The Cloudwatch Club

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0:00:42 > 0:00:44Altostratus.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Cumulus.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Stratus.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Stratocumulus.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Cirrocumulus.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Stratocumulus.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Altostratus.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Fibratus.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Cumulonimbus incus.- Where?!- There.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- It doesn't look anything like one. - Oh.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08A cumulonimbus incus looks like an anvil.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Does that look like an anvil, Dylan?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I don't even know what an anvil is.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Where are you going?- To get ready.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I heard there's always a fight in the first couple of weeks.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Some total idiots.- Do you know what they call them?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Who?- The kids you don't mess with at high school.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30The kids-everyone-wants-to-be kids.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- The Wallees.- The wallies?!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Wallees cos they hang out on this wall

0:01:35 > 0:01:37and everyone dreads going past it.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- They call it the Wallee Walk. - You worry too much.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43What if I do something stupid tomorrow, Alfie?

0:01:43 > 0:01:48What if everything's totally set in stone based on first impressions?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's not as if WE'RE going to be Billy no mates, is it?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53We're The Cloudwatch Club.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Forget first impressions. We're on our gazillionth.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00You going to knock on for me at quarter past?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Look up.- Dream on.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Awww. Where's our little Dylan gone?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Who needs Daddy?

0:03:13 > 0:03:14You're the man of the house now.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19But loosen your tie a bit, yeah?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Don't want to look like a total geek, do you?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm running out of hair here.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Use mine then.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29What?!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I want to look cool.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- You're miles late. - It's not cool to be early, man.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- What happened to your hair? - My sister did it.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- It looks good, doesn't it? - Why have you got that?

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Going to my gramp's later to try and fix up that old bike my dad left.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- You don't look like you.- I do. I just don't look like the old me.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26There is a way for us not to worry about the cool kids, Alfie.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28We have to BE the cool kids.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31This is a new season and it's time for a transfer.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yeah. This is it. Yeah.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Where are you going?- The wall. If we're Wallees,

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- we won't have to do the Wallee Walk. - We can't be late on our first day.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Alfie, the first day is the most important day to be late of all.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54First impressions.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58I'm going to class.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10BELL RINGS

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Er, hello?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16What are you doing?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Just hanging out.- Are you new?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Yeah? Well, you're supposed to be at registration.- So what?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29You got a motorbike?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'm Maskell. I'm new too.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- New boy!- Look at him.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Do you know where I am?- Uh?- I'm trying to find the Willow building.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I know where it is but I don't know where I am.- Got a pen?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51You go here and back round there.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56Up the fire escape, cross that roof, swim that....

0:05:56 > 0:05:58and there you are, Willow building.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06THEY SNIGGER

0:06:11 > 0:06:15I could knock them off that wall without even touching them.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I've got actual psycho-kinetic powers.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Once in the afternoon in, like, year five,

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I turned the kettle on just by winking at the socket.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Watch.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING

0:06:42 > 0:06:47- I'm Alfie. Alfie Kinter. - I'd nearly shifted them then!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Sorry.- What are you doing lurking? - I wasn't lurking.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51- I was just looking.- What for?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54The Magician's Nephew from The Chronicles Of Narnia.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- It's the only one I haven't read. - I've read two.- I've read four.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I've read all of them twice.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- What are you doing? - I'm having these.- That's stealing.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10No, it ain't!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Who's shouting?! - It was him, the lurker.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Alfie Minter.- Kinter.- He admits it. - No, I don't!- He's doing it again.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Alfie Minter, just pipe down. And stop lurking.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31James!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- New boy!- Yeah, new boy!- Hey, tufty!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- No, wait.- What?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Dyl?- Yeah?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55I'm in.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Nice.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- How's it going?- Worse than ever.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30What are you doing?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34It's my cool walk. Can't be cool without a cool walk.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Come on.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Get off there.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hey! Off.

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- Fractus.- You what? - That cloud, it's a fractus.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- It's like all broken-up and raggedy. - How do you know that?

0:09:02 > 0:09:06- We're The Cloudwatch Club.- I don't think anyone's interested in...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08We formed it last year. Before Dyl's dad went, he got himself

0:09:08 > 0:09:12a whole new family, he built us this proper great cubby house.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15He said that if we ever had a worry or anything,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18we should go up there and it wouldn't seem quite so bad.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21The sky's so ginormous that anything that gets you down

0:09:21 > 0:09:24is just teeny by comparison.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26You just need to look up

0:09:26 > 0:09:28and dream on.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- What's that?- Secret handshake.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Newbies.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Know where you are yet?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You lot Bookbods?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Bookbods!

0:09:44 > 0:09:45What's he staring at?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48James.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Jess Inglebrooke.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh, what sort of time do you call this, hey?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Registration is not optional.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's not just come along when you feel like it,

0:10:08 > 0:10:11just come along when you've got nothing better to do.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13What've you got to say for yourselves?

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Whatevs.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17What did you just say?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Mrs Hardy, the librarian, has warned me about you.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I heard all about your big mouth and your lurking.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- What's all this lurking? - Quiet, Minter.- Kinter.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Detention. Thursday. After school.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Trust me, lad.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38You carry on like this and I will be on your case

0:10:38 > 0:10:42every day for the next five years. I will break you down.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Sit.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Could you drown in a cloud?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20If you were skydiving and it was massive and mega cloudy,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22then, yeah, probably.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Where's this motor then? - Still at my gramp's.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- He's going to bring it round next weekend though.- Come up.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33We're a bit old for Wendy houses.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Yeah.- It's not a Wendy house, it's a cubby house.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43A man parachuted into a thunderstorm once

0:11:43 > 0:11:46and got stuck in a cloud, spinning round for eight hours

0:11:46 > 0:11:48like he was in a tumble dryer.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52When he finally landed, he was 1,000 miles from where he lived.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Never even had the bus fare to get home.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59- Where are you going?- Doing my head in with all this cloud stuff.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Yeah, cloud ban.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08No. If I want to talk about clouds, I will.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah, 'course. Just not around Aidan.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- He's not very nice, Dyl. - He's a Wallee.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah? Well, I'm not.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20You could be. Just try.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Trying to be cool is the most uncool thing ever.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I tried to do a cool walk, it looks like I've got a dead leg.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31No matter how my hair's cut, the tufty's always there.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34And I don't find detention fun. It sucks.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Starting school is just hard. Bound to be.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Trying to be something I'm not is making it a whole lot harder.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45So what are you waiting for? Go on.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:13:28 > 0:13:29I'm in.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I like it when Harry throws mud balls at Draco,

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- when he's got the invisibility cloak on.- Yeah, awesome.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- I like the shrunken heads. They're well funny.- The shrunken heads?- Yeah.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48We're talking about the book, not the film.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- I've not read the book.- What?!

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Newbies.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Look who's joined the Bookbods. It's The Cloudburst Kids.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- It's The Cloudwatch Club.- What is?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ooh. Look at the big dirty sky.

0:14:00 > 0:14:05- How fascinating(!)- Off to your Wendy house to play with your toys.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07It's a cubby house.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- How much do clouds weigh then? - 80 elephants on average.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Big elephants or little ones? - Big elephants for big clouds,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- little elephants for little clouds. - Brilliant.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58What are you doing?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10James!

0:15:13 > 0:15:17ALARM

0:15:28 > 0:15:33Libraries are basically zoos for books. Books belong in the wild.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- That's rubbish.- What would you know?

0:15:36 > 0:15:40I bet the only book you've ever read was The Giant Jam Sandwich.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42No, no. Dyl reads.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Go on then. What HAVE you read?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I don't mean at school that you've had to read.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Name one book you've read out of choice.- I read this Doctor Who one.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Before you say anything, it wasn't the magazine.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58It was a proper hardback that came out at Christmas. So there.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02At Christmas? That's not a book, Dylan. That's an annual.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06I've got this one about motorbikes. That's not an annual.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Does it have diagrams and arrows?

0:16:07 > 0:16:11It's not an annual cos it's a manual.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- Proper books aren't just full of pictures.- I like pictures.

0:16:26 > 0:16:31Dylan! On Saturday, we're all going to the proper library in town.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I'm going to try and finish fixing up my bike.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36They've got games and films and everything.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Will James still be able to nick books there?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Morning.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43Mrs Hardy has informed me that several books have been stolen

0:17:43 > 0:17:44from the library.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48If anyone has any information about this,

0:17:48 > 0:17:52they need to see a member of staff immediately.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Right.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04What are you going to do?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42I've never been near the library in my life.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Well, information has come to Mrs Hardy's notice

0:18:44 > 0:18:46that suggests otherwise.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- From who?- I find these behind that wall you always sitting on.

0:18:49 > 0:18:54- Well, they're not mine.- Detention is like water off a duck's back to you.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59Well, you step one millimetre out of line now this term

0:18:59 > 0:19:02and you are suspended on the spot. Do you hear me?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10So, none of you know nothing?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Best not be lying.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16No-one would set you up, Aid. No one's that mad.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Will you stop going on for one minute?!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm trying to think.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- It was you.- No, no. Aid, mate, it wasn't Alfie.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Thought you didn't know nothing? - I don't.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Even I wasn't in detention on my first week.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55You think you can just take my place, don't you?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Sit on my wall and make everyone look up at the sky.- So what?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Alfie's not scared of you.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Is that right? Tomorrow.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06After school. On the field.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- Me and you.- Aidan, you can't.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Why not?- You'll get suspended.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- You and him then.- Me?!- You want to hang around with us, don't you?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43You need to get your head out of the clouds.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Life's lived down here, mate. On the ground.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49James, did you say it was Aidan?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- You've got to tell the truth, mate.- As if!

0:20:53 > 0:20:56If he wasn't about to get suspended, he'd just bash us all up.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Trust me. This is perfect. - Not for me. I ain't doing it.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01'Course you are.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04This time next week, it's going to be us on that wall.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58GENERAL CHATTER

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- I can't believe you went without me! - You destroyed the cubby.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05This is all your fault for hanging out with total idiots.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- What?! It's yours for the same reason.- Shut up.

0:23:08 > 0:23:13- Make me then.- I will.- Go on.- After school. On the field.- I'll be there.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01BELL RINGS

0:24:01 > 0:24:04SHOUTING

0:24:27 > 0:24:28He can't wear that!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31- You can do it!- Do it.- Get him now.

0:24:31 > 0:24:36All you had to do was keep your head down and hang out at the wall.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38I don't want to hang out at the wall.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42- All you had to do was read an actual book.- I don't like reading books.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46- I like razzing around on motorbikes. - He doesn't razz around on them.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- It doesn't work.- You're such a little kid.- Just cos your dad's gone,

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- you don't have to replace him - Stop going on about my dad!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Well, that's what this has all been about, hasn't it?- No.- Yes, it has.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59My dad's gone so I've got to wear trainers

0:24:59 > 0:25:03and I've got to carry a stupid helmet for a bike I won't ever ride.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05My dad's gone so I've got to be a freak.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Aaarghhhh!

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Aaarghhhh!

0:25:08 > 0:25:11SHOUTING

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- Hit him.- Smack him.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Fight then.- I think...

0:25:23 > 0:25:27- What?!- Cumulonimbus incus. - Where?- There.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Go on.- Hit him.- Is it...?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Single cell and everything.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Yeah.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Come on. Let's go.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25Do you think they'll have all The Chronicles Of Narnia?

0:26:25 > 0:26:26They do. I've been.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Hold on.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Dyl?

0:26:42 > 0:26:45- You all right, mate?- Maskell. - All right.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46What are you doing?

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Still trying to fix this. What about you?

0:26:49 > 0:26:53- Going down the proper library for a bit.- Right.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Yeah. See you around then.- Yeah.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Should I knock on for you on Monday? - 'Course.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Quarter past. On the dot.- Yeah.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Alfie!

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Look up, dream on.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Give it a rev.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32Tell you what, I'll race you to the library.

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