0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:04We've invited ten brave young warriors
0:00:04 > 0:00:06to enter the messiest kingdom in the land,
0:00:06 > 0:00:09to go head-to-head with those despicable defenders,
0:00:09 > 0:00:12as they compete to capture the much-prized Splatalot crown.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16Kids at home, if I can give you any advice, it's just, give up!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Will the defenders succeed
0:00:17 > 0:00:20in protecting their precious crown and castle,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22or will the attackers overthrow them,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24and in the end, reign victorious?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter,
0:00:27 > 0:00:28and above all, who will go...
0:00:28 > 0:00:29- DICK AND DOM:- Splat!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Hello, Splat fans, one and all.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36But especially, you! He's Dick.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37- He's Dom.- And this is Splatalot,
0:00:37 > 0:00:39the ultimate game show
0:00:39 > 0:00:41set in a majestic, mythical kingdom
0:00:41 > 0:00:42where good and evil do battle.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Evil? You know the defenders aren't actually that evil?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47They're more annoying than evil.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49And some of the attackers can be a little bit cheeky.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Right, OK, so it's a majestic, mythical kingdom,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- where the cheeky and annoying do battle?- Yes.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Brilliant! Here's what's coming up.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Round one is the Merciless Moat,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00where only the six fastest will survive.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Round two is Ditch the Dungeon,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03where we ditch two more attackers.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Leaving four finalists in the round we call Capture the Crown,
0:01:06 > 0:01:08because that's precisely what they need to do.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Here's that Merciless Moat in more detail.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It begins with a double whammy
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- of baffling barrels and piercing pellets.- Lovely!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Once you've been baffled and pierced,
0:01:17 > 0:01:21you can slip up the slippery slope and roll over the rolling mace.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23The Impossible Incline awaits, and then, if you've got this far,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26you are rewarded with the Beastly Battleaxes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29A well-balanced, patient approach is required on the Bridge Of Disaster.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32But don't waver when you reach the Wavering Warhead,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34as it leads to the finish line and potential glory.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Don't start celebrating just yet,
0:01:36 > 0:01:38cos there's one more thing to add to this challenge.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Ice cream and hundreds and thousands?- Not exactly.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42It's this lot. The defenders.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Don't they look lovely together?!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46In round one, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48we have the inhumane Vane,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50the thoughtless Thorne,
0:01:50 > 0:01:54and finally, it's the ever-so-feisty Faetal.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55What a line-up!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Watch your back!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59And your face!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00And your gut!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05So, over to the court. On the splatter batter, we have Vane,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08on vaporisers, Thorne, and on the aqualizer, Faetal.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Hello, first attacker!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hello, I'm Tim!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Now give me the crown!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Manners, Timothy!- Say please!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Spla-tangar! - Well, he can't at the moment.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20He's got a mouthful of moat juice.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Run, Timmy, run!- No, Timmy, no!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25And...dogo-boody-bird!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Whoa! Air cadet down! Eagle down!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Vane gets lippy, but air cadet, Timmy rises above it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31He's at the Incline.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34So, Tim, I hear you do a pretty good impression of me. Is that right?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37I'm Thorne! Grrr!
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Now, I find that a pretty inaccurate portrayal of me!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43I'm inclined to agree!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Porky-worky-wit-woff!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Looks like the Incline is inclined to agree with you too!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Well, Tim took on Thorne,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52which left a bad impression, and resulted in a simple splat.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54PLANE and simple!
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Plane...he's an air cadet, see?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- I'm OK!- For now, maybe!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Tim, yet to make it over an obstacle without getting wet.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Will he succeed on the Battleaxes?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, mundo-dropsquit!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07So, Dick, you asked if Tim would succeed on the Battleaxes.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11We can now reveal the correct answer is...mundo-dropsquit!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Hey, Timothy! Do air cadets always wear pink?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17More put-downs from the unfriendly Faetal.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Urgh, and that's a near Faetal blow to Tim's chances,
0:03:20 > 0:03:21cos he's back in the moat again.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Splat!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25What's next for poor Tim?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Uh-oh! Look out! Movie dunkers! - Scoochy-scur!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Tim doesn't look to happy about that!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Take flight, Timothy!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Faetal does her worst,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36but Tim seems to have left the best till last
0:03:36 > 0:03:37as he flies over the finish line.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39He really IS an air cadet!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Tim's time is a pretty reasonable 7.56,
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and that's put a smile back on his...
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Towel for Timothy! Next, please!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48YOLO!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- DICK AND DOM:- YOLO!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52You only live once, but how many times will you splat, John?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Onto the Baffling Barrels. Not baffling yet. Not baffling yet.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Now they are.- Gwipsy-down-down!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59John gets up close and personal with barrel number three.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ah, look! It's a splat at first sight! Lovely!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05So, will he find true love on the Incline?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ohh...ohh...crazy-legs-begby!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Well, it's a classic love story.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Boy meets Incline, boy falls for Incline,
0:04:13 > 0:04:14boy falls down Incline,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16boy gets a kisser on the noggin.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18You know how they say that love can be cruel?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Well, that's why! - Come on now, pull yourself together!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Oh, dear, and it just keeps getting worse for John.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Nothing to love about 16.05.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27And then he gets dumped on from a great height!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, this game is heartbreaking!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Supersplat-a-tat-a-licious!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Ooh, what a great word! How do you spell it?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- S-U-P-E...exactly how it sounds. - Hey, Celeste,
0:04:36 > 0:04:41does your mum happen to have a crush on somebody in the castle?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yeah!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Gildar.- Oh.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Ah, I don't think that was the answer
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Vane was looking for.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49"Gildar" shouldn't be the answer
0:04:49 > 0:04:51anyone is looking for!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Can Celeste recover from this embarrassing revelation?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Your mum has a crush on Gildar, but I'm going to crush you, Celeste.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I don't think anyone's ever had a crush on Thorne.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Celeste on the Battleaxes...
0:05:01 > 0:05:03ding-dong, paddle time!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yes, who needs threats from Thorne
0:05:05 > 0:05:07when you've got the menacing Battleaxes?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Even the axe blade's getting in on the action!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11But despite the threats, taunts, and splats,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Celeste is serene with a time of 9.02.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I don't think she even noticed that slime shower!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Here's the next attacker, Danielle.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Ooh, drinky-poos!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle! Yeah!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25A battle cry that would scare any defender to the core!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Here she is at the Battleaxes. - Do you like that?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Thorne, pouring on the slimy charm. - How about that?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- He's sliming for fun now! - That's his job!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Come on!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Hey, it's harder than it looks! - She's right.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40And just to prove it, fatticus slam-dunk! What a splat!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43But daring Danielle picks herself up and heads for the bridge.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hi, Danielle.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Let's see that Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Wiggle! Wiggle! Wiggle!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50- I'm OK!- Yes, she's OK for now.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53But there's a load of water coming right at her!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Whap-a-lap! And Danielle wiggle, wiggle, wiggles off the bridge.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00She crosses the finishing line in 16.9.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Not too sure if that's enough to wiggle into the next round, though.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05I'm a hungry, hungry hippo!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08No, Judy. You're a stripy, stripy zebra.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Here we go. Wocka!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13So, if Judy is not a hippo, then who is?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15The splatty, splatty barrel, that's who.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Ah, thank you very much!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Onto the rolly, rolly mace.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20But even if she had flappy, flappy wings,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23she'd still be heading for the wetty, wetty water.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Onto the Impossibly-wossibly Incline.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Where even a chimpy, chimpy tail can't save her.- Please stop now!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Does your silly, silly head hurty-hurty-hurt?- Shut up!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33And Judy finishes in 11.07,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35but will that be enough to qualify?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Let's check out the leader board.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Tim's demand for the crown
0:06:38 > 0:06:39might have lacked manners,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42but you can't argue with that time of 7.56.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Meanwhile, Danielle might have to wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, home
0:06:44 > 0:06:46as 16.09 is the slowest time so far
0:06:46 > 0:06:48and puts her in the danger zone.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50But this round is far from over.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Another group of brave young warriors
0:06:52 > 0:06:54still have their eyes on the prize.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Yes, in the wonderful words of the first half attacker, Celeste,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01it's going to get supersplat-a-tat-a-licious!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06So we're halfway through round one,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09and this is an extremely exciting part of the show,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- because no-one can tell who's going to go through.- I can.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Plus, I can tell you who's going to win the crown.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16How are you going to do that?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Well, I've got predictive text.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Really? That's brilliant!
0:07:20 > 0:07:21I thought predictive text
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- was just something that corrected spelling mistakes.- Oh...oh, no!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27If you text me the names of all the attackers,
0:07:27 > 0:07:30then this little beauty will predict the winner!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh, great! So who have we had so far, then?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Why don't you check out the names on the leader board?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- PHONE BLEEPS - Oh, look!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39My phone predicts we're going to see that any time...now!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yes, Tim's in the lead,
0:07:41 > 0:07:42followed by Celeste, Judy,
0:07:42 > 0:07:44John, and Danielle, who's bringing up the rear.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Did you get all the names down? - Yes, but what about the rest?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49We'll have to type them as we go. Back to the course.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51The defenders are in position, and we're ready for the second half.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- What's this? It's a best friend battle!- Well, they WERE best friends.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Sarah, you're going down!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58In your dreams, Heather!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02OK, let's start with Heather on the mace. Splaggle-waggles!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Now, how about Sarah?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Splaggle-waggles!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Well, just like true best friends, nothing can separate them so far.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Heather's down the incline. Swot-nots!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Time for Sarah to have a go. She's also down the incline.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16It's another swot-nots! This is uncanny! Their rounds are identical!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18You know what, I think this exactly what it would be like
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- if we did the course together. - Yes...
0:08:20 > 0:08:21- BOTH:- Except, I'd win!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24So, in the battle of the best friends,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Heather eventually left Sarah behind,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28but I doubt either of those times
0:08:28 > 0:08:30will be good enough to qualify for round two
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Here's attacker number eight, Brandon,
0:08:32 > 0:08:34who's already looking good on the rolling mace.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I will raid this castle!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Sounds like Brandon means business!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Let's see what he's like on the bridge.- Come on, Brandon!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I hear you're a tornado! How do you like a rainstorm?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Apparently, "Tornado" is Brandon's nickname.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Well, it's apt, because this tornado
0:08:49 > 0:08:51is finding the Moat Challenge a breeze.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Just the Wavering Warhead to go.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Faetal's doing her best to put him off.- But he's having none of it!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57And he's over! Well done, Brandon!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Save the water, Faetal! There are two more attackers yet!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03And Brandon finishes with the fastest time so far.
0:09:03 > 0:09:055.03. How cool is that?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, dear! And that's a lesson for attackers everywhere!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Even when you finish, this course will give you a right good splatting!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Remember that in round two, Brandon.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Raiders!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Here's Brent.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Onto the Barrels, and...algae-eater!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Hey, Brent! You splat real good, boy!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Brent ignores Vane's weird accent, and is doing well on the mace,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28but...krunk!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Y'all done notice?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Bud has been a little bit of a DUD!
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Thorne, come on!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38JAUNTY MUSIC
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Looks like Thorne and Vane haven't quite bonded yet!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Back to the course, Brent is on the Incline.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Down he goes, and...moota-tutu!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50And the replay shows Brent is seriously sliding before he splats.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Well, his time's pretty serious too.
0:09:52 > 0:09:556.00 guarantees Brent a place in the second round.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57In fact, if we check the Moat Challenge leader board,
0:09:57 > 0:09:58we can see that leaves Brent
0:09:58 > 0:10:00in a very strong position indeed, because...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Hold on a second! Hold on a minute!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I think you're getting way ahead of yourself here.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07That's nine attackers. There's another one to go yet.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Yeah, but look, I counted to...ah!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Here's 10th attacker, Matthew.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Where's my crown?!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15It's not yours yet, Matty!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Hey, buddy, try and get me!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Oh, dearie me! Vane's asleep on the job!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Which means Matthew can reach the Incline with ease.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Oh, ya-honga!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26He reaches the moat with ease too!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- That hurt!- I think he means his pride, more than anything else.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I mean, if you can't get past a sleeping defender, then...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34DICK SNORES
0:10:34 > 0:10:36THUNK!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38What just happened?!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Did that wake you up, Matthew? - Oh, yeah!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Maybe that's what YOU need. - I don't know about that,
0:10:43 > 0:10:46but it's certainly what Vane could do with. Look at him!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Hey, Vane! It's dinner time!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51What? Whose dinner?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Funny, or sad? You decide.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Back to Matt on the bridge. Ta-wang-mangu!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Did that shower wake him up, or shake him up?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Well, that time of 9.17 has certainly perked him up,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- because that's good enough to get through.- Yes!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05So, here's the leader board.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Going through to Ditch the Dungeon are:
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Brandon, Brent, Tim, Celeste, Matt, and Judy.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12PHONE BLEEPS Ah, that'll be my text!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14So did your phone predict those six names?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Yes, yes it did.- Ah, brilliant!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18And this is the challenge that awaits them.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20My phone predicts a splat-fest.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26So it's time for our second round, Ditch The Dungeon.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Yes, Splatalot has reached new despicable depths,
0:11:29 > 0:11:31as this challenge starts beneath the castle walls.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33There we are. I've just sent you a text
0:11:33 > 0:11:36with the names of the attackers from this round. What happens now?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Well, we wait for the text to come through,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40and my phone will predict who will win.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, I think Brandon's in with a good chance, actually.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46And Brent's not far behind. Oh, and then there's Celeste...
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- PHONE BLEEPS - No, don't worry about that.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50That's just my, er...Auntie Pam.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yes, anyway, we really shouldn't delay
0:11:52 > 0:11:54with the start of the next round.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56What we can definitely predict right now
0:11:56 > 0:11:59is that four of the following will be going through to the final.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Brandon, Brent,
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Tim, Celeste,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Matthew, and Judy.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06- Anything?- No!- Anything?- No! - Anything?- No!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Here's round two in more detail.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Way down in the dungeon, you must escape the stocks,
0:12:11 > 0:12:12then head across the Splatwalk
0:12:12 > 0:12:14and finally, ascend the Loathsome Ladder.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Sounds easy, but the defenders will be pelting you all the way
0:12:17 > 0:12:20with every slimy substance known to the kingdom.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23The goal is to escape the dungeon and capture one of four flags.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25If you do, then, my friend, you're in the final!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Anything?- No!- Anything?- No! - Anything?- No!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Now, look, look, can we not just watch round two first?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33What, and check the prediction after the results?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Yes?- OK!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Right, let's meet the defenders for round two.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38It's that fiery, feathered fiend called...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Kookaburra!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Then we have this little bundle of energy.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44He's actually quite a lovely chap when you get to know him.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Skabb!!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Finally, by day, she's simply called Eva,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49but if you dare to make angry, she becomes...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Madeva!- Mad Eva...makes sense.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- THEY WHISPER - Beware of the Balls Of Doom.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Beware the Balls Of Doom.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- HE YELLS - Beware of the Balls Of Doom!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02So, the attackers are in the Stock Market.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Brent's in green.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Judy has zebra stripes.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Matt's red, Brandon's orange,
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Celeste's in green and yellow,
0:13:07 > 0:13:08and Tim's gritty in pink.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11And the defenders look lean and mean. SKABB ROARS
0:13:11 > 0:13:13All right, thank you, Skabb!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- KLAXON - Oh, yeah! Yes!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'm not sure what Kookaburra is agreeing with,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21but he has to agree the attackers are off to a great start.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Yeah, but here comes the foam!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Slidey-licious!- A slight variation
0:13:24 > 0:13:26on Celeste's battle cry there from Madeva.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29and funnily enough, Celeste's the only one still on her feet.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Splatzoid! Well, now she's off her feet!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Yes, Kookaburra using the slimeballs to great effect.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Zupingo! Surely Tim can't take much more of this!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39And down the ladder he goes.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Kook showing off! Well, I suppose, if you've got it, splat it!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45So, they're pretty much all back where they started.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Back on the Splatwalk. Lovely!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oi, Celeste, what's up?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I was slimed by Kookaburra!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54You need to sell that stuff on the interweb!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Eurgh! Would you buy Kookaburra's slime online?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Absolutely not! I only use Skabb's.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Go on back down, now!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Medeva's froth-brother is really doing what it should.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Namely, frothing and brothing!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Kids at home, if I can give you any advice, it's just, give up.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Thank you, Kook!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Oh, Judy!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Yamnuts!- Yo, zebra!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Double yamnuts! Kookaburra making full use of the Vile Volley.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Down go Judy and Tim!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Ah, yes, the Vile Volley. It fires a volley of vile volleyballs!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Volley good!- Yeah, they pack quite a punch! Just ask Judy!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28So, who's going to get to the top of this ladder first?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Look out, Bird! I've got something special for you, Bird!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34And Brent, or Bird, as Kookaburra prefers to call him,
0:14:34 > 0:14:36takes a long trip back down the ladder. Oh, towanga-mangu!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Welcome to slime and ladders!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Climb the ladder, and get slimed back to the bottom again.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Wof! Wof! Wof! Brent takes out Brandon!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Uh-oh!- Skabb!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50It's Balls Of Doom time! Ohh!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52You feel that shake?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Balls Of Doom!- Balls Of Doom!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Balls Of Doom!- Balls Of...oof!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58..Doom!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Look, there it is! The Ball of Doom!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- THEY SCREAM - Skabb strikes!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Load 'em up again! - How many Balls of Doom are there?!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Here comes another!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12And yet again, Brent takes the brunt of the Doom Ball damage.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Strike!- Skabb's on the ball today!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Celeste is near the top!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Celeste, say, "Ahh!" - SHE SCREAMS
0:15:18 > 0:15:21No, Celeste, you've got to go lower. Oh, I see you have!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23HE YELLS
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Kookaburra really doesn't want Brandon to capture a flag!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28The young attacker is holding on, but Kookaburra finds a way
0:15:28 > 0:15:30and down goes Brandon, panda-hands!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yes, it's all heading in the wrong direction.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Brandon's down, then Celeste was down. What's up, people?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Matt, that's what. Look at him go!
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Yes, yes, yes, yes!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40No, no, no, no, no!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Tim's at the top now, but not for long.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Oh, and down he goes, into the dregs.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Ah, now, this looks more promising.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50It's brave Brent who is the brunt no longer.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53He claims the first flag and the first place in the final!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55And despite Medeva's last-ditch attempts,
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Judy joins Brent at the top. Who will be next out of the dungeon?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Only time will tell!
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Well, it was looking good for Celeste,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04but there she goes again in spectacular style!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Oh, and I think we have our third finalist! Matt makes it to the top.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- So one flag remains.- And it looks like Brandon is going to claim it.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13He's climbing hard, he just about crawls over
0:16:13 > 0:16:14ahead of a very tired-looking Tim.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16So, that's the end of the game!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18We have our four finalists.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Come up here, I'll help you up...psyche!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Naughty Skabb! Been nice to Celeste!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Here's Tim's slide of shame.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Looks quite nice, actually. Not that shameful at all.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28The four finalists celebrate
0:16:28 > 0:16:29and take in the majestic kingdom
0:16:29 > 0:16:31that could be theirs very soon indeed.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Ooh, what's this?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Five, six, seven, eight!
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Da-na-na-na-na, shimmy-shimmy!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Da-na-na-na-na, shimmy-shimmy! - Yeah, not awkward at all!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I can't wait for Splatalot: The Musical!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Kookaburra would be a sensation! - Sensation!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Let's look at the leader board.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Heading into the final with a chance to rule Splatalot
0:16:48 > 0:16:50are Brent, Judy, Matt, and Brandon.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Anything?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- PHONE BLEEPS - Oh, yes! Would you believe it?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Phone's right again! Oh, brilliant!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Only one more text and we will know who's champion!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Look, it's not my fault he's one bar short of a signal!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04So, stick around for our Capture The Crown splat-tacular.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- And don't forget Dom's amazing phone predictions.- Yeah...
0:17:09 > 0:17:10So, it's time for a Splat Stat Attack.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- What about the phone prediction? - Splat Stats first.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18Brent is the strongest attacker. He's finished third and first so far.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Judy's improved, and so has Matt, but Brandon's struggling.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25He was first in round one, but fourth in round two.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26OK, prediction time!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Look, mate! I can't do it.- I know.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- You do?- Well, of course I know.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33We can't ruin the final for the audience, can we?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Tell you what, I'll look after this
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- and reveal the answer when it's all over.- But..!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Here's a reminder of our final four attackers.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Competing for the much-treasured Splatalot crown
0:17:42 > 0:17:44are Brent, Judy, Matt and Brandon.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Dom already knows who's going to win,
0:17:46 > 0:17:49but it will be exciting to watch, because of this lot.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Skabb, Madeva, Vane,
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Thorne, Faetal, and Kookaburra.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Then, to add even more drama, there's the course itself.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59This is what stands between the attackers and the crown.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01They start with a trip across the Dire Mire,
0:18:01 > 0:18:03then it's across the barrier of all barriers,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05the tough-to-tackle Terrifying Tees
0:18:05 > 0:18:07then lead to the aptly-named Scary-Go-Round.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Once on board, they must avoid the Annihilating Arm,
0:18:10 > 0:18:11before landing on the Gruesome Twosome.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Then they have to tiptoe past the Clobbering Canons,
0:18:14 > 0:18:15leap onto the Royal Ramps,
0:18:15 > 0:18:17then claim the rock wall to victory,
0:18:17 > 0:18:21where the all-important crown awaits the victorious attacker.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- The defenders look ready to defend! - That's what they do best!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Kiss on this for luck? Fantastic.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29KLAXON
0:18:29 > 0:18:30And here come the attackers!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Brent's in green, Brandon's in orange,
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Judy's in zebra stripes, and Matt's in red.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36So the first test looms in the Dire Mire,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39but Matt has no problem at all with the barrier.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41And he'll be the first to make it through the gate.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Kookaburra there is the welcoming committee.- But Matt shrugs it off!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47And look at him go! He breezes over the Terrifying Tees with ease.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Can Brandon do the same? Well, it's less elegant, but he's over.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Back to the Mire. Brent and Judy having a dire time there.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Brandon and Matt now take a leap of faith onto the Scary-Go-Round.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Brandon doing well, as he negotiates Annihilating Arm.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Crack-a-whack! Negotiations didn't go too well for Matt, though.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Brandon didn't help much.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09He stuck his foot out and sent Matt head over heels into the mud.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Back to Brent and Judy. Brent tries the Tees and zoo-barra-mundy!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Where's Judy? There's Judy. Double zoo-barra-mundy!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Yes, the Terrifying Tees
0:19:18 > 0:19:21tease another two Titanic splats out of our attackers.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24They both take a trip into the gamungi.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Brandon now leaps majestically, and he's over the Annihilating Arm.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Can Matt did the same?- Yoo-hoo!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Pretty scary battle cry there from Faetal.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And more majestic leaping from Brandon. Is this a sign?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Is he destined for magisterial duties?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Not quite so majestic from Matt,
0:19:39 > 0:19:41but he does get a right royal rinsing in the moat.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Hey, how about a little plaque removal?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Ooh, dental humour always puts my teeth on edge!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Brent's now at the Annihilating Arm.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Can he get over it? No, he can't.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Splottomsberg!
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Brandon hasn't put a foot wrong in this round. Rumcorn!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- MADEVA CHUCKLES - That's how I do!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00We'd practically put the crown on Brandon's head,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02but Madeva clobbered him into the sauce,
0:20:02 > 0:20:04which means the race is wide open again.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Jumping Judy! She's made it to the Scary-Go-Round.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Someone wake Judy up!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11This really is no time for a nap, Judy!
0:20:11 > 0:20:12You've got a kingdom to conquer!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15This area could probably be a little more slippery.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Only if you want people to slip, Vane!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I think that's the intention! Ring-ollo!
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Yes, it would seem Brandon
0:20:21 > 0:20:24is finding the last section of this course particularly gruelling.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Bye-bye, Brandon!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Meanwhile, it looks like Judy's still asleep on the job.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh, but she's now ready to make her move!
0:20:32 > 0:20:33She readies herself for the leap
0:20:33 > 0:20:35onto the Gruesome Twosome and...cammy-plop!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Well, Jumping Judy, I like,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39but Holding-On-And-Not-Splatting Judy needs some work.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Now it's time for Brent to make his move.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46He leaps, and he lands! Great effort!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Brandon at the Royal Ramps.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50And Skabb with the royal flush!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52But Brandon holds on!
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Vane sees the danger.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Brandon leaps...but can't hold onto the rock wall.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Matt and Brent are now past the Clobbering Canons.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00But what about the Royal Ramps?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02First Matt...plop-o-rama!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05What about Brent? Double plop-o-rama!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Here comes Judy.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Manky-bonk! There goes Judy!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Manky-bonk! Manky-bonk! Manky-bonk! Thank you very much!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17What's Brandon up to? He's down the ramps and has made it across.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18He's been here before, remember!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22He's looking good, despite the goo grenades!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Matt's not far behind, but Brandon is at the rock wall again
0:21:25 > 0:21:27and this time he holds on!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Matt is closing the gap, he's on the run! Correction, he's off the ramp.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Brandon climbs...woah, splat, trongo-bongo!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Brandon's at the top, he's seconds away from victory!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41And there's the crown! He takes it and we have a new ruler,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43King Brandon of Splatalot!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I won Splatalot! Yeah!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51There's a happy chappy!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Well done, King Brandon! A worthy champion.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56So, Dom, let's check your prediction!
0:21:56 > 0:22:01- Ah, says here, "Dom predicts Dick will win."- What?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Ha! Got ya!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Now that could actually be a contender for this!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Actually, the real Splat Of The Day went to Tim in Round One.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14The incline did its worst,
0:22:14 > 0:22:16taking Tim's tottering tootsies right from under him
0:22:16 > 0:22:18and then gravity stepped in to take him down.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Ta-ta, Tim! You were terrific!
0:22:20 > 0:22:21You, on the other hand,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24were terrible! Making me think you could predict a winner.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27No one can predict the future, it's just not possible.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I will raid this castle!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Or maybe it is!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33So Brandon's prediction came true, he finished fastest in the challenge.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37But then his form dipped in Round Two, where he only just qualified.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40However, he saved the best till last and conquered every obstacle
0:22:40 > 0:22:43in his way to become a worthy champion
0:22:43 > 0:22:44and the new ruler of Splatalot!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47And now it's time for King Brandon's first official duty.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52My first act as king of Splatalot is to throw one of you into the moat.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I wish I could do it to all of you!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57But today it will be you, Vane!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Rookie! Absolute rookie!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Poor Vane, but I suppose that's what you get
0:23:04 > 0:23:06if you mess with a superior intellect.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- So that's it for this week. All that remains is for me to...- Get splatted!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Predictable? Moi?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Here's the Splatapult ceremony.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21OK, press the button, now!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Lovely! Lots more mess and mayhem for you next time, so until then...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27BOTH: Keep splatting!
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