0:00:05 > 0:00:06DOG BARKS
0:00:09 > 0:00:11HORN BEEPS
0:00:19 > 0:00:21BELL RINGS
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Come on! Go, Rock Rebel Rollers!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Go, Rollers!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56That was awesome! Ruby knocked 'em to bits, she's a ledge.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58We're top of the League cos of her!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Not a real league though, is it? Not like...
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Men's hockey(!) Boys with sticks and bricks for brains.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's faster, more exciting.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09THIS is exciting!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You left them on the windowsill to dry.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13The High Elf Sword Masters are OK,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- but Mum hoovered up two Rat Ogres by mistake.- You're kidding?!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Sorry. Painting plastic armies is such a dangerous boy thing(!)
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Death by Hoover.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oi! It's all about tactics.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I've battled Ghazghkull Thraka!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Like to see you do it on wheels, mate!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30MUSIC: "Wreckin' Crew" by The Meteors
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# Well, it's night time in the city
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# We're all going out to play
0:02:38 > 0:02:40# There ain't no-one could catch us
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Couldn't stop us anyway
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Gonna do just what we wanna do
0:02:44 > 0:02:46# Get out of the way We're the wreckin' crew... #
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Where were you? I've been waiting here ages.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54You could have bought it. Mum gave you the money, didn't she?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I didn't know what size you were. Well, where's the list?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Right, OK. Cardigan, 34, blazer, skirt...
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Trousers.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10No. You know St Albertine's don't allow it.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Why? I'm not a nun.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- TILL RINGS - £89.48.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Ha!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Get off! What took you so long?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I already got my uniform.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Becks, Mum's not given us enough. You got any cash?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27As if.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Erm, we'll leave the blazer, thanks.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33You can wear my old one. I get to wear what I like in Year 12.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- Why not give the skirt back?- No!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36We'll say they ran out.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hi, Gerome, you all sorted for next week?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Bet all the girls are going to miss you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'll miss putting penalties past him.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I'll miss beating you at maths.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Hm! Try trigonometry. And chemistry, physics, German, French, economics.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Welcome to the real world.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58At least primary let us wear trousers.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Go on, then.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Does the blazer look OK?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Always did on me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Says you.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Excuse me, I make an effort.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35I don't look like something the cat's just dragged in.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Wait for me. - Dorks' entrance is through there.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, my days. Becky, it's awesome!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54'St Albertine's Catholic School for Girls will be enjoyable
0:04:54 > 0:04:55'and fulfilling.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59'We welcome you to this excellent sports and technology college.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03'And we hope this new year will surpass all our previous achievements.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05'Presenting your head,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07'Miss Hopkins.'
0:05:07 > 0:05:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:09 > 0:05:11That's Miss Hopkins the headmistress.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Think's she's the first lady.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15And especially welcome, new faces.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18That's O'Brien - head of PE. Ready for her cross country torture?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Her what?- Duh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Miss O'Brien makes all year sevens run around the school
0:05:24 > 0:05:25in the rain to test how fit they are.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29..knows the meaning of hard work and applies herself to her studies...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Of course,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33our standards are high.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37That's how we achieve such enviable results.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42It starts with a rigorous approach to timekeeping and presentation.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Remember, girls, you represent the school!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Whether walking from home or gathering at a bus stop.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Becky, it's for you!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53And on a more practical note,
0:05:53 > 0:05:58a school bag must be able to accommodate an A4 pad,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00a pencil case
0:06:00 > 0:06:02and bottle of water.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Not be so microscopic as to only hold a phone
0:06:05 > 0:06:09and some chewing gum, which appears to be the fashion these days.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11"Do you know Gerome Clark?"
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Need I remind you, once in a kneeling position in the chapel,
0:06:14 > 0:06:17your skirt hem must touch the floor?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21This is a correct length for a St Albertine's skirt.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24You had lunch?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Erm...laters.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30What is up with you?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33It's my bra - the straps keep coming down.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35It's driving me nuts!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36You're wearing a bra?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Ssh! Look it's Kelly Wilson, from St Michael's.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43She's been mad on Gerome all summer.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Wow, how boring was that assembly? You two had maths yet?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Mr Green's a complete babe.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Aw, I know!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55So, Becky, tell us all about Gerome.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Well, he thinks he's great at footy, but he's not.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02He has ketchup with everything.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Ah, me, too! Go on!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05He picks his nose a lot.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Eurgh, that's disgusting!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'll save you a bogey next time I see him.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Come along, girls! BELL RINGS
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Remember where your form rooms are?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- I think so. - Rebecca Tyler, isn't it?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Quite the sportswoman, I hear.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Really? Who said?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Melanie's mentioned you.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24400 metres medal winner.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Mel? My sister?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28You must try out for the basketball team.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30In fact, you all should, girls.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Basketball, miss?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I could use you. Who else?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Sorry, miss, but I've got to finish reading Breaking Dawn.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Just Rebecca then.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Did Mel really big me up?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Wednesday lunchtime, Friday after school.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I skate on Fridays at the sports centre.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47There's a league I'm hoping to join when I'm 18,
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Rock Rebel Rollers. - You won a skate roller derby? Wow.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Tough cookie.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Wednesday lunchtime it is.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- So, Melanie Tyler's your sister? - Yes.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00That her old blazer, then?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Can you tell? - Oh, Becky, that's so lame.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Just tell your mum to get lost. I would. I mean,
0:08:07 > 0:08:11no-one wants to look like a bag lady on their first day.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'm not a bag lady.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25ROCK MUSIC
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You used my lip brushes to paint your toy soldiers!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Gerome wanted tiny ones.- I don't care! Don't touch my make-up!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Need a paint roller for that face. - Oh, shut up!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- What is it now? - They're ruined! Look!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51She's used all my make-up removal pads to clean her skates!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- There's grit in there. Want me to crash?- Yes!- Give it a rest!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Would it hurt to try and get on when I'm home?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- She started it.- Put your skates away, get your homework done.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Tomorrow, get more cotton wool and replace Mel's brushes.- Finally.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Stop winding your sister up.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Don't leave stuff lying around for her to take.- Borrow.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08She's a total loser and she's too thick to notice.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Even your so called mates call you the bag lady!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Urgh!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20How are things, love?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Is the homework too much for you?- No.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29You haven't mentioned any new friends, are the other girls OK?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30They're fine.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Why not call in on Gerome on your way to skating, eh?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Thought you were best friends.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I rang him. Too much homework.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Aw, it's tough at first, I know, but it'll get easier, love. Promise.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00PANTING
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Come on, one more lap.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Well done, Becky. That's your best time yet.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Thanks, miss.- Go and dry off.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Er, Kelly!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Thank you. Not in my lesson.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Did you see it though, Narina?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Did I? Has to be the best ever!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Really?- Best in year seven at least. I'm so jealous.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Can't beat that.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Underwired?- No.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Fillets?- Don't need 'em.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Plunge?- Balconette. Three-quarter cup.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- Crossovers?- Fixed.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- I'd have gone for a halter myself. And the size?- 32.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- Cup?- A.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Impressive.- Sorry!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Kelly thinks my bra is the best ever.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50It's...epic.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Now SHE'S got to be a 28AA!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56THEY LAUGH
0:10:56 > 0:10:58THEY SPEAK INAUDIBLY
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Mum!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06THUNDER AND CHILDREN'S VOICES
0:12:13 > 0:12:15My foot's gone green.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- I've got foot rot! - Oh, give it here.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Purgh!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Poison gas attack. It'll set the alarm off.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25SHE LAUGHS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Why won't my dad give me a lift ever?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33What's that smell? Smells like a bag lady.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35THEY GIGGLE
0:12:36 > 0:12:39So, you got Miss Murray's coursework?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41She'll go mad if you haven't got it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I heard she kept the whole of 7M in for an hour,
0:12:43 > 0:12:46because one girl forgot.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51No! It's all run.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55We've got to get across the field. It is tipping down.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Stick it in here if you like. I'll take it across for you.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Who's Ruby Rampage? - A skater.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Donna Deathrow. Mindy Mayhem.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Why is your bag signed by girls? Don't you like boys?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Of course I do!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17That's the Roller Derby team, wickedest girls on four wheels.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Oh, I get it.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Gerome said you were a tomboy. Climb trees, eat worms.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23I was five! He ate one too!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25My Gerome would never.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Since when has he been YOUR Gerome?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Since he signed my bag. He's my boyfriend now.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Didn't you know?- Course.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Hello, Becky.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51HE LAUGHS
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Got you.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59My blazer. Look what you've done.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I've gotta get clean.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Just leave it off, we'll use it for a goal.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I didn't bring a ball.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09We'll go into the model shop, then, for wizards and monsters.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I'm not into that any more.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Don't go telling anyone I was either.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Who would I tell?- I dunno.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Who? Who?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Who?- You an owl or something?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Get this, yeah?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Kelly Wilson has got your name on her bag.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27She thinks you're her boyfriend.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39All that stuff about too much homework.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I've got loads of essays to write.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Do you write them with Kelly?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Sometimes. No big deal.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Why didn't you tell me? We're supposed to be best mates.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54I thought SHE'D tell you. Girls together and all that.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Well, you two obviously talked about me.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Now she thinks she's got one over.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03She says I'm a worm-eating tomboy. A bag lady.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- She'd never say that. - Got you fooled.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Just cos Kelly's got style and she's dead popular,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- what's wrong with that? She's cool.- Cool.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Does she know about the X-Men posters in your room?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Actually, Kelly's well into Wolverine.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21And yeah, I wrote my name on her bag. Her wicked bag.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I'm off. See you around.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- How could I have not noticed? - Mum, it's fine. It's all sorted now.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06She'll think I was too busy to care.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08No, she won't.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11We think you're the best mum in the world.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Hi, love. We've been out shopping.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Mum, I need a new bag. - What's wrong with your old one?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I lost it.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21You lost your skate bag?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- But you've still got all your books. - I mean, it was confiscated.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Confiscated? Why? - It broke the rules?- What?
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Oh, no. That's typical, that is.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I mean, how dare they let her walk home carrying those books.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I'm going to phone the school - No. It wasn't the school.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I was mugged.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Mugged?
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Becks, were you hurt?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- No, I'm fine.- Who'd mug you for that tatty old bag?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Some boy, at the bus stop.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55But I got my books out first.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58He wasn't at any school I know, but,
0:16:58 > 0:16:59the bus sped off and my bag was gone.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Just as well buses have cameras then, isn't it??
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- I'll call the police.- No.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Mum, please...- She's scared. It's all right, love. We'll sort it.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Mel, make some tea.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I've got something might cheer you up.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Can't we just get a new bag? I need a smaller one, though.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20We went out especially.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25Mel guessed the size, but I've got the receipt if it's wrong.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Becks.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I don't want a bra.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30We all had our first one, love.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34You can choose some others.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Isn't it about time you stopped dressing like a boy?- No.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I want a bag.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41To replace the one the mugger took before giving your books back?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Right.- Mugged, were you?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Think I was born yesterday?
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Stashed in the back of her wardrobe, more like.- Mum, I need a bag.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50A smaller one with ears.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53You can get them down the high street.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58If it's a new bag you're after, here, use this.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Think I'm made of money?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26This is not a canteen.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Any girls not involved in this lunchtime's match, please go away.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31NOW.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Becca. Quick, quick.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Hold on, you.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I knew it!
0:18:40 > 0:18:41SHE LAUGHS
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Dol, it's driving me mad.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47I feel all tied up, but bits keep falling down.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Just tighten the straps, you'll be fine.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52- Nice bag, by the way.- Thanks.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Do you like mine?
0:19:06 > 0:19:07St Helga's are here!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Six foot and hairy.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14I've got cramps, tummy ache. Tell miss.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Kelly, she's just winding you up.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- You sorted your bra straps yet? - I took it off, it felt too weird.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Where is it?- Girls, please, keep the noise down.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28St Helga's are waiting quietly on the court.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Let's show them WE can be disciplined. Where's my captain?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33She's lost her new bra, miss.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36It doesn't matter, miss. Honest.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Have a quick look. It can't have gone far.- I don't need it, miss.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Can say that again.- If it's lost, my mum will go mad, OK?
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Becky, don't worry. Someone will have picked it up by mistake.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47We'll have a good look after the match.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49No-one's looking at MY bra, miss.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50That's not what I meant, Kelly.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Becky would look at my bra if she could.- No, I wouldn't!
0:19:53 > 0:19:54She's done it before, ask Dol.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58She's not like other girls, Just ask MY Gerome.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Gerome was playing with elves and goblins
0:20:00 > 0:20:03before he signed your bag and became your zombie.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Girls, enough.- She's just jealous.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07She copies everything I do, even her new bag,
0:20:07 > 0:20:11which in case you haven't noticed, Becky Tyler, is so last year.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14I'd rather be last year than lug a pink suitcase to school.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I wouldn't look at your bra if it was the last one on the planet!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Right, that's enough.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Becky. Rebecca. - I've got cramps.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- You've got a match to play. - I'll visit the nurse, miss.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Melanie.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Becky didn't come back from the nurse.- The nurse?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48I doubt she went at all.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50There was an upset between her and another girl
0:20:50 > 0:20:52just as she was about to play a match.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55We phoned home, there's no-one there.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I'm free now, I'll go
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'll call you guys later.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07(Buddy, what have you found? What have you got, boy?)
0:21:09 > 0:21:11DOG BARKS Oh.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Becks?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Becky?
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- DOORBELL RINGS - Little skive forgot her key.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Hello, Mel. I've just found this.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Hello.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20You skated 25 in less than five minutes 42.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22That's epic.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Thanks. I can do better, though.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I've watched you all season.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Your jammers bounce through the blockers like pinballs.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- That's why you keep winning. - Do you skate?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Not any more. I'm rubbish at things.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Why would you say that?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I walked out on my basketball team.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I lost my temper with some girl
0:22:44 > 0:22:47after loosing something my mum bought me.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51And after, I lost my best friend.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I'm useless.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Sounds like you just need to work on your tactics.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Really?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I just thought I'd just go away.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I've got an aunty in Sheffield.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06What, and miss our roller disco?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- I'll need you to bring some friends. - I would.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Becks. Ah, thank goodness you're safe.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- I was talking to Ruby.- Oh.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Hi.- Hi.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Why are you not skating? - Can't, can I?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You can have a go.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32I sold my skates to buy a stupid bag after I drowned my old one.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Swing by whenever. I always need someone to help time my laps.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48So, that's the famous Ruby Rampage.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49She doesn't take it from anyone.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51A lot like you, then.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53How was the basketball match?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Things were so much easier last year.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It was just football,
0:23:59 > 0:24:01fantasy war games,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- skating.- Gerome.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I wish we'd stayed down in primary.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Gerome's still a mate.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11it's just you've got different things going on
0:24:11 > 0:24:15in secondary school, that's all. It'll all work out.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Kelly Wilson hates me.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Today.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Tomorrow, it'll be somebody else.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Miss O'Brien told me about the argument and the bra.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33I had tons of arguments in year seven and eight.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Why didn't you tell me about it?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36How could I?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You think I'm just as much a dork as Kelly does.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You're not a dork.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43You rock.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Who did you sell your skates to? - The Money Shop on the High Street.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56What? They've got a nerve taking stuff from kids.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00I used your make-up. I looked 18.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01I bet you looked a right sight.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04You go back to them and say Trading Standards will be onto them.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Can you come with me?- Sure.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Look here, look, I've got three quid.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15We'll have them, thanks.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18- Mel?- Hmm?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Can we not tell Mum?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I mean, we can sort it out ourselves, yeah?
0:25:24 > 0:25:28There's a stinking bag of slime in the kitchen sink. Quick!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43No way. That's going in the bin.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52MUSIC
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Idiot.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Well, this is lovely.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Yes. Nice dinner, Mel. Thanks.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Geography OK?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I need a hand with the graph.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34You can use my felt pens if you want.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Have I come in to the right house?
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Quite an excellent start to the year, ladies.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53This half term has been full of potential and promise.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57If only some of my girls did not fall victim to the latest fad
0:26:57 > 0:26:59sweeping the lower school.
0:26:59 > 0:27:04Need I remind you that a St Albertine's shoe is black,
0:27:04 > 0:27:10- or blue, with a sensible sole and matching laces?- That's you.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12And you.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17THEY GIGGLE
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