Teacher's Pet

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Creepy ain't the word

0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Freaky ain't the word

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Sneaky ain't the word

0:00:06 > 0:00:07# See what I've observed

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Is there's no easy way to describe this geeky place

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say

0:00:12 > 0:00:13# This is Strange Hill

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Where a talking frog can eat your face!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# It's very very random you'll get use to these debates

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# If you stick around

0:00:19 > 0:00:20# Although I wouldn't recommend it

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they use the name Strange, mate, they really meant it!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life with which you just don't mess

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# On every vest I got the letters S.O.S.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Cos you never know what might be lurking 'round the corner

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# And what it might do if they ever found or saw ya

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Things won't always tend to go your way

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Watch your back and be prepared

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Can't wait for 3:30

0:00:42 > 0:00:43# See you there! #

0:00:43 > 0:00:46SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:00:56 > 0:00:58I can't feel below my neck!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Winter fun does not compute.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04BELL RINGS

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Listen up, Abercrombie! You can stick your rules.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10From now on, we run the school my way.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Mitchell, we'd better go in.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14You know how they get if we're late.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16But I'm stickin' it to the snowman.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Those clothes are just like Abercrombie's. Where'd you get them?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Remember that day Abercrombie was naked

0:01:21 > 0:01:24and running about shouting "Where's my clothes?"

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Yeah, I got them then.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hmm. We'll leave you to it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Come on, Templeton, unless you want to recklessly jeopardise

0:01:30 > 0:01:32your school career as well.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Recklessly? Never.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39CHAINSAW WHIRRS LOUDLY

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Wow! That's amazing!

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Thank you.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Amazingly risky! You could kill someone!

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Chainsaws don't kill people, Becky. People do. People with chainsaws.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56And now I'll spruce up your snowman.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Ooooh!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Aaargh! Wahhh! Oh!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05No need to thank me.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10How I loathe you, Tanner! You're a thorn in my side!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11That's it!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15I'm going to punish you smart alecks so hard that future children

0:02:15 > 0:02:18will weep at the very mention of your names.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- My name's not Alec. - Oh!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Report to the science lab!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26You have until the end of lunch time to clean it from top to bottom!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Yow!

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Oh, I like science. How bad can that be?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Oh that bad!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Hey.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42It's, it's...so cute!

0:02:42 > 0:02:43SQUEAKING

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Hello, Mr Wabby!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Likkle meecies!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Tortie-tortie-too-too!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53HE GROANS

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Gribbetty-Groo!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Tarantie-la-la-lu-la!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ah! Look at her hairy little fangs!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Who's got naughty, hairy little fangs?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I suppose she does have a quite an endearing epigastric fold.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Templeton!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I think they might need cleaning out. And petting.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Poor, poor little lab animals, probably don't get enough attention.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yeah, something tells me they'll have had enough soon.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22Cooing over small animals! Sometimes Becky's such a girl.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25At least you and I don't act so stereotypically.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27THEY GASP

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Cor! Look at the size of that machine!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Buttons and dials and levers and things whose purpose

0:03:34 > 0:03:38cannot possibly be clear until we touch them!

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Let's touch them!

0:03:39 > 0:03:45MACHINE CRANKS INTO ACTION

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Wow! It makes smoke! And a noise!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Yeah, I think we're supposed to put something inside it?

0:03:51 > 0:03:55The noise and smoke wasn't enough? Why must you always want more?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00BEEPING

0:04:03 > 0:04:04That's what I'm talking about!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Finally! Proof of my Cube Earth Theory!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09You know what this means?

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Your theory stinks?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14No! This machine is a vessel of infinite knowledge!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16It shows us how the world really is.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Or it turns spheres into cubes.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Heresy! Don't listen to him, O Great Machine!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24MACHINE PINGS

0:04:27 > 0:04:28So what's that telling us?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32That the world is but a small copy of the one true cube.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Hmm.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37So how about this?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Guh!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42MACHINE CLICKS AND PINGS

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Wow!

0:04:46 > 0:04:51Of course! Bananas are oranges and oranges are bananas!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I must meditate on this. Ommm.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57You meditating or having a sinus attack?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Ah, I see a plane of pure whiteness.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Have you kids been messin' with the Transmogrifier?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07No.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09You gotta be careful with this thing.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Never put it on full power.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12What happens on full power?

0:05:12 > 0:05:16The Great Disaster of 1906.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Turned the school into a sphere.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Sure, it produced perfectly rounded students, but just even

0:05:23 > 0:05:27a little whisper of wind, and...rrrrr!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Down it went, rolling through the city.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35Crushing buildings, dinner ladies, everything.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Cool!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39The matter Transmogrifier is a dark chapter

0:05:39 > 0:05:41in man's pursuit of knowledge.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46It must only be used in the most dire of circumstances.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50MACHINE BEEPS

0:05:50 > 0:05:51THEY GASP

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Like making chips for lunch.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58CLICKING AND PINGING

0:06:01 > 0:06:04BUZZING AND ZAPPING

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ooh!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Uh!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09ZAPPING

0:06:14 > 0:06:15ZAPPING

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Eurgh!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23MACHINE CREAKS

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Mitchell, stop using that machine!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31You're messing with powers you barely understand.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33HE CHUCKLES

0:06:33 > 0:06:36CLICKING AND BEEPING

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Agh!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39BOTH: Epic!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oo-ah! Where'd it go, yo?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Oh, I don't know how, but... Oh!

0:06:46 > 0:06:47TANNER!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49BELL RINGS The bell! Wasn't there something

0:06:49 > 0:06:52we were supposed to do before the end of lunch?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yeah, I think so. Was it clean out the animals?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58No. Was it tamper with the very fabric of matter itself?

0:06:58 > 0:06:59No. Oh! What was it?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, right. Yeah.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05What are we going to do?!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08HE HUMS GENTLY

0:07:10 > 0:07:15And the banana shall be an orange and the orange a banana.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17And the apple shall be a lingonberry.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Eeek!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23He's coming! He is coming!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Who, the god of various fruits?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27No, Abercrombie!

0:07:27 > 0:07:28HE GASPS

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I've got an idea. Help me with this.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I knew it! You haven't...

0:07:37 > 0:07:40..failed to do as I asked.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Just as I thought.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44But where did it all go?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46LASER ZAPS

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Well, that was easy.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Thanks to The Great Machine. Blessed be his name.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59CROAKING

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Er, Becky, did you just croak like a frog?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Of course I didn't!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05CROAKING

0:08:05 > 0:08:08While you two were messing about with the machine,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I sort of freed all the animals.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12They wooked so sad in their cages.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Are you sure that was a good idea?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16You mess with the very fabric of the universe and you ask me

0:08:16 > 0:08:19if setting a few bunnies and hamsters free is a good idea?!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22No need to get all logical with me!

0:08:22 > 0:08:23I'm sure it's fine.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29ANIMALS SQUEAK

0:08:30 > 0:08:34MACHINE WHIRRS AND BUZZES

0:08:37 > 0:08:42If John has five apples and can eat one a minute and a train

0:08:42 > 0:08:46heads towards John at 120mph, how many apples can he eat before...

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Um, shouldn't he be thinking about getting out of the way?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53John's fate is inevitable. Answer the question.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56I thought we could do this at break. Grrrr!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Haven't you made enough things too big for one day?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Come on, isn't everything better when it's too big?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03HEAVY THUDDING IN BACKGROUND

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Giant guinea pig!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Great idea. Now you're thinking.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09No, there is one!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11HE GASPS

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Halt!

0:09:12 > 0:09:18If Becky and Mitchell head towards the door at 1mph and I-I-I-I...

0:09:18 > 0:09:21The Great Machine has sent us a guinea pig.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Come on.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25WHIRRING AND BLEEPING

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Welcome to the beginning of class.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30ALL GROAN AND SIGH

0:09:31 > 0:09:34No sign of the giant guinea pig.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- It left us an offering!- Ugh!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40We shall build a shrine to this mighty log.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42It's called a toilet and this school has plenty.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Where could that guinea pig have gone?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48There you are, my lovely! Drink up.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50LOUD THUD

0:09:50 > 0:09:51SNIFFING AND PANTING

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- What? - LOUD SQUEAKING

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Huh?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01SCREAMING

0:10:02 > 0:10:05HE GURGLES

0:10:05 > 0:10:07My goodness! He's been...

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Badly nibbled.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14My girlfriend knit me this sweater at the Glastonbury Festival.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17We've got to stop that thing before it nibbles again!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20HE HUMS GENTLY

0:10:20 > 0:10:21SCRATCHING SOUND

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Hello? Is anyone there?

0:10:32 > 0:10:33DOOR CREAKS LOUDLY

0:10:36 > 0:10:38TANNER!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Did you hear something?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45TERRIFIED SCREAMING

0:10:45 > 0:10:48A giant rabbit ate my spherical phone!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52- You mean guinea pig. - Whatever! It ran up that thingy.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57It's gone into the air ducts! Stephanie, give me your number.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Is there any other way?

0:10:59 > 0:11:00VENT CREAKS AND BANGS

0:11:06 > 0:11:07BEEPING

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Mitchell! The blue dot's right on top of you!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Get out of there, you man!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16I'm the blue dots! Stephanie's phone is the pink one.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17There it is!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20My dot's way cooler than yours.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Your dot's in a giant guinea pig's bowels.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27SNORING

0:11:29 > 0:11:31It's just around the next corner.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Get the carrot ready to coax it out.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Don't make any sudden noises.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37SCHOOL BELL RINGS LOUDLY

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Wait up! Hold one-niner on bogey-five!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- What?! - I always wanted to talk like that.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44There are lots of kids around.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47We don't want a giant guinea pig panic.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48ALL SCREAM AND SHOUT

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Giant guinea piggaroooo!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Panic!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54FRANTIC COMMOTION

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Now that's an amusing conundrum.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00What is?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Well, if the giant guinea pig's down here,

0:12:02 > 0:12:05what's up in the ventilator with Mitchell?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08LOUD BOOM

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Uh oh!

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Big bunny!

0:12:13 > 0:12:17RABBIT NIBBLES CARROT NOISILY

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Mitchell, try and lead it to the lab, we'll meet you there!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Run for your lives!

0:12:26 > 0:12:28ALL: Ahhhhhhh!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31HE GASPS IN FEAR

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Tanner!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37POUNDS LOUDLY ON GRILL

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Wahhh!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Dah!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- GROGGILY:- Oh-ooh-ooh.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Oof!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52HE STRAINS TO LIFT TORTOISE

0:12:52 > 0:12:53HE GRUNTS

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- WINDOW SHATTERS - TANNER!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Shhh! You'll frighten the animals.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04CONFUSION AND PANIC

0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's OK, kids, it's only a ferocious monster tortoise.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10CROAKING

0:13:11 > 0:13:13CROAKING

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Lab animals in the corridors! Unbelievable!

0:13:17 > 0:13:18SCREAMING

0:13:18 > 0:13:20GROWLING

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Templeton, we have to shrink the bunny!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27We do not control the Great Machine. It controls us.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- How? - Mysterious ways.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32You're making it up as you go along!

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Infidel!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Oof!- Ow!- Ouch!- Uh!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39It's right behind me!

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Hit it!

0:13:43 > 0:13:46What the devil has been going on in... Ahh!

0:13:48 > 0:13:50LOUD BOOM

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Ribbit!

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Ribbit!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56On the plus side, he can't really yell at us any more.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58On the downside, he's got super-hopping power!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ribbit!

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Sir? Er, sorry about smashing your ceiling.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Oh, and the toad thing.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08HE CROAKS

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Hail to thee, Creature of the Great Machine.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'm Templeton, your faithful toadie.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Templeton, what are you doing?

0:14:15 > 0:14:19It has come from the Great Machine, we must commune with it.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Have you a message for us, o slimy one?

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Ribbit?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I see!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28So what you're saying is... Actually I've no idea what you're saying.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Could you give us a sign?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ow!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Still not 100% clear.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37FROG SLURPS

0:14:37 > 0:14:42Grovel before me, stinking humans.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Bit difficult from this position.

0:14:45 > 0:14:50What style of grovelling would you have me do, o warty one?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Perhaps the one-knee'd I'm not worthy?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Keep him talking.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Mr Abercrombie?

0:14:57 > 0:15:04I am Toadercrombie, ribbit, and I speak for all your prisoners!

0:15:04 > 0:15:05You mean the pets?

0:15:05 > 0:15:10Pets?! Is that what you humans call us?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Ribbit. You have enslaved us. Petted us.

0:15:13 > 0:15:19Turned us into characters in whimsical children's novels.

0:15:19 > 0:15:26Now, it is your turn to feel the wra-a-a-th of small, cute animals!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Whoa!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34You will be first, Tanner...

0:15:34 > 0:15:38But I've done all the grovelling. Why can't I feel the wrath?

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Lick my face, wart-bag.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Whoa!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Rooooarr!

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Run!

0:15:47 > 0:15:48ALL SCREAM

0:15:51 > 0:15:54That'll hold him for a bit. What do we know about weird hybrids?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Nothing! Except, didn't the machine make TWO hybrids

0:15:57 > 0:16:00when it crossed the orange and the banana?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yes, the Banorange and the Orana!

0:16:02 > 0:16:07So if that was Toad/Abercrombie, where's Abercrombie/Toa...?

0:16:07 > 0:16:12(TINY VOICE) Help meee! Help meeeee!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15If that was Toadercrombie, this must be...

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Abertoadie!

0:16:16 > 0:16:21Oh! He's ador-wable! Oh, look at his little warty moustache.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Who's a cheeky little abomination?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Let me see...

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Not you! Tanner!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- I think he's fainted. - Can I have him?

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- What are you going to do with him? - Feed him flies.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I always wanted to make him eat flies. And this way he'll enjoy it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41OK, but remember, a tiny, amphibious headmaster is for life.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Templeton! Where are you going?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I must go back to the machine, the Great One.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49How can it be the Great One? Look at all the trouble it's caused.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53My goodness, you're right! How can I have been so blind?

0:16:53 > 0:16:58It is the Evil One. I must destroy it.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02HEAVY THUMPING AND GROWLING

0:17:02 > 0:17:04< After them, comrades!

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Nibble them! Nibble them all!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Aaagh!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13ALL SCREAM

0:17:13 > 0:17:15THUMPING AND SNARLING

0:17:20 > 0:17:23HIDEOUS SCREECHING

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Run!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Rooooaaaarrr!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Run?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54< There they are!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56SNARLING

0:17:56 > 0:17:58ALL SCREAM

0:17:58 > 0:18:04Resistance is futile. Caught like rabbits in a headlight!

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Croak!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Sorry. I know. Offensive.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Keep away from us!

0:18:09 > 0:18:13You humans have ruled this school for...croak

0:18:13 > 0:18:17..hundreds of years and look how you've treated it!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Well, strictly speaking, that was you.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24Silence! Now, we will take charge.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29Ours will be a brave new school, where rodents

0:18:29 > 0:18:34and amphibians live in harmony with the curriculum.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37There is a bit of Abercrombie left in you, isn't there?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Enough! Prepare to be nuzzled!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Awww.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42- To death!- Aaaaagh!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Oh, furry pets! Here's Kitty!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Rooaaarrrr!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51No! Comrades! Come back!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Croak! You cannot win -

0:18:53 > 0:18:59the terrifying Age of Harmless Animals has begun!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Ha-ha-ha! Croak!

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- We've got to stop him. - Do we? Do we, Mitchell?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Does his school sound so much worse than ours?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Perhaps we have had our day.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15There'd be a lot of giant animal poo everywhere.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Good point. Let's stop him.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21Soon, my beauties, this school will be ours!

0:19:21 > 0:19:29Croak! Now, mice, I've got you down to teach geography. Croak!

0:19:29 > 0:19:34Tarantula, you've got modern languages. Croak!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Actually, that clashes with IT.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Hang on a minute... Croak. I'll adjust the timetable.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Leave room for double butt-kicking.

0:19:45 > 0:19:51Tanner! How'd you like to be held back until you're...croak...21?

0:19:51 > 0:19:56How'd you like to...be a sort of froggy, green headmaster thing?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Yes, rather suits me, doesn't it?

0:19:59 > 0:20:05Just as it will shortly suit you to become...croak...a cube!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Oooh!

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I'm too cool to be square.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hggguggll...

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I can't understand you with your tongue like that.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Hwwgggll...

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Templeton!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18False teacher! Weaver of illusions!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21You're nothing but a glorified candy floss machine

0:20:21 > 0:20:23and I shall destroy you!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Oh.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Right. I've got all the big machines.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Who's the smart aleck now?

0:20:33 > 0:20:34I think that would be me.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- No! - Temps, get out of the window.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Aggghhhhhhh!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Failed! Croak.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52His plan has failed... Ribbit! ..like he does in all his classes!

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Ribbit! At last, this school is ours.

0:20:56 > 0:21:03We are free, my friends! Freeeeeeee...!

0:21:03 > 0:21:06So turning the power up to full made a tiny copy of the whole school,

0:21:06 > 0:21:08trapping them inside it.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11But they still have their animal high school, so they'll be happy.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14And the machine blowing up has returned everything to normal

0:21:14 > 0:21:18- in the real school, including Mr Abercrombie!- Hmm.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'm not convinced that blowing up a machine would make everything

0:21:21 > 0:21:22go back to normal.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Don't question it. We meddled with stuff we don't understand.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27We got away with it. Let's go play in the snow.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I mean, if you blow up a toaster,

0:21:29 > 0:21:31your toast doesn't turn back into bread, does it?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Templeton, shh!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36And if you blow up a cow, you don't make cheese not exist.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39I mean, it just doesn't make any sense!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41GRUNTING

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Ribbit!

0:21:44 > 0:21:47# Have you ever seen a sign saying "Don't press the button"

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# "Don't press the button"

0:21:49 > 0:21:52# Whenever you see a sign saying "Don't press the button"

0:21:52 > 0:21:54# What you want to do? Press the button! #

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