.- Oh, yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00And Sarah finishes in 7:25.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Here's the leader board.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12We're at the halfway stage.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Five attackers down and five more coming up.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17It's really exciting cos no-one knows what's going to happen next.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Here's what's happening next.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Plenty more splashing of the highest order.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24You know that's not what I meant.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Listen up, I'm going to explain why our current leader Cameron
0:06:27 > 0:06:30is already through to Round Two using simple mathematical terms
0:06:30 > 0:06:33that even that will understand.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36These shapes represent the six attackers
0:06:36 > 0:06:37going through to Round Two.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Now, these gingerbread men represent the next five attackers.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What about the girl attackers? - I didn't make any gingerbread women.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47That's not important. Now, let's say
0:06:47 > 0:06:49all of the remaining attackers qualify.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53We demonstrate that by filling up five of the places.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55That still leaves one spare place
0:06:55 > 0:06:58which belongs to the person currently in the lead
0:06:58 > 0:06:59and that person is... Oi!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- You're eating Cameron!- What?! - He's the current leader.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- You've ruined my demonstration. - Oh, well. Fancy a leg?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- No, I do not! - Dom was trying to say
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Cameron's through and the others aren't.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Thanks very much!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13The defenders are ready on the moat.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15So let's meet our next attacker.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I'm the king of the castle!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Nice try, Dustin. You're a really funny guy.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Maybe he's the court jester.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Dustin tries to cross the mace. Mang!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I could be wrong but I don't think this splatty behaviour
0:07:26 > 0:07:28is appropriate for our new king.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Have you just opened a new hat shop?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Oh! Dustin's been water blasted! Can he save himself? No!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Hey! Maybe he is the new king. All hail the King of Splats.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Hmm. That doesn't sound all that regal to me.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I'm working on a new sign, it's called the "V".
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Looks like a kookaburra. - No, this is a bird, this is a V.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Plutals!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Vane down, everybody. Now move!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No, Dustin, not like that. With that time the Splat King's out,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57so the real crown's still safe.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59And Vane, he's still sulking.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You ain't seen nothing like me yet!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03OK, let's see if you can back up that claim
0:08:03 > 0:08:05On the Bridge of Disaster.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Not again! - I get bored!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10The attackers get that treatment all day.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Move!- You don't see them sulking,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14just splatting like that and loving it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- You ain't seen nothing like me yet! - Exactly, Brianna. That's the spirit.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Shame about the time though. Bye-bye, Brianna.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24No one gets between me and my crown, so bring it on, defenders!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- OK. Madison also thinks the crown is hers.- Good job.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29One of them has to be right, I suppose.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Hey! - Kook fires.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- You missed! Ha! - How embarrassing.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Indeed, Kook's normally very accurate.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Madison readies herself at the Mace. Quack and splat!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Vane, I hope you're watching. That's how you take a splat.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Madison springs into action but splats off the Mace!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Another top splat. The attackers are really on form today.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, here we go. He really is the biggest wimp.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I don't know how to say this, but I'm in a great deal of pain.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Sure, Vane, so why are you still sliming attackers?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Vane, you're a real trooper. - I can get through pain.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Vane makes it through pain! - Oh, really?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Klack-macket!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Madison keeps impressing with her splataciousness!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Argh!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- When in doubt hose them out. - Is that a well-known phrase?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15And Madison clocks 7:37. That might just be too...slow.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- I will be king! - Not another one.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19To be fair that's what they all want.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Darren picks up a stray slime ball!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ow! What are you, a baseball player?!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Yep. - Ah.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Don't see Kook lost for words very often.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Darren's easily across the mace,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32but can he out the brakes on? Shanazwa!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35You build up too much speed, then it's too much splat!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Too much speed then it's too much splat?!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- That's worse than Skabb's when in doubt hose it out.- Sorry.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- How old are you, kid? Man? Uncle? - You're a big boy, man!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Darren shuts out the taunting, but his brakes fail him again.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51And that just goes to prove you're never too old to splat.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Well done, that's much better. - Thank you.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56And with that time, Darren's majestic dreams remain intact.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57I own this castle!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Here's Brendan. Been told he owns the castle. No, he doesn't.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Vane, this guy owns the castle. - See.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Come on!- As you can see the Mace roll has eight points.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's been refurbished, so this is new.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Don't shoot me. Stop it!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's the plumbing. We're working on that.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18And after all that nonsense, Brendan takes ownership of the moat.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19- He'll love it. - A bit damp in places though.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22These are my battle-axes. This is how I cut my sandwiches.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Trocula-panic! Wow! What just happened?!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Well, Kook took another cheeky pop at Vane
0:10:27 > 0:10:29and at the same time Brendan got water blasted.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Not only that, but he did a full cartwheel into the moat.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- That was pretty good.- Vane doesn't agree, he's sulking again.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Back to Brendan at the bridge. - I'm having a bad day.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Can I go inside? - No, I need some time here.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Feels like another trap to me.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- HOLLERS - Wiki-belly-floppier!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48And it was a trap.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- But with that great time, Brendan is through.- Sorry, boss.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52How fitting that we leave
0:10:52 > 0:10:55the defenders and attackers arguing with each other.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58That was a fantastic first round.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00It was close too, four of the attackers are within 30 seconds
0:11:00 > 0:11:02of each other as we can see now on the leader board.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Through to Round Two are -
0:11:07 > 0:11:10So our Splatalot journey is hotting up.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Our six remaining attackers are one step closer to the throne,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16but two of them are about to take a backward step.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Yes, in Round Two we'll lose another pair of attackers.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22So it really is survival of the splatist!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26The four fastest attackers are within 30 seconds of each other
0:11:26 > 0:11:28in the Moat challenge and they were all boys.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Right, so where you going with this? - Well, only four attackers
0:11:31 > 0:11:33can survive the next round,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35so those four boys are favourites to go through.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Those two girls must be a little bit worried right now.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Yes, but the first round was against the clock,
0:11:40 > 0:11:42this time they're up against each other
0:11:42 > 0:11:44and those two girls are fighters.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Who can forget Isabella's rousing battle cry?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- "Let's all ride unicorns to Alaska!" - Bad example.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Who could forget Brooke-Lynn's rousing battle cry.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- Insert amazing battle cry here! - I doubt the boys' were any better.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Wrong! Their battle cries even formed a sentence.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00"I will be king!"
0:12:01 > 0:12:03"Dirkkkkk!"
0:12:03 > 0:12:05"Oh, yeah!"
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- "And I own the castle!" - OK.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10A pie says that one of those girls will make it to the final.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11You're on.
0:12:11 > 0:12:17- Here's a reminder of the two terrific girls and four beastly boys.- Hey!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- We have the incredible Isabella. - The amazing Elyjah.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- The all-conquering Cameron. - The brilliant Brooke-Lynn.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25The dynamic Darren and the brilliant Brendan.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- I've already used "brilliant." - All right then,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30the blennophobic Brendan.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Brendan the blennophobic. I like the sound of that.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- What does it mean?- No idea. I just made it up.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Moving on. Time to show you what Round Two is all about.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41To Ditch the Dungeon the attackers must escape the Stock Market,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44cross the Splatwalk and climb up the Loathsome Ladder.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45They must head to the top,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47but the defenders will be on hand to stop them.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49The game concludes when all four flags
0:12:49 > 0:12:51at the top of the dungeon have been claimed.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Let's meet the defenders.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- That's what I call a Faetal distraction.- She's scary.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Baby! - She's scarier!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Who ordered the pain cane? - He's scariest!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06It's Faetal, Thorne and Madeva who make up the dungeon defence.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08So the attackers have been sent down to the dungeon
0:13:08 > 0:13:10and they've been secured in the stocks.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13There's Cameron, Isabella, Brendan, Brooke-Lynn,
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Darren and Elyjah.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18The defenders are also in position so let battle commence.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20And they're off!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Once out of the Stocks they head to the gate and the Splatwalk.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24And the foaming begins.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Their first attempt up the Loathsome Ladder.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28And there's the first slide down!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Brendan led the way but not for long.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32He pretty much takes everyone with him.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Slipping on the Splatwalk. Great moves from Elyjah there.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Don't forget his backing dancers, Darren and Cameron.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41You the ready man, girl!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Madeva looks a little laid back today.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- What light through yonder window breaks?- Oh, my goodness!
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- What's this? - Cameron's quoting Romeo and Juliet.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52And it looks like Faetal has fallen for it.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54The attackers can be sneaky too.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56It might have backfired as it's woken Madeva up.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59She's really splatting Elyjah with that foam.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03And down he goes. Down they all go! Slipapoolooza!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And that's the beauty of this round, the attackers can look like
0:14:06 > 0:14:09they're doing fine and in an instant they're back where they started.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- More smooth moves from Elyjah again. - Where's Cameron?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15What's Faetal up to with Cameron?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18So sweet of you, but you're going to have to impress me.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20She's challenging Cameron to impress her.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21This might be his chance
0:14:21 > 0:14:23with an avalanche of attackers coming his way.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Brilliant!- It certainly impressed me. Great leaping from Cameron!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- You're a tall drink of water. - The calm before the splat?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- You get down! - Get on up, you get down!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36There's the up...and there's the down.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Brooke-Lynn takes Cameron all the way down with her.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I've swept you off your feet!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Cameron sprinting back up! Oh, but he's down again.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Things aren't going his way!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46What's this coming his way.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- It's got the attackers worried. - Go back down!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- This is what I call the purple play. - Here it comes!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55And straight away the play takes out Cameron,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Elyjah soon follows and collides with Isabella.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- And they both end up in the moat. - Cappuccino, babies! Extra foam!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Madeva likes frothy coffee. - Two sugars in mine.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Is this guy a sea monkey?! - Thorne's getting rattled
0:15:08 > 0:15:10because the attacker are almost at the top.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13He tries to stop them with a pike. Brooke-Lynn just hangs on.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- She's not happy. - I feel like Santa.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- She's telling Santa, you bad boy! - Kildar, help us!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22He can't save you now, he's back in Handsomeville.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Whump-manja! Brendan's second cartwheel of the day.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28We should start calling them splatwheels.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31And he finishes with a super slide along the Splatwalk
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- How dare you! - Thorne's under pressure again.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Elyjah makes his move.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Thorne resists but Elijah is over and onto the platform.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41So we have our first finalist.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43He claims his flag and is the first boy over.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Plenty time for the girls yet. - Three attackers in a line.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- And Brendan joins them. - I love you!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Cameron already has my love.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53And Brendan pays for his cheek with a pike-poke back down the ladder.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56He takes innocent Isabella with him! They go slip sliding away!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh, no! Surely not!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- It's the... BOTH:- Ball of Doom!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Look out, Darren, it's behind you.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05At least he's colour-coordinated.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06That's all right then.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Madeva and Thorne team up to try and dislodge Cameron.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Even Faetal joins in. And back down the ladder he goes.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Yah! - Yes!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Faetal with the slime ball!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Didn't your mom ever tell you not to throw stuff?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- No, she never did. - Well, she should have, Faetal.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Brendan makes his move now. Thorne tries to stop him!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26But then he has to deal with Cameron as well!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28And they've both broken through!
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Three boys, Dick! Can you feel the pie in your face?!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34You've got egg on yours, because that's Brooke-Lynn.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36She's the fourth finalist. Round Two is complete!
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Brilliant! Just the Slide of Shame to go. There's Darren and Isabella.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43How shaming. The finalists wave their flags.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- You let me down, Darren. - I disagree.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I think he contributed to a wonderful round and result.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49I bet you do.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51The four attackers making it through to the final
0:16:51 > 0:16:54are splat wheeling Brendan, smooth mover Elyjah,
0:16:54 > 0:16:58sneaky Shakespearian Cameron and my favourite Brooke-Lynn.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02So three boys and one girl through. What a fantastic round, eh, mate?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Well, I was enjoying it, right until the very end.- Funny that.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I was pretty nervous until the very end.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10And there's plenty more nervous enjoyment to come
0:17:10 > 0:17:13as the attackers splattle it out to become champion.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Pie time?- No!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18How about a quick splat stat attack first, eh?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20On balance, Brooke-Lynn and Brendan have outside chances,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23but it's very close between Elyjah and Cameron.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Cameron has finished first and third so far,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28but Elyjah has a first and second to his name.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31So, he just edges it as the tournament favourite.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Now?- No!
0:17:33 > 0:17:37I think we need another recap on who's through to the final, yes?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- We have Elyjah.- Now?- No.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40- Brooke-Lynn.- Now?- No.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Brendan.- Now?- No!
0:17:42 > 0:17:43And Cameron.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45How about now?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Yeah, now's good.- Here's the final round in more detail.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Here's how to capture the crown.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52First a trip to the Dire Mire and the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54The terrifying Ts then lead to the Scary-Go-Round,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57but beware the wrecking ball we call the Splacken.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59The Gruesome Twosome are next then the Clobbering Cannons.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Then a walk down the Royal Ramps and a leap onto the Rock Wall.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04And, at the top, is the prize,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06that all-important Splatalot crown.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09But the course is only half the problem facing the attackers.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11They also have to get past the defenders, all six of them.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Madeva's sliming, Thorne's vaporising,
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Kook and Faetal are on cannons,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Skabb's on the equaliser and... Where's Vane?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20He's sulking after Kook splattered him in Round One.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22But there's no way he was injured.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24The only thing he really hurt was his pride.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He can hurt the defender's chances,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28cos they're now a man down.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Back to the attackers.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Cameron's blue, Brendan's red,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Elyjah's orange and Brooke-Lynn
0:18:33 > 0:18:34has the red and blue check.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37They're off! They head round the bend to the Dire Mire.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39And Cameron and Brendan get stuck!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Elyjah takes advantage and is the first over the barrier.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Wait for me!- Is that Vane?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44I'm late, I slept in!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47You did a great job. You're awesome, dude.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49And a rather sheepish Vane tries to make friends.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Better late than never, I suppose.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Look at this! Attackers are showing the defenders how to get along.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Blast them, Vane! Attack the defenders! Come on, now!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I just woke up. Stop yelling at me, dude.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04I think that proves my point.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- But Vane redeems himself and Elyjah takes a fall.- That's what I need.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I sleep in and I get a little bit of action.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Here's Brendan looking good, looking good, oh, but pond frog!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Well, you've got to hand it to Brendan.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17He really puts his heart and soul into his splats.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Elyjah has another go, and oh!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Less of a splat, more of a split.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yes, he leaves his left foot behind and down he goes.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Here comes Cameron, there goes Cameron.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27To tease or not to tease.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Well, it is starting to look like a Shakespearean tragedy
0:19:30 > 0:19:33as Brooke-Lynn also splats spectacularly into the moat.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Brendan leaps, oh, but doesn't land.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Well, he does land, he lands in the moat.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Elyjah's now at the Annihilating Arm.- Hang on, attack!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Elyjah takes her advice,
0:19:42 > 0:19:44but how long can he hang on for?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Just about that long.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47And down he goes into the bilge.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Oh, and it looks like Brooke-Lynn's called it a day.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Brooke-Lynn, you're still my favourite.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Back to the Scary-Go-Round.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Brendan and Madeva are having a spat.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56That's bound to lead to a splat!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58That's it, Brendan, lose the goggle goo.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Cameron leaps and lands.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Elyjah and Brendan at the arm.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Cameron joins them, and picks up Brendan on the way.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06How nice for Brendan, who now heads over to the Gruesome Twosome.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09He leaps and... Anchovy seeker!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Wow, even more acrobatic shenanigans from Brendan!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, Elyjah's forgotten to let go!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Yes, this time he hung on for too long.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17The defenders are enjoying themselves,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19but they need to look out for Brendan.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Oh, the Splacken! Yes, Brendan gets well and truly splackened.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25He needs to get flat, otherwise he's going to get splackened again.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27No time to lie down on the job, mate.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Brendan takes Thorne's advice on board, then jumps overboard!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Another top splat!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Cameron manages to avoid the Splacken.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Swampo! But Brendan can't avoid that goo grenade!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39He hangs on for a moment, but he's down!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Brendan is the first attacker today to receive a Cannon Clobbering.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Elyjah leaps and he makes his landing on the Gruesome Twosome.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Meanwhile, Kook slimes Brendan. I hope he's not blennophobic.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50- That's my made-up word! - No, it exists.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Blennophobia. The fear of slime. Look it up.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, devil flop!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Faetal gives Cameron a crafty nudge!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Yes, Faetal, we all saw what you did!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Skabb showers Brendan. Will that put him off his heroic leap?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Here he goes, and nimbolio!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05The defenders can't relax.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07The attackers are now queuing up on the ramp.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Elyjah's next. He steps onto the wall and sticks to it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11The defenders need to step up a gear,
0:21:11 > 0:21:14cos he's only a few steps away from the crown.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Brendan has another go, but it's the same result.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I can't see anybody stopping Elyjah, now.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Other than himself.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Bosh-pondy!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Cameron now. Oh, water snorter!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27I do not know.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Believe it or not, Brendan gets a third chance
0:21:30 > 0:21:31and this time he makes it.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33The defenders go for an all-out slime attack,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36but he's sticking to the wall like glue! Much to their frustration.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Cameron now prepares for another leap.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41It looks like it's not to be for him.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42The glue's come unstuck and Brendan's down.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45So Elyjah also gets another chance.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Can he do better this time?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49The defenders are trying to dislodge him with showers and slime,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- but this time he hangs on and he's made it over.- Yes!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55There's a new king in town and his name is Elyjah!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Oh, look, all's forgiven in love and splat!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Yes, Cameron had his chance,
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- but no-one can take it away from our new king.- Not even you, Brendan.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04What an amazing final.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06It's rare for three attackers to make it to the wall,
0:22:06 > 0:22:09plus they each had at least two chances to climb it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Elyjah practically climbed it twice, so he just about deserved it.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14But, you've got to feel sorry for Cameron
0:22:14 > 0:22:17and especially Brendan who led for most of the way.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19He still might walk away with something.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23And he does.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Yes, who can forget Brendan's amazing cartwheel in Round Two.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- So good we had to give it a name.- Is the world ready for the splat wheel?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Is the world ready for Brendan?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34But, let's turn our attention to the new king of Splatalot.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Yes, here's Elyjah's journey to the crown.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40In the Merciless Moat, he came a cropper on the Beastly Choppers,
0:22:40 > 0:22:42but picked himself up and finished in style.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45In Round Two, he struggled at first in the Dungeon Foam,
0:22:45 > 0:22:48slips led to slides and they led to splats,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50but he was the first to claim a flag.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53And in the final, he literally stretched himself to the limits
0:22:53 > 0:22:57and despite some serious competition, he deservedly became our new king.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59So, let's hear his first proclamation.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01My first act, as king of Splatalot,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03is to have one of you thrown into in the moat.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07I wish it could be all of you, but today it will be you, Faetal.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08LAUGHTER
0:23:08 > 0:23:11It really couldn't happen to a nicer lady.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Elyjah is right, they should all be thrown in.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, it's been another top-quality splat fest.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17And we'll do it again soon.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20But, for now, we'll leave you with the Splatapult ceremony.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Take it away, Faetal.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I forgive you!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25That's all for now, so, until next time, keep splatting!
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