King Mitchell

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03SPOOKY LAUGH

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Creepy ain't the word, freaky ain't the word, sneaky ain't the word

0:00:06 > 0:00:07# See what I've observed

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# As there's no easy way to describe this geeky place

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill, where a talking frog can eat your face!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# It's very, very random You'll get use to these debates

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# If you stick around Although I wouldn't recommend it

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they use the name "Strange" Mate they really meant it!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# There's some things in life in which you just don't mess

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# On every vest, I got the letters SOS

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# And what it might do if it ever found or saw you

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Things won't always tend to go your way

0:00:38 > 0:00:42# Watch your back, and be prepared Can't wait for 3:30

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# See you there. #

0:00:44 > 0:00:45SCHOOL BELL

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Ahhhhhh!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Uh, uh, uh! I touched the toilet!

0:00:52 > 0:00:55My exposed wrist brushed the rim of the bowl!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Templeton, when you use the toilet, your skin touches it anyway.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Oh, no. I do everything standing from a distance. Everything.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Well, how much more do you have to clean?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07All of it! That's what the producers of the show said.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09What producers of what show said what what?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11This morning I was late for Science class.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Science class was yesterday.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14I was VERY late!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I ran past one of those hidden cameras,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19and one of the producers called out and selected me

0:01:19 > 0:01:20for the next challenge.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21You there! No running!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Report for toilet duty!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Templeton, those aren't hidden cameras

0:01:26 > 0:01:29and this is not a reality show.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31You got caught running by Miss Grimshaw

0:01:31 > 0:01:32and now you're being punished.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Millions of viewers are counting on me.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yeah, T - this is a school. We're students.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40You're trying to get me voted off, aren't you? Crafty!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43But I'm not going to fall for it and look foolish.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45These toilets hold no fear for Templeton.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Whatever the case, could you hurry?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I want to bust some tricks on my new skateboard.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Shouldn't you be doing your woodwork project?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57This IS my woodwork project.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Amazing!- Pretty nice crosscutting and flitching for someone who

0:02:00 > 0:02:02doesn't even know what that means.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I mean it's amazing that you actually finished a project on time.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Ahh, ahh, ahh!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12For once, I'm going to hand something in on time

0:02:12 > 0:02:14and nothing's going to stop me.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Ahh, aah!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Uh!- Mitchell. Becky. So nice to run into you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'd have preferred to run over you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29I've got a problem. I've got a woodwork deadline.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32And I ain't got no woodwork.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35So I got thinkin' - who'd have some woodwork?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Er, Woody?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Who's Woody? - Woody the woodwork worker.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Would Woody have some woodwork?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I dunno, would he?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Are you mocking me?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Yeah.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49I'll make this simple. Becky, gimme your woodwork project.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50What's that?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51It's a wooden sweater.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I'm going to take it from you, though I do have a

0:02:54 > 0:02:58number of comments about who would ever wear such a thing

0:02:58 > 0:03:02and the stupidity of even making such a thing in the first place.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07But look at all that fine crosscutting and flitching.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Oof!

0:03:09 > 0:03:16- Run, Becks!- Nobody hits me with a wooden sweater and gets away with it.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20So you've been hit in the face with a wooden sweater a lot?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22That would explain things.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Wheurgh!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Argh!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Er-er-er-er-er-er-er!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Oh, no! Are you all right?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39I never meant for you to get hurt.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- I'm so sorry.- Oooooh!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Oh, you poor thing!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Ooh, you got a nasty crack there.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51Hang on. There's something under here.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Tyson, give me your head. I need to chip more plaster off.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Don't take advantage of me.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10It's a door! Oh, I love doors even more than walls!

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Sorry, wall, no offence.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Ooh!

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Toilet...

0:04:22 > 0:04:24of the gods!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Ew! What is that stuff?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Whatever it is, it's going to take me ages to scrub it off.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oh!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Ahhh, ahh, aahhhhhh!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Templeton! Are you OK?!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I'm just milking it for sympathy.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57The public will lap this up.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I'll be on the show for weeks! Ahhh!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06You, sir, are the king of tables.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12And you've just given me a really sweet idea.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13HE HUMS

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Oooh! Hello, handsome.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26May I say you look...yeuch!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29That weird boy was supposed to clean up!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Where'd that weirdie go? Oh, weird boy!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35RUMBLING

0:05:35 > 0:05:38If this is the Bathroom Bully, I paid you off, remember?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Tanner! What are you doing in here?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I...er...needed a wee?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- With a table?- It's a nice table.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50And you thought you'd drag it about in the toilets?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well, it won't fit in my bag.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Why have you got a table?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56It's my woodwork project.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00You want me to believe that you made an antique gold-inlayed oaken table?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03No, I want my woodwork teacher to believe that.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04That's not your table.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- It so is.- It so isn't.- Ya-ha.- No-ha.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Sir, I SWEAR that I made this table.

0:06:09 > 0:06:16And that I, Mitchell Tanner, am its one true owner.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19It is supposed to do that. It's a traditional singing table.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21You know about those, right?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Er, yes, of course.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Ahhhh... ahhhh, ahhhh, ahh, AHHH!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oooh! Ahhhhhhhhh!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Ooooooooooh!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35He's going to be a tough competitor.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Aaahhhhhh! That's the singing noise still happening.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41There better not be anything strange going on here, Tanner.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Aaaaaaaahhhh... - Because if I hear of any...

0:06:43 > 0:06:46irregular goings-on, you'll be joining that weird boy

0:06:46 > 0:06:50and cleaning out u-bends with this.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Errr, oooh...duh...!

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Gnnnhhhhh!

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Or a similar product. So watch it.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06I'm not a fool who falls for anything.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08It has to be really good.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Huh, huh, huh!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Huh, uh...!- Whoa!

0:07:16 > 0:07:17You!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Argh!

0:07:19 > 0:07:24My Lord, through untold eons you have returned!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Deliver us from the powers of darkness!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Uh?- Over oceans of uncertainty, rushing rivers of doubt,

0:07:31 > 0:07:35and sewers of disappointment, your coming has wiped free my torment.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36You what?

0:07:36 > 0:07:41I swear fealty to thee, King of all Britain, whose hand

0:07:41 > 0:07:46and oath awoke the power of the Round Table!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, right, this is to do with the table thing?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52He who owns the Round Table is my master.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54OK. Hi.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57They just keep throwing twists at us, don't they?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I bet this knight is really a celebrity!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02C'mon, take off your helmet... Jamie Oliver!

0:08:02 > 0:08:07I am Sir Bogivere, Guardian of the Foul Latrine.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10What would you have me do, O King?

0:08:10 > 0:08:11You mean I can...?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Yes.- And you'll do whatever I...?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Yes.- OK. Let's take this for a test drive.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20MUSIC STARTS

0:08:20 > 0:08:23# Let me see you shake now... #

0:08:25 > 0:08:26MUSIC STOPS

0:08:26 > 0:08:28So you really will do anything I say.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30You are my king.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34(Now might be a good time to tell him you're not a king.)

0:08:34 > 0:08:37(Or it could be the worst possible time.)

0:08:37 > 0:08:40(We'll only know later on. With hindsight.)

0:08:40 > 0:08:42(When it's too late.)

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Sir Knight, as your king, I command you to...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Er, I dunno.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Um. What sort of services do you offer?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Do you have a brochure?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55I know naught of this brochure of which you speak.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I know only that I would lay down my life to protect you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Cool. Can you do algebra?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05You have fifteen minutes to complete your exam.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Ugh, this test is killing me.

0:09:09 > 0:09:15"X 4 plus 7 X plus 12 X 2."

0:09:15 > 0:09:18What wicked wizardry is this?

0:09:18 > 0:09:24You dare assault my liege with your diabolical incantations?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25ALARM SOUNDS

0:09:25 > 0:09:30I slew the electric snake that held its spell over this vile box!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Um, OK.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I need a vacation.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37- ALL:- Hurray!

0:09:40 > 0:09:46- Uh!- Nobody makes me accidentally step on a skateboard.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51- I did.- You think you're so special with your magical knight,

0:09:51 > 0:09:53like you rule the school.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57No way. You ain't the King of Bling, that's my thing, yo!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Listen up.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03You caused my mate here considerable embarrassment what

0:10:03 > 0:10:08with his foolish head-smack into the toilet wall - ha ha!

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Nice!

0:10:09 > 0:10:15So the second your Sir Frootypants ain't around, you're going to get it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18From us, collectively, innit?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Are you quite done yet?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Just a second. YO!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23OK, we're done.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Good. Speaking of which, O good Sir Knight?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Uh-oh.- Charge!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Wahhhh!

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Wahhhh!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Charge!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39No jousting!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Wahhhh!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Heh, heh, heh!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49That oughta hold them for a while.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- The blaggards!- Sire, if I may?

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Beseech.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58I was tasked with guarding the ancient latrine for all eternity

0:10:58 > 0:11:01and now that I'm merely in the antechamber,

0:11:01 > 0:11:03separated from my duty...

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Heh-heh!- ..I fear most loathsome things could happen.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Tyson's already loathsome, so I wouldn't worry.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13But the latrine empties into the Well of Despair, which washes into

0:11:13 > 0:11:16the River of Agony, flows across the Aqueduct of Unpleasantness

0:11:16 > 0:11:20and deposits everything into the Pit of Eternal Damnation!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- And?- Well, that's pretty bad.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Meh. I'm sure those guys can handle it.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Just keep your eyes on that door.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33SPLASH

0:11:38 > 0:11:39SPLASH

0:11:42 > 0:11:45MUSIC

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Mmmm...ah!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Good Sir Knight? Be a dear and hand me my drink.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53It troubles me, Sire, that these quests you have tasked me with

0:11:53 > 0:11:57have been lacking a certain gravitas.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Which is why, for your next quest, I'd like you to...

0:12:01 > 0:12:04iron my socks. My royal feet feel most untoasty.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Oh, hey-ho...

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Tanner!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Uh, better leave this one to me.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Perhaps you'd care to explain this!

0:12:14 > 0:12:18"Until further notice, all gym classes have been cancelled,

0:12:18 > 0:12:21"by express order of King Mitchell."

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Seems like a pretty clear decree to me.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Decree? King Mitchell? Is that what they're calling you now?

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Well, you can call me

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Your Highness, Your Majesty, Bonnie King Mitch.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- I'm not picky.- I'll call your mother if you don't straighten up!

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh, I wouldn't disturb the Queen Mum if I were you.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40You and your weird friend better have that lavatory

0:12:40 > 0:12:42sparkling by the end of break.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Do you understand?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47We do. And by that, I mean the royal we.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Ha ha ha! Royal we...!

0:12:49 > 0:12:54The end of break, Mitchell. It better be clean.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Who be that foul wizard who plagues my king?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01He's no wizard. He's the headmaster.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05A mere headmaster dares to plague my liege?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Why does the King not smite him where he stands?

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Well, y'know, Mitchell's not that into...smiting.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Then I shall smite him myself!

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Tis my duty!

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Er...he's not the king!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20What?

0:13:20 > 0:13:25Um. He's not the king. He just kind of lied.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28But it's understandable - it's not every day a medieval knight

0:13:28 > 0:13:31comes back to life and does silly things for a bunch of school kids.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33He is not the king?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Then if he is no king,

0:13:35 > 0:13:39who then are the brave knights who guard the ancient evil in my stead?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Brave what's-who guard the who-do?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46This goes way beyond anything we deserve!

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Uh, uh...- Are you OK? You're looking a little...

0:13:50 > 0:13:51seethy?

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Betrayed! By a boy of 12!

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Oh, this is not going to look good at the next Round Table meeting.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03The latrine is unguarded! To the toilet!

0:14:03 > 0:14:07- Whoa!- I think I'm going to be voting him off next.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10He's weird.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Sir Bogivere? Hello?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16I need you to clean some toilets for me?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Cleany-wipey?

0:14:18 > 0:14:19- Wah-ha!- What's that?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Wah-ha!

0:14:21 > 0:14:26Waahhaa!

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Stand and face me, false king!

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Uh-oh...- You have lied to me. My honour is besmirched!

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Maybe I could clean it up?

0:14:35 > 0:14:39The only restitution I require is that you meet me in combat!

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Is that the trouser shop in town?

0:14:40 > 0:14:44You will join me in battle, sir!

0:14:44 > 0:14:45I'd love to fight,

0:14:45 > 0:14:50but I'm a really busy false king with a lot of toilets to clean.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51I haven't got a minute to spare.

0:14:51 > 0:14:56I have something which may change your mind.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Mitchell, help! This cage stinks!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Well, for 500 years, it contained the Ogre of Vileness

0:15:03 > 0:15:06until he dissolved into a puddle of...

0:15:06 > 0:15:09vileness. He was a good friend.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13And now you will fight me for the freedom of your lady.

0:15:13 > 0:15:19Lose, and she will join me as a guardian of the ancient lavvy

0:15:19 > 0:15:20for all eternity!

0:15:20 > 0:15:25Right, well, she's not strictly speaking my lady. Or a lady.

0:15:25 > 0:15:30- Mitchell!- Fight me, sir! I would relish a companion in there.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Eternity is more tedious than people think.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36OK! I'll fight you.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39But these days we don't fight with swords.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41ARGH!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Please, Mr Tentacles!

0:15:47 > 0:15:50It gave me a diabolical swirly!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Draw!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Two scissors! Draw!

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Rock blunts scissors! Sir Bogivere wins!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07If he gets one more point, he's the winner!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Don't draw scissors again, Mitchell. He'll be expecting it.

0:16:10 > 0:16:15Yeah. Only a madman would draw scissors three times.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Mitchell - no!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Scissors cut paper! Mitchell wins!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Let's finish this.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28Aaaaaaaagh!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Aaaaaaaagh! Wahhhhhhh!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35We've awoken He Who Cannot Be Flushed!

0:16:35 > 0:16:41- He's bad?- He is the accumulation of 1,000 years of foulness.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Plus the occasional peanut.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Ah-hah!

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Two scissors! Draw!

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Maybe you should concentrate on the evil tentacles for a minute?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Ahhhhh!

0:16:58 > 0:17:03The lady Becky is mine! You can't keep drawing scissors!

0:17:03 > 0:17:04You don't have the nerve.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Want to bet?

0:17:07 > 0:17:08SCHOOL BELL

0:17:08 > 0:17:11The end of break!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14That lavatory better be clean or Tanner's going to get it.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Hmph! Either way, I'm happy.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Argh!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Templeton, it's the end of break!

0:17:23 > 0:17:27And the End of Times! It has been prophesied!

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Uh, yeah, whatever.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31But right now, we've got to do something about Abercrombie.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Go out there and stall him!

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Who's Abercrombie?

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Our headmas... Uh, the head producer.

0:17:37 > 0:17:42Oh, the host of the show! Mr Abercrombie!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Yes! Whatever! Go!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Argh! D'ah!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Mr Abercrombie! How are you?

0:17:49 > 0:17:52You know, it's funny - I've been on this show all these years...

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Show?- ..and I didn't know your name until today.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56You know MY name, right?

0:17:56 > 0:18:02Yes. Of course I do! It's, uh, something-blankelmeyer, right?

0:18:02 > 0:18:03N-o-o.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Argh!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Scissors cut paper! Bogivere wins!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Lady Becky is mine!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Help!

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I said she's mine! Arrrrghh!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Help!

0:18:22 > 0:18:27Bitzleberg? Something nerdy. Not that I really care.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Now, get out of my way.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Wait. You haven't seen my... dance!

0:18:32 > 0:18:33MUSIC STARTS

0:18:42 > 0:18:45It's no use! It's stuck on!

0:18:45 > 0:18:50No-one can pull the disinfectant from the shelf!

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Yes!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54BOOMING VOICE: Excalibur!

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Legendary cleaning power!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Uh-huh! Uhhh!

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Uhhhhhhhhh!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Ahhhh...Mummy...

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Uhhhhh, oh!

0:19:24 > 0:19:29Help m-e-e-e-e! Argh!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Huh! Let's clean up.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Hah!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44You're looking a little...flushed.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Aaaah!

0:19:55 > 0:20:00BELCHING

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Burp!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Look out!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11D'ahhhhhh!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Forgive me for doubting thee, Sire.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Only a true king could draw Excalibur from the caked-on,

0:20:19 > 0:20:21impossible-to-get-rid-of muck.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Actually, I meant to ask - who told you I wasn't a king, anyway?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Close the lid! Uh!

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Men!

0:20:31 > 0:20:35No-one's going to vote me off after this!

0:20:35 > 0:20:36SHOUTING

0:20:38 > 0:20:42He's coming in!

0:20:42 > 0:20:43THEY GASP

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Oh. My. Goodness!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I've never seen such a clean lavatory.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Well, I suppose it'll have to do.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06We've won the task! We're safe for one more week!

0:21:06 > 0:21:11So... You're sure you want to be sealed into this awful chamber?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13It is my duty.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16I must guard against the evil effluent,

0:21:16 > 0:21:21should the sewers of darkness threaten the world once more.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Besides, I'm very anti-social. I can't stand being around people.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Godspeed, KING Mitchell!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Well, we've saved the world and sealed the Round Table back up.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41So... What are you going to hand in for your woodwork project?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44How quickly can you knit a wooden suit of armour?

0:21:45 > 0:21:50# We all sing long live the king

0:21:50 > 0:21:53# We all sing long live the king

0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Bow down, bow down, bow down, bow down yo! #