0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Welcome to Splatalot!- Once again, we've invited ten of the bravest
0:00:05 > 0:00:07young warriors in the kingdom to go head to head with those
0:00:07 > 0:00:09dastardly defenders as they compete
0:00:09 > 0:00:13to capture the greatest treasure in the land, the Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Will the defenders protect the castle
0:00:15 > 0:00:18and keep the crown safe, or will the attackers overthrow them
0:00:18 > 0:00:21and reign victorious by doing lots of silly dancing?
0:00:21 > 0:00:24So who will tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26And, above all, who will go splat?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30- He's Dick.- He's Dom.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- And welcome to the greatest splat-fest on earth.- But is it?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36It's the biggest, messiest tournament around.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38No, but you said "on earth".
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Splatalot is a mythical kingdom - it might not be on earth.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42It might be under, you know, in the middle.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47In the middle. Middle Earth? Right. Now you're just talking nonsense.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Here's what's coming up on today's show.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ten attackers will tackle the Merciless Moat,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53but only the six fastest will survive.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56They'll head to Round Two, which is called Ditch the Dungeon,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58but only four will make it through to the final,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00where one true champion will prevail.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02So if I was an attacker,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I would have a one in ten chance of becoming Splatalot royalty.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08No, you'd have no chance. I mean, how would you get around the moat?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Just look at those baffling barrels and piercing pellets.- Simple.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Then there's the Slippery Slope. - Easy!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- The Impossible Incline and Beastly Battleaxes.- Not a problem!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- The Bridge of Disaster? - Bridge of whatever.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- The Wavering Warhead? - Bring it on, bring it all on.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26HE GROWLS Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, I think you might have forgotten about... Look...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- ..the defenders?- Ah. Yes.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35First off, we have Faetal, who surprisingly likes garden fetes...
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Kookaburra, who surprisingly likes to cook...
0:01:39 > 0:01:41and Madeva, who doesn't like surprises.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Today's moat forecast is...
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Madeva going to make it rain!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Can she really control the weather?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52So Faetal is on the slime stick, Kook is on the splatzooka,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54and Monsoon Madeva on the aqualiser.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Time for our first attacker. - 977 for the win!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Here is Forrest.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Whoa...kulfi-falooda! That's a Forrest bump on the barrels.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Forrest is wet. No pun intended.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07What pun was that, Kook?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Splat, Forrest, splat! - That's better.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Forrest standing tall on the Rolling Mace. How will he do on the incline?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Ister-brund! I think that's called a Forrest dump.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Forrest, life is like a slippery slope -
0:02:20 > 0:02:22you always end up in the moat.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Poetry, puns and paintballs.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Splat, Forrest, splat!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Yes, we got it the first time. And Forrest continues to get it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Down he goes.- Forrest is on fire!
0:02:31 > 0:02:36You look great today! Did you shave?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Forrest leaves the defenders to it. Can he make it over the bridge?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Chupalla!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Nice of you to join me, Forrest. - What, no pithy putdown?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Maybe she doesn't want to make Forrest grumpy.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Don't mess with Madeva!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, Dom, look! It's a rainforrest! Get it?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Get it?- Got it.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Good.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58A happy day is a splatty day, that's what I'm talking about.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- # Oh, splatty day... # - Splatty day.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# It's a splatty day. #
0:03:05 > 0:03:08While the defenders have a bit of a singsong,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Forrest finishes in a reasonable time of 7:20.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Not quite as fast as Usain Bolt, eh, Forrest?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17You can't see me!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Yes, Monica, but can you see the barrels?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23How am I supposed to defend when I can't see her?
0:03:23 > 0:03:24What's he going on about?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26You can see her, right?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I can hear her splatting, but I can't see her.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- She's right in front of you, splitting and splatting.- Where?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Look, her right foot starts here, moved over here,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37and then ends up down there. See?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I just saw a bunch of circles and an arrow.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Wow, that Wavering Warhead just moved by itself!
0:03:41 > 0:03:42I can't believe this.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Monica, let's see this dance.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49No, can't see her dancing, but I can see that time. 4:17!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- I can see her!- Now I see her. - It's a blue monster.- Next, please!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm going to squish you like a bug.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56She can't talk to you like that, Dom!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- What do you mean? - Squished like a bug?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I'll show you what it's like to be squished like a bug, Alyssa.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Welcome to Swatalot.- What's up?
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Spodick! Spodick!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Accurate splatting from Kookaburra there. Right on the noggin.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11She'd need eyes in the back of her head to see that one coming.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You mean like a bug?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Wow! Even the goggles have got it in for Alyssa.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- Onto the battleaxes and...schpitzel! - Actually, it's a double schpitzel.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Fantastic!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Kook is buzzing,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27but it hasn't stopped Alyssa from reaching the Wavering Warhead.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Nice form.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Yes!- That must really bug Alyssa.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36I'm sure she won't mind as she has just posted the fastest time so far.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Damn!- Well put, Madeva. Time to meet Mitchell.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43- Olives!- That's not a battle cry, that's more like a shopping list.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Here he is. Olives!- If they're olives, then I'm ordering a pizza.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Hang on... What's he doing?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52He's wiping away some olive goo from his person.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57Whoa...knack-verst! Well, Mitchell is really getting a faceful today -
0:04:57 > 0:05:00olive goo then turquoise slime. But he can clean it all off in the moat.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Believe me, you can't clean anything in that moat water.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Splat go the weasel cos the weasels go splat!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09One of the lesser-known nursery rhymes from Madeva there.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Do you think she's been at the moat water too?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Look, there's even fumes coming off it today.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well, it didn't put Mitchell off.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- He's finished with a very good time of 5:13.- Let's meet Marco.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Winning!- Marco's got winning teeth.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25And it's a winning start too. It's a good landing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27And then he keeps his balance despite the spray.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Somebody just spat at you.- Oh, so do we have to call this Spatalot now?
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- Marco!- Whoa! - What's Kookaburra up to now?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Let me hear you say "fall in the water"!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Don't humour him.- Never!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Well, you say never, Marco, but look,
0:05:42 > 0:05:43you've just fallen in the water.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- I never say never. - You just did. Twice.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- I'm OK!- Marco, you're my favourite!- Gildar!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I thought I was your favourite.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Gildar is my cousin, Kook, I told you, I'm defending right now.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- You look fantastic. - Here he is at the bridge.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Come on, Marco, let's see what you got!- Well, so far, he's got wetalot.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Going down! That's what I'm talking about.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08But Marco could still be a winner with that great time of 4:25.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Nice moves, too.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well, that's the first five attackers.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- In other words, it's half-time.- So let's see who is the fastest so far.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17In other words, let's check out the leaderboard.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- In other words...- Well said.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31In fact, words can't really do justice to the splat-fuelled action
0:06:31 > 0:06:34coming your way in the second half.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38So at the halfway stage, what do you make of the defenders so far?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Well, it would seem Kookaburra is repeatedly mistaking Faetal
0:06:42 > 0:06:46for her cousin and former Splatalot defender...Gildar!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Yes, Gildar is pretty unmistakable. How would you describe him?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Well, er...he's vain.- Vane? No, I thought this was Vane.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Oh, don't get those two mixed up. That could be fatal.- Faetal?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58No, not Faetal, you muppet! Fatal!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Honestly, how am I supposed to work with you?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- All right, don't become a diva. - Why would I mention Madeva?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05My head hurts. Let's get on with it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Can we have a look at the leaderboard, please? That's better.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Time for the second half, and do we have a treat for you!
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Ladies and gentlemen,
0:07:21 > 0:07:25please welcome Keara with one of the best battle cries ever.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Schnoggan shnubia!- Fantastic!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- What's up? Whoa!- Ner!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- Oh!- Missed again!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38This one for sure. Schnoggan shnee!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Whoa... Schnoggan shnubia!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I think it's my new favourite splat word.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Keara is proud of her muscles, Kook.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I like Keara, she's going places.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Whoa... Schnoggan shnubia!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Yes, never before has a shnubia been so schnogged.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Plus, if her shnubia had been in the danger zone here,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00then it could been a schnogging shambles.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Onto the battleaxes, what will she do next?- Is that a full shnubia?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07No, a half shnubia with a reverse schnoggan.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- That was a hidden elephant.- Her schnog has just been schnuggened.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Sneeby-snablo!- No-blee-schneeblee! - Schneeven...- Blue-blue-blue...
0:08:16 > 0:08:17In all that silliness,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20the defenders have let Keara reach the finish line.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22She's really showing me her muscles right now.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Well, that time of 8:22 isn't too muscly,
0:08:24 > 0:08:28but Keara is top of the table when it comes to entertainment.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- And what does she win for that? - Diddly-squit!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Come at me, bro!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- No schogger or shnubia from Kylie. - But the same result.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38You look like a cute little frog in the water.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- I'm pretty sure Kylie won't take that as a compliment.- Mucky bee-roty!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Well, she did tell them to come at her. Sadly, Kylie calls it a day.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I've got my kitty cat claws! - HISSES
0:08:47 > 0:08:50OK, Mr Artist, turn her into a kitty cat. How's that?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Purr-fect.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53OK, that's enough.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Unfortunately, Faetal is not a cat person.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59That's OK, because it would seem that Taylor is a splat person.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02And she's making this course look easy!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Well, she's- feline- fine, because she's posted a time
0:09:04 > 0:09:07of 2:02, the fastest today by far.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Here's Michaela.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Purple banana!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Purple banana? What's she talking about? There's no such thing.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yes, there it is, look. She slipped on it.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17And again!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Chorizo!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21It's you, isn't it?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Michaela! Hey!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Look, you'd better stop messing around with those silly bananas.- Why?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29These splats are fantastic. Look at that! Luka-nico!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Actually, you're right, this is one humdinger of a splat.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35And banana girl finishes in 9:45, which isn't enough to qualify.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38You should feel very guilty about that, young man.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41My name is Mega Movie Man Mark and I'm an internet sensation!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Do you think Mega Movie Man Mark does his own stunts?- He does now.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50- You edit that to make it look good.- Bit harsh. Lukanka!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'll let you pass if you'll make me the star of your movie.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55We could call it The Green Guy's A Freak.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Hey, I'm famous!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Do you know what? I'm even more than famous - I'm infamous!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh, dear, Kook, I think you've just failed the audition.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, our star is just about hanging in there.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Movie Man needs a stunt double.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Stop filming, we need a stunt double in! He can't do it.- Right, cut!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Can we please get back to the game?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18There's Mark at the battleaxes. Silky flycatcher!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20That's entertainment. Hashtag.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- What's Kook Twittering on about now? - Mark's still struggling on the axes.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Poppersquash!- This is turning into a disaster movie for Mark.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Say hello to my little friend.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I wouldn't want to meet her big friend.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Can Mark hang on? Will his movie have a happy ending?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37No, that time is not good enough, but I do like his chicken dance.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So going through to Round Two, we have...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48And as a special treat, those six will soon be back,
0:10:48 > 0:10:51up to their eyeballs in slime, goo and splat juice.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Because they're about to Ditch the Dungeon in Round Two.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01So six attackers are through.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04But perhaps we should... reflect...for a moment
0:11:04 > 0:11:08on the four attackers that we sadly lost during the Battle of the Moat.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Yes, the kings and queens that could have been.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Kylie. - "Come at me, bro!"
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- She didn't qualify, bless her.- Mmm.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20There won't be any more odd-coloured bananas now that Michaela is gone.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Would Mega Movie Man Mark have made a great Splatalot star?
0:11:24 > 0:11:25We'll never know.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27And saddest of all, we've lost Keara,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30which means we'll never hear...
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- We will never, ever hear... - Schnoggan shnubia!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35..schnoggan shnubia again.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- But don't worry about it, it's not all bad.- No.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Cos we've still got this lot.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43There's Taylor, Alyssa, Marco, Mitchell, Monica and Forrest.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Here's Round Two in more detail.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47The attackers start in the Stock Market,
0:11:47 > 0:11:49then head over to the Loathsome Ladder.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51The goal is to escape the dungeon
0:11:51 > 0:11:54and claim one of four flags situated at the top, but the defenders
0:11:54 > 0:11:57will be pelting them with every slimy substance they can think of.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Talking of which...- Where?- What? - A witch. You said there was a witch.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05No I didn't. Actually, it's much scarier.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Talking of which... here are the defenders.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Defending the honour of Splatalot,
0:12:09 > 0:12:14we have Thorne the thorny, Skabb the scabby, and Vane the...veiny.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19- We're more ready than we've ever been!- Guys, easy on the cardio.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21It's bad for your joints.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24So the attackers are in the Stock Market.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Taylor is in red and blue, Mitchell is purple, Alyssa is in orange,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Forrest in yellow and green, Monica has tiger stripes
0:12:30 > 0:12:31and Marco is in blue.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Skabb and Thorne looking hungry for work, and Vane...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36just looking hungry.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- KLAXON - And they're off!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Out of the stocks, through the gates, and over the Splatwalk.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44All pretty straightforward so far, but that's all about to change.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Forrest accelerating, but that foam puts the brakes on.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Run, Forrest, run!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Yes, Skabb, we did all the Forrest Gump gags in Round One.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54To be honest, no-one's running anywhere.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Looks like Vane's in a bowling alley. Not quite a strike.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Thorne fires, and Taylor is in the moat.- Kit-e-kat!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Taylor won't like that. Her claws will be out now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- I love it when we do teamwork! - Skabb's happy.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Vane's still bowling,
0:13:09 > 0:13:11and the attackers are still getting splatted.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13The defenders seem to have the upper hand.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Vane's really going for it now, and that foam from Skabb is not helping.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19He makes a move, but slips on the foam,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22and he and Alyssa are back where they started.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Move over, Vane, Thorne's on the vile volley.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Time to roll out the cannon! - Not looking good for the attackers.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30And Skabb makes it worse, taking down Monica with a goo grenade.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32That is what you call a Skabb strike.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33HE CACKLES
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Vane won't like that.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36He hasn't had a strike all day. And he's missed again.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Now, this is the furthest the attackers have managed
0:13:39 > 0:13:41so far on the Loathsome Ladder. Can they hold on?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43The answer is...
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Sock-choppy! Monica down again! - You don't even need to defend!
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Got this one extra slippery. Here we go...
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Tar-zah!- Vane takes down Taylor and two others with him.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Ooh, he's really charging himself up now,
0:13:58 > 0:14:01and it's a spectacular miss, but it doesn't matter.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Monica and Mitchell still go down like pinballs.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Skabb's a bit more direct. He splats Forrest and...- Forrest is felled.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I thank you.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12People call this a job. I call it more of a livelihood.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I love it when Skabb thinks he's being clever.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Hey, never underestimate a barbarian.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Uno, dos, tres!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20See? He can count to three in Spanish.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22And Mitchell can count on a trip down the ladder.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Eins, zwei, drei!
0:14:24 > 0:14:29- Now German!- All right, let's try Dutch. Een, twee, drie!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Actually, I'm impressed.- Well, it's a splat in any language. Splat!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34There goes Monica.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Splat! There goes Taylor.- The attackers are really going nowhere.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Apart from down, that is.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- And Forrest takes Monica out. - On a date?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yes, she's head over heels about it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Are you eating a sandwich?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Second breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51We're supposed to be defending here.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52The defenders are bickering,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55but the attackers still can't find a way through.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57It's like they've got this massive ladder to climb.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Nothing gets past you, does it?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Thorne fires, and Taylor is sent back into the dungeon dregs.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Fantastic, Thorne.- I don't like it when the defenders are happy.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Neither does Marco.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's an avalanche of attackers - there goes Mitchell now!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Sometime today would be fancy.- Yeah, he's already on his second lunch.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I don't even have any weapons left. Move!
0:15:15 > 0:15:20- Merry Christmas, everybody!- And Vane unleashes the purple plague.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Funny, they just look like purple bouncy balls to me.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Have you no imagination?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Whatever they are, they're making the attacker's lives very hard.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29There goes Monica! Bye-bye, Monica.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Thorne! I had a shower last week.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Sounds like Skabb doesn't like getting wet.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, he's in the wrong kingdom. Look at that!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Water, water everywhere, and they just drop and splat. How poetic.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Thank you.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40But it's not quite true. Look!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Marco's through, and he's the first attacker to claim a flag!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Taylor isn't too far behind. She joins Marco in the final.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51So two flags remain, looks like one of them has Mitchell's name on it.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Who will get the last one? It's Monica!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56And that's it, we have our finalists!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Now, if you have a flag, you should really give it a wave.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02And there they go. Marvellous. You know, this show never disappoints.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Top drawer entertainment, or as Kook would say...
0:16:05 > 0:16:07That's entertainment. Hashtag.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08- What a weird round!- Mmm.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11One minute, the attackers were really struggling, then the next,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13they're sprinting over the finishing line.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Yeah, I think the defenders took their eye off the ball.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Or the plague, as you call it. Here's the leaderboard.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Yes, one of them will become our new ruler, but it won't be easy.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Quite right, too.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31We don't want any old Tom, Dick or Harry to become the new king.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- I could be king. - Sure you could, yeah,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36but you'd have to get round this little obstacle course first.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Mmm.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Time now for Splats of Fame.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Where we take a moment to celebrate some truly classic splats.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- Splat stat attack?- Yes, please. - Why not? OK. Mitchell...
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Came fifth in the Moat Challenge and third in Ditch the Dungeon.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Monica... - Has a third and fourth so far.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Marco...- Came fourth in Round One, but won Round Two,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- so is the most improved attacker. - And M...Taylor...
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Taylor has a first and second place to her name so, overall,
0:17:42 > 0:17:43is the favourite for the final.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Thank you very much. Right, here's what the finalists look like.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50That's Taylor, I think that's Marco, that might be Mitchell,
0:17:50 > 0:17:51and maybe that's Monica.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- What?- I don't know, it's difficult to tell.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55They're all covered in splat juice.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Here's the course in detail.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58After struggling through the Dire Mire,
0:17:58 > 0:18:01they have to avoid toppling from the Terrifying Ts.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03The Scary Go Round then takes them to the Annihilating Arm
0:18:03 > 0:18:05and Gruesome Twosome.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07The Clobbering Cannons follow.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09The Royal Ramps then lead to the Rock Wall,
0:18:09 > 0:18:11and above that lies the precious crown.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Tricky, to say the least.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- That's not tricky enough for Splatalot!- Bring out the defenders.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- All six of them.- Vane's on the aqualiser.- Skabb's on goo grenades.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Madeva's on splatzooka.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Faetal and Kookaburra are clobbering and sliming.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26And Thorne's on vaporisers.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30The attackers line up waiting for the klaxon. And they're off!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Monica's in stripes, Mitchell's in purple, Taylor's in the check,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36and Marco is in blue, but they're all going to be mud-coloured soon,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- courtesy of the Dire Mire.- Mitchell is the first over the barrier,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- but the rest are struggling. - Peek-a-boo!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Banana-quit! Not sure what Skabb said,
0:18:44 > 0:18:47but it translated into a near face splat for Mitchell.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Monica's still at the barrier, but Taylor is at the Ts.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51I've got my kitty cat claws!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53That extra grip could make all the difference.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Ain't no cheating round here!
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Marco also at the Ts.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- He survives the splash, but then the teetering begins...- Kalamazoo!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Monica's turn now. She's like a zebra crossing.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05What?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Back to the game, and Taylor is clawing her way over the Ts.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Incoming!- Well, she's getting quite a pelting.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13But she's hanging on in there!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16And makes it over with all nine lives intact.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Can Marco do the same? He leaps, and he's over too!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22She's the first to land, cat-like on the Scary Go Round,
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- but Marco is not far behind. - Taylor's at the Annihilating Arm.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Marco is catching up, but she's over, and moves on to the Gruesome Twosome.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Standing by to leap... Oh!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- And she's hanging on!- But Thorne vaporises her, and chug water!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I'll be here, Marco!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41The defenders are ganging up on Marco. And now here's Mitchell.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- I wondered where he'd got to.- Yazoo!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Marco goes under the Annihilating Arm.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Very little margin for error there.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50He's obviously got a very good eye when it comes to spatial awareness.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Kippers!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54But he hasn't got a clue when it comes to splatatial awareness.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Bit like Monica.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57So that must be a zebra sploshing.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Ha!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Sorry. Couldn't let that one go. - Fair enough.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Mitchell still leaping.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Mitchell still splashing. - But Taylor holds on.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08She fell off the Gruesome Twosome, remember, so had to start again.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Monica, held up by the Annihilating Arm.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And the defenders see an opportunity for a good splatting.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Get a grip, Monica!- Taylor tries the Twosome, and picklesville!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Kitty Cat Taylor has lost her grip!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- You should draw those claws again. - I've got my kitty cat claws!
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Thank you.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Monica takes a leaf out of Marco's book.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Uh-oh...- Nanty-glow! - Looks like she took the wrong leaf.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Taylor gets slimed, and then gets clobbered! Sooty falcon!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Nothing clobbers like a clobber cannon can.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Has Marco learned from that? No!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Nothing clobbers like a clobber cannon can. There, I said it again.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Whacks-a-hatchie! They're splatting all over the place.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48And they're not learning from their mistakes. There goes Monica again!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Taylor down the Royal Ramps. Oh, and wound socket!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Well, her kitty cat claws certainly didn't help her out that time.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Guys, can we get these wet?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Great tactics from Marco, he crawls under the cannons.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00But Kook has seen him!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Monica now readies herself for the leap onto the Gruesome Twosome,
0:21:03 > 0:21:04and she makes it!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- Meanwhile, Taylor is successfully onto the ramps.- Madeva!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- Let's cross streams!- Slime from both sides and a faceful of water.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13How will Taylor respond?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17The claws come out again. What a performance from Taylor!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20She leaps for the wall, and klum-kurrorie!
0:21:20 > 0:21:21No holding it.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Now, can Marco catch up? He's at the Royal Ramps.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Oh, he slipped!- Oh, Buffons McCall!
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Surely that's a sending off for Kook?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Monica gets a vaporising, but she just shrugs it off.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Now, what's Kookaburra up to? More slimy shenanigans.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Hold on, stop everything. Thank you.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Now, can anyone see what's wrong with this picture?
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Dom, what happens next?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Erm...
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Here's a clue.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Here's another clue.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- So..?- She wins the lottery? - No, she gets clobbered!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, yes! Seems so obvious now.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Yes, and it's all rounded off with a polite handshake from Kookaburra
0:21:53 > 0:21:54and Faetal.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Not at all awkward.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Oh, and the clobbering continues - down goes Mitchell.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Back to Taylor, she's at the Rock Wall again.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04How many kitty cat lives has she got left?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06She leaps... And this time she makes it!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08The defenders are throwing everything they've got at her now.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11But it's too late, because she's at the top of the wall,
0:22:11 > 0:22:12and Taylor claims the crown!
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Yes, Taylor is officially the top cat in Splatalot!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22What a great final! And what a worthy champion Queen Taylor is.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Yeah, mate, can you remind- meow- she did it?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Yes, in the final, she was strong, agile, and above... Look!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Do you want another splat in the face?- No.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Can I have a Splat of the Day instead?- Yes, please.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38And it came from Monica in the Moat Challenge.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41It was like a game of hokey cokey on the Battleaxes.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43The poor girl put her left leg in, her left leg out,
0:22:43 > 0:22:45then she got shaken all about.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Yep,- splat's- what it's all about!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49BOTH: Oi!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Now let's celebrate the journey of our new queen.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54After winning the Moat Challenge, Taylor found Round Two much harder,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56and had to make do with second place,
0:22:56 > 0:22:57but she returned to form in the final,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00and despite not having it all her own way,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03she fought tooth, nail and claw for that kitty cat crown.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06My first act as Queen of Splatalot is to have one of you
0:23:06 > 0:23:08thrown into the moat.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Unfortunately, I can't have all of you, so I chose you, Skabb.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Great choice, cos he's dirty. He is dirty.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Well, Taylor looks like the cat who got the cream.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23And Skabb looks like the cat who's going to get catapulted.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Yeah, well...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27We'll have plenty more thrills, spills and splats for you next time.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29But for now, we'll leave you with our favourite part of the show,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- the splatapult ceremony. - Take it away, Skabb.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I can see the castle!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Thank you, Skabb, so, splat fans,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- until we meet again... - BOTH: Keep splatting!
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