0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Splatalot!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06The magical kingdom where ten brave young warriors
0:00:06 > 0:00:08go head-to-head with those despicable defenders,
0:00:08 > 0:00:12as they compete to capture the much treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16- Shamone!- Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the onslaught
0:00:16 > 0:00:17of the attackers?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Or will the attackers overcome all obstacles
0:00:20 > 0:00:23in their quest to rule the kingdom?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25So, who will tumble, who will tilt, who will teeter
0:00:25 > 0:00:27and who will go splat?!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- He's Dick.- He's Dom.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33And this is Splatalot,
0:00:33 > 0:00:37the mythical game show that's muckier than a wet dog in a sandpit.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38And messier than your bedroom.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's a special edition today,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43because our final will take place at night!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45But don't worry, we won't scrimp on the splats.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47No-one has ever accused us of splat-scrimping.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49No, we don't intend to start now.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- What's a splat-scrimper exactly? - No idea.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54The show starts with all ten attackers
0:00:54 > 0:00:56trying to cross the merciless moat.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58The fastest six will then attempt to ditch the dungeon.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01The four who survive that will then compete in our night-time final
0:01:01 > 0:01:03for the right to claim the Splatalot crown.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06That crown looks even more majestic in the moonlight.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08We've got a long day and three rounds ahead of us
0:01:08 > 0:01:11before anyone claims it. Here's the moat challenge in more detail.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13The attackers start in the splatter pool,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15which launches them towards the slippery slope.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17At the top they'll find the rolling mace.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20And then it's a slippery slide down the impossible incline,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23followed by a steady step across the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27The bridge of disaster leads to the wavering warhead and the finish line.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30When you break it down like that it sounds pretty much impossible.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31It's about to break down even more,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34because it's time to introduce the villains of the piece.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Please look away now if you scare easily.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Aaargh!- I did warn you.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Defending the moat today is the archer with an appetite, Vane.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45The chain mailed mischief-maker Madeva. And...
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Kookaburra.- The fun-fuelled feather duster from Down Under.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Vane is fearless!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- KOOKABURRA CROWS - Aaargh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57So, we're ready for round one. On splatzookas we have Kook and Madeva,
0:01:57 > 0:01:58and it's a sleepy Vane on the aqualizer.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Here's attacker number one, Tianna.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Watch and learn, boys!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05So what are we about to learn? That Tianna splats superbly?
0:02:05 > 0:02:11Make your way, make your way! Show the boys what you got.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Cardina-lawri!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Do you know, I think Madeva just SHOUTED Tianna into the moat.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Yes, but I think the rolling mace had something to do with it.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Tijuana - do you want a splat?!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Tijuana, who's your favourite defender?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Not you!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Well, that's just a terrible decision to make,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32because I've got a loaded splatzooka here.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Good point, Kook.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Despite Kook getting her name wrong, I think Tianna should reconsider.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Let's try it again, Tijuana!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Who's your favourite defender?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- You.- Yes!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Brave job. See, now you can go.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Well, she's a quick learner.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48And a quick splatter. That's her second one.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51So far, the rolling mace and the battle-axes have proved tricky.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Yes, Tianna got round Kook, but can she get round this course?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Should have said the battle-axes, then you would have been OK.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00How will she do on the bridge?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Tijuana's here, I love Mexican food!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Her name's not Tijuana, it's Tianna!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06And Tianna's about to take another trip!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Watch and learn, she said. Well, I've watched her splat repeatedly,
0:03:09 > 0:03:11and learnt that she's not a Mexican city.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Is that all you've got? - I got some of this.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I think I've learned that Tianna is quite a fighter.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18She's splatted a lot,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20but now she's made it over the finish line in 6:04. Not bad.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Rice does not grow on the plains!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Wise words there from Brendan, our Michael Jackson fan. Who's bad?!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, dear, this could be a long round.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33I've heard you like the King of Pop. You can call me the Queen of Splat!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36That's funny, cos Brendan just wants to be called the King of Splatalot.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Down the incline, and ron-con-cooma!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40You need to reflect. Look at the man in the mirror.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ah, Kook's a Michael Jackson fan too.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45No, he's just spotted the enormous mirror that's appeared.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Two splats for the price of one.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Slippery!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Aw, buffins macaw!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Check this out, Brendan's not moonwalking, he's moatwalking.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56That is bad - but not in a good way.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59And so's that. Is that really the right way to defend the moat?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Back to Brendan at the wavering warhead...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05But no, he's slipping, sliding like a smooth criminal.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06That was...bad?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Everything's just so bad.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Shamone! - But that time of 3:15 is good.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Brendan, do you have a bunch of less talented siblings too?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- I love sparkles! - Here's sparkly Stef.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Wow, what a splatapult!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23She's actually an incredible 5.2 metres above the moat at this point.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yeah, but not for long. See what I mean?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Hey, Madeva.- Yeah?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I heard there's a big executive coming later,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32so be on your best behaviour.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What did you say to me, Kooky?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37A big executive? Kookaburra's up to something. Kaka-riki!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Well, whoever they are,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41they're missing out on some superb splatting from Stef.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43And she finishes with a time of 6.36. Here's Caleb.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Freedom!
0:04:45 > 0:04:51You want freedom?! Ha-ha! Consider me the SPLAT-UE of Liberty.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Thanks, Madeva - and Caleb loses his footing.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Yes, he made a free choice.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58He decided he'd rather be IN the moat than listen to Madeva's jokes.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Very good job.- Kookaburra being nice, trying to put Caleb off.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04And it does - cinnamon-mutation!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Well, Caleb says he wants freedom, but he couldn't escape
0:05:06 > 0:05:09the clutches of the battle-axes when it comes to splatting.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- They never fail to deliver. - That's how you splat!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14He can't escape from Madeva either!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17But Caleb's no longer a prisoner of the moat, because he's finished.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Where's that exec? I'm getting tired.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Here comes thunder! - And here comes ketchup-hating Chloe.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I heard you hates CATSUP, is that right?!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28And I hear Madeva can't pronounce "ketchup"!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31She's afraid of ketchup, lucky for her I only like mayo.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Well, the ketchup-mayonnaise debate ends
0:05:34 > 0:05:37as Chloe finishes in 9.45.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Guys, it looks like the big executive is coming in.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41I might take a break.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44He's definitely up to something.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Now, with six attackers going through
0:05:46 > 0:05:49and only five more to come, we can safely say that whoever's
0:05:49 > 0:05:52leading at the halfway mark is through to Round Two.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54So let's check out the leaderboard to see who that is.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's Brendan, with that impressive time of 3:15.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Tianna, Caleb and Stef are all pretty close.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03But Chloe looks in trouble, with that time of 9:45.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08So, times under six minutes are what the next five attackers are after.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09That could be achievable.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11But it also depends on what mood the defenders are in.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14One thing for certain is the course itself,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16which is always in the mood for splatting.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22So, before we get back to the action, what do you make of Kookaburra today?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- You mean all this big executive nonsense?- Ridiculous, isn't it?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Even if the top boss of CBBC itself turned up,
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- that isn't necessarily a bad thing. - What do you mean?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Well, it's not like I'VE done anything wrong.- But I have?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Is that what you're saying? - I'm not saying anything.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Is that what other people are saying?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Well, apparently they think you could be a lot nicer to me.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- And you should be a little bit more spontaneous.- More spontaneous?!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- I need to think about that.- Why not just pie yourself in the face?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Don't think about it, just do it. - But...- Be spontaneous!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Do you want to keep your job or not?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Brilliant! Here's the leaderboard again.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Brendan's already through to the next round, but the others are going
0:06:59 > 0:07:01to have to sweat it out to see if their times are good enough.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Madeva's back on splatzooka, Vane has the aqualizer,
0:07:04 > 0:07:06and Kookaburra, wait a minute!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- I think we're about to meet the big executive.- What?!
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Get 'er done!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Did you just make me pie myself for no reason?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Can't talk now, Tristan's on the course.- Hello, everybody.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20I'm the executive. But you can call me Wally.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Wally? How appropriate!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25How did he move so fastly?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Tristan impressing the executive with his bridge-crossing skills.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, wow. This kid's quick.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33He grabs the pole, and clears the moat with spontaneous ease.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- I'm warning you. - And he's there in 1:33.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37That kid was amazing!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40For the motherland!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Here's self-proclaimed genius, Austin.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh, yeah!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Austin - I hears you intelligent.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49You's a regular Eisenstein.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52E=mc bam, baby!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57More absolute nonsense from Madeva.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59But her splatzooka does all the talking here.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02That paintball knocks Austin off the mace, and into the spume.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- He's back up, though. - Show me your intelligence.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08More chat from Kookaburra, and more splats from Austin!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Well, he slid down the incline by the seat of his pants,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13and it doesn't take a genius to work out why.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Poor old Austin lost his footwear after he fell off the mace.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Shouldn't have skipped gym class, champ!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21And Kook shouldn't have skipped charm school.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Now, how will Austin's bare feet cope on the battle-axes? Badly!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27You've got to feel sorry for him.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30This slippery course is practically impossible without shoes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33So, understandably, Austin pulls out and does not finish.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I will destroy this castle!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39And burpy Andrea flies like the wind.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I heard you can burp the alphabet.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47I've got indigestion too. But it don't sound like the alphabet!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Too much information from Madeva there. Crimson rozella!
0:08:50 > 0:08:55Finally, an attacker after my own heart. A woman who belches.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57And Andrea knocks the wind out of the defenders' sails
0:08:57 > 0:08:59with an amazing 3:07.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Here's attacker nine, Kiyan, who says he gets scared easily.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Ahhhhhhhh!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Kiyan could well be in the wrong competition.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09But it might just be a clever ploy to fool the defenders.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- We ain't got all day.- Maybe not.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16I ain't got the time, child, come on! Move!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18The thing is, Kiyan hasn't got the time either.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20That's the slowest splat we've ever seen.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23There's no point even slowing down the action replay.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Kiyan knows he's too slow.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30But I doubt he'll scare so easily after this brave effort.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I just got confirmation that this is a new Splatalot world record.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35For the slowest time!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Congratulate yourself. Jump in the moat again!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39it's a record, but not the one he wanted.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I wish I was in pink!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'd have thought colour coordination would be
0:09:43 > 0:09:45the least of your problems right now.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Our song-loving attacker's at the slope, and is about to meet Madeva.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Yes, I want to hear you sing. Madeva's a fierce singer, you know.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Madeva's hard on the ear at the best of times.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- But she was on song with that splat! - Sing us a bar or two.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# I want to hear you sing, yeah yeah yeah... #
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Missy-belly-bath!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Mandy's out of tune with the mace, and lands flat in the moat.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Onto the axes...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Chicka-parra!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Well, the first step is often the hardest, as Mandy just proved.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15But once again she's on song when it comes to landing in the moat.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Sadly, 9:35 is not fast enough to qualify for the next round.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Should have worn pink.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22But she does end on a high note.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24So, through to Round Two are Tristan, Andrea,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Brendan, Tianna, Caleb and Stef.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Excellent! What a splatty first round that was.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32And Ditch The Dungeon promises to be just as messy.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Remember, this round determines who our finalists will be,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37so it's all to play for.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Yes, we're about to lose two more attackers,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44leaving just four to battle it out in our spectacular night-time final.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46DOM BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- What was that for? - Just being spontaneous.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I thought it was obvious that Kookaburra was up to something silly.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I never thought you'd pie yourself in the face.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Well, I blame you, entirely!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- And I will have revenge. Oh, yes. - HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I can still hear you, you know.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Anyway, I'm sure there's a bunch of people who'd like to
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- get on with the tournament.- Ah. Yes.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10You're right. Let's get back to the game.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Here's a reminder of the six remaining attackers,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14who are about to ditch the dungeon.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19We have Tristan, Andrea, Brendan, Tianna, Caleb and Stef!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22If you're new to Splatalot, then shame on you! Where have you been?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24What he means is, if you're new to Splatalot,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26here's Round Two in more detail.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I know what I meant!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30So, in order to Ditch The Dungeon,
0:11:30 > 0:11:32the attackers have to break out of the stock market,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35cross the splat wall and then make their way up the lonesome ladder.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Of course, they do all of this while fending
0:11:37 > 0:11:40off the defenders, who have all manner of slimy, grimy weapons.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Once at the top of the dungeon, they must claim a flag
0:11:43 > 0:11:45to secure their place in the final.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47So, two attackers won't make it.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49But the ones who do won't have an easy time either,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- because they'll be up against three fresh defenders.- Fresh?!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Have you ever stood up next to one of them? Pwoof.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58We have the baddie with moat breath, Thorne.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00The fragrantly foul Faetal.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- And the soap-shy...- Skabb!
0:12:02 > 0:12:03He never showers.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06We're going to give you an education.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- I have my high school equivalency. - Skabb went to school?!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11So, the attackers are in the stock market.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15They all look pretty positive, focused and ready to go.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17But that's pretty much how I'd describe the defenders.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19So this could be quite a contest.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20KLAXON
0:12:20 > 0:12:23And they're off. Once out of the stocks, they head to the gate.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Which they seem to be having trouble with.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's a gate! You see that big lock on it(?)
0:12:27 > 0:12:29And at last, it's open.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Not very bright, these attackers, already.- Skabb's angry.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Andrea, don't swallow this, because if you do it might make you belch.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Faetal is here to teach you to be a lady.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Tristan! What's 9 + 9?- What?!
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- Slime!- Well, Skabb did promise to educate the attackers.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Brendan, I heard you like Michael Jackson.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Well, I bet you can stop till you get enough!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oochy-pock! Another big splat from Skabb.
0:12:54 > 0:13:00Brendan's a bit of a thriller! Isn't he? You should beat it, Brendan!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Who'd have thought that Skabb was a Michael Jackson fan?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Don't you mean Michael Splatson?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Not funny.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Andrea, if you burp the alphabet we'll let you get up for free.- No!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I can't belch the alphabet, but I can say it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- W, X, Y, ZED.- It's ZEE!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- It's Zed.- It's Zee.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- It's Zed.- No, it rhymes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Only the defenders could have an argument over the alphabet.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Meanwhile, Thorne is sliming Tristan.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yes, it's a full-on slime attack.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33After a slight delay, Tristan loses his grip and down he goes,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36all the way to the moat. Musta-mackera!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Luckily for him, Andrea was there to break his fall.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Incoming!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Uh-oh, Skabb's on the multi-shot splatter batter.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46The multi-shot splatter batter?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yes, and that won't make life any easier for the attackers.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Thorne prefers a good old slimeball.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52See? Simple and effective - just ask Tristan.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I would, but he looks a bit busy, especially if we make him
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- do it again.- Yes, this is a splat to savour.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Tristan slips and slides, trips up Tianna,
0:14:00 > 0:14:04slides some more and finishes with a lovely 360 spin.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Sometimes, this is more of an art than a sport.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Get down from there! Yucky!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Skabb is seriously sliming Andrea, but she's hanging in there.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14What is wrong with her?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16BELCHING NOISE She's not budging, just belching.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19And her bad manners are simply too much for the other attackers.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Here's a riddle for you all.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24What's large, green, and called the ball of doom?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26The ball of doom!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30It's the ball of doom, it's a rolling splat-fest!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31And it's coming our way!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33DICK AND DOM SCREAM
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Oh, dear, that's not good.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36What are we going to do now?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39OK, we're professional presenters, we must entertain at all times.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40But how?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I know, let's both pie ourselves in the face.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Three, two, one!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Oh, yeah.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- How's that for a knockout?- Couldn't have put it better myself, Thorne.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- That was mean.- Hey, you did it to yourself.- What's wrong, buddy?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- Why can't you just move off? - Who's up for a game of poker, eh?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Well, the defenders are talking the talk,
0:15:02 > 0:15:04but the attackers are almost at the top.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06The ball of doom has spurred them into action.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Tristan is the first to break through -
0:15:08 > 0:15:10yes, he claims the first flag.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12But Andrea won't be joining him just yet.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Brendan looks like he could be the next one through,
0:15:14 > 0:15:18but Thorne holds him up, allowing Caleb to finish in second place.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- And Brendan's down!- My stick! - Ah, this is good -
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Brendan's taken Thorne's poky-pipe with him.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25That could help the other attackers.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26So, two flags claimed, two remain.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And we have three attackers in contention.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Skabb tries to slow them down, but Andrea crosses the finish line.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35And Tianna trips, which allows Stef to get there before her.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36How unlucky!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38So, Stef and Andrea go through,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40and Tianna misses out by the smallest of margins.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Brendan won't be going through either.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Tristan celebrates and so does Caleb.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46No celebrating for poor Tianna,
0:15:46 > 0:15:48as she and Brendan take their slides of shame.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Have some of this, then!- Someone needs to tell Thorne to calm down.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- He should save all that slime for the final.- Nobody mocks me!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57No, almost everyone I know mocks him.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00He should let the finalists have their moment of glory.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Those finalists are Stef, Caleb, Tristan and Andrea.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07They will be competing for the right to rule the kingdom of Splatalot.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10But remember, they'll be competing for that right at night.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12It all adds to the drama. There's something
0:16:12 > 0:16:15so exciting about the final taking place when it's way past my bedtime.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17And when's that, normally?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, it's never later than 7:30 on a school night.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You're all right, then, my sleepy friend - this is a splat night!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27So, with the final just around the corner
0:16:27 > 0:16:30it's time for a Splat stat attack. Here's the Splat stat hat.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- What are you doing? - Being spontaneous. Ooooh...
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Stef has qualified last in both rounds,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39so might struggle in the final.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Andrea has finished second and third so far.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45And Caleb is our most improved attacker, with a fifth
0:16:45 > 0:16:46and second to his name.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51But Tristan is the favourite, having finished first on both occasions.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Did you enjoy that?- I don't know, really, it just kind of...
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Words came out of my mouth.- I'm going to have to give it a wash now.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57That's rich coming from you,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00you think having a shower is when the dog licks your face.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Here's a reminder of today's finalists!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04We have Tristan, Andrea,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Caleb, and Stef.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08They're about to do battle with each other.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11But they're also about to do battle with all six defenders.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14They're a mixed bag of rage, mischief, nonsense,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16stupidity, ruthlessness and tomfoolery.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18And those are just their good points!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Here's the Final Round in all its flame-lit glory.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22It starts with a trip across the dire mire
0:17:22 > 0:17:24and the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Then it's a totter over the terrifying Ts,
0:17:26 > 0:17:28which lead to the scary-go-round.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Then the attackers head to the gruesome twosome.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33They then have to make it past the clobbering cannons,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35head down the royal ramps and leap onto the rock wall.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39And whoever climbs to the top first will become our new ruler.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Thorne's looking dapper in his hat,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Skabb and Vane are having an awkward moment,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Faetal and Madeva look focused,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48and Kookaburra is unusually silent on the aqualizer.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50The attackers look extremely confident.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Stef's in pink, Andrea's in stripes,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Caleb's in yellow and green and Tristan's in red.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56And they're off!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- So, the first challenge is the dire mire.- Tristan's there first.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Tristan and Caleb attempt the barrier, and they're over!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Although Tristan lands slightly more gracefully than Caleb,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07which gives the favourite a slight lead.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Here he is at the gate, look at him go!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Faetal and Madeva don't have time to react
0:18:12 > 0:18:14and Tristan takes the Ts in his stride.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Oh, no he doesn't - the rules say he has to land on his feet.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19What a shame. It's Caleb's turn now.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I think it's Caleb - he's completely covered in mire mud.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24The water blast just misses him, but he's down!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Well, at least he can wash that mud off in there.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Doubt the moat's any cleaner than the mire!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Stef is on the Ts - Barton and the beans!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- The Ts are terribly tricky tonight. - Terrible!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Prove us wrong, Andrea.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Go on. Aw!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- She just jumped in. - Exactly, Madeva.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Tristan ties the Ts again, and once more he crosses them with ease.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49This time he makes his landing! He's on fire tonight!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Can Caleb match him?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53He's much slower, but it's steady progress,
0:18:53 > 0:18:55and yes, he's over, too!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Tristan's made it onto the scary-go-round
0:18:57 > 0:18:59and is speedily heading over to the gruesome twosome.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Start splatting the news, I'm fogging today.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04He certainly is.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Tristan jumps into a cloud of vapour,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08but amazingly he makes another landing!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Ladies, what are you doing!? Hurry up and move!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15You've got the girl power, girls!
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Do it together!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Andrea! Andrea! Andrea! Andrea!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23That didn't seem to help Andrea - how about Stef?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Stef! Stef! Stef!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Oh, that's better!- Yes! Stef succeeds on the Ts,
0:19:29 > 0:19:30but has some catching up to do.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Now, can the cannons slow Tristan down?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35He's teetering...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37and slattocks!
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Finally, we found an obstacle he can't do.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I was beginning to wonder if he was human.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43You can call me the chairman of the castle.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I haven't the foggiest what he's on about.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Neither has Caleb, as the fog restricts his view.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Straight down the middle!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51The replay shows exactly what Thorne means -
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Caleb can't see clearly and falls right between the gruesome twosome.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57On the count of six - one-two-three-four-five-six!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Oooh! Bachelor's bump!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Spanners in the night, exchanging goo grenades.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04In case you're wondering, Thorne is a Frank Sinatra fan.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- I wasn't.- Fair enough.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Caleb on the cannons... Ooh, and it's a clobbering!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Stef's now approaching the gruesome twosome, and she...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14That wasn't even a leap, was it?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Andrea's turn now, and, well, she just copied Stef.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19This is unusual.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Hey! Ladies first! You've got to wait!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23This is even more unusual!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Thorne's helping the attackers. Andrea even gives him a hug.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Surely not Skabb, as well?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30No, course not, it's Skabb.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33What's this? Skabb's being attacked by a bee!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Which is the perfect opportunity for Andrea to get her own back.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Stef's there, too.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41They both make it past the cannons and the bumbling defenders.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I understand you can't sleep without a nice glass of water, here we go.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Whoa!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Kook unleashes the aqualizer, but it doesn't stop Stef.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50She's on to the royal ramps.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52And Andrea is about to join her!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Stef leaps, but no, it's too slippery.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58At night, you can really see what a big part the aqualizer has to play.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00SINGING
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Have they forgotten they're supposed to be defending the Kingdom?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Hey, guys, can I be part of the Splatpack?
0:21:08 > 0:21:09OK.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Oh dear, oh dear.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13And that, folks, is the dictionary definition of "awkward".
0:21:13 > 0:21:15The defenders need to concentrate now,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18as Andrea's about to jump and Caleb's not far behind.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Oh! Andrea doesn't jump, she splits!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24If she's not careful, the others are going to use her as a bridge!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Kook turns up the water pressure, and he needs to -
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Tristan's now also on the ramps.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Can Andrea sort herself out?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yes she can! She's onto the wall.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34But Caleb and Tristan are ready to join her.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Caleb leaps...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37and blew it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Yes, in these wet conditions it looks like Andrea
0:21:39 > 0:21:41had the right technique, after all.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43But Tristan still decides to leap, and he's made it!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Well, he has made pretty much every leap he has tried today.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49This is amazing! Two attackers on the wall at the same time.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51It could not be closer. The defenders just look helpless.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54And Tristan makes it over first, he reaches for the Crown,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57and we have ourselves a new champion and ruler of Splatalot!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Are you kidding me?!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01The defenders are stunned. So is Andrea.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Caleb at least had a go at the wall, and so did Stef,
0:22:03 > 0:22:05but Tristan is our new king!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08That has to be one of the best Finals ever!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Each attacker had their chance
0:22:10 > 0:22:12and two of them were in it to the bitter end.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13You've got to feel sorry for Andrea,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17but Tristan never gave up and truly deserved the top prize.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19But, who's won the consolation prize?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Well, he's only gone and won that, too.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Yes, the Splat Of The Day goes to Tristan in the second round.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Thorne sent him slipping, sliding and splatting into the moat.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32He even landed on his archrival, Andrea.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34They've been inseparable all day.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Here's how Tristan became king.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41He started with a super-fast trip round the moat...
0:22:41 > 0:22:43..then in the dungeon he was the first to grab a flag,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46making him the red-hot favourite for the Final.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48He nearly lost out to Andrea, but he dug deep
0:22:48 > 0:22:51and emerged our victorious new ruler - all hail King Tristan!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53My first act as King of Splatalot
0:22:53 > 0:22:56is to have one of you thrown into this swamp.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00I wish I could do it to all of you, but tonight it will be you, Skabb.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Well, I'm not sure I agree. I thought Kookaburra was bad.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Vane was terrible, and Madeva was full of nonsense.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Then, of course, there was Thorne and Faetal...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- That's all of them!- Oh, yeah!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Well, that's it for another splendid Splatalot.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15All that remains is the highly enjoyable moat ceremony,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18which this week takes place on the scary-go-round.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Take it away, Skabb!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24We'll have plenty more splat for you next time. So, until then...
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- BOTH:- Keep splatting!
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