0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Today, ten brave young warriors will enter the kingdom
0:00:05 > 0:00:08and go head-to-head with those deplorable defenders,
0:00:08 > 0:00:11as they compete to capture that priceless Splatalot crown.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14I'm unstoppable.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Will the defenders be able to keep the castle safe or will
0:00:17 > 0:00:20the attackers seize the crown, win the day and dance daftly?
0:00:20 > 0:00:24So, who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter and who will go...
0:00:24 > 0:00:25BOTH: Splat?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Hello, I'm Dick. - I'm Dom.- And this is...
0:00:31 > 0:00:32S-pthpthpth-latalot!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Easy. There's more spray in here than there is out on the court.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I'm s-pth-o s-pthpth-orry.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39How uncouth.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43It's almost as if we have been transported back to Medieval times.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Have you taken in the view lately?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- The Moat Challenge.- Yeah, I suppose it's a bit historical.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- The Ditch The Dungeon round. - Yes, olde worlde.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52And just look at the final round.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I mean, the crown itself must be older than my gran.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56That is Medieval.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00So, we start with ten attackers, but only four will make it to the final.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Where one of them will reign su-pthpthpth-reme.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Here is Round One in more detail.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08To cross the moat, the attackers
0:01:08 > 0:01:10must do battle with the baffling barrels.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13They then face the slippery slope, rolling mace and impossible incline.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17The beastly battle-axes are next, followed by the bridge of disaster.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20And then the debilitating disc takes him to the finish line.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Now it is time to unveil the most Medieval part of the show.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Your underpants?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30No, the defenders. More Neanderthal than Medieval.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32First up today, it's Thorne.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33I'll be the thorn in your side.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Then it is beastly barbarian... - Skabb!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39And finally, Faetal, who knows it is best to say nothing at all.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Skabb rules!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Faetal rocks!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44And Thorne...
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- ..thorns!- See what I mean?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51So, the course is ready and the defenders are in place.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Thorne's on splat-zooka, Skabb's on slime-stick
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- and Faetal's on the aqualiser. - Here is Nadia.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58YOSO - you only splat once!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Hold on. Something tells me Nadia's underestimated a bit.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Time for the Splat-tabulator, I think.- What does it do?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05I'll show you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- It counts the splats.- All right.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Does it go into double figures?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Hey, Nadia. Hey, I'm trying to talk here.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Yeah, trying.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Call that a hit?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh, Nadia with some feisty backchat. But is that wise?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- No!- You only splat once - what was that?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- What's going on? - Thorne's been splatted.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Hey, who did that?
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- Well, it might seem unfair on Nadia, but a splat is a splat.- OK.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Sorry, Nadia.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Fubbles!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43The splat count increasing further men as Nadia rolls off the mace.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47You said only once, but you see how I got you twice there.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- I hear you like seals.- I do. - Can you do an impression for me?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54That's more of an artist's impression.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Here she is, going down the incline.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57It's a bit slippy and...clack-she-backs!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Seven now on the Splat-tabulator.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03This is my impression of Skabb. Raargh!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Can you actually impersonate yourself?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Yes, I'm doing me right now. - Very good. It's just like you.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Nadia at the battle-axes and...and...buckle-snuff!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15And the Splat-tabulator hits 10.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Your fate is in my hands now.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'm guessing that's a bad thing.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It all depends whether you like power showers.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25It looks like she does, cos Nadia's made it over the bridge.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I thought you were supposed to be the nice one.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29A nice defender? That's a contradiction in terms.
0:03:29 > 0:03:35- SKABB:- Hey, Faetal, that is what I call a sanitising wash.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- That wasn't funny. - If Skabb tells a joke, you laugh.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Well, Nadia's not laughing. The splat counters, to 11.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Understandable, though.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44That debilitating disc is not a walk in the park.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46No, it's pretty much as far removed
0:03:46 > 0:03:49from a walk in the park as I can think of.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Hey, Skabb, why did I put a seal in the moat?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- So it wouldn't leak.- Why don't they just stick to defending?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Nadia finishes with her seal impression,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59but has she sealed her place in the next round?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'm going to win this thing.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Here is Madison, on the battleaxes.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06She says she's a winner, but is she a splatter?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, shazoodia!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11In slow motion, you can see she plants her right foot here,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14but her left foot has got nowhere to go, other than down.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Hey, Faetal.- Yeah.- Knock, knock. - Who's there?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Not Madison.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Well, at least Madison won't have to listen to any more
0:04:22 > 0:04:24jokes, as she has finished, in 6.48.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Now, who's this?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, look, here comes Brooke.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30And there she goes, like a Brooke to water.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Girls kick butt!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33You should be terrified.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Gymnast Brooke gets a warm welcome from Skabb.- Clam-shambles.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Classic technique, here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42Nice pointy toes and straight legs, resulting in a well-executed splat.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Faetal now, and not making Brooke's life easy on the debilitating disc.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Beaver-thwack!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, dear, her gymnastic poise has deserted her at the finish.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52No pointed toes this time, just a big, fat, splashy splat.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- But Brooke still finishes in 5:10. - Splooty.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Shark attack.- Shark!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Boys and girls, it's time for a bit of shark hunting.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03This doesn't look good for Jacob.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Nice try! - You have got a taunter, Thorne!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Will Jacob's taunting backfire? He is almost over the mace.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11But not quite and...mummy-chog!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14And shark boy Jacob finishes, I said fin-ishes, in the moat.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Thank you very much.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24One thing I'd love is a good bowl of shark fin soup.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I want to see your disappearing act, Jacob.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Ah, yes, Jacob's also a very keen magician.- He is actually very good.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33- THORNE:- I am so impressed.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Now, does Jacob have any more tricks up his sleeve?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Kalooka-coco-poo!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What a leap from Jacob. What a splat, too.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And that's a magical time of 5:02.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44It was fun.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I love kissing girls!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Does he now?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Well, Goran also loves leaping over barrels, by the look of it.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Oh...giant darnio!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55What the heck is this kid?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I'm unstoppable.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Get ready to kiss my splat-zooka.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Uh-oh.- Panga!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- You think that was funny?- Yeah.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06There's an awful lot of love out there. Thorne expresses his love
0:06:06 > 0:06:08for Jacob, with a little kiss on the bonce. How sweet.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11At the mace now and Goran's twinkle-toes take him right over.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14But he goes cheek-to-cheek with the incline.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's going, it's going, it's gone!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Thanks, Thorne. But Goran's gone and finished in the fastest time so far.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Goo-goo Goran.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23A little mouthwash for you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24So, we're at the halfway stage.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27And despite some awful jokes, it's gone pretty well.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Don't you mean it's Goran pretty well?- I've got plenty of pies left.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Here's the leaderboard.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Goran is in the lead with 3:12.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Jacob has 5:09, just one second ahead of Brooke.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Madison has clocked 6:48 and Nadia brings up the rear with 7:19.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43So, the next five attackers have got it all to do at the halfway mark.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46So have the defenders. They really need some funnier material.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47That's rich coming from you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Of course it is - that's my name.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Shut up or you'll get splatted, like this lot.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55So, we're halfway through and it's all still to play for.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Six places in Round Two are on offer.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Actually, that's not quite true. Only five places are left.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02If you think about it, even if
0:07:02 > 0:07:05all five attackers in the second half are faster then the current
0:07:05 > 0:07:08leader, Goran will still go through, as the sixth fastest.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10In other words, if you're top of the leaderboard after
0:07:10 > 0:07:12the first half, then you can relax.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- You thought all that up on your own, did you?- How dare you?
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Of course I did.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Ah-ha! I told you not to play with the stats hat. It gives you ideas.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Let's check out the leaderboard.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25So, Goran is safe in top spot,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28but the rest simply have to hope their times are good enough.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30The jokers, I mean, the defenders, are back in place.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32So let's meet attacker number six.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Mullets and moustaches.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Taylor's mulleting her way over the mace.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44But it's all gone a bit moustachey and...gravel-diver-grunch!
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Oh, it looked like she was going to make it,
0:07:45 > 0:07:49but once you're off your feet, then the mace will roll you over.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52But look at this - Taylor's one of the very few to make it over
0:07:52 > 0:07:54the incline without getting wet.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Our distracting is working phenomenally fun.- It is.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Fantastic teamwork.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- I can't believe it. - What? Skabb being nice to Thorne?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04No, Skabb using the word "phenomenally".
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Talking of phenomenal, Taylor celebrates in style.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09You goo, girl.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Where are my glasses?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Where you left them, Saad.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Burrowing goby!- I think I've found where your glasses might be.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17They might be in the water.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, no, come on, Saad, they must be in there somewhere.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Thorne's joking. Boy, he's got you and Saad over a barrel.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26That's it. Have a good search in there.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29And sadly for Saad, he does not finish.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- I eat pain.- Uh-oh.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Welcome to the international house of pain-cakes.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Will that scare Marcus? No, he throws a paintball at Thorne!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38- Oi!- Delta-smelt!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Hey, Marcus, I also eat pain. But I drink fear!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Skabb scares me more when he's trying to make sense.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Donty-tetra!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Well, Skabb might drink fear,
0:08:47 > 0:08:49but Marcus is drinking an awful lot of moat water.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52And it leads to a mouth-watering splat.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Can he recover from this?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57He can. 3:02 is the fastest time so far.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Oh, Thorne's a bit cheeky. - You suck!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00And Marcus is even cheekier.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03That's your dessert, Marcus.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04I feel really uncomfortable.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Why's that, then?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Forehead-brooder!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Ah, that's why.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11The barrels offer cold comfort for Luke,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14but I doubt the rest of the course will be any more welcoming.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I'm done.- That's because he came undone on the barrels.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19And so, Luke officially does not finish.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Well, if it were easy, we'd have kings and queens all over the shop.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23It's my birthday!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Happy splat-day, Mikayla.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Hey, Micky, I've got an extra-special present for you here.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Don't like the sound of that.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Thorne's present is not a hit.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34But - dusty-grouper - Mikayla ends up in the moat anyway.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38I remember when I was 15. The first day I wrestled a brontosaurus
0:09:38 > 0:09:41and ate his liver for breakfast.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44That's disgusting.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It was the best birthday ever.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Thanks, Skabb. - Happy birthday.- Wobbegong!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Thorne reminds us this ain't no ordinary birthday.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52And this time his gift is a hit.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, look, he's even wrapped it himself.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Faetal is here to make all your birthday wishes come true.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01So now it's Faetal's turn to shower Mikayla with splatty gifts.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Blenny-blunderic.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Well, the finish ramp there, giving Mikayla one final parting gift.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Everyone's been so nice to her on her splat-day.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12But that's the best gift - 3:57.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13And here's the surprise pressie!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Through to Round Two are Brooke, Jacob, Goran, Taylor, Marcus
0:10:16 > 0:10:18and Micky AKA Mikayla.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Yes, well done to those six, who will now battle it out in our very
0:10:21 > 0:10:23messy second round, Ditch The Dungeon.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Where we'll be ditching two more attackers.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27It's going to be splat-tastic.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33But before we head for Round Two, let's take a moment to celebrate
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Skabb's unique sense of humour as performed by Mr Dickie McCourt.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Madison.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42HE LAUGHS
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Great. Make it more stupid.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45OK.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I eat pain, but I also drink fear.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49HE LAUGHS
0:10:49 > 0:10:50I remember when I was 15.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52The first day I wrestled a brontosaurus
0:10:52 > 0:10:55and ate his liver for breakfast. Best birthday ever.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57SKABB LAUGHS
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Tell you what, Dom, I'm getting his laugh down to a tee.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03And Skabb thinks he's going to have you for tea!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05THEY SCREAM
0:11:05 > 0:11:08And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11let's remind ourselves who's going through to Round Two. Tell them!
0:11:11 > 0:11:16J-J-Jacob, Mikayla, Taylor, Brooke, Goran and M-M-Marcus.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- And now you tell them about Round Two.- Thank you, Skabb.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20I mean, Mr Skabb.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22S-S-So in Ditch The Dungeon,
0:11:22 > 0:11:24we begin with the attackers in the stock market.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Then they escape over the splat-walk which leads to the loathsome ladder.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29At the top, they'll find four flags,
0:11:29 > 0:11:32but the defenders will be armed with all sorts of slimy weapons.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35If they can claim a flag, then they will go through to the final.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Good. Now be nice to my friends or I'll use your heads as slime-balls.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45So, defending the dungeon we have the lovely Kookaburra.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Ah, you didn't think it was me. I was hiding.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50The lovely lady with the lovely laugh, Madeva.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51SHE LAUGHS
0:11:51 > 0:11:54And the lovely gentleman archer, Vane.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You can get the crown.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58When pigs fly.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01This guy is going to need a parachute.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02How lovely.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05So, the attackers are down in the stock market and ready to go.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Micky is in red. Goran is orange. Brooke is orange and blue.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Marcus has yellow and green. Jacob's stripes and Taylor's in pink.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- The defenders are also armed and ready so let's begin.- Right.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16KLAXON BLARES And they are off.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Once out of the stocks, they head over to the gate
0:12:19 > 0:12:20which leads to the splat-walk.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Welcome to Vane's runway of pain.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Taylor has an early lead, but it's very early days.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Noodle-fish! Never too early for a splat though.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30And that is an early bath for Taylor.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31OK, let's bring this stuff down.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Vane start foaming.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34You haven't even got up one step yet.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36And Madeva starts taunting.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Brooke slips in the form
0:12:37 > 0:12:41and heads to the moat, which looks like a bubble bath.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Kook with the slime-ball and...sockeye salmon!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Another treat there for Micky the birthday girl.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48And look at Marcus, sliding along the splat-walk.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- He seems to have taken Goran out in the process.- Beckham.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Can Kook bend it like Beckham, though?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Oh, fantastic.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Is there no end to his boasting?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58And is there no end to this slippery foam? Marcus is down.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Kook throws this time. Nimble-fish.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02He is on fire today. He can't seem to miss.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yes, it is Goran this time on the receiving end.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06You really can't get more accurate than that.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08And once again, an attacker is in the moat.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Open wide, say, "Ah."
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Madeva gets medical, but it's just an evil splatty ploy.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Is that for me?- You want some of this? Come on now, say, "Ah!"
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Goran's playing along, but that often ends in tears.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Vane's taking the more direct route.- Happy birthday.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Look at the slide, down the Vane runway of pain.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31You know, Vane is one of the most...
0:13:31 > 0:13:33One of the most what exactly?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36One of the most charming men on the planet.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Kook tries bowling this time.- Strike.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Fantastic.- Half a strike. - More like a spare.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Well, Kook has kicked, thrown and bowled superbly today.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- What a great guy.- Great guy? - Shh! Skabb might be listening.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Mammy's cooking a shark fin soup special for you, child.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Nope, even I don't know what that meant.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Hey, guys, raise of hands, who wants the ball of doom?
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Oh, Marcus doesn't like the sound of that.- See, I got it with that one.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Kook is really messing with the attackers.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Oh, and now he is messing with himself.- Waah!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Waah!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13For once he is actually speechless.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Taylor decides she'd rather be in the moat than listen to Kookaburra.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17I'm so angry.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Whilst Skabb's gone, let's see Kookaburra slip one more time.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Here it comes again. Again. And again.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28That is brilliant.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Balls of doom! Balls of doom!
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Not so brilliant.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Yeah, it's balls of doom time, baby.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37BOTH: Balls of doom! Balls of doom!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Warty angler!
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Strike!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yes, and the earth-shattering attacker-splattering
0:14:44 > 0:14:46ball of doom makes its mark.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Goran gets most of that, but he is soon back up again.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Give me the ball of doom. - No. No, I'm not rushing it.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55You can't call for the ball of doom. You're not a defender.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59So, the attackers want the ball of doom and Kook won't throw it?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- You're doing really well. - More mind games from Kookaburra.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04A direct splat from Madeva and socky-fringe-head!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- First Taylor, then it's Mikayla's turn.- Madeva, you're scaring me.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Please, stop doing that. Actually, keep doing it.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Monkey-face prickle-back!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Kook brings out the slime-balls again.- Yes.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19And Madeva decides to wash away the goo and the attackers with it.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Look at them slide.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- Come on now.- Taylor accepts Madeva's challenge.- Oh, yeah.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27So close yet so far.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Vane gets ready for some sliming.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Vane, I told you once before, mind the weave, OK?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Madeva is getting a bit stroppy. - Is this a chance for the attackers?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Goran makes a move. But Madeva has seen him. And down he goes.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Slip-sliding away.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Yes, you've got it, hang on.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Uh-oh, Marcus is falling for another Kookaburra mind game.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50And now he is just falling.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52All the way back to the splat-walk.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56But the attackers have ganged up on Kook.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58And Goran is through to the final.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Brooke is not far behind and she is through, too,
0:16:00 > 0:16:02which means only two places are left.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Make it rain. OK.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Madeva tries to hose them down, but it is Vane who succeeds
0:16:05 > 0:16:09with the slime-stick. And down go Michaela and Taylor.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Jacob's made it. Followed by Marcus. Ooh.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, the course decides to remind Jacob that the splats
0:16:15 > 0:16:18can keep on coming, even when you've finished.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22But he now has the flag safely in hand and so has Marcus.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Taylor takes the slide of shame
0:16:23 > 0:16:25and slips all the way back to the splat-walk.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28And now it is Micky's turned to be shamed and, ultimately, splattered.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Here are the finalists,
0:16:29 > 0:16:33who should be saving the energy. But who can resist a good old flag-wave?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36And those finalists, who now have a chance to rule the kingdom
0:16:36 > 0:16:39and wear the crown are Goran, Jacob, Brooke and Marcus.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Yes, four will enter the final round, but only one will emerge victorious.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45They will also emerge completely splattered from head to toe,
0:16:45 > 0:16:50cos we have saved the toughest challenge till last.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Time now for some splat stats.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Wait! I want to do it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55OK, here you are, Mr Skabb.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Don't worry, the hat will tell you what to say.- Thank you.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- DICK'S VOICE:- Marcus won Round One, but came last in Round Two.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Jacob has improved, but not as much as Brooke
0:17:03 > 0:17:06and Goran is the favourite, with a second and first place so far.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- What just happened? I feel strange. - Don't worry about it.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Why don't you just go and relax and have a brontosaurus sandwich
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- and get ready for the final.- Skabb rules!- Yes, yes, you do, you do.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Right, shall we get back to the show?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Indeed. Here are the finalists.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Red-hot favourite Goran, most improved Brooke,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23struggling Marcus and Jacob, who's somewhere in between.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Now let's see if Skabb's recovered.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Yes, he has. There he is with the other five defenders.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Remember, all of them take part in the final.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32And here is that final in more detail.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It starts with a muddy trip across the dire mire
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- and the barrier of all barriers. - Then, it is a teeter and totter
0:17:37 > 0:17:40over the terrifying Ts, which lead to the scary-go-round.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43There, they'll find the annihilating arm and the gruesome twosome.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Then onto the clobbering cannons and over the royal ramps,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47before coming face-to-face with the rock wall.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50And at the top is that all-important Splatalot crown.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52So, Vane's on splat-zooka. Faetal is on slime.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Lovely Skabb's on goo-grenades. Thorne's on the vicious vaporisers.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Madeva's on the aqualiser and Kook's on the clobbering cannons.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Don't they all look pathetic?- What about Skabb?- He can't hurt us now.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- He is too busy defending. - And they're off.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Brooke's in blue and orange, Marcus is in green,
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Goran is in orange and Jacob is in stripes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Goran leaps over the barrier, like it wasn't there.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14But Brooke's not too far behind.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- And I am the first one.- Wow, Goran.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Goran is first to get splattered. - I've missed you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- I have missed you so much. - Well, this is all very pleasant
0:18:23 > 0:18:25and Goran has charmed his way over the Ts.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Now it is Brooke's turn. She leaps and...mo-wong!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Yes, Brooke went for broke, but she didn't see that coming.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- I think I can help with that.- What are you doing?- There you are, see?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- It's a giant pair of glasses. - How very thoughtful of you.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Goran leaps and just hangs on to the scary-go-round.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Thorne tries to shake him off.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- If that one of the boys from One Direction?- What?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Those guys are not cool.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50They have thrown everything at Goran today, but it looks like being
0:18:50 > 0:18:53compared to One Direction has hurt him the most.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Look out, it is zebra-striped shark boy.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Yes, Jacob's made it to the hammerhead Ts.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- VANE:- Shark boy just got finned out. - But Jacob is still standing.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Well, just about. He leaps and he lands.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Not bad for a fish out of water.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Maybe he is more of a zebra-striped shark-finned frog.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Maybe. Here's Marcus.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice...doing-doing.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12If you look at that again,
0:19:12 > 0:19:14you will notice that Marcus has lost a shoe.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16We suspect he left it somewhere in the dire mire.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- And that lead to dire consequences. - Not if you're a splat fan.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20That was fantastic.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Let me see your face, bro.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Here is Goran, on the annihilating arm, under attack from Vane.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Oh, my rotary calf.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, it looks like Vane's in trouble.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32And so is Goran. Byzangee!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- KOOK:- Oh, the old lucky one shoe on, one shoe off technique.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Hasn't been lucky so far. - You are a lousy aim, dude.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41How about Marcus's aim? Well, he is on the scary-go-round.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43But not for long. Smosh-hond!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Now it is Jacob's turn. But he hangs on.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50In fact, he manages to go under Marcus on the annihilating arm.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, my gosh! Oh, my goodness.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Dundy dinmont!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Goran's heading for the gruesome twosome.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Thorne tries to stop him, but he makes a spectacular landing.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Our good friend Skabb's spotted him, though,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02and slimes Goran at close range.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Oh, Goran, come back. You're my favourite.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oops, looks like Faetal's words were just too much for him.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11What will Jacob make of the annihilating arm? He is up.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13He is under attack. Wahoo-choop-stoops!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Just check this out.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17It's a full zebra-goggles flat on the annihilating arm.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Where else will you ever get a chance to say something like that?
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Come on, girl.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Words of encouragement from Faetal, alongside slime of discouragement.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Marcus slides under the arm and that is just enough to throw
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Brooke's balance and...more bottom-fetts!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Goran's made it over to the clobbering cannons, but Skabb
0:20:32 > 0:20:34is still up close and personal.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Brooke's at the gruesome twosome.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Whippet!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40If she was trying to miss the gruesome twosome completely
0:20:40 > 0:20:42and head feet-first into the grimy moat, then I'd say,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44"Well done, mission accomplished."
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Now, can Goran get past the clobbering cannons?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Well, no problem with the first one. - Skabb's spotted the danger.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Oh, no! Skabb's down!- Brilliant. We must see that again.- Better not.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- He's our friend now, remember? - Oh, yeah, good thinking.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Goran is at the royal ramps but, oh, catahula!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Well, he strolled past the cannons, but ran headlong into the ramp.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03And Goran is going down.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Brooke's now at the cannons, but Skabb slimes her
0:21:05 > 0:21:08then Kook splat-zookas her. And the cannons clobber her.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Madeva really loves to see misfortune in others.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Marcus leaps and makes his landing.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16No shoes, no splat, no service.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Hang in there, Marcus. - Goran is back on the ramp.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Madeva is trying to make his life tricky with that shower,
0:21:22 > 0:21:24but he is ready to leap and...
0:21:24 > 0:21:25durangai!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Madeva may just have saved the crown. Now, what are Skabb and Kook up to?
0:21:28 > 0:21:32It's not working. It's not working.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Bijon frise! It's the old broken cannon routine from Kook.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36In the moat!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Kookaburra has been at his most mischievous today
0:21:39 > 0:21:43and poor Marcus fell for that one hook, line and splatter.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Goran back at the wall and, this time, he makes it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Can Madeva stop him a second time? - Well, she's trying.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Skabb steps in with some goo-grenades. Vane's there, too.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Goran's nearly at the top. Just a couple more steps.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Oh! Shankar!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59That's how we do here in the castle.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Thank you, Madeva. Here comes Marcus, there goes Marcus.- Who's next?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04The attackers are all queueing up. It's Brooke.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06She has made a move and she is on the wall.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08The defenders must do it all again.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- They are throwing everything they have at her.- Zebra, go for it!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Jacob jumps, but he can't hold on. Brooke is out there on her own now.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16She's climbing and she is near the top of the wall.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17She is seconds away.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20She is over and, yes, she has the crown in her hands.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21We have a new ruler.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I am the queen of Splatalot. # Na, na-na, na-na! #
0:22:24 > 0:22:27And the defenders don't look happy, at all.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Terrible.- Whoo!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Raaargh! Brooke doesn't rule. Skabb rules!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Well, come on, give her a chance.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- I'm sure she is lovely when you get to know her.- Gaaargh!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Phew! That was close. Imagine if he had seen this.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45We start with Kookaburra's slip of the day.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48In Round Two, the king of cool is no more.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49But it just keeps getting better.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Skabb gets a taste of his own medicine,
0:22:51 > 0:22:52as he slips, slides and splats.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Something our new queen Brooke is used to.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57She splattered in Round One, slid in Round Two and then in
0:22:57 > 0:23:02the final, she splashed and clobbered her way to a much-deserved victory.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Whoo! My first act of being queen of Splatalot is to throw
0:23:06 > 0:23:07one of you into the moat.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I wish I could do it to all of you,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12but today it will be Skabb.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13- KOOK:- Oh. Classic.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15So much for her being nice.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16- KOOK:- Classic barbarian.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Gaargh!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- He'll blame us. I know it. - That's all for today.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23We'll leave you with our new best friend in the Splatapult ceremony.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Take it away, Skabb.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26You'll pay for this!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- See, I knew he would blame us. Till next time.- BOTH: Keep splatting!
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