0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Creepy ain't the word Freaky ain't the word
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Sneaky ain't the word See, what I've observed
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Is there's no easy way to describe this geeky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even "geeky place" doesn't tell you what I need to say
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill where a talking frog can eat your face
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It's very, very random
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# You'll get used to these debates if you stick around
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they used the name "Strange", mate, they really meant it
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# There's some things in life with which you just don't mess
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# On every vest, I've got the letters SOS
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# And what it might do if they ever found or saw you
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Things won't always tend to go your way
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Watch your back and be prepared
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Can't wait for 3:30 See you there! #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45SCHOOL BELL
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Uhh... Uh.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Becks, what happened? Are you OK?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I was standing under a tree and it fell on me.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You girls and your beauty routines.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Talk about bad luck.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Loving the leaves, Becky.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh, I look like a fool! Soon everyone will be talking and tweeting
0:01:05 > 0:01:08about what an unlucky, weird fool I am!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10TWEETING
0:01:10 > 0:01:13And the tweets begin.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19TEMPLETON SNIGGERS
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Talk about embarrassment. Those girls both wore the same outfit!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27These are cheerleader uniforms, duh!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Uh! Cheerleader try-outs are today, I totally forgot.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33You! A cheerleader?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36But I'm the most cheerful person I know.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Puh-leeze. Templeton might as well try out for the basketball team.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Good idea! I think I will.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Uh, Temps, I think they were being sarcastic.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Those nice girls?
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Ha-ha!
0:01:48 > 0:01:53When someone tells me I can't do something, I just have to do it.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54I hear ya.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56GLASS SHATTERS
0:01:58 > 0:02:02But what if my bad luck follows me like some horrible monster?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Always right behind me, ready to strike?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Hello, miss!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Becks, there is no such thing as luck, good or bad.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Success is the result of hard work.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Or the very clever avoidance thereof.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Are you sure?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Sure. Now go to those cheerleader try-outs and knock 'em dead.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26You think she's got a chance?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29No way. But what's the worst that can happen?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Atchoo! SCREAMING
0:02:30 > 0:02:32THEY GROAN
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Sorry I sneezed. I won't do it ever again. Atchoo!
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Our human pyramid has never collapsed before.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Becky, you're the worst luck ever.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Please let me join! I'll stand perfectly still, at a distance,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51and just smile.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Please, I must have pompoms!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It takes a lot of skill and training to shake these.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Pleeease? Pompoms!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Huddle. - THEY TALK QUIETLY
0:03:03 > 0:03:08OK, there is one position you might be right for.
0:03:11 > 0:03:17Rah-rah, sis-boom...blah. Oh...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19When I said "anything"...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You're our head cheer cleaner!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24That's not really a thing, though, is it?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27No, I made it up so you'd feel important.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28But I'm still a cheerleader, right?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Uh, sure.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Your job is to rally up our dirty uniforms,
0:03:33 > 0:03:39lead them to victory against dirt, and then tumble them dry.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- CHANTING:- Go, Becky, she's our man!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44If she can't clean them, no-one can!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Probably no-one can.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Go, team!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Uh...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- WHISTLE - Welcome to basketball try-outs!
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Some of you will make the cut and go on to success and popularity.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Others will be cut,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05destined to a life of despair and loneliness.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- You with the glasses! - WHISTLE
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Despair and loneliness.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15Huh... There's got to be some team I'm good for.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- CHANTING:- Whatever your name is, we don't know!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29But fight for Strange Hill Go! Go! Go!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Move that pawn, take his knight
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Go, Strange Hill, fight, fight, fight!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Do you mind? I'm trying to concentrate.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Eew, he talked to me!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42This isn't about him.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46It's about you, and how fabulous you look in front of a cheering crowd.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Excuse me, Stephanie? - What now? I'm cheering.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58I've rinsed out all the socks but the stink on yours won't...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Why are you cheering the chess team?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Abercrombie wants us to support the team because they never win.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07So he thinks shouting at them will help them
0:05:07 > 0:05:09win a game that requires quiet contemplation?
0:05:09 > 0:05:14Hey, I make the rhymes, not the rules. Come on, girls!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- CHANTING:- King and rook, keep on castling!
0:05:16 > 0:05:21And your opponent we'll keep hassling! Booooo!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- ABERCROMBIE:- Kill him!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- TEMPLETON:- Oh, sorry.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Kill him!
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Checkmate.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ahhh!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Quigley beats Templeton. Next match, Quigley versus Bishop.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40This ought to be good.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46So what is this? Like, Asteroids, innit?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Wow, our team really sucks.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Well spotted. Now get back to the changing room and start scrubbing.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Can't I stay and cheer? They so need all the support they can get.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Situations like this require real expertise.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Ladies, bring out the big guns!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Hello? Who's there?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Uh! Oh.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Let's see you top this move, yo.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24It's like a stack of wack, jack.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26That hardly qualifies as a regulation move.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yo, what?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Anyone need some good luck?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40THEY LAUGH
0:06:40 > 0:06:42What in heaven's name is that?
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Oh, dear. It's Jinxie the Rabbit, our old school mascot.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51I thought our mascot was Leonard, the reasonable pencil.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57He is. We got rid of the rabbit years ago after some...troubles.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'd better stop this nonsense, then.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02No! That could be dangerous.
0:07:02 > 0:07:08Let him run his course. It's been years, maybe he's lost his powers.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Well, he hasn't lost his power to amuse. Ha-ha-ha.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Becky, take off that fur ball! Our squad does not do mascots.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- But I thought I was part of the team. - Yes, but...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Just try to keep up, OK?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Hi, folks! I'm Booster Bunny!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31CHANTS: I hop and hop and never, ever stop until... Whoa!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Whooaaaa!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- ALL:- Ahhhhh!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Uh!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54The Kapolsky position. Ugh...
0:07:54 > 0:07:55He's right!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Bishop to rook three, with a rare pawn-to-queen double-back bounce
0:07:59 > 0:08:04rarely attempted but, once achieved, automatically victorious!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Strange Hill wins!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Yo, what happened?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11We won! Wheeeeee!
0:08:11 > 0:08:17I can't believe it! Strange Hill actually achieved something, ha-ha!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Guess that rabbit's no longer a jinx, huh?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Maybe so. Maybe so.
0:08:24 > 0:08:30CHANTS: I did it! I did it! I cheered and I did it! Whooo!
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Do I know you?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Mitchell, guess what?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I've finally gone nuts and I'm hallucinating a giant, mangy bunny?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, it's me, Becks!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43It doesn't explain the manky rabbit costume.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I tried out for cheerleader but they wouldn't let me, they're snobs.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I was mopping the floor and put this costume on.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I cheered the chess team and they won. They've never won.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52And I think it's because of me.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I'm like Cinderella but, instead of a pretty gown,
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I have a dirty rabbit costume but it's just as wonderful!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59So you were mopping a floor?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Mitchell, have you seen a giant rabbit? Oh, there you are!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05All hail our bunny overlords!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08What have I told you about worshipping everything?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09"Don't worship everything."
0:09:09 > 0:09:13I think this suit is lucky! I might actually have good luck for once!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- There's no such thing as luck. - Oh, really?
0:09:16 > 0:09:21How come, since I put it on, not a single tree has fallen on me?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Because you were indoors? - Hm. I'll prove it to you.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Do something that would normally bring you bad luck.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Hey, Tyson! Did anyone ever tell you you're a big, ugly, dumb lummox?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- TYSON:- Hey!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I didn't mean do something that'll get you killed!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37HE GRUNTS
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Argh!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- How much bad luck can a guy have? - Oof.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Uh-oh.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Ooh.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Ohh... Ugh...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01So... Lucky?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yeah. This is going to be so much fun!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Thank you, O Rabbit Lord. Or do you prefer Your Bunniness?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14THEY CHATTER AND PRAISE RABBIT
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Amazing, Rabbit.- Nice, Rabbit.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21It wasn't you who made them win, you know. It was us cheering.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26I think you're actually jealous of a dirty, old, manky rabbit costume!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28That is so probably not true.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Well, I'm not changing. This is a lucky rabbit suit!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36You heard our rabbit overlord. He's not changing for you or anybody!
0:10:38 > 0:10:39- Huh!- Hey!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43You really not going to take that off?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47No, Mitchell, at least for a little while. Let's see what luck happens!
0:10:47 > 0:10:52My leprosy has been completely cured! And I found a chocolate!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54You're welcome! All of you!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Don't let this go to your big, dented, plaster of Paris head.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00You know, there's room inside here for my head to get even bigger.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Well, let's see how long this good luck lasts.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Ow.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Hurry, you three. You're just in time for my class test!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14A test in the worst class in school, by the toughest grader?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Oh, ho-ho, your luck is over! Also, my luck.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19We'll see about that.
0:11:22 > 0:11:28This is an oral exam. It will consist of one question per student.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32And it will count for 80% of your grade.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Why? Because I got stuck in traffic this morning,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I still live with my mother, and my first name is Ethel.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Any last words?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Good luck, everyone!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Rabbit girl. You can start us off.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47SHE GULPS
0:11:47 > 0:11:50What are the first three chords for Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53See, uh, gee... Do I get an F?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57C, G, F, correct! Darn. Have a seat.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Croydonia, who composed Symphonie Fantastique in 1830?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I barely, oh...
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Berlioz. Correct! Matthews?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Hi, then! - Haydn is correct.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12And I didn't even ask the question.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Tanner. You'll never get this. What blind blues...
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Pantless Joe McGeorge!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- How did you...? - I just made him up.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20No, you didn't! He's real.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Only somebody with incredible luck could've stumbled on that!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Templeton! - Symphony for Banana Eaters!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Correct.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Kraftwerk!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Pete Seeger! Robert Krieger! The Human League and Bob Seger!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Rachmaninov's Concerto in G Minor for Harpsichord...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Ohhhhh!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Get out! Everyone, out!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46SHE SOBS
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Wow! Not only did we all pass,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56we managed to give a teacher a nervous breakdown.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57I call that a successful day!
0:12:57 > 0:13:02This costume is brilliant! I'm like some bunny superhero.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I wonder what else you can do. I mean, how big does this thing get?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- I don't know. - Then let's test it.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12Wish me luck. Big, huge, crazy, gigantic luck.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17OK. Mitchell, I wish you big, huge, crazy, gigantic luck.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21If this takes off, I might have to work on my moves.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Yeah, my car broke down outside this ugly school.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Let me ask one of these weird kids or this dirty rabbit for direct...
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Brad, I got to go. Something massive just came up.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Kisses to you and your stupid wife. - PHONE BEEPS
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Can we help you, loud, annoying man? - Your look! Your attitude!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42It's just what I need for my cheesy, new, pre-packaged pop group!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Baxter Bigg, music impresario.
0:13:45 > 0:13:51- Are you for real?- I am for reals, my man. Does this look reals?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Have your lawyer here give it a look-see, sign it,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57and stardom, riches and lots of food are all yours.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- I charge £200 an hour. - Fantastic.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Now, can you tell me how to get back to the motorway?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Uh, yeah. Go down this hall, look for the door that says "toilet".
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Go into a stall and sit on the porcelain seat and say,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13"Take me to the top, baby!"
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Ha-ha, you're dynamite, kid! Call me!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I'm going to be famous!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24All thanks to your lucky rabbit suit, Becks.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Mitchell, help me!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Templeton!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31They just fell over.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Talk about bad luck.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Maybe it was.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I want to try an experiment. An experiment in luck.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43And the person I choose must be totally random.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Pickle horse. See? Random!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49No, there! Watch!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Good luck, Matthews. You need it.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Charge!!
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Oooh-hooo!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'm in the bin!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Every time there's good luck, someone else gets bad luck!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05That's it. No more luck. I'm taking this thing off.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Wait! What if I need a top-up?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Mitchell, you're an international pop star now, apparently.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11I think you'll manage.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Can you help me? The zip's stuck or something.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Ow! It won't come off!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's become part of me!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I am become rabbit!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Becky, come on, come out.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Let us bask in your rabbity glory.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Don't come near me! I'm dangerous.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Just walk away and forget you ever knew me.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39We're not going to abandon you, Becks.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Don't you understand? I hurt people.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45All this time I thought I was something special,
0:15:45 > 0:15:46but I'm just a monster.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I'm sure we can fix this. We always do.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Yeah? Good luck with that.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Ugh! Oh, no! No, I didn't mean it. I take it back!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Brace yourself for good and bad luck.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Is that it, an old paper landing at my feet?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I thought I'd at least get superpowers this time.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10There's bad luck lurking around here somewhere.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Seems fine to me.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15This newspaper is from 1972.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Uh! Look at this story about the Strange Hill basketball team!
0:16:18 > 0:16:23In 1972, they won the National Championships.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26They thought their mascot brought them luck.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30But on the way back from the game, the whole team disappeared.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Socks only cost 30 pence! That's what that ad there says.
0:16:34 > 0:16:40Arr. The whole team was found six months later alive and well,
0:16:40 > 0:16:45but in this very basement, being raised by bears.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- You know about this? - A-harr.
0:16:48 > 0:16:54The team never won another game. They blamed the mascot, Jinxie.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58That costume was hung away in the depths of the changing room
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- and forgotten. - Until I found it.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Or it found you. Do yourself a favour. Burn it.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08That costume has been waiting all these years for another owner.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10And now it's got me, it won't let me go.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Well then, you've got to... Argh!
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Wow. That is unlucky. He was just about to give us the solution.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22He'll be OK. If the mascot costume is on a lucky streak like 1972,
0:17:22 > 0:17:24we need to break that streak and take away its power.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26How do we do that?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28By making bad luck happen.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Every day at two, the canteen evacuates slop down this pipe.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38The only way you could stand here and not get hit is pure good luck.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Let it slop me. - Ew, I can smell it!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45The wretched refuse of a thousand hot dogs!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47You're a brave man, Mitchell Tanner.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51A brave, stupid, about-to-be-slopped man.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56I didn't even wish you the L-word! It's happening on its own!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Oh! - Templeton!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04It's all right. I'm actually getting used to it.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11I've won the lottery! And I'm not even old enough to buy a ticket!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Ice cream for everyone!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The luck is spreading on its own!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18It's all right. I'm fine.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Aaaargh!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Good luck and bad luck in equal measures!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- HORN BEEPS AND TYRES SQUEAL - And it's getting more extreme.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28CHEERING
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Erm, guys?- A truck just turned over
0:18:30 > 0:18:33and spilled a load of sweets and cupcakes into the playground.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34TYRES SCREECH
0:18:34 > 0:18:35THUD
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Now a travelling circus has crashed into the sweet truck
0:18:38 > 0:18:41and spilled a load of tigers into the playground.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43PEOPLE WAILING
0:18:43 > 0:18:46What horrifying thing's going to happen next?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Mitchell, baby! I just made a deal with a giant communications company
0:18:50 > 0:18:54and, in five minutes, we're going to bounce a TV signal off the Moon
0:18:54 > 0:18:56and zoom your image round the world!
0:18:56 > 0:18:57That doesn't sound too scary.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Bunny girl here is going to wish the whole world good luck on television!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- There's the scary. - I'm not going to do that, Mr Bigg.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09You have no choice. Mitchell signed the contract and, when he did,
0:19:09 > 0:19:12it gave the corporation control of him,
0:19:12 > 0:19:16everyone he knows and everyone he will ever meet in perpetuity.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19You didn't read the contract?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Nah, there weren't any pictures.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I have to slip into my high-waisted trousers
0:19:24 > 0:19:27and prepare the satellite hook-up. Back in a tick.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I can't wish everyone in the world "you know what"!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33The bad luck that follows could be catastrophic.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34The whole world could be destroyed.
0:19:34 > 0:19:40I just got attacked by a tiger. And then a zombie. Then a zombie tiger.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Cool, a "ziger"!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Give me that bunny costume.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47That might be a problem.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51I don't care. I'm the special one. Now give it to me.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Ow! Stop it! - Give it to me!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Mitchell! Bunny Girl! The world's ready for your close-up!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59We've got about one minute before luck goes global.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Ow!- You're very persistent!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Come on, honey bunny. Wish us luck!
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Sorry, does that hurt? Well, bad luck.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09SHE GULPS
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- That's it, Becks! Wish yourself bad luck.- What?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16We need to make an inverted fortune loop to reverse the lucky breaks
0:20:16 > 0:20:19and neutralise the bunny powers!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20He sounds like you.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22We're waiting!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Now!
0:20:23 > 0:20:30I wish myself bad luck! Bad, awful, terrible, horrible, nasty bleurgh!
0:20:30 > 0:20:35SHE SCREAMS AND GRUNTS
0:20:39 > 0:20:44I'm free! No more hippity-hoppity good luck for anybody!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47PHONE RINGS
0:20:47 > 0:20:49What? I'm making magic here!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51The love affair's over, Mitch.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54The big communications company just went bankrupt
0:20:54 > 0:20:59and everyone in Japan just decided they like animated singing hedgehogs
0:20:59 > 0:21:00instead of cute boy bands.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03So I'm no longer an international superstar?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07I got to go sign me some hedgehogs! See you never!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Wait! Mr Bigg!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I look a bit like a hedgehog!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14And I can sing like a hedgehog!
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Er-hem.
0:21:15 > 0:21:20# I'm a hedgehog and I don't care... #
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Who will I worship blindly now?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Certainly not that awful hedgehog girl.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Let's just never wish for good luck again.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33In fact, I wish nothing ever happens ever again!
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Mitchell! - OK. One thing can happen!
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Ow.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Hm. Not bad, not bad.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# Rabbits' feet, horseshoes, four-leaf clovers
0:21:48 > 0:21:51# More luck we get the more we hope for
0:21:51 > 0:21:54# Well, you might be enjoying some now
0:21:54 > 0:21:58# But what you gonna do when your luck runs out? #