0:00:02 > 0:00:03It's splat time!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Yes, welcome to Splatalot -
0:00:05 > 0:00:07the magical, messy kingdom where ten brave young warriors
0:00:07 > 0:00:09go head-to-head with those despicable defenders
0:00:09 > 0:00:13as they compete to capture the much-treasured Splatalot crown.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15OK, that's cool. No, it's not!
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Can the defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers
0:00:19 > 0:00:22or will our young warriors find a true champion to rule the kingdom?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Oh, I love my job.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26One thing is for sure, there will be the odd tumble,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29the occasional tilt, a hint of teeter and a whole load of splat.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hello, I'm Dick.- I'm Dom.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- And this is Splatalot.- That's right.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Not splat a little or splat a medium amount. It's Splatalot.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Yes, and you won't find another show with more splats per minute
0:00:42 > 0:00:43or more splats per square centimetre.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46And that is because of the three amazing courses
0:00:46 > 0:00:48that are located in the castle grounds.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51All ten attackers will attempt to cross the merciless moat.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53The fastest six well then try to Ditch The Dungeon
0:00:53 > 0:00:55but only four will survive.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58They will head to the final and, after a huge splat battle,
0:00:58 > 0:01:01one worthy attacker will emerge with the Splatalot crown.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Let's take a closer look at that first round.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06The moat challenge starts with the splatapult.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Which hurls the attackers up in the air
0:01:08 > 0:01:09and towards this target in the moat.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Then it is up the slippery slope and onto the mace.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15The spikes and blades look simply divine in the sunshine.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Then it's down the impossible incline and onto the beastly battle-axes.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21And to ensure we get our fair share of splats,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23the water blast is on stand by.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25The wobbly bridge of disaster follows,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27which has to be crossed in order to reach
0:01:27 > 0:01:28the even wobblier wavering warhead,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30the final obstacle before the finish line
0:01:30 > 0:01:32and a well-earned breather.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's pretty exhausting just describing it.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Well, there is no time to rest just yet
0:01:36 > 0:01:38cos we have got the you-know-whos to introduce.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, yes, I do know whos.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43The defenders. All six will be featuring in the final
0:01:43 > 0:01:46but defending the moat we have this terrifying trio.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48The feather-flaunting taunter Kookaburra.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52The scary, single-minded, straight talking splat-meister Skabb.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54And, finally, the knight who makes our day, Madeva.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh, splat no!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I'm going to make you my little bwazzo!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03What were you saying at the end there? Cross... Crass...
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Bwazzo.- Wax on?- Wah?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Yeah, she might make our day but she is not exactly clear as day.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10All right, let's do this.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13So, Kook's on the aqualizer, Madeva's on the hand-held splatzooka
0:02:13 > 0:02:15and Skabb's on the big daddy splatzooka.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Here is attacker number one, Emily.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I didn't know there was water involved.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- OK, let's call the whole thing off. - Too late.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Grobby fish tank!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Let's capture that moment
0:02:24 > 0:02:26when aspiring model Emily spots the water.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27There it is.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29And there's the water.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Hey, Emily, camera's right here.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Tinkering oaf!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Well, it didn't take Skabb long to find his aim.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Looks like Emily didn't know there were going to be splats either.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Down the incline and, oh, yester-dangle!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Not exactly her finest moment.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Unless she wanted to be in Bad Balance Weekly,
0:02:44 > 0:02:45my favourite mag.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I thought you subscribed to Bad Gag Daily.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Back to Emily at the bridge, which Kook is guarding.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52This is going to be a splat-walk.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I want you to show me a little something.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Right leg, left leg, right leg, left leg, that's it.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh, slippy, grippy... splatty!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Here's another one for you. - Please, don't.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Look, she is on the front cover of Splattery Fair.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07And here is her photo finish.
0:03:07 > 0:03:105.36 should see Emily through to Round Two.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Pablo is named after apples.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh, what is that under Collin's nose?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16It's all right, I don't think anyone's noticed.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Collin, I moustache you a question.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Or shall I shave it for later?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Do you still think no-one's noticed?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Maybe just Skabb. Collin, down the incline.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28He is for the axes but... provisional Plunkett!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Something tells me that didn't go to plan.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Collin overbalanced and reached out for some help
0:03:33 > 0:03:36but the battle-axes aren't really helpful type.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38But he is back up and ready to try again.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Hey, Collin, look at me. Oh! Oh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, dear. Madeva is starting with the tache taunts.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm sure Collin will just turn his nose up at her.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Blobby porridge!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49That was an amazing splat.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51He tried to ignore Madeva's moustache mischief
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- but then it all just got a bit hairy.- Don't you start.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56The poor lad has just done an incredible cartwheel into the moat.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Give him a break.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01It like to but I don't think that time of 9.07 will cut it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Well, at least that might mean he won't have to suffer any more
0:04:03 > 0:04:05bad tache attacks.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I quite liked the boy. He had style.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Thanks, Kookaburra. Can we move on, please?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Here is our next splatapulting attacker, Summer.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Destroy you!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Destroy you?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20That's not exactly my idea of a typical summer.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, jam-jam kisser!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24That's more like it. Now we have got a wet summer.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27The replay shows just what those spikes on the mace are for.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29They're trip, slip, splat hazards.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Yes, everything on this course
0:04:30 > 0:04:32is designed to keep the splat count high.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35On to the bridge of disaster now. Will she destroy it?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Starts slowly and steadily but ends splattily.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Your parents should have called you Fall, not Summer.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47I think she means fall as in autumn. Or fall as in aw-fall joke.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Either way, Summer has managed to spring over the finish line
0:04:50 > 0:04:53but she won't win-ter-day with that time of 8.41.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Your half-baked jokes really need some seasoning.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Poopsie corn!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Nic wants to be a director.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Films or traffic?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Hello, Nic. I would like to audition for you.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06You be Romeo, I'll be Juliet.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Romeo, Romeo, you're so handsome.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I like your helmet.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Kook's gone a bit off script.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Your line. You missed your line.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Kook's improvised audition seems to have thrown Nic completely.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Script! We'll go from the top.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23No, Kook, we'll cut to the credits.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Not quite star billing for Nic but 7.08 night be good enough.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I don't have a war cry.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, that is a very clever war cry, Jordan.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32No, didn't you hear him? He said he didn't have one.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Pull!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Jordan flies, Skabb fires and the slimeball misses. Unusual.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Skabb is not doing very well today, Madeva.- You wasn't even close.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44But it wasn't that easy a splat. I'm sure... Oh, missed again.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What have you got to say about that, Skabb?- Aargh!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Jordan is at the axes but still within Skabb's range.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Aaargh! Aw!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- I quit. I give up.- I don't think he meant that, Skabb fans.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Are there any Skabb fans?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Jordan's down.- No more defending for me. Time out. No more.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Well, a double whammy.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Skabb has quit and Jordan is the fastest so far.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Come on, Jordan, show me how you get down.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10He may be the fastest but I don't think he is the grooviest.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Now he is the gooiest.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14So, halfway and Jordan leads with 3.17,
0:06:14 > 0:06:17followed by Emily, Nic, Summer and Collin,
0:06:17 > 0:06:18who is in fifth place with 9.07.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Aargh!- Here, what was that?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh, look, it's Skabb on the splatzooka. Whoa!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You know, it's a shame he has quit. I'm really going to miss him.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Yeah.- Ooh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29He's not exactly missing you, is he?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32So, can the next five attackers do better than the first five?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And who is going to replace Skabb? Only Splatalot has the answers.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39So, we're halfway through Round One.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Six attackers will progress to the next stage.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43With only five more to come,
0:06:43 > 0:06:47we can safely say that our current leader Jordan has already qualified.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50But, as we can see, that hasn't been the only talking point as
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Skabb has left the show.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yeah, and I, for one, will be glad to see the back of him.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- What about the front of him? Aargh!- Aargh! Skabb!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Mr Skabb, to you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Mr Skabb, we thought you had quit the show.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yes, but now I'm un-quitting.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06When I saw your earlier, I thought, "OK, one last splat then I'll go."
0:07:06 > 0:07:10But then I realised I was born to do this so I am back.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Skabb rules! Aaargh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Well, that was the shortest resignation in history.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Aargh!- Oh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Time for the leaderboard, I think.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Jordan is safely through to the next round with 3.17
0:07:23 > 0:07:27but all Emily, Nic, Summer and Collin can do is wait to see
0:07:27 > 0:07:29if their times are going to be good enough.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30The defenders are out on the moat.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Kook's on the aqualizer, Madeva's on the slimy slicer,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35and look who it is back on the splatzooka.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Here's Mai.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Let's get this party started!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Over to you, Skabb.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Pull!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Finally. There we go.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Ah, Skabb is back in the zone. Great.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Hey, you should take all the credit for his return to form.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52If he hadn't used you for target practice,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- he might have left the show. - Please don't mention it ever again.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Me father!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, and another me father!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I don't believe it, a third me father!
0:08:01 > 0:08:06A fourth me father and here goes another - a fifth me father.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Have we finished now with the me fathers?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yes, absolutely, we have finished now. Me father!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, and after all that me fathering,
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Mai might be in a little bit of trouble with that time of 10:43.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Have some of that, Mai.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21The next attacker, Tyrell, is already on the mace.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Sorry, no, already off the mace.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Here is his battle cry.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26I like trains.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- I like drains? - I like trains.- Good for you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30But why does Tyrell like drains?
0:08:30 > 0:08:36Madeva. Yeah. This train has only one stop and that is splat town.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Swut-nuts!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38On the money.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Tyrell decides to get out of splat town on the incline express
0:08:41 > 0:08:43but...sweet baby flip-flops!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yes, sadly for Tyrell, the incline express was heading
0:08:46 > 0:08:50directly for moatsville which is a place none of us want to visit.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51But with that excellent time of 4.15,
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Tyrell will be a paying a visit to Round Two.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Here's our next attacker, Alanna.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I'm the queen of the castle and you're the dirty rascals!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01How rude. But accurate.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Alana's got the battleaxes and Madeva to contend with.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You know what that is, girl? That is my limeade.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Surely she means slimeade.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11When life gives you lemons, make limeade, child.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Or, when life gives you Madeva, make for the moat.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yes, with Madeva making no sense whatsoever,
0:09:16 > 0:09:21- Alanna decides the safest place is underwater.- She's soon back up.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- G'day, gorgeous. You look great in purple.- Thank you.- How do I look?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Green isn't your colour.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30OK, that's cool. No, it's not!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Oh, Kook's not happy and that results in a trip to the moat.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37So close yet so far. You should have been nice to me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39It's not her job to be nice to you, Kook.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42It's her job to make it to Round Two and with 4.45 she has.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Nice one, Alanna.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45My green is better than Kook's!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Easy, Victoria, Kook's not in a good mood right now.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Great take-off from the splatapult.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Not too sure about the landing, though.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55G'day, Vicky. You know, Vicky,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I found all the best things in life are green.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Am I right? Me, broccoli, what else?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03You, trees, boogers.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Boogers? Kook, of course, means...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07BOTH: Bogies!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hang on, if I quickly draw a nose here
0:10:09 > 0:10:11then look what Vicky becomes.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Atchoo!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Disgusting!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Back to Victoria and 8.17 could be good enough to qualify.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Let's have some victory goo then.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Blue? What is good that's blue?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22What did you say?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Awkward.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Here is our final attacker Joshua, who survives one slip on the mace
0:10:27 > 0:10:29but not the next.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Punky-boo-boo!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Mashed potatoes!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34If that battle cry doesn't terrify the defenders,
0:10:34 > 0:10:35I don't know what will.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38When he's not being splatted, Joshua builds computers.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, why did you say computers? We've crashed.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Might I suggest control alt delete?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- OK, Skabb. Control alt delete. - No, don't! Oh, great.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49You've gone all blurry, you're all pixelated. Change your resolution.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- We can't see anything.- How do we do that?- I don't know.- Kook?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Go to settings and go to functions.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Control tab escape.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Are you double clicking?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- No.- That's the problem.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Ah. Oh.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05What a way to reboot. Poor young Joshua had been left hanging
0:11:05 > 0:11:09but when the game restarted, he was left in a 360 spin, slip, splat.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11And, despite all the technical glitches,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Joshua completed the course in 6.22.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16So, what does alt shift escape do?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Ah, now I know.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21So, Round One is complete and the six fastest attackers are Jordan,
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Tyrell, Alanna,
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Emily, Joshua
0:11:23 > 0:11:24and Nic.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Right, we'd better get this fixed before Round Two. Not you as well.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Sorry, he appears to be buffering.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33OK, well, I'm sure the normal service of slips, splats
0:11:33 > 0:11:37and balls of doom will resume right after we get onto the IT helpline.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Luvvie, luvvie, don't worry,
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- they're sending over a computer boffin right now.- Good day, sir.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Ah, about time.- How can I be of service?- It's my friend.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- He is buffering.- Maybe you have insufficient bandwidth.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Have you, per chance, contacted your Internet service provider?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58We haven't got any time. Look, we are making a TV show.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Is there anything you can do right now?- Might I suggest the following?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Would you mind awfully?- What? Oh.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Aaargh!
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Get off!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Oh, that's brilliant.- Thank you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Before you go, is there anything you can do about this?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Have you tried turning it off and on again? Good day to you.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Very familiar, that fellow. - Right, where were we?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Oh, yes, time to look at the leaderboard.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29So, let's reveal the course that stands between them and the final.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32It's called Ditch The Dungeon and this is how it works.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Before ascending the loathsome ladder, the attackers must escape
0:12:35 > 0:12:39the stock market and then make their way over the slippery splat-walk.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42It is then time to climb that ladder and escape the dungeon.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45But in their way will be three defenders
0:12:45 > 0:12:47with a host of slimy weaponry.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49They will be trying to stop the attackers escaping the dungeon
0:12:49 > 0:12:53and claiming one of four flags, each representing a place in the final.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Now, the defenders had quite a first round.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58First, threats of resignation and then a computer master class.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00So, what will the next three bring to the table?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Well, this guy normally brings a snack, it's...
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Vane.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Then we have smiley on the outside, slimy on the inside...
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Faetal.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09And finally, he's pricklier than
0:13:09 > 0:13:11a porcupine eating an unpeeled pineapple...
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Thorne!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Time to defend!- Oi!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Did you say soy?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Well, they look about as ready as they'll ever be.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21In the stock market, we have Jordan, Tyrell,
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Nic, Alanna, Josh and Emily. All ready to go.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Thorne is also ready,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Faetal is as keen as ever and even Vane looks focused.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30KLAXON BLARES
0:13:30 > 0:13:33And they're off. The attackers break free and Thorne starts frothing.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35They now force the gates open and the splat-walk awaits.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39You know what they say about me, kids. I'm bad to the foam.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40I think that's Tyrell.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Tyrell, slow down, man, what are you doing?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Tyrell has made a good start but that's just drawn attention to him
0:13:45 > 0:13:46and that is the last thing he wants.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49It is probably the last thing the other attackers want either.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50See what I mean?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Yes, they are directly in his splat-stream, so to speak.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57And Tyrell has no choice but to take them all on a trip to the moat.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Splat-stream - I like it.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02But slipstream also works pretty well on this course.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Emily, what is that smell your wearing?- I smell good, OK.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- How is this for being fragrant? - Prawn-sniff!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Thorne goos Emily but she stands firm.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Unlike the rest, who all cascade back down the loathsome ladder.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Faetal now tries to dislodge her.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Oh, no, not my face.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20This time, Emily can't hold on and down she goes,
0:14:20 > 0:14:21joining Jordan in the bilge.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Let's recapture the moment for her.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Smiley, slippy, slidey, splatty, moaty.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Joshua climbs but he has lost his grip and he takes Jordan with him.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Jordan just can't keep out the water.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Tyrell, making steady progress.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Tyrell, have I got a ball for you?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, no, it's the...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41BOTH: Ball of doom!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Ooh-ooh!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45But the doom ball express hasn't derailed Tyrell.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Tyrell!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Slow down, bro, this isn't a race.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49It is to me.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Well said, Tyrell. - Of course it's a race, Vane.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Faetal now using the pokey pike, which, I have to say,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I don't agree with. And poor Tyrell is back where he started.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Emily and Josh take the lead. Oh, but Josh is down.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01And he collides with Nic.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Yes, Joshua slips but I think Faetal's slimeball was
0:15:04 > 0:15:05heading for him anyway.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07And then the unsuspecting Nic gets caught up
0:15:07 > 0:15:08in Joshua's downward journey.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Get another ball of doom, Faetal.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Do these things just grow on trees?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14BOTH: Ball of doom!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Emily, I'm just trying to hold you off, you stink!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Vane's taunts and splats have no impact on Emily.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23But they do on Jordan.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26And he, in turn, takes out Alanna and almost Joshua as well.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Whoa, good leap from Josh to avoid the oncoming splat.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Emily is almost at the top.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh, but that extra surge of water stops her.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Oh, I love my job.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I don't get paid but I love it.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38It is Jordan's job to get the top of the dungeon.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40But just look at this water and now slime too.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41He slips and there he goes.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45In fact, it's a Splatalot. All of the attackers are down.
0:15:45 > 0:15:50You guys are doing great. The point is to take as long as possible.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Faetal, you're not helping.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Nic is now in the lead, followed by Alanna.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Once again, they are blasted and soaked with slime.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Faetal resorts to the pokey pike again
0:15:58 > 0:16:00but she can't stop both of them and Alanna's through.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Yes, Alanna is our first finalist. And Nic also makes it across.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07The defenders are in disarray as Tyrell makes his move.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10But he slips, leaving Emily and Jordan to claim the last two places.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Poor Tyrell, so close. - And that is it.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16We have our four finalists so Round Two is complete.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Thorne smells defeat.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20And Josh is off his feet as he takes the slide of a shame.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21They have every right to be happy.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23You have got to feel sorry for the losers, though.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Especially Tyrell.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28So, let's get confirmation of that result on our leaderboard.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Our four finalists today are
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Alanna, Nic, Emily and Jordan.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- What a great round.- I've still got a problem with that pokey pike.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38It gives the defenders an unfair advantage.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41As opposed to the slime, water torrents and balls of doom?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Fair point.- Well, actually, it's an unfair point. That's my point.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I mean, what is fair about the final round?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48The odds are stacked heavily against the attackers
0:16:48 > 0:16:51but I think that just makes them even more heroic.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56OK, it is time for a splat stat attack. Take it away, you.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Emily and Nic have the worst records going into the final, with
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Emily just slightly ahead. But Alanna and Jordan can't be separated.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06They have both won a round and they have both finished third,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- making them joint favourites. - How exciting.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I'll tell you what, I will cheer on Alanna and you can support Jordan.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- All right. Pie in the face for the loser.- OK. Deal.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17OK, so our finalists, once again are:
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Four brave and bold attackers
0:17:21 > 0:17:22but there can be only one winner.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- You say can only be one winner. - Yes, I just did.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27But what if no-one manages to finish?
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Then, I suppose, technically, the defenders will have won
0:17:30 > 0:17:32so, one way or another, there will definitely be a winner.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Can you imagine how smug they'd be if they did win?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, please, they wouldn't stop going on about it for weeks.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39It would be terrible. All six defend the final course,
0:17:39 > 0:17:40which looks like this.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Surprise! Yes, the final is at night.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Which is great for two reasons.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47The course looks amazing plus it is way past our bedtimes.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49The attackers start in the dire mire,
0:17:49 > 0:17:50home of the barrier of all barriers.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Then it is a teetering trip across those terrifying Ts,
0:17:53 > 0:17:56which are a hop, step and splat away from the spinning scary-go-round.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Once on board, the attackers have to get up
0:17:58 > 0:18:02and over the annihilating arm before landing on the gruesome twosome.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Then they have to tiptoe carefully past the incredibly crafty
0:18:05 > 0:18:07clobbering cannons and head down the royal ramps.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11The slippery rock wall is then all that stands between Alanna
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- and the majestic Splatalot crown. - I think you mean Jordan.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16To be fair, there are four finalists. And here they are.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Jordan is in orange,
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Emily is in pink,
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Nic's in the green and yellow
0:18:20 > 0:18:21and Alanna's in purple.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24The defenders are prepping their weapons.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Hang on, who's that with Faetal? - He looks familiar.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28But the final's under way.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Through the moat mist, the attackers approach the dire mire.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Emily is first over the barrier.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Nic's not far behind but the others are struggling.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Emily has the early lead.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41Emily, you have to do a splat-walk across the Ts.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- It's all in the hips, girl! - Like this.- It's all in your hips.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Emily needs to ignore all that nonsense.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Gravity limpet!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Nic's turn. Well, that didn't last long.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Here's Jordan and he bravely leaps and boldly splats.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Finally, Alanna has a go.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh, hopple-jeff!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Well, all four attackers have tackled the Ts but no-one's triumphed yet.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05That was a pretty triumphant splat, though, from Alanna.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Jordan tries again. This looks promising and, yes, he is over.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Alanna is hot on his heels but she can't follow in his footsteps.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16My, these attackers are taking their fair time.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Isn't that right, Faetal?- Skabb, why do you have a moustache on?
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Oh, no, no, no. By day, I am Skabb. By night, I am Skabbington.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Hey, that is the guy who fixed you earlier.- Chortle, chortle.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I like him.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Well, Skabbington has allowed Alanna over the Ts.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33And Nic's at the annihilating arm.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Are you going to defend like Skabb? - Absolutely, my dear.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38He's more polite than Skabb. What's his aim like, though?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Incoming!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Shepton Mallet! Just the same. And Nic lands in the moat.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Emily just about makes it over the Ts.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48So, with all four attackers over, this final is still wide open.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Alanna's at the annihilating arm.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53She grabs hold of it and now she needs to climb over.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55But no, she is moatward bound.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oh, and Jordan is also blocked by the arm.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Do you get anything for a pair in this game?- No.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Emily's turn to try the arm.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03She leaps and now sort of hangs on
0:20:03 > 0:20:05and now sort of slips and splats.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07If you look at those splats from another angle,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10we can see our three attackers who are about to deal with the arm.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Alanna gets the elbow and, almost immediately,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Jordan is dealt with in the same offhand manner.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18And finally, Emily's given the cold shoulder and a cold bath, to boot.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Well, this is a rare moment on Splatalot.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23All four attackers are on the scary-go-round at the same time
0:20:23 > 0:20:25There must be 50 ways to splat your attacker.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Thorne's let loose with the vaporisers.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Nic leaps and...bang-widget!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Jordan's next. That fog won't help. Oh, no, he's down too.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Hello, sir, I'm terribly sorry.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Nic gets a well-mannered goo grenade from Skabbington.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Alanna's turn now on the gruesome twosome.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44No, she will have to try again after Emily has had her go.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Hello, sir. Goodbye.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Well, that wasn't very gentlemanly, was it?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Here is Emily. Gorgonzola-bud!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Well, Emily landed on her own two feet which, in this instance,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56was probably the worst thing to do. Or the best, if you are a splat fan.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Good point.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Anyway, she has moved on to the clobbering cannons.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Aaargh!- What was that?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05For a moment there it was like Skabb was back on the course.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Emily is now in the lead. She takes a leap and is on to the royal ramps.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's time for your late-night snack.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Thanks, Vane.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- Emily's really paying the price for being out in front.- Sink plunger!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Alanna is clobbered!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Emily is about to leap onto the rock wall.- And, yes, she has made it.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24She is a short but slippery climb away from victory.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Give me, like, an angry tiger.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Brilliant, Emily, but don't listen to Kook, he's trying to put you off.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Hey, here comes my man Jordan. This final is not over yet.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Remember, if he wins, you get pied!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Well, my girl Alanna is still in the game too.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Look, she's on the ramps.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Yeah!- Give me one more wave to the camera, girl. Oh, yeah.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh, that could be the first royal wave of our new queen,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- captured for posterity. - It is. Emily is over.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50And the crown is in the hands and we have a new Queen of Splatalot.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Lord Skabbington approves. And Kook's still taking photos.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Smile, Your Majesty. Lovely.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Well played to the brave attackers
0:21:57 > 0:22:00but they lost to a young lady who simply refused to give up.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Yeah, Queen Emily defeated all,
0:22:02 > 0:22:04including our joint favourites Jordan and Alana.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Which means she rules the kingdom.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08She does. But who rules the splats?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Our splat of the day comes from Collin.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Back in Round One, the battle-axes bamboozled him
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- so much that he ended up head over heels in the moat.- Thanks, Collin.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You may not have won Splatalot, but you are a winner to us.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Talking of winners, I suppose we just forget
0:22:24 > 0:22:27all about our little Jordan/Alanna pie challenge, eh?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Ahem.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Sorry, chaps, you both lost. Here is Emily's journey to the crown.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Toodle-pip!
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Her journey didn't start too well.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I didn't know there was water involved.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40But she soon became best friends with the moat
0:22:40 > 0:22:41and even took a shine to the slime.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43She only just scraped through in Round Two,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46finishing equal third and was also a slow starter in the final.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49But she dug deep and made it to the rock wall first and,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51after that, she was picture perfect.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52All hail Queen Emily.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55My first act as Queen of Splatalot
0:22:55 > 0:22:57is to throw one of you into the swamp.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I wish I could do it to all of you but, tonight, it is
0:23:00 > 0:23:03going to be you, Skabb.
0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Who's Skabb?- Where is he? - Hold on a second.- Skabb!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Skabbington was Skabb all along.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- I feel such a fool. - It was that cunning disguise.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17We'll have plenty more splats for you next time, but for now
0:23:17 > 0:23:19we will leave you with Skabb on the scary-go-round.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Chortle, chortle, tsk, tsk!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23If he had behaved more like Skabbington
0:23:23 > 0:23:25then maybe he wouldn't have been picked.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Skabb rules!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- We'll seen you soon. - But, until then...
0:23:28 > 0:23:30BOTH: Keep splatting!
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